Thread 214010903

pie sandwich edish

gulp

wigan kebab
(if you know you know)

walked past a fox this morning

>>214010903 (OP)
the fuck

Right, time to waddle home half way from the pub and crack open the two ciders I brought with me as an emergency

Wish me luck signoras

im only off to Aldi to buy a cheesecake then bun a zoot aren’t i
What am i like

>>214010903 (OP)
now that is a proper poobarm

Sir Pie Sandwich

>>214010903 (OP)
could do with some chips on the side

Ngl lambrini posting is one of spainos better gimmicks

>>214010954
Cheeky sod

Notice how they always resort to personal attacks and character assassination
Never an argument because they dont have one and they know it
Even when its proved you dont live in your mother's basement, have a job, have a wife or kids they still concoct lies and slander to defame you because they know their position is completely irrational and in conflict with the natural order

people kept looking at me in the street today. must be getting uglier.

I miss him

Dogshit zingers. Calling all dogshit zingers

Leftypol virginity status?
Rorke virginity status?

Hot dog barks, nugget bites,
Pizza slices through the night,
Taco spins, burrito twirls,
French fries dance with salty swirls.

Chick-fil-A makes a moo sound,
Coca-Cola bubbling 'round,
Doughnut spins in circles tight,
Ketchup squirts with all its might.

But there's one thing we all ask...

What does the burger say?
Nom-nom-nom-nom-nommy-nom!
Chew-chew-chew-chew-chompy-chomp!
Munch-munch-munch-munch-tasty-crunch!
What does the burger say?

Slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp-soda-sip!
Dip-dip-dip-dip-chip-to-dip!
Chomp-chomp-chomp, burrito drop!
What does the burger say?

Grease on fries, buns in stacks,
Secret sauce on Big Mac snacks,
Onion rings that start to hum,
Everyone gets indigestion!

The fast food knows it all,
But no one can recall...
What does the burger say?
Nom-nom-nom-nom-nommy-nom!

even after my 20-loss streak in a different league I am now > 50% winrate. my rating is 1697 if that is good or not
I got a shiny raichu

meltyponte

what should i get for dinner from tesco

>>214011004
rorke lost his virginity at 31 to an 18 year old e-girl "journalist" he met at an epping protest

>>214011053
poo barm cake

>>214011043
whatever happened to are alan anyway

We lost everything
We had to pay the price

Will never fade away

>>214011053
poo barm

>>214011056
nice

hey

>>214011056
nice

>>214011075
he's an AI researcher now

don't tek di vaccine

>>214011075
Cathargo delanda est...

/brit/cels would still reject her

>>214010942
was he not scared of you

I never liked Cheese and Onion flavour. Hated onion growing up. Still can't eat it unless its diced and cooked. But recently I ate some seabrook cheese and onion crisps and now ive got a taste for it.

uh oh

Malaponte, thoughts on Warren Balogh?

Live honorably
Die courageously

>>214011151
yelling

>>214011161
blog on

power rangers transforming into a labubu

>>214011161
really mate? mad that
*turns to talk to someone else*

>>214011034
well done mouse-kun
we're all very happy for you and your hobby of pokemon go

>>214011151
flopping and clapping my hands together

finding myself hating women more recently

>>214011161
cheese and onion cunt loves his cheese and onion

>>214011231
ktim i cant stop thinking about beating one up

4chan /brit/
highlight of the
thread
>>214011161

>talking to a girl from hinge and mention I'm going to a pub quiz
>she asks how my pop culture is
She's testing if I'm a normie isn't she

>>214011133
Wel I've had an obese gf so I'd need to see the body as I've decided never to go that big again.
Also I don't know what her history is or they don't want to talk about it or refuse to then they probably aren't worth having a relationship, openness is key as they say. The rest is whether you can accept that.
And no I won't accept someone with a high body count as I personally don't have one.

>>214011161
Do love Seabrooks, but it's prawn cocktail for me.
I've heard the cheese and chive ones taste like the dairylea dunkers tubes but I keep forgetting to pick them up

>>214010942
I was driving in the countryside in the Forest of Bowland the other day and saw an angry looking Roebuck deer at the side of the road. It freaked the fuck out of me and for a second I worried it was charge my vehicle, thankfully it didn't.

ate beans for lunch and now i'm doing lots of farts

watch out cheese and onion lad has a taste for cheese and onion crisps. he's coming for your crisps

>>214011298
can see why we took his legs away

>>214011297
know a lad who is engaged to an obese girl

>>214011277
Say you watch blackedraw

>>214011298
that's a moschops

>>214011208
Fuck of Diego, it's not Friday yet.

>>214011298
so the rumour is going around that this is rorke

>>214011305
thanks for the reply.

word on the street is spainnonce trooned out

>>214011231
ktim
simply don't like them very much

dont really hear "my hundo scorbunny/cinderace" do you

many many farts

>>214011328
Give it a rest for 10 minutes would you spaino

>>214011277
Perfect reply: "Haha, let's just I'd give 10 points to Gryffindor in a Yellow Submarine with Yoda ;)".

Demonstrates you know lots about Pop Culture.

only white christian countries should exist

>>214011208
>>214011219
>>214011243
>>214011267
Should I try a cheese and onion pie?
What about French onion soup?
or Quiche Lorraine?

>>214011361
no

>>214011154
no. i actually got closer than this should have taken a pic but i was late for toil. maybe a young un whose mum never taught to be scared of people

lamb and rice for tea

>>214011298
my ancestor...

>>214011161
always loved cheese and onion
salt and vinegar always tasted like crap to me though

moo deng and poo seal linked up

>>214011303
Never tried the prawn cocktail flavour. I also hated prawn cocktail flavour growing up, but I do like actual prawn cocktails. I will have to try the seabrooks prawn cocktail.

Dollymong

>>214011408
my brother in crisps

>Christian
Cringe

>>214011394
u brown?

>>214011133
>life on the easiest mode
>literally just has to put the fork down
>still fails miserably.

>>214011413
[X] need it
[__] keep it

never bothered keeping my socks together so now I just have a drawer full of random ones that don't match

what attracts the biomass to London

>>214011342
You are most welcome. Perhaps Foxes are your familiar? I think deer are mine.

Saw 6 bridges with England/GB flags on them on the way down the M6/M1 from Birmingham. It's spreading.

>>214011413
moo seal, if you will

test
>>214011448
based

>>214011457
every day you post the same thing

>>214011408
Complete opposite for me. Always loved salt and vinegar. I still do. But now, in my 30s, i've become a cheese and onion crisps man.

pretty sure that guy was making his brake pads rusty intentionally, to make noise or something
which is sort of retarded but hopefully its safe...

>>214011486
What's the relevance to the question

>>214011408
same. my m8s were always salt and vin but i was cheese and un through and through

he's got hair dye on the brain

get the dinner eaten

air-drying biomass and selling them as dog treats

Just found out Dr Pavel died recently

Did he get a sticky on /tv/?

woke might get offended but salt and vinegar crisps are horrid and i just don’t care anymore

>>214011325
They're okay when their personality is good etc but mine kept getting bigger, endless shit diets so wouldn't drink, complained about my drinking, personality changed and the sex dried up also had some other neurosis that made breaking up with her the best option.
They aren't great in bed either lads, they physically aren't capable of certain movements or for that long etc and you have less space to maneuver around them i.e. like for eating them out, there's a belly right in front of your nose so you can't breathe.
Lots of other issues too

>>214011445
....nh
just like lamb innit

once you scran this, you are immediately made aware of how shite every other crisp is

lads, this may sound stupid, but how do people pay for things with their phone? i see people using their phones to quickly pay for things. is it done through an app? and how do they use it so quickly without having to go into the app first?
On one occasion, I had to use google pay and it took a while getting into the app before I could scan it and pay.

Add me to the pile, I'm off to see the great below

Right well that's me going to McDonalds then

>>214011572
feel sick after reading this

>>214011597
first you install linux

>>214011371
no
yes
Yum!

wish i died recently

>>214011582
Kettle crisps are a bit hard

>>214011597
do you have an iphone?

>>214011637
Welcome to limbo

>>214011642
not sure

>>214011582
i like to suck skips until they melt in my mouth

>>214011597
i don't use it anymore but you don't have to go into the app it just does it. might have to unlock the phone, but i used to not have to even do that.

>>214011637
wait why x

might add biomass to my repertoire
where did it originate from? is it a /brit/ original because i don't want to use it if it's come from some internet personality (i hate internet personalities)

anyway here's my crisp
might find a jappychappy to send me a billion boxes

>>214011642
no
I don't get it. how do people just instantly swipe their phone to buy things in shops on public transport?

>>214011628
why not cheese and onion pie? they are popular in England

going for a walk

goodbye for now

If I share my debit card details will you promise not to use any money from my bank account

>>214011691
it's from xitter

>>214011694
apple pay innit

>>214011700
play in traffic

>>214011694
have you installed linux?

im being a little queer for no apparent reason

>>214011669
Why do people use their phone instead of just using their debit card?
I mean I guess both are as easy as the other if the phone method works as you say. I just don't see the advantage to it.

is there a word for fetishes that arent sexual?

Clown land this innit

>>214011713
no

in the future everyone will have micro-wheels all over their body so they can roll around at high speed anywhere

>>214011731
i did and got awarded 80k.

the suckage.

apparently some people can't wink at all and many can only wink with one eye? wtf?

>>214011760
Obsession

>>214011726
android users
>>214011737
not yet

Got dressed today :)

>>214011774
err, can see his willy

>>214011772
imagine the riches if you do it on the motorway

>>214011774
leftypol on a mad one

>>214011762
Based. Fuck browns

you love to see it

>>214011762
oh my absolute days

>>214011774
I want to suck her cock

im just mowing your lawn

three wanks today

>>214011784
nah, too strong.

>>214011774
It feels sometimes that trannies are trying to appeal to all men including straight men
I'm sorry that's never going to happen. The majority of straight men would be repulsed by a trannie.

Lamb chops for mister rorkeypops,
Mother's bringing home dinner from the shops

Sour cream crisps are the pengest x

>>214011814
have fun avoiding reading books whilst reading this garbage day in and day out and withering away, slowly

>>214011762
>Criminalise free speech to 'own the right wing chuds'
>Act surprised when those same laws are used against you
Precisely zero sympathy from me. Hope they lock them all up and throw away the key

might watch true detective

>>214011754
so you don't have to get your card out i suppose

>>214011848
bent if you wouldn't though

How do people pay automatically using their Android phones? Is there an app you've got to download and constantly have turned on? Do you need to constantly have a contactless payment thing turned on which zaps battery?

>>214011893
it's a man with gyno
get a clue

haven't seen one ostensible original photograph posted in /brit/ since this online censorship kerfuffle took off
maybe you all did get replaced with bots

>>214011880
the fuck are you on you silly nonce

>>214011921
but did you see his arse

Smoking a Cigarette INSIDE a Japanese Coin Laundry While Waiting for My Laundry to Finish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QWyZYaPIz0

No complaints on my behalf

Corr imagine jerking off a tranny whilst she is doing the same to you!

cutting out my barukas and saving them in a little jar to sprinkle all over the changing room floors at the gym

/brit/ - trannies and zionism

> have your dreams and hopes ripped away from you by primarily make immigration without an equally interested female equivalent
> Let's all laugh at the incel despite us being sexless too

Yeah I'm the wrong one
T

>>214011921
still bent if you wouldn't

The bull is 20 mins late despite giving him a deposit

>>214011965
all the same thing: degeneracy

Do you seed your torrents?

MAKE THE GIRL MINE
KEEP HER STOOD IN LINE
MAKE THE GIRL MINE
WAVE THE VICTORY SIGN

>>214011697
idk, I don't like things that are too oniony

>>214011902
Please someone answer me

>>214012000
What business is it of yours

>>214012000
no im not part of a secret torrent club

>>214011884
do it

>>214012019
don't wanna

>>214011902
I have sex (iPhone)
I wouldn’t know

>>214012000
no because i change the names and locations

admit it, you'd at least let him suck your willard

>>214011774
Looks great on a screen meanwhile irl
>Hunchback
>Male proportions
>Male breath
>Male smell
>Male muscularity

There's a lot you have to get past to shag them. Chinese ones get away with it a lot better.

T. Knower

>>214011951
he's on it like a motherfucker!

tallest building in sub-saharan Africa, excluding SA, is the Britam tower in Nairobi, Kenya, at 32 floors, owned by a British-American investment company "Britam", designed by a South African firm and built by an english construction company based in London ("Chapmanbdsp" with headquarters in London I think, I could be wrong about that last part)

>>214012019
Google Pay

what the hell is Linux anyway
Like you have windows operating system on your computer. Why would you add something on top of that

>>214012000
unless it's some rare piece of media with like 1 other seed. nahhh, my 50mbit connection ain't gonna do shit when there's people running seedboxes.

>>214012050
you can do that within your torrent client (if it's not shit) and keep seeding
or just make hard links

>>214012019
you need to install linux

>>214012093
>Like you have windows operating system on your computer.
not me mate, not me
full linux
no spying on me matey

might become a little gay bender

>>214012093
an operating system exclusively for autistic paedos

>>214012000
yes, it's only fair

>>214012077
me on the top floor shagging a tranny

on the wine arent i
why not
or WINE not hahaa

>>214012019
never used it but you turn on nfc and use google pay or whatever. the phone does need to be unlocked but it just senses the card reader

>>214012088
I used Google Pay on two occasions when I forgot my debit card. I had to turn settings on, verify something, it took ages.
Do people who use it regularly always have it running in the background?

>>214012077
isnt that a copy of the Trade Centre?

>>214012126
youll get a right earful from the misses

>>214012138
I'm actually poo screaming at this comment here. Poo screaming.

>>214012138
it wine night

sucking a skip

>>214012138
screaming

>>214012093
FOLC

>>214012141
Think you just need to enable settings to have it always ready, dunno
give a google i reckon

any grossly incompetent and unreliable man in

>>214012139
Presumably having NFC turned on all the time uses up phone battery?

>>214012139
do you need mobile data on or no?

>>214012150
>the misses
y-yeah haha

So then the lad said "wine not" ahahaha

>>214012115
yeah i guessed so but i cant be bovvered to learn how

>>214012093
a far better kernel than Windows NT

next /brit/ meet up at the you know what hotel?

Wish I could get deported. Sick of this country desu.

Ate a pack of Haribo and feel sick now. Need my belly rubbed

me when I see peng ting

>>214012144
it's wtc's midget cousin

>>214012204
no
>>214012197
yes
since when am i the fucking tech monkey, i'm a retard

>>214012229
It'll be in Cheadle.

going carboot on the weekend

i have a theory that chefs have the best sex, and politicians have the worst

rape rorke

>>214012195
here

Might do a bit of lifting. I'm going to do just a little bit of lifting. Lifting some weights. Giving them - what I would describe as - a lifting.

poo sealdle

reading festival this weekend
load of thick teenage buggers blocking up the station for the next week then is it
fucks sake

>>214012284
black chefs

>>214012259
Feeling a little horse there matey?

bit concerned about how many alkies there are in /brib/

All the managers are being extremely nice to me today after yesterday's events (me getting torn apart for making a joke and having to go home early because I was so upset)

>>214012282
£1 entry cant go wrong

If you have Google Pay and NFC both turned on your phone, can people in the street steal from it?

>>214012304
bare muff there

>>214012282
youre there every weekend mate
surely there cant be that much new stuff every week
you got a romanian bird there youre trying to pull or summat

>>214012302
Cor I just realised there's more to Cheadle than I first thought

>>214012336
what was the joke?

>>214012284
>chefs have the best sex
Why are they always so irrationally angry then?

Anyone here had a regretful gay experience?

Have no ambition at all lads, am perfectly content drifting through life, full bennies are more than enough, parents furious though

>>214012359
becasue half of them sniff ketamine during service
but i reckon its something about the hands

>>214012387
...yh

>>214012387
Reading your post is probably the most regretful gay experience ive had

>>214012348
not once you've installed linux

>>214012351
i haven't been to one for yonks, can you pull on the carboot? i've never tried

trannies, israel, zionism, interracial cuckoldry, rorke and leftypol posting, am i missing anything else /brit/ or does that sum up the state of the general?

>>214012387
...yh
invited a lad from grindr round my flat when i was high on the speed muck
started wanking him off then went off the idea
had to wrestle him out of the flat

>>214012284
What if you never have any, then it's neither good nor bad

got threatened with disciplinary action at toil today, not good

>>214012354
Basically I joked about us having a competition to get the most warnings by Christmas

>>214012420
yeah how about whiny yank cretins

>>214012422
Christ you nearly got singha'd

>>214012403
ktim

>>214012433
your badge and your gun on my desk NOW!

>>214012420
I mean there's Bradley and then there's also a bunch of fighting between retarded chimps like DTFIC and Mousenonce who we all laugh at

>>214012420
you forgot poo

>>214010942
Is it true that British foxes talk?

>>214012403
ktim. just don't care enought to do anything else.

hmmmm sex boobies

>league table of who has the best performance sex (men)
chefs
sportsmen
firemen
tradies
amazon delivery drivers
office workers
policemen
teachers
STEM
politicians
rorke

>>214012440
wasn’t a joke though was it
you were serious
they should’ve fired you on the spot

>>214012440
wow you're literally hitler haha

Might wank to Japanese cartoons

>>214012433
Did you have a gay experience in the toilets?

recommend me a film

>>214012418
depends what area you're in
find one with young traders selling hipster shit

>>214012513
Brokeback Mountain

>>214012403
ktim
no hymen, no slaving

I met this Italian guy with this insanely robust physique. He was short but built like a tank. His shoulders were unbelievably wide. Insane bone structure and muscle mass.

>>214012464
and the OTHER one

As a grim alkie twat I'm off out to buy more grim alcohol. I don't order via Uber Eats anymore since my neighbour is a recovering grim alkie twat

Rorke turning a blind eye to this

>>214012552
Did he jump on tortoises?

>>214012478
explains why keir's always got that empty look in his eyes

>>214012552
you met 'are luigi?

>>214012478
what about asda delivery drivers?

>>214012552
gayest thing ive ever read and i get bummed regularly

>>214012510
yes but that's unrelated

>>214012552
Mama mia!

>>214012478
Rorke's lack of response to this says everything

>>214012563
Looks like a spliff

>>214012513
Local Hero (1983)

>>214012336
they're walking on eggshells so you dont have a melty and threaten to hurt yourselves or others (again)

>>214012578
all shop delivery drivers are beneath amazon, except maybe ocado

How do you start shooting a gun here in UK

just seen a phimo willard

how do i report someone planning an incel rampage with a gun?

right well that's a small hard phimo willard and a big poo in a hand there isn't it

>>214012563
bro's got a nipple on top of his willy

>>214012478
What about warehouse workers?

redditflags down again :.c

>>214012578
bet you're a decent shag x

>>214011777
can wink with both eyes me

>>214012664
how are you holding up

>>214012649
Just turn yourself in.

>>214012649
I'm planning suicide actually

>>214012661
below STEM, but i need to do more research

i heard if your hand is as big as big as your face you've got cancer

when will be admit that christianity is incompatible with western values and that we need to force them to integrate

>>214012679
no you can't
shut up

>>214012624
Good film

>>214012701
I'm happy to help. ;)

>>214012709
Insane with the Chris brain

genuinely embarrassing posts by a lot of virgin freaks in here. Not a single one one of you are funny, and frankly I suspect you're all indian spam bots just talking to each other that this point

>>214012705
*puts my hand on my face*
Huh, ok. Guess I don't have cancer then.
*takes my hand off my face and carries on with usual business*

>>214012750
*rapes you*

>>214012750
*interrupts your post by pulling your trousers down between you putting your hand over your face and assessing that you do not have cancer*
wahey

>>214012737
send a vid of your performance, or at least a vocaroo

>>214012695
killing myself if it doesnt come back by tomorrow

>>214012709
yeah thats the real problem, Christianity lmfao leftymong you are a demented freak you know that?

>>214012731
rare clip of sacked tranny in the aldi storeroom

no luck catching them killers then

>>214012731
rorke's first day on the job

>>214012731
Murphy's law innit

bet he got fired for that too haha

>>214012750
*slaps you in the face anyway*

>>214012798
it's just the one killer actually

>>214012798
>killers

>>214012781
I don't think video evidence would be enough.

>>214012798
it's just the one killer actually

>>214008535
>>214008535
>>214008535

because i’m mr mongside

>>214012855
um that's not the new

>>214012855
He's done it AGAIN

>>214012885
wow how off the cuff and unrehearsed

this very EVENING

LANKLET BROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

Mexicans are chillers

>>214012885
The fuck sort of question is that
What sort of autistic freaks is this content made for

no luck catching them chillers then

*taps watch*

>>214012924
reckon i might be as retarded as that fellow in the green top if i were put in a situation where i had to save someone
just a hopeless numpty me, shouldn't be trusted with anything

>>214013026
>>214013026

too busy getting clunge to make billions of dollars desu

>>214012986
manlet bros, we simply stay winning