Thread 214064811

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Live in a concentration camp where one of the guards is having a permanent meltdown because they're over 30 and single

I'm very poor these days, financially. Wish I had more money to do the things I want to do in life.

>>214064842
i'd move if i were you

gf is listening to one piece soundtracks while she does the dishes she is seriously the biggest incel i know

>>214064869
Sir Cobra

braviary goes hard against the sword Pokemon

let's have a really GOOD thread here lads x

>>214064869
rip king

Dollymong

>>214064811 (OP)
>Long Beach

More like Bong Leach KEK

>>214064869
genuinely quite sad

>>214064861
I've been exposed
I only moved here a year ago indeed.
Here's some fried avocado I had at the fair
Not sure what else you're supposed to call avocado toast though

>>214064869
is it 100% confirmed
can't fucking believe it tubes

time to hoover the stairs and the bedroom

>>214064885
you should shag her so she's not an incel anymore

>>214064880
I haven't got a FUCKING JOB what do you think I'm trying to do

Living with some cunt who treats their 1 year old dog like their child

>>214064869
https://youtu.be/haBmWxvSN1I

Avocados are the most overrated shite ever. Guacamole is OK but still very mid.

>>214064913
why do y'all niggas need to deep fry everything

>>214064924
i'd get a job if i were you

>>214064914
this is his address its not looking good

https://www.newsbreak.com/crime/casper-wy/32016_1755805172_keaokmth-male-found-unresponsive-with-blue-lips-and-no-breathing

>>214064913
wouldn't mind trying that any good?

>>214064885
Hast thou ever had her in the rear perchance?

>>214064827
Probably the most well known pro-migrant ideologue in Britain. How have you never heard of her? Literally an open borders type.
She's somewhat attractive so she's always on TV shilling for refugees.

Dollymong

>>214064913
avocado on toast
also cooked avocado like that isn't good
I tried the deep fried avocado at the fair once against my better judgment and it was exactly as I expected - not good

>>214064914
>is it 100% confirmed
No
But a lot points to it being true
You're not busy so go read the thread you lazy cunt

>>214064943
nah they're lush

korean girl ass taste like kimchi

https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbTlqcXlqV3BTN0hyczlNbWFaSUVLVFNJek14Z3xBQ3Jtc0ttNG1jZTNQYmhwWm1RSU1lNXFzWWd4S3J0Z1FJNk5pR1FiajJ1RERmekoxbHlFc0h5aEhqMnNrZnl0djh3aW12NHFpRWw4UHR2ellxTkNCZEZoaEZmeDYycjlFVV8xdGdPNFpqeGZZRTRCcWV5ZjhKZw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fdocs.google.com%2Fspreadsheets%2Fd%2F1FxT1m3iPV5i9r9tKYUuSwhmfrtjtyipF%2Fedit%3Fgid%3D1643915270%23gid%3D1643915270&v=KbCWnThWXb4
perusing the sheets for my 15/15/13 Sirfetchd

>>214064949
It's fun
There's also fried butter, fried oreos, fried twinkies, etc
>>214064960
I enjoyed it, probably wouldn't get it again though
>>214064971
>avocado on toast
Too many syllables

consuming avocado slices on dehydrated bread boyos

Logged on. Locked in.

What happened to Smart Schoolboy9?

>>214064988
John McAfee’s ghost appearing yet again to warn me not to click that.

homealone is busy having a pray for your little lolcow mate

>>214064999
OH NO

>>214064988
URL may as well have your home address in it at this point

>>214065005
If only there were a website which documented things like this

>>214065005
He posts here now, goes by the name of “Heather Mong”

>>214065029
good post

>>214064992
uh no it's not
unless you have some sort of brain damage

>>214064988
shant

>>214065029
I'd rather ask him personally

why’d they have to go and make the brown vs brown conflict everyone’s conflict?
we get bloody daily updates on our local radio of what’s going on down there

Sat outside, fire going, beer in hand and /brit/ on the laptop

Does life get any better?

My barber is from California
Very chill and introverted man, can see why he moved to England

Got Crocs that are lined like slippers and they absolutely pong
Don't know how to clean them

>>214065051
hopefully

>>214065021
Ottawa Canada

>>214065051
it does now, I've given you a (You)

Mad how no one is going to care about saving israel once the boomers die out

>>214065051
uh two beers?

>>214065069
your fault for buying them

>>214065048
Yeah don't give a fuck personally would much rather know about Swedish news

>>214065067
Bizarre that you think anyone gives a shit

>>214065088
more like his fault for not cleaning his stinking filthy feet

>>214065051
gf by your side?

>>214065067
Thanks for sharing

>>214065080
(You)s are rolling in this is peak living

>>214065087
You could be on to something

>>214065083
but jewish chebs

>>214065093
>>214065029
What's got you seething today?

>>214065069
washing machine on low heat and slow spin cycle you mong

>>214065048
>brown vs brown
But enough about the local news in Malmo

We need a wall around California

>>214065100
She's inside reading and internet shopping

>>214065133
To keep out white trash tourists who desecrate our nature, yeah

need to shag an actress who only does bit roles

>>214065067
Interesting. Any other info on him??

Next summer I am going to visit North Macedonia.
Why?
Because it looks cool

My cock is dynamite

>>214065166
Open goal lad

lucy connolly sex arse

storm (melbourne) has just scored against the bulldogs (canterbury bankstown)

>white trash
https://youtu.be/3A-Z5sRwgLM?si=ohditrlhR3v5tWQT

JK Rowling posted a new selfie and she looks pretty hot ngl.

Diego, will you be housing any of the small boat immigrants when the government moves them out of the hotels?

>>214065207
Strewth

I need to go to the whitest country possible. I’m sick of seeing them. I’m sick of hearing them. Always talking on their phone. They stink. Their skin is disgusting to look at. They’re always unkempt and unshaven. They scuff their feet when they walk. They dump rubbish everywhere. Always in groups. I HATE THEM. GET ME OUT NOW

>>214065207
am i happy about this development or upset

Mental how difficult it is coming up with truly inane and irritating posts
You can't be obvious with something like "Closed a window", it actually has to seem like something a boring blogposting wanker would want to share that is utterly uninteresting and indulgent. Actually quite difficult to get it right

>>214065207
blog on borelord

closed a window

>>214065236
Sign of a healthy mind eh

>>214065252
Too late, I already crawled in

Oh to be young again

screaming and shitting out my window

>>214065218
she looks a bit like a trans woman

>>214065268
LOL

>>214065225
Indeed but fleeing isn't an option. This is our country. Let's take it back.

Remember that our enemies have marked Whites everywhere for annihilation, from Alaska to Australia, from Argentina to Iceland.

>>214065236
Comes easily to me
I think it's because when I grew up most of the communication in my family was just sort of relaying mundane events that happened during the day

>>214065283
Thinking late 80s dying of aids. Shows my age kek

>>214065236
>eating popcorn
>went up stairs
>cleaned the oven
>ordered tesco delivery
>have to visit grandma later
>walk the dogtoil
etc it's not hard to do at all
just think of the most inane thing that is slightly effectful

>>214065210
white tuhhhash
that's a pretty stinking statement

I dont like def+hp meta in Pokemon Go PvP. my high attack Pokemon win against that every time!
its also fun when my enemy flips out on my altaria when I do so much damage - I have had 2 people rq it

started pouring my beers in a glass

>>214065297
Me too but I didn't turn a spastic because

At bare minimum, Europe, America, Australia and Africa should be 100% White zones. It is obscene that they are not.

>>214065311
Why can't they just keep it simple like Gen 1
Leaf kill water end of................................

howling at the daily mail comment section again

>>214065305
ol alfred
yeah its the shit make up, big forehead and lean bony face. im clocking that amab

>>214065335
*patiently awaits the second chapter of your post*

>paste with copilot
i know how to paste ok
i don't need AI to help me paste

If 4chan forces Ofcom to back down I will unironically wear a MAGA hat and campaign for America to absorb Britain.

>>214065362
What happened to the little Paperclip

>>214065329
as you should

>>214065362
copilot's putting pasters out of a job

>>214065384
got cancelled for blackface

>>214065339
>Gen 1

They Tried
more
Types like

``Bird``

that`s How Missingno
Happened !!

>>214065394
No surprise

>>214065365
>If 4chan forces Ofcom to back down
That's not even a remote possibility lmao

fucking hell brent from mastodon died

>>214065427
not David Brent!!!!

>>214065424
Yea it is

Ricky Gervais is dead now??

>>214065427
who?

I bet Diego dies now. Completing the trilogy.
Cobra, Gerv and Deegs
ffs
How can I live without you

>>214065444
Nope, if 4chan refuses to comply then ISPs will simply be forced to block it

considering a protein yoghurt but also quite full
may just settle on a cup of tea (decaffeinated)

Pokemon Go ticks

Today is the day I have sex, I just know it

She's not dead

>>214065476
THIS IS THE DAY
YOUR KNOB GOES IN A FANNY

>>214065476
you best start believing in sexless days
you're in one

>>214065476
Go get em

https://pvpoke.com/train/
you can play Pokemon Go PvP on this website

I wasn't really into crisps growing up, and I wouldn't buy them in as an adult, but then I had some pom bears and I really liked them so I've started buying pom bears but I could probably just buy the own brand ones really as thell probably taste the same but cheaper

>>214065308
Nah I mean stuff like this is good >>214065067
Not so mundane that it's not interesting at all, but still boring and not worth sharing. That's the sweet spot

>>214065511
you up for a battle, mousechad?

>>214065516
what about quavers and monster munch?

Toby savagely assaulting children at the local park so they don't steal his Pokémon GO catches

>>214065525
would battle people in real life. you dont need a pass to do it either

>>214065534
Never been a fan of quavers

>>214065524
>the window got jammed so i had to take a hammer to it
>hurt my toe against the ladder outside my house
>didn't get the fit cashier at my bookshop
>got called into a disiciplinary meeting for not signing off my emails

>>214065365
Yeah? From your smelly bedroom you’ll do that will you?

>>214065583
You're crap

>>214065589
Elon Musk doesn't clean his own room, and look at him

>>214065537
Mousenonce is a paedophile he would be doing ts anyway

Need to shower and shave

>>214065627
Tell your mates. Not us

>>214065627
ktim
well trim actually as I don't shave

>>214065498
Im toiling tomorrow and want to get a good sleep tbqh

>>214065627
what about a shit

>>214065583
i can see why you crusaded against blogposts for so many years. because you can't do it yourself.

why don't young people start earning like £5000 a month at the beginning of their career so they can buy houses and build families and shit

Oh you're going out foraging are you?
Would I like to come?

Good heavens, no

>>214065658
Dunno fucking mystery ennit

any good conspiracies going?

Have you gained any clues lately?

>>214065699
nah

>>214065699
Drank a bottle of rum the other day if that counts

im not a pedophile but yeah one day I will stop saying that. I shouldnt have to say it anyway, its weird

i dont like you

>>214065351
I mean I was only starting to get around five years after the fact and I still heard the horror stories. That dumb broad grew up in the middle of the aids panic, she should have realised shes cosplaying as one right now.

>>214065740
awww he's shy

Fuck sake bought another ketchup bottle but forgot there was already a big unopened one in the cupboard
Fucking spices were hiding it

>>214065607
hs?
>>214065656
what none of these are actual blogs in my life

>>214065692
I watched a stoicgreekbust guy on YT because I thought he was really popular (but no hes not), and in a video about conspiracies he mentioned "bees and wasps"
that bees are so nice and something really close to them is the complete opposite. just something for you to keep in mind - I used it on a philosophical question

>>214065771
fascinating

>>214065758
ok so what ketchup lasts years if you dont open it

Read end waiting to explode like an Apollo rocket

https://www.gov.uk/british-national-overseas-bno-visa

Apparently 11,000 people came over on this visa last year
A visa that was only established as a poke in the eye to the Chinese government
Why the fuck is this scheme ongoing

>ketchup
FOY

consider water sports

rape?

When and why did Conor begin his religious arc? Did something happen.

>>214065810
Takes up space
I also didn't mention that the ketchup bottle doesn't really fit properly on the shelf as it's one of those big bottles so it's just a nuisance

>>214065877
the disabled.

I need to get to 2400 ELO next

>>214065854
When people see an open door they enter.

>>214065883
he done a rape

>>214065883
It's unironically the latest grift

>>214065883
oh, so people dont expect anything from nonwhites? the privilege is being expected to do something, while those people are not privileged in that way? nah

might eat an apple

Quickfire conspiracy theories questionnaire. Say yes if you believe in it and no if you don’t

9/11
Fake moon landing
Loch Ness monster
Bigfoot
Flat Earth
Chemtrails
Covid was fake

>>214065930
Yeah but who hasn't

>>214065885
>I also didn't mention
next you'll be telling us youre osama bin laden

>>214065883
Connor McGregor is a real Catholic. Tradcath larpers would never understand

>>214065943
no to all

>>214065943
piss off

>Irish man is Catholic
Has this ever happened before?

>>214065283
mad how trannyism is just sexist stereotypes but leftypol goes gaga for it

erm the lochness monster is definitely real

:O)

mould seal

>>214065943
9/11 was sus

Bigfoot is paranormal

raping my arse with a fine tooth comb

>>214065943
yeah
hope not
no
no
no
no
a bit

>>214066029
that's algae

There are some pieces of shit out there that praise God daily even as they cheat, steal and snort their way through life
Maradonna was a perfect example

>The New York Times compared wife guys to incels, who define themselves by their inability to find a partner, in that wife guys define themselves by having found one, and expect to be congratulated for it. The paper also considered the "wife guy" phenomenon to reflect the changed status of marriage from societal default to personal achievement.[1] Similarly, MEL Magazine wrote that wife guys treated their wives as "legitimizing for a male web celebrity," and as "a measure of the husband’s influence."[14] Some outlets have argued that public figures and politicians often seek to be seen as a wife guy, in order to be seen as trustworthy and non-threatening.[2]
damned if you do and damned if you don't

i look like this
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>>214066079
this makes me angry

>>214066069
tomato tomato

>>214066092
SEX

>>214066079
Yeah I've got a wife, and guess what: she isn't a three dimensional whore

>>214066099
not really

>>214066092
post a picture of your bunny butt

he have ADHD he need BMW motability car

pretty insane that there's a poster on /brit/ who can get literally one of the most objectively fittest trannies on this planet

>>214066092
You’re a gross old balding man on the dole

>>214066079
incels are in some ways less cringe than the wife guys who upload videos of them grilling for their fat wife and family on the blackstone to country pop rock

People fall in love with smiles?

Faggoty Ann

>>214066131
Whos getting Employed Woman?

>>214066151
think his no doubt massive cock might have had something to do with it

Pang Pang don't even want you bro. she likes Black guys too

mutts law

Rorke listening to Savage Garden on his CD Walkman

If 4chan gets banned here dunno if I can be arsed with a vpn. Might just let that be it, been a sound decade lads. Maybe we'll meet one another in passing irl, unaware of our bond

>>214066176
corr yeah imagine how big and veiny it must be

rorke seething about happily married people now is he

>>214066194
call it fairly odd, but a Timmy like me is gonna try and turn her

>>214066224
good post

>>214066234
love to give that a suck or three

>>214066218
I WANNA STAND WITH YOU ON A MOUNTAIN

>>214066071
Some of us are just elect x

>>214066236
he links chinks. this is him coping

>>214066224
RIP ;_;7

why aren't Labour attempting to right the ship now that their poll numbers are in the toilet?

same thing happened with the Tories before the election, they seemed content with just losing

My cock smells fishy even after I wash it. Feeling disgusting

>>214064869
I can't believe this is how I find out

>>214066236
he spittin'

>>214066269
They have a few years before the next GE

>>214066269
the guy who runs stats for lefties is a demented loony troon

post fit tranny

>>214066275
ktim
like a day old salmon down there

>>214066269
not sure, I'll wait for asmongold to tell me what to think

Dollymong

>>214066300
You say that about everyone to the left of Thatcher though don’t you Rorke

its probably cum

>>214066269
i think they secretly dont want to be in charge.

>>214066328
he literally is a tranny

Dollymong

she is speaking in reverse

Mental how good Grimes is though lads

scorbunny r34

fell asleep on the sofa and forgot where i was

suck my fuck you cunting bitch nigga

Will AI take your job?

>>214066382
love are claire

>>214066384
Start looking for jobs

>>214066361
>>214066370
>>214066382
>>214066384
hello

He was so real for this
https://youtu.be/VcLPPUxaXdQ?si=ot2t7phyeeH_-XNT

>>214066410
hope so

>>214066410
suck my fuck is my job.ai suck my shit and arse nigga arsehole bitch

>>214066419
‘ri

oh my days

henlo lads hows it foing

arsepooing a niggerwank

>>214066447
>suck my fuck is my job
brass?

>>214066461
least deluded woman

I've been pumped and umped by girls and am ran through as the kids say. this is no good for a man pushing 30 wanting to start a family with -15,000 in the bank. not a good look

>>214066269
They have probably realised that the system is actually irrevocably broken and there is no fixing it.

Upon taking power they realised oh shit there is actually no more money to spend. They then blamed it on the tories and tried to cut winter fuel tax to earn money. They then shit the bed when there was backlash on this and did a U turn. They then tried to cut bennies and as soon as they got any backlash they again pooed their pants and did another U turn. So now they have to do what they promised not to do, raise taxes again. They have managed to lose all political capital they had to make changes.

They cannot do anything about immigration as that fight is already lost, even reform cannot fix what has been done and besides that the system depends on immigrants doing low wage work because there are millons of people on benefits, some rightfully so but many with fake illnesses or who are just workshy, who would die rather than work for £12 an hour in the pork rendering plant.

The public are thick so they've moved to a "just tax the rich and it'll solve everything" mindset despite the fact that we already do tax rich workers highly but also a lot of the wealth of rich people is literally just not in the UK. They honestly think that Jeff Bezos et all have £1 billion pounds just sitting in a nationwide bank account for our government to take as they please.

>>214066461
scromiting

bring us eclairs

>>214066508
im more of a woodwind

Must be hard being a 37 year old woman complaining about life online

>>214066519
yap yap yap

cracking some salt and pepper over my balls before a wank

>>214066531
i bet you blow on it like no other you saucy minx

must be hard sucking a dick through a straw but your mum seems to do it well enough

>>214066519
>because there are millons of people on benefits, some rightfully so but many with fake illnesses or who are just workshy, who would die rather than work for £12 an hour in the pork rendering plant.
Runts indeed

want some fried eggs for lunch but don't know what to have with them

>>214066554
Bit of mint might go well with that lamb cutlet

>>214066560
bizarre post
my mum sucks dick like every other mum

>>214066570
boiled eggs

Got to go chemist to pick up my anti depressants team

I want to have sex with a womans vagina

pushing nik naks down my japseye

tried to go out for a good time tonight. cleaned my room encase I bring someone back but I sat in the corner and seemed to get more pissed off the more people enjoyed themselves. They make so much noise. shut your stink mouth up before I sucker punch you into oblivion. Removed myself before I antagonized people

>>214065943
>9/11
Yes
>Fake moon landing
No
>Loch Ness monster
Maybe
>Bigfoot
No
>Flat Earth
No
>Chemtrails
Maybe
>Covid was fake
Yes

>>214066570
hot sauce
or avocado
or tomatoes
or brown sauce
or cheese

love eggs on toast me

>>214066447
shut it batty man

>>214066586
wodh i could watch a vlog of this </3

>>214065424
It is actually, given how the site is a potential honeypot.

I really don't like avocados.

>>214066583
yes it's true that all of the people you know engage in oral sex because you live among the scum

>>214066586
Tell the chemist they should give them a go as you leave

>>214066575
good idea, might lather my cock in some mint sauce, got some HP in the back of the fridge which might go well with my arsehole post wank after play

>>214066628
I really don't like you.

>>214066601
nice one lad think i'll go cheese tomatoes and eggs on toast

>>214066635
Over here we call that a full English

I'd vote Reform if they'd deport every single one of them and nuke Tel Aviv but they will only get rid of some of them so theres no point at all really just give up

>>214066586
exercise is the best anti-depressant there is x

>>214066663
>>214066663
>>214066663

>>214066629
don't you like getting yo dick sucked?

rorke putting his smelly hoody over the camera monitor on the asda self service till because they violate his rights as a freeman of the land

>>214066669
you silly stupid fool

stuck between a cock and an arse place

imagine being a british girl and sucking a new zealand cock to this song... corr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cV6pnvCVM4