Thread 214008535

idgi edition

1st for Wales

Make what?

incels rule /brit/ now ok

>>214008535 (OP)
everyone a threat to you (and your (you)s) when you are at the bottom of the food chain, get no replies (less than 10% of the posts get replies), and are bottom of the food chain. BAD person for any space he is in! all day spending time in that space as well. life sucks when you are a human parasite

wish i could mass effect for the first time again

>>214008582
sybau disabled timmy LOL

>>214008579
We're all at the pub mate

melty

dont know who mouse nonce is nor spaino. dont care either

>>214008629
didn't ask

>>214008629
ok

Might become an ice cream man. Everyone likes the ice cream man...

>>214008582
cya l8r

My dinner

>>214008582
why don't you simply filter the belgian

>>214008535 (OP)
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>>214008646
Not sure you're allowed that close to kids mate

>>214008629
ok spaino

report the Belgians posts. he is not welcome here. his posts are not wanted here
he is not allowed to post

>>214008661
would scran the shit out of them

>>214008661
I din't get the joke in Peep Show when Superhans said the crack was 'moreish' until I went to Waitrose. Funny

RE-HORAKHTI WHO REJOICES IN THE HORIZON
ཨརྱན་བྱ་རྒོད།
IN HIS NAME SHU, WHICH IS THE ATEN
ཨ་ཌུལ་ཕུར།
RE, RULER OF THE TWO HORIZONS, WHO REJOICES IN THE HORIZON

ཨོ་ཌིན།
IN HIS NAME OF LIGHT, WHICH IS THE ATEN
བརྟན་པའི་སྭ་སྟི་ཀྱང༌།

>>214008629
Yeah they are both 2nd tier personalities, relics of the past. The Cuckle Brothers are the only personalities you need to know about nowadays.

epic gigachad moments

>>214008697
nun you gon do x

>>214008661
>waitrose
fuck off billionaire

>>214008590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a27IdajHUU

>>214008661
>rich, zesty, chocolatey
Sounds like me aha x

peep show
great show
that, the inbetweeners and the office UK are the only sitcoms I find funny

>>214008646
at lunch i was an "ice cream" man and now im a "baked wotsits giants really cheesy" man

>>214008590
I played for the first time a couple years ago and thought it was gay

I do actually have a physical disability. It involves my arse

>>214008661
wish we had waitrose up north

the scrandemic

Has the fat orange man said anything recently? My stocks are all fucked

>>214008793
vile

>>214008761
is that because you've had too many knobs in it

>>214008800
yeh he called you gay

>>214008793
dont trust how cheap these are

anyone a threat to you (and your (you)s) when you are the bottom of the food chain

>>214008793
clarse x

I have disability to poo huge logs out my arse

>>214008793
stench when you open the pack is deadly but they taste so good and have been £1 for at least 10 years

>>214008793
nowt but sawdust and cows arseholes in them

* * * friendly reminder that all belgian posts that contain homosexual comments, comments about having a small 10cm penis, and other self-loathing comments, are all from an impersonator called mousenonce that is trying to damage my reputation, most of them will be marked with a reply calling them impersonator, he also does mark my posts and his own posts with impersonator to try to sow confusion sometimes, they will be marked as well
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/impersonator/country/be/
this is mousenonce admitting to impersonating me by using the belgian flag
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213814305/#213815026
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213815908/#213816651
this is mousenonce slipping up and forgetting to turn his belgian vpn off
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213836378/#213837645
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213916100/#213916851

>>214008809
No not at all

>>214008750
okay

I am naked

>>214008793
Would not be surprised if these ended up being the remains of grooming gang victims

>>214008826
do you have a job?

owning airpods is actually a really nice experience you have to admit

>>214008906
whats so nice about it?

>>214008897
would be the only way you're getting your mouth near a girl

>>214008888
impersonator

>>214008906
I don't need to admit anything, I don't own them

>>214008825
why don't you post chemistry any more

>>214008892
do you have a stoma

>>214008897
only thing you ever think about
its pigs bones and hooves, bile, snout

>>214008948
Prefer not to say

>>214008896
do the heli :)

>>214008938
because I would say "why didnt you ask" but every time you did (if at all) it was probably with snarky undertones or some anterior motive like to try and manipulate me. thats why
wouldve loved to

I collect (You)s for a living, ask me anything

yeah I get that you have to spam the thread to make it active for a living but if you lost this place it would be deserved because you are bad for it. your one contribution to the world (is this) and it is like this. you get one thing in life and you treat it like shit its insane

HRberg did not appreciate my "How many different concentration camps can you name from memory? No points for Auschwitz" history game during the lunch break

>>214008987
When did she leave you

Haaland on a madness

>>214008980
fake mousenonce

>>214008965
hannah witton has a stoma

>>214008193
>Use them to report loads of posts at once with the report button at the bottom
what report button at the bottom? I've only got

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>>214009029
didnt include the ":/" like he does only because I used to post emoji smiley more
he really is a parasite

>>214008646
ours was a wrongun
used to steal from the kids and row with the parents
once my mates dad had to chase him down coz he just took a tenner out of my mate's hand a drove off
Italian though so probs different culture

>>214009023
dachau
camp granada

>>214009030
That why she's full of herself?

>>214009030
vile. genuinely would just want to die if i couldnt poo or wee naturally

>>214009023
crumblign

thought you were leaving forever mousegpt

>>214008924
how quick they connect, the floatiness you feel wearing them listening to music, the clean aesthetic...

>>214009023
Bergen Belsen
Dachau
Treblinka

Where do the ice cream men go in winter? :/

oh youre so into reporting posts now arent you (all)
yeah the shit that you post and support vs. what you report (images on the imageboard) should be on record and make your reports not mean much at all, raider gang from r9k

My gran's so fucking stupid. I'd box her head in if I could

>>214009045
fomyeg

>>214009073
well you never have to worry about getting caught short

>>214009023
Dacha
Bergen-Belsen
Treblinka
Majdanek
Mauthausen

Oh my god you mentally ill cunts stop, take a breather and play RuneScape or whatever it is you lot do

Well the audit of my office is complete now.
My colleague was ill the last 3 days so I had to handle it myself and the day to day workings.
I bossed it and there were no findings or suggestions for my area.
I have proven to the higher ups that I am capable of running this shit.
I am quite tired now though. Got a whisky and a beer wind down settle in for the last 2 days

>>214009023
for me it's Hijli

>>214009093
They all die off, all part of the process

214009125
bore off bloglord

>>214009045
Idk it might be a mobile thing
Here it is on PC (4chanx)

>>214009085
sounds like you might be having buyers remorse mate

The ice cream man is just part of the ever growing biomass now

>>214009151
Coward

>>214009107
kike

>>214009178
probably wants 3 quid for a '''99''' as well country's gone to the dogs

Just seen a racism outside of /b/

>>214008793
I saw these at B&M the other day and they were fucking delicious, what are they actually made of?

nearly the end of the world lads

>>214009163
ive had the same generation 2s for ages and i actually found them for free lmao they still work well

>>214009205
5 quid now grandad keep up

>>214009222
missed me haha

>>214009229
sick to bastard death of it

>>214009125
yes bashment big tings get the pussyclart bombawhiskey and bludaclart beers down you rastafari
one love

>>214009207
clipe. id knee you in the balls if we were in school

I wonder why so many autistic internet-lovers end up becoming trannies

>>214009256
Wagwan my bruvva

>>214008661
Do u not feel ashamed buying junk food at the shop?

YouTube algorithm absolutely full of "UK on the brink of civil war" videos

i reckon whatever onions mcdonalds uses are better than the onions i use
would like to get that breed of onion for my boigers at home
any onion man know about onions?

>>214009286
reckon it requires a certain lack of self awareness and sexual deviancy that comes from too much time alone and too much time online

>>214009337
they use white onions, hope that helps x

>>214009286
Yeah I can understand becoming a religious/political extremist of both spectrums or a NEET recluse who just plays videogames but deciding your lack of purpose has to manifest as mutilating your body and pretending to be some twisted creation of a "woman" is bizzare

got blood on my laptop but i actually quite like how it looks so keeping it for now

>>214009355
Guess that's what they call a hot toddy haha

Easily a third of women under 40 are mudsharks.

Then around 5-10 percent pair off with other races.

I'm already at a disadvantage here due to being in a discriminated group, too late to become a Muslim, too underpaid to afford an Asian bride.

It's like being raped from every possible angle.

>>214009355
Not remotely funny imagine how much pain and panic the poor lad was in before he passed out, grim world.

>>214009286
can't get a gf, so they become the '''g'''f

OHHH Dark Academia season approaches
It is OUR time. It is OUR moment.

>>214009337
apparently they're dehydrated and rehydrated
try steaming or soaking them in water first, it removes a bit of the bitterness and that's probably the difference

>>214009359
been using yellow onions this whole time
what am i bloody like x

>>214009337
white onions
soak them in a bit of water after cutting to make them milder

>>214009419
get them sent to the mirpuri rape dungeons NOW

>>214009400
whats a grimes baby? i thought it was grimes'

>>214009411
That's closer to cottagecore or pumpkin spice core

>>214009394
crease

>>214009419
They NEED FICKI FICKI!!

>>214009411
dark spackademia

In other words, 3 in 4 are committed by whitey?

Currently enjoying STAR TREK
It's as camp as was promised.

>>214009395
get a grip

>>214009436
Shut up faggot

>>214009411
it's rained two days in a row here and I'm optimistic it's a sign of an early Autumn.

Secrecy hoards the treasure
Coveted most by me
As rainwater collects in barrels
Sleep covers Abuse with Time
Too many dream-haunted hours
Leaves me with seasons swelling and growing
And without welcome, fading
Something makes sense in ripples
Grief is the corpse from which worms feed
Alas, I am not this stricken man
Suspended by sunlight, shadows break
Their silent vigil
As rainwater collects in barrels
Lucifer rose up to kiss the analgesic dawn
While below, Something roll'd the stone away
Something makes sense in ripples
Gradually, I saw Abuse is a Name
And ghosts will seem forever
Less fantastic

>>214009480
>asuming 100% of people of colour are foreign nationals
oh my DAYS leftypol you GHASTLY racist

Don't take the bait. That's a spaki dogshit zinger.

>>214009450
Grimes is a city in Polk and Dallas counties in the U.S. state of Iowa. The population was 15,392 at the time of the 2020 Census.[4] Grimes is part of the Des Moines-West Des Moines metropolitan area.

>>214009400
>>214009355
>>214009434
what happened to not posting this shit anymore hmm?

>>214009480
erm no
there are non white citizens too

>>214009495
Yeah I should enjoy my horrible existence. Do you tell people in wheelchairs to walk it off.

Being a mentalcel is a complete nightmare.

>>214009338
Yeah this pretty much
Whenever I've met a tranny they just don't seem with it entirely, obviously easy to say about them but it's like they're not fully conscious

the whole fucking nuthouse itt, very good

>>214009549
grow up

>>214009525
watch your language when you speak to me, please

>>214009483
Let them eat static.
-- me to the JC when they try to shanghai me into a job

>>214009549
shut up faggot

>>214009567
you should kill yourself

standing in the break room sucking on a peach like it's an arse

really like that mahou beer but don’t know how to pronounce it so never get it when I see it

wahhh woe is me my life sucks
grow up

>>214009578
i have an even better idea

feeling a lot of negative energy in the thread this evening

just seen the branch manager in the break room sucking on the peach like it's an arse?

>>214009286
autism causes dysphoria, which has been pigeonholed into "gender dysphoria" specifically
autistic people are also far more impressionable, more likely to be sexually frustrated, have weird fetishes etc. which turns into AGP

>>214009480
All mid except the one on the left

>>214009606
why did someone beat this poor girl

>>214009612
Can tell the seething toilers are back and need to let out their acccumulated bile

>>214009548
Alright fair so if you add them to the stat then it will be around 2 in 4? Still not a great number for you to throw around is it

>>214009640
Holy BASED

more like rawrke

>>214009419
corr rorkettes are qts

umbreon is insane in great league

Miserable lot you are, no wonder your mothers are all divorced

>>214009483
>>214009569
https://youtu.be/WCpYqWAIwFA
Should 'of just finished those Bastards (Enterprise) off, but the designated hero cannot take a serious hit in Western mainstream media.

>>214009419
>pride

so theyre all lesbians

I feel a deep sense of foreboding about my life
Something bad is going to happen soon

>>214009788
Will do if you don't pipe down

>>214009788
pretty sure i have willy cancer and im not doing anything about it

>>214009769
my mum is married.

>>214009817
try pulling it off

last train to donedon

>>214009826
yeah to me

>>214009411
Rockin' my lil knitted jumper with the elbow patches. Sippin' a Celsius Playa Vibe.

>>214009894
alri Ryan

>>214009810
I feel it in my bones

any pregnant man in?

remember this

test

deary me

>>214009917
She's right you know. Not my problem what happens in Talibanistan.

Councils in the Yookay are comprised of malevolent midwits and fat women.

When the National-Socialist Revolution comes they will all be dissolved in favour of County Leaders operating on the folkish Leadership Principle.

>>214009938
based boomer banter

>>214009938
bants

>>214009938
sc

>Councils in the Yookay are comprised of malevolent midwits and fat women.
>
>When the National-Socialist Revolution comes they will all be dissolved in favour of County Leaders operating on the folkish Leadership Principle.

>>214009960
>>214009998
I don't get this gimmick and that makes be feel stupid and feeling stupid makes me angry and violent

lockheed martin more like cockpeed fartin

>>214010024
don't worry about it x

My hair is greying and I dont care. I'm ageing badly and will leave an ugly smelly corpse.

>>214010028
Knock it off

Hate that I spend my free time entirely on my PC but complaining about it and asking for advice here is basically completely pointless because all of you have the exact same problem

some of the people at work stay in the office until 9 at night. they're making the big bucks but i don't envy them.

>>214009965
the only thing you lead is a swarm of flies you smelly freak

>>214009965
recommend some essential books to learn about National Socialism if you would

>>214010024
*Gently kisses your bald head* don't worry kitten

>>214010048
Do you work out?

>>214010048
Life is what you make of it mate, you can have a riot on your pc and still live a full life.

Autumn winds just blew me up in to the sky and had me spiralling like a leaf from a pine tree.

>>214010048
have you considered doing something else

>>214010069
Yes, I jog and lift weights but those are solo activities

Any of you lads made to feel bloody useless because of artificial intelligence

>>214010118
no

not an actual riot though that would be dangerous

>>214010118
Yeah my mother's bought a bin with it and she keeps telling me it's smarter than I am.

Fucking cheek on her

>>214010086
Pine trees don't have leaves

she was perfect turns out she’s retarded

>>214010170
needles are leaves

>>214010151
kek you've been done

>>214010170
done that mong

Autumn is here lads. And it's extremely blustery outside. Nice and chilly too!

>Ukraine has lost over 1,700,000 dead and wounded

>Russian hacker group KillNet has managed to successfully hack the database of the Armed Forces of Ukraine.

>It contains information on an astounding 1.7 million dead and missing Ukrainian soldiers

>Some of the info they posted online, including pictures of the dead.

>>214010184
id like to give her a hug and a kiss, if she'd be alright with that

>>214010184
ugly hair

>>214010151
what is the point of an AI-powered bin

>>214009681
Well that's not really the point.
The point is, per capita, foreign nationals are very over-represented in vs. woman sex crimes.

If you're interested in what percentage of sex crimes are committed by which race of citizens then this particular statistic isn't helpful

>>214010184
how so?

>>214010225
Got more purpose in life than I have

>>214010059
Mein Kampf, obviously
Myth of the 20th Century by Rosenberg
Who We Are by William Luther Pierce
This Time the World by Rockwell
National Socialism: A Left Wing Movment by Riis-Knudsen

i mean it's quote on quote "normal" but idk

>>214010241
Seen what she’s holding mate?

>>214010197
thought you said autism is here and started doing a big gay dance to celebrate

>>214010225
there is no purpose, it is a testament to man's frivolity

>>214010246
Your mum has savaged you big time

>Mein Kampf, obviously
>Myth of the 20th Century by Rosenberg
>Who We Are by William Luther Pierce
>This Time the World by Rockwell
>National Socialism: A Left Wing Movment by Riis-Knudsen

>>214010279
Essential midwits corpus

>>214010197
At least one more hell week, here.

>>214010285
huh? she's always been portrayed as a farage cheergirl on /brit

>>214010305
Yeah well if she says it one more time I'll stick her ashes in it

Can be together forever then can't they

you love to see it

>>214010286
Been here since I was born mate

>>214010197
looking forward to it because i get a static shock every time i get out of my car at the moment

>>214010323
You have to have a very high iq to be a genuine national socialist

>>214010323
those are all horseshit books but i don’t think you understand the midwit meme

That lad's mum deserves an award for her level of wit, saying that he's no better than an Ai-powered bin hahaha

girls who think they're "one of the lads"
gives me the ick

middle of the wit i am
(do u get it do u get it do u get it)

Completely insane that you guys are never Chipping it in

does anybody want some toast?

You also have to be 16

You heard the one about rorkes da?

>>214010279
I read the riis knudsen book after warstrike talked about it and really enjoyed it
I now realize that being a "right winger" and "conservative" is in direct opposition to national socialism

test

leftover lasagne for tea x

>>214010385
If they're not lesbians then coorrrrr

rorke scowling when the AI bin learns he's throwing away yet another empty pot noodle

>>214010394
>things rorke has never said to a potential shag

/brit/cord popping off rn x

don't hear about leftypol any more, what's he been up to?

>>214010401
He's banned from all of Wales now did you know. Can't get in

>>214010338
Oh I’m new here mate had no idea

>>214010394
A 16 year old changes political ideologies like they change their clothes

Been looking up my address on the property register and it doesn't seem to be listed

As I'm living in an HMO which by law has to be licensed think I can get up to 12 months of rent back

>>214010413
good post

Rorke and his bloody bin, his mum just loves new technology but he's not too keen

>>214010438
>As I'm living in an HMO
you need to be detained and deported

i want an ai toilet that enjoys eating my poo

Bet the AI bin has a voice on it as well. "Throwing away more of your processed food crap, Rorke?" it asks out loud, LMAO

nationalism is pathetic

>>214010427
Turning a blind eye to this

>>214010461
I'm an Englishman being exploited by a Ukr*inian landlord, I'm doing the right thing by taking him to the cleaners

>>214010444
seriously why does he look like that

do you own a dog house?

Nicki Minaj is a true genius

Listening to OneShot OST and feelign nostalgic

>>214010494
That's a tight foreskin

>>214010492
Petty nationalism such is found in eastern European countries like poland and ukraine fueled by the american state department CIA, chauvanism, and ethnic resentment are truly pathetic.

in my area last month there has been
6 violent and sexual offences (not sure why they are grouped together)
4 shoplifting
5 anti social behaviour
2 criminal damage and arson
Not sure if this is good or bad

Mad how there are games I apparently haven't played for 3 years yet I remember playing them like it was yesterday
I really have just been doing absolutely nothing for years haven't I

>>214010575
Where can I check this?

>>214010575
all that in your smelly bedroom

>>214010279
got it ty

>>214010575
All me hehe

>>214010596
i've been living the same year since 2020
2019 and before, each year was its own thing

>>214010403
Based
>warstrike
Basado, been listening to that myself lately.

>gingernonce on his nazi arc
lmfao

Rorke sat there reading his racist pdfs on his desktop PC
Leftypol having sex

Rorke furiously masturbating a gif in the 'Hardcore pornography' category of Wikimedia

>>214010640
>

>>214010640
would rather read pdfs than have AIDS

Mental how weirdo fringe ideologies always attract the lowest, most dysgenic specimens of our society. Mentally ill, hideous dropouts and NEETs just fucking love them

>>214010632
Based fellow spoon gang member

>>214010645
I don't live in Cheshire mate

>>214010596
>>214010622
Time has unironically accelerated since January 2020.

>>214010683
It takes a village

bald bastard criticising fringes

>>214010385
lezzer mate of mine asked me to treat her like one of the lads while we were playing vidya
she ended up crying when I took the piss out of her for being shit at the game

some women just don't have the lad gene, dunno why they insist on it

Hot dog barks, nugget bites,
Pizza slices through the night,
Taco spins, burrito twirls,
French fries dance with salty swirls.

Chick-fil-A makes a moo sound,
Coca-Cola bubbling 'round,
Doughnut spins in circles tight,
Ketchup squirts with all its might.

But there's one thing we all ask...

What does the burger say?
Nom-nom-nom-nom-nommy-nom!
Chew-chew-chew-chew-chompy-chomp!
Munch-munch-munch-munch-tasty-crunch!
What does the burger say?

Slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp-soda-sip!
Dip-dip-dip-dip-chip-to-dip!
Chomp-chomp-chomp, burrito drop!
What does the burger say?

Grease on fries, buns in stacks,
Secret sauce on Big Mac snacks,
Onion rings that start to hum,
Everyone gets indigestion!

The fast food knows it all,
But no one can recall...
What does the burger say?
Nom-nom-nom-nom-nommy-nom!

>>214010697
Then use the one for ur police then dickhea

>>214010683
yes everyone should just vote labour or conservative and listen to lbc shouldn’t they

Sir Eric Striker
Sir Mike Enoch

dogshit spaki zingers being produced at light speeds

>>214010724
>our homeland needs me

>>214010724
I say this all the time

Big jewish energy humming in this thread

going to have a yoghurt then have an early night

>>214010668
tell "Rorke" he should check out the page for futanari if he really wants to get his rock off and learn something too

>>214010761
he’s so fucking boring isn’t he

jews be like:
u sayin this palestine is free? don't mind if I do

*waits patiently*

SpainGod doing serious numbers on /Brit/ today, hes a fucking riot x

*yawns*

>>214010856
Spainoholics in control xx

>>214010779
ROARING

he doesn't even post here anymore

>>214010757
His name is Joseph Jordan
His name is Mike peinovich
The need for pseudonyms has passed

>>214010903
>>214010903

Leftypol: Bolton versus Reading who y'alls got?

most pathetic samefag ever award

>>214008708
was just saying this down the ḥwt-nṯr

i thought all /brit/ were banned o algo