Thread 214034783

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might get the nintendo ds charged and play a bit of nostalgia game
what we thinking

why do women niggas hate eyebrows

SMASH THE GANGS
RELEASE THE SAUSAGES

>>214034799
Checked. You still did not reply detailing why LTC is bad for the purposes I have used it for.

>>214034810
dragon quest v

When’s-a Your Dolmio Day?

>>214034811
>other women: wow you look amazing

>911k likes
LITERALLY who

>>214034846
Two and a half men

>>214034811
The guy ont he left looks like that Kill tony fella

Fancy a ham and cheese sandwich
Have the ingredients
Can't be arsed

Get the facial recognition cameras in shopping centres
Get the mobile CCTV vans with ANPR issuing parking fines
Get the faces scanned for a wank
All paid for by you, the taxpayer, so the state (which isn't your enemy) can monitor you more closely and penalise you more often
Sounds good

So a rabbit came to my school
Rabbit
Rabbit
Rabbit
Rabbit
Rabbit

>>214034811
jewish homosexuals subverting beauty standards again are they

Dollymong

>>214034783 (OP)
Liberalism is moral syphilis, and I'm stepping over it.

Online? Safetied.
Gangs? Smashed.
Rhetoric? Put aside.
Pensioners? Heated.

>>214034850
I was reading in bed before sleep last night and my gf made me look at her phone at bedtime which is against my bedtime rules to show me that he died and I said who the fuck is that? She said it was the male Judge judy but he was actually nice.

>>214034811
https://youtu.be/L2lbYBLDbYU?si=aXdHX0XABV50dUEM

>>214034856
see in italy they'd be in the kitchen cooking up a 7 course lunch whilst prepping a slow-cooked ragu for dinner

>>214034856
Just do as the Italians do and buy “Una Meala Deala”, they’re just as lazy as us you know

>>214034857
The vast majority of CCTV is privately owned though, nothing to do with state surveillance.
You think it's the government putting them in the supermarket? Mong.

>>214034876
Sir Beer Drinker

>As students open their results, the head of an exam says the education system is in a "resit crisis" - nearly a quarter of maths and English GCSEs were taken by people aged over 17
grim

Incels need to be rounded up and handed to migrants to perform their sex addictions on

If you want a pizza at 3 in the morning it will be delivered to you by an Albanian on a small motorbike

>>214034883
rorke unable to comprehend people making fresh home cooked meals in a short space of time

>>214034811
looks better

Penne Alla Penis

Just copped a panini proscuitto y mozzarella from il tesco espresso

just give me the slop l dont care anymore

>>214034920
>>214034920
people actually pay money to go and watch this for entertainment

If you want a gram of Boric acid with 5% Cocaine in at 3 in the morning it will be delivered to you by an Albanian in a large BMW

push 20ccs of epinephrine

>>214034919
And what did you have for lunch? x

>>214034920
Don’t know what this is but why didn’t he fuck her first

keir stahmah? more like queer fahmah

Kueer Starlin

>>214034890
nothing I mentioned in my post relates to privately owned CCTV in shops! Read it again? x

>>214034920
Whys my willy gone all stiff

>>214034912
Wonder what they look like

>type up a good post on /r/casualuk that I know they'll enjoy
>my reddit account is fairly old and has over 10k karma
>A few minutes pass and it should have gotten a vote or two by now
>look at the subreddit and sort by new, it's not showing
>no reason given, no indication, it just doesn't show
>many subreddits are like this
Tired of that website.

Sir migrant houser

>>214034935
Belissimo!!!!!

I went to school of life so GSCEs ain't nothin

>>214034951
fried fish wraps, with a home made tartare sauce, lettuce, took me 20 minutes to make

so is it real that you can no longer goon?

>>214035018
omg are you Angelo Poretti? thank you for your beer mate

>>214034981
>Get the facial recognition cameras in shopping centres
Fucking mong can't even comprehend your own writing, MONG

>>214035018
yeah they're rolling out the state mandated chastity cages starting Monday

Grandma sent me £200, in theory it has to last me until student loan in October, thats if they even approve my mitigating circumstances retake of 3rd year, thinking I might order a typewriter with some of it.

rorke's got mr blobby on repeat with tears in his eyes

>>214034951
Jambalaya

>>214035043
hot

>>214034875
1423 EASY

>>214034951
pot noodle with turkey twizzlers, just like they do in italia

>>214035018
last week i cummed into a pot and a woman examined it using science

>>214035042
Don't see the word privately owned in there, think you've jumped ahead, perhaps read up about police use of such technologies?

>>214035138
bodied that fat illiterate freak

>>214035017
So fish fingers in a wrap with mayo and mustard, classy

Do you reckon some Italians don't like pizza?

Right well this planet scores 0.975 on the Earth Similarity Index doesn't it

Might cop this T-Shirt, thoughts?

>>214035149
lmfao you don't even know how to make tartare sauce hahahaha

>>214035158
that would be weird wouldn't it haha

>>214035149
sautéed that freak

Last time you left someone done in /brit/ lads?

mad how some people have been shagging since they were 16 or even younger

>>214035138
Name one state owned shopping centre.

must go to sleep soon for toil is on the morrow

>>214035149
It’s an Italian recipe, piadina di pesce impanata. You wouldn’t understand, you probably don’t even drink Poretti

knew an italian who considered eating tomato sauce with a spoon straight out the jar as an acceptable meal

>>214035176
Fill it with Indians!

>>214035176
is that the most similar there is
where is it

>>214035214
No! No that's impossible!! NOOOOO!!!

mental how totally perplexed some of you are by the concept of eating anything home made

>>214035214
i do this

Ah yes fried fish for lunch so your house stinks of fucking fish for the rest of the day

>>214035214
perfectly normal to have a little snack in between preparing a 15 course meal sampling everything from sicily to milan

>>214035231
I've found one that LOOKS more similar but its ESI is lower somehow. This is in the middle of a star cluster which is in the middle of a galaxy. Kino place for us /brit/ lads to fire a spaceship to I reckon

>>214035231
It's in County Offaly.

>>214035259
what did you have for dinner last night

>>214035202
Shopping centre as such does not need to be state owned for police to use facial recognition camera technology in there x

>>214035274
your gaff stinks with or without it rorke

>>214035259
all freshly made i'm sure

Charlie Bigham linked up with John Lewis. Need it or keep it?

Would really enjoy an RPG game set in space but it's just one star system.
Skyrim x 10 or so with good, semi realistic space travel isn't too ambitious for the current year is it? Instead of focussing on that procedurally generated muck.

>>214035307
>storage for 700 bodies
Blimey that's almost the entire population of Litlington, Cambridgeshire

>>214035303
Dolmio and mince, frozen garlic baguette, pint of Poretti x

>>214035295
That storm looks rather large

>>214035312
It's operated by the centres security, not the police, though they will share the footage with the police if it's relevant.

>>214035343
Why didn’t you defrost the baguette

would you say humans were an impatient species?

Italians bake their own garlic bread every single day and spend every night grinding flour and churning butter

>>214035274
Cook it outside on a camping stove. It's more comfy and solves the "stench" problem.

think 'nimal 'ollective may be a little too avant-garde for me, going to plebify my next listen a bit

>>214035350
Mousey will sort it out, not to worry

I have an original Nintendo switch that I shoplifted like 6 years ago.
It's still in the box.
I don't want it.

>>214035327
why it's orange

>>214035365
Didn’t leave the air fryer on long enough but I ate it anyway, it was magnifico!

>>214035406
off to cex with you

cannot believe how much that lunchtime pint floored me, can't get any work done now

>>214035415
i don't know it was just sent to me
looks like heinz tomato soup

>>214035415
Answer the question.
>>214035158

Talking of cooking, I've been making a pasta sauce on a weekly basis for my gf and I, and it is not only ridiculously simple, but it is incredibly delicious.
I get 3 onions, and almost an entire garlic, so 5 or so cloves, peel the onions and chop them into 3 large pieces, peel the garlic and just squish them flat on the chopping board. Add a healthy amount of olive oil to a large saucepan and chuck it all in on a low heat, after about 5 minutes chuck in 3 tins of chopped tomatoes and 50-100ml of water. Stir. Then add salt and pepper. Stir. Then put a lid on it and leave it on the minimum heat you can and let it cook for 4-6 hours. At the end chuck in some more salt and pepper, some more olive oil and a big old knob of butter, and blend with a stick blender until smooth. It is the most flavourful delicious sauce I have ever eaten, we have it with gnocchi, various kinds of pasta, I've also made meatball subs with Ikea meatballs cheddar and Aldi subway style rolls. Incredible! Give it a go.The amounts used in what I have written here did a meal on the day, a tub for the fridge and 3 tubs for the freezer.

>>214035415
That's what tomato sauce look like when there's no red food colouring added

>>214035415
When’s-a your Dolmio Day?

>>214035449
you an insurance broker or something

Can we just cut the shit already and ban the ugly trans people from women's bathrooms and allow the normal or attractive ones in? This is a fair middle ground and solves most of the problems for Rorke and Leftypol

>on minoxidil and finasteride for 9 months
>still balding

>>214035464
Brits find this beginner level of cooking an impressive amount of work and something notable enough to blogpost about

>>214035440
Cex won't have it since I pilfered it from a supermarket in Europe, so it doesn't have a British plug (We call them Irish plugs here nonetheless).
Also because of the Switch 2 it'll probably be worthless.
I reckon I might keep it for 20 years and sell it to a collector.

it's Charlie Bingham actually

>>214035499
No, its not an impressive amount of work, I never said that, its simplicity and lack of work is what makes it notable. Any mong can make it and its delicious and cheap, problem?

Looking at some very naughty images

>>214035508
ill buy it for €20

>>214035464
Why not just open a jar of Dolmio mate? Are you thick or something? That’s what real Italians do, you’re stupid cooking with fresh delicious ingredients like that

>>214035457
yes but they are rare (and mentally ill)

>>214035530
the starmtroopers steeling themselves upon reading this post

Rorke and Leftypops sitting in a tree,
Fighting over dumb shite cos they can't stay peaceful together for longer than 5 seconds

>>214035533
Because it doesn't taste anywhere near as good, I've tried many jarred sauces particularly throughout my time at Uni and times living on my own/with my gf and no jar sauce compares to the sauce I make. And its not hard, it just sits on the hob while I read, watch telly etc.

painting the england flag on all the potholes on hte roads. the council will be straight out to fix them

>>214035527
yhe bimbhams

>>214035530
um

>>214035561
that doesn't rhyme :/

going to my grans and I usually walk it but I have a sore knee that I've been resting so I don't know that I should walk it today (7 miles total)

I do want to walk it though and they say that walking helps these things. But I also want to get back to squatting next week and need my knee to heal to do so. It's about what is worth more to me.

>>214035576
nice synthesis, quite daring but it works

>>214035571
>Because it doesn't taste anywhere near as good, I've tried many jarred sauces particularly throughout my time at Uni and times living on my own/with my gf and no jar sauce compares to the sauce I make.
So? It's just food, no point spending hours each week making it

Autumn.

>>214035609
>no point spending hours each week making it
The prep work takes less than 5 minutes. It cooks itself, I just come back when its done.

Doing the UC journal, another 10 jobs today I reckon.

Which will I hear back about, you ask? Why, none of them

>>214035464
>chuck
>chuck
>chuck
Can you chuck wood?

watching an indonesian lass eat KFC like a camel

>>214035609
Very Italian attitude

Not a fan of racial determinism me.
Reckon if I were Italian I wouldn't like pizza just to fuck with what's expected of me.
I'm my own man and I do what I like.

>>214035591
>i want to walk somewhere but might not do it
this story is winning a bafta

>>214035377
Garlic bread isn't even Italian mate

>>214035638
Plenty of people in the country now who can do the job for less pay

>>214035634
>The prep work takes less than 5 minutes
No it doesn't? Not sure why you'd lie like that

>>214035640
How about I chuck your mum in my bed and chuck my nob into her fanny

>>214035609
>It's just food
Ever wonder why you're miserable all the time?

>>214035678
All the more reason to apply

Spainers doing the dollhouse thing

>>214035684
It does, read it again. I cut the onions in big old pieces, each onion (3) is cut twice or threet times each, I just squash the garlic I don't dice or cut it, so taking onions and garlic out of the fridge to putting them in the sauce pan is around 5-7 minutes of work.

>>214034783 (OP)
>>214034870

>>214035715
You've been well and truly mind-raped sunshine x

>>214035096
1243 you mean

>>214035725
>less than 5 minutes
>5-7 minutes
oh deary me

>>214035307
spooky

>>214035616
>we'll send you to war where tje enemy wont have uniforms and drop you until hostile areas
>but dont worry we got your back
>turns out this war wasnt very popular with the voters so we're going to throw you to the wolves

>>214035732
Who are you? One of the "Spainoholics"? Give me a break.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MY5Y9wkB4o&t=11s
Thursday tunage

>>214035725
>taking onions and garlic out of the fridge
screaming

>>214035745
What is hyperbole? The point is it takes such a miniscule amount of time that it is less time than you take wanking every day, so why don't you make a delicious and easy sauce with almost no effort?

>>214035735
You're absolutely BONKERS BRUCE

>>214035764
holy shit she even has the same dent in her forehead like me! we're SOVL mates :3

>>214035764
Thought this was going to be ai and her face was going to melt and the tea cup was going to turn into a rhinoceros

>>214035764
cute!

>>214035773
You don't store onions and garlic in your fridge?

>>214035781
don't bother mate, rorke slurping down his tesco ready meal spag bol is never going to understand

>>214035764
soooo fucking fit

If you're unable to comprehend the value in spending time cooking fresh meals you might just be an NPC.

>>214035096
>>214035735
um :/

>>214035764
she never used to be this sexy did she

spainlard wasting his life on 4chan again

fuck it I'm gonna walk to my gran's

I reserve the right to complain about my knee later if it's sore

>>214035781
>What is hyperbole?
Why use hyperbole? Just be honest

>>214035781
I accept your concession. Get your story straight before posting next time.

>>214035801
Unfunny and no-one cares

someone mentioned me on Twitch, wasn't expecting that

rorkes bird

you're not supposed to post that, darryl
you know you're not supposed to post that

>>214035821
>You don't store onions and garlic in your fridge?
Of course not, I'm not a retard

>>214035862
Cared enough to reply x

>>214035870
can't post that here m8

getting angry at spaino in the big ‘25 :skull:

>>214035821
no

>>214035868
could've been the next Albert Einstein

>>214035822
I am also "rorke" if by "rorke" you mean that I am socially right wing. The ineptitude and laziness that prevent such people from cooking are not poltical issues, but just poor personalities, and poor brains.
>>214035859
I used it to illustrate how insignificant the amount of time it takes really is, because its negligible, I have never timed myself in doing it but it is so quick to do as to be virtually no time at all.

>>214035900
Raped that grumpy git to death

>>214035870
appreciate the effort

>>214035764
the hairline on this ting aaaaayooo BRUH

>>214035913
>I have never timed myself in doing it
So it takes 15 minutes

>>214035934
Next time I do it I'll time myself and record it and post it on here, probably will be next week as I still have 2 tubs left in the freezer.

British Victims for British Rapists

I’d eat her poo.

get them OUT of the hotels and INTO rorke's gaff

Project Have Sex With An Adult Woman has been delayed until 2026 lads

>>214035967
Remember some anon on here saying that rapes and crime wouldnt go down if migrants werent here. That victims would have been raped anyway or crime would still be high like migrants are just more efficient

>>214035764
ol' Rube's toethumbs looking peng as per

>>214036012
Gotta get your november noncing done first

>>214036012
sticking to the kids this year yeah?

>>214036012
it's south asian gf winter 2025 thoughbeit

>>214036012
um

>>214036043
Improper use of a Bradley.

Never understood the whole "dole scum are lazy and get a great life", while they do get a decent amount of benefits for no work but they also are basically locked out of the entire sex/girlfriend market forever

>>214036079
>but they also are basically locked out of the entire sex/girlfriend market forever
Eh? The underclass breed like rabbits

Business idea: stick male and female dole scum in the same room and get them to breed

>>214036105
that's probably just the chavvy women shagging middle class men

>>214036079
no one is arguing that the average dole scrounger has it easy, people are just pissed that they're leeching too much

>>214036105
>The underclass breed like rabbits
But you're the underclass and will die a virgin

>>214036135
>that's probably just the chavvy women shagging middle class men
screaming at the idea of land rovers full of tarqs stalking the council estate for fat pikeys to shag

>>214036079
> locked out of the entire sex/girlfriend market forever
Lmao no they aren't. They have grim lives (council houses, frozen meals, air fryers, Amazon Firesticks) compared to someone who went to university and got a well paying job (London, foggy mornings, nice apartment, £8 coffees, Hinge dates, air conditioned offices). People get upset that they work hard for an even grimmer life than DoleGODs.

>>214036149
I earn £55k and have a fiancée thoughbeit?

yeah your pang pang preorder

Upper Middle Class Shag Squads

>>214036185
Nothing wrong with frozen meals and air fryers mate, same way that Italians cook, they’re just as lazy as us

>>214036250
White people having sex just looks weird to me nos

ummers

>>214036250
corr phwoaqrrrr yehhhh

>>214036135
When does this ever happen

>>214036270
look up hypergamy you idiot

Just seen a willy in a fanny.

>>214036173
Great idea for a porno this

I've had sex

>>214036361
No you haven’t
Be quiet

>>214036361
Yeah with a bloke

I was done so badly here earlier today that this is the first of me coming back

>>214036386
you get done every day fatmong why was today so special?

still not sure who this one lad thinks "fatmong" is supposed to be

>>214036361
what was his name? *walks away smugly*

>>214036342
something always sets off a red flag seeing young religious people. It's a cover for some kind of insanity or past

>>214036418
That's because you're mentally ill yourself

>>214036226
Nuthin Jayden cud do

Need Emma Watson sitting on my face and farting.

>>214036415
one of spaingimp's fabricated dollhouse characters as a result of his 4chan addition

>>214036450
>t. believes a big man in the sky created everything in seven days, cursed the entirety of humanity because two people ate an apple and that it's central figure is spooky ghost that will return at some undetermined future point and wage a 4000 year war.

>>214036415
>>214036504
nice try fatmong aha

>>214036528
Thank you for seething

That's a fantastic and insightful question. Your memory of Charles McLean Andrews is spot-on—he was a towering figure in the field of early American history and a long-time professor at Yale. His work, particularly his four-volume magnum opus "The Colonial Period of American History" (1934–1938), was foundational for the "Imperial School" of American history, which focused on the administrative and political ties between the colonies and Great Britain.

While Andrews's work remains a classic, its focus on the British imperial framework means it's less a deep dive into the specifics of Dutch trading in the 1620s and more of a grand, overarching narrative of the English colonies. A Yale professor teaching a specialized course on this period today would use Andrews's work for its intellectual and historiographical importance—to show how the field has evolved—but would rely on more recent scholarship for a nuanced understanding of the Dutch presence.


silly cunt

>get "done" on /brit/
>close the browser and walk away from the computer for a few hours
>start posting again
>first (you)
>"well well well look who's back"

>>214036528
Better just back to consumerism them

>>214036593
You aren't cut out for this game sunshine

>>214036585
I assume at least 80% of the book is dedicating to BTFO whitey and black excellence yes???

>>214036619
History is written by the winners pigskinned freak

>>214036593
you're a big man but you're in bad shape. with me it's a full time job.

>>214036415
>everyone i don't like is X-mong
It's very /britfeel/ behaviour, must be a recent arrival from there

business idea: oriental fanny

>>214036644
A daring synthesis

Sometimes if I'm proven wrong here I just double down knowing I'm wrong hoping the other person fucks off

>>214036696
No you don't

landlady wants to "pop round and talk about the flat"
dunno what that means but it's over isn't it

/britfeel/ was kino from 2015 to 2017 with characters like Poley, Shippy, Tilde, Edgbaston, Ebin and more.

>>214036696
don't know this feeling as i have never been wrong

>>214036716
go back

>>214036716
they're all figments of your deranged schizo brain. no one here knows who they are

>>214036709
you're getting evicted to make way for biomass

>>214036709
Better get the Action Men and Barbies hidden before she discovers your dark little secret

>>214036716
you ruined this place please fuck off

>>214036709
Wouldn't surprise me if the government will now pay landlords to house migrants for a huge fee seeing as hotels are now outlawed

>>214036771
They do

>>214036716
fuck off back there please shippy's probably still there the stupid fat retard cunt

on the computer just clicking random buttons to see what happens me

might adopt a more Mesolithic lifestyle

>>214036696
Yes fatmong we’ve noticed, it’s very entertaining

might revert to a bicameral mentality

So how does migrants being housed in hotels I never use affect me exactly?

>>214036875
yawn

>>214036875
bore off spaino

was very close replying to bait

>>214036903
Warra argument

>>214036875
Rorke says they’re raping his daughters or something like that (he’s never had children and never will)

>>214036917
Schizo

>>214036771
making something up and getting upset about it, yeah?

>>214036875
your taxes are paying for their stay

>>214036875
thick poor people might need to walk near those hotels m8 come on

>>214036946
No
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/08/20/home-office-appeal-5000-homes-20000-migrants-hotels/
https://www.serco.com/uk/sites/serco-aasc/landlords

Rorke hanging a Sports Direct England flag from the 2014 World Cup out his window to ward off the small boat cronem

remember that anon said he was 31 but could pass for 21

>>214036982
you done him
>>214036946
he done you

>>214036947
And your taxes may for my benefits. But you don't know me and never will. Why do you get angry at things hundreds of miles away?

ktim

raping a migrant
get them raped lads

got a co-worker that unironically reads the tabloids, not even from the estate he just thinks it's normal

feeling a bit surreal atm

>>214037081
Fuck meeee, that's bloomin mental mate!

Rorke going on a walk and getting bummed by a migrant

Spainpaedo killing it with the dogshit zingers this afternoon

>>214037096
haha right?

read the sun at work yesterday lads
looked over from the top of my paper and my scrawny virginous coworker was glancing over and angrily muttering something to himself whilst typing on his phone, laughed and went back to reading

You have to remember that he is still, at the end of the day, just a severely mentally ill human being. He is not some supernatural spamming spirit that feeds on (You)s. There is a genuinely autistic disabled loser cunt retard that spams this thread — and God only knows where else — every day, all day, replying to himself like he’s playing dollhouse on 4chan. Sometimes, I think of a particularly hurtful way to get under his skin, so I post it to watch him squirm. It has obviously been working, as the public display of his mental illness has become more frequent and extreme as time goes on. It amuses me to toy with his mind like the fragile piece of hodgepodge “art” an idiot child might proudly give you, one that you will discard as soon as they forget about it. He is a vessel waiting to be filled with hatred, a masochistic subhuman, even lower than an animal. He is a worthless piece of refuse on a highway, something you can’t help but notice, try to avoid, and curse, while also hoping it is removed immediately. Since the authorities will not deal with him, I must grind him into dust when he least expects it, then move on like a speeding car. Of course, he will pretend to not be bothered by it, then cope with one of his other dissociated characters’ inane spam. To me, it means nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XGeJwsUP9c
Silksong update in less than 30 minutes ok !

>>214037134
Then your mum woke you up for your job centre appointment didn't she

>>214037134
He'd end your worthless life with one punch if you said anything to him directly.

>>214037156
never played the first one
probably never will

dtfic in da house

>>214037134
>read the sun at work
hod carrier or warehouse m8?

White Genocide is real. The same old coalition of capitalists and Marxists.

NATIONAL SOCIALISM NOW

>>214037081
He'd end your worthless life with one punch if you said anything to him directly.

The Boriswave is absolutely insane.
You literally can't go anywhere now without seeing biomass.

Also the fucking state of Whites in this country is shameful. So many fat blobs.

um... rorke... the new?

hellos

This is apparently a reconstruction of what a homo erectus looked like. Indistinguishable from a modern N.

>>214037203
When is he not?

>>214037288
>>214037288
>>214037288

new

>>214037285
looks like an abo

>>214037222
newham rorke packing his bags for the far off land of bromley

that's not the new

not posting in that are we

not posting in that

>>214037222
Deary me

shan't

>>214037338
>>214037338

activate the rorke protocol

I'm making one just wait a little bit

>>214037355
>>214037355
>>214037355
non jf new