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Anonymous
8/21/2025, 10:17:13 PM
No.214048897
Recent weeks on /brit/ have revealed several interesting facts about the entity known as Heathermong:
>old as fuck (53 years old)
>dyes its hair with Just for Men (poorfag with low self esteem that is too autistic to go see a barber)
>dislikes when you ask innocent questions about mundane details of its life outside of 4chan (it doesn't have one, not even day-to-day regular human stuff)
>is happy to collect a paltry sum of Β£1200 from the government and pretend it is draining their coffers as an act of resistance
>has many diagnosed, severe, and untreated mental illnesses (bipolar, OCD, anxiety, depression, autism, and so on)
>/brit/ is its entire world and it is extremely desperate to fit in here
>must control all discussion on /brit/ due to severe OCD and autism
>samefags with impunity every day all day on multiple devices/IPs in order to accomplish its mission of controlling /brit/ (life itself)
>believes spamming autistic special interests is part of a moral crusade to save the white race from mass migration, the Irish, Jews, etc. (a ritual it used to perform on /pol/ until moving to /int/ for more attention)
>suffered all kinds of grotesque and traumatic bodily abnormalities like tonsil stones, earwax, blocked arteries, cleft pallets, and sudden hair loss
>claims to have had lots of sex with many women decades ago until something "drastically changed in the dating scene" (all its hair fell out at once in clumps, precipitating a mental breakdown) so it was forced to turn to this life of vigilante autistic ritual posting
>shitposted for so long and is so impressionable due to low IQ that Ziedbelg's cuck posting brainwashed it into compulsively posting intrusive thoughts about black men raping children
>justifies it all by pretending this is purely satirical political commentary that no one can understand because we are too autistic