>>214055616 (OP)
Early childhood went smoothly. Loving parents, stable household. I could read when I was three, and never had any trouble in that department. Still on good terms with the parents. Actively and consistently avoided social activities that potentially lead to sex throughout adolescence and early adulthood. Never approached any social event with the mentality "how can I have sex". Started messing up in college (bad grades, just not showing up to class), took time off but I hadn't ruined my life. Went back and finished, got my head on straight. Took a pleb job and worked long hours so I was out of the parent's house most of the day, as long as I was working and saving money they were fine with it. At 28 I finally moved out into a nearby apartment and began living as a fully independent/adult bachelor. Around this point I had like 50K savings and no debt so the parents slightly encouraged me to think about buying a house (we looked at one or two, just for something to do) but I never had any real interest in the idea because I refuse to voluntarily go into debt for any reason, not even for the purpose of building equity in some house. Eventually took an apartmen in the city and for two years I just plain didn't work, and pissed away most of my savings. When they were nearly gone I took a job that I actually quite like overall and I've been doing that ever since.