Thread 214003159

>be skydaddy
>See the brown niggas in Babylon building a tall fuck off tower (like ten levels tall or so)
>Think this is a Clever attempt at escaping the next flood
>Enraged.jpg
>OhHellNawYouDont.wav
>Destroy the tower with a loud sonic boom and make everyone on earth speak a different language from one another
>"Hmph, That'll show those fags!"

Do you have skyscrapers in your country? If yes then clenche those buttholes super tight, I hope you're ready for a new billion+ languages.

>yahweh tells you not to fap
>you fap
>yahweh is mad
>still can't do a shit, because he doesn't exist
Win.

>>214003159 (OP)
UMM IT'S NOT SKYDADDY, IT'S "HEAVENLY FATHER"!

>>214003197
thats why youre gonna die in a trench, zigger

>>214003246
Who cares? He's a Jupiter rip off.

>See this kid with a brain tumor?
>Yeah that's me, I did that
>I work in mysterious ways, what can I tell you

>>214003294
Well, Jahwe incorporates many aspects from many gods, such as his pantheon's original main god Elohim he replaced, even got his wife for a while before that too became haram.