Thread 214054338

>>214054338 (OP)
handsome squidward head ass

FIRST

I can't go to sleep, I hate this.

This thread is brought to you by Bang's Root Beer. Bang's: 600 or 6 million, what's the difference?

>>214054392
Barqs

anyone wanna do a /cum/ spotify jam?

https://spotify.link/aPL4e2MF1Vb

>>214054416
virus link do not click

My life plan out the window. Thank you jeets.

>>214054433
Thank you!

>>214054434
Is that because of that trucker indian?

>>214054433
bruh it literally isnt
>>214054448
he’s lying man i’m just lonely

>>214054434
Thank GOD
>>214054457
It must be

how does Lil Marco cope with the perpetual shame of working under a man who so savagely denigrated him on live TV in front of a billion people

>>214051959
bwc emptying receptacle

>>214054470
proof

>>214054512
he did that to all of them

>>214054521
I've never used Spotify and have never Watched Game of Thrones.

>>214054521
So, how does that work? I haven`t used Spotify for a few years.

not feeling like raping my goonstick tonight

>>214054576
if you join, you and me can listen to music together. others can join too. we can all listen to the same stuff at the same time. it’s kino especially if you have no friends like me. if anons are too weirded out to click a link i can post a QR code

bwc is not real

>>214054529
I wish people would give Jeb! a chance

I always get bad thoughts when I have nothing to do or have to do mundane activities so I try to keep me busy.

>>214054618
Do I need to have an account?

>>214054648
yes i believe so

>>214054631
penile length is inversely proportional to iq (in populations if not strictly in individuals). the ancients knew this

"idle hands are a devil's plaything"
or algo

>>214054434
make that permanent. that's the kind of job that should never be open to foreign workers.

>>214054639
Imagine the ineptitude

Some of you niggas should join that little spotify fellow! I don't have spotify premium and don't want to listen to ads.

perusing the /int/ archive
i already knew that ukoids had been replaced with asians, but i didn't expect to see much nigger porn being spammed by UK flags

sucked a tranny cock
she tasted amazing. gonna do it again

>>214054694
yeah i agree…….nonody has joined yet :-(

Drinking Barq's root beer.

can't see the stars imc

>>214054694
I would but I don't feel like making an account.
>>214054727
What does root beer taste like? Does it have alcohol?

>>214054720
i am not linking my personal spotify to yours via 4chan, that breaks so many rules.

i don't have a spotify

>>214054752
i unironically cant even view your account if you join

>>214054752
I'll link my penis to your ass you fucking faggot

cannot imagine what a goycattle thinks to use a proprietary, advertising based streaming service

>>214054760
OK Mr. CIA
>>214054765
that breaks even more rules, and possibly my anus.

ive been up since 3am and feel like i could go a couple more hours should i attempt to stay up for 24 hours?

>>214054768
im on a year-long family plan with my ex gf

I think I literally lost my ability to yawn

the good guys lost

>>214054789
it's not even worth using if it's free

>>214054790
how?

Boobs

>>214054747
No, root beer is a soft drink like coca-cola. I would describe the taste like coke mixed with toothpaste.

>>214054806
I don't fucking know, it must have happened a while ago, but I'm trying now and it just doesn't work. I can open my mouth and exhale but it's not yawning. I don't think I've yawned in years atp

>>214054788
are you snorting adderall

>>214054727
How does it stack up against Bang's?

I never go out of my way to listen to music. I don't have any streaming service. I work out in silence

life is better when i listen to music

I have hired a pair of lads and a truck to come dispose of those old and cumbersome furniture tomorrow. I have never used this kind of service before. I hope they are competent. See I used to operate like a cheap college student, borrow truck, secure some friend of family or something to help me haul things ourselves. I can afford to skip that ordeal now.

>>214054826
nope

clicked on a magic the gathering slop video because the editor stole artwork from a recent fav metal album

>>214054416
So Brian, I tried to join but it won't let me via browser and I don't want to download their app.

>>214054818
>like coke mixed with toothpaste.
lol
>>214054822
>I don't think I've yawned in years atp
thats concerning, are you on any "'medication"' or drink energy drinks?

whatever fuck u guys ill kms or something

>>214054888
Are you the same guy who spammed gay porn here before?

>>214054884
it’s okay, thanks for trying man
idk why it wouldnt work on desktop though

>>214054858
they're going to be black lads who tie you up and set you on fire after stealing your valuables

>>214054885
no, no medication, no energy drinks. i typically have one cup of coffee a day

>>214054905
no im not him and i hate that he’s my namesake

>>214054338 (OP)
She needs to be peed on

>>214054854
this sucks

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>>214054920
change yours to bryan

>>214054937
https://youtu.be/mWDxF5u-s1c?si=0mQcsjRrZgqRTqzH&t=57

>>214054835
based af.

>>214054947
no way, mine is the correct spelling. he should change his o algo

>>214054951
not trusting your shit taste to provide good links, sister

[redacted] tongue my [redacted]

>>214054909
>no, no medication, no energy drinks.
based

Well thats very strange, I think yawning releases some hormones that put you to sleep and are good for you

>>214054966
no analytical philosopher could understand thermodynamics

>>214054920
I was going to say your taste in music wasn't very Brianesque.

any ugly freaks here

>>214055001
...yh

>>214055001
yeah why

>>214054995
Pretty easy to understand

it’s so funny how the nu-right tries to pretend like it’s a trad american thing to be a fascist. like i’m a chud too but to pretend like cowboys would agree with you on anything is ridiculous. yeah you could agree on hating indians and maybe blacks but that’s about it.

>>214054907
Duly noted. I will update on their ethnicity and my proof of life tomorrow afternoon.

>>214055011
just relating

>>214055025
now do you understand my point?

>>214055030
Nobody does that though

>>214055048
That's not important.

We care a lot

I think Tuna steaks are better than regular steaks. They taste just as good and very similar, are more tender, are cheaper, are healthier, you don't have to cut off fat chunks, you don't have to cut around bones, it cooks way faster. Really, it's just better in every conceivable way.

>>214055041
No

Is Walker a good name for a boy

One time I didn't sleep for 4-5 days

>>214055077
they aren't cheaper and they don't (always) taste (objectively) better

>>214055048
the biggest neofascist movement right now is called “America First” and tries positing that America need to be anti-constitutionalist and pro-fascism while literally no iterations of historical Americans would agree with that vision

>>214055077
>you don't have to cut off fat chunks
thats the best part anon

who invited brian back to the thread?
i was hoping to have an hour of posting without some seething sissy shit up the thread

>>214055079
Just remember nominative determinism is real

>experience love for another man
>go to hell and get raped in a lake of fire by the devils barbed donkey cock for all eternity
seems a bit disproportionate what did godberg mean by this

>>214055093
America First isn't neofascist, its a clown show. Nick doesn't have any idea what he stands for, hes never once expressed it (optics are out the window so thats no excuse), only a vague idea of what he likes to talk shit about for the euphoria he gets from being cool to a niche group of internet people

>>214055091
Bluefin isn't cheaper but lots of tuna steaks are

>>214054967
dont care fag

>>214055138
Well define "love"
Because homosex (or "laying with a man as you would with a woman" more exactly) is the only thing that's prohibited
You can still love someone without fucking them

>>214055138
vacuous premise. i can't follow

>>214055175
like how you love your gf

>>214055093
It's incoherent reactionary nonsense that appeals to history as retold through 1950s commercials.

>>214055146
>Nick doesn't have any idea what he stands for
stop talking about that annoying, incoherent glowberg

Would you hang out with this guy?

God said gay is okay but premarital sex is not and gay marriage isn’t real in the eyes of the Holy therefore all gay sex is premarital sex

>>214055196
vacuous premise. i can't follow

browns and third worlder's aren't entitled to america's resources or society

EVERYONE PLEASE REDUCE THE VOLUME I AM ATTEMPTING TO PERUSE SOME GRAPHIC NOVELS OF THE JAPANESE VARIETY.

SOMEONE JOINED THE SPOTIFY JAM YEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

>>214055219
Not a Trump supporter but I’d rather hang out with that guy than any soyboy because we’d probably have a good time and the political talk would be very limited

>>214055231
Give me 8 reasons why they aren't

In general mma fans are completely retarded

>>214055219
idk is he fun to hang out with?

watched a video of some hillbilly doing a 'crawfish boil'
looked vile to me. is this a respected aspect of american culture?

>>214055278
Are you also in /heem/ rn?

>>214055278
Constantly getting hit in the head tends to do that

I’m going to start carrying a knife with me 24/7

>>214055277
1) they aren't entitled to things they don't own
2) they aren't entitled to things not offered to them
3) they have no historical expectation to them
4) they have no contemporary basis to expect them
5-8) i don't like them and they suck

>>214055278
true. ganescholars, on the other hand…

>>214055285
Crawdad boils are great
My family had a big annual one throughout my childhood. Some of my fondest memories

>>214054338 (OP)
I like the way her toenails match her shoes

>>214055330
please don't reply to uk flag posters

>>214055285
redneck shit

>>214055322
All those reasons suck and you're wrong

>>214055254
I tried joining but you when Premium to join :(

>>214055348
write me a 500 word essay proving your opinion

brians pheromones got me tweaking

>>214055219
I have to wear an XL because my torso is too long

>>214055352
you can pretend you’re in
we’re on Lullabye by Emmit Rhodes
Next in queue is It Wasnt God who Made Honky Tonk Angels

need to acquire a pair of brians sweaty socks and underwear

I hate my fucking life

listening to the obsidian architect by fallujah

>>214055363
Don't need to. Idc if you hold incorrect beliefs

today i have received many (You)s from people who felt a need to tell me that they "don't care"
@grok, explain this phenomenon to me

>>214055146
Nick has expressed his beliefs many times. He wants to turn America into a mestizo papist spic state. He is not American, he never will be American, and he should go back to Mexico.

UFO Sighting

>>214055295
No it's just an observation

>>214055516
kino

>>214055322
you have correct beliefs

c.s. lewis said something like nobody truly hates themselves, if they think they do, they really hate that they aren't as good as they want themselves to be, which comes from a place of loving themselves and wanting themselves to be better

>>214055322
Bodied that freak

>>214055465
Time to activate the anti alien alarm

ok this is getting a little fucked up

>>214055544
Tolkien mogged that faggot hard

>>214055557
Based, I wish that would happen here

This is Kelly Clarkson

>>214055557
I voted for this

>>214055557
BASED?

>>214055557
>What to watch:Millions are leaving the workforce, just as the population is rapidly aging —raising questions about whether or not there will be enough workers to care for older Americans.
Boomers deserve to rot

libshits have been trying to problemetize c.s. lewis for a long time, so he must be a phenomenal writer and person

>>214055564
they were friends though

>>214055557
They'll all be back after the 4 years is up

>>214055557
How many illegals were there in the first place? I have read that they were up to 20 Millions in the US.

I liked cs lewis' space trilogy more than narnia

any bakers here?

>>214055579
>>214055581
>>214055585
>>214055586
>>214055592
it’s objectively unnatural to force this many people disappear in less than a year
>>214055605
~25 million

>>214055587
The Netflix Narnia adaptation is gonna be such a shitshow.

>>214055557
This sounds based but then I remember the government is still okay with letting jeets flood in and allowing companies to offshore entire departments to thirdies.

>>214055623
i will never know. why would i ever consume netflix shit?

>>214055618
i liked the great divorce a lot. reminiscent of kierkegaardian theology

I liked Chronicles of Narnia

>>214055619
I make basic biscuits in a skillet when I go camping, just flour, water salt, and some baking powder. Other than that, no bakey.

grandma just died lol.

>Cracker Barrel loses almost $100 million in value as stock plunges after new logo release
kek

This is what America is all about

There's no way Netflix doesn't have a nig quota, right? Its too convenient every show has at least one, no matter the source material.

>>214055620
>it’s objectively unnatural to force this many people disappear in less than a year
It's unnatural to have 10k crossing the boarder illegally everyday

>>214055656
should women be put in positions of social or economic influence for ANY reason?

As Chamberman said at Muninch, aggression only encourages the aggressor to tolerate more aggression.

i grew up in a pretty rich liberal area, 80% of people in the neighborhood had a third world aupair nanny that got paid nothing with barely any time off, and a bunch of random undocumented landscapers who didnt speak english

>>214055658
>encouraging a 7 year old to wageslave
these people should be killed

Anyone ever play an online game with voice chat and there's one guy just talking about his day like what he had for dinner and shit like that

oh well then, i better just lie down and wait to get my asshole gaped for eternity b/c the other guy might get a little more aggressive if i kill him

i dont even know what cracker barrel is, do i care? not really

>>214055649
I've never made those, always meant to try to make em. Looks tasty with the sausage gravy ngl.

>>214055705
IT'S THE NEW THING TO TALK ABOUT

TALK ABOUT IT

DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER THINGS (I.E. ISRAEL COMMITTING GENOCIDE)

>>214055692
they should be subject to harder labour
they yearn for the mines

coughing blood.

>>214055705
A store where BBC males can buy white bois and barrel them in the ass.

>>214055690
life would unironically be better if such luxuries didn't exist.
imagine, natural gardens instead of landscaped lawns (and no spics or chicanos)

>>214055709
Is your stovetop both gas and electric?

>>214055699
yeah me. huge yapper me

The great debate: Smarties or m&ms

>>214055699
I would basically have therapy sessions with my old guildmates in wow

>>214055705
There's a cracker. There's a barrel. Straight to the point.
>>214055719
Or Epstein. Or the pedo busted in LV last week that got sent back to Israel.

>>214055705
Their food looks worse than Jason's slop.

>>214055740
they're not even comparable foods

m&m's doe

Should I watch Crayon Shin-chan

>>214055740
I choose the third option: Skittles.

i have lived in the south and the midwest my entire life and have managed to never even step within 500 feet of a cracker barrel

hmmm. lighting myself on fire outside the israeli embassy while screaming "fwee pawestine" didn't work.
next time, i'll try lighting the embassy on fire and saying nothing

imagine having a harem of sluts

>>214055740
are we talking about the canadian smarties or the regular smarties

>>214055775
Did you ever go to a Buc-ee's?

>>214055658
this didn't happen
no child is going to be entrusted with this and you're retarded for taking anything on the internet at face value
fuck you

>>214055735
Yes, half and half - its nice when you run out of gas in the middle of making something.

Guys guys get this
penis in vagina
imagine that

>>214055747
>Or Epstein. Or the pedo busted in LV last week that got sent back to Israel.

yeah pretty much.

i can barely go two hours without pleasuring myself

>>214055799
What's the difference?

if we had a servant class of philipinos or mexicans with no rights or permanent residency who were here to help people take care of infants, that would literally solve the birth rate crisis. it worked in Dubai. people can't bear having kids because of the screaming crying shitting baby stage of childrearing. i support temporary immigration of fat babushka philipina women only, no men.

>>214055805
nope. i go to caseys or quiktrip

>>214055805
and they say america doesn't have sovl

>>214055813
I did that recently

>>214055557
BASED. FUCK YES.

>>214055819
I'm used to these things.

>>214055834
fuck off normiecunt

>>214055834
i did that last friyay

Oh smarties in America are not chocolate

>>214055834
What was his name

>>214055817
nigga jerks off in his sleep
>>214055834
lucky you

>>214055813
can't imagine it

>>214055824
>>214055805

>>214055834
>>214055842
both of you should die tbqh

Talking about sex again, are we? How banal. Banal and trite.

>>214055838
Oh those are called rockets in Canada

>>214055834
How was it? How did you achieve that?
Also fuck you

For me it's penis between feet

>>214055844
And don't you ever fucking forget it you piece of shit

>>214055855
it’s sad they’re changing their name

>>214055861
how about anal and tite

>>214055841
>>214055859
why

>>214055719
We're allowed to talk about different things, you know. Everyone is still aware that Trump is a pedo and Israel is evil

>>214055874
fuck off normiecunt

>>214055861
Read this in the Riddler's voice

>>214055883
I only know his voice from the Arkham games

What are the odds my gaming pc still arrives today? Probably 0?

Getting older I realize why my parents would hide the Halloween candy i collected

my friend told me what the dating scene is like for college aged people now and it's grim

he said like 90% of girls just want sex for a night, relationships don't exist

legitimately ruins my night when I see normies posting here
really miss when the internet was a place for people like me

oh, i remember now. it wasn't a mtg slop video i watched. it was a warhammer 40k slop video i watched.
let me revise my post

recently i clicked on a warhammer 40k slop video because it stole artwork for my flavor of the month metal album.

>>214055902
I’m a sex haver and i’ve been on the internet since somethingawful was part of mainstream internet culture. incels are a relatively recent thing

I miss playing Wii sports with my aunt

>>214055867
For me it's balls under stiletto heels

>>214055910
great I hope you get flattened by a semitruck

>>214055902
oh fuck off youre not that special

>>214055906
Looks like terrone if he were 10 years older.

>>214055808
you're taking all of this a little too seriously

>>214055914
did you sell your wii or something

>>214055914
I liked to play wii bowling with my mom. She was terrible at it but we still had fun. I miss her so much bros.

>>214055919
fuck off normiecunt
why are you even in /cum/? your own kind doesn't like you? wonder why lol

>>214055931
It broke

>>214055935
what have i done to you?

>>214055953
fuck off normiecunt

>>214055918
I was baiting. i’m incel too. man you gotta stop feeling so bitter though. stop blackpilling. you alright?

there's a ukranian festival going on in my city this weekend but it's too far.

>>214055953
ignore him bro, stay

Im a caffeine junkie

working the arms right now, ngl i am gettin pretty buff

>>214055945
You can use the Dolphin emulator to play Wii games on PC.

>>214055902
the internet has always had people from all walks of life

>>214055958
you dont fucking know me

>>214055902
The internet was better when it was harder to access. Now everyone has the internet in their pocket

3 poops today

I swear to god drawing has to be one of the most difficult hobbies to git gud at

After so much time alone I've forgotten how to speak

>>214055992
not really

>>214055981
and all of the normies should fuck off from it entirely

>>214055982
>I did that recently
all I need to know
fuck off normiecunt

>>214055983
unfortunately true

>>214055983
boring ass post unc. shut the fuck up

What if you were allergic to bees and got stung in the scrotum but in return it gave you big swollen testicles for the rest of your life

>>214055983
AI will eventually destroy it all and we will start anew

>>214056006
That would be rather inconvenient

>>214055999
I'm a normie with loads of friends, a career, and no gf but I've had sex and been on dates
I've been posting in /cum/ for almost a decade now, and plan to stay here for as long as it's around.
tell me to fuck off all you want, I won't

I like painting miniatures and I think I want to starting painting paintings as a hobby too.

>>214055975
Mom said I'll be a muscleman if I keep it up

virgin freak melty

>>214055994
Are you a neet or don't you have to speak at work?

>>214056017
cool I hope you get smashed into bits by a bus and then the bits run down into the sewers

>>214056033
thankfully you have no power, and the universe will decide my fate

>>214056033
tsmt

If you ever feel attracted to a woman outside your race for any reason for the slightest split second, it's over. You have to end it all. What soils the mind, soils the soul, which soils the body, which soils the blood.

The technological singularity is a hypothetical point in the future where technological growth, particularly in artificial intelligence (AI), becomes so rapid and powerful that it is uncontrollable and irreversible, leading to unforeseeable and radical transformations to human civilization. This concept, inspired by the physics of black holes, suggests a moment when machines surpass human intelligence, triggering an "intelligence explosion" and creating a future that humans cannot predict or comprehend. While the exact timing and nature of the singularity are debated, it is a significant topic in discussions about AI, human evolution, and the future of society.

won't be making any friends at work, since i'm the only wyt man in 100 miles

the streamer is my friend

I hate that every beach town is touristy slop or you are completely priced out

>>214055999
>all I need to know
>fuck off normiecunt
you dont know shit

What if you had to spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair

>>214056045
Pure science fiction

i refuse to read any post longer than 25 words

>saying "normie"
normalfag

>>214056038
what's it like being such a social failure that despite social success, you can't congregate with other normies and are relegated to anonymous imageboards? just curious

>>214056051
fuck off normiecunt

>>214056052
It'd be cool. I'd get big arms

I worry about sound unintelligent so I generate all my posts through Chatgpt 4 -- including this one.

>>214056052
I'd go out and succeed anyway

>>214056063
>what's it like being such a social failure that despite social success, you can't congregate with other normies and are relegated to anonymous imageboards? just curious
It's great, I get the best of both worlds. I hang out with my friends some nights, post here on others.
really i post here everyday, I use it to fill downtime

AI will probably have sex with you

Corn dog and a chickenburger for din din

>>214056074
yeah I'm sure it's lovely and that's why you're justifying yourself to a stranger online
drink bleach btw

give me two good reasons to not be pro-israel

what if you were gay

>>214056074
Would you ever or have you ever met someone from /cum/

>>214056071
There's ChatGPT 5 now sweetie

>>214056077
AI has already had sex with me several times. I'm quite the player on janitor.ai

What more can we do to help our brothers in Israel? They're dealing with hate from cringe terrorists everyday.

I think we should donate more. Who here is with me? We can all go in and make a huge donation to a number of Israeli charities and organizations.

>>214056061
We've already had this debate. We've been saying normie since 2009 here. Check the archives

i've understood every fetish in my 26 years of living but i still dont understand furfags

I ate a plate of raw vegetables, tuna, and one flour tortilla with some cheddar cheese.

>>214056092
How would you feel if you hadn't sucked dick for breakfast

fun things are fun

>>214056084
I'm just trying to let you know that you're miserableness will make me upset for a few seconds, and then I'll be fine and go back to being content with life (I wish I had a gf THOUGH)
>>214056093
I had the oppurtunity to meet Footkraut in Germany but I decided not to so I could avoid having to explain where I met him to my friends

>>214056063
you need help

legitimately isn't any board on 4chan left untouched by normalcunts
they fully infested every crevice like the roaches they are

>>214056127
Who's the real roach here?
bruh

I pleasured myself to Stephanie Mcmahon

>>214056118
>a few seconds
interesting considering it's almost been 10 minutes and yet you're still justifying yourself to me

>>214056120
you need to fuck off

>>214054995
Youve never heard of Michael Polányi, I take it?

>>214056149
>interesting considering it's almost been 10 minutes and yet you're still justifying yourself to me
Obviously my anger refreshes everytime you reply
So I guess you kind of win since you made me mad. Congrats!

>>214056165
great now fuck off please

>>214056177
No, I'll see you in the next thread

>>214056183
esad