Thread 214054264

woman edition

Sometimes forget the C in DTFIC stands for chink

How do I cure my autism

i just had JAPAN as a captcha

>>214054264 (OP)
You stick your willy in and poo comes out

It’s still very much summer where I’m at but I can feel it, not a change in the air, but a change in the vibe. Spooky season is nigh, Halloween will soon be here.

>>214054280
Move to a remote island and cut yourself off from people completely, autism is a spectrum, if you have no other people around you to be compared to your autism simply doesn't exist.

>>214054281
no proof

Can hear a faint slapping sound…
Kill me now

>>214054287
World’s worst soap dispenser.

>>214054293
Unless we're getting some of your candy then we don't care.

>>214054309
Mum and dad going at it?

>>214054283
What’s up Jeff I’m gonna be in St Augustine tomorrow

would it actually be gay if you had sex with him/her? like seriously? literally the most passing tranny I have ever seen and it's not even close, especially compared to that troon hunter schefer

>>214054293
autumn looms...

>>214054309
Slapping sound like "plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap"?

>>214054309
Imagine your mum's face as she's getting it raw

>>214054324
Don’t have a dad

Any of you lads think you'll never be a functionibg adult or is it just something that I think

>>214054293
cant fucking wait

silver pinap berry excellent throw great ball on hitmontop and it breaking out is insane (got it the throw after with another excellent for 1K xp)
going to give up on catching this Pokemon now
not economically viable

>>214054345
Jesus?

>>214054345
Mum and her next client going at it?

It's basically Christmas already ffs, will be Valentines day before you know it and then you'll blink and find yourself slap bang in the middle of May '26 wondering how you can still make it "your year"

>>214054345
A ghost?

>>214054354
yeah i'll be mentally 14 forever

>>214054354
What do you mean? Social interaction or independence from your family and finding a job?
It's so easy to be a normie, just repeat things you heard other people say, don't ever say anything original or that shows your personality, acting like an NPC is the easiest thing ever.

>>214054377
Summer 2026 is practically here omg

>>214054384
grim. do better

>>214054377
dust in the wind....

Grow up honestly

>>214054377
Kekkorz
Need all of these images on my desktop NOW

gonna be ripped for summer 2026 i'll be twice as activeee. Already got my Alaska cruise booked looking forward to that

>>214054400
no chance

125 sleeps til Christmas!!

>>214054325
That pic is a deep cut. I remember jacking off to it years ago

>>214054422
clearly your parents failed
do you want me to give you a medal for your post here? grim

Right the Anno 1800 is downloaded. Strategy game of the autumn season is here. Get it played, get it understood, get it obsessed over or binned

this will be me in 2026
the future looks bright

>>214054354
Yes. I don't want to be. My room is comfy

Who does /brit/ support?
Gavin Newsom or JD “I named my son Vivek” Vance

>>214054438
You mean you'll be the virge taking the photo?

both my spinda in Pokemon Go are the same pattern-type, so I need to trade one of them off for a spinda or something else

>>214054450
who? who?

>>214054435
yeah >:)

spinda 360 degrees and pokemon GO away

>>214054450
JD

>>214054459
>Pokemon Go
Erm is it 2017 again? LOL!

>>214054450
>Imported biomass slave labor TODAY!
>Imported biomass slave labor TOMMORROW!
>Imported biomass slave labor FOREVER!
dixie lives on

French doors

Can't believe I just went and washed everything. Had mold growing on them and everything. But now it's all gone

need my dick sucked whilst watching anime horse girls run

https://youtu.be/6fjgkmCnKUc
man arrested during karaoke stream... not surprised with that singing haha

>>214054498
scrmaing

Annoying fly going around my room going "EEEEEEE EEEEEEE"

178/197 [90%] on world capitals quiz

how the fuck am I supposed to memorise those caribbean and pacific islands
they shouldn't even be countries
I said this to a Trinidad once that her country didn't exist and she agreed with me.
Which just goes to show you.

Mind you I got Trinidad right but still.

>>214054450
It's that simple

>>214054443
You’re rich you don’t ever have to be

>>214054524
how was the gin tonight jeffo

>>214054450
i like joanna newsom so its big gav for me

>>214054458
Nah that will be standing with my cars. Your fit mum bouncing on my nob every night to.
BOSH

actually ive caught 4 spinda and they have all been the same pattern. pretty mental
never going to complex this dex

>>214054524
One on the right looks like literally 90% of American men

>>214054509
Bollockign

me on the right

>>214054509
Wasn't worth posting three years ago either
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/163932715/#163936407

I have an interview for a security job but my mum says I'm too soft to work as a security guard

three nukes wouldve been epic

>>214054443
What do you think will happen when your country eventually Balkanizes? Will you move back the UK? I’m guessing rich guys like you be targeted first

>>214054536
BOSH

>>214054509
for a second he thought he was being assassinated or something lmao. i'd shit bricks too if i thought i was home alone and a guy in a mask and jacket starts slowly walking towards m

>>214054569
I'm not from the uk.

>>214054534
>joanna newsom
based

cor

>>214054591
Money laundering

>>214054509
>>214054551
>>214054572
bizarre behavior

whatever happened to the gibbymoo poster

Nuclear warfare isn't a laughing matter

>>214054581
Where you from bro? Also aren’t you scared of civil war since there’s like 500 ethnic wars happening in your country?

>>214054610
Nevermind I just realised that’s AUD so only like £50

post a squibby head video

>>214054519
pretty gud maybe look up region-specific quizzes so you can at least focus
i want to remember biggest 3 or so cities for each country but that's quite difficult

I like Joanna Newsom, too

>>214054616
ktim

>>214054155
>we need to save the precious lives of 60 Israeli citizens so we're going to level every building in Gaza taller than 2 stories
Astute observation captain.

I'm talking to you like you're a complete idiot but I'm also coming at this from the angle of independant journalists that keep getting killed and not the state controlled media.

You've heard something about a "conflict" between Israel and a neighboring country. The neighboring country is the one they're occupying. Gaza is one of the most densely populated places on planet earth because Israel took 8 of the 10 slices of pie and filled it with stop and frisk zones that you probably don't want to get within 100 feet of. Hamas is a bunch of penniless farmers playing hot potato with a hand grenade because Israel tanks keep destroying water desalination plants that Hamas is using to behead babies. 10% of this country of 2 million people support Hamas because it's their only hope of escaping this. 10% becomes 25% because Israel's AI-powered assassination target system called "Where's Daddy" (yes seriously) calls everyone that's a cousin of someone that supports Hamas a "Hamas terrorist", they round it up to 30% because who gives a fuck and then they present a harrowing report to the UN showing that 40% of all Gazan citizens support a terrorist group.

It's the most one dimensional "conflict" of all time. I'd laugh at the comparisons to nazy germany if a leaf shitposter on 4chan half cooked on Jager had completely lost all decency.

>they called it "October 7th" because it sounds more like "9/11" to the americans

Strictly line up
>a brutish chap who says "bosh" next to copious amounts of food on tiktok which is fame-worthy for some reason
>a podcaster man
>some drag queen contestant from RuPaul's Drag Race UK
>a down syndrome woman
>a woman off geordie shore, that reality tv show from over a decade ago
>DANNY DYER.....'s daughter

and rorke's mum will watch it AND enjoy it

rorkes mum enjoys my nob

>>214054650
didnt ask

>>214054664
>which is fame-worthy for some reason
He's literally a former Apprentice contestant you mong

>>214054626
Not at all. Life here is stable. Soon we'll be taken over by Chinese.

squibby video

Drop a nuke on the Asiatic bug biomass. Drop two. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride

>>214054680
>a former Apprentice contestant
WHOA, roll out the red carpet lads there's a former Apprentice contestant coming!

>>214054680
oh they're really whipping out the a listers
putting the license to good use

Would probably require at least 50 nukes in India’s most populated areas to even make a dent in their population.

king charles shaking in his boots as the apprentice contestant walks in

mental the quantity of information at your fingertips and you use it to post racebait on 4chan all day every day

Do you lads think I should shave tomorrow, pic related

kanye west... good
good music

>>214054687
But that’s only the capital, aren’t you worried?

https://www.reddit.com/r/ZeroCovidCommunity/
great subreddit this

>>214054740
i DONT that isnt TRUE this is libel & sl&er

If I can't get a job how am I supposed to earn money

>>214054740
well what else is there to do

>>214054354
I gave up on it already
Never had a job, 25 now, never had a stable relationship with a normal woman, not got any mates

>>214054733
*former

>>214054780
>>214054782
get a hustle on

>>214054782
ktim in two years

>>214054687
Looks dead as fuck

>>214054754
No. They have no food and no weapons.

>>214054781
lol. lmfao even

>>214054803
unlucky
i recommend a nice, reliable lager to binge

>>214054753
extremely disturbing that allegedly grown men watch this sort of thing

teemo support green trinket >-<

>>214054264 (OP)
>cross
Every Single Time.

brb riding in an upside-down tram made by the Chinese

>>214054781
get the gay porn on.
get the mathematics learnt.
get the rock carving tutorials watched.
get a clue.

Mental how I'm lower on the totem pole than the tranime leaf

>>214054848
mental if youre realizing your place here it will probably go down a dark hole as you realize more stuff

>>214054848
how so?

Yeah ok that’s fine and all but who asked?

>>214054264 (OP)
Im not gay however I prefer blonde snowbunny trannies to our swarthy hairy women, Dont consider myself gay since i find groid and brown trannies revolting.
anyone else is the same?
t. Armenian

You can sell an ounce of 'shrooms for $200 easily and yield pounds of them for about $50 worth of materials. It's like printing money

>>214054848
is the tranimeleaf fit?

Sad to think that 90% of these people probably suffer with OCD but think everybody else is mental

ROARING

>Man tells court how he found out his date was transgender after she performed sex act on him

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15021327/Snapchat-date-manhood-taken-away-sex-trans-woman.html

>Always Sunny S17 finale
Pretty good. Quite touching at the end. A good episode. Strongly belief S18 should be the last though. It's time.
>South Park S27 E3
utter dogshit. Not a triggered DRUMFER but you can't do the same jokes every fucking week. Move on.

Those are my reviews.

been having a little mental health break
been put back on the clozapine

>>214054886
lmao

>>214054876
and get sent to prison

>>214054901
I've not been taking my lithium
or my quetiapine for that matter >:)

>>214054886
for me it's
https://www.reddit.com/r/ZeroCovidCommunity/comments/1mpwdax/pretty_disgusted/
>Honestly I think doctors who knowingly allow / participate in the spread of Covid should be charged. So much for te concept of preventing disease whenever they can

>Healthcare workers are the cohort suffering the highest frequency of reinfection. With a neurotropic virus known to damage the frontal cortex, responsible for empathy and risk management.
>This is no coincidence that you’re seeing what you’re seeing.
>If it was just a couple of doctors/nurses, or even half of them acting this way, you could perhaps argue it’s just the way they are and have always been.
>But >99%? Something else is at play here. And to dismiss the neurological consequences of their numerous infections would be injudicious.
doctors that dont force people to mask are either literal criminals or mentally retarded, because of course doctors know nothing about the ongoing risks of covid-19

my wife
pinkie pie

the wank for tonight

anyone managed to figure out what squibby is yet

>>214054895
mandem in disguise

in this video I uhhhh went to Japan for 2 weeks

>>214054961
More than meets the eye

I can’t be the only one who’d drink Emma Watson’s diarrhea.

>>214054924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAJKNyOLj8c

Trans formers
No thats not a guy

>>214054933
naughty little lad xD
you're going to end up going full kanye
(you'll fit in nicely on pol)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmRFZQHBPTI
hes streaming again
his videos are good for learning if you want to watch them rq
if you play Pokemon Go then this post is for you so you know now because hes probably going to quit pogo youtube in 2 weeks

How bout that prick's face when he saw the gat

>>214054993
that is quite simple mently

Had about an hour long conversation with a nice old lady the other day, it was nice. We had a lot in common. Started with talking about psychology and then Carl Jung and then ended with how her grandsons hear voices and underground military bases and adrenochrome and vaccines and Jeff Bezos and Satanism.

>>214054948
grim looking hashbrowns

ran out of electricity yesterday (probably because of daily showers AND toasting 2 loafs of bread0 so now I have 0 money

>>214055023
Why's he quitting? Watched him loads

>>214055064
average day in Sovlmerica

if toby were scandinavian he would be tobersson

am very hungry but still I think golden toasted hash browns of potato and chicken bone would taste good
>>214055076
fuck off narcissist

>>214055069
stop buying tobacco

>>214055064
sad that an old lady is just as schizo as some random yank dumpster level virgin on 4chan
fuck this country

>>214055083
She was an old old lady too, pretty sure she said she's 85

lockdown was kino
miss it

1 money = 0 money

>>214055103
no
hopefully I ca n make it last longer though. if I had 20% more then it would definitely push me over into the next threshold, wherein right now I can still have tobacco left when I get money

>>214055069
what do you mean you ran out of electricity

>>214054874
Yes, swarthy brown whores are fucking disgusting. I worship femininity and that means slim pale and blonde. Nothing else matters, even if she has a cute girlcock.

>>214055124
wish I could filter you from my life you annoying faggot parasite

I have a suggestion for an aesthetic: Neo-googie, or Cyber-Jetson, a mixture of retrofuturism, including the googie aesthetic, with a more factual 21st century twist.

>>214055128
careful what you wish for

>>214055121
5 years ago...

"Did you stay loyal to Trump? Trump."

"Trump."

"Did you shill for a gay mexican? Trump."

"Trump."

"Did you promote Newsom as a "joke"? Within Vance, Namaste."

"Within Vance, Namasate."

"What's it like to deport millions of browns? Groyper Rage."

"Groyper Rage."

"Do you like to win? Within Vance, Namaste."

"Within Vance, Namaste."

"Why don't you say that three times?"

"Within Vance, Namaste. Within Vance, Namaste. Within Vance, Namaste."

"You can pickup your Thielbux"

"Thank you"

>>214055148
you can
stop coming here

Dudes whomst who have not read 1984

When you read 1984 the prelude is an excerpt explaining the book's cultural significance and why people care about it so much.
1984 was written in a post WWII America when the public was constantly talking about the fascism of the Nazi party and how to never repeat it again. The fear was that all of this drilling into the heads of the youth about how bad the Nazis were and everyone having an extremely keen eye for anything that looked Nazi-related was going to inadvertently create a fascism in its own right where they banned media and suppressed thought and refused to elect anyone with a German accent. German was actually the 3rd most spoken language in the US before they forcibly suppressed it for no reason.

When you read 1984 you realize the answer behind how you create a fascist state where no one's allowed to ask questions is that "it's not that deep".

>how is the world this in the dark about this many abhorrent human rights violations
They kill the journalists.

>why does the United States keep funneling unfathomable amounts of money into this genocidal regime
AIPAC.

>what is AIPAC
It's an American-Israel alliance. Against what is fairly nonspecific.

>how is this bullshit still a thing
Lobbying.

You get to be a lobbyist if you pass a weekly questionnaire where you get grilled on your opinion on Israel.

>how do people not take issues with this
They call it antisemitism.

>I thought Israel didn't just mean "Jewish" and was a multicultural-
You've had enough to think.

This concludes my effortpost.
They call it "the first livestreamed genocide" and yeah that's how it be.

When my children ask me where I was during this abhorrent regime I can at least tell them that I made an effort to inform others that they're being fed one-dimensional bullshit propaganda as soon as they hear someone call it a "war".

>>214055124
>>214055173
avatarflaggot
get off my dick retard parasite

>>214055169
cant believe it's been that long

>>214055108
It's the internet homogenizing fixations. Was unsettling because we do have a lot in common, felt a genuine connection, then she told me about her family and the underground bases.

everyone is a threat to you when you are bottom of the food chain though isnt it? say it. you know its true

toberculosis

>>214055140
You're bent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TfihW4dZ_A
Ottawa, Canada
looks like the guy from Hunger Games

>>214055182
Not reading

>>214054895
imagine being a judge or a lawyer and having to go over cases like these, would make me wish i'd dropped out of school and become a tradie

>>214054838
parasite get off my dick

>>214055229
sex sexxxxoooo

>>214055242
Amazing.

>>214055229
very short torso
wonder how tall she is

>>214055259
I'll drug you.

another thing I have noticed in povvo communities with a lot of black people near whites is that in them I think people are a lot less happy both in general and just to talk to people. if you ask a stranger a question they will assume the worst. they sit there with frowns on. smiles are less contagious and it is probably more likely they will try to shut down any happiness if they see it rather than joining in like they do elsewhere (like in a city)

>>214055235
who does he look like from hunger games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceKMnyMYIMo
'member this

I mean, there have to be some underground military bases to be fair

>>214055319
i member

Me? Whitepilled. Boshpilled, even

>>214055108
Grow up

>>214055368
there's a point where racism leads to homosexuality

>>214055329
I don't know what that's supposed to prove.

Yes I'm sure that they have a network of tunnels for performing guerilla warfare under this country that's about the size of an airport.

>>214055417
its called fascism

>>214055368
Typical brownoid
You'd vomit in the mirror. This is why Israel doesn't take us srsly

Sick of my cunting life and sick of you lot for holding me back from my true potential. Always whining and moaning. Get jobs you cunts

>>214055466
just don't feel like it is all

>>214054874
Why do Armenian love black men so much? In California every Armenian girl is with a light skin nigga

>>214055435
That Hermoine Granger would get it

ethipia anon you are white no? do the black people there like you

love ethiopialad. jah bless

The Holocaust, known in Hebrew as the Shoah, was the genocide of European Jews during World War II. From 1941 to 1945, Nazi Germany and its collaborators systematically murdered some six million Jews across German-occupied Europe, around two-thirds of Europe's Jewish population. The murders were committed primarily through mass shootings across Eastern Europe and poison gas chambers in extermination camps, chiefly Auschwitz-Birkenau, Treblinka, Belzec, Sobibor, and Chełmno in occupied Poland. Separate Nazi persecutions killed millions of other non-Jewish civilians and prisoners of war (POWs); the term Holocaust is sometimes used to include the murder and persecution of non-Jewish groups.

>>214055485
I'm black

THANK YOU SO MUCH

>>214055514
Sorry but how the fuck is that a horse

>>214055495
>systematically murdered some six million Jew
not that many
>mass shootings across Eastern Europe
did indeed happen
>poison gas chambers in extermination camps
didn't happen

>>214055507
i'd rizz her up easy

PUTO

>>214055229
ai generated

>>214055546
why did he give him it

leftypol still listening to imagine dragons

Just saw a picture of Hermione Granger in her knickers
Cor

wtf happened to her voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLa8CAQKH-4

Are they right?

Mood

>>214055614
why use the word ethnicity. even if you agree with the sentiment its the wrong word to use, ethnicity has nothing to do with culture

no thanks ill stick to the futa porn

>>214055613
Imagine actually watching this shite enough to even recognise something wrong with her voice

>>214055507
her eyebrows look stupid

>>214055630
odd that he loves jews then

>>214055639
No they used the right word they literally believe they are ethnically Scottish

They are more Scottish than Scottish Americans who have been in the Appalachians since they left the highlands

>>214055613
MODS

don't understand pony posting

Jack. Jack. He's a psycho maniac. That's right. It's death on sight.

>>214055691
which pony is your favourite

is peep show good

>>214055614
>ethnicities around the world 100% exist and are compeltely valid but european ethnicities are make believe and anyone can be part of them

the mind of a leftypol is fascinating

Banned from Equestria

filly fooler

>>214055739
what the flip...

It's femdom for me. Not into that crazy shit like ball busting or anything humiliating. Just want a big strong lady to lovingly overpower me.

Probably cuz I'm short IRL, 5'6.

is it ironic or do you really wank to cartoons for little girls about ponies

Uhh leftypol...

>>214055768
scromming

>>214055768
poo screaling

OK I will go live there!

an AI chatbot is running Trumps twitter

>>214055691
>>214055769
They know way too much about the show to be ironic
Probably came over here from /mlp/ after that Monty Pyke post and haven't left

>>214055768
my president

horse fricker OUUUUUUU
>>214055767
where is this image from? some weird thing?

>>214055812
its toby

>>214055769
um it's actually a very mature show with lots of adult oriented humour

>>214055825
elden ring bro

>>214055769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUxmonNjZRg

elden ring horse

>>214055828
im watching videos

>>214055847
Love this video lmao, wonder what that lad and his dad are up to these days

>>214055639
>ethnicity has nothing to do with culture
yes it does, that's the primary reason that the word "race" isn't interchangeable with it

>>214055836
nah I think its a copy of some real art from IRL

>>214055737
It’s really good
First series it a bit more realistic and less comedic focused, like one-liners and stuff I mean, so some people don’t like it as much but I think it’s kino
First four series are all good
Last two are shit

>>214055851
Hardly shaggable

>>214055847
this made it even more confusing

Wish we lived in the fallout timeline and I was executing Canadians

wow level 40 (24 hour challenge) like £20. sort of wish I had paid at the start to just do that, going in to the city and doing it in one go

Calling it a series instead of a season is so retarded

>>214055908
why

>>214055877
>>214055847
for me it's the german bloke who gets into an argument with his mum because he wants to take some pony plush to a water park

>>214055925
what were they thinking

>>214055768
hooting

>>214055899
The culture of MLP gets very confusing in general. There's one "character" in the background for one frame that people assign a name to. Someone produces their own 15 minute musical animation with characters real or imagined and then someone makes a shirt referencing a one-off joke.

dummy byouy
be right back going to connect to a Brazillian VPN to buy cheap Pokecoins

>>214055915
Respect the local culture

>>214055915
calling it fall because the leaves fall from the trees is mega retardated

do we call summer shine next

>>214055941
but you have no money

>>214055940
all of this cuz they like to wank to

Good night fellow NEETsacks

1 pokecoins = ??? gp

>>214055915
calling it blah blah blah shut UP you boring fucking freak

>>214055917
You’re all dickheads

>>214055921 (Me)
found it
just grim https://youtu.be/xrYL07hPw4w

>>214055968
how so

im totally spoofing bro im not Indian please go risk your account bro

>>214055941
No mice.
No Peters.
No dragons.
No currency.
No Pokemon go.
No chemistry.
No nettles.

Listening to Bauhaus

post hidden.

Right well that's Rorke tucked into bed and kissed goodnight

>>214055614
>Almuhhh Tukio
Ahh yes, perfectly 100% Scottish and European name that.

>>214055428
What they do is they take a rice grain like that and then build the old fashioned schizo burrito around it, ends up being all tortilla and you have screws and nails and shit in it. But the rice is there and so is the nail and shit.

>>214055969
oh okay so it is just mental illness

>>214055229
This is AI slop. Kill yourself for posting this.

>>214055942
I understand why you said it, im not insulting you.
>>214055946
>>214055946
Fair enough but the fall is so lovely that i dont mind x
>>214055967
Rattled you. You know im right. You know a series is something from start to completion. Why not call each episode a series? Each scene?

>>214056049
>am i fitting in?

Tony Hawk do be like 53 and he's still landing 900s.
Fucking madlad.

>>214056037
I think the ponyposters here just do it as a gimmick and because it's a bit ummy
I don't think they watch it but who knows x

>>214055576
>>214056044
literally isn't
kathryn celestre

Women in their 30s are the hottest women of all

>>214056086
why are you so infantile

>>214056087
It is AI slop. Look at the blurry background and the vague, gloopy, unnatural movements.

Go kill yourself you fucking shill.

these batteries are filled with sand bro trust me. now watch this drive

pip came in early

>>214056103
your mean

>>214056132
fuck you

>>214056148
>>214056148
>>214056148

Can asians see their blue veins

>>214056156
shan't

>>214056134
no im not youre overreacting probably because youre insecure and ashamed of this childish stuff

>>214056134
>t. pedo

>>214056167
>yank edish
>early
Closing /brit/ for a few hours, see you in a bit x

>>214054264 (OP)
lol

umm

Been doing some rank farts lately
Not sure why

>>214055614
Shut up nigger

>>214054524
Jd Vance in the right

Still a bit early for bed

at work thinking about yaoi again