Thread 214058526

Do people in your country crash out over a corporate chain restaurant changing their logo?
>USA
>yes

>>214058526 (OP)
>I gave my life to Christ in their parking lot
u wut, m8?

>things get worse
>people complain
>"NOOOOO you're not supposed to care about things!!!"

>>214058541
became a born-again christian
my sister did the same, she saw jesus behind a kmart and started going to a church that wouldn't complain about her cock addiction

>>214058550
He should just call it a retarded ugly logo instead of saying it's a woke attack on American culture

>>214058568
>she saw jesus behind a kmart
I love America, unironically

>>214058571
retarded is a no-no word these days so if your real identity is tied to the tweet you have to say "woke" instead

>>214058568
>she saw jesus behind a kmart
What does this mean?

>>214058526 (OP)
the same kind of thing happened to my university logo
if it ain't broke, don't fix it

I dont understand the hype aorund cracker barrel. Extremely milquetoast food that is better just about anywhere else with much less geezers around

>>214058610
You don't go to Cracker Barrel for the food, retard

>>214058623
then why go there at all?

>>214058639
To play with these

>>214058526 (OP)
>the Vvest has fallen and trillions mvst die becavse thing from vvhen I vvas yovnger looks different novv
Why are mutts like this?

>>214058610
that's a very generous way to describe it

>>214058602
We were raised catholic and the priest was a mexican who kept forgiving her for taking cock and smoking weed but wouldn't let her in the church if she smelled bad or wore flip flops which made her unhappy. Her new church doesn't have these rules and has air conditioning. Jesus said it was okay when she was sitting in her car and he appeared to her in the sky, and came down and kissed her, and told her that romans killed jesus and are invading america right now. This was also when she started taking trump very seriously, because trump is her christian president.

The kmart was abandoned and empty.

>>214058661
>romans killed jesus and are invading america right now
New trvke just dropped

>>214058578
>he doesn't have a personal connection with jesus, the son of god and The Savior himself
ngmi

>>214058706
>God personally loves me o algo that’s why he’ll send me to hell if I work on a Sunday or say his name

>>214058526 (OP)
>>214058608
Wait, chuddies are having a melty because they removed the Cracker from the Barrel in the logo?

>>214058694
The pope wants people to be married and priests will openly tell single mothers to go find a provider husband and assist them in doing so. But, most Evangelical priests won't ask these sorts of questions unless they think they can get the marriage itself because they'll make money off the ceremony. Which relates to divorce laws and the fact that the catholic church will often not give women a 2nd or 3rd marriage even if the state does, but all protestant churches will because divorce is allowed in protestantism. Also, the catholic church will not help break a marriage in At Fault Divorce states where Fault is required for the state to recognize the separation, which has important civil alimony/inheritance implications if she is caught committing adultery or first degree murder (abortion in my state now).

Though her case is different because like all whores she won't ever get married because that would imply getting a job and paying taxes. So she became a born again christian instead.

>>214058694
My mom's experience was the same. While on vacation she had left her car and waddled over to the nature area at yosemite, where she looked into the sky and saw jesus's face. Then she passed out due to heat stroke and jesus not only saved her life, but also showed her all her dead babies in heaven with her parents. After this, she realized there was a greater meaning in life: complaining about californians on facebook. This was when she started getting really into fox news and israel stuff, although she had been sponsoring israelis before that.

>>214058902
I really do wish therapy and psychology weren't so stigmatised in our countries because these people could probably really benefit from it.

>>214058694
Catholic churches are the worst, they're always filled with brown people who smoke outside but if you even touch a joint you're done. The catholic church lets mexicans wear coveralls but won't let me wear shorts in church. The most shit I have ever taken was when I went to sunday school in my gym clothes and was kicked out by the spic bitch running it. I told that cunt to go back to mexico and my dad kicked me out. Best decision I ever made since they have an invader bunkhouse anyway. This was my first big redpill when the jesuit priest told me it was my duty to support all the brown spicoid women there. I joined the Marines instead and never looked back.

>>214058902
>After this, she realized there was a greater meaning in life: complaining about californians on facebook

>>214058661
>and kissed her

Reminds me of a type o negative song.

>>214058568
CHRIST IS KING!!!

>>214058550
>voice any negative opinion online
>"NOOO STOP DISLIKING THINGS YOU HAVE TO LIKE EVERYTHING"

>>214058568
>saw jesus behind a kmart and started going to a church that wouldn't complain about her cock addiction
only in america

What happened to freedom of speech, companies now can't change logo designs?

>>214058526 (OP)
It's a shit rebrand but how in the fuck is it "woke"?

>>214059589
Freedom of speech means the government cannot interfere. That’s it.

>>214058568
This isn't any crazier than what Muslims do

>>214058526 (OP)
>a Jamaican and Panamanian immigrant who married a 4/10 white woman and cosplays being a conservtive black american for votes

hes one of the tethers that black americans are talking about most black americans stopped going to cracker barrel in the 90's

>>214059610
Same religion, just with a few extra perks like not being allowed to shit facing Mecca.

>>214058535
'fraid so

>>214058526 (OP)
They're not just changing the logo. They're changing the interior as well

>>214059701
Lots of people need to be fired for this

>>214059551
all women are whores
certainly russia has at least one church where priests don't complain about women taking cock and just take their money instead

I know orthodoxy is strict about whoredom but I'm talking about evangelical and other american/anglo flavor churches that were unbanned in 1994.

>>214058661
Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Your sister just said fuck no to hygiene and turned protestant lmao

>>214059732
Nothing ever happens

>>214059742
>certainly russia has at least one church where priests don't complain about women taking cock and just take their money instead
No. Women who whore around just don’t bother with the whole church thing. Oh, and the Orthodox church is a single thing, so every local community must follow the canon or they’re excommunicated. Google the Old Believers and how they were exiled from the Russian empire for rejecting the Patriarch’s reforms.
t. was raised Orthodox

>>214059701
Their new CEO is a typical business school yuppie who has slashed and hollowed out a few other chain restaurants. They shuffle these corporate leeches around like scandalized priests and they never face real consequences for their shitty business practices.

>>214058568
I SAW THE LAAAAAAWD IN THE MATAIN DEEW AIL IN KMART CHRIST IS KIIING

>>214058526 (OP)
>>214059701
The funny part to me isn't the logo (even though it's awful), it's that they think the terrible new logo and an interior redesign will save the brand. Casual sit-down chains like Applebee's and Chili's are failing as a whole and Cracker Barrel is stereotypically for old people. The name is synonymous with geriatrics and no amount of rebranding is going to change that.

>>214059782
wow so russians are not only literal slaves, but mental slaves too

>>214059821
I thought Chili's was doing great these days though
Relatively speaking, of course

We should start offing evangelicals

>>214059804
catholic churches make kids stand and do charity work which is gay and liberal because they are helping their own ethnic replacement

protestant churches have mountain dew, guns and the constitution. My church literally gave out free constitution booklets with their free bibles and chick tracts

>>214059858
Catholic means “universal” in Latin if you didn’t know. Retarded prosties rather prefer an assortment of local rabbis who bend the canon whichever way they want.

>>214059859
All I know about Chili's specifically is Reviewbrah said their new meal deal was better per dollar than fast food. Maybe they're an exception? In general a lot of those casual sit down places are downsizing.

>>214059880
god bless!

>>214058526 (OP)
>>214058608
>>214059701
Sovless desu

Fascinating.

>>214059917
unrelated to reviewbrah but related to the thread but I have had more religious experiences doing bible study in a chili's parking lot than in an actual church, since chilis made better food than the church ladies

>>214059961
It's not so bad, it looks pretty much like my church. I guess they're going for a chick-fil-a safe religion vibe.

>>214058535
You aren't even allowed to have symbols in your dumbass religion

>>214060001
>bible study in a chili's parking lot
>>214060086
>Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image

>>214058526 (OP)
Don't Americans hate that restaurant?

>>214058568
Dog bless....

>>214060116
Judging by the response from the american public, probably not

>>214058830
>the catholic church will often not give women a 2nd or 3rd marriage even if the state does, but all protestant churches will because divorce is allowed in protestantism
#endwokeness

america is a joke country lol

I get if you hate a logo redesign, most of them are shit anyway but why's it gotta be turned into culture war faggotory? If it was a male CEO nobody would be pissing themselves over it the way they are now.

>>214060373
Everything is a political issue in America.

>>214058661
>and told her that romans killed jesus and are invading america right now.
My fucking sides

>>214058526 (OP)
>I gave my life to Christ
what does this mean in normal words? He tried to unalive?

>>214060566
it just means he decided to become a christian

>>214058541
>>214060109

>>214058568
what was he doing back there /int/?

>>214058541
I noticed these born again christians cannot go without mentioning their faith. Its borderline cult behaviour

>>214058902
>although she had been sponsoring israelis before that.
Amerishits are something else

>>214058568
>she saw jesus behind a kmart
How to we keep winning my esses?

>>214061968
>belonging to a literal cult is borderline cult behaviour
hmmm