Thread 214071884

Friday bag edition

>>214071884 (OP)
Off the muck, me

given the chance i will 100% betray humanity to the clankers, fuck all you ugly smelly meatbags

>Saving them for the new, are we?
Bet he feels like a bit of a fucking twat now

y'all wildin'

>>214071935
something something emu collaborator

echidna casserole for tea

Toillass is going on about how her daughter goes to a club that's 70% black and every song has the word in it and the black people watch you to see if you sing the word and if you do they get mad, peak grim

In a specific sort of coomer mood

>migrants receive £500 vouchers for clothing
wew

have reason to believe my shrunken nigger head has cursed me

Would love to do a bit of coke but them days is over
It really is vile muck

>>214071974
y'echidna me?

>>214071997
still love a cheeky packet me

>>214071983
>torrents in the big 25
unc...

>>214071994
what happened lad

>>214071997
>>214071934
Never did no harm

>>214071983
>sperma ist meinst

here come dat boi

>>214072020
Bit of a hoarder me

>>214072026
I've done shit I regret on coke and it gave me a scabby nose

alri

why would you go to a sex cinema in berlin and not just hire a prossie

>>214072035
would shag the lot

>>214072022
having ominous visions

>>214072062
she's sitting on a stack of PS3 games

thought tuna lasagne would be rank but it’s actually nice

working class spastics spend their weekends drinking 10 pints of lager and doing a gram of coke and then wonder why they’re so depressed and anxious

>>214072033
chortling

platypus burgers for tea

Good afternoon to all Fascists and National Socialists

there hasn't been a good meme since ugandan knuckles

>>214072020
why not?

setting my fobwatch to poowong mean time

>>214072062
LOVE the "slightly nerdy kids' TV presenter from the 2000s" aesthetic

going down the electroplating factory anyone want owt

£500 won't even buy a canada goose
they need to be given more money

*wakes up, head throbbing, from a crazy wild night of posting on the chon*
fuuuuuuck bro what did i post last night? I was so out of it aha

I just realized that I can evolve my 2nd last resort eevee (shiny) into umbreon now and have much better IVs (15/12/10) or a nonshiny I dont have walked to umbreon yet (14/14/15 which is too much attack) and use my charged TM move on it to get "last resort" back on either of them to use in PvP because this Pokemon is INSANE even on my current umbreon (6/12/6) idk. :)

>>214072126
i hear talk of an up and coming meme on a stratospheric trajectory goes by the name of poo seal

reckon this national socialist poster is actually leftypol trying to make nazis look as virginal as possible

Can't believe advice animals were invented on 4chan
They are absolute peak reddit

>>214072160
Canada Goose boiwife (alt costume of me, Canadian skin)

>>214072173
youre looking mighty impregnatable tonight mousey

>>214072173
they made eevees too strong

>>214072173
We were talking about you earlier (in a good way)

>>214072183
yeah because “nazis” aren’t all massive virgins anyway

tripped on my willy and took a tumble down the staris

Only drug for me is my Earl Grey.

>>214072174
*buys a 30% share of the stocks in it*

>>214072205
they nerfed dark-type
or foul play is OP. crunch was nerfed and rarely lowers def, which is a shame for my bruxish QQ. I would have last resort + play rough (ouuuuuuh) on my umbreon

>>214072217
for me its spainohol

>>214072160
fuck that they can buy a crosshatch instead

/brit/ has its own lolcow in Poleaboo (he did post elsewhere but his home was /brit/)
He even has his own thread on the Farms
Don't worry about some dull Yank dying

2025 nazi here
drowning in pussy

>>214072136
bet you still use an i386 cpu too, you fosil

Just realised i'm morally superior to all of you

yes. Canadians shoudl write the unwritten rules (of Pokemon Go). I would carry out his orders. fullstop

>>214072212
not like you though right
you shag

Saw a blob of indian female biomass walking down the street listening to her godawful music out loud.

Everyone responsible for mass migration must go to Dachau.

After 4chans middle finger to the OSA, BBC hitpieces will start to appear next week

>>214072255
how so

>>214072217
Still posting the same exact AIslopperald after i went to bed and woke up award

reminder when it goes down bag a residential vpn to continue posting

>>214072248
what would you replace torrents with they're good for p2p

>>214071983
Any premium bukkake?

>>214072273
the removal of headphone jacks from mobile phones sent race relations back 50 years

>>214072273
any of them fit?

this is him 4 years ago
might keep reducing the age to watch him go twinkmode (reverse ageing) after this 40 minutes long vid
>>214072210
oh?

last year commiemong was calling nazis "ontologically evil"
now he is one

thinking about what flag i'm gonna post under when we need to use vpns to come here

>>214072274
>"Biomass and Bradleys: Inside the sinister far-right British forum that has made it's home on 4chan."

canadians are the only people i've seen nothing good in

>>214072274
BBC bourgeois midwits can tongue my anus

>>214072322
poosc

Well that's just a fannard there isn't it

>>214072333
disgusting hog of a woman

>>214072307
Commiemong went NS after Southport

hows a migrant meant to get a van cleef on just £500

>>214072322
screm

>>214072333
Where's her willard got to?

thoughts on mega aphromos? you like this Pokemon/

>>214072333
not hairy enough
need a jungle

right well that's a brown fanny

>>214072375
i like normal ampharos
quoth ampharos: paloo paloo loo

>>214072333
bitches really still out here using the bic razor shit's crazy

brb I found a cig with weed in it on my walk to a megamax battle lol im gonna smoke it

How do you guys feel about Bristol?

>>214072412
corr would stick it right in her bradders

>>214072412
they have the same expression

>>214072307
>>214072359
To be fair he's no where near as much of an annoying spamming faggot these days

>>214072420
dotn know

>>214072274
> "American businesses do not surrender their First Amendment rights because a foreign bureaucrat sends them an email," they wrote.

kill indian children

copped some crevettes for a prawn curry im cooking tonight x

Papa Oscar Oscar

>>214072420
better than stoke-on-trent

>removing st george flags
this country has gone fucking barmy

>>214072420
going there tomorrow

>>214072412
out of the way bardley!

>>214072437
'urry up yeah, me dad will be back from pub in an houa

>>214072455
paint them on the migrants

>>214072448
um!!!!!

>>214072420
full of insufferable hipsters

>>214072435
actually he's way worse

>>214072448
not very nice

>>214072420
never been there

>>214072420
don't feel much of anything these days

why does the middle class in the country find right wing ideas so distasteful?
It's not the same in france, germany

One gherkin membership please

>>214072475
not even remotely, you must have a shit memory

>>214072485
*feels you up*

nod veery niyce bladdy bitch basterd

having an incel tuna sandwich

missed the fanny, was it any good?

Children in school used to sing the scatman song at me but instead of saying "I'm a scatman!" they'd sing "you're a fat man!"

>>214072492
you know it's heathermong right

>>214072420
full of brown people so soulless and shit like every other city in western europe.

Probably the most left wing place in the country too

t. lives in redcliffe

Buying stuff off eBay that I don't need

>>214072420
went once and didn't like the locals

>>214072510
the best. you wont ever see a fanny like it again

lucy connolly sex arse

>>214072510
ktim me during my whole 20s

>>214072506
Hear fanny tastes a lot like tuna

After nearly an hour of consulting with Chatgpt it analysed that my ideal and perfect partner would be from Sweden based on what information I gave about me and my lifestyle and aspirations.
Are Swedish girls based or not?

>>214072517
wouldn't be allowed these days
political correctness gone mad

>>214072542
It doesn't

>>214072522
>Probably the most left wing place in the country too
isnt that brighton?

>>214072550
based on what

rorkes da taking him and his brother to the building their great grandad shot himself in just so they could tell them that

>>214072517
fucking SCREAMING

>>214072510
yh it made my willy go up

Word on the street is: pussy's on the prowl

>>214072517
kek i used to sing this when i unregistered hypercam 2 recorded myself doing backward longjumps on a row of niggers heads

>>214072583
rorke must be out on his incelwalk then

>>214072529
Just need to look at a picture of you don't I?

Just got called 'unc', what does that even mean?

>>214072557
How much tuna did you have to eat to find that one out

>>214072550
What do you want and why did it say sweden

poossy

How do you guys feel about Dover?

new deftones isnt hitting the same they phoned it in for sure

>>214072595
you cant. deleted from the archive

>>214072608
Just a black yank word for uncle that zoomers all collectively decided to start parroting

toil over, time to waste the three day weekend

>>214072608
stands for ugly nonce cunt

It's grim up north

cor ya fookin ditty bird

easing myself down onto a giant erect cock and farting when it’s all the way inside me so i get launched across the room like a bottle rocket

Pussaey

>>214072608
ugly nonce cunt

>>214072633
not followed them since koi no yokan

Mad to think I can do all the dishes and washing but dadberg can still be a cunt by pointing out minor imperfections. He's such a fucking gimp.

Quite like buying old postcards of my town but at the same time feel bad about how much we've lost

had an hr interview this morning, fml I've wanted to die ever since

>>214072633
we're all listening to the new hot mulligan album

get the fucking biomass loaded into dump trucks and tipped off the white cliffs of dover

oops, that reply was old. now I just said it out loud randomly ITT

>>214072542
told my first (and last) gf that it was "kinda fishy" and she just laughed and said "oh my god"

ur not canadian

>>214072633
Deftones is one of those bands I hear about every now and then but couldn't name or hum a single one of their songs

>>214072688
Didn't deny it though did she

>>214072643
>>214072652
great minds

>>214072671
hah you’d like that rorke wouldn’t you. back in your picturesque english town which never existed, and all you have to eat are fish and chips and beans on toast. that’s your dream. you’re an evil bastard and should be liquidated by the state

>>214072671
Love looking at old timey books about my town in the local Waterstones.

Winking heavily at the subway lass when I ask for a tuna melt

got knob cancer

they're called "black people of colour" rorke

Honestly reckon that, if I wanted to, I could get kids to leave soft play areas with me. Every time I'm playing with my kids in one they follow me around like a bad smell and I don't quite know how to tell them to fuck off. They're probably just starved for entertainment because their parents just throw them in there and go back to scrolling on their phone for the whole session leaving them to entertain themselves

>>214072645
post more of bottom-right

>>214072714
yawn

Toillass thinks everything is 'weird'. She once said that her dad likes "weird bands like the Kaiser Chiefs". The fella who was a judge on The Voice is her standard for 'weird' music.

niggers of colour

get the biomass raped

>>214072740
Put quite the bit of thought into this haven't we

>>214072608
ugly nonce cunt

>>214072645
ive been there is it liverpool

>>214072740
unc

rip

>>214072766
Alri Slowbro

>>214072645
>>214072773

It's Newcastle you mong

>>214072740
what the fuck

Sat on a first class train
Honestly it's absolutely lush
The calibre of my fellow passengers is extremely high
3.5 hours of luxury
Shall be getting on the g&t's shortly

>>214072718
unc

>>214072671
should get into getting erotic french postcards

>>214072671
>>214072726
Years ago a white girl in my town was going around looking for signatures for a petition because apparently in the 50s when the first black family moved here, a few white families chased them out of town. She wanted to name and shame those families in the local paper lmao

>>214072608
it stands for uncle noncey cunt dont listen to the trolls x

>>214072801
How's the hangover?

>>214072666
Ex gf used to do this all of the time
Got all of the groceries, did the cooking, and left the kitchen spotless and she’d find something to bitch about
Realized it wasn’t about the cleanliness or not eventually

>>214072645
get out of my city you evil freak

>>214072729
sorry about that mate
sincerely, >>214072672

>>214072293
uhhhh, idk, soulseek

>>214072794
i dont live there as evidenced by my question you nasty pasty

>>214072801
had a yobbite sneak into first class recently and I had to ask the conductor to sort him out
thankfully they actually listen to you when youre in first class

getting into the cobrakingjfs lore now that hes dead

>groceries
The fuck is that?

>>214072805
>apparently in the 50s
THE 50S?? jfc let it go
there's 200 billion ekwechikus in now they won

>>214072819
Subsided somewhat but still not feeling great

How many deaths at notting hill carnival this weekend?

>>214072804
corr
https://ebay.us/m/5kJR8D

YOUR CAT AND DAD DIED AND YOU INHERITED MONEY

Any of you lads go see Oasis then?

How does /brit/ feel about Manchester?

finished following the humber river to its source in the yorkshire dales on google maps
saw many interesting things

>>214072870
5

>>214072870
no more than you get at glastonbury, racist

>>214072894
nah they're shite

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pDSErKRaTMQ
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pDSErKRaTMQ
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pDSErKRaTMQ

>>214072894
what makes you think we have mates to go with

>>214072903
Did you spot a clue

>>214072740
i once put one on my shoulders because he looked lost and everyone reacted like i was mental
low trust society

>>214072894
Yeah

>>214072902
like a really shit version of london

>>214072923
Just go on your own

>>214072882
new heathermongreloid obsession just dropped

>>214072870
0 is my bet
roads is dead
road been dead desu
everyone's just doing tiktoks now

Notting hill mentioned

Wonder what Hullmong is up to xx

Will we also need to verify our IDs to visit museums now? they have nudes

>>214072903
*strokes your thigh* yeah name two of them

>>214072903
wheres it go

>>214072948
stunning and vibrant

>Mr. Bowd, a supermarket cashier from Harbour View Close, Brixham, Devon is charged with two offences under the Child Trafficking and Pornography Act at Dublin Airport’s Terminal 2 yesterday.
>One charge alleges he was in possession of anime images of child sexual abuse. The second states he possessed child pornography - “Category 3” anime images.
>Mr. Bowd was of limited means but could provide €400 for bail, Mr Flynn said. Gda Doyle said she had seen the accused’s bank account and accepted that that was a “large sum or money” for him.
>He was working as a supermarket cashier earning £600 per week, Mr Flynn said.
>Judge John Brennan granted bail with a €400 cash lodgement. As a condition, the accused, whose phone was seized, is to be contactable through his mother until he can provide gardai with a new number.

>>214072902
Only time I went was during pandemic when I rode the trains up and down everywhere basically for free.
Seemed nice.

>>214072918
how can anyone look at this and not concede that japan is the most perfect society on earth

>>214072948
me at the window

im not going to get busses and raid passes. I will instead save up for a bike to go pedal into the city and then I can get it for free. I love going into the city (it really powers up the soul!) but SERIOUSLY it is more expensive to fucking take the bus in to use a free pass than it is to get a bus ticket. my dad was turbo right and I should of got a free bus pass when I was young

>>214072948
I'd like to do this too

the northern lad remembers he has to tell his mam’s daughter something

(O)

any good fish and chips in greenwich
staying there tonight

Going to gigs alone isn't the same as the movies you fucking bellends. Just go, enjoy yourself and try to find slags. Anyone questions you just say you've lost your mates in the crowd. No wonder the vast majority of you lot are virgins. Fucking pathetic.

>>214072997
Prefer not to say

>>214072997
yeah

carni come safer than that liverpool parade that was banned to be spoken about on /brit/ for god knows why

>>214072951
Just having a wank at the moment x

>>214072997
yeah loads

i have never been to a ‘gig’

>>214073013
I'm a virgin and the hr woman could definitely sense it in our interview
don't think I'll be hearing back

>>214072997
not really

>>214072984
only leftypol hates japan

>>214073040
ive got one next sunday you coming?

20 quid for a "standard" cod and chips
used to be a tenner before covid
country has gone MENTAL

>>214072964
rorke's gaff

>>214073040
would you like to go to one?

>>214072977
*gulp*

>>214073013
sadact who goes to gigs alone because he's desperate for a crumb

Not going to tesco because I have no mates

>>214073064
it's posho food now
you go get kebab
that's your food now

>>214073040
been to hundreds of gigs me
first one i went to was in 2012 - sigur ros i think it was

Once got told by a 7/10 recruitment consultant that she "felt like we hadn't built any rapport" during our meeting

>>214073064
Yeah but your salaries and shit have gone up to match it so stfu

>>214073061
I would like to have sex with her but not really because I have a very low sex drive and am a virgin

>>214072977
how did they catch him tho why are they going through his devices for a random stop?

>>214073111
cruel joke :(

>>214073083
not really. only really enjoy music when drunk and shitposting on here. and it’s the same select songs

>>214073025
enjoy x

>>214073040
haven't been to one since sixth form

>>214073108
Should've asked her if she was autistic

>>214072977
why is there american homeland security people in dublin

Parking at this car park has gone from 40p an hour to £1.40 an hour. What the actual fuck?

>>214072740
based. lead one of the dark ones away then kill it

>>214073108
ktim in a few days
if I had been on a date once in my life maybe I would know how to speak to them but I can't without a job
catch 22

Toilberg blames literally every fund underperformance on the orange man
If he's that bad maybe you should've planned for it mate

FEEL ME NOW
FEEL THE PAIN

>>214073111
hahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>214073161
ffs lol

Genuinely mental how easy it is to get away with that sort of thing. Just don't save it on your phone or computer. Have a look, make a mental image of it, move on and enjoy the thought of it later. Easy peasy

>>214073161
christ lad

>>214073102
but what if bossman scratches his arse while making them?

>>214073040
i've been to one and it was really cringe. felt like a complete loser surrounded by couples

>>214073120
They go through your phone these days at random

>>214073186
um

>>214073153
they have this thing at dublin airport where you can go through american border control before you fly and then just walk straight out of the airport in new york or wherever

Imagine getting pulled aside at Heathrow and having to show the security guard cartoons of little girls getting railed

Kafkaesque

>>214073186
ummington

>>214073209
sick of this fat cunt

i’ll fucking kill you
i’ll fucking kill all of you

>>214073203
that cannot be legal

Mr. Blobby

in

Pocket Monsters
form !!

>>214073160
woke mob

>>214073203
wtf really? flying out in a couple of weeks
you might have just saved my life
fucking hell

>>214073237
No you won't

If immies make the economy better how come the more we let in the worse it gets

>>214073246
:D

scully gets kidnapped every 2nd episode can they give this broad a break

>>214073202
ive been to hundreds of gigs, theres always some absolute cretin at them so i wouldnt worry

reading 1984 at 1 am in the morning. Cant wait to finish it desu. It’s alright but the main character is a bit of boring cunt aha x

>>214073214
Sounds like a complete incel fabrication on your part.

>>214073186
unc unc unc

>>214073264
*kills you*

Thought porn drawings were perfectly legal in america?

love wrapping up newspapers and swatting flies

>>214073186
literal fucking nonce lmao

>>214073258
ummm

>>214072847
fair enough but isn't that just music

>>214073312
>>214073312
>>214073312

>>214072997
Go to Goddard's pie and mash shop

>>214073214
misread this as there being some star trek teleportation device that instantly transports you from dublin to ny

>>214073091
my thoughts exactly
I shan't be visiting the US
thankfully they don't do this sort of thing when I'm traveling to the continent

>>214073290
https://www.dublinairport.com/flight-information/travelling-to-usa/usa-preclearance
fuck off and die you stupid cunt

>>214073293
*rises from the grave three days later and forgives you for your sins*

Nothing personal

>>214072977
the drawing was being abused was it

>>214073286
Great book but the Goldstein manual part is interminable

>>214073186
Vile cunt kill yourself

>>214073290
he’s right ive done that

>>214072740
ummers

>>214073290
Retard