Thread 214042149

Dexter edition

is poo seal a dead on arrival gimmick?

thoughts on leicester city wonderkid jeremy monga?

Current gf is very thin
Would never want her to get fat of course but do ponder what a fat gf would be like

A buddy from school just finished his PhD in electrochemistry, with a specialization in sodium batteries. About 10 years ago, he was super optimistic HA Awesome! Once I finish my studies, there’s going to be massive demand for experts in battery technology. The combustion engine ban is coming, and surely German management isn’t foolish enough to not fully commit to e-mobility soon.
Fast forward to today, well well well, things didn’t exactly go as planned. German industry basically pulled a Nokia and suddenly foreign competitors like BYD are dominating the market. Their EVs now cost roughly a third of a comparable brand-new German car, while offering better electronics, software, and overall features. Meanwhile, traditional German battery companies like Varta are teetering on the edge of bankruptcy, and startups like Northvolt and CellForce are down the toilet. Mass layoffs are hitting the German auto industry hard, and many once-promising careers (lol) are now in jeopardy.

My friend is now desperately trying to land an internship at CATL in Thuringia just to get a foot in the door, and he’s seriously contemplating moving to China to continue his work in battery technology. It’s ironic, reallyy we had the talent, the research, and the infrastructure, but a combination of management inertia, slow adaptation, and global competition killed us. Fuck boomers. Lol. Well done, Germany.

um yeah she was definitely jewish

>Britain fights against National Socialist Germany which warned of the dangers jews posed to the White race
>80 years later, Whites are facing extinction

It cannot be overstated just how destructive WW2 was, and how pathetic our ancestors were. Aside from Mosley and the British Free Corps, they are directly responsible for the hell we live in.

right then that's the kraut filtered

>>214042220
this is what they ate after training

>>214042218
need the big brad edit

>>214042198
he got a whiff of approval from a few posts so then decided to start spamming it. because thats what people want when they say they like something? just more of it shoved in their nonstop so it becomes immediately unfunny
no idea why these autistic fucks ruin everything

Anyone got a dad named paul?

>>214042163
see https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_and_the_Cursed_Child

that was a jewess 100%

>I wanna try and get to heaven if possible. I'm hearing I'm not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons.
he's dying lmao

Spartans were blonde, lean Nordics btw. They would look like Swedish athletes if they were alive today.

>>214042245
did they all laugh at you on /pol/ or something?

Thought I a master of war but found in fortunes bite myself a bloodhound to the chase; mark me sirs, how doggedly we dream of our station life, but must heel and reality face

always wonder where the people who look down on those who holiday in Tenerife/ Benidorm and the likes go on holiday

>>214042246
t. managing director of Mercedes UK

>>214042310
anywhere else

So pictures of the poo seal (from a GOOD poster) are banned for "avatar/signature usage") but spamming "cronem" is not?

mans learning Spanish so I can go Mexico and get a Latina wife

Are you, perchance, cognizant of the intriguing sociocultural phenomenon extant within the geopolitical confines of the Federal Republic of Germany, which exhibits nuanced divergences, subtle, yet perceptibly discernible, from the corresponding constructs, if any, that may or may not obtain within the ostensibly analogous societal framework of your own nation-state?

Remember Nonceposting? WHAT WERE THAT ALL ABOUT?

>>214042332
Get one of those Amazonian babes I've been hearing so much about

my rectum is bursting at the seams

>>214042245
christ will you shut the fuck up you tedious mongoloid just non stop with all that shite

>>214042221
and ugly!

>>214042310
Tenerife is decent. Benidorm is shit unless you're with a group. Basically like here but sunny

>>214042221
vaxxed

>>214042346
GARLIC BREAD

>>214042071
Elton John has bowel cancer I see

>>214042340
>>214042216
was just this down the Kneipe

Reminder it's your duty as an Englishman to report unlicensed HMOs and dodgy pajeet landlords

the singular poo seal poster

umm what the flippity sigma x

poo sneal

>>214042310
somewhere not full of chavs and pikeys

>>214042245
>Whites are facing extinction
>Global white population: over 800 million

making ham egg and chips

never seen a nigga more desperate for the gimmick of the year award

post the arse then

once my hair dries I'm going outside to hit the town

>>214042400
SCREAMING

>>214042423
me making a rusters burger

I give off ROCKSTAR vibes

>>214042425
oh shut up you boring bastard, its a funny gimmick that multiple people are making edits of

The HMO hammerer
The unlicensed undertaker
The rental reaper

>>214042352
I don’t think they speak Spanish

>>214042422
non population : 7.2 billion

who are all trying to get into the small sliver of developed societies whites have built

Picked these up at the Tesco today, taste fucking amazing for 40 calories each

>>214042425
>gimmick of the year award
lost all faith in this institution when "drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH" was snubbed

>>214042221
Why are ugly 90s momberg jeans popular with zoomer retards

>>214042478
Give it a generation

I reckon we should present the /brit/ awards in person this year at the Bell Hotel in Epping

>>214042486
The guy who does it is a fucking moron. He includes shite that aren't gimmicks

I rent a property in an unlicensed HMO but it's a block of flats in a converted terrace in a nice part of London and everyone is white and can live just fine without excessive over-regulation and trusts each other so I don't see what the problem is. It's another one of these laws that only exists because poor browns make it so.

>>214042517
pop pop pop pop
cute

thanks phil
thanks for that phil

>>214042483
Defeats the point if you eat the whole bag!!!!

>>214042310
National Trust properties

>>214042310
These people feel the need to make a song and dance about how terrible these places are and the fact they would never visit. Same people who feel the need to let everyone know how much they hate Wetherspoons. It’s a personality trait for them. They probably go to some hellhole Greek island absolutely crammed with tourists they saw their favourite instagrammer at

Great job Jeremy

can someone make an edit of her sucking cock

Britbong / Britbongreturns / MRBTFO / Manlytears - British 37 Year Old NEET Livestreamer/Second Life "Troll" Pedophile, Manchild, Incel, False Flagger, Makes Death Threats, Hides Behind Alt Accounts, Self Confirmed Racist, Doxes Kids, SL Ageplayer, Supports Lolicon/Animal Porn/Futanari, Crypto Scammer

the scrandemic

it pie night

>>214042495
>zoomer

>>214042570
who?

DAMAGED GOODS
SEND THEM BACK

>>214042578
why is literally everything you freaks eat beige

>>214042588
love it

The mask slips

>>214042588
need HP lovecraft here

It's obvious which gimmick will be winning gimmick of the year, you see.

>>214042641
Why don't you post your pure satire as much anymore?

Is something wrong?

>>214042643
Was put off by her uncertainty very unattractive

>>214042400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZEekyI9JV4

>Government issues urgent appeal for 5,000 homes to house 20,000 migrants
what's going on then lads

>>214042661
yeah u nigga

>>214042622
you can blame the chinese for that. big fans of beige food, your chinese.

Dressing up in a nice suit doesn't make you James Bond, but it might make you Roger Moore!

what would you do with the watch?
hard mode: no sexual assault

>>214042643
>recording a hype reel for her nipples
>doesn't show them once
snake

dtfic

>>214042643
Where can I see the nipples?

>>214042706
Give it back to Bernard, not my fucking watch is it

>>214042675
bring it on
let there be protests in every town, in every street
the st george's cross will hang from every lamppost

>>214042706
>hard mode: no sexual assault
not interested then

>>214042698
BOOOOOOOOO (pelts you with tomatoes)

>>214042622
where do you think you're posting from?

>>214042641
People like John are going to really regret their actions and what they have said about them in around ten years

>>214042706
wont the postie time-execute you if you do immoral deeds with it

:/

the french are frogs and they eat their own legs

>>214042767
the land down under
where women glow and men plunder

>>214042707
>>214042726

>>214042761
a woman's knockers....on a blue board. well I never.

James Bond dies at the end of No Time to Die

*puts foot down*

This has gone far enough

>>214042798
Whomst’ve??

When Canslad was a young lad, I wanted to mate with deedee

>>214042811
Jenny Sparkle

>>214042641
>>214042773
Why don't you fuck off back to /pol/ with your little faggot graphs? Do you get bullied there or something?

>>214042798
phowaring and coooooring

>>214042761
love boobies but she's gonna damage her cooper's ligaments flopping them about like that
future her will NOT appreciate that

>>214042798
phowaring and coooooring

>>214042829
t. John

>>214042706
Robbery,
I'd start making a bit of extra cash here and there.
Only untraceable stuff though. Nothing I'd have to sell on and potentially get caught

>>214042798
could cut diamonds with those

>>214042706
Great question, lad.
For Canslad? I'd stop time at 309 posts, make the /new/, then restart it and ready to post it

>>214042761
>>214042798

>>214042836
bet this cooper fella was a massive perv

What if god was one of us? (an incel)

coopers niggerments

I'm on the nofap.

>>214042829
He gets more attention here

He thinks he's on some kind of crusade and has to spam here to educate us or something

If he doesn't then the intrusive thoughts probably tell him to hurt himself

>>214042811
missmeringues

not telling

need help fellas
>go to get new phone contract at tesco
>denied because my credit score is blocked or something
i don’t even have a credit card. i only spend £25 total monthly on game subscriptions. asked dad and he said could be because i moved into my new house less than three months ago or the old people had a bad credit score but doubtful because they were a average family with young kids. what could this be?

yer mither

>>214042940
Crikey mate, put them away. This isn't the place!

I didnt get to see the nipples

>>214042926
>i don’t even have a credit card
well that doesn't help
won't have much of credit score if you never purchase things on credit

>>214042926
Use a fucking debit card you utter twat

>>214042969
Well I have a nectar card. Doesn't that boost it?

>>214042969
how am i supposed to get a new phone then if i don’t have one
i don’t want one
>>214042985
that’s the card i used wtf. i only have a debit card.

moo deng and poo seal linked up

>>214042966
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1755796113736100.webm

>>214042622
More colour in that food than several Norwegian post-marriage lunches, combined

I wouldn't be anti immigration if it led to me getting a girlfriend

What's the point of me supporting people coming here when I get nothing out of it?

That includes polish women for example who aren't interested in us as well.

>>214042985
phone contracts are a credit account
you pay in arrears for the calls/texts/data etc. you used the prior month

>>214043036
Only hot bitches starved for bwc allowed is a perfectly fine policy

>>214043000
ignore that nonce he clearly can't fucking read
get a starter credit card that's for building credit, until you have an established credit report you won't get a contract.
Helps being on the electoral roll at your new gaff too

>>214043000
you're dad is also probably right, change of address, change of outgoings etc. can have an affecton your credit rating
might just have to wait for a month or two
get on the electoral register at your new address asap

>>214043060
Whats your top 5 for that then

how did he buy a house if he didn't have any credit or prior phone contract wtf

>>214043065
>>214043076
i got my electoral register a few days ago and showed it to the woman and she was like wtf how weird it says you’re blocked
maybe it just needs a bit more time
well pissed off

>>214043013
oh yeah, they are pretty good

my college said theyd contact me about failing but they locked my email account???

>>214043103
yeah it will take a while for the credit rating agencies tot update your score

>>214043000
>>214043043
the fuck?
Here a bill pay is you fucking pay X euro for calls and texts per month

The fucking kind of archaic system you use

>>214043103
sir starmer resided your voting rights for posting on illegal websites

not sure what to have for tea tonight
need something gentle on the gut seeing as i can't shit straight

>>214043128
ok ill just have to wait then
thanks /brit/

emma yank....

>>214042926
why don't you just buy a phone outright instead of letting yourself be raped by a payment plan

I just wanted to say, I really appreciate the posts from the gents who are posting women - and in particular - the nudey women.
Great show.

>>214043150
are you disabled?

>>214042926
have you installed linux?

>>214043150
stick to drinking the cans

>>214043150
yeah and what if you make a call that's outside of your contact, like it's a foreign call or a premium number
or you use more data than your contract allows

>>214043168
i could do that but everyone in my family does a payment plan and im a sheep
can you get a sim without a payment plan? maybe ill have to buy one outright and get a sim sick of this

DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN PLAY ROBLOX!
IT IS A NEST OF CHILD GROOMING!

>>214043217
install linux first lad

>>214043198
>>214043185
What the fuck kind of system do you retards use that fucking doesn't have unlimited calls/texts and thinks you can't pay an extra fucking 5 euro a month if you call uncle pablo in Brazil

This song is called Stella was a diver and she was always down

*surreptitiously creates a roblox account*

>>214043253
UMMY WUMMY

>>214043217
https://www.o2.co.uk/shop/sim-cards/pay-as-you-go

FIVE FUCKING SECONDS ON THE INTERNET AND I FIND THIS YOU FUCKING UTTER BOKKLE DRINKER

>>214043248
Really need to stick to what you know mate
(fuck all)

>>214043253
um

>>214043248
>>214043276
why are you so angry about this

>>214043298
Honestly, spaino (not to be confused with Spaino), I'm not angry. I'm just Irish.

>>214043248
i'm not being funny are you actually retarded
if you spend an extra £5 calling brazil then the phone company is paying for that up front and trusting you will be able to pay the balance when your bill comes through
ergo it's a credit account

>>214043317
Le epic funny irishman XDDDDD

>>214042706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM

Irishman sitting on the floor
he falls off

>>214043299
such is life in the yookay

>>214043317
are you having a stroke or something?

Dollymong

>>214043276
it's his gimmick you idiot mick he does a technical help with a simple issue gimmick every day. yesterday he couldn't pay with his phone. before that it was installing linux.

Going to auctions doesn't make you a deviant but it might make you buy curious!

Brown man just cycled past my window saying "ackha bimackha"

>>214043319
>>214043319
or you've signed up for a 12 month contract and six months in you're bankrupt who is going to pay the balance on the contract?

>>214043319
And if they think you can't afford the extra fucking 5 euro a month or whatever it is when you fuck up and call the ladyboyfriend in thailand, then it's a retarded system, lad

We have fucking dole lifers on here who gets a 2000 iphone on contract at 60 a month who never worked a day in their life

>>214043348
Into a big bag of cans?

>>214043342
I'm sorry you're upset that I swear a fucking lot, lad

>>214043372
curious as to who asked

>>214043372
*face doesn't move, not even a hint of a smirk is made*

>>214043390
I'll ask and find out

non-whites (irish) must be banned from this thread asap

Absolutely crumblign over the idea of someone asking technical questions here every day like they're trapped in a loop of technical issues

>>214043369
that’s not me im genuinely asking about the phone
was worried my card got blocked for old porn memberships

>>214043383
>We have fucking dole lifers on here who gets a 2000 iphone on contract at 60 a month who never worked a day in their life
not without going through a credit check first retardolad
it's a not a difficult credit check to pass hence why almost everyone has a phone on contract but it's still credit that requires a credit check
like financial institutions are required by law to do these checks to ensure they're not handing out finance to people they can't afford and it is 100% no different in ireland

the semi-rare canslad melty

what slop should l order on justeat?

>>214043424
rorke, as he was

>>214043418
*serves you with apples*
wa lah

>>214043383
you need to chill out

By posting here Canslad is unironically saying that he wants Ireland to be subjugated by the British again like old times

Why do some sexless men on here act as their lives arent a mess and think they are better than other incels.

Were in the same bucket, you're just not even trying to climb out

>>214043420
yes ok lad how's that house you bought that's too noisy cos it's on a main road but you didn't realise it was noisy when you looked around it

>>214043468
live in a bin me
what i'd give for a bucket

how does this cunt genuinely know nothing about the world

>>214043468
We're all homeward bound at the end of the day

It’s actually easy as fuck to get laid

>>214043444
get yourself down to the supermarket, get proper ingredients and make something made now NOWWŴW
MOVE LIKE ITS WORLD WAR THREE

>>214043418
I wonder what tomorrow will bring

>>214043400
Think stephen fry of all people made that joke, so of course it is high brow.

ENTER

>>214043486
>snail cam
rorke's livestream

i think most of you need to spend far less time here (and on the internet in general)

/brit/ TTRPG

>>214043519
Begin with your family.

>>214043528
this one has good sex tapes

>>214043528
>Not Chinese
Not interested

>>214043488
hes dumb unlike me im one of the good ones

yesirree massa

>>214043433
They actually don't do it here for phones which is funny
they base it how often you top up if you're on pay as you go or if you're going bill pay, if you pay it
It's a check on how your credit is with them, not shit like banks

>>214043438
I'm just excited, lad

>>214043452
Ice to see you too, lad

>>214043453
You do realize I'm considered a west brit, right lad?

>>214043501
im sure it is but if you have no game like myself getting past the just talk to her step is the dead end for me

Here we go 3 2 1

>>214043528
>tattoos
0/10

Going to make a music box by the end of the year

The sea

>>214043554
you have double digit iq lol

anyone know about catching mespirit in pokemon platinum
can't do it x

>>214043444
get a clue

Honestly see no reason why women like Zoe Gardiner shouldn't be thrown into Mogadishu

>>214043519
i have been incapacitated for a bit m8 i have nothing else to do

Lads, it's been over a week since I've gotten to stare at the Latvian's chebs

It may have had more of an effect on me than I thought

>>214043573
What'll it play?

>>214043574
The eyesight

>>214043588
the pokemon GO poster should be here later but i don't know if he's played platinum

rorke being airdropped into kinshasha

>>214043602
fuck up man

The incels were right
They were right about everything

>>214043528
name?

>>214043606
Something by Johann Strauss II.

>>214043574
Truly, you suffer

entering britains got talent where your talen is singing the n word over and over again to the tune of requiem for a dream

>>214043649
i'm ken m8

>>214043676
alright ken xx

>>214043574
HELLAS
E
L
L
A
S

>>214043657
Classic

>>214043678
ktim on the 'el'ooru

>>214043678
kek

might have an affair

>>214043681
Athens, here I come!

donold trump

>>214043657
Good guitar solo that one
George's best I think

might move to china town jack

>>214043574
>>214043681
impossible to suffer in greece

very jealous of the greek lad's surroundings

>>214043678
i think i'm actually more addicted to finding porn than i am to wanking to it

>>214043719
Bet it'll be a sordid one

>>214043746
what kinda porn?

Might start the cans in a bit, lads
Anyone else?

>>214043768
certainly not straight

>>214043768
for legal reasons i cannot disclose that information

>>214043774
grim alkie

>>214043768
bnwo

>>214043768
hentai

Just did a wake & wank to my imagination following 9.5 hours of restful slumber. Made me feel grand instead of slimy and gross

had a dream the other night where i was having sex with a fat black woman but my white boy magic was not pleasing her
whats it all mean

been staying sober all week, mad how i get noticeably cleverer as the days go past. then i undo it all over the weekend and start again. at my cleverest on a friday morning at present.

>>214043828
>>214043831
its all happening

Tonight's the night.

>>214043818
Kill yourself

skipped brekkie for a lovely brunch of poached eggs on toast topped with salt, pepper, and tomato micro greens and a sparkling green tea+ apple energy drink

shagging bmo from adventure time

Building a wicker man in my back garden to lure strangers in

>>214043844
that would reduce the white population so it seems you are anti white

>>214043768
A man and a woman having consensual sex in the missionary position

>>214043849
blgo on

last

>Growing numbers of people are suffering from “AI psychosis”, where they believe that chatbots have become sentient or have imbued them with superhuman powers, Microsoft’s head of artificial intelligence has warned
PLEEEEEASE understand AI is definitely real and our wild company valuations built on the promise of AI aren't all complete shite says Microsoft executive

going to barbeque some fish for din dins

drinking an ice cold can of full fat boba bola with bro written on the side

had 3 lentils for breakfast

>>214043895
reddit ah

Off to The Fat Bastard for dinner

>>214043898
alri literal trillionaire

me? dead excited for swimming tonight

>>214043877
Oregon mogs that shithole

poo for tea x

>>214043898
fuck off quadrillionaire

raping my own arse for dinner

And the new?

>>214043898
letil man loves his lentils

>>214043943
been cancelled

>>214043936
needs must

rorke having four beans for his dinner

>>214043945
>>214043945
>>214043945

>>214043943
Not being made. We've all had enough of this now

>>214043821
ktim
most degen wank was when I was just wanking to a vid of a white guy getting beaten up by a black guy

>>214043978
...bruh

>>214043868
>Polcel obsessed with cuck porn

Many such cases

>>214043921
shut up

>>214043768
you don't want to know
dark shit mate, dark shit