Thread 214063112

King Henry VIII edition

>>214063058
you should try 'em, you'd like them. Best to ration them though as you say.

you'll have to go out of your way to find them though. Here I think only sainsburys sell them.

is this the end for /briy/?

poopalcy

>>214063112 (OP)
I have the same birthday as that man
but you should refrain from posting twitter screenshots ok

>>214063142
Yeah but it will probably take a few months to happen

>>214063140
Sort of a Christmas thing I think

>>214063140
they do sound nice, I'd like to try
I bet I could find some online somewhere
now isn't the best time to order things like that though because it's very hot here and everything melts and goes wrong :\

>>214063159
but its based evendoe its xitter screeshot

>>214063180
why is everyone fat in this country

>>214063180
the lads

>>214063180
Do you think if you work in one of these places and aren't dysgenic everyone treats you like a king or is it the opposite where they hate you for being better than everyone else?

>>214063204
anglo genes

just seen the fit bird again walking her dog

>>214063180
Why do they make them wear smart shoes if the rest of the uniform isn't?

>>214063204
bread cakes biscuits etc

>>214063204
you mean the 5 of them at the front? thats probably underrepresenting the obesity rates if anything

>>214063222
I assume the latter. Used to work a job during uni where the idea of me studying and getting a degree repulsed people who barely had the willpower to only drink two cokes a day haha

squibidy toilet

Why are people depressed? Like it's your choice to be depressed nigga. Why are you choosing to be like that

>>214063180
girl with the dyed red bun and winged eyeliner looks cute
I see cute boy in the back as well

>>214063258
because I LIVE IN A SHITHOLE

>>214063230
Corr describe er for us

>>214063204
Fuck all to do with genes, just shit diet and lack of motivation to stay healthy for the future

>>214063279
Move out the shit hole. It's your choice to live in a shit hole

>>214063276
Where do u live x

Poo comes from that bum.

>>214063142
Nothingburger mongs in ruins

Where’s Spaino? :/

used to be able to open the newspaper and see tits now I have to boot up a VPN it's a fucking joke what this country has become

>>214063306
why bother when I'm going to die anyway

>>214063331
Died on the way back to his home planet

>>214063309
america

New janny is an absolute retard

>>214063351
haha!

Fuck Israel

Death, Death!
To the IDF!

emma watson doesnt even have an arse

>>214063358
umm

>>214063258
There's normally a lot of different things to be overcome, all weighing down on them at the same time.

To begin to get out you really need to lay out a road map of short term and long term goals and then work at them one by one. You can't build Rome in a day but you can pick one thing, work at that, tick it off then move onto the next thing. Normally the goals order themselves as you will know yourself which ones are unattainable until others are first completed.

>>214063324
4chan is an American company, Brits are quite literally powerless to do anything.

>>214063041
Silly opinion. Whites are the pinnacle of human evolution. Why should ugly biomass exist?

>>214063307
move to where?

>>214063364
Moni what are your thoughts on the OSA 4chan ban? Will you be getting a VPN or leaving 4chan behind?

>>214063358
the mods have been really rude and stupid for the last few months

>>214063364
Don't give a fuck personally

>>214063390
>Whites are the pinnacle of human evolution
what atheism does to a motherfuka

>>214063385
Not really

It just gets blocked from UK IPs

Never wondered why there aren't any Chinese people on YouTube, Reddit or even 4chan?

need a Latina wife asap

>>214063355
Come over here battyboy

>>214063358
I got banned for nonce posting and he said it's off topic and belongs on /pol/

>>214063339
this country has gone to the dogs since they stopped page 3 and lad mags

>>214063373
think i must have made over 20 'road maps' over the years
looking back in my old notebooks just make me cringe at all of the unrealised plans and habits

>>214063402
I think 4chan should comply and the government should grow a spine and block it immediately, if it does not

>>214063433
I... err... what

NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

a lad at our school printed a picture of a teacher and put her head on the body of a page 3 girl and stuck it on the wall of the 6th form common room

>>214063405
Fuck off, Zionist, you'll get yours

Former CEO of Bud Light was so peng
Ashkenazi 10

>>214063476
Not a zionist just don't give a fuck personally

>>214063478
Have you ever dated a Jewish ting Jeff?

>>214063339
its wild how far they're going to prevent the most minor shit while allowing the shit they allow hahaha

>>214063497
If you were Liverpool why would you want to buy a player who acts like this anyways

>>214063478
looks like her jaw can unhinge to allow for larger prey

>>214063497
The meltdown when he signs on deadline day is going to be glorious

Anyone here just not give a fuck about Israel or Palestine. Feel it's in the news all the time and I really couldn't give a fuck about it

>>214063331
crying probably

>>214063598
Yeah obviously

I'm driving the automobile

wiping my arse with poo

>>214063506
You're either anti-genocide or a zionist

Have to rest on this tiny sofa incase the handymen decides to FINALLY show up several hours late. Can't go back to bed and can't put the phone on the floor and scroll because the sofa sits at the perfect height were I need my glasses to see the screen. So I have to contort myself and hold the phone painfully.

>>214063598
Yeah don't give a fuck personally
My life would be the same whether Palestinians existed or not

>>214063598
ofc since I'm not brown

Shagging shards of broken glass

Back home visiting the parents with the missus and trying to slyly meet up with some bird I used to fuck a few years ago tonight for some fun but it's tricky trying to come up with a plausible story about why I'm heading out tonight instead of spending it with her

muslims have ruined their reputation so thoroughly in virtually every country they migrate to that i truly do not empathise or sympathise when anything bad happens to them. chat shit get banged you could say

>>214063640
Just don't give a fuck personally

>>214063331
Sent to the farm up country.

Open borders for pissrael

>>214063653
I read it to the tune of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y25stK5ymlA

>>214063598
Nah we support Palestine around here

>>214063700
always forget hugh laurie and john malkovich were in this

Rorke in 2016: That's that New Toronto sound man! New Music Friday we on go!

hate living

Rees-Mogg spotted

>>214063736
no

tea brewing and it lush x

>>214063736
you're not living. you're just existing

Love love LOVE driving around at 2 am. wish I had a nice new car so I could drive uber and pick up extremely drunk young ladies...

>>214063759
K ray senaga

love living

>>214063408
Christianity = jewish cult of ugliness and poverty

>>214063667
Not a fan of muslims but I support their right to live in their own country and not have it stolen by zionist terrorists

>>214063780
same

>>214063797
hs?

love christ

>>214063780
>>214063800
lol imagine how plump and glowing our hearts are <3

>>214063665
holy based

>>214063412
why did he look black?

>>214063744
That's what finns used to look like until we turned them to the thing on the left

>>214063665
If it were a sitcom you could start an argument, pretend to be upset and storm out

brazil nuts are meant to be good for sperm because of the ludicrous amounts of selenium

Seriously though what happened to Spainlad? Haven’t seen him for months

>>214063856
he was arrested for having cp (and posting it here)

I actually agree but no party would ever have the balls

>>214063816
SEXXXXXX

I have a bag of pistachios with salt and black pepper on them I suppose I should eat a few

>>214063856
when even people like him are leaving, you know this place has gone downhill.

>>214063856
He quit /brit/ for good in January. Said there's too many schizos.

>>214063704
Nah speak for yourself
Don't give a fuck personally

A lawyer representing the online message board 4chan says it won't pay a proposed fine by the UK's media regulator as it enforces the Online Safety Act.

According to Preston Byrne, managing partner of law firm Byrne & Storm, Ofcom has provisionally decided to impose a £20,000 fine "with daily penalties thereafter" for as long as the site fails to comply with its request.

>>214063856
he finally realised posting here literally every single day of his life was extremely pathetic so worked on beating his 4chan addiction then left.

>>214063856
Driven away by spammers ironically (or at least, he doesn’t post on his tripcode anymore)

>>214063892
I speak for cymru

PHWOOAR
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1755724361387723.mp4

are sarah is an ashke 10

>>214063856
I hope he's suffering tremendously

>>214063868
Go make a party that will then, don't just spam tweets all day on 4chan.org you cowardly cunt.

/Brit/ just isn’t the same without good ol’ Spaino. His cheeky chappy personality always brightened my day :/

>>214063929
For that I will post more

>>214063915
Nah

>>214063856
yeah you've been saying this for years mate, give it a rest

as a 12 year /brit/ chad who has just returned after a decent hiatus, this place is exactly the same as it was haha

t. a parasite

>>214063918
Sarah Silverman
8 there, a 10 in The Larry Sanders Show
Lost her virginity to Kevin Brennan who asked her to pay for the bloodstained sheets after her broke her hymen (she did)

>>214063915
Cwnt y Saesneg

>>214063955
Haha is it ye? Haha
LOL

>>214063963
need this biomass dumped unceremoniously in a mass grave

>>214063963
shes cute

you believe the dumbest things
you have no idea how gullible you are

>>214063963
mmmm yes right in my mouth corrrrr

im gullible
thats why I need to be protected and fostered (by good people). you get out what you put in :)

>>214063971
MICK'D

>>214064031
No mice

any (william) warburton men in?

>>214063963
she looks like pooseal

The mice CANNOT be posted. No ifs, ands or buts about it.

>>214064043
be quiet

>>214064024
1 million chickens an hour- 936 billion a year? theres no way its that many

>>214064031
Time to find a job!

>>214063918
Nah. Too Italian looking

mewing gay porn

fizzy raspberry lime blood orange coconut lemonade

need a job with the ambulances (that way I can play Pokemon Go also)

One might even call it avatar or signature use

>>214063812
That you argue against Whites conquering the planet is evidence enough.

Mental how much Israelis put the Irish and the Welsh to shame when it comes to adopting and promoting their own language
Hebrew was a completely dead language until Jewish linguists literally invented modern Hebrew just over a century ago and yet now they have millions of active daily speakers
Meanwhile Irish and Welsh languages have a long unbroken history and are now utterly utterly irrelevant and barely surviving

>>214064031
you need to be given meth and put in a wife role

post it

need a pitjob from a baddie

the mice can and will be posted and you'll be crying about it like the pathetic little miseries you are

>>214064098
bizarre non sequitour

720 million chickens per year? no

How do I looksmaxx my feet they look stupid

>>214063142
Cannot read british news anymore thanks to int
High time inkeft this place tbqh

The law isn't a tool to be used against your fellow man... is it?

>>214063142
mhmm

>>214064103
true. insane how easy they used to have it

rorke noticing his ears in the mirror for the first time in years and then searching "earmaxxing" on duckduckgo

>>214064102
Can’t put Irish and Welsh in the same sentence. Welsh is clear

The sound that you're listening to
Is from my guitar that's named Pooseal
I'm very crazy about Pooseal
Pooseal took me from the plantation

>>214064043
>>214064050
>>214064064
>>214064095
wrong

>>214064102
The Israelis didn't get beaten at school for speaking Hebrew

Irish diaspora has done heavy lifting, no other diaspora group has looked out for the mother country as much except jews. Look how they've squandered it, look how they spit at us.

>>214064145
Dunno what you mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDPswnKDyVo
seggs

>>214063548
They loved Suarez

chef ball bar
or
calf herb lab

>>214064163
That practice died out before Israel was even close to existing

>>214064167
You can’t group them. People who care about the Irish language are jealous of how well Welsh is doing and even then Welsh is what 15-18% (even less for first language speakers) so that should tell you about the state Irish is in

the good guys lost the civil war

So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.

the irish, the welsh, the scottish, profited more off of being british than the jews ever did

my arse cries out for a raping

>>214063963
what did she mean by this

>>214064208
No it didn't lmao

>>214064209
Don't give a fuck, point still stands

>>214064230
*pins you down and presses my pooey rim to yours because no one ever taught me sex*

>>214064220
no more talking please mr yankee

Woke has now gone too far

need my bollocks crushed to dust NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VjNN_ht2UY
Ottawa, Canada !!

the queen would still be alive if not for woke

Would rather my family see my most heinous rorkeposts than my yandex image searches for celebrity armpits

>>214064247
Yes it did, no need to seethe

>>214064128
Depends what the fellow man did

woke's just run into my yard and gut punted my dog

>>214064293
I blame Liz Truss if im being honest

the woke mob are trying to make mousey get a job

Wish I was dead

>>214064265
It looks fucking shit. Modernist soulless decor. Used to look womfy

lil nas x sold his soul to the devil now he’s overdosing whilst naked in the street
Sad

*wipes my knob off with Welshmong's ginger locks*

fuck off has kingcobra actually died

>>214064265
Why is it woke?

>>214064324
Sex with Liz Truss would be incredible

>>214064336
Don’t say that greggo

>>214064274
approximately how old are you
did you play the gameboy games as a wean

>>214064293
well, woke is what did in philip
but she followed soon after, she was always sheltered from the woke, thank the lord

>>214063934
>/Brit/ just isn’t the same without good ol’ Spaino. His cheeky chappy personality always brightened my day :/
fascinating

Americans love their chain restaurants.

>wean
Who talks like this bruh ffs

based and dontgiveafuckpilled

>>214063142
mmhmm nun dey cud do x

>>214064390
Scots like to pretend they say things like that

wiping my arse with poo

>>214064338
KWAB

going to spend twenny bucks (£17) on sinistea cups 1x a month till december

>>214064407
What are you planning to do when /brit/ disappears given you spend many hours here every day?

VR porn really is fantastic lads.

>>214064326
!!!!
>>214064336
Cheer up pierre https://youtu.be/6sevZ7U0Rus?si=Tt5qQ45Fi7h9ytn2

Employed Woman started posting about playing Pokémon again a few months ago and now mousenonce has copied her !! >.<

>>214064370
yeah. 30
I have actually met a lot of people my age on Pokemon Go, and every meet I go to (or raid I finally get in if I go wait in the city center) there is usually 10s of people 20-30 yo

luv me 6ft gf. look up to her i do

>>214064338
kekkkkk

https://x.com/ThatOjoBoy/status/1958605581117169983

Cameron Diaz and Snoop Dogg went to the same high school, Long Beach Polytechnic.
Diaz claims that Snoop was her weed dealer.

>>214064461
I live in Long Beach

>>214064454
would love a 6'+ gf but unfortunately I'm stuck with a 5'3 runt gf and my future offspring are doomed

>>214064451
we should do a group /brit/ pokemon go adventure

>>214064433
>>212904924

>>214064451
thats nice i heard everyone started spoofing years ago which sounds kind of odd

>>214064450
Mousey is surprisingly easy to influence, I’ve noticed him pick up a few of his other special interests from me. He likes this place a lot and admires us so it makes sense.

>>214064483
ungrateful swine

>>214064497
dont do that, youll get banned :(
new company will probbably introduce spoofing for $5/hr though

Mouse doesn`t play

'Pokemon'

he Plays
Pocket Monsters ..

>summer's nearly over
Do anything nice lads?

>>214064501
he hates you and you're a terrible influence on him

>>214064450
>Employed Woman started posting about playing Pokémon again a few months ago and now mousenonce has copied her !! >.<
fascinating

only person I hate ITT is that one fucking cunt whos probably like 10 different people (I hate them)

>>214064530
no utterly fucking wasted it

>>214064528
ahhh monsters sounds scary !!
where is ...
... teddy ? ??

>>214064530
Got no beaches here. P grim

That really obscure franchise Pokemon which can only be rediscovered after it's posted about by someone else

/brit/ is full of gimps :(

>>214064501
>Mousey is surprisingly easy to influence, I’ve noticed him pick up a few of his other special interests from me. He likes this place a lot and admires us so it makes sense.
fascinating

>>214064467
no you don't
be quiet

>>214064563
Do you have any nice parks or forests you can go to without being beheaded

>>214064571
Alri 190

Dollymong

mmhmm yeah, all nice and well, but the small boat cronem are showering and making a big old mess x

Dollymong

lapoopoo

Soon to be an MP
Then PM

>>214064579
Yes I do, why would I lie?
I went to the Orange County Fair last week, pic related

Dollymong

>>214064618
doing a shower shit are they

>>214064622
That’s racist mate you’re not allowed to call them that anymore

>>214064459
Seeing this fag degrade himself makes me some pity then I remember he lapped danced on Satan and feel genuine pitty

>>214064632
I don't trust you

getting really into terraria agen

>>214064628
um...based

>>214064585
The parks themselves are safe. Bale Mountain. Semien Mountain.

>>214064628
Can’t wait, gonna get him to sign my 3XL Reform FC shirt

>>214064632
The biomass

crohnsdem shittin they luh selves xx

>>214064675
ever shagged a baboon up the arse?

>>214064459
dat boy got a luh sugar in he tank

>>214064459
>charged with battery

english is funny language

Cheese and Vegemite sarnie on the cards

>>214064459
This is what's known as a humiliation ritual

Diego's fucked off because you lot bullied him again

I don't like that you're saying you went to the oc fair without me
that's not right

>>214064684
mmhmm they do be getting their nappies changed xx

>>214064667
I eat avocado toast like a true Californian
>>214064682
There do be lots of fat people in this country

>>214064726
i'd have it on bread personally

>>214064731
?

>>214064628
chief dolescum berater need him

>>214064726
Nothing for me as the cunt I live with is having a melty in the kitchen

the raiders (canberra) just had an amazing win against the panthers (penrith)

>>214064737
>>214064684
look at this fucking mental illness

>>214064729
it's what's known as a marketing stunt

>>214063222
used to work in morrisons while at uni and when the others working there found out they asked what the fuck I was doing working in a supermarket

Go back to /britfeel/ with your online dollies you sad act

>>214064752
fuck off diego

I'd support reform. Don't let perfect be the enemy of good

>>214064764
how tall are you in cm

>>214064684
>>214064737
poo screaming

>>214064782
snorelord

who's rattled the VPNs

Do you reckon Zoe Gardner watches Blacked? She must

>>214064792
imposter

>>214064739
im referring to everyone in that pic being a shitskin beaner

>>214064783
morning sam

>>214064811
>>214064811
>>214064811

British politics are so fucking boring (this is a good thing)

>>214064809
who tf is that

>>214063222
I worked in the co op during the worst period of my life and the freaks there eventually bring you down to their level. Its insanity inducing spending all day with people who are mentally incapable of having a conversation. People who have done nothing but work in a supermarket for 20+ years are barely human.

>>214064739
no normal decent person who is actually from california calls it "avocado toast"

>>214064601
>>214064617
>>214064617
>>214064627
>>214064653
OK I WILL BUY IT!

>>214064530
no been a cripple all summer so bit of a nothing one for me

why’d they have to go and make the brown vs brown conflict everyone’s conflict
we get bloody daily updates on our local radio of what’s going on down there