Thread 214090985

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you know I had to do it to 'em

>>214090985 (OP)
race mixing is kind of chad

you're basically conquering the women of another tribe

>>214090984
my hair is fine it's the facial hair that is grim

Please, let me have my dream job.

did nothing again award

I have long hair so if I grow a moustache I’ll like like some kind of 70s porn guy.

lac tchad

Just bought my ticket for Universal Studios Halloween Horror Night

>>214091034
lol just troon out brah

>>214091056
based

gf calls me a monkey

How many do think he creampied?

6-7

>>214091084
is this england

>>214091089
No fuck off with this gen alpha meme

>>214091084
0.

Superior Windowpane song coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSpqLqC7U6g

Why did white American college age men stop streaking

fat asses are a dime a dozen, big tits are the real regal choice

>>214091095
ketchup or mustard?

>>214091093
idk

>>214091096
he has ---

>>214091116
They don't want to be placed on the sex offender registry

cruises sound kind of cool to me why does everyone shit on them so much

>>214091116
My penis is too big to be seen in public

>>214091134
It depends on the cruise
Some are filled with white trash and ghetto black people
Others are clean and have great buffets and pools

>>214091117
Maybe in Brazilistan but I agree to some extend butts can be built in gym. Tits are pure genetics

>>214091107
>Opeth
Fuck yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bq8t-DEdJU

>>214091084
white pussy is the most precious resource on earth.

possibly in the galaxy.

business idea: sepuku

I can't lie, guys. I'm genuinely very upset at the news of King Cobra's death. I know he was essentially a lolcow for many people, but he was a constant in my life. At a certain point, he began to feel like a kind of friend, as parasocial as that may sound. I've pretty much just been laid up in my room all day watching his old videos. RIP

>>214091116
Potential streakers were given medication as children which made their bodies too embarrassing to show off

>>214090985 (OP)
He's so hot I want to diddle his fiddle for a skittle

>>214091163
FUCK the seachickens

>>214091157
Opeth is the shit. I came back to this after half a decade and it still spanks
My top 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4xCb_OU_lM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krBgnCnCRgg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An_h_uLHMNo

i'm completely indifferent to king cobras death

screaming the N word at the top of my lungs in my house rn.

Im completely indifferent to the opinions of monkeys

Life of Pi is a good movie

>>214091209
I just say it in my head, not out loud, because I don't want to hurt blahpipos feelings

>>214091209
I heard that. Calling the cops imminently. This behavior will not be tolerated in Carney's Kanata.

>>214091209
I did this and my neighbors stopped talking to me shortly after. Unrelated, I'm sure

Ate too much now my tummy hurts
In bed reading isekai now, hope I fall asleep soon...

>>214091236
Unironically I did this and the same thing happened, they no longer try to speak to me when I'm outside. Which is good, it has had the intended effect.

farts are stinky

>>214091197
Thoughts on their newer more proggy stuff? I really liked the Swedish version of In Cauda Venenum

I think I'm schizophrenic.

>>214091283
I think I'm PARANOID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypr18UmxOas

What motivates you in life?

goofy goober rock unironically has one of the best guitar solos ever made

>>214091311
nothing

https://voca.ro/1aeMqeQeTlGY
This is a demonstration of my reading ability in English. Is it good?
Be specific: Is it "meh" good, i.e., improve your accent (by reducing it) or "good" good, i.e., even if you stayed like this, your English doesn't give flagrant ESL vibes?

>>214091311
Nothing, it's pure inertia from here on out

>>214091324
That shit blew my mind when I saw it in theaters at 4 years old

>>214091311
Killing

>>214091338
Free Israel.

>>214091273
Not a big fan. Sorceress was cool but I just don't enjoy that. Only prog I listen to is King Crimson and Van der Graaf

>>214091371
In the name of...

You ever piss on your hand in the shower and let it run through your fingers

where my YNs at

>>214091404
no but I had a girl piss on my leg in the shower once, it was pretty alright.

>>214091311
Grow my muscles bigger

imagine if you had a hot gf like Amber Heard who would suck and fuck like a fighter jet AND she shit in the bed and somehow you managed to fuck it up so badly that you end up in court getting sued by her

i like abberation from esoteric, it really resonates deeply within my dark soul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkfYEYfhXF4

>>214091397
>Van der Graaf
Nice. Surprisingly a lot of metal artists are fans of Van der Graaf Generator.

William F Buckley needed to nut in my butt

>>214091453
Rest in peace, my king

Cracker Barrel CEO kinda cute

>>214091453
I'm so fucking sad

gonna pregame some 8% brewskis then head to the bar, wish me luck

>>214091453
Why did he have to go when there are way worse lolcows out there

I'm like 90% sure I'm on my way to being deaf in my right ear

maybe i will kill myself once my mother dies, i dont know how depressing it will be so i cant say for sure

i could really go for some plantain chips right about now

If you woke up as a woman and to turn back to a man you had to fuck 20 guys, how would you do it?

If you don't turn back, you have to be cummed in once every day for the rest of your life or you'll die.

>>214091451
From real life experience.
Hot girls are backed by criminals.
Dog eat dog world.
I know this is an Incel take.
But I've seen it happen.

>>214091518
20 guys at once or just back to back?

>>214091518
I would go to a club and ask tipsy guys point blank if they'll fuck me in the restroom

in 2009 i pushed my cousin off a bridge while we were horsing around and he fell to his death

>>214091518
i would just kill myself

stop trying to turn me gay with mind games

I think ive cured myself of my mexican food addiction. just ordered some chorizo tacos and they are absolute dogshit!

>>214091543
Let's say 20 in 24 hours.

>>214091557
Its just one guy.
His dad raped him.
There's another leaf who is a predatory gay.

the gavin newsome astroturf is one of the least organic things ive seen in years

>>214091147
There's something so sexually repulsive about this woman that I can't pinpoint

>>214091516
Really good album. Iommi needs to start working on the remix he's been promising for so long.

>>214091560
Not me. I've eaten mixed fajitas at least once a week for over a decade
It's just so cheap for the amount of food you get

>>214091570
Just exclusively use doggy style so I don't have to look at them

>>214091485
Hope you find a cute female to keep you company

drinking some rum right now, expect i'll have an unbelievably rancid shit tomorrow.

Josh was a larger than life individual. Even though he suffered from bullying, he brought joy and light to the lives of all his fans on the internet. As one of the people who watched him kill himself with alcohol and isolate himself due to bullying, I now wish I had done more to try to help him survive this period in his life.
Josh, you did more for the people of this earth than most. I miss you dearly and I’m so sorry you are gone.

>>214091584
She's not a 10 year old so that's probably why you don't find her attractive.

>>214091581
His wife is Jewish and she was plapped by Weinstein

How did so many libertarians become fascist?

As you look through my door
Deep into my room
Can you feel the mighty wall of power
It's waiting waiting in the gloom
The distant shadows of forgotten champions
Those who live in me still
And will rise when we challenge and kill

BOOOOOOORN AGAIIIIINNNN
YOU WILL BEEE BOOOOOORN AGAIN

>>214091581
He won't win the primary at the crash out will be glorious

>>214091611
who gives a shit

>>214091518
Me personally if I woke up as an attractive woman I would try scissoring first then I'd go to the club and shove my titties in guys faces and promise them sex but only in a threesome with another guy and they gotta suck each other off

new mommy selfie dropped

>>214091639
He's the frontrunner

Would you date someone that had a troll face tattoo?

>>214091667
Dry lips with wrinkles. She's getting old.

Ben Shapiro keeps showing off pics of his sister because "he" is actually a FTM transgender and had boobs just as big as hers, regrettably *SHE* can't brag about her big boobs anymore, which is like dick size but for women, so she's doing it vicariously through her sister. It's pretty obvious that they're both women. Hell, Abi is even taller than Benjamina.

>>214091674
It's gonna be Kamala
Screenshot this post

>>214091680
Id date anyone as long as she wasnt fat or a bitch

Im so lonely

>>214091680
I don't think she's ready to settle down yet

i can listen to sad songs but i rather not be depressed so i just prefer listening to good vibes songs most of the time

cant walk out the grocery store spending less than 40 bucks
shits fucked buddy

Vacation was horrible I should've stayed home and jorked my penis for a week

IM not your buddy, pal

>>214091702
Nah, she won't run again. I think she's smart enough to realize she has just too much baggage.

In hindsight, Obama was a better president than most in the post-cold war era

>>214091746
You are such a SAHM who spends so much on useless shit at Target.

>>214091746
i ate for like a week off 30 and this week i spent 34 and i spent more cause i got a few things in bulk that'll last me for a few weeks
food prices are such a non issue
my loaf of bread was $1.50 and an entire bag of pasta was like $1.20

>>214091753
what happened that made you want to jork your peanids instead

>>214091754
Im not you pal, reddit

>>214091772
here we believe in gamo supremacy

>>214091768
Newsom has zero black support which makes him completely unviable
Same thing with Pete Buttplug

The way I would plap Leslie Stahl's granny pussy

>In the 2021 Canadian census conducted by Statistics Canada, Brampton had a population of 656,480 living in 182,472 of its 189,086 total private dwellings, a change of 10.6% from its 2016 population of 593,638. With a land area of 265.89 km2 (102.66 sq mi), it had a population density of 2,469.0/km2 (6,394.7/sq mi) in 2021.[42] At its growth rate of 10.6% since the 2016 census, Brampton was the fastest-growing of Canada's largest 25 municipalities.[43]
bahahahahahaha
i didnt realize jeetistan had cities of like 500k+ that are just jeets
that's hilarious
not like the white cancucks are worth a damn either so i actually welcome this

Where's the Slovenian? He's my new favorite cum poster after the Icelandic anon left.

I just buy 25 lbs bags of rice and frozen chicken breast in bulk and live off that

>>214091781
>food prices are such a non issue
>just eat beans, rice, and white bread every day for the rest of your life

>>214091794
Rainy and I mostly slept

I have food stamps so the living's ez

>>214091815
Dude I think I've talked to illegal jeets off the street.

>>214091835
pretty much but i usually get chicken thighs

>>214091775
his foreign policy was pretty awful and his egging on of racial politics has aged poorly

>>214091828
What the fr*ck I thought I was your favorite poster?

lads hear me out. microwave your toast. toast it, butter it then microwave it for 10 seconds. just trust me on this one.

>>214091842
Can you still buy soda and sweets with the stamps?

>>214091839
sucks

>>214091674
remember when that florida governor was the gop frontrunner for several years then got dogwalked by ol' Drumpf the millisecond he decided to run?

I'm secure enough in my masculinity and heterosexuality to admit I've fantasized about being a little cum slut servicing four cocks at once. Are you?

>>214091806
bruh the dude won the recall by 60%+
lots of idiots will vote for him simply on the fact he's white and male and not a communist
>>214091836
i had milk and eggs and cereal and fruit and vegatables and cheese
though admittedly i dont buy much meat cause i cant be bothered to cook it

>>214091862
I can't tell most of you American flags apart, desu.

>>214091863
i believe you

>>214091806
Really depends. I think he could find a way to gather enough black support to cross the finish line, but if a charismatic black man runs then yeah he's screwed

>>214091871
desantis, while miles better than any demonrat, is, frankly, an idiot and in a half competent government would get nowhere close to the post of governor

>>214091581
Who?

>>214091875
Brian is mentally ill

>>214091892
theyre gonna vote like 80%+ democrat anyway
dont think it matters that much

>>214091863
I'll do it. You better not be pranking me...

>>214091902
Problem is the man has no charisma.

ugh. Even this pregame beer tastes like shit

I really think Im done with being an alcoholic

My pussy has charisma

>>214091938
sober life is boring but it's better

>>214091918
I meant the primaries.

I'll spend tonight's time in meditation and self-reflection

>>214091938
What game?

>>214091952
>nogs going to the primaries
lol

>>214091961
>>214091485

>>214091965
Nogs won Biden the primaries in 2020

>>214091611
cummies be all like "oh noes my alcoholic loser is kill :(((" then proceed to SMASH that vodka button every day until they pass out and do it all over again

>>214091972
I didn't know the word is used in this context. Thought you wanted to watch a baseball game.

I've been eating healthy for 2 months now and don't feel any better than when I ate slop desu

>>214091996
Kek stupid ESL

>>214091875
Most men have same sex fantasies

>>214092003
really?
I felt more alive after only 2 weeks of eating less sloppa

>>214092003
if you spend one hour at the gym each day for the next two months youll obtain a harem or something

>OMG POOLITICS POOLITICS I LOVE POOLITICS
>DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS POOOOOLITICIAN? I THINK THIS POOLITICIAN WILL WIN
>I LOVE POOLITICS SO MUCH, IT IS BY FAR THE MOST INTERESTING SUBJECT IN THE WORLD, WHICH IS WHY I TALK ABOUT IT EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY
>POOOOOOLITICS
>DID YOU HEAR ABOUT TROONP? GAVIN POOSOME? KAMALA? IF YOU DID, ILL TELL YOU AGAIN, BECAUSE I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE POOLITICS

>>214092023
>>214091875
fuck off back to /lgbt/

>>214092003
If your body fat percentage is normal and you exercise the benefits of eating healthy are minimal

feeling the buzz, lads, its working

NO TURN THOSE LIGHTS OFF

lol that boy is steaming

>>214092041
it really do be like that

i am so alone

>>214092041
>nooooo /cum/ has to solely discuss their lastest girl theyve coom to and their oaths to the dsa
youre inorganic fed

What's worse than being alone?
Having friends you don't mesh with anymore

Life is easy for everyone except you guys for some reason

>>214092042
It's literally the truth

>chikaner melty on the log
grim

>>214092076
for me, its emma

Picking the small bones out of a rotisserie chicken with your fingers is a very sensuous experience

>>214092099
fags love to groom normal people nobody Is buying that

>>214092114
what a subhuman titlet
female equivalent of a jeet

Pinnochio or Alice in Wonderland, who you got in a fight

>>214092117
I used to work deli in a grocery store and having to debone/tie up rott. chickens swore me off them forever

I'm sad about not having aex

Are you here, anon? Plenty of interactions between the sexicans in this thread.

>>214092087
No, you can still use that social circle to springboard into new circles. Having no circles, means you have no ways into other circles.

I'm bored

>>214092132
you have a severe case of gay

>>214092139
Have you ever had your prostate played with?

Ban dating apps

>>214092139
this thread has to be like 1/2 mexicans and 1/4 cancuck spies judging from the quality of discourse

>>214092160
Fck off, Brian!

>>214092134
Pinocchio, he can use his nose as a spear and stab the bitch.

>>214092148
>*shits on your bed*
You won't be bored now.

>>214092087
only had a freind group once 10 years back and I was always on the fringes of it, never really feeling like a part of it
fuck my stupid incel chud life

>>214092131
>groom
Adults can't be groomed

Roberts is best Emma. Stone is WORST Emma

Caffeine does literally nothing to me. This is some bull ass shit.

>>214092175
if i were a cancuck id instate the jeet quartering act where all cancuck families have to save at least one jeet in their homes from menial poverty

>>214092158
I can't believe one of the most beautiful actresses of our time came out of Eric Roberts's pussy

>summers almost gone
https://youtu.be/oJQDMHFTlqE?feature=shared

>>214092192
watson*

>>214092204
So you'd reduce the number of jeets we have to fund? Cool. Thanks for that.

>>214092228
I'd love to eat her shit

>>214092210
A bunch of spiritually brown people are going to tell you they're happy Summer is over because they don't leave their house

>>214092189
I can be your friend, anon. I'll even be back in the UK in October. Maybe we could take our shirts off and wrestle a bit?

>>214092192
What's the green slop in the bottle? I hope it's not Kratom tea.

>>214092255
girls dont poop, schizo

what's with all these youtube channels where their sole objective is to shit on the us and tell people they can live in mansions overseas
i mean unless you have some cush remote job wtf you gonna do in tunisia or wherever their latest shilling country is
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-E7aTMjOQx0

>>214091861
>his egging on of racial politics has aged poorly
His party was the one that accelarated him, not he himself.

>his foreign policy was pretty awful
It is pretty evident that no president makes the foreign policy in this cunt
only the (((deep state)))

>>214091938
at the bar already?

>>214092261
can we wrestle with shirts on instead?

I didn’t know Emma Roberts was related to Julia roberts

>>214091775
obama was a goddless shiite who handed over the middle east to I*RAN
i will forever spit on his legacy

>>214092302
no Im pregaming

>>214092282
They're telling you that your system is broken, but you don't care because it's currently working for you, and you're unaware that there's even a problem.

>>214092324
Post nose

I WANT TO SWIM IN THE LAKE THAT I GREW UP IN WANNA SPEND HALF THE DAY HIGH AT BOSTON COMMON AND DO ALL THE THINGS I SAID I WOULD DO WHEN I GOT TO COLLEGE

>>214092309
I guess so, but it'll look a bit strange to wear shirts with our cocks out

>>214092336
telling zoomers that they have it worse than any other generation is such a lie and just some voting grift by politicians
housing isnt even much of an issue aside from a few places like new york or la
like literally move somewhere else prices are very affordable in cities like austin or salt lake city and those are both beautiful cities with lots of jobs

>>214092363
Do you live in Massivehugetits?

>>214092386
okay boomer

>>214092365
you didn't tell me you had a chicken farm here bro that's so cool

any girls here want to hang out and stuff maybe have a little video call session

>>214092386
>housing isnt even much of an issue aside from a few places like new york or la
you are out of touch, boomerberg

>>214092360
>cancuck is an ardent shiite and Tehran shill
why does this not surprise me
please get replaced by jeets already
>>214092402
like literally it's victim mentally but inverted and it has somehow horshoed to the right
and youre a cancuck so fuck off what's it matter to you

If I was british I would've voted remain

>>214092419
>he thinks that Canada is in a better position that USA
Not only is this boomer retarded, but also ignorant.

if I was bri'ish Id probably commit suicide for being so bad at soccer

>>214092454
yeah but nobody cares about soccer?

>>214092418
i live in sacramento and could easily find a nice apartment for like 1,300
that is easily affordable and in line with wages around here
the idea that everybody should buy a house is a load of bollux
if you want a house then literally go move out to texas or montana or utah

If I was British, I would have moved to Canada/Australia/New Zealand.

>>214092463
most of the world does. And USLC is sovl incarnate

If I was chinese I would be gay

>>214092476
>or montana or utah
Two of the most expensive states in the nation, great call

>>214092454
it's funny to wallow in misery with other /sp/ anons evety tournament

does my pal Marty Norton still post here?

https://youtu.be/LcR2pU1O9hk?si=hKxDNakPjBFfOflY
/cum/ theme song

My asshole burns

>>214092476
>i live in sacramento
no you fucking dont. Im all alone up here. All the unflushable turds that call themselves californian live around LA

Whites took another L

Put sklo skrew inside abide for real bros

>>214092400
unfortunately the women in Boston are not hot

>>214092490
it's like 1/3 of the price of california
>>214092506
not like im gonna post my utility bill
but i actually quite like it here so yall so suck my apparently jewish cock and balls and cry about your non existent problems

>>214092406
haha yeah, I'm full of surprises
I can take you to see the chickens. Just don't don't bring your phone because I have a special breed of chicken that is allergic to phone signals
and don't tell anyone where you're going. The place is a secret!

nigga probably lives in rancho cordova or citrus heights

I wanna buy a prostrate massager

>>214092493
sp is goated during /int/ernational tournaments

What’s the most affordable State that doesn’t suck complete dick to live in?

Lend me your girlfriend

>>214092532
no you're stupid and out of touch

The video posted by Cobra's dad is so sad man

>>214092476
>>214092506
I live in SF
I suffer here

>>214092568
ayyyyyyy what part nigga? Im in the sunset

i'm in rancho cucamonga

>>214092477
Legit everyone under 40 in the UK is planning to move to Australia or wants to. Used be Canada too but infinity jeets destroyed all of Canada's soft power.

So many californians itt

anyone want to meet up? preferably girls

>>214092578
>rancho cucamonga
That’s one of the coolest names for a place for sure.

>>214092553
Probably in New England. Boston, NYC and Phili are all close by

>>214092571
Russian Hill. Going out tonight?
>Im in the sunset
Live with your senpai?

>>214092553
the truth is politics is a bunch of noise and the best state is whatever one offers you a job with a good wage relative to the cost of living
an astute american is an american willing to go across the entire country in search of opportunity and this country greatly rewards it
>>214092581
they should come here
the idea that america is this unaffordable crime ridden hell hole is such a meme
it actually quite nice here if youre willing to shop around and not just pile into la

>>214092590
we out here

>>214092592
I already offered to visit the church in Aparecida with you but you never replied.

No one in SD county

I'm in Gas City

>>214092598
yeah

>>214092610
nah, moved out so I could find work

>boston
>affordable
LMAO

Any california anons wanna hang out or something? Smoke some weed, hit up the strip club, get some drinks, maybe get some chicken afterwards? I don't have any friends

I’m in Alberta! It’s beautiful here! Everything is amazing and I ALWAYS have a boner.

I'm in Tilted Towers

>>214092592
But you wouldn't turn down a guy as long as he was attractive

>>214092623
uhhhhhhh herro prease, I am in irvine

>>214092637
i looked up prices in phili and it looked very affordable
nyc,nyc obviously fucked
dont know bout boston

>>214092638
no you sound like a degenerate
but this thread that's 1/4 cancucks and 1/2 mexican seems to have an awfully lot of whiny degenerates
>>214092650
damn i can read this
yall proud of me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtXby3twMmI
holy kino

>>214092637
> moved out so I could find work
lol did you? I could'nt

>boston >affordable
I'm not taking about the main city itself but surrounding areas. You can live within 45 minutes and live easily. I used to live there

>>214092638
Unironically would'nt mind but am scared for my kidneys desu

>>214092677
I could meet you somewhere around russian hill but I dont trust you fuckers one bit

>move to UTAH or MONTANA and live cheap!
boomers are SO out of touch it's almost insane

>>214092650
can I get uhhhhh general chicken with rice and an egg roll with it

>>214092699
Link to the full list?

>>214092650
>Irvine
You're like 20 miles from me!

Julia Roberts is Hindu

>>214092695
How about tommorow at Tony's in North End?
if shit don't work we fuck off

>>214092729
you two should meet up and fuck

>>214092740
where tf is north end? you mean north beach?

>>214092742
>>214092729
sorry my guy, I was just making a joke about how OC are all asian. I dont actually live there

>>214092752
Yeah that's what I mean shit North End's in Boston

>>214092738
Hindu is basically a religion for retarded poor people, same with all other brownoid religions (judeo Christianity, Islam, etc.)

>>214092783
Julia Roberts isn't poor

we can meet up at jakes gas station 5pm tomorrow

>>214092801
Yeah

>>214092699
still half the price of the area i grew up in even at 9th most expensive
and ogden/uintah/iron county is 390-425k
and in montana it can go as low as 85k in harlowton
if you want kinda a city then it's like 275k in butte
grow up marry and pay for your house together

Chinese! Chinese, chinese!

But also, chineeeeeese!

but damn great falls is 325k
kinda a steal if you find a decent neighborhood

>>214092836
>trusting chatgpt blindly

I want to live in a penthouse in Manhattan

NEW >>214092839

>>214092699
Most boomers don't want to sell because they still have their very low pre-covid mortage rates.

>>214092812
deal

>>214092845
https://www.zillow.com/home-values/52308/great-falls-mt/

i trust chat gpt with my life