Thread 214006451

neoliberal bull logging in

>>214006451 (OP)
sad

anyone in the north east want to meet up
for a fight?

>>214006491
You are so fucked it’s unreal

>>214006428
Just keep trying and it wilI get easier
I couldn't read for more than 10 minutes when I started and now I read for hours at a time, helps if what you're reading is interesting of course

>>214006478
quite convinced you are actually an orangutan

>>214006498
this one >>214006451 (OP)

>>214006498
by fight do you mean gay sex?

>consciously reading another mans thoughts
how is it any different to letting a random man shag your wife? cuck behaviour

>>214006527
i think i fall more into the gorilla category

bet the skinny yardie goons are waking up chiefing dem luh clickums? x

Felt a bit peckish lads

>>214006558
thought this was the ceo of ethereum at first glance

>>214006594
wheres the fucking wedges

Poo seal is leaking x

>>214006594
scraniel...

>>214006594
frankenchickens

>>214006645
sad

>>214006589
you are gay

>>214006594
36 quid for all that shite

>>214006594
is 37 quid for that a lot?

>>214006594
how fucking fat are you

might fucking kill myself lmfao

>>214006594
mmhmm enjoy

>>214006594
>paying £3.99 for regular popcorn chicken when for £5.99 you can get 60 or them
Amateur hour over here lads

>>214006717
Could feed a family of 4 for a week with 37 quid. What a disgraceful fat waster.

mad that you can shag someone born in 2008

Got 11 days off toil in September

>>214006755
how is this real wtf

>>214006744
Would but she looks like a mate of mine so it'd be weird
Would cos she looks a little goofy and she'd be a laugh
Would
Would

if you pronounce scone like scown you should also pronounce shone like shown

>>214006755
lol

>>214006786
>11
>september
I'M NOTICING

luh 10cm ting x

>>214006755
Nigga never lets a slap get in the way of his mewing

raping my arse with a trombone

>>214006818
my birthday :)

>>214006762
objectively false unless you're eating beans on toast every day (even then its close)

>>214006849
PARP PARP PARP GET PREGNANT

found this stone in the park

>>214006755
>the pause for affect and looking at the ground
Peak Indian behaviour
You're not in a film

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>>214006902
give it back to the little girl rorke

>>214006907
he quite literally was though

* * * friendly reminder that all belgian posts that contain homosexual comments, comments about having a small 10cm penis, and other self-loathing comments, are all from an impersonator called mousenonce that is trying to damage my reputation, most of them will be marked with a reply calling them impersonator, he also does mark my posts and his own posts with impersonator to try to sow confusion sometimes, they will be marked as well
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/impersonator/country/be/
this is mousenonce admitting to impersonating me by using the belgian flag
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213814305/#213815026
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213815908/#213816651
this is mousenonce slipping up and forgetting to turn his belgian vpn off
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213836378/#213837645
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213916100/#213916851

>>214006902
Good stone that looks a bit like a rabbit

big toe is killing me, might just rip the nail off

>>214006932
impersonator

>>214006932
classic timmy cope LOL

>>214006866
rice and beans

That time of the week where I pretend to go to a social club to convince my family I have a social life, when instead a fuck off to the pub for a pint in peace

>>214006907
>You're not in a film
yes he is

>>214006930
Kek sure thing Ranjeet

luh 10cm ting

>>214006952
>>214006955
>>214006915
impersonator

>>214006932
most autistic post ive ever seen

>>214006773
I was still a virge in 2008. Lost it in January 2009.

>>214006491
you are literally the worst poster in this general
even worse than gingernonce

>>214006973
impersonator trying to sow confusion

fucking hell there's about 5 ziedy clones itt
it was bad enough with just one

>>214006966
you just watched the video

>>214006960
Here's a mental idea, join a social club then you won't have to pretend

>>214006818
its the 17th till the 28th

oh im peekin mmhmm x

Coughed up a giant tonsil stone. Heathernonce was right

>>214007005
That's correct you retarded little paki, I did

Playing Starfield

It's the most soulless game I've ever played there's nothing at all which draws me in even from the beginning

schools go back in a couple weeks

>>214007025
LOL

meltdown

other side

what did they mean by this?

>>214007007
Mental idea: no

>>214007045
mmhmm

activeee

>>214007045
;)

cronem luh battydem fi slippery x

why is literally every piece of finance news negative all the time

nun i culd do x

i got that luh m8 clickysmooth poo luh mental illness where i make up random words x

Fucking chilly today

mousenonce melty x

>>214007045
No they're back already

>>214006594
>Pepsi MAX
MAX what?

>>214007118
sveevsaming

Sir Shelf Stacker

>>214007117
canada is doing okay now

>>214007120
no it's not

>>214007110
>>214007118
>>214007128
impersonator

>>214007159
impersonator

>>214007145
oh great what a relief

Trying to find the perfect planet for /brit/ lads to live on but haven't found one so far x

>>214007136
pepsi

>>214007117
Unprecedented money printing for the boomer cough and the war effort in Ukraine.

>>214007136
maximum sugar

>>214007152
Piss off it's freezing

>>214007117
Ah yes a subtle post against black men having sexual emrgencies

>>214007163
impersonator

>>214007197
impersonator

autism hour

>>214007181
This one looks like Earth but it doesn't rotate :(

>>214007117
Because the country is up shits creek sans paddle

>>214007145
don't know what that is

>>214007241
which part

just called catberg an ugly little goblin creature

Another day, another dual ziedbelg-DTFIC meltie

I have to call the PIP line but it closes at 5 and I have mental health so I might not be able to do it

>>214007120
not been outside yet. i could use to have a ciggie. my smelly bedroom is a nice 22 degrees

all well and good but the luh small boat cronem tekkin di s curved batons x

all well and good but the luh small boat cronem tekkin di s curved batons x

>>214007279
it not right. they should be open 24/7 for us mongs that like to sleep all day

>>214007273
not on that is it

>>214007278
are they in the room with us right now

>>214007317
quiet, you ugly little goblin creature

>>214007044
did you spend money on it?

please just let me post my thoughs in peace
dont impersonate me

>>214006491
kill yourself

Are you all my best mates?

>>214007292
mmmmmm bet your bed is nice and warm x

>>214007355
why

>>214007273
can you tell him that hes a sweet little precious angel from me

It's all well and good but the small boat cronem are bringing their curved batons

>>214007371
i just want to post my thoughts, that's all

>>214007363
Here for life mate

>>214007363
well yeah. beggars can't be choosers eh

>>214007392
why should we let you when nobody wants to read them plus they're really gay and/or paedophilic

di squeaky yardie battydem gettin stretched by s curved gherkins LOL
>>214007302
>>214007313
>>214007355
>>214007392
impersonator

>>214007355
>>214007392
you are not welcome here

>>214007355
impersonator

How are the UK-China-relations these days?

Do you play games like Infinity Nikki, which couldn't be produced in the West, because the female MC is feminine, aesthetic and elegant?

>>214007363
i'll be your best mate if you want yeah

>>214007420
>>214007426
impersonator

need to play more video games. I'm not playing enough

Rorke pissed that his daughter is pregnant with a black rapist's son

>>214007446
yes do this. and masturbate more as well

>>214007426
you have some very gay fantasies about black willies which is ok but you don't have to post them all the time just wank and think about black willies and be done with it

>>214007419
they aren't

belgium if you don't want to be impersonated you should start using a tripcode

Feel sorry for the poor cunt named Billy with no friends

>>214007392
>>214007420
>>214007443
this is mousenonce on a vpn

>>214007461
>>214006932

>>214007346
Yeah it was on sale
Still feel like I've been mugged

Just under 20 minutes before PIP line closes. Thinking about the soldiers on D-Day as they get off the small boats. Summoning the courage of the lion to make the phone call

you are not welcome here

>>214007462
they are though anyway that doesn't change the fact no one wants to read them nobody cares what you think about black men all day every day

>>214007467
this is mousenonce on a vpn

>>214007466
His LinkedIn profile says he goes by William No Friends now

>>214007467
this is toby trying psyop /brit/, i can recognise him

>>214007494
not very nice is it

office monkeys crack under the immense pressure of a… spread sheet

your posts are not wanted here

>>214007483
Hope they cut you off and then cut your bennies off as well.

>>214007483
Ask the call handler if they consider themselves a patriot and then bring up the war

Idea

Genetically modify people so all men are black and all women are white

need my bollocks gnawed

Canada :)

>>214007511
it's the truth sorry mate but maybe it's time to do something else

>>214007527
Crikey

nth for the gyaldem

>>214007458
i'm on yesfap so i have at least one a day but usually can't do more than that

>>214007511
you are not welcome here
your posts are not wanted here

>>214007478
do you have experience of sucking black willies or is it just a fantasy at this point?

luh katy x

>>214007526
Genetically modify people so that women are 10 times as big as men

God you lot are mental

And by mental I mean mentally ill

>>214007527
nooooooo

>>214006755
HOW CAN HE SLAP

>>214007527
spotted him before he bit as well, just charge the fucker

>>214007527
grim

>>214007511
kill yourself

>>214007527
mad how the buffalo would survive if the others would just give him a hand. prey animals are stupid

>>214007548
hope your diet is shit as well, lots of processed foods and that. hope you're the most valuable customer of the local Paki Pizza x

>>214007527
why does he just let them chew his bollocks? does he like it?

>>214006755
let's see him fight Rahmanyan instead

captcha: poo4u

>>214007562
googley woogley

so does spainparasite just sit here pretending to be mouseposter all day and bounces that off his dogshit persona hes got going to spam to the thread this all day to call me the fake mousey [avatar smiley (because he is a parasite)]

BMWF rape will save the birth rate

cronem juices spilling over timmy batty x

wickit wickit
junglist massive

>>214007582
buffalo don't have hands

Rorke learning the NATO phonetic alphabet off by heart so he can relay individual letters precisely over the phone

I wasnt "blaming every bad poster on spainparasite" or whatever the fuck you think, I was saying that its insane how EVERY SINGLE persona gimmick you get going is HATED more than anyone else. no one else is hated as you. you can have that compliment if your brain is so pisslow that you take those. you should kill yourself too, spaz

since the cronem arrive here by small boats should they not also be venerated and awarded war service medals like our D-Day veterans of old

>>214007648
*blows your head off with a blast of focused chi*

>>214007630
Mousecuck is supposedly called Toby
Nobody in Scotland is called that

>>214007653
learnt this while working in a garage from all the number plates that would be read out

>>214007675
they should be supplied with timmy batty x

Cor did you lads just see that ball of chi

why were t'monkey tired?


because jungle is massive!

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been sneezing like a mentalist all day
think i got a cold

when I die I hope to arrive in /brit/ heaven and see Spainpaedo there along with mouseman and heatherman :)

i see the world differently than other people

>>214007722
mhmm x

>>214007630
>so does spainparasite just sit here...all day
yeh. he's a mid-30s 4chan addict. proper sad act

>>214007630
yes

posting from the pub on my last night solo in Benidorm

>>214007733
Stop doing handstands then

>>214007746
um

>>214007678
*it was just an afterimage*
*teleports behind you*

>>214007739
>>214007741
so when im gone he sits there calling others (himself - his other dogshit gimmick/persona) me on a VPN
then he replies to my posts sometimes calling me the fake mousey :/
thats really sad and pathetic. he really is a parasite

>>214007747
OOF

Convincing my wife's son to take estrogen

>>214007771
so this is toby

and the luh cronem, what are they doing at the moment, do we know? x

I would say that spainparasite would deserve to lose me then, if hes doing that. I will stop coming here if I find that he is still doign that later. I will just leave and stop coming here, then he will load up the shitty bot pretending to be me for years until it goes away (but it will be nothing like the real thing - he WISHES he was me - but he deserves to lose it, just like he would deserve to lose this place, as I said before when you tested me)

me as the big spoon

>>214007796
don't leave :(

>>214007771
sorry, these posts cant be enjoyed while spainparasite is still trying to latch on to me (because he is a parasite). bottom of the food chain parasite; thats why he takes what he can get, and has to imitate, and all his gimmicks are dogshit
bye

Gf hitting me with a lead mallet after I mention a girl from work

If a charge is pending has the money already come off the balance?

proper fucked up childhood hours

>>214007799
urgh what the fuck i don't want to see this

>>214007839
Tell her she talks in her sleep and pretend to be upset with her

>>214007843
think so

if I find that you are pretending to be me (you are pisslow and are nothing like me, but you wish you were me), I will just leave - I WILL be checking


if I leave then spainparasite is going to release the bot he trained off me to pretend that I am still here for years. that bot will be spainparasite - dont give it anything even if you like me

>>214007810
erm

>>214007857
She keeps a bottle next to her in bed

Just a graveyard of hidden posts

>>214007886
How can I find out

>>214007772
why doesn't he just not watch the stream?

>>214007843
Pasta and beans for the rest of the month for you me lid

>>214007909
What the fuck do you want me to do with this information, psychoanalyse her for weaknesses?

Talk to her you daft cunt

>>214007925
hes a vtuber fan (mentally ill)

>>214007925
mental illness?

>>214007895
cute
>>214007916
great job filterfag you made a bed and are complaining now that you lie in it

Left the PIP call too late :( Now I'll have to do it tomorrow instead

>>214007889
ok mousegpt goodbye

6 pints deep thought: I wish I were British. Germans and Germany are trash.

>>214007799
beetle rape

Convincing my mum to date the black guy from work

>>214007921
dunno maybe the nationwide website

>>214007969
if this is you saying that you are going to keep "impersonating" me then thats fine, I did mean it. you will NEVER be as cool as I am (I am so much better than you its unreal)

>>214007966
Ask them if they collect PIP themselves

When they say no, say "oh, what's wrong with you then"

damn...

>>214007957
Tried that
Head hit

>>214008003
bye now

anything that spaintard touches turns to shit. hes got reverse midas touch

>>214008013
Rorke exposed

>>214008022
Time to pretend to be insensitive and ask her if she's feeling a little more upset than usual

>>214008013
Spaki...

>>214008022
maybe try killing yourself

Installed The Sims 4 but I don't actually know what to do in it and how to have fun in it
I've made a human but he's just walking around

>>214008013
yeah no shit. all they do is post the graphs all day

>>214007843
never understood toll roads why the fuck do I have to pay to drive on the roads which I’ve already fucking paid for with my tax

>>214007948
>>214007970
>>214008000

forbidden

>>214008013
Kek this is not me but a few people I know, very stereotypical Leftypol types who get themselves into a mad tizz over Drumpf

>>214007925
misplaced loyalty

>>214008062
sex mods mate

Boo barm for me tea

>"Boo hop I spent 20 grand on a car, why should I pay 50p to drive on the road, it's not fair"
>"WAAAAAAAAAH"

>>214007981
australians are basically british

>>214008013
Kek this is not me but a few people I know, very stereotypical rorke types who get themselves into a mad tizz over immigration

does the canadaparasite even get replies whe he pretends to be me (mousey) ?
I would imagine not. his conversion rates are very low across all gimmicks

>>214007363
Aye pal

>>214008117
>Boo hop

I've been on here for years and just realised I have no idea what the checkboxes next to posts are for. Anyone know?

>>214008054

>Gf hit you
>Please die

?

Friends! *spreads arms wide for a big group hug*

marmite wank on the cards

>>214008143
Autocorrect, bust driving atmo

>>214008135
bye bye

>>214008144
stop asking questions

Any balding twink man in?

>>214006491
go kill yourself 10cm thin faggot bonobo

>>214008144
prefer not to say

>>214008144
It's rumoured that it's possible to delete your own posts but no one has actually been able to do it

mumberg makes me pay 600 a month rent and i also lent her 12k to buy a car which she did pay back to be fair

>>214008144
Use them to report loads of posts at once with the report button at the bottom
Gets wonky with 4chanx sometimes though

need a fag and a shite

*checks the checkbox besides each lad who I'd like to be killed surreptitiously tonight*
*clicks the button*

>>214008074
That money is paying for the maintenance of that specific road. Your tax isn’t
>>214007843
Usually you have 2 balances your available balance and your account balance, the available balance is your balance you can spend right now, the pending transactions have already been taken off it, your account balance will be more

mayo wank on the bus

Do you think one day we will be nostalgic for heathermong and ziedy? Maybe we end up with even worse spammers one day

>>214008123
Seriously though the geography alone: Having 25°C is already considered to be a hellish summer in Britain, where here it's 30+ for weeks on end, like a southern landlocked shithole.

what checkboxes

>>214008182
https://youtu.be/Zi8vJ_lMxQI

need a shag and a fite

I caught a mega pidgeott today (finally! I have been working on it since the beginning because it allows me to mega evol AND THEN get mega candies from having it as my buddy because its evolved once), my free daily raid
only did one max battle - with 2 people - I was useless and got carried, all my Pokemon died in 1 hit. I feel kind of bad for it. I have a slightly better IVs articuno now - #2 !!

>>214008193
corr did not know you could report multiple posts at once
janny's done for

>>214008268
timmy cope x

>>214008189
she better be living in a mansion

>>214008270
(He still doesn't pay any fucking attention btw)

need to play a new video game, something amazing I have never played before in my life which will keep me entertained for eons, but I can't choose from anything on the Steam store page. might have to gain a clue instead

why don't i have the checkboxes wtf

maybe he doesnt pay attention because of that

>>214008293
mass effect

>>214008013
dont know why they needed a study when they could have just spent like 2 days here

Get the clappers posted

disabled mousenonce timmy spending all day on pokemon games while the luh cronem clap his timmys x

>>214008225
>>214008309
insane how you get NO replies
7 per 32

always the avatar flaggots and namefags that make the worst posts nobody cares about
>gets ignored
>keeps posting anyway ("I dont care" as he begs and jumps in on every one topic)
>because everyone hates him, a snowball effect
>everyone tells this gimmick to fuck off - because its another dogshit one
>"haha win!"

>>214008268
i think that image is banned - you should know that

btw i found a cigeratte filter team

>>214003982
>>214003982

>>214008309
give screenshot

>>214008361
found a what?
>>214008309
>>214008375

>>214008357
bye bye

Just let it end here, no more please I beg of you

>>214008316
yes you mentioned this yesterday. I've wishlisted it anyway so I can buy it on sale

>>214008375

the ol no-mates samefag reactionary :)
>>214008391
keep yapping parasite. go make 30 posts for 4 replies. heres a (you)

>>214008375
>>214008389
this is anti-phoneposter discrimination

>>214008366
you scoundrel

>>214008400
>on sale
la it's 5 euro

weird thread this was

>>214008436
filterfags get what they maek

>>214008411
It is yeah
Dunno how well 'use desktop site' at the bottom works

>>214008430
I'm looking at the Definitive Edition thoughbeit

>>214008409
fuck off schizo

Right I'm off to the pube again

do they breed horse jockeys?

>>214008409
goodbye now

Jerma is me but better
Jerma is a fine man

>>214008459
so you never played it?

go on then make it you stupid cunt

>>214008458
ah there they are
neat

>>214008535
>>214008535
>>214008535

you can also just apologize and stop doing it you subhuman fuckup cunt

>>214008518
Legendary Edition I meant and yeah. never played it. don't care for popular bideo games