Thread 214058688

Sup?

futa cock?

>No PREVIOUS >>214057069
Embarrassing

fuck mcdonalds

>>214058236
>>214058544
OECD GDP(PPP)/capita (Int$)

Alaska: 67,940
Yukon: 58,704
British Columbia: 44,259
Washington: 65,418
Idaho: 40,625
Montana: 44,342
Oregon: 55,915
Wyoming: 65,462
California: 66,821
Nevada: 49,753
Utah: 51,675
Colorado: 58,233
Arizona: 44,127
New Mexico: 44,975
Baja California Norte: 21,454
Sonora: 26,407
Chihuahua: 20,685
Baja California Sur: 23,547
Sinaloa: 17,249
Durango: 15,789
Nayarit: 13,049

Source:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_OECD_regions_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita

It's not "futa cock" it's "futanari cock"

>>214058743
>giving the """"""ethiopian""""""" a (you)

fuck mcdonkeys I'm going to eat kentucky fried man

>>214058765
Is that like that weird Japanese game with the green guy who rolls objects into bundles

>>214058751
https://youtu.be/KwYGI8OjXvo

GDP is irrelevant to everything except retards(re: economists and politicians). California has what, the 5th best in the world or something and half the state lives at or below the poverty line

>>214058776
Katamari?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI5-LvbE4AE

What does GDP stand for

I want to be a homesteader in the Yukon

>>214058799
Yes, that's the one
Sounds like futanari

>>214058806
What's stopping you?

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NANANANANANANA
na katamari damacy

>>214058804
Grand dad penetration

>>214058793
The USA mogs my country and Canada so hard in terms of GDP.

>>214058806
Just download that one Skyrim homestead DLC

>>214058806
B.U.D. - Bad Upper-Canadian Domestic

>>214058815
Les Juifs

>>214058804
gross diseased penis

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR WE ARE REDEEMING U-TURN

>>214058821
Look at this chart! The average Canadian and German is poorer than before Covid.

it's really annoying that futa cock became a meme in this thread because it makes me want to goon every time i see a post about it

Anyone from Alaska or ever been?

>>214058821
Canada’s has effectively plateaued since Trudeau came to power in 2015

>>214058840
No emotional reaction, not even the physical reaction you would expect from a living organism. What the fuck.

>>214058804
Gross domestic ... Penis

What if you were on your deathbed and you tried to talk to your grandkids but you let out a huge fart that drowns out your last words and then you die

>>214058844
I've been
Went to Kodiak Island, Anchorage, Denali, Fairbanks, the road that's north of fairbanks thay goes past the arctic circle, and Katmai National Park.
Katmai was definitely the highlight, it's the best place to see grizzly bears in the entire world. Brooks Falls and Hallo Bay are both crawling with grizzlies, it's worth it to splurge on a grizzly safari there some day.

>>214058840
What a piece of shit evil retard

>>214058863
i noticed that too, truly subhuman

>>214058834
Your countries billionaires get richer much faster. Must be nice to live in the same country as Musk and Bezos.

>>214058834
What is the event depicted in the painting

Mythical creature of the day: Cluricaune

From Irish folklore, the Cluricaune is a real bastard. Hes sort of like a drunken grandpa of the leprechaun. He is known to raid wine cellars and brewery's and drink everything in sight. He can break into locks and fly, so hes hard to catch. But if you happen to find him drunk enough, he has a purse of silver coins you can steal without evoking much consequence. Sometimes he rides through the green fields of ireland on the back of sheep at his pleasure

>>214058840
trust gps saar

>>214058885
god willing musk will be run over by a bus and Bezos Luigi'd

am i the only one who thinks jason is actually the best poster in /cum/

>>214058876
Where is Laconia? Never heard of it.

Everything is computer

NANI

>>214058900
Yes

>>214058874
That's cool af. Can you tell me more? I really want to visit all those places and even the Gates of the Artic. Sometimes I just want to take my car drive from here in Cali and drive around Alaska for a month

>>214058887
lot and his daughters(do NOT google what happens next) fleeing from soddom and gomorrah as god destroys the cities for sinning

>>214058890
This just sounds like an average Irishman. Probably a myth made up by an actual drunk Irishman to cover up the fact he stole all the whiskey from the cellar.

>>214058908
I want

>>214058834
>>214058887
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Destruction_of_Sodom_and_Gomorrah

>>214058887
Me farting

>>214058900
He is just the most important poster but not the one with the best quality posts.

>>214058915
want what?

>>214058901
>Chuddha, if the Italian navy stopped sinking refugee boats, could we accomodate them all?
>If

>>214058900
he is definitely one of the best

>>214058910
>do NOT google what happens next

heh, no need friendo. I already know.

>>214058890
Also I say grandpa because hes supposed to be old and wrinkley
>>214058912
Based

where are the messssicans?

>>214058943
>>214058891

John Martin's biblical stuff is the absolute peak

>>214058908
Oops, sent an incomplete post.
I wanted to visit Gates of the Arctic, but it's tough. You have to arrange to be flown in, and then you need an experienced guide. We were flown in to Katmai via sea plane though which was cool as fuck. We stayed in Hallo Bay and saw like 30 grizzly bears in the span of 3 hours, I'm not exaggerating either, its Bear City. Only downside is the massive piles of bear shit everywhere .
Pic related is some poop I saw near the arctic circle, to this day I don't know what animal produced it.
We also saw like 50 moose throughout the trip, they are everywhere.
Anchorage and Fairbanks are cool but they have a lot of homeless schizos.
I recommend bringing a gun if you can, especially if you plan to hike alone

>>214058963
i prefer his banishment from the garden art

say urn over and over as fast as you can

I hate newsom but his banter with blumpf is top shelf

>>214058949
>johnny hammond-gears
>steely dan music but black
jesus christ, this is the most fun I've had in this thread in a week!

What if we were on the couch and I was wearing socks and I started rubbing the crotch of your pants with my foot

>>214058980
aaron earned an iron urn

move over boys, you've had your turn.

>>214058912
They found a wine cellar that was broken into, and looked outside and saw a little old man fucking a sheep in the dark because he thought it was his wife

>>214058977
Post it
For me, it's the Great Day of His Wrath

>>214058993
this sounds like an indian fable

>>214058890
kek

>>214059011
sorry, it's by thomas cole

is sandy sells sea shells by the sea shore actually hard for people to say or is it just for kids

>>214058908
Denali is beautiful but the main road that goes deeper into the park is closed indefinitely so you'll need a private arrangement to see the best places.
Pic related, a Caribou I saw in Denali.

>>214059038
it’s ’she sells’ not sandy shells

gn /cum/dumpsters

drinking milk

>>214058976
Did setting up this trip cost/consume time a lot? Were you alone?
I want to just do this and fuck off from this shit world. Idk man I really feel the wild call to me

>But Chuddha, are all nations, races and creeds not but facets of the same grand illusion?
>The blacks go first.

>>214059050
>sandy shells

>>214059058
Full disclosure: my parents took me as a college graduation gift, they set up and payed for everything. But we accomplished all that in the span of a week so if you're there for a month then you'll be in great shape

Alienation as we find it in modern society is almost total… Man has created a world of man-made things as it never existed before. He has constructed a complicated social machine to administer the technical machine he built. The more powerful and gigantic the forces are which he unleashes, the more powerless he feels himself as a human being. He is owned by his creations, and has lost ownership of himself.

what if we were sitting across from each other at a table and i pinched your toe with my toe

>>214059075
Yeah fuck you im paying a witch on etsy to curse you

dumb peanutposter

Sandy shells she shells by the sea shore

>>214059094
kick u in the dick

>>214059091
These posts you make always have so many words, but say so little.

>>214059094
i would howl in pain like tom and jerry

why do you call him a peanut

>>214059035
lol that's why I was confused
Thomas Cole is great too
Pic related, Belshazzer's Feast


>>214059045
>>214059082
That's great man. Maybe one day I'll do it.
Thanks anon

I don’t wanna go back. Nobody’s gonna push me off track.

I posted the wrong version, that one is a real stinker
whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrMuoELFG-s

>>214059107
Ironic post

>>214059105
what if I gave your foreskin a ill tug with my toe

>>214059091
>Man has created a world of man-made things as it never existed before.
0/10. See me after class.

>>214059091
In some ways we are the inert matter, animated or possessed by the technology “we” created.

>>214059116
>Belshazzer's Feast
That’s also a 12L bottle of wine :)

>>214059116
I see your Belshazzar and raise you a Lugal-za-ge-si

>>214059091
Avatar-fagging is not allowed.

>>214059116
is there crucifixion artwork? the bible is fairly explicit that they sky turned dark so i guess that would make for great art

After a couple of rape charges most people already think that you are a monster.

>>214059169
One could be a false accusation, but TWO rape convictions? Come on

>>214059134
and it made that sound like when doctors do that thing with rubber gloves

Spoonfuls of peanut butter for supper once again! People close to me don’t really speak to me anymore!

>>214059190
That one on the right is kino as fuck

Feeling awfully hungry for a couple of big macs and that new milk shake from McDonalds but its 1am and I cant buy alcohol

>>214059147
Is that a suppressor or a break

Is he gonna be deaf now

>>214059169
we live in a society

I have vagina envy

why is it so hot?

>>214058821
>two leaders both have right wing leaders
hmmmmm

>>214059214
It's summer

>>214059208
You can just use the rear hole as a substitute pussy. The gays are way ahead of the curve in this arena.

glorpshittin in ma terlitt

>>214059208
You have a hole

>>214059208
>vagina envy
No such thing. Penis envy is also pseudo science.

>>214059222
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>214059233
no thats a mushroom

>>214059223
I don’t like anal I’ve tried

I suffer in Long Beach

>>214059156
Who's going to stop me

I wake up around 11am most days

The land of Susa I did utterly lay to waste so that not even a dog is left in the street. Weeds cover the ziggurats of Elam and jackals stalk its ruins and so it was decreed by me, Ašurbanipal, ruler of Assur.

>>214059248
why have you tried

>214059257
>Avatar or signature use.

why am i so horny? i just jacked off a few hours ago.

>>214059248
the occasional sharpie up the butt makes fapping more fun sometimes

>>214059251
It's a long beach

>>214059270
Wow Ašurbanipal, you're sooooo badass and honorable for slaughtering all those women and children

>>214059251
boohoo, bitch. enjoy your smog

>Pseudoscience
More like piezoluminescence bro I wish I had a girlfriend.

extremely dumb peanutspammer

>>214059268
Waking up before noon? Keep bragging, normalfag.

me = right
you = wrong

>>214059321
The blanket looks like a towel.

>>214059323
Peanut is my favourite bunny why don’t they spam that little nigga? Anime is not a peanut bro get real.

>>214059328
KITTIN!

alberta is the coolest province name, northwest territories is second, british columbia is third

I want to visit vermont during fall time

arbys...

>>214059296
I came in force against the land of Kemet and I scattered their forces like wheat before me and my chariots trampled on the man who called himself king before me and none dared to stand before Ašurbanipal who is king in Ašur and in Babylon and none dare question his rule.

>>214059328
boop

>>214059272
For the reason you stated. It just goes so much deeper than pure desire for different physical experiences that it wouldn’t fulfill me even if I liked it

One spoon full of peanut butter in the pooper for the peanut spammer, please!

>>214059358
get some help

I dropped spy x family because it's boring and nothing happens. I don't care how sexy Becky is, she can't carry the series by herself.

We live unsnide a dream

>>214059350
I like Nova Scotia, desu.

>>214059386
comfy

comfy beyond all belief

I dropped anime because it's shit

They're doing this to me tomorrow

rumor is that kingcobrajfs is dead ):

>>214059406
Why

>>214059350
I think nova scotia is because it's like nova prospekt prison from half life and scotland is cool

Don't be negative guys

>>214059388
brainlet. Every twilight flashback is kino

>>214059161
Finally found it
Calvary

The future will be Techno-Feudalism

>>214059421
Nice

>>214059445
It already is to an extent

>>214059350
1. Newfoundland
2. Alberta
3. Nova Scotia
4. Prince Edward Island
5. New Brunswick
6. British Columbia
7. Yukon
8. Ontario
9. Quebec
10. Nunavut
11. Manitoba
12. Saskatchewan
13. Northwest Territories

>>214059415
Why not

>>214059427
God almighty the things I'd do to Becky......

>>214059490
New Spain

>>214059484
Hm?

>>214059457
nah nigga you trippin northwest territories sounds ominous and powerful. newfoundland is like you're mumbling something through a mouthfull

>>214059486
Great movie. Gene Hackman was the man.

Life is like a poker game.
If you don't win, you lose.

Need a girl who will remove my earwax with her tongue ASAP

>>214059524
it was quite the conversation piece

*blade theme starts playing*

smacky the frog

>>214059562
the crowd was so dead in the one special he had

>>214059536
you've got to KNOOOOOOOOOW WHEN TO HOLD 'EM
KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM
KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAAAY
when the dealin's done

Fuck why am I up so late? I’ve got a long day of waking up at midday and watching tv tomorrow

>>214059552
Carlos you muthafucka

In the name of Sulayman the Lawgiver, the most munificent holder of the seven crowns of Anatolia, Rome, Syria, Egypt, Mesopotamia, Arabia Hungary, the Caliph of all Islam and guardian of the sacred sites of Mecca and Medina, let it be known to the people that He has chosen the king of Austria as his vassal, to pay him yearly 50 pounds of gold bullion in tribute in lieu of his refusal to accept the Seal of the Prophets! By God! Sulayman the Lawgiver has enacted this decree!

>10:30
>late

Some of us live on the important coast

>>214059607
on lake michigan?

>>214059607
yah, the best coast

business idea: free creampies

Dr. Pepper is a health potion.

coolest state names
1. Alaska
2. Nevada
3. Washington
4. Utah
5. Texas

>>214059619
I think your mom started that business decades ago

>>214059629
montana is the coolest

>>214059629
Idaho is an invention of a representative of that territory, it has no linguistic basis

my 7 year old hdd that stored many memes and reaction images has broken and is irreparable. My personality has vanished.

>>214059629
These aren’t cool

Women want to have sex with me sometimes but they aren’t the sexy big boobies kind. I want the big jiggle boobers for squishing and sex. The bouncing round with cleavage and boob nipples.

>>214059629
*coalest state names

>>214059659
i know that feel

>>214059629
What about Hawaiiiiiii

Muslims can't poop while facing Mecca

>>214059666
you should've come up with better names then, anon

>>214059679
How do they always know where Mecca lies?

>>214059741
Compass should do the trick

>>214059669
thats deep

Eating ramen with a lead warning on the package

>>214059700
It was in my twelth year that the kizilbash overran the Shah of Arran and claimed his land for the Safaviyya of which I am head. They at length brought me to the city of Tabriz and there they crowned me chief of this land of Fars, and since I have supped from the skull of Mahmoud Shaybani and surely must overturn the world, ya Muhammad, ya Ali!

boomers might go down in history the worst generation of americans ever

>>214059772
it's okay you're retarded already

I google street viewed my childhood house today. i noticed something different. behind my house there are two very large pine trees. i didn't think much of that at first glance as a lot on the neighborhood changed since the 90s. then i remembered. those pine trees. my dad and I planted those. they were shorter than me at the time. now they tower over the two story house.

i was not prepared for these feels.

>>214059784
they are the single most destructive generation of organisms that this planet has ever seen

>>214059784
as the*

>>214059798
hopefully that makes you feel good, seeing the fruits of your labor

>>214059784
yeah

I like the names of Rhode Island, New York, Virginia, the Carolinas, and Georgia

>>214059813
It makes me feel old and sad somehow

>>214059798
I recently drove past my childhood home for nostalgia’s sake, and discovered it has been torn down to build an ugly McMansion.

Getting high on ibuprofen

>>214059798
the absolutely huge tree that I vividly remember from my childhood block had its branches and plumage completely gutted in the latest streetview. I never got to climb it and I was heartbroken

>>214059828
Would you rather those trees been cut down?
>>214059857
It's possible that it was becoming a safety hazard, falling branches are no joke

>>214059855
enjoy your liver damage

gonna go for an inceldrive in a little bit

Gn cum

>>214059863
like I give a FUCK

look at this beautiful behemoth

>>214059812
DER KAISER SCHLUCKT GANS FLANDER
BEKOMMT IHM EWIG WOHL!

>>214059894
Gesundheit!

>>214059863
>Would you rather those trees been cut down?
no. it's just the passage of time that's bothering me today. this is one of the trees. it was 4 foot tall when the house was sold and we moved across country. they changed the color of the eavestroughs. and added a satellite dish. we didn't even have cable in this house.

>>214059824
I agree with Rhode Island and the Carolinas
but Virginia is like a mix of virgin and vagina, absolutely horrendous name I might even put it below Mississippi

>>214059921
the passage of time allows for beautiful things to happen, like that tree growing tall and you getting smarter and having more life experiences

>>214059879
you're like that guy you're literally him

>>214059909
>when you just want to prove to the pope you have a bigger dick than him in this life, not the next

>>214059924
>but Virginia is like a mix of virgin and vagina, absolutely horrendous name
Grow up

I cant really pronounce the name of the state Massachusetts. For some reason it's hard for German speakers.

Sex with third world brown girls in their corrugated metal shacks...

>>214059964
Massa - like a negro referring to his master
Chu - like choo choo train
setts - like sets in a gym

>>214059964
Masseinchussets

>>214059978
i pronounce it as massive huge tits

>>214059959
Fuck you

>>214059978
>>214059990
>>214059996
Thank you so much!

>>214059938
How bout this humidity?

>>214059883
sleep tight

Massivehugetits
Massivehugetits
Massivehugetits

>>214060009
buhgina saskatchewan

>>214059921
what are you, 90?

also why is that cable on the roof

>>214059948
yea

You know you are cooked when you read your conversations with her and giggle at them

>>214060042
my what?

>>214060035
>what are you, 90?
41. the tree was planted when I was five.

>>214059964
I say “Massa-choo-sits”

massa's huge tits

>>214060008
aw poor fella

>>214060075
Imagine being a slave and being forced to breed massa's big titted wife
And niggers claim they suffered....

SUCH A LONG WAY TO GOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUH

>>214059938
you're picrel

bros....why is /mu/ saying he's dead...

>>214060117
I’m not the leaf who’s posting about being 41, if that’s what you’re getting at

Suffering from a muscle cramp and screaming "make it worse nigger" at god

>>214060037
What car?

>>214060117
>>214060132
there's no eating in the car.

>>214060133
you might be mentally ill

uh oh here comes the existential dread

>4chan.org
>might

i'm that guy
who needs to kill himself

>>214060139
vw golf

>>214059552
That's funny Carlos. You will be deported last.

>come home from work just enough time to goon, eat slop, and drink alcohol
>wake up wage
>rinse and repeat
Such is the wagie life. Only 40 more years to go!

>but Chuddha, with climate change and without immigration quotas in our Western countries, the entire third world might perish!
>might

>>214060197
kek based

>>214059486
>paranoid wreckage
Wtf does this mean

>>214060203
but the goonage, the sloppage, the alcoholage...
it's better than being dead, ain't it?

>>214060216
>import immigrants from the most climate polluting parts of the planet to replace the already awful job market and high unemployment rate

>>214060130
This emergency services shit is allegedly about him
https://www.newsbreak.com/crime/casper-wy/32016_1755805172_keaokmth-male-found-unresponsive-with-blue-lips-and-no-breathing

Nooo, they expect one of us in the goonage, brother

>>214060143
No Puerto Rican whores in the car

the ice age, the stone age, the iron age, the information age, all leads up to... the goon age

>>214060282
wow thanks camilia ur so babe

>>214060243
>Chuddha, what are HOA members reincarnated as?
>Not blacks.

goodnight

history will look back on us as the plastic age

>>214060351
night

>>214060351
gn

>>214060351
Good night bud

Nerds be like “idk why girls date Chad who cheats on them and not nice guys like me who would never cheat” as if they’d ever have the option to

>>214060351
Dreamt I murdered my brother with a crowbar last night
The night before I dreamt of fucking cunny
I won't sleep tonight

>>214060388
just think of the fungi from Yuggoth

>>214060388
Somethings are best kept to yourself

>>214060388
you should try taking some magnesium

>>214060417
Sorry for upsetting you
>>214060434
What will that do?

>>214060448
magnesium glycinate is one of the best health supplements to take, but it also gives you crazy dreams

>>214060473
Sounds fun, might take it for kino dreams

>>214060473
I'd prefer to not dream desu, seems like it's escalating and bad things come in threes you know?

>>214060484
yeah I had very intense dreams for about 2 weeks after starting it. now I kind of forget them again idk but it's still good to take I guess. I had some cheapass magnesium from walmart, it didn't seem to do much. the glycinate is better

>>214060487
smoke a bunch of weed and you'll stop dreaming

it's neat when you think about the dream you just had and can pinpoint moments from it to thoughts you had the day before

>>214060512
I don't find that neat because I never think anything good

I’m sad, but like, in an interesting way.

when i was younger i definitely had more vibrant and imaginative dreams

especially when it's something really mundane that you thought your brain just threw out, but then it just shows up again even though you basically forgot about it

out of milk

i'm alive, but like, in a meaningless and empty way.

>>214060523
I don't have good dreams and I still find it neat
don't have nightmares all that much either

>>214060523
so try thinking someithing good eh

>>214060562
Nothing good to think about in my piece of shit life

>>214060499
I quit weed as of last week, when will my dreams come back?

>>214060499
I always feel depressed when I'm not high once I start smoking, I'll have to pass, I'm doing real good these days crazy dreams aside

>>214060548
NOOOOO

>>214060587
idk maybe never. I used to smoke a bunch and I barely dream or at least remember the dreams

i'm alive but the fact i was ever alive will have effects that ripple throughout time past my death before becoming dispersed. but the effects will be beyond my reckoning and ultimately may be for the worse

>>214060579
what's your situation?

Bought a fresh half gallon of milk and some chocolate baking chips for my pancakes yesterday

>>214060604
:(

>>214060618
I'm raped every single day

milk makes me feel bloated but cheese doesnt

>>214060587
When I quit weed they came back almost immediately. A few days tops. But I also still would have dreams when I was getting high a lot, just a little less frequently.

>>214060633
by who? can't you call the cops? don't you have any weapons? are you jerkin my chain?

>>214060679
He's being raped by Allah

>>214060638
very melanin-coded post

>>214060710
I mentioned this on fit and got the same response, you're like bots. I'm Ukrainian.

>>214060780
>>214060780
>>214060780

>>214060830
>>214060830
New