Thread 214043945

IT'S TIME FOR THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish

simply adore one pan cooking
quite lazy when it comes to washing up you see

THEY'RE CANCELLING /BRIT/

wanna put some tunes on the hifi but not sure what to listen to

The Holocaust.

fairly sure canslad is disabled

>>214043996
*crowd boos*

Cooing is for geniuses.

most degen wank I had was when I was just wanking to a vid of a white guy getting beaten up by a black guy

dogberg licking my hands while i try to type on brit

Starmer is rapidly losing control of this country, he should call an election

>>214044000
but his gimmick is so smart and sophisticated

>>214044017
did you enjoy the wank

>>214044030
that would give him less control

>>214043996
dint 'appen

>>214044028
never understood the meme that cooking is bent

>>214044028
go have another pot noodle rorke

I honestly have nothing going on in my life, I don't do anything or go anywhere. I only drink and play video games and /brit/ post. i may as well be dead

right well i suppose i'd better chop an onion then

p sc at this thumbnail

>>214044017
never reached that depth personally

>>214044052
exactly

>>214044019
post berg

>>214044017
You should tell your dad about it

my cousin called me "bare mid"
don't know what that means

>>214044048
The image is 97 kilobytes now

finna eat some heinz baked beans

>>214044021
ktim

>>214044094
very average

risotto burritos on the cards

>>214044094
was this when you had your top off?

RAPE
RORKE

>>214044066
hate this fuckin freak

>>214044113
thought this was a lesbianic pornographical image

poo rorke

nephew called me unc
it's over

>>214044113
hate those fuckers

>>214043945386
stop posting this pure heart on this cursed board

wings for supper lads

>>214044139
it’s a comic by a tranny getting sexually aroused at someone thinking they’re a woman

>>214044156
elton

>>214044109
If Greece is so good why dont you go back faggot

>>214044156
RIP

>>214043983
>quite lazy when it comes to washing up you see
ktim someone should invent a dish washer that cleans that sort of thing

stuff rorke in the dishwasher

>>214044156
get a bit too excited did ya

>>214043991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awPo_VZabRc&list=RDawPo_VZabRc&start_radio=1

>>214044187
i get it

is the creature canslad posts a trannard or just a feminine lad?

>>214044165
i wasted 151m sperms on your mum's face

theyre not cooked properly
christ almighty, how do you lot survive

>>214044182
me on Christmas day rocking the fit that me mam bought me

>>214044182
What a good looking ape. Very nice.

>>214044187
It's easy when you know to beeline for the staircase and kill the 2 dogs

Wales. Now that's a place to visit

>>214044182
mental he looks cute right now but when he grows up will be a big angry wild ape 3x stronger than any man that could tear your face and arms off for no reason

>>214044081
hes taken himself off to sleep at my feet now

>>214044243
>the fit
grow up

>>214044225
screebing

>>214044254
what a terrible photo

Talking to a proper cutie but she wears short skirts and fishnets in public. Dunno how I feel about that tbqh

Enjoying the montenegro poster

rorke getting sex once and referring to himself as a 'smooth piper'

went outside to take a picture lads x

>>214044243
scream

thought it was friday but its thursday

Call me when this flag starts going up.

>>214044258
never seen a more mutted dog
globohomo dog

>>214044263
close the tab unc

>>214044275
thats spaki m8

i think youtube has more adverts than tv

got the heating on

>>214044155
er

>>214044304
so is the guy your replying too

>>214044254
Whereabouts? I spent every school holiday in the Brecon Beacons growing up, got family up there. Going up Pen y Fan is a treat

>>214044273
what's wrong with that

Basically the challenge of the next 5 years is to start the reclamation of our homeland before the British deep state can start a war.

>>214044292
dont care virgin

>>214044305
>i think youtube has more adverts than tv

Rorke shaking in anger at the cutest dog he's ever seen because it isnt a result of inbreeding

Jeets shit on beaches, shit on roads, litter everywhere and regularly get hit by trains.

Yet that is less embarrassing than admitting to watching cuckold and racial humiliation pornography or letting your women date outsiders and doing nothing about it.

>>214044339
he's so cute

>>214044343
This is me, except without the sweets

>>214044291
>Call me when this flag starts going up.
will be the first time your android has rung since your mum phoned 2 weeks ago to tell you your bedsheets are needing washed

What's this then?

>>214044258
>>214044339
cute dogowitz

room stinks of cock pong

Rorke on the streets
Jeet in the sheets

>>214044324
Snowdonia

>>214044354
i’ll never admit to it then. that’s that sorted

>>214044327
Nothing really, it just feels sexually suggestive - like chokers and that. Reality is it's no more sexual than all the slags wearing skin tight gym wear. Thing is if I took her to meet my mum I'd not want her to wear them

No sugar darling, I'm sweet enough

>>214044339
my dog could beat up your dog

It's never too late.

>>214044366
raped him

was a bit forced if I'm honest

oh goodie another xitter screenshot no one will open and read

>>214044444
Yeah? Well poo wong sex arse

just been released from prison

Women should be forced to wear niqabs
Women should never be allowed to leave the home unaccompanied
Women should never in any circumstance have access to the internet
Women should always do every single household chore
Women should never be heard of speak to eachother in any circumstance

>>214044366
Roaring

Dollymong

>>214044367
I think it’s the Home Office preparing for the possibility of a mass casualty event, Rorke. Would you prefer they be unprepared for it?

>>214044410
classic

>>214044366
p s

>>214044403
fair enough now im horny thinking about this woman though

>>214044462
I have got the perfect place for you

No salt bossman, I'm salty enough that you and yours are running my local chippy, ta x

Not been as many cuck posts recently... Did I miss something?

Activeee

The roaring '20s.

it battered sausage night

>>214044415
probably
hes always been a small lad
my gfs dad has an italian cane corso that weighs more than her

Poor Roaring 20s

>le racism bad

Tell me how it's going for you. Can you really afford to point fingers?

>>214044503
Is he basically admitting to being a drug dealer?

hurt me pinky

>>214044518
Get the probation started
Pubs out, bokkles out, cans in

>>214044528
cute:3

>>214044528
no youre meant to get mad and then we argue and i call you a homo

none of the right wing parties in the uk have good aesthetics

>>214044501
The point is to bring it here

might get a jack russell

the taliban were America’s allies then now their enemies
aq were Americas enemies then now their allies

>>214044556
The Nazis were so powerful because of their snazzy uniforms

>>214044556
*blocks your path*

I don't think Bradley laughs as much as he's depicted as doing in these threads. I think he can be quite a serious man really

Sir Jack Russell

The Folk Leader

I might vote for Labour at the next election because I want more of whatever the fuck they're doing

>>214044556
there are no major right wing parties in the uk

>>214044607
what's your twitter handle bro

>>214044607
Why not just serve no meat

All meat is murder, whether you like it or not

Potatoes are still cheap as hell. Milk is still cheap as hell. I think neitscher spoke about the return to tradition

>>214044457
Welcome to the real world

>>214044607
love this guy

>>214044623
What’s yours?

>>214044620
im talking homeland and reform and stuff, no aura or vibes at all

Thoughts on Patriotic Alternative lads?

>>214044636
no it isn't
murder is a legal classification of "killing"

>>214044636
murder a fanny you stupendous virgin

>>214044649
I don't use twitter

>>214044623
@1_4M_G4Y

>>214044645
he preferred italian food

>the small cans are only £11 in Tesco in the UK
Lads, how do I get a house there?

>>214044607
>doesn't mention kosher
>only agrees when pressed
ah yes, more controlled opposition

lucy connolly let out
next is lucy letby

>>214044645
based and irish pilled

Hit me up on the gram

>>214044674
That's Reformmong blasted out of the window

Netflix and smash

>>214044668
Did you used to?

rorke calling himself the nut buster

It's time to free our leader

>>214044685
some twitter rando replying to him out of thousands is hardly pressing him lad

Saw some karate kid clips recently. That film was very racist

>>214044701
yeah like ten years ago

instsgram reels is too funny man i cant put this thing down

>>214044713
Wee Rorke x

>>214044656
What's the alternative?

id rather shag the 5/10 girl at work than the 8/10 girl at work cause the 5/10 girl never stops smiling and is genuinely funny
why is it that being funny can genuinely make a girl more attractive even if you objectively know they arent
and yes i have no chance with either because im a 2/10

>OK BUT WHAT ABOUT THE JOOOS
grow up

>>214044713
iconic fella

>>214044664
Yes, taking life against their consent. Did they want to die?
>>214044665
Vegans have better sex since they don't have all that fat clogging up their arteries

We never put a healthy dog down

>>214044751
you cannot "murder" an animal

>>214044741
mid girls more attractive cause they have more unique faces

>>214044725
Ah ok, why did you get rid of it?

the missus said i must have some jewish in me. must be the big hooked nose

>>214044776
why did the fireplace light up like that
satanberg making his presence known

>>214044741
a good personality is attractive

>>214044776
they installed pyrotechnics into the fireplace to light up whenever he blasts a nigga. cool

killing a chicken? evil bastard!!!!
killing a human in the womb? erm well it’s complicated

I need to shit
I need to cum
I am nothing more than a beast

collected 15 worms from the garden tonight master will be pleased

>>214044803
a pyrotechnics engineer pressed a button to make it happen, it's part of making America great again

>>214044774
So when someone kicks a kitten to death that's not an immoral act?

That's not taking a life against their will?

>>214044812
Humans are evil.

>>214044751
Can't get enough energy from lentils

>>214044789
got boring and full of terminally online politics mongs like yourself

>>214044816
silence, worm slave. back in your cage!

>>214044825
it’s animal cruelty which is also immoral

>>214044816
*puts the worms in your willy*

wonder why muslims have halal and jews have kosher but christians never had many dietary laws. even when the church was at the height of its power over society it didn't try to control what food people eat

>>214044795
gravitymongs will deny this image exists or they'll say it's AI-generated

>>214044829
Do you even know what "energy" is retard?

>>214044825
it's an immoral killing, but that doesn't make it murder
manslaughter is also immoral killing that is not murder

>>214044834
What did you post about on there?

The cans?

>>214044812
nothing wrong with abortion

Have managed to find out that two chubsters at work are on ozempic
Know one of them got catfished by an incel with a giga chad tier male stripper profile pic
Might have to put in some investment and see if it pays off, might be my only chance to have a non-fat gf because I am ugly and unlikeable

bins go out tonight

>>214044869
The bonuses

>>214044856
In the catholic church eating meat on Fridays was verboten

>>214044860
Yeah I do actually

>>214044856
catholics can’t eat meat on fridays during lent (tho fish is allowed)

>>214044713
1st Militia Division "John Honey"

>>214044866
don't remember it was a decade ago
are you going to tell me your handle or what

>>214044258
lad's got a nose like an elephant seal

cute animals!!!

man just ran past my window breathing "HUH, HUH, HUH"

>>214044856
eastern orthodoxy properly practiced is vegan for half the year + often no wine or oil

Lads, here's an idea
Get the fucking cans in. They're lovely.

christians are all weird freaks

The psycho women are the ones getting abortions, and the ones who were raped.

>>214044876
>Know one of them got catfished by an incel with a giga chad tier male stripper profile pic
did he fuck her

The cans and the bottles
A daring synthesis

>>214044903
Oh I’m not the one you replied to, I’ve never had a Twitter. Don’t do social media personally.

why do MENA christianity always go to latin america
why don't they come to europe instead of us taking muslims

>>214044751
most vegans are skinny, malnourished runts people with a sickly green tinge to their skin

2nd English Militia Division "Bradley Walsh"

>>214044949
okay

>>214044905
even miniature horses?

gran torino is a fucking daft movie

Black man catfish account goon sesh pending
Not done it in a while so hoping some new accounts on Tinder/Hinge maybe girls I went to school with

why do i have to be a grim freak with a foot fetish

>>214044958
Has science gone too far:

Is this image real or fake?

start doing this

>>214044969
more plastic than woman

>>214044924
unlike us 4chan posters
we’re the cool dudes of society

why do working class vermin always have to get some variation of a “bully” or a “staffie”. fucking freaks. does it make them feel like gangbangers?

>>214044847
So why is eating them any different? Especially after they've been put in a gas chamber (pigs), had their throat slit to moon speak (pakis) or just hung upside down and killed Infront of their own kind.

>>214044864
You have to explain why without just substituting another word in. I'm not Jordan petersoning, but your saying murder then killing as if theres a major difference when you know there isn't.

Might go watch the f1 film tomorrow

>>214044977
Heatherpaedo!!

start bursting deliveroo tyres

I should stop feeling sorry for myself

>and yes i have no chance with either because im a 2/10
Put a sock in it bruce we know youre chad

>>214045000
facts tho

>>214044812
I'm not pro abortion. Im anti womens rights.

I just don't think animals should suffer either.

>>214045005
They dont have kinoplexes in Montenegro
You've been exposed

rorke bubbling with rage on his incel walk because he saw a dog he didn't like

>>214045003
>your saying murder then killing as if theres a major difference
basically every human society ever agrees with me

>>214044958
behold: the chog

>>214045005
Wonder if my index will get me a discount on even if I dropped out

>>214044976
what is all this "bro" shit anyway?

think everyone innately knows killing animals is evil any justification is copium

Hi everyone it's the BBC here, we'd like to make Poo Seal into an animated series and was wondering if we could speak with the chief of your tribe?

>>214045034
We have cineplXXX

>>214045058
@mousey

>>214045058
Mhmfgpghhhh...ughhhrRHGHGH....POOOOOOOOOOO

>>214045089
ktim

>>214044976
That was where I found out there are dumb asians too.

>>214044954
Yet they don't have a black heart and eat animals like some ghastly minded thirdie who possess no empathy
>>214045036
Yeah Buddhists aren't real. A lot of Hindus are vegetarian.

>>214044976
filtered

>>214045055
kek i wrote this i remember that day
don’t know why you’ve screenshotted it tho

chog sex arse

picked some blackberries yesterday and had them with my greek yogurt

I'm throwing out the goon sock. It's time to turn the page on this chapter of my life

uses to be quite articulate, now I can barely string a sentence together without mumbling and tripping up my words

>>214045116
i only just looked it up and screenshotted it now because i was reminded of it

vegans shouldn't eat plants either because they feel pain

organic peruvian one hundred percent arabica sex arse

>>214045138
ktim

>>214045123
>blackberries
FOY

Ricky Gervais is vegan now

>>214045109
the animals are raised and bred for domestication. do you think cows, pigs chicken and sheep as we have them exist out in the wild lmao. they exist for the sole reason of becoming food. what matters is they are treated fair and decent conditions before they’re killed

have you ever seen a cow? they’re big lumbering retards that wouldn’t exist in the wild

>>214045138
Sorry I didn't catch that

>>214045150
word on the grapevine is that that's prue leith's go-to

>>214045138
you gotta talk more
talk with mormons that's good practice

>>214044113
i don't get it, can anyone explain it pls?

An hour and a half remains before I must return to my toil
Arbeit macht frei cool etc

>>214045138
ktim since i started vaping weed every night

>>214045189
Aye because there's loads of mormons where I live

>>214045173
nowt wrong with veganism if you arent a fucking lunatic about it
i will never give up red meat though

>>214045153
what do we call it then

>>214045138
Ktim, it's the technology

Gay Porn Society

>>214045188
Cor she could get it

Anyone remember Mihai?

Everything wrong with anything is due to mobile phones.

gf came over and we had sex and she told me she loved me for the first time
She had to leave to visit her sister in the mental hospital

>>214045229
Just talk to yourself or read books/stuff out loud

I read most /brit/ posts out loud so I understand them better

>>214045249
Just who was he ?
Mihai was before my time

brekky

>>214045249
nobody gets my american dad references now i miss him

I am a homosexual and I say this loud and proud!

>>214045261
What's the sister like?

>>214045290
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>>214045263
>mad how moo deng poo peng yhe binble rorke bradley walsh gay porn

early desperate for attention JF edition

>>214045261
alright don't show off m8

NEW

>>214045321
>>214045321
>>214045321

goshpedo in the house

I believe both of those threads are early, Janitor, deal with them please.

>>214045193
In the hit game Morrowind there is this annoying numerous enemy that constantly swarms you. Also newer Morrowind players usually miss every hit due to not knowing that the lower your stamina the lower your chances of hitting anything.

>>214045181
Pigs do pretty well, many have become feral. I don't think sheep would have much issue either, since we don't have predators.

>what matters is they are treated fair and decent conditions before they’re killed

Pigs are kept in a tiny cell.
Chickens are packed up in their thousands in tiny indoor boxes then killed after growing unnaturally.

There's nothing fair or decent about any of this. At least when some Amazonian with a gourd on his cock goes out and shoots one in the wild with his blowdart it's managed to have a life outside an unnatural, evil, cage.

>>214044976
But Unforgiven is kino

>>214045366
Danke

>>214045290
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