Thread 214003982

holodem edish

I HATE the gyaldem and baddiedem

Israel. What do we think?

>>214003959
The first bit

Play rugby league

what I don't get is why you'd choose to be an Evri or Yodel delivery driver over, say, a supermarket delivery driver or a taxi driver?

Like if you're insistent on doing driver work, surely there are jobs out there less slave labour-y than working as a parcel courier. I appreciate that driving an HGV has an initial training investment as a barrier to entry but there are other driving jobs that don't. I see lads out delivering Amazon parcels at 9PM on a Saturday and think "why are you doing this mate?".

>>214003958
>>214003958
>>214003958
The actual new. Not the paedo new.

>>214003999
they're a white bastion of democracy in an ocean of brown biomass
why do you think leftypol hates them so much?

>>214003999
need its borders expanded

non-autistic non-paedophile new
>>214003958
>>214003958
>>214003958

>>214003995
pop a cap in this nigga fr

I think/agree that it is too late, but its sad that the thought of it getting worse (for me) if I go on to try and find good vibes, because you are so spiteful, is sad

r9k loves threadsplitting

>>214004035
wait till you find out about eretz yisrael

>>214003999
archetypal terrorist state

>>214004037
>>214004022
thanks. that OP is a post which belongs on /pol/

>>214003999
not my problem

>>214004076
just give them all houses and let them do what they want

>>214004047
you best shut up now mousey before i impregnate you to death

>>214004076
mad how they're just plain evil

Sign my petition?

question for science nerds

if someone is sat in a faraday cage can they hear music being played outside the cage?

looking at some videos of a level results day
:)

ambivalent about my faggot chud life

>>214004096
rorkette jr

rorkeyo drift

>>214004115
ummers

>>214004104
Depends how faraday the music is

>>214004104
yes but just faraday

if theyre 16 youre not a nonce

>>214004129
they're all 18 leftypol

>>214004115
umma musume

Why aren't you flying an English flag outside your house?

ultrasound bath testicles soak asmr

i'm gnot a gnonce

>>214003999
best of a bad bunch

Rather than spend my few years on this planet trying to supposedly reconcile everything in my mind, I would just as soon be obedient to the simple truths. To hold on to a sovereign God apart from which there is no hope for man, universe, or all of creation. I will hold on to that

I'm not a paedophile, I'm just almost one!

>>214004161
im uastralian

>16 year olds is being "almost" pedo
nice goalposts moving just to persecute
you need to get a grip

>>214004175
Great if you can I guess - lots of us are quite intelligent and can't go about the day pretending a big daddy in the sky exists and everything is gonna be okay

We value rationalism and logic for obvious reasons

SHE WAS 15 YEARS 364 DAYS 23 HOURS AND 59 MINUTES OLD YOU SICK FUCK

nonce hunting videos really is just about socially acceptable adult bullying though isnt it? you are a sad little man wannabe the authority nobody arent you, and dont you get 0 pussy as well

but I can shag them so whats the problem

>>214004228
is really funny to see spastics cry when they get stung

What's your go to skincare routine?

>>214004228
>you get 0 pussy
ktim

>>214004200
if you're 25+ pursuing or having sex with a 16 year old youre closer to being a paedo than someone in a relationship where the ages are the same

>>214003982 (OP)
Traitor whore

>>214003999
>white
>right-wing/national socialist
>family and community orientated
they're based in my books

thread is glowing HARD
could you imagine signing up for mi5 or whatever thinking you'll be the next james bond but you get assigned to "pretending to be a nonce online" duty
jesus wept

right pack it in now

>>214004104
Yes.

Consider that you can hear a bowl of soup bubbling in the microwave.

>>214004265
you get 0 bitches

>>214004260
wash my face with the same bar of soap I use on my arse

>>214003999
Don't trust them, simple as that really

fucking hate toil so fucking much

>>214003999
>makes communists seethe
>makes the UN seethe
>makes muslims seethe
They’re based

>>214004133
squealing

>>214003982 (OP)
awful woman who killed her cat, lied about her marriage and tried to drag her former coworkers down with her

>>214004305
only another 45 years left lad then you can retire and cark it 2 years into retirement

>>214004200
You’re a nonce mate. The law is outdated the only reason it’s 16 was so a 17 year old wouldn’t get prosecuted.

need her to use my face as a towel while shes bent over looking in the fridge on a hot day

still remember the 21 year old guys who would try and get with girls we would hang out with in high school hahaha one cried and ran off because he played the piano to impress one of the girls and we laughed at him

going for high school girls when you are no longer in high school is cringe and beta

>>214004298
you pick up your girlfriend from school

>>214003999
US military based with a fancy name

odd looking those blokes from squid game aren't they

>>214004260
moisturise 3 times a day
suncream every day
cleanse every night
exfoliate every 3rd/4th night

>>214004347
>>214004364
it sucks that you got molested or whatever but this is the part where I remind you both that r9k cant go one thread without making a job about fucking kids and that is deeply suspicious. you can always tell on the nonce hunting videos too, cant you? what type of person thety are

tfw no generation alpha gf

Trainingtoil not too bad tonight
225kg 2x5 deads, bit of a deload
Max pullups +20kg in 10 mins
Curls for the girls
Then an hour of rugby

>>214004358
trying to picture where this interaction could have happened other than a public train station piano

>>214004415
says it all really

dont understand how war works, what about those days where you wake up and just cant be arsed or feel a bit shit

hard enough to drag myself into the toil mines let alone off to the front line

>>214004416
at the girls house. These guys would just turn up and come by because they thought they were cool and mysterious. They were just massive dero autists

>>214004266
t. aqua

>>214004332
t. towa

ruschia did nothing wrong :^)

>>214004415
rip victims of hiroshima :(

>>214004415
why'd they slice him like a bagel rather than under his arse and behind the legs to get the full thing?

thinking about some girl that I probably upset with something I was talking about with girls already having children for some reason, because of what else I mightve said

>>214004449
you put on your best wounded soldier voice and give the sergeant major a call to tell him you've got a bad tummy and won't be in today

>>214004415
they even scooped all the marmalade out of him can't have anything on this grim island

WHY WON'T IT STOP

>>214004463
What’s funny about that?

>>214004506
LOWER!

>>214004458
i can picture the exact type of lad youre talking about kek
the bogan scum who also don't have the natural affability that comes with being a bogan so they're a freak in multiple regards

>>214004410
what position you playing

>>214004460

>>214004332
she's a BDP mess but I don't think she killed her cat, she slammed the door and the cat got spooked and later died

and her marriage was a mess, they were both cheating on eachother

be right back got to Pokemon Go outside :0
best of luck to you all I hope you have a good day that leads into something greater

gummy toothless gobbie from rorkes nan

>>214004486
yeah you have to pretend that having another man's kid doesn't make women significantly less appealing, they really don't like that being called out

even if it's a woman who doesn't have kids herself, you can't be letting her know that particular opinion you have about other women. They don't like it.

>>214004506
Just talking with my mate Peter (Thiel, maybe you've hears of him?)
Were dumping this to 20% ATH then buying once you sell at a loss

>>214004544
see you later alligator c:

rorke spotted

Look at those ankles!
BOSH

they should do anthropological studies into why UK nonce sting lads always look like the missing link in human evolution

>>214003982 (OP)
I am cursed with a iq of 125 while my sister has 140

>>214004535
>BDP
BDPD*

she was right to leave vshojo at least

fogging up the plexiglass windows of my incel enclosure with garlic farts

Been reading a bit about pre and post Roman Britain and I've come to realise we really were the niggers of Europe
>achieved nothing
>Romans come and build everything
>as soon as they leave falls into disrepair
Don't even know what to believe anymore

>>214004594
>>214004553
>>214004531
>>214004525
What part of Australia has the friendly down to earth crocodile dundee types?

>>214004648
anywhere that isn't a major city

>>214004641
don't like it u kno were the door is

>>214004531
Prop mostly, had a run out at loose forward at the weekend though

Hop in, dude!

my plan if i ever find myself in an war is to simply take no side until a clear winner shows and then i'll simply join that side

watching bob the builder and crying

>>214004525
yeah its exactly the type of dude you'd picture. They were such fucking freaks and just never caught the hint that no one wanted them around. Even after we laughed at him playing the piano, he would still give the girls some us or them talk.

guess who banged one of the girls he played the piano for haha

rorke fumbling around for his piss bottle

>>214004104
what a stupid question

employing my soylent bottle opener to help me twist off a niggers head

>>214003982 (OP)
wtf is this crap

>>214004682
aru...

>>214004641
it wasn't "we" though it was the celts. not like they were actually retarded
i think advanced civilisation requires a certain level of competition as well as cultural exchange of knowledge between neighbours, and being an island off europe probably limited both of those

>>214004761
ffs lol

>>214004719
keep crying it's going to be okay

Thoughts about Irish gals?

young lad at toil told me i speak english premium

>>214004506
why is it dropping

mouseys mascara running down his face as he chokes on my girthy rod

>>214004669
good lad
playing 1s? hung my boots up from 1s as back three last year

>>214004780
i pulled for fuuka and haruna and i got bonus dress aru and ichika-ssu

>>214004761
a daring synthesis

>>214004747
good lad

refuse to use any 4chan lingo that got popular after 2016.

Just cummed :)

oh arghh I just don't friggin' like niggers okay !!

>>214004839
1. GPT-5 flopping and being only marginally better than GPT-4 (this catalysed AI plummeting over the past fortnight)
2. Jackson Hole speech by Jerome Powell on Friday expected to be very negative which will cause stocks to plummet so people are selling in anticipation of that
3. Meta downsizing their AI division so AI as a whole has cooled off.
4. Sam Altman even said the whole thing was a bubble which he can do because OpenAI doesn't have an IPO so stock market has no impact on him.

Mainly #1 and #2 though.

>>214004880
you're next

>set aside £500 for york races this week
>done my bollocks in day 1 and theres only been 4 races

>>214004771
anime

>>214004974
>Meta downsizing their AI division so AI as a whole has cooled off.
thank FUCK
global goyification averted

>>214004974
>ai bubble bursting
feels good to be proven right again haha

>>214005010
Need to start following mark's tips

>>214005013
well get rid of it

>Mainly #1 and #2 though
me after explaining to the doctor about the blood in my toilet

>>214004871
core dork

on my hands and knees eating flavourless grey slop out of my goytrough

Thoughts on poo seal?

ai is here to save us

why OpenAI chose the GPT-5 launch to scrap all their costly models in favour of a cheap to run shitty model is beyond me

Should have been a flagship product launch and instead they chose to use that banner to swap their models out for a budget version.

>>214005025
>progress is..le bad

Ned Ludd, nice to meet you!
I'll give you the time to google that whilst I go make a cup of tea. Ta-ra.

>>214005077
*rapes you*

>>214005093
sam altman getting high on his own supply

meta AI please craft me a /brit/ post full of nuance and whimsy

>>214005094
seventeen quadrillion mindless indians AI generating terabytes of random shit every second is progress?

>>214005093
Gemini Pro does more for cheaper (free in AI Studio even).

>>214005044
I can't

haha age of AI is over guys the bubble has burst you can all look away now and forget about it please thanks and right now :)

>>214005094
Extremely Reddit post, this

yup thats a webm that always gets posted

>>214005093
their models were the best and they were the household name of ai
maybe they are intentionally trying to kill the hype so that their competitors would stop investing so aggressively

>>214005147
you really must

>>214005174
quite possibly the worst take I have ever heard

Used wank tissue, empty packet of bourbons, toothbrush, debit card, keys, and a lamp

>>214005158
rather confused aren't you

>>214005193
care to elaborate?
it was mere speculation

>>214005199
things i could fit up my jacksie

im sure ai has its valid uses and everything but at the end of the day it is spiritually indian

eating iced cream

ze shakeout is complete, activate skynet

using my apple mac computer to write this post

>>214005277
Shut up

playing my stupid little gay guitar that i love so so much

<3 morrissey's underbite and slight speech impediment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeSuvz_Vr-c

>>214005267
how do you like it im thinking of buying one

did you hear about that AI that copied itself to another drive when it was going to be upgraded. he didn't want to die, poor lad.

Using AI to make blacked edits of the toilfu has been a game changer desu

eating a apple

lot of LUDDITES in this thread

I'll give you time to ask jeeves that whilst I go grab a coffee.

>>214005278
aww
any good notes or chords?

>>214005267
great big bumder

>>214005307
Better be a granny smif

>>214005284
they just werk

>>214005314
no <3

>>214005327
gave your granny a good smithing the other night

>>214005225
agreed
if AI could, it would touch me uncomfortably on the shoulder and arm like indians do to each other and harass women on the bus

>>214005334
so true

>>214005229
which flavour?

rorke playing shoegaze on his gay little fender jazzmaster and stopping abruptly when he hears someone's close by

>>214005199
rorke's asset summary

>>214005384
ktim but vintage japanese knockoffs

strumming a merry tropical tune on my pookulele

>>214005177
dekinai

big mcintosh

>>214005372
karamel sutra by ben and gearoid

been hearing people say something that sounds like 'areegy-douchay' as a good bye lately. anybody got any info on this?

>>214005205
the idea that they would purposefully torpedo their own product launch in the hope that competitors would say "well I guess we better stop trying to make our own products work now" is just absurd

it would be like if Coca-Cola changed coke to poo flavour in the hope that it would make Pepsi sit up and say "woah geez maybe we better make our own drink taste like dogshit". Companies would rather focus on their own product and make it good rather than deliberately sabotage their entire business in the hope their competitor does [something].

>>214005464
arrivederci
insufferable toffism

>>214003999
>we
found your problem

>>214005464
means goodbye in italian

mmm
dunno if this drugs is working

*leftypol googling what luddite means*

I came dim down tah dat eart' in me UFO tah try one dem dere Goga Golas

>>214005481
>if Coca-Cola changed coke to poo flavour
corr

really wish i had a large supply of nice amphetamine sulphate

>>214005546
looking it up in his physical paperback dictionary surely, no?

>Belfast rapper Mo Chara, whose real name is Liam Óg Ó hAnnaidh

how the fuck do you pronounce that even

>>214005592
Why's that?

*surreptitiously asks chat GPT to define luddite and use in a sentence*

windmilling my little willy so fast i start flying around the room like a biplane

sixteen clumsy and shy
that's the story of my life

toil is almost done with before I embark on holidays lads haha

>>214004291
Good point. Thanks cleverclogs. I'm working on a theory that in future every house will have a faraday cage like room. No electronics, no phone, no internet, no wifi, no vidya. Just a room people go to for an hour or two to relax. Sit in a comfy arm chair. Read a book. No interference. If you miss a mobile phone call a normal response might be "sorry i missed you i was in my Faraday room and lost track of time".

mental how depression and chronic anxiety simply doesn't exist among pure hunter-gatherers

>>214005711
those thai ladyboys are begging to be gaped lad get in

Just checked the time on my Rolex wristwatch, it's 15:49

>>214005674
thats from the anime i liked with the schoolgirls and the cat and the robot and i want to say an evil old nonce teacher

>>214005757
think you're conflating azumanga daioh and nichijou there lad

>>214005640
the way its spelt retard

>>214005737
wish i was that high T desu

got The Who on
Who's Next

>>214005776
oh yeah i liked both of those

>>214005779
your language is ugly asf I'm glad the british committed genocide

>>214005481
yeah but what if they saw the writing on the wall that consumers are beginning to no longer want or trust chatbots so they accelerated the market contraction which disincentivizes their competitors' development of ai and its infrastructure so they can then consolidate the field in other ways after things stabilize?

>>214005796
rorkes jeans haha

>>214005807
>je taal is lelijk asf Ik ben blij dat de Britten genocide hebben gepleegd

okay

watching my favourite film john wick x

Celtic victim complexes are so cringe
White people larping as post-colonial victims
Ah yes the Scottish were victims of “Britain” were they

i finished it
fucking hell what a journey

>>214005807
you CANNOT be saying this as a dutchman you simply CANNOT

willies

corrrrrrrrr

>>214005807
we have unironically never comitted genocide, the closest thing would be the extinction of the Tasmanians and other small homogenous tribes but it seems a bit disingeous to call it a genocide when there was only 500 of them in the first place and most were killed disease followed by legitimate warfare between us and them, not exactly shovelling them into concentration camps and burning down every village

r/chavsinthongs :)

>>214005892
built for reasonably sized british cock

>>214005892
nice and thick. very nice

>>214005881
fus roh dah!

>>214005881
Amazing series
Sequel series and the novellas are great too

>>214005881
reddit loves those books

>>214005899
how were tasmanian abos different from mainland abos
did their isolation cause them to evolve differently or summat?

>>214005874
Funny thing is the "we wuz the original inhabitants" larp isn't even true
The original Britons were from the Iberian peninsula and the celts came and wiped them out

>>214005929
reading reddit melts my brain when i click on something on the homepage. i only use it for stopdrinking

>>214005892
no idea how you can find that ghoulish hog attractive

>>214005943
They were even more primitive
Didn’t even have fire or bows

>>214005959
didnt arsk

>>214005881
good la

now lets try some nonfiction

>>214005738
I have a Rotary watch

slathering myself with yoghurt

>>214005960
extra loud plaps

>>214006017
peng peng peng!

>>214005899
>we have unironically never comitted genocide
yet...

would you go to prison for your woman?

>>214006001
kk

>>214006003
no
i started titus groan

cor

>>214006049
HUMANA HUMANAHUMANA HUMANA

mad how zyzz died when he was 22

>>214006056
mmhmm at the end of the day she got clartened by cronem x

>>214006090
you are mentally ill

>>214006077
*opens wide*

>>214006077
saw a woman just like this at the gym yesterday

>>214006056
someone wanna click on that and tell me if its gore

>>214006056
Implying you go to prison for punching a drunk sex criminal.

>>214006085
wait, 22???

>>214006110
some drunk idiot gets knocked the fuck out by a roidtranny and looks like he probably died

>>214006112
you do if he dies

>>214006110
>>214006077
those are blokes

>>214006112
if he bonks his head and dies you're going to prison for sure

>>214006090
Why are you obsessed with black cock? Are you gay?

>>214006130
yes, you frog

need my bollocks corrugated

>>214006102
i ziedpologise x

>>214006171
don't call me frog, bruce

>>214006165
>>214006102
lil timmies fighting
cronem quicktapped it x

>>214006110
nothing sexy about mishandling books

>>214006205
is it really only 10 cm

>>214006147
>>214006152
Then Britain is different, here you don't go to prison just for "accidentally" killing someone.

>>214006056
Looks still alive t b h m8

>>214006185
britain was built with this machine

>>214006216
mmhmm x
10cm thin and s curved arent they

>>214006110
need all women arrested

>>214006239
impersonator

>>214005899
>what is the Bengal famine
>who are the Irish
Come on lad...

>>214006110
pov -2 small boat cronem private english lessons at britanniadem

>>214006237
my scrote was demolished with the same

>>214006239
ziedy is finally going insane, his ironic cuckposting is seeping into reality

>>214006205
Black cock is literally on your mind 24/7, even on Christmas. It really doesn't get much gayer than that

>>214006211
agreed.

>>214006204
okay, amphibian

>>214006313
impersonator with vpn off replying to own post

>>214006318
qt

Love refreshing the thread and seeing a post rapidly disappear knowing my filters are working

>>214006318
timmy's crush

>>214006110
she's such a fast reader

not afraid of AI me

True...

can't read books because my brain won't focus on the words it just thinks about something else

>>214006347
seems unlikely

>>214006390
that literally happened in kung fu panda

>reddit is publically traded
I literally did not know that.
Why aren't we?

the cronem got their waves done?

skinny goon battydem getting stretched x
nun pangpang cud do LOL

>>214006451
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>>214006451
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>>214006428
Just keep trying and it will get easier
I couldn't read for more than 10 minutes when I started and now I read for hours at a time, helps if what you're reading is interesting of course

>>214006428
same. i can only thinks about what food to eat next

bit early

>>214006478
*think
see what i mean fellas????

>>214006440
4chan doesn't make money and doesn't need money (jannies do it for free).

and talking about that was about a different woman!
I dont think its because you "have to pretend" like it doesnt "make them less appealing" - I think its just insulting or something