Thread 214079815

Repent, wretched /brit/sinners, for you are many edition

>>214079758
And then it's grim horrid Winter with 5 hours of daylight, freezing weather, thorned stripped bare trees spiking into the sky of whiteness and a general feeling of decay and isolation.

>>214079815 (OP)
yay!

lets get some posts out of the way
>boring blogpost
>boring religion argument
>a picture of a SHIT kizza
>a meltdown involving pictures of trannies

hey have another referendum that'll fix it

>>214079792
You seen the wee african guy that just stands tapping a drum all day. No tune or anything, just randomly tapping it

sorry? summer doesn't end until september 22nd

i'm so alone

>>214079894
poles out
pakis and nigerians in

sometimes start writing a post but give up on finishing it half way through

>>214079917
When marimba rhythms start to play
dance with me, make me swaaaaay.

get that sucked rorkey pops

>>214078923
>Just fake tanned you fucking retard

Christianity entering Europe was a giant mistake which we continue to feel the consequences of

>>214079904
aye i did. seen him outside buchanan galleries going at it too. puzzled look by everyone.

Not gay but some of those chinky blokes are really fit tb h

>>214079949
Wish a piper would play near them

the concept of canada is laughable anyway

>>214079934
dirty peanut looking knobber on this lass

>>214079950
insane amounts of plastic surgery and skin-whitening procedures

don't worry our atheist prime minister with the jewish wife will fix christianity's mistakes

what's next on the menu? oh yes, the nhs being allowed to kill anyone it wants

Mate...
Even the fat munters can go on Tinder and get an 8/10 lad to come shag them. You forget men will shag anything when they're horny.

>>214080016
What happened to you not wanting to post this stuff anymore?

You really can't control can you

*slowly trundles into thread in a StuG III*

bald cunt neighbour fucking hate him
hate all bald people
kill all bald people

>>214080043
a girl just has to open her legs and she'll have someone outside her door

>>214080043
Meant for >>214079800

would you shag an 8/10? personally wouldn't go lower than an 8.5

>>214080038
utter philistine opinion

trvke

"canada" lol

all in here
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/l0057d9p
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/l0057d9p
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/l0057d9p

>>214080138
poo

mental how the elites want infinite heart of darkness tier darkies here but when peng-gan markle linked harry they were asking if the baby would looking like chocolate yazoo

makes you think xx

I will win an acca this weekend!

>>214080169
>"Well don't just sit there anon, dive in"

Saw some gormless African slouched on a bench in Bradford on Avon recently

What the fuck is an African even doing there

i seriously doubt that but okay

>>214080088
wouldn't get my weird little cock out for anything under 9.5

>>214080169
um

>>214080046
stop pretending to be so callow and gullible. its not attractive, its annoying

>>214080169
if it isn't a very obese woman with her vagina showing

Why isn’t pale skin the beauty standard in England, hate tans

>>214080187
sir boris wave

Deano out clubbing and looking to pull fit birds
Rorke refining his Crusader Kings 3 sex mod

>>214080169
ummy

>>214080169
corr

rari workout

Some women have all the luck!

>>214080113
what do you reckon the man posting this on twitter has achieved in his life?

>>214080169
What I wish the toil-fu would do to me

Josephine James is the best MILF in English porn

>>214080201
cause it’s the standard. everyone looks like a ghost in winter.

Hop in, dude!

I cannot rate Diego for today because he fucked off early. No score.

>>214080219
most deanos are in relationships you clueless outcast

>>214080260
lol

f.u.k.d. and b.o.m.b.d.

>>214080244
but girls look prettier pale

having a go

Twitch streams are grim. Always struggle to get more than 5 people so I end up speaking to the same bunch of twats every time like we're mates

>>214080285
it's a fookin disgrace

>>214080297
if you're actually getting 5 viewers then you're already in a better position than 99.5% of streamers

>>214080314
the chase is on

you're getting your cock sucked, kid

Had a panic attack at the bar because the cute redhead waitress was serving and I was just thinking about her fire crotch

k-swiss and jeans, the standard attire xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feCyUfeCI98

>Syndichad owns a farm with 110 fucking acres
Fucking hell chad wins again.

Spend your 20s banging out zombies world records and then retire at 30 on an "estate" and raising your son to rule the stars.

Fuck that cunt that made an animation for him that he ripped off for $100 for no reason.

>British women are so ugly, a British man couldn't tell this thing isn't a woman.
Brots are you ok?

>>214080359
mate must be blind

>>214080342
Weird how you only ever see good looking zoomers behind a bar

>>214080201
because having dark skin is considered having conqueror mindset. peasants however cannot tan

>>214080359
*surreptitiously hides post*

>>214080390
Not that weird. Bar owners don't want to employ some ogre to scare away the punters

>>214080194
Shut up idiot you don't even know what those words mean lol

Stop posting your demented pedo necrophilia and/or end your pathetic existence

planting some rhododendrons

>>214080405
for most of history the exact opposite was true you fucking bollard

>>214080378
I'm also amazed that person is said to me 21 in the story and looks like a 50 year old pirate with decades of sea faring experience

that's a big fucking dog

rorke and leftypol in the smoking area chatting about their trips to ko pha-ngan and berlin respectively

>>214080457
Digby

>>214080457
cronkling

love how the british state killed jo cox and david kelly then pretended it didnt happen

rhododendrons used horn attack!
it's super effective!

>>214080470
they finally get along. good

>>214080457
Lol

>>214080502
UM UM UM

>>214080502
this woman has a pair of bollocks???? how is this possible

>>214080362
kill yourself

>>214080502
right

>>214080502
odd looking labia those

Settle down now, Rorkeypoos. The footie is on so you don’t need to protest the local asylum hotel, OK!

FUCKING QUIZ
*throws chair at wall*

>>214080502
ummmm

just saw some she-bollocks

>>214080534
rorke doesn't watch football

>>214080502
FUUUUUUUUUCK AGHHHHHHHHH I NEED TO SHAG

>>214080497
It's going to kill 4chan next

BELLOWING at katie price's recent facebook posts

>>214080470
what do you talk to coworkers about?
toil is a very shocking and disturbing thing, how normal people are
how the mind of the normal person works
can't really talk to them about anything except holidays

>>214080539
>she-bollocks
THAS NAE A THANG

will never watch football ever after they took the knee to trayvon martin

>>214080534
you're getting rorke and bazza mixed up

raping my arse with a poo

>>214080574
you're gonna have to post them mate
i don't have goybook

Just put an arse up my arse with my arse

a shenis

>>214080608
not rape if you like it

>>214080536
bet the quizmaster asked you what dhaka was the capital of and you said senegal lmao

>>214080451
what having dark skin means is not like your typical peasant pinky skin, they have medium to olive skin tone or fair skin tone with brown shade

SIX BUMBA RASCLART PUSSY BUMBA BLOODCLAAT EGG

to the tune of "jesus christ superstar"

JESUS CHRIST,
POOS AND FARTS,
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE WHAT THEY SAY YOU ARE?

you know what, it's actually a bit nippy

>>214080434
>>214080525
clueless little retards. going to sip this coffee instead

something just crawled up my arse and died

Alright that's the pork shoulder in the oven for another 3.5 hours

remember when john terry called anton ferdinand a fucking black cunt during a game

jewish episode on house md

>>214080678
kys

fucking LOVE seeing women wear these, just that hint of a soft heel and some unblemished pale skin mmm

>>214080688
had a pork joint for tea and it was lovely

>>214080723
ghoulish

>>214080723
this is what londoners actually all look like

>>214080663
NO NO NO GET DE FUCK OUTTA DE OUSE STEVEN

:)

>>214080755
I'm making tacos

>>214080756
zombieish

>>214080723
deano's dream gal

big fat veiny tits

remember when rio ferdinand got fined £45,000 for racially abusing a black footballer

>Former Reform MP Rupert Lowe has had his guns returned to him by police
>His haul included 2 blunderbusses, a Barrett M82 and a Broomhandle Mauser along with boxes of so-called "dum-dum" bullets.

*Rorke and Leftypol together at Wetherspoons*
Leftypol: My dad hasn't given me my allowance this month...
Rorke: No worries mate, two cider pints please love
*Barmaid nods*
Leftypol: Thanks!
*Rorke smiles at Leftypol*

>>214080688
I was going to have pork today too but I'm out of bayleaf for my cottage roll :(

>>214080723
see so many freakish looking chavvy women like this who are desperately trying to look young. I hate their haughty attitude as if they're still hot

Daisy Bevan's musky tuppence

>>214080798
no grandad tell us another story

*sparks you out*

Rorke shooting his neighbour with a blunderbuss

Must find a mate before winter or I will surely go insane.

(*^_^*)

>>214080816
>rorke
>dum-dum
checks out

>>214080502
actually an insanely beautiful boypussy

>>214080776
still got some of mine leftover will use some for wraps in the week

>>214080822
>I was going to have pork today too but I'm out of bayleaf
I didn't have you down for a chikorita!

>>214080822
I don't even keep dry bay leaf anymore it doesn't do anything

Need to keep a living plant but haven't seen one at any of the nurseries near me

>>214080816
That's an extremely varied list

>>214080745
>>214080835
sick of this pathetic desperate simp posting

>>214080864
Yummy

>>214080611
>>214080756
>>214080763
>>214080795
>>214080828
was referring more to all the pics she posts with her in bed with harvey

>>214080678
you should be flayed

>>214080889
t. 48 year old wine aunt

hmm babel clip
or
hemp bib calm

basil brush sex arse

mad how some combinations of molecules are illegal

vulpine tuppence mentioned

r flo

>>214080974
that's a nice jumper

UM

Cock and balls smell awful but going out to buy beer anyway haha

got the tunes CRANKED

might visit the bovington tank museum

hmm, yeah, but i bet the skinny yardie goons are puttin dem luh airmasses on x

>>214080986
it is, will have to get one like that for the colder months ahead

when i used to go clubbing in leicester square, there'd always be gangs of brown men waiting in trafalgar square for drunk girls to leave the clubs at closing time

Any NFL enjoyers in the /brit/ tonight?

My new kitty kot Nicholas likes Kraftwerk. Me and my dad were playing Computer world on the stereo and Nicholas jumped up on my chair with me.

>>214080923
i hate when ppl bully others. i really do

i'm in the best shape of my life

>>214081068
part and parcel

>>214081038
luh dick in ziedys hole x
he beggin for it hmm

>>214081082
do you like watching ads?

>>214081068
they would then approach the drunk girls one-by-one until they found one who was willing to have sex with them

time for some debut JAVs

>>214081103
i hate when your skin isn't flayed off your mangled corpse

that feeling when you just got done taking a shit and the rank stench still emanates all over the shop

>>214081038
no sponsors. no cleverly. no heart. just going through the motions. sad really.

>>214081082
At least we have manly football left, where unbridled masculinity reigns supreme!

>>214081149
check the archives

>>214081096
Is bro feeling better?

started drinking too early

>>214081155
daddy trump will fix this

>>214081138
based

>>214081155
there's no way you can watch this and still think people "learn" to be gay, like are you kidding me dude, this nigga moves like a woman

having a few drinks, me

>>214081163
i will but it doesn't change the fact that the cronemverse is stagnating. there hasn't been anything new in ages. not even any new images.

>>214081163
sup crodie
gherkin rarsclart be pon katy belly

check the archives where you can see my posts which were deleted

>>214081200
corrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>214081200
Are you Irish diaspora?

>the cronemverse is stagnating
>implying there was ever any life in it to begin with

>>214081179
Just seems a little forced at this point, to always insert a gay, tranny, or person of color into everything.
>>214081190
Some are some aren't.

>>214081200
girls like this scare me
they're too fit and it makes me nervous

What's his best work?

caribbean women are incredibly fit

>>214081207
i know
>>214081212
sup crodie
mmhmm dey gon clarten di yardie cocomilk pon katy braces

>>214081190
you think anyone moves that way without learning to? you really are a dunce

>>214081143
any particular reason? let me guess. the things ive said about catherine? it was a joke that happened over 5 years ago its time to move on you sad despicable fuck

>>214081288
Are you Irish? Do you like black women?

need birds' shit in my mouth

reminder hawk tuah was only a gimmick because yanks are cucks for jews and chop off their willies for them

>>214081038
10cm and thin

>>214081325
Highly strange way to engage in a conversation about Shakespeare.

>>214080862
Think he bleaches his asshole and has had his hair lasered off, although I don't think he takes HRT, or at least in small doses. Has to be, no one male can be that feminine

>>214081265
Scared of girls ey?
Grow up

>>214081315
a straight dude would never move that smoothly

>>214081313
why did you start posting your sponsors in the morning this year? last year almost all your sponsors posts are after 7PM but since march they're all before 8AM

>>214081265
don't usually like black women but i saw a light skinned one wearing a tube top and denim shorts and white cowboy boots with her hair in an afro and she looked genuinely, stunningly attractive

>>214081315
I think he's saying that it's instinctual for a real gay guy, which is true. I knew flamer gay guys in school with the mannerisms of a girl, and it wasn't an act for them. The same would apply to dancing.

>>214081383
Kys

>>214081383
Here's an idea. Don't have so many fucking kids

>>214081386
no mods up that early so he won't get banned

>>214081346
now that the dust has settled
was she fit?

>>214081389
You wanted to make yardie babies wid her yeah?

>>214081447
dogshit

>>214081419
>t. Irish diaspora

>>214081447
>Literally works in a spring factory
No.
Untouchable.

>>214081381
a marin gf would literally fix my life

>"If Ofcom doesn't think this will be enough to prevent significant harm, it can even ask that ISPs be ordered to block UK access."

What are we going to do lads? can we message trump and get him to tell poo barmer to stop

>>214081429
there's no way he's waking up early just to post some images. some of these posts are at 6AM lol

>>214081313
Wagwan Ziedbelg

>>214081482
you prefer women more... melaninated, no?

>>214081495
nah, yanks are working toward their version of OSA

i still dont understand what people mean when they say salt brings out the flavours in things

lets run an experiment

eat some salt on its own

then put salt on a thing and eat that.

what you're primarily tasting when you ate the thing with salt on it was the same as when you ate the salt on its own

chefs are retards. people just like the taste of salt. thats why we have first world problems like cholesterol and heart disease

LONG LIVE THE COBRA KING

Been running around like a blue-arsed fly all day. Finally can sit and crack a can. Alri lads

belgium really slowed down after that zeidbelg expose

>>214081379
>Scared of girls ey?
yeh

me? currently reading.
you? currently seething.

>>214081534
*kikes

Ziedy has a full-time job, that's why he wakes up at 6:50am every weekday

>>214081544
hello

yo what's the dealio

>>214081572
>plead guilty or we'll hold you in jail for 2 years
epic justice system

>>214081574
How are you mate? You well?

So this is Timmy's crush

>>214081533
Pale and with soft hands.
Not this mutt who works with her hands and can scarcely read.

>>214081450
no

>>214081572
Guilty? Yeah, of being based

>>214081602
you just admitted that you wanted to fornicate with her
get those green-eyed lighty yardies borned

Wot’s… Uh the Deal

>>214081620
must be a demon in the sack

>>214081620
ugly mf

just called my grandad a fake gamer

>>214081566
and every weekend as well of course
he's a hard worker

>>214081620
spider ropes been on those

>>214081630
odd response

>>214081650
insane how much shittier niagara falls NY is and niagara falls (the real one) is shite too

off to the gym in a bit lads. not really feeling it x

>>214081658
did he call you a n00b xD

>>214081630
oh fuck off you boring rat cunt freak retard spastic cretin mong schizospacked faggot

>>214081371
arse bleaching never looks good

love trains so much

a wank is on the cards
is a wank on the cards for you?

>>214081630
LOL

seriously don’t know why i come here compulsively when i absolutely hate it
something seriously wrong with me

>>214081688
Queer Bummer head of Gaybour finishing the island off

>>214081711
Fold

>>214081711
maybe if i get horny

not true by the way

>>214081728
ktim at toil

-2 katy dozing off on dat galaxy gas
small boat cronem licken his lips x

>>214081688
so many deliveroo drivers, the UK's economy is saved!

>>214081751
clearly never taken nos have you ya melon

>>214079866
>SHIT kizza
what?

>>214081751
ziedy stroking to cronem baton

Nothing against Greece personally but I don't like their name because it sounds like grease and that's weird

My work here is done

>>214081780
all kizzas are shit really

>>214081751
Need you domed with .357

>>214081688
It's only 111,000 rorke! (plus their family, wife, her family, their wives, their families)

>>214081782
howling, he really does this

>>214081793
nice place to visit though. loads of historical sites and most of the people are great

This Yank loves his fuckin Bradley webms

>>214081810
sorry i thought i was in /cum/

14 onyx getting twitchy for -2

>>214081840
could almost describe him as desperate to fit in

poonited states on the ropes

>>214081822
mmhmm nun timmy peckerwood gon do bout dat x

>>214081881
>>214081881
>>214081881

>>214081711
no

i'm going back to 505

DTFIB or Heatherpedo edition

Decisions, decisions...

>>214081919
get me a cornetto

>>214081890
>>214081904
awful selection

things are set in motion. we wont ever be the same after

>>214081557
Grim

>>214081688
applications doesn’t mean full residency

>>214080104
phillistines? yeah they lost too lmao