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wake up edish

welcome back to epstein gaming

We live inside a dream

God really made me a lesbian

ohaiyo

oh you're a gooner? that's cute.
what are some of your stats?

Honda offers insurance for your cars and RVs now.

>>214003671
2 parents that still talk to me (voluntarily)
1 full time job
100+ dates in my life (the fruit not the social activity)

Out of the wine, out of the chalice of agony
Welcome to Avantasia

hhmmmmmmmmm

>it’s normal to spend 90% of your life around others
I can’t even imagine. I mean, I can imagine: I get tired of people and want to be alone on about 30 minutes of continued contact.
The exception is when we are doing a structured activity together. If we are just hanging out I will eventually want to be alone.

the thing in my city just got fined for 16 million because of faulty pump, bet it was because my dad died, he was the one that picked and bought the pumps

Dreamers come and go
But a dreams forever
Freedom for all minds
Let us go together

>be me
>20 ft tall manly man pure muscle chiseled to perfection
>walk into room
>walk right up to you
>drop trow
>*big 2 ft long dick plops out*
>*starts pissing directly on your head*
what would you do?

>>214004188
This is what I do to email reader boy every time I come into /cum/

>>214004188
why are you like this

wish we had a thing to make womens breasts larger, like a pill or something

>>214004257
I am spawn of the sons of God and the daughters of men

I would punch you in the balls like this

google willem dafoe's huge penis right now

shaved and showered award are you proud of me?

>>214004373
No don't do that.

>>214004376
both the northern and southern jungles?

>>214004376
bald vagina award

>>214004465
shaving doesn’t have to mean clean shaven

>>214004451
only the northern jungle the southern jungle gets itchy when its chopped down

>>214003842
Don't give your garloid tap water, find something more pure.

>>214004516
just trim with scissors instead of shaving

I get mad when people have different political views from me

hump day hump day

hello

>>214004680
Can't talk.
Reading emails.

>>214004554
that takes forever

>>214004710
I don't mind it
but I am a NEET with a lot of free time after all

morning /cum/ is schizophrenic in nature

I made a very important thread
>>214004926

Sometimes I read something here and get angry

my retirement plan is to make a tiktok dance

The average person is a dumb monkey. Why should I as a 120-IQ non-monkey pay 50% tax to subsidize stupid monkeys? Because being a monkey is against human dignity? But they're monkeys, so that can't be the reason. Maybe they should just stop being primitive primates?

cant remember the last time I got angry

thinking about learning 3d modeling and then animation to make futa porn and sell it online

Just took an alka-seltzer and now im drinking a ginger ale
you know what that means
fart+burp time

Farty dick dick

titty titty bang bang

drinking covfefe

oof

zoomers are hopelessly addicted to gay political shit, it's no wonder they can't get their lives together when they spend 80% of their day reading tweets about nobodies

mirrors really make me want to kms man.
like WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FACE
SHIIIIIT

>>214005766
why does the mexican child leader of the white race has so few white supporters?

>>214005839
they really cant meme

>>214005766
>approval rating
>of a podcaster
how chronically online do you have to be before things like this start popping up on your feed

>>214005932
i watched this guy maybe a year or two ago is he dead?

>>214006005
Yeah he was one of the guys who tried to assassinate Trump

if the dems run newsom this scene will just be played on repeat same as the they/them kamala ad and it will be a bloodbath

Hunter Biden should be president with Barron Trump as VP.

Gyatt dang look at the turdcutter on her

obey your thirst

Is there a stat for how many kids are killed by their morbidly obese parents falling on them?

https://youtu.be/InH_nDUuOBQ
the average /cum/ post

If you tell me you’ve eaten this good recently, you’re lying

>>214006069
That fucking moron actually went on tv and said illegal immigrants are good for America.
Shit like that won't fly anywhere outside of California, he protects illegals more than citizens

>>214006302
ZAMN

>>214006253
lol

>>214006302
>raw broccoli
>mashed potatoes AND rice

I understand American frustration a bit
>Don't get healthcare
>Pay huge fucking taxes even in low tax states like Texas
>Israel has universal healthcare you pay for
>Illegal immigrants get healthcare that you pay for
You guys could stop funding Israel and the illegals and probably have universal healthcare perhaps with minimal copay.

>>214006386
Broccoli, potatoes, and rice taste very good

>>214006410
>>Pay huge fucking taxes even in low tax states like Texas
??? I pay no sales or income tax or alcohol tax in my state. I don't even need car insurance

>>214006410
That will never happen even if we stop giving shit to illegals and Israel, because the ultra rich who profit from this shitty healthcare industry (like the guy St. Luigi Mangione killed) will throw endless money at politicians (lobbying) to make sure that free healthcare never happens

>>214006372
gigachad

>>214006424
Broccoli tastes better cooked, and having two starchy carbs in one meal is a bit much

>>214006448
Which state?

>>214006410
>Huge taxes
Our taxes are some of the lowest in the world

>>214006525
New Hampshire

>>214006302
I had baked salmon with pesto, mashed potatoes, and insalata caprese

This is the second time in a week that a bird has hit my window and died
I fucking hate this

Why do Americans complain about taxes when they don't have any?

>>214006626
>God gifts you with free meals
>complain about it
ingrate

>>214006635
Born whiners. Their country was literally founded by a rebellion against taxes, they feel that everything should just be free.

>>214005120
...
*slaps you*
*walks away*

Taxation is theft unironically

>>214006302
eat better than this literally every day

How come hispanics claim they are a completely different people who were placed on the americas by God but they look EXACTLY like asians who have been out in the sun for too long

>>214006680
Canada meanwhile is a nation of cuckold loyalists who didn’t want to forge their own destiny
Funny how the 13 Colonies were staunchly monarchist during the English Civil War though

im voting for newsom. cope and seethe chuds

>>214006581
Lovely :)
>>214006751
Pics or it didn't happen

lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBvwk-7juso

>>214006872
Don't care.
Reading emails.

Bermuda was colonized by Virginians and therefore should be part of Virginia
It’s original name was Virgineola and it was part of the colony of Virginia

damn 3d modelling is hard

>>214006918
>fat lesbian's girlfriends car gets repo'd while shes with her side chick
this has to be scripted

OOOOHHH FUNNY COLORS

>>214007046
thats nasty blud, now I guess I know how mexicans feel when they see norwegian tacos

>>214007046
all the choices in Mexico and you chose that?

>building a house
>Quoted 850,000
>Put 250,000 down for the deposit
>Paid $250,000 more so far
>Have a basement, frame, roof, appliances (in storage), plumbing rough in
They told me this would be 850,000. They're gonna get 350 out of wiring, light fixtures, drywall and insulation, HVAC and finishings? I already paid 50% for the cabinetry. I'm watching those bills like a fucking hawk.
And fyi, I called 5 different builders and they ALL quoted me 1M+ for the build except for 2.

Some bitch on Twitter posted her absolute dogshit disgusting ass freak feet and still has simps in the comments

>>214007221
post them

>>214007198
You’re paying for their expertise…

In one episode of The Wire, one of the detectives is talking to a mortician, and there's a corpse in the background with a distractingly small penis. It's in frame the entire time they're talking. I haven't seen the show in years, but I never forgot that

>>214007259
https://x.com/maxxietacos/status/1957233690104263006

>>214007198
Damn... if only you were a man you could've done it yourself...

>>214007198
this is a poor general, rich people arent welcomed here

>>214007321
why are you following somebody with so few followers who identifies as a goblin anime girl yet is clearly an obese landwhale in real life

Do you like the smell of wood

>>214007291
I'm fine with the price, I'm just not sure how they're gonna try and stretch the bill out. I'm maybe 150 to 200 away from completion.
>>214007337
I want the house done in a year man, I cannot take the time to fuck around with building codes, inspectors, regulators, paperwork and shit. I'd rather work my job and have someone else do it.

>>214006410
Israel aid is 4 billion. It's a rounding error in the federal budget. Should be zero but that isn't going to fix any other problems.

>Hey class, I talked to the principal and this year our senior trip is to Mar-a-Lago and then a tropical Caribbean island! My treat!
How do you respond?

watching spongebob

>>214007405
That's just the official number you dumb vaxxed goy cattle gayboy

>>214007397
I went camping with a Mexican girl in college and she said she hated the smell of pine trees and the forest

>>214007420
LOL is his signature/avatar catchphrase

listening to avril lavigne

>>214007454
Nonwhites are weird. They don't like the forest.
Except for maybe Northern Asians. They're closer to white people in that sense.

thinking of jerking off, this is how i let out my frustrations

>>214007403
being to code only really matters when you sell the house, most inspectors don't give a dick or fuck about actual quality and you can just hire one who definitely doesn't give a fuck easily

>>214007452
What the fuck I thought libtards were the ones that hated Israel and they got vaxxed. A trve pvreblood republican would try to downplay the cost of Israel

>>214007387
I don’t follow her someone I follow reposted it o algo

big tree

>>214007506
>he fell for the Hegelian dialectics of red team vs blue team
classic goycattle NPC vaxxie zogbot

>>214007493
Nope, the inspector here is an autistic anal retentive enforcer. Every build in my area has a stop work order except for mine. Coincidentally I hired the only builder that has white guys on site.

>>214007530
Small feet more like
you wittle baby

>>214007552
You only have a single inspector in all of Canada? What the fuck kind of bumfuck shit is that?

>most inspectors don’t care
It’s the inspector’s job to make sure the builder isn’t fucking you over
If you have a competent builder it shouldn’t be a problem

Saved this image in the last edition

nu spongebob is actually making me laugh like a retard

>>214007397
yes, i like the smell of wood, thank you

Anon your problem is you didn’t hire a project manager
You’re getting up charged by every single builder for every little bit
When I worked in HVAC the contractor would usually charge his client 2x what we charged him

>>214007591
>It’s the inspector’s job to make sure the builder isn’t fucking you over
Thats what they say but it's more profitable to take bribes.
Hell if you insulate before a framing inspection they usually won't even move the insulation, they basically just look at the trusses and even then the VAST majority will overlook missed fasteners in trusses which is insane but common

>>214007583
In my municipality you get one, and it's immutable. I had a disagreement with them during the building permit process (he defines an unlivable space as livable square footage but simultaneously did not allow me to call it a bedroom or put windows on it) so now I'm on his shit list. I tried to get reassigned but they said no.

>>214007638
>>214007559

Leftists say a reduction in the labor supply is a bad thing for us because then food will cost more
The last time there was a major reduction in agricultural labor, it improved life for the peasants
The Black Death led to higher qualities of life and salaries for peasants across England until the crown put price controls on the cost of labor

i poo 2-3 times before eating breakfast

>>214007654
I hired an architect and a GC. My PM is just fucking useless, can't tell me fucking shit about schedules.

>>214007452
I'm not vaxxed fag. Go back to /pol/

>>214007732
Is he certified or does he just call himself a PM
Not sure how certifications work in Canada though

>>214007775
You get a cert called a PMP which every retard can get. It's basically toilet paper.

>>214007798
Yeah basically the same here, you can get them online but most places don’t care if you have when they hire you and will just make you get one after since it just lets you call yourself certified without lying
Recent grads with a PMP cert are a great way to get your company a lot of bad reviews

This site is incredibly third world now
Most posters under firstie flags are probably immigrants too

>>214007709
the left is just there to hold back humanity
its yang (the black - the "body" - the rock that the other side pushes up the hill). they exist so we dont go too fast

>>214007911
Poor attempt at obfuscation there, Ngumu Gomez of Mozambique

>>214007530
why is the middle darker

>>214007911
I'm 1/8 hopi indian

>Jason's favorite game devs are marijuana addicts
ohnononnononono

Building nothing

>>214007954
The inner part of the tree is basically dead, super hard, and used for structural support
Old lumber is better because it was made from heartwood while new lumber is shit and made from young sapwood

how did FONV become the tranny game

Time telling me to say farewell
but I knew that I would fight hell
and I knew: We will
go for another time we can see,
for another time we'll be free,
for no more farewell.

Chris Avellone is making shit up now because he knows he has no chance of ever touching fallout again and is just doing moral grandstanding for brownie points
Glad Godd Howard is keeping that impotent homo away from Fallout, outer worlds was ass

>>214008030
Just is, chud. Deal with it.

>>214008030
Reddit trannies decided that the whole point of the game was CAPITALISM BAD (the creator of fallout says it’s not, one of the devs of New Vegas and founders of Obsidian says it is)

>>214008093
Trannies with wrists the sizes of a pencil say things like this but then also whine about anti-trans violence
I thought they wanted to punch nazis and kill transphobes???? Why don’t they kill them first?

I'd rather just pay like $1000 for a Pokemon card I want than $10,000 busting packs in the hopes that I get one
I bought a Costco pack a while ago and got a Charizard shit was so cash

>>214007992
Is he being sarcastic?
I’ve seen him agree with Cain about it not being “Capitalism bad” and being “War bad” instead

gf just rolls her eyes when I say she needs to take a bbc
I don't think it's gonna happen fellas :(

Feel like a bitch because I let three bagels reach their expiration date

>>214008489
I fucking hate you

>>214008515
So do I

>Artist: Liturgy
>Descriptors: female vocalist

>>214008525
What your back chronically depressed leaf

>>214007709
Medieval Europe before then was seriously overpopulated though

>>214008579

see post yesterday about call for invasion or "raid"
too late now though. thanks

>/int/ and /pol/ claims to hate niggers
>they starts spamming bbc porn to get (you)s
>pavlov themselves in to liking bbc
>/int/ and /pol/ claim to hate jeets
>start spamming jeet porn to get (you)s
>???
calling it now the most popular thread on /gif/ in 2 to 3 years will be jeet porn

any of you wanna see me do a sexy dance?

leftover pizza in the fridge is calling my name, but I need to eat well today so I don't get fat and slow and rapeable

>>214008606
And we’re getting flooded with third world laborers who work for $5/hour

>>214008772
Not to the extent Europe was at the time - that had gotten to the point where there simply wasn't enough arable land and food to adequately feed everyone.

>>214003594
What does that mean

Told it to generate a Pepe with no description at all
AI is getting too good now bros
Remember when bing refused to generate any Pepes

>>214007709
>Leftists say
Rightoids are the ones that want the population to continue increasing thoughbeit

>>214008834
soulless ai slop

>>214008814
This is just genuinely untrue
Are you a medieval lord trying to justify your cruelty?
Malthus was a fraud by the way

why don't spongebob fuck that squirrel girl?
when she ain't wearing that suit she just walks around in that purple two piece bikini like a whore

>>214008937
He's asexual

if it weren't for rapists moids everyone would walking around with swim wear every day

>>214008977
Australians were killing stingrays for Steve Irwin, they’re out spiritual brothers more than the average Canadian

>>214009015
Remember someone used to ask you about fucking sandy all the time? What was up with that

>>214008489
I bought a huge bag of garlic for $1.50, I mean big, it was like one of this big Ziploc freezer bags full of garlic.
I use a lot of garlic, I love it, it keeps my blood clean. But when I went to use it the other day I saw a black spot on one of them, opened the bag and the whole batch had gone bad, some kinda fungus had infiltrated the bag so I had to throw it all away

>>214008937
he's getting snu snued by pearl instead, why else do you think he sucks up to mr krabs? because he's genuinely happy to be flipping patties for a living? nah boy he's staying on his good side so he keeps getting that wet soft and blubbery whale puss from his daughter

>>214009149
spongebob wouldn't betray mr krabs' trust like that

>>214009259
Krabs wouldn't even care as long as sponge keeps making him money

>>214008876
I'm just repeating what I've read in books.

>>214009259
coping sandycel

Krabs charges Bob by the stroke

I miss the white girl with the amazing ass that I used to work with

>*poops on your pillow*
You've received Amber's Turd.

>>214009342
White women with big asses always fuck black guys

Good morning

N

henlo amerifriens

>Latvian parenting
https://eng.lsm.lv/article/society/crime/20.08.2025-violent-parents-banned-from-approaching-their-six-children.a611055/

>>214009329
You read a book written by someone in the minority
It wasn’t overpopulated, it was going through the Little Ice Age and agricultural output crashed
When you look at it under Malthusian economics, it means Europe was overpopulate now because it could no longer feed as many people after the population growth during the relatively same period before
The Black Death came after the Great Famine, which was caused by the Little Ice Age
The Black Death was more deadly because Europe was already starving

>>214009084
We kill baby seals with baseball bats don't talk shit or you might get hit

>>214009512
>relatively same period
Meant warm period
>>214009535
>we
Your natives, ours do it too :)
Plus I know it’s restricted in Canada

This website really fell off hard. I've noticed recently that even youtube comments have better quality discussion than the vast majority of boards on this website at this point. The slower hobby centric boards are still somewhat passable but that's about it. Pretty grim.

>>214009683
Stop using 4chan then and stop complaining. That will make it better for both of us

back to flipping burgers here soon

think i might also do open mic night next weekend if they're still having it this late in the summer
https://voca.ro/17Onq29tiC62

Anyone willing to pay me $500/hour to flip their burgers

>>214009879
I'll pay you 500 dollars to fight redditjeet in a cage with a 1000 dollar bonus for the winner

>>214009971
I would like to see some /cum/ personalities duke it out in Streetbeefs

any girls here want to pay me a competitive salary to have sex with them daily

>>214010022
Me

>>214009761
I'm going to rape your asshole

>>214009971
I’d do it but I’m not a /cum/ personality and someone copied the one gimmick post I made a few times (I’m 6’8, have a 13 inch cock, make $500,000,000/year base plus bonuses, and I fuck a new model every day)

>>214010045
ok then lets do it

>>214009683
many are saying this

the anti-fungal powder has pretty much fixed my jock itch

need a fungus gf

This nigga got mold on his crotch

alright so what did that anon do to terrone I haven’t seen any terronesque posts for a while

my local CBS news is still talking about the covid vaccine

>>214010416
I call him a boring faggot all the time and that always seems to hurt his feelings
He's not even a fun lulcow like Jason, lums bra or fk, he literally just derailed the thread with political shit like redditjeet

Haven’t had a flu vaccine since highschool when they forced me to get one

>>214010352
big chungus gf

>>214010712
He didn’t take losing his job well and his posts really fell off
You could tell he lost her fervor because he also stopped posting about how he had a great job and loved his amazing life

>>214010712
>>214010748
say what you want about him but he's right about jews

I honestly love my job

Need a millennial quirk fungus gf

theres no music from the 20s i like so far

The quirk fungus gf

>>214010914
i like pendulums covid era stuff. not as good as their pre knife party stuff but it has a place in my playlist

>the 20s no longer means 1920s
>the 30s will no longer mean 1930s
I hate zoomers

Dude I'm sitting here on my couch and suddenly I feel my neck and it hurts. Like really badly. I used my phone to look and there's this big circular chunk of flesh gone. Right at the base of my neck. I don't see anything nearby, no bugs or anything. Wtf just happened to me? Did a flesh eater just burrow into my skin?

>>214011113
is there blood

>>214011113
it's ligma
source: my ass

>>214010914
You don't like Louis Armstrong?

>>214011172
Yes

>>214011059
Zoomers didn't do that, that's just the inexorable March of time.

>>214011314
Zoomers will be the ones say 20s to refer to the 2020s
20s will always be 1920s to me

>>214011343
Someone born in the 1800s probably said something similar about you

>>214011300
a cyst must have burst or something

Mom quit her diet and now her ass has gone rogue and is three axe handles wide, like this

>>214011383
Maybe that's all it was. The pain is starting to radiate outwards as far as my shoulders and I feel a bit lightheaded. I'm scared.

>>214011503
its over you're dying nigga

>>214011113
I shot you with a slow-acting poison weapon that leaves no evidence other than a circular piece of missing skin

>>214011527
Welp gg. I'm just thinking anything big enough to bite this much out of my flesh I should've seen. I threw the whole couch apart looked everywhere but nothing in sight. Maybe one of those anons who "cast a spell on me" maybe that shit actually worked. Like dude wtf.

seems like my voodoo doll actually works
gonna make one of redditjeet

ok

I’m 5’7
A genuine subhuman

I’m 5’7
A genuine perfect human specimen

I'm 5'4
a genuine gnome

Isn't that anon who loves star wars really short

>>214011780
>>214011847
>>214011849
become the gf

>>214011496
exquisite.

>>214011892
I have one

if you're over 5'7 you're not welcomed in cum

>letters of recommendation
Is there a bigger humiliation ritual?

I'm 6'2 but the redeeming qualities start and end there

>>214011954
I’ll kill you and steal your spine you lanky son of a bitch

>>214011889
theres multiple anons who like star wars here

Being a manlet is a daily humiliation ritual
Nothing more shameful than your feet not touching the floor when you sit down

>>214012011
just sit near the edge of the seat simple as

Remember the Ron Paul movement?

Good times

>>214011892
on jason's xitter it says "she" is 5'4
which means jason fantasies about being 5'4

>>214011496
it's me your dad
I'm back from the store

where theres smoke theres fire and that pizza gate thing, there's a whole lot of smoke

My depression is back

I'm a 4chan user

>>214012191
P.... Papa?

Apparently Notch has that condition in which one can't visualize images, but he claims that he has trained himself out of it and can now see things in his mind's eye

Kristi Noem has announced they're turning the Big Beautiful Wall into a Big BLACK Wall!

MAGA patriots, we can't stop winning!!!!

whats up

>>214012286
Try ketamine. Unironically when I used it in the past it didn't just help my depression. It outright removed it full stop. And it worked almost instantly.

>>214012419
What does it feel like? Can you still control yourself?

>>214012419
its good

>>214012419
Where did you get it from

made this head shaped thing, i think i can call myself a professional 3d modeler already

I can make someone hate me by talking with them for 5 minutes, and usually I don't know why. Such is the life of an autist

>>214012606
I like it

>>214012419
it is actually an antidepressant, but each person reacts differently to each antidepressant. i would try some of the non-hallucinogenic, non-addictive meds before ketamine

>>214012280
it's not smoke it's vape
there is no fire

My adult care taker Mrs Lashanda took my iPad away because I took a bunch of pictures of my butthole to try and see what it looked like farting and she thought I was sending them to older men online

Been drinking way too much lately

>>214012767
Corey is that you?

>>214012765
>I was sending them to older men online
she thought you were sending them to jason

Kiwifarms is down so I have to shitpost here

>>214012866
You're replying to Jason's post...

Indian migration is good but only import jeetas, and provide hygiene training

N

My fingers are short and stubby so I always look fat in pictures

>>214012917
terrible post.

how do you even shitpost on kiwifarms when its so inactive. even the most active threads have a post every 10 minutes or so

>>214012987
Afraid your women are going to cuck you, rajar?

At a restaurant. Will post my food when it comes

>>214003550 (OP)
New

>>213988628
>>213988628
>>213988628

>>214013005
You make a shit post then go do something else for a while and then check your shit post later
>>214013011
What did you order

>>214013005
Make a post and then wait for the sticker reactions
>>214013056
Mexican omelette

>>214012987
the idea of only allowing women to immigrate is intriguing conceptually. i can think of a few problems that would solve

>>214012495
It's one of the hardest drugs to describe. It feels really spaced out and weird. It makes everything feel sort of alien and strange on smaller doses. You can still control yourself on small doses although moving your body feels weird and unusual. It basically makes everything just wonky as hell. Like you feel like you're piloting a meat suit pulling strings to maneuver. It isn't necessarily unpleasant though. Feels like your thoughts suddenly occupy only a very small corner in a vast, empty space that is your mind. Not that your thoughts shrunk, more like you suddenly realize the existence of that humongous space that they've been operating in. Like your focal point for self and mind is always centered on your thoughts, but on ketamine it zooms waaaay out and those same thoughts seem relatively really small. You feel detached.

On large doses it's entirely different. The k-hole is like zooming around nothingness at infinite speeds while occasionally perceiving vague almost-forms. K-hole for me felt very very pleasant. It was accompanied by the feeling that I had learned some sort of very important knowledge that is immediately forgotten after sobering up.
>>214012548
A friend gave it to me.

>>214013017
filthy frog fuck

sitting in my room butt naked think about you....

Using drugs to deal with depression is just a band-aid solution cause depression most of the time is caused by living in an environment that is antithetical to what humans were evolved to endure

>>214013112
But the most important thing is that my depression vanished immediately after. I had enough in the bag I was gifted to use it many other times over the span of like 1yr. Each time I found that it erased my depression, usually for many weeks. It inevitably returned gradually, but I think with lifestyle changes ketamine could probably be used extremely effectively to treat depression, based on my experiences.

>>214013212
had a similar experience

>>214013017
Piece of shit Pierre

>>214012057
Us manlets always have a weapon on us

>>214013244
Early brown bastard

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