Thread 214030651

Winslow Homer edition

dont bother with this thread lads i made a better edition
>>214030657
>>214030657
>>214030657
>>214030657

so is that new silksong coming out or what

I don't really see the point of North Dakota, South Dakota or Nebraska.

is this the new?

A shag will happen.

Somewhere, right now, walking around in the world is a woman whose fate has been decided: it is that simple.

Shag or be shagged, the choice is yours

>>214030674
9 seconds too slow maybe try not being a melt next time

>>214030674
we aint posting in your dogshite gimmick edish x

shavetoil imminent

>>214030688
shut up lachlan

>>214030697
shut up lewis

>>214030688
done him

Absurd how few people live there
Might move to New Zealand

>>214030703
gotta shave my bald head tonight, hate it hate it hate it

>>214030709
They won't want penniless incels like you. Jump in front of a moving train you cunt.

>>214030688
bodied that lewis-loving lollygagger

you can forget all about that new Overwatch game Louis

*unleashes a series of karate kicks directly onto Lynn's head*

>>214030678
At least the other cold shitholes like Montana, Wyoming and Idaho have the rocky mountains and amazing nature. The ones you mentioned are flat and nondescript.

>>214030729
that was a bit rude

>>214030674
Link unrelated?

>>214030729
Unnecessarily rude

been saving for a deposit, really don't want to buy a place

>>214030744
shut up lewis o'neil

GET HIM OFF THE FIELD
THAT WA DIABOLICAL

>>214030729
Absolutely seething about a fairly mundane post

Craving tuna fish

>>214030772
get the tin opened

>>214030767
Why's a 60 year old job searching?

>>214030740
Exactly. To the east of them are states which, whilst irrelevant, have major cities, forests, and access to the Great Lakes. To the West, the mighty mountain states and onward to the Pacific coast.

And, in all honesty, I'd probably throw Kansas and Oklahoma into the 'pointless states' group too.

>>214030674
Oh dear oh dear oh dear LOL how embarrassing!

Seriously, how were they so good at making music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU5uNxI8WiI

>>214030767
the only people who would phone me when I was job hunting were recruitment agency mongs

no I DO NOT want to hear about the exciting opportunity you think would be a perfect fit for me (a call centre job on £24k) you dumb tart

>>214030709
New Zealand is about 10% bigger with a population of 5.3 million, versus the UK's ~70 million

New Zealand's population is not far off what Britain's was from the middle ages up to around 1700

>>214030772
Maori tuna or white man tuna?

>>214030814
need one in my arse and the other in my mouth

>>214030807
Yet theyre filling it with Chinese and indians

Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and shart.

Rorke?

>>214030786
He's the man that never got hired :(

>>214030814
looking forward to the belgium post that incorporates "freshwater eel" as a metaphor for a man's willy now

Where'd little blud off to?

DO NOT APPROACH THIS DANGEROUS WOMAN

>>214030846
he'll (i.e. you'll) actually just spam the flag of Anguilla

>>214030837
>Sex monster

>>214030855
Rorke trying to rizz her up

>>214030799
I hate those cunts. Got a job through them sorting packages from 2am - 12pm and the manager wouldnt give me proper breaks and the recruitment agency wouldn't help me at all to sort it out, acted like I was a whinger because I expect to have more than one 15 minute break on a 10 hour shift working like a dog for minimum wage

>>214030852
the nearest lettuce

roooooaaaaaahhhhhh die you evil nigger mum!!

>>214030855
rorke won

When's Lucy out?

My top 6 favorite games in order
>Shenmue
>Super Mario Sunshine
>Bloodborne
>Resident Evil (1996)
>Half Life
>Resident Evil 4 (2005)

James "Sex Monster" Rorke

could prolly beat you all up if i wanted to

>>214030873
yeah in those sorts of jobs you don't really have any sort of recourse, the employer knows that you're essentially a flesh automaton and if you don't like it you'll be out the door and replaced by a more complacent brownoid the same day

>>214030912
>Shenmue
Youre a LIAR

>>214030878
poo scream

>>214030912
love me bloodborne

My top 6 favourite games in order
>Pokemon SoulSilver
>Pokemon Red
>Kirby's Dreamland
>This is Football 2005
don't know any others

>>214030918
Morning canspaedo

>>214030894
She was eligible for release since November so I wouldn't call it a win in the slightest
She got truly stitched up

anyone here do boxing? I feel like I’d walk in and they would tell me to fuck off

>>214030918
*pins you down and shoves a potato up your arse *

>>214030918
you literally couldn't I would play dead then get you when you let your guard down, I would nosh and snap at your testicles, I would befriend you and get you when you least expect it, I would flat out rape you if you dared try me

>>214030935
dont get those types of games is it just about fighting hard bosses or what

>>214030950
fuck off

>>214030973
Mate

>>214030967
yeah

Off out to the pube

>>214030967
varies but not necessarily
dark souls 3 is
demons souls and dark souls are actual games

Off for a shower and a nap x

>GCSE pass rate falls for fourth year running
Zoomers are retarded

>>214031006
It's a bloody schoolday!

>>214030950
Nah. I'd never go for one involving strikes, purely because I don't want to be hit in the head repeatedly.

There's a very good BJJ gym near me, been tempted to join up for a while. Too scared of being battered though, I'm a wimp. I should just go for it.

>>214030967
They're more about atmosphere and world traversal. They're Zelda games but not for kids

>>214031008
biomass is the reason

My top 6 favorite games in order
>Crash Team Racing (ps1)
>Dragon Quest 8
>Silent hill 2
>Bayonetta 1
>Klonoa 2
>suikoden 1

i hate those videos where there are words on the screen and then it's a person reacting silently to what it says

>>214031017
>I don't want to be hit in the head repeatedly.
how come?

>>214031008
gotta make them easier, again

Rorke bragging about his GCSEs at age 38

>>214031032
I just feel like I wouldn't enjoy that.

>>214031042
Ktim

good to be back amongst you lads for a little bit hahaha don't come here very often anymore but it always holds a special place x

leftypol bragging about getting Bs in cooking, sociology and DT

I got 9s in every subject at GCSE and I’ve never been asked once for certificates or anything like that. Once you do A Levels/get a degree it becomes meaningless.

In fact I’ve only been asked for a copy of my degree for one job. You can comfortably get away with lying about many things it seems.

>>214031008
Aren't kids taking GCSEs now gen alpha?

i bet you did foundation because you were in set 3 for maths

Going off the rails

>>214031085
>Bs
didn't they change to numbers
so all the kids talk about getting three fives, six ones and two twos

I did mixed martial arts as a teen, mainly BJJ and Muay Thai. Would get stiffys when they made me spar with women, had one girl in a rear naked choke hold and thanked my lucky stars I remembered to bring my cup

leftypol having a degree in interpretive dance

>>214030950
Boxing gyms aren’t going to turn away customers as long as you tell them you’re a beginner you’re fine.
>>214031017
As long as you spar with people who respect what sparring is and aren’t idiots you’re fine. BJJ is gay as fuck

>>214031017
You don't have to do a martial art
There's fucking loads of sports to choose from mate

>>214031088
Same, I got all 9s and 8s and. And I did A Levels during covid so I didn’t even have to do exams I just got my predicted grades given to me, which were all A* mostly because of my GCSE grades.

Wake up White man.

>>214031017
you're far more likely to get injured in BJJ than boxing desu

>>214031134
Zoomer toe rag, begone

OI
Wind your neck in

>>214031121
>As long as you spar with people who respect what sparring is and aren’t idiots you’re fine
Yeah how likely is that though

>>214031101
>three fives, six ones and two twos
BOOTSTRAP BILL YOU ARE A LIAR AND WILL SERVE FOR ETERNITY ON THIS SHIPPA

Rorke getting all 4s in his GCSEs and putting it down on his CV as “English and Maths - passed”

LOL

>>214031122
This is true
>b-but I need learn to defend myself
From what

leftypol shoving a big rainbow dildo up his pooey arse

>>214030709
Do they have a railway there?

>>214031158
Pretty likely? There will always be idiots but most people aren’t. Also you’re an adult you aren’t going to be forced to spar someone

dogberg on a lazy one

>>214031171
LOL

>>214031171
>4s
FOLC

>>214031183
LMAO

Any of you cunts BALD?

>>214031201
PMSL

>4s in his GCSEs
wtf does that mean what happened to letter grades

>>214031171
i just put 10 A*-C without specifying subjects or individual grades

Precum from my wank flew across the room and now the bedroom stinks

I'll never bring a girl home at this rate

>GCSEs
>1-9
FOLC

>>214031227
Don’t worry about it Unc

>>214031222
yeh

>>214031121
>BJJ is gay
I think it's cool. For the record I myself am not gay.

>>214031122
The only other sport I'd consider is bouldering but the nearest place is a 25 min car ride away. Can't be arsed with that. The BJJ gym is very near me.

>>214031142
Yeah but you're talking arthritis or an ACL tear in BJJ versus CTE in boxing.

>>214031189
no and its a big problem. There are trains in a few larger cities but its only inter city. They dismantled the rail network in the 70s or something. There has been a big push to invest in a new one, there is one group who have been gluing their hands to the highway to stop traffic

leftypol lecturing his 90 year old zombified dementia-ridden nan on why she's evil for being white

just learnt to walk lads. 5 steps with no crutches. bit painful but i did it. having a nice cup of tea to celebrate.

I'm gay and I love BJJ but that's not because it's gay

>GCSEs with letter grades
Alri literal granddad didn’t they change that like over 10 years ago?

pizza for lunch

>>214031261
>arthritis
Absolute fucktard

Think I'm coming down with a case of dementia might take the day off

catberg rubs his face against my hand but if i stroke him he smacks me with his paws

Lads, how do I stop being so blackpilled over the state of this country? Do we even still have a chance?

Looking at images of pre-WW2 London makes me want to cry. Almost entirely White, a true imperial capital.

We've lost so much already. Why didn't people fight back when mass immigration began? I hate that I was born in the 1990s. Genuinely feels apocalyptic.

I want to go outside and see beautiful blondes everywhere. This country is physically painful to live in. If nothing changes then by the time I'm old this country will be minority non-White.

for me it was O levels

>bouldering
Millenials, the sport

>>214031261
>The only other sport I'd consider is bouldering
Why?

>>214031285
You can absolutely get arthritis through sport and activity it's not an old-person disease.

>>214031258
What do you shave your head with?

>>214031261
If you say so bud

>>214031261
you can pretty easily have your fingers, elbows or shoulders dislocated requiring surgery lol. Idiots who spar too hard im boxing can be identified and avoided pretty quickly whereas BJJ sparring can go wrong even in light contact because of the leverage on joints

just food for thought la

Yes fatmong lad

>>214031297
>pre-WW2 London
Even watching something from the 80s or 90s is wildly different

>>214031297
>I want to go outside
but you won't

>>214030950
they love when new people show up

but theyd probably just make you run initially

also boxing gyms are full of travellers

just saw an angel, she had a beret on

>>214031027
Good list, mine would be
>Bloodborne
>FF9
>Spyro 2
>Metroid Prime
>MGS1
>Pokemon Emerald.

for me its national 5s highers and advanced highers

>>214031328
>also boxing gyms are full of travellers
Yeah just know my local gym would be full of pikeys and chavs

>>214031308
They're just the 2 I'm most interested in. I'm already in decent shape from years of working out so I don't 'care' how any particular sport shapes my body, it's purely how I feel about the actual activity now.

>>214031335
Should've asked if she could take you to heaven

>>214031297
when we win it'll all be Restored

Reading /r/indian_flex

>>214031345
Which sports have you tried

>>214031297
when we lose it'll all be Rashford

running a bath

it's like a bloody steam room in here

>>214031340
I would like to play bloodborne, I think I would like it but i don't have a pc that can run it and I'm not gonna spend heaps of money on a console :(

El scranno has arrivedo

I play squash
I'm a squashman

>>214031382
probably get a ps4 for 50 now

>>214031392
love hash browns me

>>214031392
sn

>>214031392
absolutely shite

>>214031372
well only the ones I did in my school days I guess so:

>cross country running
>rugby
>football
>basketball
>athletics
>badminton
>swimming

badminton was alright now I think about it. But I'd rather do BJJ or bouldering.

If Whites will not fight, then we will go extinct. That is Nature's law. He who does not fight has no right to exist.

>>214031382
You must be able to get a used PS4 for peanuts now I reckon.

leftypol listing ally under strengths on his CV

>>214031417
You fighting?

Local hockey club put an ad out saying they're looking for adults of all abilities but I'm worried it's a trap and they'll just whack me to death with sticks when I go to my first practice

>>214031395
and always a cordial atmosphere!

You lads remember last night when a lad vigirously defended his use of the word 'supping' and everyone took the piss out of him for a bit? Was bants haha

Temperatures dropping. Get the natural materials bought and dress smarter. Wools. Cashmere, merino, shetland. Corduroys. Brushed cottons. Flannels.

>>214031392
lovely

rorke listing racist under strengths on his CV

when I turn my PS4 on it sounds like a jet engine. Have to wear headphones so I can actually hear the bing bing wahoos

>>214031343
Go join a book club if you care about shit like that faggot

>>214031433
only if they're lacrosse with you!

drinking a cup of tea with full fat milk and two sugars

>>214031433
Crumblign over the idea of it being a trap to lure people into getting whacked with hockey sticks

>>214031466
phwoaar take it eaaasy

rorke putting yeah I'm pretty strong under strengths on his cv

how tf do you figure out what your trouser size is

>>214031417
This but also for people who won't have sex

God, mother nature, evolution is purging leftists, incels, materialists, homosexual, transexuals and atheists

>>214031466
Sweet is the life

>>214031463
Yeah chavs like you

this is what england used to be about (pre-woke)

Autumnal vibes today de lads. Thinkin' 'bout those brave Pioneers.

>>214031466
>full fat milk
my favourite jazz trumpeter
>two sugars
my favourite boxer

hashtag respect

>>214031483
try on a few in the shop and see which fits best

>>214031466
Tried making the switch to Jersey Gold but it wasn't worth it.

Jesus is the bread

Charles Tyrwhitt. Always.

>>214031442
>>214031465
poo booming

>>214031420
then I'd have to get a tv and buy the game and what not. cant be fucked

>>214031510
I wish you'd try wit, you hapless Charlie

>>214031498
Squealing

>>214031498
boxing one works quite well, the jazz trumpeter not landing for me

kiwis be like
>mulk

>>214030837
I get that everyone hates nonces and he's clearly fucked up in the head but why is everyone on social media commenting on this acting like he's the baby rapist when he's 'just' seen videos of it put online by other people? Can people not read?

leftypol shitting in his diaper and reporting anyone who comments on the smell to HR

>>214031518
Just sit in the dark with your thumbs up your arse then, fucking spastic

Wilkinson Sword. Always.

>>214031535
*lands two on your jaw*
*you land on the floor*

>>214031536
That's them done

>>214031506
bit to wild that its basically a milkshake nice on its own though

>>214031542
>diaper
FOY

>>214031510
Tyrwhitt 'pon back.
Bigham's 'pon belly.
The blueprint for British men.

going into other nations generals, filtering their flags and only replying to foreigners

>>214031535
I do my best
also my bedroom smells like cum because I lobbed the tissue asunder last night so I could roll over and go to sleep, and now I can't find it

>>214031541
Your hard drive needs checking asap

I got a girlfriend :D

>>214031535
>the jazz trumpeter not landing for me
Yeah it doesn't work, I think he was going for a sort of Nat King Cole but most jazz names are not like that

leftypol struggling to come up with a witty comeback and resorting to muh racist

>>214031546
hey mate whats all this about then? Why you getting nasty?

>>214031548
for me its the mühle R41 with Astra SP blades

>>214031505
im not going outside, seems dangerous

leftypol in a mask paying men to suck their cocks and uploading the videos to gay porn sites

Every day I think about how much better my life would've been had I been born in coastal Massachusetts to rich WASP parents

>>214031590
Aggressive razor that

me? i just tell people on the night shift to do my job for me and they have to since im a higher level than they are. Simple as x

>>214031548
feather for me

I've just been a victim of the /brit/ cyber bullying campaign

Rorke signing up to the boxing gym and really getting into it and getting fit and strong and becoming decent at it and making lots of mates

>>214031585
We're not your bloody parents who are going to go out and buy it for you because our fat retard man child 30 year old son who still lives at home and makes creaking noises can't be bothered to leave the house

Charlie Bigham

For you

Bigham's for lunch

>>214031559
a failed experiment like the pouring cream latte
it just screamed and didn't do much else

Tracy Chapman's musky tuppence

>>214031600
And you spam about this on 4chan because you wallow in misery all day everyday and have no mates LOL get it roped

>>214031610
Rorke flexing

the cum tissues in leftypol's room merging into a large sentient beast and consuming him

Hope Gunfire Games does a Remnant 3

any large sentient beast in

>>214031636
It's not spam if it's the first time I've posted it LOL get it up yer arse fatso

>>214031575
I had one about 13 years ago...

>>214031628
No need for this kind of carry on

>>214031605
Im a hairy man

Clarks me prefer!
Clarks me prefer!

>>21403162
*pointedly ignores you*
*walks by you and indirectly addresses your presence with an "ugh"*

>>214031646
it turns into biomass so leftypol keeps him as a pet

>>214031636
You ok mate?

leftypol trying to rub up against black men at the club

LOL

LMAO

>>214031222
Yes mate

if i was gonna bum one bloke it would be kevin ayers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DPqfcN9eSY

running my finger down my arse crack and sniffing it

so does anyone know how I can use fabguys without giving them my ID and selfie???

what games you lads been playing? I've been playing Mudrunner

>>214031442
>>214031465
Great gimmick, keep it up

nearly said a swear then

>>214031718
I feel like this is almost certainly fake news

>>214031652
I am Stacey's 5'10" potential rapist tulpa

>>214031573
People don't have hard drives these days grandad, they have SSDs

leftypol trying to sign up to fabguys without giving his face and id

>>214031717
No I still don't know sorry

>>214031731
There's a video of them doing it

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15017581/Moment-Jewish-holidaymakers-dismantle-hillside-Christian-cross-use-stones-create-giant-Star-David-instead.html

>>214031722
Binding of Isaac

love 70s british music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWpjB7d_LJE

Is there anything scarier than dementia, lads?

leftypol and his mum going out to dinner and talking the entire time about the looming incel menace

>>214031633
at least you tried a lot of men spend their lives wondering what if

is wearing a v-neck jumper or a v-neck knit tank top an instant way to look like a virge or not? not sure what the public perception is

>>214031739
I’m not leftypol ahaha
>>214031744
Fuck sake someone must know

the kingdom

>>214031760
i will never accept the cookies or pay the fee

are lucy is free

>>214031765
is that one of those "deltarune" type of games? might watch some gameplay on youtube

need a few million more of them

The missus doing her mating dance routine

>>214031774
These are hilarious mate keep them up

>>214031765
think youre smart coz you read kierkegaard you little smelly speccy bellend

>>214031718
they should be killed

>>214031791
idk what Deltarune is but no, it doesnt sound the same

>>214031782
why are they black?

Is there anything scarier than dementia, lads?

>>214031760
What’s the matter snowflake, can’t handle a bit of trolling?

>>214031733
Considering "hard drive" itself refers more to the function of being non-removable storage media than to the technology involved and that modern solid state drives simply substitute for the old magnetic hard drives, it is you that is that granddad making such a specious comparison

>>214031722
Remnant 2, brilliant game
Was doing some Mass Effect on the steam deck but im no longer able to aim with analogue sticks

leftypol sneaking out at night away from his wife and kids to get bummed at the local cemetery

luv getting a really short fine hair and pulling it and realising there's a massive bit of jelly at the end

>>214031821
it really depends who you are

>>214031797
Stress relief for tired small boat cronem

>>214031722
elden ring nightreign is fun

>>214031821
at least they've lived their lives a bit imagine absolutely frying your brains with drugs in your teenage year/early 20s and ending up a severely mentally unwell burden to your family forever

>>214031819
true history of lreland

>>214031827
No I can't they should all be deported to Israel

>>214031865
Who are you?

>>214031850
I can't remember :(

leftypol ranting about Israel but avoiding talking about jews because he doesn't want to be racist

>>214031818
okay cool. Thanks for letting us know. I'll watch some footage on tube tubes
>>214031842
never played mass effect. I heard it's good. it's on the backlog, just got so much stuff to play in between

id rather have dementia that get arrested for having bad images on my computer infront of my parents again

>>214031896
>again

>>214030657
>>214030657
>>214030657

>>214031863
or the roman catholics invading constantinople in 1204

>>214031859
I've yet to play dark souls 1 lol also on the backlog

>>214031891
Yeah it's pretty good desu
>on the backlog, just got so much stuff to play in between
fucking tell me about it, don't get much time to spend on vidya these days either so I suspect I'll be forever toiling through my evergrowing backlog until the day I die

>>214031722
Chivalry 2, with a case of beer and some za

My previously smart dad's being brainwashed by GBnews in his old age. I get wanting to keep the number of forrins down but kicking them out isn't going to solve this country being so shit it can't build a railway without fucking it up over budget.

>>214031760
>North Wales Live reported another local man saying: 'I am a white British Muslim who lives happily in Llandudno and a large part of my life in Gwynedd.
Imagine being a white british muslim. Deary me

>>214031964
MATE I play chiv2 a lot, I've probably played against you

>>214031964
>>214032322
Same lads. EU - Social servers are where the big dicks play. Look out for Conchobar

>>214031722
Slay the Spire...
Dead By Daylight...
and Logic Bombs.