Thread 214073312

Japan edition

Has anyone told japan that the sun rises all over the world

What if London and Tokyo changed places?

They'll understand that I'm only pretending to be a nonce for (you)s right?

>>214073258
>>214073239

goshpedo subedition

l live Japan, period.

why dont they make chairs like this? we'd all have good posture then

Enough of this nonsense, get it sorted now

12 year old girl and a smartphone~
12 year old girl and a smartphone~

that idiot that sold off the british indian ocean territory should be killed by the british people

>>214073371
unc wants to get hugged by his own chair lmaoooooo

>>214073327
i dont WANT pie and mash
i WANT fish and CHIP

steamingtoil looms

>>214073371
t. knows nothing about ergonomics

>>214073374
corr, or um, not sure who's watching

地獄の国

>>214073371
how about one that gives you a reacharound

>>214073386
um

>>214073405
whats wrong with it

>>214073398
Fish and chips in London are shite
Seriously I'm yet to find a decent chipper

>>214073407
How do you pronounce this

>>214073371
sex with chair

>>214073402
operation scatter is going well I see

*pulls eyes taut*
Ah so, me rikey da flied lice!!!

>>214073433
ching chong bing bong

curating a 'snail-esque gremlin' aura for autumn 2k25

>>214073433
ching chong chang

>>214073451
>>214073452
>>214073460
Stop it.

>>214073431
brockleys rock

>>214073452
>>214073460
Not remotely funny, pack it in

>>214073422
good posture requires effort on your part you can't just sit there suspended and limp and expect to develop the muscles required to hold your body upright

*opens up the bag of 'bo*

So far I've had a flapjack and sparkling water

When do they bring out the champagne?

It was a Jewish doctor

>>214073433
jigoku no kuni

9 hours of toil, fuck all done, I can't keep getting away with this. did watch the f1 film

>>214073451
kek might say this at the chinamans later

Grief is a fucking mental thing isn't it lads? After my aunt died my sister refused to throw out a bottle of mayo because it was the last thing she bought before she died. She ended up getting me to chuck it out but only after leaving the room so she didn't see. Fucking bizarre

>>214073318
I'm just shitposting. Soulseek doesn't have multiple connection the way that bittorrent allows.

>>214073433
nakadashi

>>214073472
>>214073478
herro

>>214073432
if you fly to the US with this image on your phone you will be arrested and publicly exposed as a paedophile in the news
mental

>>214073494
I beg your pardon

>>214073365
I thought they had the constitution to protect them from this sort of thing

>>214073365
Been to America before, they didn't search my phone even though they took me for secondary inspection. They just asked me to call who I was staying with and let them chat. They'll only do it if you're shady or brown

>>214073508
I am planning on getting on soulseek this weekend actually gonna start hoarding music again and I need the absolute best quality rips

herro I am Bradley Ralsh and this is the Chaseru

>>214073520
good

>>214073523
じごくのくに

>>214073520
land of the free lmao

Toil is sending me to York for two days from Tuesday next week. Anything I should be aware of?

There goes rorke
I must remember to thank him

>>214073452
>>214073460
very funny, well done lads

>>214073312 (OP)
tyvm ;3

>>214073312 (OP)
why is british foods so disgusting? it has no umami

>>214073568
>>214073569
slanty eyed cunts fuck off

Was a bit mental that Rowling called that lass Cho Chang
Good on her though

>>214073546
It would be Bladree Ralsh

>>214073476
Actually looks shite

any of you lads been to Stonehenge?

>>214073617
Is that a picture of it?

>>214073542
It's great for that. Just gotta hope that someone hasn't re-encoded a lossy encode to flac but use your best judgment, look at spectrograms when skeptical, look for rip logs if it came from a CD etc. etc.

Harry Potter and the Incurable Yellow Fever

>>214073546
Makku "Kaiju" Labettu de-su~

>>214073599
go eat your rank 50 disgusting foods with no umami

Thinking about when QI had that early episode where Stephen Fry, a degenerate poof, said that Japs always swapped Ls and Rs and it was laughed at
9 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown or whatever else modern could never make this - accurate - joke

just shouted at my dad
sitting in my childhood bedroom

>Missing Texas woman found living amongst lost ‘African’ tribe in Scotland
what

>>214073628
Yes

>>214073617
Need this turning into social housing for Somalis, pronto

>>214073374
>>214073432
>>214073555
she's only 15

>>214073630
Even if I download a bad rip it's zero cost
Planning on uploading high quality rips of my vinyl collection where no digital copies exist
My internet is fucking awful though so not sure if that'll work out well

>>214073669
Nah then

diegos got bum cancer

>>214073599
Then off urself first.

>>214073617
it should really have a mosque next to it so muslim visitors can pray

LIVING ON THE CEILING
NO MORE ROOM DOWN THERE

>>214073675
OUT OF 10

>>214073690
don’t we all?

she henge on my stoan till i hi how's it evening x

>>214073630
Yeah but even then
.log filters often are using range rips which are dogshit
It's worthwhile using Nicotine+ instead of Soulseek as well, a far better Slsk client

>>214073546
was chuckling to myself about this post when a colleague asked me "whats so funny"
hard to describe

>>214073627
hello

So we're all going out later to shag, yeah? Because it's Friday and that?

>>214073617
Aye mate, i built it

>>214073660
Dadberg loves his panel shows on Dave, amazing what you could get away with even ten years ago

sometimes I think Bradders affects the laughter!

>>214073737
going to get fish and chips and eat them by myself in my hotel room

>>214073726
Thank you friend

>>214073707
for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76eeyjzNWcw

Woke is just secular Protestantism. What happens when you strip God from it.

It has all the same features. Original sin (racism, privilege) and a redemptive act. Public confession. The idea that moral and spiritual salvation comes from within. Both are iconoclastic. Protestants smashed supposed idols the same way people do old statues and art of the past. Both are absolutist. Either saved or damned. Either against moral outrage or complicit in it. Both are evangelist and require its members to spread the belief to others. It’s no wonder it was adopted by Protestant societies after they became mammon loving atheists (England, Germany, America, Scandinavia)

japs probably think worcestershire sauce is japanese

>>214073762
The BBCs insistence on having at least one woman on all panel shows just ruined them all

get the biofuel smelted into pure niggeranium rods

>>214073568
i prefer soft tacos

>>214073708
It's Always Sunny in Brighton

>>214073503
at work there’s this jacket hung up and I find out it belonged to one of the old managers who died of cancer and a couple days later i saw one of the new African lads wearing it cause it was cold and he forgot his jacket but everyone was too scared to say anything

Watched this, where's my prize for being the lady one laughing

One anime nonce posts and the rest come out of the woodwork

>>214073863
Being replaced is what he would've wanted

Grandfather - 6’1, married a 5’0 tall women
Dad grew 5’10, married a 5’3 woman
I grew to 5’8

Mental. Manletism afflicting a once chad lineage due solely to fanny

on the ポケットモンスター Crystal
looking for a Sneasel in ICE PATH
>>214073569
our cheeses and condiments are high in umami
get the mature cheese on toast with Worcestershire sauce and it's umami sex in my mouth tbqhwy

>>214073870
concerned bsrdley

>>214073779
No problem mate
For vinyl people appreciate when you put the relevant info + catalog(ue) number in the searchable directory itself, keeping it as concise as possible
Like for example
George Harrison - [1970] All Things Must Pass (Apple Records Japan AP-9016C, 2019 pbthal vinyl rip, 96kHz-24-bit) [FLAC]

>>214073918
Ziedbelg's crush

>>214073905
I'm 6ft 2 and married a 5ft 10 woman. Think my lineage is secure

One last um for the week

some grim posts going on in here

>>214073920
Okay, I will keep that in mind
I use beets.io to organize my music so I'll try and find or make a good rule for the vinyl rips
Some I have are rare but im hoping to get more interesting stuff that hasn't been digitized as time goes on

/brit/ *is* a shagger's general..........isn't it?

mad how expressive human faces are.

>savoury
*yawn*
>umami
*leredditsoiface*

>>214073964
Ummy wummy

looking forward to my fish and chips lads :)

Racism is the new black

omre like Jason edition

>>214073926
This girl is a legit 9/10

>>214073905
and now you have to marry an even shorter woman

>>214073926
ok but she looks cool af in those photos

>>214073994
Finally some fucking positivity. You enjoy your fish and chips lad

>>214073994
Can I have some?

why is dtfic obsessed with posting gay niggers

>>214073964
virgin neet posting from my childhood bedroom

>>214073926
need cutie turkiye gf

Just found out alcohol isn't included on first class trains

So what the fucks the point?

>>214073994
didn’t you hear? woke banned them

catberg status: on lap, purring

>>214073675
her anime fault for being a little slag then

rorke misquoting the beginnings by kipling while he chugs warm madri

>>214073926
i want to kms

>>214074033
ok :)

catberg status update: enjoying some ear scratches, purring even louder

>>214074011
why did she do this and enter this
why was it allowed on TV

>>214074038
*rapes you*

>>214073907
:)

thinking about the homeless fella me n my mates set fire to when we were in year 12. used to harass the cunt so bad he ended up moving from one park to another

>>214074038
i sit in first class seats anyway, never been kicked out once. half of the time i dont even pay for a ticket at all, let the other paypigs cover my fare

>>214074071
mine took a shit then wiped her ass on the carpet and it stinks now

>>214074078
why did you post a poo sneasel
oh that anon was talking about sneasels

>>214074079
kek
served the cunt right for being homeless

>>214074087
Common scum

Transporter marathon on telly

RIP to Cobes
he would have loved /brit/

mousefaggot

^_-

Why are some of you cunts so mentally ill jesus christ fuck off and play your anime nonce grand strategy video games

>>214074038
people who drink on the train should be shot

genuinely think theres no going back now, britain is heading face first into ethnic civil war.

political consciousness has never been higher and everybody is angry

>>214074079
Hopefully he got a job and stopped being a blight on society.

>>214074038
IRA got alcohol banned from trains unfortunately

nah I still want a gf, or some
PUSSY!!!!!

>>214073961
Any rip is better than no rip so if you have truly unique rips then that'll always be worth sharing
Some people wait years for unique rips
It's a courtesy to add a lineage.txt file with as much info about how it was ripped as possible, listing the turntable and all that
It isn't necessary but it does make it somewhat better because at worst it means someone with insanely good equipment has a reason to improve on it which is good for everyone
There's a guy called tubedoctor who makes reel-to-reel rips using equipment which costs hundreds of thousands of dollars, even going into the millions. American dollars at that!

>>214074079
when the homeless guy tries to stand up and mumble something after I just nicked his last 35p
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJvNs8rrWtc

>>214074111
deal with it cuck, literally nothing you could do about it suck my cock FAGGOT pay for my ticket boy
>>214074130
paki cunt

>>214074131
oh my days rorke go outside

mouseys tight little pink hole going POP when i pull my bellend out of it

Spaghetti al Pomodoro for tea

>>214074131
you are way too far gone wow
>>214074134
its over for you
the Jews got to you both unfortunately. now youre retarded

>>214074087
I remember booking 1st class once and when the train filled up all these non-white cunts charged into first class. Was fucking fuming cuz I fucking knew they hadn't paid for it

>>214074120
wait what this he so cute

fuck you all

>>214074168
wtf

*downloads an image of a clothed anime child*
heheheh

>>214073920
Why do people even go above CD quality when it comes to ripping vinyl? Even 16bits is probably far too much for the dynamic range of a vinyl in the best scenario.

>>214074168
kill yourself

>>214074166
Just got back from work mate, everyone is talking about flagging and the police targeting white people

Playing an anime nonce grand strategy video game

>>214074168
corr

>>214074198
you’re next :)

poo sneal

>>214074133
Nah he’s still there in his trash ridden camp that’s an absolute eyesore. Might go pour sulphuric acid on his face

>>214074212
any good?

>>214074179
thats what you deserve, paypig faggot. i do it every time, i use the lounges as well for free.

smoking that weed
it goes way harder than the stuff around here maybe because I am being fooled

>>214074168
https://voca.ro/1c2CTfqEUeH1

>>214074131
Britain isn't heading for civil war but it is heading towards a default and many years of public humiliation and real austerity. Not this shite the Tories introduced where they actually got more people on welfare

Oooooh listen to me whine about black people on my little hugbox, you're all my mates right?

>>214074145
My turntable is considered high end (>$10k) although vintage so I will certainly be including details about it
>tubedoctor
I will look for that
Reminds me of the Electric Recording Company, would love to get some of their pressings but they're insanely expensive and limited

fackin juuls empty

>>214074168
any good?

chavs are just as bad as niggers

>>214074233
...Yh

I wish I was a cool outgoing fursuiter

>>214074200
electroplating factory was it?

Every and I mean every time.

>>214074130
Are you literally a paki?

gay rape

>>214074307
um

>>214074273
kill yourself spaki

me? uncommon scum

>>214074195
For archival purposes why not?
Anyway there is mounting evidence to support that inaudible ultrasonic frequencies affect human perception of audible frequencies so high resolution digital files are the only way to record those frequencies from good vinyl playback

>>214074322
tesco too

>>214074322
those evil joos and their *checks notes* groceries

This is what Rorke has because he is an odious worm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odious_debt

>>214074307
*were
This is a hypothetical so requires the subjunctive mood

>>214073918
bit gay but impressing

imagine another man sharting on your girlfriend's face, that's how it feels to see mousey abused by you lot

hate chavs and wogs and queers

>>214074343
Got bought out years ago and has kept Jews out since
Dolescum going to Lidl and Aldi will be the first against the wall

just made the missus giggle

sewing a niggers head onto that of a hare and releasing the resulting abomination into the streets of london

writhing around in the soil with the worms

>>214074395
decked that geek

>>214074421
Why though

eating grubs

Wriggling on the floor in front of my family as a grown 30 year old man

half of /brit/‘s creative output is coming up with different variations of “done him”

leaving my trail of slime all over my incel cavern

getting shagged up the arse by a HIV+ schizophrenic homeless man in front of my parents

just going to nod off whilst pretending to work late

oooo gehenna is a place on earth

>>214074503
that's us scrambled

ITS CUMIN UP
ITS CUMIN UP
ITS CUMIN UP
ITS CUMIN UP

Just got done

>>214074351
you do you. I just think that anything above the red book standard is beyond fucking useless for playback

scrambling all over the walls and ceiling of my incel enclosure like a spider

great posts lads, keep it up

>>214074503
hit us for six there lad

too unemployed and broke to relate to my old friends anymore
can't be going to the pub and dropping £40 on an evening
ah well

wiping my arse with poo

Diego solved today's Times cryptic in 4 minutes 17 seconds, beating all except the typists YET AGAIN
How is this genious (as he spells it) so hated amongst this flock?

>>214074548
I'm not convinced you're wrong anyway but DACs and hard drive space are cheap so i don't care

>>214074586
um

cervix crushing obsidian jungle bbc spraying aids juice inside battered vanilla vaginas

>>214074503
We've been decommissioned and completely mothballed

my owner forgot to feed me this week

Observations of Biomass: 22 Aug 2025

Noticed a blaq female driver pull up and park in a disabled space with no badge. It's really noticeable how 'groids just have no sense of rules.

>>214074563
Well so long as you stop boring us with every last detail about your incel shut-in life, keep it up
Otherwise you will be advised to get it ended

>>214074586
>just drawings

>>214074555
hootin

>>214074503
that's us bismarcked

>>214074538
it dare

I'm fookin STARVING

doing circles in my incel hovel like a confused ant

>>214073358
What if São Paulo and Lisbon changed places?

>>214074610
i see this all the time

>>214074503
that's us pulled down and a shopping centre built on the site

umposter onamadone

reckon Zoe Gardner has a big black dildo

The English countryside looks extra beautiful when you're witnessing it from FIRST class

ITS DEH

>>214074610
a white person would never do this

doing quite the poo.

quite the poo indeed.

>>214074637
>fook
eee 'ow about cow entrails with a pint of graveh
that sounds reet nice as 'ell like

gnawing at the smegma stalactites that have formed over the many millennia i’ve been trapped in my incel cavern

>>214074618
*blinks in shock*

saving my 'done him' variation for when someone actually gets done

keep thinking it's saturday

Incelwalk, Y/N?

Goran

>>214074742
it's friday you UTTER FUCKING MONG

All-Request Friday on Greatest Hits Radio
Phone in
Get it played
Simple AS

>>214074755
y, then n

>>214074742
Feel like I've discovered the eighth weekday you only know exists when your life has lost all meaning

>>214074755
what for? to see all those people going out and having fun on friday?

Based on the most recent available data from the CSA Centre for 2023/24 (April 2023–March 2024), there were approximately 7,371 convictions for child sexual abuse offences in England and Wales. Of these, around 3,863 received non-custodial outcomes (suspended sentences or community sentences).

Clean shaven. As always.

>>214074598
better rip in fp32 and use a sampling rate of 192k then :)

>>214074742
that'll be the bank holiday, always throws me off

>>214074779
nonce

on hold to greatest hits radio to get homealone's favourite song of all time played

NOW THE KING TOLD THE BOOGIE MEN
YOU HAVE TO LET THAT RAGA DROP

>>214074779
I have mixed feelings about him
but meet john doe was good

>>214074755
it's probably one of my favourite incel activities right after incel sleep

>>214074814
The abode, as it were

>>214074777
>3,863
reckon at least a few of these are on /brit/

If the European Reconquista starts in Britain, that would be quite fitting in a way, given the role the degenerate elites played in plunging Europe into hell in 1944-1945.

Britain in 1941 was an Aryan nation, which, infested by Christianity, liberalism and Chosenites, decided to side with the bolshevik Soviet Union (not Aryan) against NS Germany.

From an esoteric position, one could say we are paying the karmic price.

>>214074779
Gary Cooper was one handsome devil

biting down on the gfs bush and ripping it off in my teeth like a pit bull

>>214074830
He's great in Mr Deeds

>>214074781
Hmm don't know if my ADC supports such a high resolution but 96kHz would also be sufficient

>>214074798
Clean shaven is the Aryan choice
Beards are for sois and Arabs
The only acceptable time to grow an old beard is as a wise old man.

the grim kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPeVsvs5Yns

Diego shaking and twerking his booty to ABBA - Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! in his incel dungeon on a Friday night

>>214074814
rorke's battlestation since 2004

bought the pomegranate and orange san pelegrino to try and it's fucking rank

>>214074814
vgh

>>214074851
Hitler killed more white people than any other individual in history

>>214074883
for me it’s twerking my white boy arse to dancing queen

>>214073312 (OP)
>Japan edition

>>214074814
rorke dropping to his knees in a flood of tears thinking on what we have lost

How to kick Brits off 4chan:
Posting ton of mesugaki pic on /brit/

(*｀艸´)ｳｼｼｼ

>>214074916
Hitler the anti semite led to the creation of the state of Israel

>>214061112
corr stinky bitch

>>214074916
Also shagged his niece so a bit of a nasty one all round

Rorke after watching 1 second of BBC porn

>>214074881
Think i would actually rather live in Bengaluru than somewhere like this

If Nationalists are to take power in Europe, it must be done by building a vanguard force that is strong enough to defeat all opposing factions.

All great historical movements begin with an ideological core with superior organisations. Any hope of the masses awakening and instantly adopting nationalism is not going to happen.

>>214074916
Hitler never killed anybody though

pouring milk on mousey and sucking it out if him and throwing him against the wall with a loud wet thud

>>214074956
Gonna do all that from your childhood bedroom?

>>214074966
ffs lol

smokin on that nigger weed

>>214073312 (OP)
Naisu Edesion

>>214074916
Nah, Attila, Genghis Khan or Lenin did that.

The number of actual Whites killed by Hitler was low.

>>214074936
uohhhh
ToT

>>214074957
raped and killed his niece, slammed his dogs head against a wall until it was dead

>>214074936
australian website mate

>>214074322
>israel cohen
bit on the nose, no?

Meltdown

>>214074936
>>214074998
unc

>>214074931
*sprints towards her and flies head first into her arse*

Might become a father purely so I can beat my kids

>>214075039
alri dad

>>214075023
Doesn't count as losing your virginity btw

>>214075002
ya know the more i learn about this Hitler fella the less i care for him

>>214075039
beat them off

mesugaki 2

(*｀艸´)ｳｼｼｼ

>>214075090
>>214075090

>>214074853
it was mostly the makeup I reckon
the mascara particularly

>>214075088
やりたいやりたいやりたい

I dont want to see underage anime girls. I only care about anime girl sex because thats what they are for

>>214075247
Will you print a drawing of your girlfriend out to show your mum and say 'Mum I am getting married and this is her.'