Thread 214060734

-The countrysise is as warm, dry and arid as Spain but has more bushes and trees.
-The cuisine is peak, ngl I really enjoyed it.
-Beautiful women ngl
-Locals seemed very regionalists kinda like Catalafags and Euskarocucks
-The streets were dirty as fuck, and driving was a hellhole.
-Even despite Spain has been stereotyped as fanatical Catholic country, Sicily was overall more Catholic and the catacombs of Palermo were a unique macabre, underworld and gothic experience as taken of Medieval era with no equivalent in here.
-Beaches were far better than anything in Valencia and Andalucia, literally free from gork fetid pinkoid guiris.
-Every church was a Baroque masterpiece, specially Catania

8/10

>>214060734 (OP)
rightful Aragonese clay

>>214060734 (OP)
did you attend pippo baudo's funeral?

>>214060734 (OP)
Zainichi gypsies litter the streets saar, please visit again. Also don't know where you've been but most of the beaches are invaded by wh*t*s

>>214060734 (OP)
I want to go to Italy but they hate us

>>214060734 (OP)
It needs more black men

>>214062499
Yeah, I saw a lot of German looking blondes who somehow spoke a perfect Italian with italian accent. I guessed they came from the North of Italy. So they don't count as guiris at all. Neither behaved as beefs in Benidorm and Canarias.

>>214062555
There were a lot of Pajeets and black men, tho

>>214062537
Your country is hateable ngl

>>214062537
it's true, Sicilians HATE the French
come to spend your money in Campania instead trust me

>>214062775
Good to know

>>214062537
France has the Côte d'Azur,Corsica and even tropical islands, it would make no sense for you to come here, same for the Spanish op btw.
Help your own tourist industry instead of aiding foreigners

>>214060734 (OP)
first thing I noticed when I went to central spain was the lack of trees. Really weird landscape you got there

You know why Italy is shaped like a boot? to kick Sicily's ass

>>214062537
Get vesper'd

>>214062537
>they hate us
it's a meme

>>214062537
How do you go anywhere then

>>214062678
Are you sure they were pajeets and not north africans

they have lots of these little lizards that run about, we don't have those here

>>214065815
yeah lizards need sunlight to survive, mohamed

>>214065815
geckoes? they're heckin cute and eat insects

>>214062537
I love France though, I would love living there but my profession isn't really transferable abroad

>>214066187
Why can't you fuck your mom in france?

>>214066251
Why are you so rude? No reason to insult a stranger

>>214066285
...wtf

>>214066056
Geckos are a nightmare and the spawn of Satan himself. Those little fuckers will somehow swarm into your house if you leave the slightest crack open or if you dare leave a 0.1mm gap between your window and its frame, forcing you to hunt for every crack with a caulk gun for months on end and terrorizing you all throughout the summer. And woe betide the fool who lets one of them escape because in a month he'll have a dozen new geckos to deal with. TGD fuck those little nigger bastards.

>>214067685
you sound like a pussy just use antifreeze, I killed so many the government told me to stop

>>214068104
Wait there's a way to wipe them out? Please teach me Sensei

>>214068131
the forbidden gatorade
it smells sweet so animals will drink it, but it's toxic poison that will kill them in a few minutes. I have killed several thousand cockroaches, hundreds of geckos, snakes and rats, and several cats and dogs this way

Only issue is that you have to leave it out in an easy access dish so pets and dumb children will drink it. I usually keep it inside a used rat box trap, geckos go in but can't get out. Cleaning it out is dirty but it's always so full they are stacked on top of each other. Now they skip my house.

relevant documentation

healthywildlife.ca/the-killer-coolant/

medlineplus.gov/ency/article/002751.htm

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethylene_glycol_poisoning

The best stuff is the full strength canadian winterized stuff which is now banned in my state for being too toxic to humans.

>>214068269
>I have killed several thousand cockroaches, hundreds of geckos, snakes and rats
>you have to leave it out in an easy access dish so dumb children will drink it.
Holy fucking based. Arigato Sensei i will screenshot this and apply your wise teachings. Today is the end of the gecko menace and the constant terror attacks upon my domicile. I'm never shit talking the US again God bless the allegiance flag https://youtu.be/rPr57ntcV6E

Related: Remember, bugs have exoskeletons. This means if you hit them with a water-absorbing liquid, they explode from the outside in. I do this frequently with my favorite water-absorbing chemical, engine degreaser. Even the gay california low VOC brake cleaner will kill a roach in under 5 seconds, it will litterally explode it's organs out in a huge mess. The good full chlorinated russian/chinese stuff is probably still legal in egypt and will make them explode bigger, better, faster. WD40 works too but takes about a minute.

Example of what I'm talking about. This is the full strength hardcore stuff that is banned in America for killing small children:

partsource.ca/products/certified-chlorinated-brake-cleaner-525-g

>>214068430
better have a plan to deal with the bodies, where I live the garbage company will not pick up a bin full of dead animals and roaches they reported me to the fire dept who fined me over it. I had to pay for disposal. Most of my neighbors just put them in a big heap and burn them with special sauce (campfire cubes mixed into cat litter and rust)

>>214068520
Use diatomite powder. No need to spray it all the time and huff the vapours, just spread very fine layer on the way. It's not toxic(still not very healthy to breath in though), it can stay on the surface for years and doesn't lose on effectiveness.

>>214068520
>Innovating even in ways to kill bugs
This is why America is THE world superpower and has been so for the last century. Has any other people ever been so based, so dedicated to making absolute KINO by just existing? I think not. When US troops finally come to Egypsiestan for our oil i will KNEEL to them with a smile on face, forever grateful that they'll spread their ideals and KINO spirit to even my humble little corner of the world. "Happy is he who calls himself an American" - Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, while lamenting that no country would EVER equal the US in terms of pure based per capita.

>>214060734 (OP)
Is it true they are basically Greek?

>>214068809
why don't you suck his dick while you're at it

>>214069226
It is a noble service to pleasure the denizens of the glorious United States of America (God's resting place). Giving an American the ol Glucky Gluck 9000 hoover vaccum technique is a service not only to humanity but also to God himself. You need to learn how to get on your knees Frenchanon. Shouldn't be that hard really all Frenchmen are basically half gay anyways

>killing geckos
what the fuck is wrong with you people, genuinely soulless

>>214060734 (OP)
as every terrun they are literally catholic Greeks btw terronia starts under the Po valley
Spain is more like Piedmont if anything

>>214067685
Why would you bem annoyed by geckos what have they done to your?

>>214069961
Tornatene in Bergamia Sizzi, manchi alla mamma

>>214069858
Thirdies are always mean to animals

>>214070149
kek at that seething
>everyone hating siculo-napolitan scum is sizzi
btw sizzi never hated Tuscans, I do as I see them as same East Med race

>>214070033
I'm scared shitless of them and they know it and yet they keep coming back to my house. Unforgivable.

>>214070150
Sorry not everyone can afford to casually feed lizards, Mario. I can't really afford to feed myself and have been eating the exact same 3 meals (bread and cheese for breakfast and dinner, chicken and rics for lunch) for around 4 years now day in and day out because i can't afford to have a more diverse diet ever since that fuc- i mean our wonderful leader took over and drove food prices skyhigh. I'll be sure to spare some bread for reptiles instead of keeping it for myself though since you told me :)

>>214069961
>Spain is more like Piedmont i
spain is not even european, they are half moorish spawn

I like North, South and Central Italy equally

>>214070844
Thanks but now hang keir starmer on a lampost pls

>>214070988
we can only hope and pray

>>214060734 (OP)
rightful turkish clay

>>214070767
remove vpn or go back