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Anonymous United Kingdom No.214030657
/brit/
lewis the loaf edition
Anonymous Australia No.214030972 >>214031796 >>214031933 >>214032782
GETS THE NIGGERS HANGED!
GET THE KIKES GASSED!
GET THE WOMEN RAPED!
GET THE TRANNIES ACK'D!
GET THE JANNIES PAID!
SIMPLE. FVCKING. AS.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214031796
>>214030972
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214031918
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214031930 >>214031959 >>214031985
gf is still in bed snoring at 11:30
Anonymous Australia No.214031933 >>214032025
>>214030972
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214031940
why did we never get to see any of our pms like this
Anonymous Australia No.214031945
Syrian girls are built for big Anglo-Saxon cuddles :3 UwU
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214031947
lewis seething right about now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214031955 >>214031983
really though I think being a convicted paedo shunned by your family living in a slim chav shithole where all your neighbours know what you did
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214031959
>>214031930
Wake her up with a kiss and offer to get her breakfast
Anonymous Australia No.214031983 >>214032007 >>214032065
>>214031955
my cousin fucked a 14 year old when he was 20 something. people stop caring after a while
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214031985 >>214032100 >>214033783
>>214031930
couldn't be me
Anonymous Australia No.214031989
toil on the morrow
Anonymous Ireland No.214032000
women are past peak by 22
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032001
update: I will not actually be having a pizza for lunch because they didn't list the nuts in the recipe as an allergen so I can't eat it in case I die
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032004 >>214032107 >>214032173
>reform lead of 15 points
mental
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032007
>>214031983
maybe in australia
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032013 >>214032217
leftypol getting a sausage and bean bake from Greggs and finding a hair on it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032016
That's 5 illegal HMOs reposted time to do a shred of actual work
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032025
>>214031933
the wogstika
Anonymous United States No.214032026 >>214032062
I forgot to mention that I didn't get said girlfriend until 27 lol it's never too late fellas xx
Anonymous Australia No.214032037
>>214031942
I'm thr opposite. I work 4 on 4 off so I've gor 4 days to play vidya, but I'm suffering from decision paralysis
>>214031964
based, chivalry is on the 'log too and the za and pizza combo is goated
Anonymous Australia No.214032062
>>214032026
hope you make each other happy and your relationship lasts :)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032064
They're calling him the HMO bounty hunter, but who is he really
Anonymous Poland No.214032065
>>214031983
a guy who lives on the same street as my gran had paedo painted on his wall in like 2007 the scars of the defamation are still there to this day
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032067
>North Wales Live reported another local man saying: 'I am a white British Muslim who lives happily in Llandudno and a large part of my life in Gwynedd.
So this is leftypol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032068 >>214032083 >>214032094 >>214032105 >>214032109 >>214032117 >>214032119 >>214032123 >>214032147 >>214032152 >>214032214 >>214032262
mad to think I'm a mild mannered, normal person outside of /brit/ who would lose his job, gf and friends if they ever found out about some of the things I post here. Bet it's the same for the majority of you lads as well
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032083
>>214032068
I don't have friends, a job nor a gf
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032094
>>214032068
i don't have a gf or friends haha
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032100 >>214032153
>>214031985
Because you've never had a GF?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032105
>>214032068
My gf is just as much of a racist chud as me so I wouldn’t lose her lol
Anonymous Poland No.214032107
>>214032004
leftypol struggling to explain this without resorting to insulting white working class people
Anonymous Australia No.214032109
>>214032068
Worst I post is a bit of mild but fair racism
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032117
>>214032068
Having none of those drove me to this life of villainy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032119 >>214032147
>>214032068
got sacked for something i posted on 4chan and someone else reported me for it and had to go into a meeting with some lawyers
not allowed to go into details
Anonymous Australia No.214032123
>>214032068
been with my gf for 8 years and have a pretty legit job and there is not a single hint I am a /brit/ chad desu
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032141 >>214032178
I'm quite a normal person in /brit/ too, to be fair. If you overlook the actual coming to /brit/ part, my posts are very inoffensive and boring; as you can see.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032145
leftypol trembling in fear that his coworkers, friends and gf will find out about his poo eating posts on /brit/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032147 >>214032174 >>214032205 >>214032226
>>214032068
im racist, sexist chud irl too and no one cares, its fine as long as you dont associate with strange lefty freaks

>>214032119
cap
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032149 >>214032163 >>214032165
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032152 >>214032171 >>214032203
>>214032068
My gf is pretty chuddy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032153
>>214032100
no because I stick to consistent bedtimes and waketimes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032163
>>214032149
omds
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032165
>>214032149
so this is rolk
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032171 >>214032202
>>214032152
was she chuddy before she met you? ick if so
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032173
>>214032004
Which poll?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032174
>>214032147
helps when you have no friends, rorke
Anonymous Australia No.214032178
>>214032141
offensive and exciting post this one
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032182
gfberg discussing how awful it is when bad things happen in this world and I have to sit there like a normie and pretend I'm horrified when in fact I actually find it absolutely hilarious
Anonymous Australia No.214032188 >>214032201 >>214032211 >>214032223 >>214032245
do you lads actually have gf's or are yous taking the piss? I can't be the only incel runt in /brit/, can I?
Anonymous Australia No.214032197 >>214032215
reckon people who aren't cisgendered heterosexuals should be institutionalised and experimented on with electricity
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032199
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032201 >>214032276
>>214032188
l have one but she's a bit shit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032202
>>214032171
Catholic
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032203
>>214032152
grim
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032205
>>214032147
not at all, it was the best job ive ever had and some 4chan autist cut me down out of spite
i wish it was a lie, getting access on my laptop restricted and a random meeting with hr added to the calendar out of the blue was terrifying
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032211 >>214032218 >>214032221 >>214032272 >>214032276 >>214032710
>>214032188
I'm married with a mortgage and Audi on finance. (Thankfully no kids because I'm a recovering paedophile)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032214
>>214032068
ktimmers
Anonymous New Zealand No.214032215 >>214032237
>>214032197
it's 2025 unc, we aint do that type shyt no mo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032217
>>214032013
red pepper, feta & spinach for me
four hash browns
coke zero
Anonymous Australia No.214032218
>>214032211
yes deano my son
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032221
>>214032211
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032223 >>214032276
>>214032188
/brit/ is a weird mix of shaggers and incels. it’s a source of tension but also humour.
Anonymous Australia No.214032226 >>214032250
>>214032147
everyone in real life is racist tbf
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032233 >>214032273
Work with two rather pathetic 50 year old batchelors at work and they are leftypol too lmao
Anonymous Australia No.214032237 >>214032263
>>214032215
yeah i know but i'm saying we should though
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032245 >>214032270 >>214032276
>>214032188
I settled for a fat, ugly gf and honestly it's not so bad. She really can't comprehend why I'm with her and it's made her paranoid about me leaving her for someone better looking than her so she will do anything I ask of her, it's incredible.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032246
Used to just be shaggers until the /britfeel/ bores came in here
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032249
>red pepper, feta & spinach
Anonymous Australia No.214032250
>>214032226
not the jews, just ask em, they'll tell ya
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032251 >>214032288 >>214032290
great granddad gooned to this?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032252
i do like chinkies
couldnt eat a whole one though!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032256 >>214032384 >>214032602 >>214032658
What's your shoulder width? For me it's 30cm.
Anonymous Finland No.214032262
>>214032068
One of our biggest politicians got into a media shitstorm because people dug up her old internet forum posts about sandpeople etc.
Anonymous New Zealand No.214032263 >>214032348
>>214032237
while we at it we should make asylums and put you in one
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032270
>>214032245
Bet you two have loads to talk about
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032272 >>214032300
>>214032211
What's it like being married to a mortgage?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032273 >>214032305
>>214032233
They'd knock you spark out if you said anything to them so that's why you have to blogpost about them here, behind their backs, like the coward you are.
Anonymous Australia No.214032276
>>214032201
>>214032211
>>214032223
>>214032245
wish I had a gfberg
Anonymous Ireland No.214032278
had 11 views on my post on reddit but now it's only 5???

curious
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032279 >>214032312 >>214032321 >>214032333
As someone with parents who have like Β£5m worth of property this noise coming out of Number 11 has me in a sweat lads
The millions that await me, unshackling me from toil at an early retirement age, are going to be severely dented so browns can live in hotels aren't they
Anonymous New Zealand No.214032288 >>214032314
>>214032251
no, he had a wife by the age of 20. Met the fella before he died, was a top bloke
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032290
>>214032251
Love Marilyn

Gentlemen Prefer Blones
Don't Bother to Knock
Some Like it Hot
The Misfits
and more

She was beautiful, but also a great actress, and funny. Very sad what happened to her.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032300 >>214032366
>>214032272
What's it like being an unfunny spastic?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032303
I met my ex shortly after she moved to Manchester from Wales, asked her how she was liking it while we were still in the talking stage of getting to know each other and she bluntly said "there's a lot more pakis here"
Miss her quite a bit, it was very freeing not having to worry about filtering myself or slipping up and saying something racist or offensive
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032305
>>214032273
One might, he's tall and fairly strong but severely autistic
The other is a short fat bastard I'd heem
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032306
leftypol suddenly becoming rorke when browns and wogs start showing up in his all-white community
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032311
terrible thread, when do the good posts start?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032312
>>214032279
wtf you on about lad
Anonymous Australia No.214032314
>>214032288
Yeah that generation all got married and had kids by early 20s at the latest. And owned homes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032320 >>214032329
>Gentlemen Prefer Blones
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032321
>>214032279
No Trust Fund? Get your concerns discussed with your parents mate.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032329
>>214032320
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032331 >>214032344 >>214032357 >>214032365 >>214032367 >>214032429
My life is was shit until I got a girlfriend and I am INCREDIBLY co-dependent on her. She pushed me to do travelling, care about how I look, fitness, go for better jobs, etc etc. It’s quite nice really she’s like my life coach/second mummy but if she ever leaves me I’m so fucked I’ll have to kms
Anonymous Australia No.214032333
>>214032279
What noises are you hearing lad? Neighbours shagging?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032342
where's the chivalry 2 playing finn? 1v1 me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032344
>>214032331
post gets grimmer with every word
Anonymous Australia No.214032348
>>214032263
fuck off poo jabber
Anonymous Australia No.214032356
me have gf
me have job
me adult
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032357 >>214032402
>>214032331
did she ever tek it?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032365 >>214032402
>>214032331
Aren’t you ashamed?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032366 >>214032396 >>214032433
>>214032300
I wouldn't know because I don't know you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032367 >>214032402
>>214032331
how'd you even get one in the first place then?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032374 >>214032386 >>214032387 >>214032418
Want to fall violently in love with some random lass and do unspeakable things to each other that we dare not share with anyone else
Anonymous Australia No.214032384
>>214032256
post vagina
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032386
>>214032374
personally I just want my bumhole licked
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032387
>>214032374
ok
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032396 >>214032433
>>214032366
Good one
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032402 >>214032422 >>214032427
>>214032357
Can you elaborate?
>>214032365
Honestly not really
>>214032367
No idea what she saw in me but we met on a forum and chatted to each other a lot and I think she fell in love with me on there
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032418
>>214032374
All starts with you waddling outside of your smelly bedroom and not spamming /brit/ with your dull wishes
Get going
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032422 >>214032449 >>214032456
>>214032402
Which forum?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032427 >>214032449 >>214032456
>>214032402
What forum?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032429 >>214032446 >>214032456 >>214032544
>>214032331
>If she ever leaves me I’m so fucked
This happened to me 11 years ago and I'm still mentally broken from it. She's moved on with her life, shagged a really good mate of mine a couple of years after she left me, moved to the south coast with her husband and is now married with a daughter. Meanwhile I'm still unironically living in my childhood bedroom with a retail job, no driving license and parents who are on the decline.. I've wasted my life.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032433
>>214032366
done him
>>214032396
he's done you
Anonymous Australia No.214032435
>not bring your family to Australia to escape inheritance tax
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032444
at least i still have my penis. no one can take that away from me.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032446
>>214032429
>married with a daughter
Oof
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032448
>I distinctly recall my first day outside of India. On a train trip from Heathrow Airport to Manchester, I saw what I initially thought were dull-looking houses and clean, unremarkable waterways and air. The lack of hustle and bustle and the calmness of the train ride left me feeling disoriented and gloomy. I didn’t know how to cope with a situation where there was no constant assault on my senses.
>With time, I realized that for most Indian immigrants, this led to a compulsive need to recreate India in the ghettos they moved into. They sought the familiar smells, noise, and constant hustle and bustle. They recreated never-ending emotionalism, fruitless conflicts, chaos, and intellectual inbreeding.

This is everywhere with a decent proportion of them
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032449
>>214032422
>>214032427
Preteenchat
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032456 >>214032526 >>214032541 >>214032600
>>214032422
>>214032427
The Student Room haha
>>214032429
So sorry mate. I know this is exactly what would happen to me. Are you still in love with her even though she’s moved on?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032457
Autumn na dey call it de "Fall". Dey call it de "Fall".
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032470 >>214032487 >>214032530 >>214032555
lost my temper at catberg
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032483
*smashes The Student Room into Google at light speed and starts flicking through profiles*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032487
>>214032470
just not on is it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032509
find trannies quite repulsive if i'm being perfectly honest
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032513
>The Student Room
bradley.jpg
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032518
>The Student Room
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032526
>>214032456
I used to use TSR as well back in the day, there were some proper slags on there
Anonymous New Zealand No.214032530
>>214032470
When I'm shaking catbergs dinner out of the can she tries to help with her paws but she ended up scratching me on accident and I gave her a right earful. Not proud of it.
Anonymous Poland No.214032533 >>214032587
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032535
leftypol having a mental breakdown over being white
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032539 >>214032566
The Primary School Room
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032540 >>214032562 >>214032575 >>214032576 >>214032699 >>214032761
The Refugee Council, which advocates for asylum seekers and refugees in the UK, says today's data show "mixed progress" under the Labour government.

On the one hand, it says it welcomes the reduction of the backlog in asylum claims, and that the government deserves credit for bringing the asylum system "back from the brink".

But it adds there are still far too many people awaiting the outcome of their asylum claim from a hotel.

"Everyone agrees that hotels are the wrong answer," says the charity's chief executive Enver Solomon.

"Getting decisions right first time is vital so refugees who need protection can move out of hotels and start rebuilding in safety."
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032541
>>214032456
I've obsessively thought about her every day since. It's cost me any future potential relationships and I've just stopped trying now. I'm past the point of no return lad, I've let myself so and I'm a shell of who I was. Do whatever you can to hold on to her.
Anonymous Australia No.214032544 >>214032573
>>214032429
same boat sorta. only recompense is to become a serial killa
Anonymous Poland No.214032555
>>214032470
all forgotten with a sprinkle of dreamies
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032559
rorke having a mental breakdown because he's white
Anonymous Australia No.214032562
>>214032540
>Enver Solomon
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032566 >>214032581
>>214032539
also known as /brit/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032570
Is there really a forum where school children go and talk? Or is this you lot trying to bait me into getting trouble with the Thames valley police again?
Anonymous Australia No.214032573
Reported :)>>214032544
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032575
>>214032540
>Solomon
hmm
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032576 >>214032625
>>214032540
GET. THEM. HOUSED.
GET. THEM. WORKING.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032581
>>214032566
Done us
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032587
>>214032533
Corr look at that Tribesman Tree Trunk
Anonymous United States No.214032596
really something wrong with a lot of the "people" who have started posting here
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032600 >>214032619 >>214032650
>>214032456
How did you meet her on TSR?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032602
>>214032256
>it's 30cm
Are you filipino?
Anonymous United States No.214032613 >>214032682
Emma Watson and me.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1755692059024743.webm
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032619
>>214032600
They were both grooming the same person
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032625 >>214032802
>>214032576
Migrants who come here should be put into work so they can pay tax and give back to society. Not rocket science is it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032645 >>214032667
got my willy out loads on chat roulette as a teen and sometimes I regret it especially when i remember the older women who would encourage me even though they knew I was a kid
feel like I was nonced now, but I was game for it at the time
madness
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032650 >>214032693 >>214032709
>>214032600
We both studied the same thing in uni and we met on the page where you discuss UCAS applications and stuff like that. We kept in touch and talked on there so much, then we ended up swapping numbers and we would talk on WhatsApp for literally hours every night during covid, and after lockdown we met up and there was chemistry in real life so we stayed together. I’d go to where she was going to uni one weekend and she would travel to mine the next weekend and we moved in together as soon as we graduated.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032652 >>214032673
leftypol taking psychedelics to try and rewire his brain into thinking he's black
Anonymous Malaysia No.214032658
>>214032256
grim. mine is 32cm, 2inches
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032664 >>214032686
My personality is the issue, and always has been.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032667 >>214032731
>>214032645
when I was a kid walking to primary school, a man in a car pulled up beside me and told me not to go to school that day. I took that advice and have always assumed it was a time traveller warning me about a traumatic event or something similar that was meant to happen but looking back that whole day is a blank and he probably bummed me in that car and I've just repressed that memory
Anonymous New Zealand No.214032673
>>214032652
we know that rightwing nutters cant meme but they cant bant too? really shameful
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032680 >>214032695 >>214032804
Wonder what EW's up to x
Anonymous Australia No.214032682
>>214032613
mate. wtf?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032686
>>214032664
The devil has need of all his instruments
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032693
>>214032650
I hate you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032695
>>214032680
Said nobody ever x
Anonymous Canada No.214032699 >>214032750
>>214032540
stop the backlog, just let em in I say!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032708 >>214032796
leftypol getting upset at leftypol posts and accusing other people of not being able to banter
Anonymous Australia No.214032709
>>214032650
thats actually quite a nice story la
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032710
>>214032211
Anonymous New Zealand No.214032714 >>214032729 >>214032771
I think its cute that 4chan users are predominantly fond of cats. Refreshing as the normies love the dogs and I have to pretend I find their little runts endearing (I want to kick them)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032719
>scots-irish/ulster scots
protestant rangers fans
>irish scots
catholic celtic fans

very confusing!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032729 >>214032742
>>214032714
Direction brained freak
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032731
>>214032667
that's fucked
how old were you and why were you walking to school on your own in primary school?
Anonymous New Zealand No.214032742 >>214032757
>>214032729
>Direction brained
what does this mean
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032747
drinking a kombucha and eating a tuna sandwich
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032750
>>214032699
Always makes me laugh when Leftypol says what is happening is a disgrace and people are right to be upset with the government but the solution to this is just process them and let them in lol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032752
Did any of you lads go see Oasis then?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032756
Just ate a thing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032757
>>214032742
Means you can tell right from left unlike that spastic
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032759
leftypol getting raped on his way to school and the repressed memory fuelling his hatred of white men
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032761
>>214032540
>Enver Solomon
You have got to be fucking joking
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032763
reckon poo seal is probably dead
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032764
Leftypol playing the victim because he exposed himself to people and some of them were older than him so now he feels "abused"
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032771 >>214032806
>>214032714
new zealand bringing the breaking news "4chan loves cats" straight from the year 2006.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032782 >>214032842
>>214030972
Good evening to you Racismlad hope you're well
Anonymous United States No.214032784 >>214032819
Westminster voting intention:

REF – 33% (+2)
LAB – 18% (-1)
CON – 17% (-2)
LD – 12% (-)
GRN – 10% (-)

Via @FindoutnowUK, 20 Aug (+/- vs 13 Aug)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032791 >>214032843
leftypol asking his mum to get him a coke zero from the shops and throwing a strop when she comes back with normal coke
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032793 >>214032831
Liking cats is incredibly reddit actually
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032796 >>214032825
>>214032708
Easily avoided by using tone tags. For example "/s" means you're being sarcastic. On the other hand you can use "/srs" to show you're being serious.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032802
>>214032625
Yeah deliveroo drivers pay loads of tax
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032804
>>214032680
Rubbing her sloppy meatflaps raw I think x
Anonymous New Zealand No.214032806
>>214032771
sorry, i should really try and be more 2025 with my posts. so... ummmm indiands aye, transexual and that yeah?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032808 >>214032851
Alexa, set volume to neighbourhood disturbance level
Alexa, play Jupiter by Holst
Anonymous United States No.214032810 >>214032818 >>214032822 >>214032847
you will have a great day with many successes but only if you tell Vinnie good morning
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032818
>>214032810
good morning vinnie
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032819
>>214032784
Findoutnow always overestimates reform to a retarded level
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032820 >>214032833
because as we all know sarcasm is notoriously difficult to express via text!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032822
>>214032810
pitbull fodder
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032825
>>214032796
Hope you die /srs
Anonymous New Zealand No.214032831 >>214032876 >>214032910
>>214032793
reddit likes dogs, many examples of this, such as the can you pat the dog in the game trope.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032833
>>214032820
I'm autistic
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032834
Would love to have the gf rim my arse one day
Anonymous Australia No.214032842
>>214032782
thank you fren, I am very well. Hope you are too lad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032843
>>214032791
Fucking hell rorke is this the best you can come to with?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032844 >>214032871
70% of the working week has passed
What have you achieved so far lads?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032847
>>214032810
Good morning to you Vincent!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032850 >>214032899 >>214033262 >>214033262
Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?
>rapelad
>rorke/leftypol
>get them xxx
>big brad
>canslad
>nonceposting
>biomass
>poo smells
>mallardlad
>poo seal
>grinching
>Irish diaspora
>Sir Keir posting
>bradders (last years winner)
>new trainers/fake self-dox
>sinisterbradley
Quite the list isn't it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032851
>>214032808
The music you have selected is available with amzon music, sign up now for millions of free tracks
Anonymous Ireland No.214032854
Planning a wank over either a Dutch woman, a French woman, or an English woman.
Anonymous Australia No.214032860 >>214032928 >>214032934
just cannot be FUCKED with toil tomorrow lads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032870
Right. PIP call now. It's now or never x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032871
>>214032844
Filled in my UC journal twice and hit on some lass at the job centre.

Same again next week I reckon
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032876
>>214032831
They like both but the cat obsession is a very reddit thing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032880
Love all animals me, my favourites are crabs and other crustaceans and I'm more interested in sea creatures than land animals and insects but I'm very fond of every critter generally.
Anonymous New Zealand No.214032889
i have a fear of dogs, i think i could kill one who tries me but then i will be attacked by the owner too and will be tired after killing the dog. they will have the upper hand
Anonymous Ireland No.214032894
Boom boom boom now let me hear you say wayho!
Anonymous United States No.214032895 >>214032920
awake
Anonymous Australia No.214032899
>>214032850
I'm leaning towards biomassposter me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032902
leftypol contemplating who he wants to win gimmick of the year
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032905 >>214032954
New Zealander reporters in 2125:
>hutler's dead, ah nuh broo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032908
>The name Solomon originates from the Hebrew name Shelomo,
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032910
>>214032831
>/r/cats - 8.6m subscribers
>/r/dogs - 2.8m subscribers

case closed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032912 >>214032924 >>214032929
Bet some of you runts were christened with nicknames
Anonymous Australia No.214032920
>>214032895
but at what cost
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032924
>>214032912
Priest dropped me in the bowl actually
Anonymous New Zealand No.214032926
just gonna ignore that post proving me wrong
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032928 >>214033038
>>214032860
Friday mate
Once more into the breach, give the ball a good kick, smile, achieve three things, and then fuck off for some well earned pints and shit late night food
Life is amazing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032929
>>214032912
Everyone calls me Stevie
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032934 >>214032959
>>214032860
only yourself to blame shouldn't have applied yourself at school and you wouldnt have a job now would you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032939 >>214032965 >>214032967 >>214032968
you ever feel tired?

I often feel tired
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032941
Rorke serving cunt in the queue for the tills at Farmfoods
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032945 >>214032993
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c626vxyxgj6o

>St George's and union jack flags have been going up in cities, towns and villages in recent weeks - but why?

>While many people were flying the flag to cheer on the Lionesses during the 2025 Euros, thousands more have appeared during August - many attached to lampposts

>Groups responsible for putting up the flags have told the BBC they are motivated by pride and patriotism. But others have said it feels provocative at a time when tensions are running high across England over immigration
Anonymous New Zealand No.214032954
>>214032905
weak banter this
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032958
Rorke staring off into space in Tesco wondering how long mum's got left
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032959
>>214032934
It's impossible to live in this country without a job.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032965
>>214032939
It's the booze lad. It no good
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032967
>>214032939
yeah at the end of the day. Then i go to sleep. Simple as x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032968 >>214033013
>>214032939
this is me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032970 >>214033017 >>214033041 >>214033061
The child dem are beoming even dumber
In all seriousness though how the fuck does a third of kids not get those 5 A*Cs. Do you know how easy it is to get a C in GCSEs? They practically hand it to you. Good GOD man.

Think I recall reading something a few years back that for white working class boys only 1 in 3 actually acquire that statisitc. TWO THIRDS fail it.
As a white working class boy (man) that was quite the horrifying thing to discover desu.
Uni was full of browns and Tarqs and nobody like thyself desu. Work is somewhat similar.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032974 >>214032994 >>214033021
Rorke getting his arse christened because the vicar thought it was his face
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032982 >>214033007
Sir Nigel Farage MP, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032987 >>214033022
we need another happening like a another covid or an earthquake that kills 10 million or something

the monotony of life gets to you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032988
Rorke casually sitting opposite people on a busy train leftypol standing by the door avoiding eye contact with an elevated heart rate.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032990
Lamb chops for mister rorkeypops
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032993
>>214032945
Rorke hanging one out the window of his smelly childhood bedroom
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214032994
>>214032974
poo screaming
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033007
>>214032982
more like the poonited cringedom of great shitstain and poorthern shiteland
Anonymous Malaysia No.214033013
>>214032968
are you a car?
Anonymous Australia No.214033017
>>214032970
School tests don't mean shit. Year 5 - 12 is just day care until you're old enough to work
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033018 >>214033029 >>214033044 >>214033081 >>214033154
First pint of the day me leds
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033021
>>214032974
LOL
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033022
>>214032987
Trump ruining America is the next big thing lad. They're going the way of Yugoslavia.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033029 >>214033051
>>214033018
Precariously balanced
Anonymous Australia No.214033038
>>214032928
not wrong but just cannot be fucked and it's a huge day
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033041
>>214032970
too busy looking at tiktok innit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033044 >>214033062 >>214033083
>>214033018
I'd be taking that back and demanding they fill it to the top that is a fucking joke that.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033046
poo screaming
Anonymous Australia No.214033047
https://youtu.be/cBUheCUHqyE?si=o4WkgOKGI-V2f5AZ&t=1048

get them deported
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033051
>>214033029
I will be later m8
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033061
>>214032970
10 years later they're up and out the house at 6am to lay bricks and posting on instagram about "rise and grind" and saying how they're doing "proper graft" compared to office workers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033062
>>214033044
I've already sucked it
Anonymous New Zealand No.214033063
my favourite monty python sketch is the one where the play-write father disapproves of his coal mining son
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033066
leftypol
rorke
leftyrorke
rorkeypol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033071 >>214033097 >>214033110 >>214033126
Rorke wanking his SWC with only his thumb and index finger
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033074
leftypol activating mangekyō sharingan
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033081 >>214033112
>>214033018
>Porreti - Birra Italiana Premium
>Brewed by Carlsberg Marstons in Wolverhampton
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033083
>>214033044
Had to have a sup on the way from the bar didn't I
Anonymous New Zealand No.214033094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HZtZ1Jzjmc
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033097
>>214033071
ktim
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033100 >>214033120
leftypol eating cat shit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033109 >>214033182
i used to like exams at school they were relaxing. the rain on the roof of the sports hall. no one talking.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033110
>>214033071
LOL
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033112
>>214033081
You can't trust eye-ties to do the job right lad
Anonymous Australia No.214033118 >>214033146 >>214033210
How do people operate on little sleep?
I'm 3 nights with 6 hours sleep and I can barely string a sentence together
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033119
leftypol replying to rorke posts with LOL
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033120
>>214033100
Yeah I do this as well to be fair
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033124 >>214033164
reckon being a virgin freak at 29 has done a number on me
Anonymous Malaysia No.214033126
>>214033071
i used to do this when i was a teen. no joking this time
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033136
rorke running on all fours with sausage links hanging out his mouth
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033137
adam is absolutely fascinated by the fact that beer isn't shipped round the world in beer tanker ships
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033146
>>214033118
yeah
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033154
>>214033018
Bizarre that ive seen this image
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033157 >>214033169 >>214033171 >>214033178 >>214033187 >>214033199 >>214033204
remember in my school days having to pretend I knew what people were talking about when lads were joking along about Monty Python sketches and films their dads had shown them

my parents never bothered to share any cultural stuff like that with us. We never even saw films like Indiana Jones or Back to the Future.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033164
>>214033124
Try being a VF at 32
I'm more monster than man now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033169
>>214033157
A shrubbery?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033171
>>214033157
Was youtube broken
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033174
leftypol thinking he's cultured for watching indiana jones and back to the future
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033178
>>214033157
films are for low iq retards
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033182 >>214033205 >>214033223
>>214033109
Someone at our school kept setting off the fire alarm during our exams, once when we were all standing out on the ash pitch waiting for the fire brigade to come out and reset when some little scrot ran into the halls and drew willys all over our exams papers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033187
>>214033157
Grow up
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033193 >>214033214
Angelo Poretti is the new Madri then for Deano mongs who never go abroad and actually think these are real continental beers?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033199
>>214033157
could be worse. you could have to fake laugh at the most unfunny shit you've ever seen because you don't want to make your dad feel bad for showing you a Monty Python sketch
Anonymous New Zealand No.214033204
>>214033157
>Indiana Jones or Back to the Future.
american slop. why compare the pythons to hollywood shite
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033205
>>214033182
screaming
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033206 >>214033228
Rorke brushing his teeth before going to bed
Leftypol also brushing his teeth before going to bed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033210 >>214033267
>>214033118
6 hours across 3 nights isn't within functioning territory

people skating by on "little sleep" are doing probably 4-5 hours a night. You can do a single day on 3 hours sleep the night before but you feel it.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033212 >>214033231 >>214033236 >>214033240 >>214033243 >>214033273 >>214033342
What is all your plans when 4chan inevitably gets banned, OFCOM have attempted to fine 4chan now, when all attempts to have 4chan cooperate with yookay law will inevitably fail they will just block access to the site, VPNs can be used to view the site but not to post so we'll essentially be unable to engage with the site. Thoughts?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033214 >>214033247
>>214033193
Oh give over you autistic spack it's just fucking beer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033218
im a rapefugee
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033223
>>214033182
Bet he's an MI6 secret agent now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033226 >>214033242
>we want the peroni and moretti audience
>lets call it poretti
lidl/aldi tier
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033228
>>214033206
Rorke skipping brushing for weeks because he likes letting them go furry and yellow
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033231
>>214033212
best not to worry about the future and live in the present
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033236 >>214033276
>>214033212
i'll post on a vpn
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033238
leftypol going to the local food fair and scowling at all the british food based stalls
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033239 >>214033251 >>214033293
I'm going to partake in grim alcoholic twat toil today
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033240
>>214033212
I'll still be posting here all on my own sparking out every foreigner I see
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033242
>>214033226
Kek its so obvious they hate their customers
Anonymous Australia No.214033243 >>214033260 >>214033263
>>214033212
what will the final /brit/ be like?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033247 >>214033256
>>214033214
Yeah shite beer mate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033249
going to a farmers market and asking for free samples
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033251
>>214033239
ktwmy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033256 >>214033277 >>214033307 >>214033316
>>214033247
Name two good British beers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033260
>>214033243
We had final /brit/s when the ban was supposed to come into force
It all came tumbling down once the cloth came off and it was revealed that nothing ever happens
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033262
>>214032850
>>214032850
If basil brush poster keeps it up he'll be in contention
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033263
>>214033243
Let's go out with a bang
Anonymous Australia No.214033267 >>214033282
>>214033210
I mean 6 hours each night
Anonymous Australia No.214033273
>>214033212
can imagine all the lads screaming at my posts but unable to post it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033276 >>214033290
>>214033236
I've tried many VPNs before but nearly all have been banned from posting here.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033277
>>214033256
Madri and Carling
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033282
>>214033267
that's plenty get a grip you poof
Anonymous New Zealand No.214033283 >>214033297
What happened to people like guy fawks who would blow up the parliament
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033288
Rorke having a moment of reflection and realising the error of his hate-filled ways and so he decides to volunteer at the local mosque to care for local brown children
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033290 >>214033356
>>214033276
you can vpn post with a pass
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033293
>>214033239
Told myself I wouldn't be doing that anymore. Forgot I have a 4 day weekend starting in an hour.
Oh well. I told myself that a whole week ago, that's plenty of time.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033297 >>214033326
>>214033283
sent to australia
Anonymous France No.214033300 >>214033332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-eqgr_gn4k
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033307
>>214033256
Timothy taylors landlord and bluebird bitter
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033312
Breweries have been deceiving Deano retards with fake shite foreign beers for ages. Look at Hofmeister and Fosters, thats just what β€œMadri” and β€œPoretti” are now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033316
>>214033256
Madri
Stella
Heineken
Kronenbourg
Fosters
Cobra
Moretti
Poretti
Coors
Carling
San Miguel
Becks
Corona
Tiger
Carlsberg

All British products
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033318
leftypol looking up BBL surgeons
Anonymous New Zealand No.214033326
>>214033297
lel
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033330
Moretti is fine
Anonymous United States No.214033332 >>214033353
No one posted an image for the longest time until >>214033300
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033340
Poretti is so fucking funny though, they took literally two minutes to come up with that one
Anonymous Poland No.214033342 >>214033370
>>214033212
just keep posting
or go where the action is
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033353
>>214033332
You're our little statistician goblin, are you?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033356 >>214033377
>>214033290
Really? Might buy a pass then.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033359 >>214033379
they've already notified ISPs to halt packets that create new /brit/ threads that's why we're sat here at 337 posts
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033364
leftypol defending the right of global megacorporations to lie to the public about where the products are made
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033367 >>214033380 >>214033408
>>214030651
>>214030651
Anonymous New Zealand No.214033370
>>214033342
full of genuine retards and teens. no thanks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033371
Right well no one gets to see the funny picture then
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033375 >>214033408
newberg
>>214030651
>>214030651
>>214030651
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033376 >>214033394 >>214033415
>Ilona Maher says she is contemplating an offer to enter professional wrestling with the WWE after playing for the United States at the Women's Rugby World Cup.

>The 29-year-old social media sensation, who has nearly nine million followers across her Instagram, TikTok and X channels, has previously appeared on Dancing with the Stars and was named as 2025's best breakthrough athlete at US broadcaster ESPN's prestigious Espy award show.
Get in lads.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033377 >>214033437
>>214033356
yeah im currently vpn pass posting (i am from the uk)
plus you get shorter cooldowns and dont need to wait like 300 seconds for a thread
also 3 dayers are 1 dayers on a pass
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033378
i don't care as long as it's a pint 90% of the time
it could be called jaegeretti von chateauburg hikkidragon made in leeds and it will still be nice
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033379
>>214033359
Smart cunt
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033380
>>214033367
Insubordinate and churlish
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033394
>>214033376
Booba
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033403
>>214028070
>>214028070
>>214028070
Anonymous United States No.214033408
>>214033367
>>214033375
Anonymous Australia No.214033409
>>214033399
>>214033399
>>214033399
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033412
>>214030651
>>214030651
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033415
>>214033376
She could be the female Bill Golfball
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033437
>>214033377
Where do I bloody get it, it just tells me to renew on google.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214033783
>>214031985
got a score of 83 last night but i also slept 10 hours so that's too much kip.