Thread 214061247

recursive elton john edition

free palestine!

bit early this, bit gay too

>>214061252
What you thinking? Double quarter pounder with cheese and 3 chicken selects with limited edition franks spicy mayo and a large Coke Zero to drink?

St Magnus Cathedral in Kirkwall is the only church worth seeing in Scotland. It's a very godless and inaesthetic country, sadly.

>>214061265
no i don't think i will

>Run trial of 32 people
honestly why even bother at that point

>>214061279
Big arch, 20 nuggers, apple pie

I have a good job and a mortgage on a nice house and a decent car but i have no friends and will never have a wife and kids and will die alone. I am deeply unhappy because of this.

I am going to get the mcdonaldland meal with the blue shake topped with pink whipped cream so I can get the collectible tin full of stickers and postcards and keep my drugs in it in my purse :)
I hope I get birdy

>>214061291
Hmm?

>>214061295
What's your belly circumference?

>>214061295
>20 nuggers
*20 nugroes

be polite

>>214061297
corr let me stay round and I'll be your mate

>>214061295
grim stop eating that slop

>>214061297
What's your belly circumference?

kino

>>214061297
get a bf and have him plough your prostate with his BGC big gay cock

>>214061312
oh massive fat cunt me

>>214061322
she looks like the mcdonaldland milkshake

How about his face when he saw the gat

8 hours of toil, it not right

>>214061323
26 inches

at work thinking about yaoi again lads

>>214061374
you're anorexic lol

>>214061297
Why not consider the SEApill unironically?

I see a guy at my local supermarket sometimes shopping with his oriental wife and he must be in his 50s, grey hair and all that, and his wife looks about 25-30, speaks in the stereotypical sing-song oriental voice. He sort of talks down to her but it could just be the language barrier.

>>214061322
>>214061347
see?

>>214061405
this nigga done lost his mind

this apple i'm eating is so juicy mmmm
*looks at you with juice running down my chin*

>>214061400
Never doing that. I don't find them attractive for a start
It's a white (north-western European) gf/wife or nothing

been done

>>214061322
Face like a bag of hammers

McDonald's are running out of ideas

>>214061422
*twats you in your greasy mush*

>>214061419
it's true! she looks like the shake! stop denying it!

A 26-inch waist measurement is generally considered small for women

>>214061445
triple quarter pounder

>>214061422
Denethor ahh

>>214061453
He's anorexic. He only eats leaves

just ate, shot and left

I HATE the shakedem

>>214061422
what type of apple is it? I hope it's a honeycrisp or a pink lady

just measured my belly
56 inches at the waist

>>214061247 (OP)
Elton John in Tour de France is Peloton John!

MY SHAKEDEM BRINGS ALL THE FUZZ TO THE YARD
AND THEY'RE LIKE,
'PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD YOU'RE UNDER ARREST'

>Lil Nas X arrested and taken to hospital after wandering LA streets in underwear

gay n*gger moment

throwing diego like a fucking javelin

>>214061392
nope

>>214061487
BIG BOY

>>214061487
Patriot

>>214061501
>falling for marketing

>>214061453
Women generally have wider waists than men actually

>>214061499
hahaha

it's rewind time everybody

>>214061487
nigga u need ozempic

>>214061525
fuck off dj casper

at toil, sucking coffee, eating crap, growing larger

>>214061501
Wait, Lil Nas X is gay?

>>214061400
What is the SEApill? Buy a mail order bride from thailand? No thanks I think thats not nice

>>214061543
Based
Asian mail order brides are grasping harpies who will wring you dry

>>214061485
it was in fact a pink lady

theres one thing this thread needs

>>214061521
Not healthy women, no
Even considering big fat bloaters, no

wow he was walking the middle of ventura blvd in his undies at 4am lol wow
also I haven't watched tmz in ages harvey levin is looking old

>>214061556
based

white girls' pink soles

you're heating up your breakfast while i'm heating up my dinner

Lost 120lb and have loose skin - gonna go Lithuania and get it removed, so depressed.

isn't thailand in SEA

>>214061574
i like when they're sort of orange-pink

>>214061521
you're confusing hips with waist

>>214061583
did you lose it too fast?

>>214061592
Nah just yo-yod for a decade and blew up really quick - got a proper apron...

mad how the internet and life in general has gotten worse since 2018

>>214061592
it's not a question of that. he just got so obese that it stretched his skin

>>214061550
No it's not that, I just think it's wrong to buy a wife just because I've failed to develop into someone who could naturally attract a woman.

>>214061581
Im on my incel night patrol
It 70 and breezy
Pics soon x

>>214061591
Even then women's hips are only wider relative to the rest of their bodies
In absolute terms women tend to have slightly narrower or similar sized hips to men

>>214061581
You with the retarded time zone again, eh? Couldn't just keep in your pants with the Fahrenheit, had to wig out completely.

>>214061609
They would've ended up divorce raping you anyway

The only external body part that women mog men on is tits
Even mens arses are nicer

>>214061628
fahrenheit is objectively superior thoughever

early reports suggesting that kingcobrajfs aka josh Saunders has passed away in his trailer

>>214061615
you're out looking for incels on their night walk?

>>214061566
Pcp? Or i've been watching cops

>>214061692
just checked the farms and they rate this FALSE

>>214061650
least homosexual brit poster

>>214061713
alri skeletor

>>214061710
is kikifarms for lolcow watching and discussion?

homealone and the Belgian flag, Canadian flag, and spainfreak are the same person

Wonder if Britain is unique in the general feeling of decline everywhere or is all of Europe like this? Or is it all in my head and everything is fine

>>214061692
I didn't even know he was sick

>>214061781
Why don't you ask some other generals ans report back with your findings
Nice little task for you today

>>214061781
its worldwide. if the good guys won WW2 then I dont know why this is happening

>>214061768
all 190

>>214061768
no one knows who those others are

>>214061781
it's happening all over europe as well

haven't had a wank since tuesday what am i like

>>214061823
hes go tto do so many
his posts barely get any replies

maybe homealone isnt him, but hes sort of too much like Mikey and that fruity retard with the gay camera selfie. he is too much like them, and, he is also probably going to go get murdered and replaced with an AI clone or the paraSHITE posting as "him" IMO

Congolese nigger BBC quivering BBC nigger poo penis

doing quite the poo

I tried reading on the road but I didn't like it
maybe I'll try again
meh

if you dont exercise NOW then you will be DISABLED at age 70

doing a watch

What's tiresome about this 4chan ban thing is that we have to go through the whole bureaucratic red tape process just to reach the government's inevitable, desired end (UK ISPs being forced to block the site after non-compliance) that we all knew would happen from Day 1.

We have to go through weeks and months of unenforceable fines being issued, legal responses denying the fines, court hearings which go unattended etc when everyone already knows the outcome. It's all for show.

Even if the Donald Trump administration weigh in, it will only be to say to the UK "do not try to impose fines on US-based websites for non-compliance with UK laws". The white house won't comment on the next step, they won't say "don't you dare make UK ISPs stop serving 4chan to UK IPs" because then they're overstepping by telling the UK how it should or shouldn't enforce the UK's own laws within the UK.

I can't see any room for ISPs to push back once the buck is passed to them. They're UK-based companies with offices and assets here, making them susceptible to fines, and they're obliged to comply with UK law. At this point it is essentially guaranteed that 4chan will be unaccessible from the UK via the normal pathway in a matter of some weeks or months.

The relevant questions now are: will VPNs be outlawed and will Reform repeal the OSA when they get in? Those are the next 2 points on the road that actually matter, everything between now and then is a forgone conclusion.

my lawyer is pestering me to play EU4 with him this weekend

>>214061870
why not read on the settee or somewhere comfortable

>>214061875
not much to debate there
>>214061874
cant believe the state people get themselves into how do you even exist as a fat sack of poo it's harder to get to that state than to not

>>214061874
These are just averages
You might be a shit exerciser

GOVERNMENT, I am saying this RIGHT NOW and KNOW you can hear me IF YOU DONT GIVE ME DISABILITY BENEFITS PIP ADA MONEY AND MAKE ME NOT NEED TO GO TO APPOINTMENTS OR GET A JOB I CANT GET I WILL KILL MYSELF. I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF IF I DONT GET PIP, IN PUBLIC

>>214061895
What sort of exercise do you do deegs

>>214061913
dont think anyone would care if you did

>>214061924
homegym

OFCOM IS HERE READING THIS MESSAGE AND THEY HAVE SEEN THAT I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF. I WILL GO OUT TO THE UK AND BLAME GOVERNMENT AND KILL MYSELF AND BLAME ENGLAND AND KIER STARMER FOR PUTTING ME IN THE SITUATION WHERE I GO KILL MYSELF

>>214061895
not a very compassionate Christian mentality diego

>>214061900
>You might be a shit exerciser

it's mental how many people go to the gym and do nothing. By which I mean, they'll use machines or dumbbells or whatever but they don't actually exert themselves, they never push hard or end up near failure or leave the gym sweating

>>214061931
wanking doesnt count mate

didn't understand this film when I watched it years ago but now I feel more and more like the protagonist every day

>>214061870
more like jack kerowank

Pocket Monsters Make

me Feel
Better !!

>>214061961
he just wanted breakfast

>>214061939
why are you so autistic mate
>>214061949
project on
>>214061940
reminds me of the people who go to the library all day but read properly for about an hour the rest is spent getitng coffee looking at social media etc

>>214061924
athletic gay sex

>>214061961
me this morning when I went outside and started yelling

>>214061895
morning deegsy
no chance of you becoming a fat sack with all that ploughing you'll be doing this weekend amirite?

are you the one they call stump grinder

>>214061710
Look up the Poleaboo thread while you're there!

toil concluded but now must toil tomorrow morning too
not good at all haha

>>214061997
morning anonsy
nah mate dont work on a farm

mousey I'm sorry to hear they're trying to get you in work after your latest sectioning and medicating but to be honest you'll easily avoid job-seeking responsibilities with your condition

If they do actually make you attend a job centre I can guarantee you your work coach will put you in the "not required to look for work" stream (i.e the mental health problem stream) on your first day with one look at you.

There's no likelihood of you ending up in a job.

VISIT
KENTUCKY

>>214062012
just FYI this post is gaslighting

>>214061997
>ploughing
FOY

>>214062037
Odd post

>>214062018
hideous

>>214062018
four chimneys jeremy?

we share a lot of the same opinions

>>214062018
NEED to sit on that porch drinking mint juleps

>>214062018
That's actually quite nice for a yank house

>>214062018
peak comfy

ahem

>>214062035
It was actually a serious assessment of your situation but whatever. All I'm telling you is not to worry so much about having to set foot inside a job centre.

What's happening is that people who don't know you, who are only seeing your file on some NHS or DWP computer somewhere, are following a retarded flow chart to "try and get you into work". The moment you physically attend a job centre appointment, I'm telling you the human being who sees you there will correctly assess that you're not fit for work.

And I'm not saying they'll say that because of some rude /brit/ stereotype about your appearance, I'm telling you they'll reach that conclusion because of your mental state. You're not the sort of person they will try to force into a job. Believe me, they just won't. The moment a real person sees you and you're no longer just a name on a computer screen, they'll recognise you shouldn't be required to look for work and will put you in the right stream, help you with your PIP etc.

never a frown, with golden brown...

GONNA BE A FINE DAY
GONNA BE A REAL FINE DAY

>>214062162
post qualifications
I didnt read your post. post your qualifications first, and then ill read it (you ruined it with your first post and I dont think you have qualifications)

>>214062195
bruh this song is about drugs... so deep

songs about drugs are actually songs about death

any rum cats going

>>214061887
hahaha yes very good

i'm getting worse

Feel like a gay porn wank

>>214062218
what about lucy in the sky with diamonds

>>214062079
Just stay in your smelly bedroom drinking Lidl lager

>>214061877
Put a sock in it 2016mong

^_~

>>214062249
Are you actually gay?

What a pimp

the actual correct pronunciation of plough is 'pluff'

>>214062262
No but that's why it's so hot self-inserting as the bottom

>>214061931
"Homegym" can mean anything from Tom Haviland bicep curling a fire hydrant in his shed to your mum doing pec flies on a bowflex, totally meaningless

needles to say, I took drugs

/brit/ stands with Israel

>>214062262
No I just prefer wanking to gay porn as I feel that straight porn is degrading to women and harms one's perception of women in general, which is not good for relationships

hep bog fad
or
hag fed bop

>>214062304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liDdir5FBr0

any yookay man in

love it when other countries use this general as a shitpost dumping ground

>>214062303
dont know what any of this means
imagine the standrd gym equipment
bench treadmill rack variety of weights etc
in a home
lol

>>214062351
What Christian denomination are you?

>>214062162
These are the ramblings and ravings of a man who is so amazingly disconnected from reality and terminally online. I don't think a team of experts studying the paradigms held by the terminally online could construct a more perfect post that is emblematic of the worldview endemic to the socially isolated and dull. To post such an unhinged reply with so little stimulus betrays a simple truth, you live in a self created metaphysical hell on Earth.

>rack
for squatting on knobs no doubt

>>214062361
...prefer not to say

>>214062001
i've been reading about a famous internet philosopher being a paedophile
>>214061761
yh

>>214062204
My qualifications in this case are that I've had extensive experience with the job centre in the hot seat position as a claimant.

I have the menthol elves too but nowhere near to the extent you do (again, no offense intended) but they were constantly asking me "are you sure you're really ready for work and should be looking for work?". The extent of my problems are depression, anxiety and suicidal thoughts but I actually CAN work. They were constantly trying to get me to go into the other steam, the "not required to look for work" stream for people with health problems.

What I'm saying is that if they drag you kicking and screaming into a job centre, I promise you the work coach won't force a person such as yourself into something your not up to. I'm not saying this to shit on you but you're not someone who is able to work. It wouldn't make sense for them to pressure you into looking for work, somehow getting hired for work, then being sacked due to your mental state. To my mind it is obvious that you cannot work. It will be obvious to them too.

They will put you in the correct stream, tick the right boxes on the right forms on their computer, and in the end you'll have even better supporting evidence for your PIP claims now and in future because you'll have the backing of the job centre that you're legitimately not someone who is capable of working.

There's only so much the job centre can do to force a square peg into a round hole. They cannot force a person such as yourself to become someone who can hold down a job. With all that in mind, my point is that you personally shouldn't let it worry you if some retarded NHS/DWP process means you need to attend a job centre appointment. I promise you, it will be fine for someone like you.

>>214062377
Fake deegz

>>214062351
>rack variety of weights
Nice
What sort of weight exercises do you do?

any fellow alchies in i recommend that on top of the vitamin tablets and milk thistle you should already be taking add an NAC tablet to your water about an hour before taking your nightly drink (if you are a functional alcoholic like me and drink at night, if you drink all day you are doomed anyway)

i really do think it helps you to feel better in the morning. do not take it after or during drinking, apparently this can make the liver damage you're doing even worse

>>214062273
calling someone a pimp is not a compliment

>>214062296
So you like to imagine yourself in a submissive position. That's interesting. Would you describe yourself as submissive in other areas of your life?

>>214062393
all the normal ones squat bench dead etc

>>214062389
>
so you dont have the qualifications to psychoanalyse someone (over the internet), so shut up. your opinion is literally worthless and I only reply in the hopes that you do change and stop thinking you can go inset yourself into someones life over the internet, oer a snapshot of their life (from posts on 4chan) to try and get them to do things

>>214062431
What's your total deegs?

actually a bit cold today

>>214062389
you recognise how deeply mentally deranged mousepaedo is yet you're still trying to reason with him. absolutely pointless.
hes a self-saboteur anyway. he wont be doing a single thing to help himself ever.

>>214062431
Why? You're obviously not eating enough to build or maintain muscle if your waist is 26 inches
You'd have to be like 5'2 for that to make any sense

>>214062441
its embarrassingly low for the effort i put in because although i excerise regularly i dont eat well enough for it (esp with the booze) and my small frame makes it harder

i'll be 36 next month it's over lads

>>214062445
soft arse

>>214062389
so you dont have the qualifications to psychoanalyse someone (over the internet), so shut up. your opinion is literally worthless.
post - message - sent to you in the hopes that you stop trying to impact peoples lives as that outcome can only be a negative one. stop

>>214062361
Reformed prod

>>214062440
Well I've said as much as I can say. You'll see that it's all true if they do force you to attend an appointment. I wish you a good day.

>>214062470
do you work?

>>214062465
i'm 5'3

>>214062470
hahaha 32 years me
its been a good run

give me disability benefits NOW

>>214062490
are you the scottish guy?

>>214062513
no?

>>214062490
>>214062509
samefag

>>214062513
enjoying your first day in /brit/ so far mate?

>>214062523
odd post

>>214062488
yh

gfberg laughed at me because i was reading 40k fanfic

How many arguments has Diego lost so far?

>>214062521
aren't you the guy who drinks nettle juice?

I turned 36 this year. Bought a house at 33. Quit my job to start a business a year later. Just about caught up to what my salary was before I quit recently. Things are looking up.

Really hate when people act like they're better than me. They're not, nobody is. That kind of unfounded arrogance does me in.

carry fucking diego

Honestly just want to leave this life, is it hard to acquire heroin? I'm sure taking a big dose of that in the middle of the woods will see me right

>>214062589
any sex?

>>214062574
cant even remember the last time i lost an argument must be on some 4chan record
>>214062583
why would you think that

Not looking forward to this in a couple of weeks, gonna be fucking rank
Horrible volume at 230kg

especialyl when they dont know you, and its just socio-economic factors (which they all care about until its you)

This boring cunt whose bollocks I'm on thinks he's turned his life around at 36 kek

>>214062602
reckon if you fuck that up you will just be sick and then want to try doing heroin (seeing as though your life is pretty shit as is). just hang yourself from a tree or something. also it will be scary when youre there with the arm and needle out

it cant go on like this

>>214062604
Not since uni, no.

Today, I want you to go to a board you’ve never been to and bring something back to show the class

>>214062619
mousenonce

doing some toiling

>>214062462
He was talking about killing himself. He's a human being. He has moments of lucidity. We don't all have to be encouraging one another's suicides at all times.

I was trying to explain that the situation he was threatening to end his own life over isn't as bad as he thinks it is and he can acheive the same outcome (remaining on PIP) by attending whatever job centre appointment he is being made to attend by the white coats and pen pushers. Sometimes giving people more information about what will happen is enough to remove uncertainty and anxiety in such a situation.

>>214062590
one large triple cheeseburger meal thanks lad haha

Acquired the munch

>>214061877
Nothingeverhappensmongs what's our new cope??? We were certain the act wouldn't be enforced!

Most men are incels or near it

>>214062602
do something else

>>214062652
so?

>>214062602
I can't even acquire weed. Apparently you can just install tor, find the newest hidden wiki link and follow the links to drugs and get them shipped to your house and if police say anything just say it wasn't yours, but I am too scared to try that.

Most men are peri-incel

>>214062665
ah yes the ginger pubic hair meat flap dingleberry diarrhoea sandwich, my favourite

>>214062659
>lad
You're not an eshay, shut the fuck up you bootlicking clown

replying to ourselves again are we

Chatgpt should be banned

is it true /brit/ is 50/50 split men to women

>>214062655
i dont think you should bother with a horrible cunt like mn. see how he reacted to your posts? fuck him quite frankly. he's a prick

How is mousenonce being made to find work? I'm not nearly as deranged as he is and they don't bother making me do anything

just ate without youtube

I'm a peri peri man

>>214062649
does it not depress you that you'll be sitting on a big pile of cash but nothing to spend it on but solo holidays and alcohol and labubus?

>>214062706
Your mum should be banged

>>214062706
quite the opposite

>>214062714
only if you believe trannies are women

>>214062704
*adjusts bum bag nervously*

>>214062726
aren't you literally heathermong though

which theyre not

Nothingburger mongs are cowards

I wish I could find a good
book
to live in
WISH I COULD FIND A GOOD BOOK

>>214062731
not possible in current year

>>214062735
I've got friends and hobbies, and when I die I'll leave the money to my nephews.

>>214062755
tallest poppy syndrome, dont listen to him

don't you reckon melanie is the cutest thing you've ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r44Ach4mXE4

fun fact: tomatoes are technically a fruit!

>>214062725
Ah well it's out there, costs nothing to be kind.

>>214062809
so?

>>214062756
nope

>>214062809
not as fruity as you luv

>>214062809
you're a fruit

might get steaming tonight so I mighten

>>214062818
So salsa is fruit salad :D

>>214062653
Based
>>214062602
Cheer up

cooking a prawn curry for gfberge tonight

my sister's got a labubu and she said it cost 80 pounds

>>214062853
yay!

>>214062809
don't keep them in my fruit bowl do i?

>>214062869
ever shag it up the arse?

>>214062869
thought they were like plastic furry keychain toy things?

admittedly I'm not up to speed on the situation

>>214062883
why not? keeping tomatoes and avocados in the fruit bowl is a good idea I've known people who do

£18 for a chocolate bar is mental. thats probably like, 25,000 Pokecoins (thats like 25 Pokemon!)

>>214062899
they are very ugly and evil looking little things which tasteless mongs are purchasing in droves

raping my arse broadway style

It's obscene how Ukrainians and Russians are killing each other while non-Whites continue to flood into Europe.

I honestly don't think the White race has a chance. We can't stop killing each for 5 minutes while the pooskin hordes flood our lands.

labubu sexarse

>>214062945
Africans cant stop killing each other for 5 minutes

>>214062899
yeah they are

labubus are just a dumb fad that sheep fall for *sips stanley cup and twirls fidget spinner*

>>214062869
Happy for her
I'm sure it's a great investment

>>214062977
actually im doing a sinistea cup raid rn :3

I just eat my dark chocolate covered almonds and plain walnuts (together at the same time)

in my day it was beyblades and yugioh cards

The battle for a White planet will take centuries at this point.

To give historical context, it took Cro-Magnons 20,000 years to wipe out Neanderthals in Europe.

A White world could've easily been accomplished had the Axis won, but things are too far gone now. This century will be a fight just for Whites to survive in our homeland and will likely means millions of deaths.

the parasite (or the yank on a vpn) has succeeded in getting Mousey sanctioned and forced into work by the dwp

>>214062989
nice one mate
what's for brekkie

>>214062990
you ever get chocolate brazil nuts?

They're really good. Lots of calories though and a single one is like the size of grape.

>>214063002
and trading pannni stickers

>>214063007
I don’t want a “white planet”. Global diversity is a good thing. Diversity in one nation is a bad thing.

>>214063007
Hows the battle to see a vagina going

>>214063016
He should work desu

>>214063027
I use to eat 2 - 3 brazil nuts a day (sometimes more because I liked them so much but I tried not to because I didn't want to make myself ill from too much selenium)
I had a big bag but I finally finished it last year and kept forgetting to get a new one
never had them covered in chocolate before though

mousey should work servicing my penis with his arse

>>214063007
>>214063053
omds you’ve been done by a yank

>>214063058
>I didn't want to make myself ill from too much selenium
Doesn't seem likely

>>214063096
it is actually
look it up

might have a wank

>>214063112
>>214063112
>>214063112

>>214063016
>>214063057
>>214063075
no