Thread 214070173

poo and that

we all spainoholics in life now aren't we xx

Is.......................is this le new???

I refuse to accept the results of the worst /brit/ poster vote

It was rigged against me

sir poo sealer sub edish

i'm a complete spainiac

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get the deenz scranned

nooticed something

oh I was wrong
very good then
still anticipate Powell to make it sink in 20 minutes but for now it's alri

>>214070242
Effort appreciated

The Wire aka black hoodlums playing chess n' shieeettt. It's deep!

It's only going to get worse.

feeding biomass into one of those chick culling machines

I fucked it good and proper

>>214070250
Is there a can inside that packaging?

>>214069836
>not liking the sopranos
how brown are you mate

eating bagged sardines

went to the pub for a solo incel pint because landlordstein is doing viewings of my flat
had 2 and felt so awkward the whole time, dunno how you lads do it

deegz what denomination are you

poo testing

>>214070312
Could never go to the pub alone me, sounds agonizing

Get food matter stuck in my molar they didn’t come in properly and it takes on this weird burnt chemical taste

>>214070274
Optimistic

>>214070285
there was. It's in the bin now. I scranned the tins innards, as it were

Once I become Lord Protector of Great Britain and get rid of the government. The First thing I’m gonna do a free pint of beer for every man & women in your local battle cruiser. Bosh

>>214070312
one of the Wetherspoons in Manchester is really big so I find a little corner in there hidden away from everyone else and browse the internet on my incel laptop
hope this helps x

>>214070250
mate you need to get the ones in olive oil

>>214070312
That’s basically the same as going out because the bull is fucking your wife

Seen some runt on his laptop in The Moon Under Water earlier haha

I'm off out to the pube

>>214070340
truly is a curse to be born indian

>>214070347
>Laptop
>Spoons
>Corner

You're looking at porn, aren't you?

Need a filthy English milf gf.

Anyone got that webm of the Indian pooing in the restaurant?

>>214070363
suppose it is a bit, i'm moving somewhere cheaper and nicer next month though so they're welcome my current stinky overpriced hovel

>>214070362
I usually get the safcol ones in hot sauce. This is my first time trying Brunswick, they're bretty gud

How exactly are you supposed to discuss international culture without some overlap with politics and current events?

>>214070400
looks like my mum ffs

TIL that after Top Gear ended, host Richard Hammond was so devastated, he cried all the way home from the studio and ran out of fuel, because he didn't want to fill his car up covered in tears

>>214070409
so this is spaino

>>214070312
Yeah it's awful

Haven't the faintest what that is but it's being hidden nonetheless

Um

do sardines in england comes in bags?

>>214070347
Moon under water

>>214070430
Far too white to be Adam

I should be allowed to post the Bradley Bunnies

>>214070427
why did Top Gear end again? the british one I mean?

Walcott
Don’t you know that it’s insane?

Refuse to believe there are people who go to the pub, have one (1) singular pint, and then go "well time to pack it in and head back, had my fill"

>>214070472
Woke

>>214070447
stop mentioning sardines if you know whats good for you

>>214070481
If I went now I'd end up there till closing time

Feeling floaty and ethereal

>>214070481
They have mates and mental health I hear. They don't just fill the empty void with booze

>>214070481
I've gone a couple times by myself, but I have like 4 or 5 schooners and sit in the TAB gambling on the 'houndbergs

>>214070512
i filled your mums empty void

me too

Might open a pub/restaurant that caters to people who want to go out by their lonesome
Could have an app or what have you so people don't even need to talk to someone to make an order

>>214070447
no just in tins like this

I go on holiday on my own

>>214070520
No you didn't, I don't know who you are. My mum and dad are happily married as well. I reckon you're telling a porkie here

Imagine coming home from your toil and there were two cronem sitting on your sofa eating beans on toast

>>214070545
hello son

>>214070506
'kin 'ell how many pints would you knock back in that time

>>214070472
clarkson is a retard

Why did the chicken cross the road

>>214070538
Also go to the toilet by yourself?

No darts this weekend, why even live

>>214070556
probably like 6 then move onto the voddies

>>214070554
......Holy shit

thoughts on the quarrel between philosophers and poets?

>>214070566
It's none of my business and it doesn't affect my life in anyway

is enterprise the beginning of nutrek or the end of classic trek?

Can we PLEASE talk about something different? Why does EVERY thread have to be about immigration or troons??

cant stop thinking about yaoi lads

any feeling of impending doom man in

police are preemptively arresting people and confiscating weapons ahead of notting hill carnival to reduce violence.

no other festival in the country needs to do that or has such a poor reputation.

everyone knows what the main difference is here.

>>214070608
Are you watching Summer Hikaru Died lad?

>>214070607
What else is there

>>214070607
um actually this thread is about going to the pub on your own

>>214070607
okay
let's talk about religion
something other than "is god real" because we already know the answer (no he's not)

I live in quite a small town which is comfy but I wish there was more going on

>>214070618
Listening to Pyramid Song by Radiohead and contemplating a swim with the angels

>>214070562
fuck up dog. don't ever talk ahite about Saint Clarky again

>>214070607
Just go away for 20 minutes, stop making 4chan your entire life you sad cunt.

>>214070618
kek this is me, doom looms

fucking sick of seeing them everywhere
where could i go on a city break in europe and see none of them or very minimal amounts?

What career should i learn lads?

>>214070647
lmao

>>214070663
Bumder

>>214070663
Child's entertainer

Moving out to a place with limited biomass and lots of nice pubs and that
Will be going on my own obviously

>>214070663
noncecatcher

>>214070663
Primary School Uniform Inspector

>>214070660
probably isnt a single western left city on earth that isnt chock full of them lad

Just started a massive fight with the YouTube energy drink community and said to them "I am from /brit/ on 4chan.org" so you lot can deal with them. Hundreds of thousands of them, all hopped-up on Jap Monster variants and they're on their way
I won't be arguing with them because I have a life, see

>>214070600
classic I reckon, but it sucked in it's own unique way

>>214070663
Penis Inspector

>>214070718
FFS they never sleep either!!!!

Holy shit lads King Cobra is dead.

>>214070736
Shuffled off this mortal coil

>>214070718
I like those weird Polish energy drinks
Get me going like wild

>>214070736
Bit the dust

I like you and I want you.

>>214070736
dont give a fuck about that crusty nonce. the first and only good lolcow was chris chan

>>214070736
pushing up daisies

>>214070533
They have these in Japan

Sir 'ki 'za

>>214070607
we're talking about deenz you NIGGER

>>214070760
But there aint no waaay I'm ever gonna looove you

>>214070718
We'll be up for days now fending them off

>>214070774
Reckon that might be the best country if you're a lonely incel

big fan of deenz me. like them on toast.

Grim alcoholic twat toil commencing
I'm unemployed you see

>>214070660
warsaw

rorke eating cold tuna right out of the tin

>>214070800
ZASED

>>214070800
more of a dunya man myself

32k for 826hv/837nm @2.5bar S2

can you cunts talk about nothing other than fucking sardines

>>214070829
Bet that's impressive when it means something

i like the ones that come in that tomato sauce

>>214070800
good lad fucking love sardines on toast with cracked pepper

>>214070718
>Hundreds of thousands of them, all hopped-up on Jap Monster variants and they're on their way
Mousey be like

>>214070833
was just saying this down the fishmonger

>>214070607
let's talk about elves

my knobs so small if you chopped it off fully hard it would fit in a sardine tin

>>214070803
What's your poison

>>214070833
the blackest coaliest brimstone nigger hands typed this post

How much interracial porn do you reckon Zoe Gardner watches?

Poland and Japan are being overran by biomass, there's really nowhere left for decent people to live is there? they're determined to destroy us

Rorke eating tuna out the tin and mayo out the jar and mixing them together in his mouth

>>214070862
sweaming

>>214070867
Don't know who that is so don't know, sorry

suomi :D:DD

>>214070794
You'll learn how it feels to be a brown man in the UK if you're a white man in Japan. Very similar countries but you'll be treated like shit if you don't look east Asian. And the language is difficult as hell to learn. It's just as grimy and shit as the UK is as well. Not a good place for an incel

>>214070868
luv the biomass gimmick

>>214070882
might try this

bergs telling me that my incel lair smells like testosterone but no idea what this means since I don't sweat and haven't been on the wanktoil. is masculine smell real?

Reckon we should take all the technology we have and start a new planet just for whites
Biomass can have this one to ruin as is their nature

>>214070850
kek

Business idea: a country but just for white people

PSA: BBC and Blacked are fetishizing and dehumanizing terms that reduce people of ethnic richness down to 1 dimensional stereotypes. Please educate yourselves if you truly care about their plight. Thank you.

get the brown biofuel shoveled into coal fired power station furnaces and set alight

>>214070928
you rang?

>>214070867
Not as much as rorke!

/eire/ has their bi-annual thread!
>>214070929

Ok, so I've just seen the word nigger on 4chan. OFCOM, can you do something please?

fizzy grapefruit blood orangeade

>>214070948
cansmong on the ropes

>>214070937
THIS! SO FVCKING MVCH THIS!

>>214070948
*pats the little leprechauns on the back*

>>214070924
alri hari seldon, escaping the empire are we

get the brown biofuel fucking atomised into pure plasma

Sir Fed Poster

saw a picture of me when i was 19 and i look like slenderman. mad how much fatter I've become.

Hitler was wrogn

>>214070960
pedo image

reckon this australian is mocking us because he knows we cant post explicitly hateful messages without risking arrest

Jerome Powell you beautiful beautiful man

>>214070995
grew up

Unc talking about slenderman *skull*

need to start dressing better and sell all of my designer shit I thought made me look good

>>214071004
you're sick

Just saw two men attempt to throw one woman into a pool, only to be outsmarted through the woman's guile, so that they themselves end up in the pool instead

rorke pocky challenge gone sexual

get the fucking brown biofuel ground up and liquefied and refined into petroleum

Crooked limbs grow inside me,
A twisted branch of humanity
Soon to die

>>214071009
They're as bad as us desu

>>214071034
Would never have happened in my day

loads of helicopters today whos growing weed

smashing biomass into eachother at the speed of light and using the resulting energy release to power British homes

Older.
Fatter.
Balder.

you lot are my only mates

Right well that's a bloke doing a backflip to try and suck his own willy before transforming into a seal and diving into the ground until he hits China

>>214070995
took a lot of photos of my knob when i was 18/19 and found them on a old hard drive recently
mad how much bigger and more functional it was before i became an overweight alchie

will never understand people who say ai will never be smarter than a human

>>214071083
Kek same but I'll be turning it around next month

remember that time that yank posted about emma watsons farts

>>214071053
thought that was a poo skid mark on a urinal at first

Bank Holiday plans, lads?

transmogrify the brown biomass into an artificial star and use the solar energy to power the entire earth

Wonder what Mallard is up to today

>>214071082
He grew a beard and cut his mullet :0!

>>214071103
kek I remember Cleverbot

right well that's a catberg in a bath

Oh I am ready. I am SO READY.

>>214071101
soylord

>>214071139
Abolish the parasite class

>>214070173 (OP)
I heard you guys have worse internet than china? how come?

oof arghh I just don't friggin' like niggers okay !!!

>>214071175
The world will be extremely empty

>>214071184
Not allowed to say, sorry

might replay it over the bank holiday weekend

anyone been to Coventry

get the brown biomass churned into chum and fed to the dolphins at sea world

Racist abuse towards Indians is becoming socially acceptable here now lads. Are you keeping up?

Now if we think about it, we're not born as friends of God, because we're born as sinful offspring of Adam. Actually, if you think about it, we're born as ENEMIES of God. Sometimes you'll hear people say of a little baby: "look at that little angel", but more accurate would be to say "look at that little ENEMY of God."

get the brown biofuel liquefied and sprayed over farmers crops as fertiliser

>>214071216
probably

What will his punishment be once he finally goes to hell?

>>214071216
Sucked 5 blokes off in one day there

mad how all the bruces itt are posting at 3 in the morning on a friday night instead of being out at the hotel with the lads

>>214071153
put a fleshlight inside a model of the mallard and is fucking it watching Thomas the Tank Engine

>>214071229
Would i be racially abused if i moved to a small irish town as an english refugee?

>>214071229
Yankified moment

Spaki on an Italian VPN

>>214071272
Fix it again Tony!

>>214071216
yh

>>214071260
If you're white literally nobody will care

so where are we setting up the white people sanctuary once the biomass encroachment renders everywhere else unlivable?

feet are a bit sweaty today lads

My first experience of Ireland was being told to go back where I came from by an old Irish man cleaning the toilets at Dublin Airport
I am white British btw

>>214071259
Right this was completely unnecessary

>>214071323
Alice Springs

>>214071260
doubt people give a shit about intra-european tensions anymore now that mass immigration has so thoroughly fucked it all
the whole house is on fire so there’s no use arguing over the colour of the curtains

>>214071341
That never uh happened did it?

>>214071258
theyre alright them lot

>>214071379
Why would I make that up

>>214071349
literally hell on earth, once it hits 9PM feral abos roam the streets looking for whites to attack

what is it about curved lines around the chest area that causes so many neurons to activate simultaneously

>>214071349
>he doesn’t know

get
those
poo
seals
posted

>>214071362
The cringe nationalism of the Celtic races has them identify with biomass victimhood

Might just try gay sex
Can't be that bad can it

follow the humber river to its source and you will find something powerful

>>214071323
Antarctica

>>214071341
was told on a high street in the UK that looked virtually identical to where I live in Ireland to fuck off back to my caravan lol

>>214071341
I went to New York a few years back and some Irish American airport officer was shit talking Britain to me because he mistook my somerset accent for an irish one

>>214071415
get the fucking poo seals ground up and fed to the orcas at sea world

Rorke has learned a new word and is determined to utterly run it into the ground by using it in every other sentence

>>214071253
Managing it

over and over and over again

Everyone I know in my town now has a neighboured house that's packed with about 15-20 jeets

>>214071437
you like cider mate

Australian posters are the life and soul of /brit/

>>214071453
Yeah what's wrong wit dat

>>214071053
cute cat
odd bath

>>214071473
They're the only funny jfs

>>214071469
yeah will only drink cider or estrella x

>>214071453
you mean your mum

>>214071473
omg…. 0/////0

just found out that my dog was a cat
just found out that my cat was a rat

>>214071506
No I meant yours

it's like when your teenage daughter brings her friends round

I woke up one day and my sister was a teapot

>>214071462
what if he gets poo all over the floor?

Remember in about 2014 when leftypol started calling them "people of colo(u)r" out of nowhere overnight

Rorke turning a blind eye to this

might start referring to black people as "blackamoors"

/brit/ neeks licking aussie arse again :/

>>214071539
no you idiot nigger

>>214071510
>>214071524

Women love them sandals that make a slapping noise against their foot with every step

>>214071579
Pavlovian conditioning

>>214071556
ooo someone’s jealous~~

>>214070173 (OP)
I've seen so many screenshots of redditors criticising the OSA that I know support it. But I don't want 4chan to get banned

>>214071579
Reminds me of when I stole my housemate's gf's sandals and came all over them
Wiped them down and put them back, no one will ever know

>>214071622
k

wallaby bolognese for tea

>>214070173 (OP)
I don't see this much any more
I don't see young men hanging out or loitering any more

>>214071639
Leave them alone mate

>>214071651
because it's sexist and dangerous to society, chud

rorke the typa nigga to dip a fish into his mouth and pull out a perfect cartoon fish skeleton

where are all the young men

they aren't outside any more

You ARE going out drinking and shagging this weekend, right /brit/?

>>214071702
playing video games with their discord friends

>>214071702
See lots of them loitering around here
All brown or darker of course

>>214071702
Sucking each other off presumably

HEY YOU LADS

>>214071651
that's a good thing because they used to bully me when i walked past

theyre closing down cracker barrel in america and renaming it nigga barrel

eventually /brit/ will die out because younger generations are increasingly woggified and they have their own communities and online spaces

Indians are clearly the least bad ones but they're the ones you're sort of allowed to hate
Really makes you think

>>214071742
rorke unmasked

ever picked up a hitchhiker lads?

poo sneal sex arses have been discontinued absolutely devastated

>>214071704
no

>>214071702
playing video games with 40 year old men on discord and being groomed into transitioning to alleviate their innate original sin as (white) males

>>214071775
theyre still doing the fish scented poo lube

i need to marry a twink and impregnate him asap

just cooked up a so called stirred fry

>>214071846
right well slight problem with that

She pronounces 'hiya' like 'higher'

>>214071874
i know in my heart its possible
it has to be

>>214071884
>>214071884
new when ready

Saving them for the new, are we?

RIP Brent Hinds, went out the way of Duane Allman and Berry Oakley: crashing his motorcycle in Georgia.

>>214071666
he looks tasty