Thread 214091432

What are some firstie cities I could move to in Brazil where they won't kidnap me for my money?
Also how rich is too rich that it draws attention to you in Brazil?

>>214091432 (OP)
If you're too worried, don't do it, Tyrone.

>>214091447
>Tyrone
Why do you assume I'm black, Argieanon? I don't want to love in this shit hole anymore. So I have to worry about it.

>>214091432 (OP)
Rio de Janeiro

>>214091447
>If you're too worried, don't do it, Tyrone.

>>214091432 (OP)
none

>>214091483
Too many blacks. I doubt it's been safe since Dom Pedro II left it

doesn't your capital have a higher murder rate than the brazilian one?

>>214091509
vpn off joao

>>214091480
When did I assume you were black? Are you an insecure racist or something?
>>214091494
why are you angry?

>>214091505
Don't gatekeep, Joao. I want to move permanently and become a patriotic Brazilian.
>>214091509
I don't live there, but I'm not going to wageslave 40 years to own a $1 million dollar home that should be $150k

>>214091432 (OP)
Manaus
Salvador
Rio, but only in those colorful houses up on the hills, they're there to look down on the poors living in high-rise apartments on the beaches

>>214091537
you're not white

>>214091568
wow you are very angry

>>214091537
Eh I thought you thought I was a black sexpat or something. Tyrone is the stereotypical black name after all.
>>214091555
Damn you listed some of the highest homicide rate states in Brazil.

>>214091432 (OP)
São Bento do Sapucaí.

>>214091432 (OP)
I would only live in South America if i could bring my guns

>>214091432 (OP)
São Paulo or other areas in the south are the only decent parts of brazil

>>214091624
Redpill me on that place anon
>>214091635
Kys 2Afag

>>214091432 (OP)
do a favor to yourself,don't move to this shithole

>>214091675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wHRmHGNtOE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxU4Itl9Jec
City in the Mantiqueira Mountains, the best place to live in Brazil.

>>214091686
This place is quickly becoming a jobless AI hellscape. I don't doubt it will be shittier than Brazil soon.

>>214091704
Ok looks like you're not joking. It actually looks decent. But idk about being a foreigner in a town of 10k people

>>214091686
He's afraid of being cucked

Discover the Hidden Gem of South Brazil: A Safe Haven for American Expats

As an American considering a move to Brazil, you might be wondering which destinations offer the perfect blend of safety, quality of life, and cultural immersion. While Brazil's vibrant cities like Rio de Janeiro and São Paulo are often in the spotlight, the southern region of the country remains a treasure trove of untapped charm, stunning natural beauty, and exceptional living standards. In this comprehensive guide, we'll explore the safest and best places in south Brazil for an American to move to, and why this enchanting region should be at the top of your list.

Why South Brazil?

Before diving into our top picks, let's understand what sets south Brazil apart from the rest of the country:

European Influence: South Brazil was primarily colonized by European immigrants, particularly Germans, Italians, and Poles, in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. This legacy is still evident in the region's architecture, cuisine, festivals, and overall way of life, making it feel more familiar and welcoming to Americans.
Higher Standard of Living: Compared to other parts of Brazil, the south boasts higher Human Development Index (HDI) scores, lower crime rates, better infrastructure, and superior education systems. Cities like Curitiba and Florianópolis consistently rank among Brazil's top performers in these areas.
Milder Climate: Unlike the scorching heat of northern Brazil, the south enjoys a subtropical climate with four distinct seasons. Mild winters, pleasant springs, warm summers, and colorful autumns make outdoor activities enjoyable year-round.
Natural Beauty: From the dramatic coastline of Santa Catarina to the rolling hills and fertile valleys of Paraná and Rio Grande do Sul, south Brazil is a nature lover's paradise. Hike through lush forests, relax on pristine beaches, or explore scenic countryside – the options are endless.

>>214091769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kr-bQG5CeU
There are other cities in the region, just go there and explore. Probably no one will give a fuck that you're a gringo

Top 5 Safest and Best Places to Live in South Brazil

Now, let's get to the heart of the matter – our curated selection of the top 5 safest and most appealing cities in south Brazil for American expats. Each destination offers a unique experience, so we've highlighted the standout features, lifestyle, and practical information to help you decide.

1. Florianópolis, Santa Catarina (SC)

The Silicon Valley of Brazil

Safety Index: 84/100 (compared to 64/100 in São Paulo and 56/100 in Rio de Janeiro – source: Numbeo)
Population: Approximately 500,000 ( metropolitan area)
Climate: Mild subtropical, with average temperatures ranging from 60°F (15°C) in winter to 77°F (25°C) in summer
Cost of Living: Moderate (65-80% of the cost in São Paulo)
Florianópolis, affectionately called "Floripa," is the capital of Santa Catarina state. This island city is connected to the mainland by three bridges and boasts 42 stunning beaches, lagoons, and nature reserves. Floripa is:

A tech hub: Home to numerous startups, innovation centers, and universities, earning it the nickname "Silicon Valley of Brazil."
A haven for outdoor enthusiasts: Hike the famous trails of Lagoa do Peri, surf the consistent waves at Praia Mole, or simply enjoy the sunset at Praia Joaquina.
Culturally rich: Experience the city's strong Açorian heritage through its folklore, delicious seafood dishes, and lively festivals like Festa do Divino Espírito Santo.
Expat-friendly: With a growing community of foreigners (around 5,000 expats, mostly from Europe and the Americas), you'll find English-speaking locals, international schools, and a variety of social groups.
Practical Tips:

Rent: $400-700/month for a one-bedroom apartment in a central neighborhood (ex: Lagoa da Conceição).
Language: While many speak English, taking basic Portuguese classes will enhance your experience.
Transportation: Invest in a car or rely on the efficient bus system and ride-hailing apps.

. Curitiba, Paraná (PR)

The Ecological Capital

Safety Index: 82/100
Population: 1.9 million ( metropolitan area)
Climate: Subtropical, with chilly winters (average 48°F/9°C) and pleasant summers (73°F/23°C)
Cost of Living: Slightly lower than Florianópolis (55-75% of São Paulo's cost)
Curitiba, Paraná's capital, is a masterclass in urban planning and sustainability. This city of innovation has been a benchmark for eco-friendly policies, green spaces, and efficient public transport since the 1970s. Highlights include:

Impeccable infrastructure: Bus Rapid Transit (BRT) system, extensive bike paths, and pedestrian zones make commuting a breeze.
Urban parks: Over 20% of the city's area is dedicated to green spaces, such as the breathtaking Barigui Park and Jardim Botânico.
Quality education: Home to top-ranked universities like Universidade Federal do Paraná (UFPR) and several international schools (e.g., International School of Curitiba).
Cultural melting pot: Ukrainian, German, Italian, and Polish influences blend with Brazilian warmth, reflected in its museums, theaters, and food scene.
Practical Tips:

Rent: $300-600/month for a one-bedroom apartment in a family-friendly neighborhood (ex: Batel).
Getting around: Excellent public transport; a car is optional.
Networking: Attend events at the Curitiba International Chamber of Commerce to connect with fellow expats and entrepreneurs.

3. Blumenau, Santa Catarina (SC)

The Oktoberfest Gem

Safety Index: 80/100
Population: 350,000
Climate: Subtropical, with cooler winters (average 50°F/10°C) and warm summers (77°F/25°C)
Cost of Living: 10-20% lower than Florianópolis
Tucked in the Itajaí Valley, Blumenau is a charming city founded by German immigrants in 1850. It's a haven for those seeking a tranquil, small-town lifestyle without sacrificing modern amenities. Must-experiences:

Oktoberfest Blumenau: The second-largest Oktoberfest celebration in the world (after Munich), attracting millions of visitors each year.
Nature escapes: Explore the nearby Serra do Itajaí National Park, take a leisurely boat ride along the Itajaí-Açu River, or visit the stunning Itoupava waterfall.
Strong economy: Thriving textile, manufacturing, and IT sectors offer job opportunities, especially in companies with international connections.
Welcoming community: Blumenau has a significant expat population (around 2,000), mainly from Germany and other European countries, making integration smoother.
Practical Tips:

Rent: $250-450/month for a one-bedroom apartment in the city center.
Language: German is widely spoken, but learning Portuguese will help you connect with the broader community.
Festivals: Mark your calendar for Oktoberfest (October) and Festa Nacional do Pinhão (National Pine Nut Festival, May).

4. Gramado, Rio Grande do Sul (RS)

The Enchanted Town

Safety Index: 88/100 (one of the safest cities in Brazil)
Population: 35,000
Climate: Temperate, with snowy winters (average 34°F/1°C) and mild summers (68°F/20°C)
Cost of Living: Comparable to Blumenau, slightly higher than inland cities
Gramado is a picturesque town in the Serra Gaúcha region, known for its:

Bavarian architecture: Colorful half-timbered houses, cobblestone streets, and quaint shops evoke a European fairy tale.
Nature & Adventure: Hike through Araucaria forests, visit the stunning Lago Negro (Black Lake), or enjoy horseback riding and ziplining in the surrounding countryside.
Gastronomy & Wine: Savor chocolate, cheese, and wine from local producers. Don't miss the annual Fenachamp (Chocolate Festival) and Festa da Colônia (Colony Festival).
Tourist-friendly: Although small, Gramado has a well-developed tourist infrastructure, including English-speaking staff in hotels, restaurants, and shops.
Practical Tips:

Rent: $350-550/month for a cozy one-bedroom chalet or apartment.
Remote work: Good internet connectivity; many hotels and coworking spaces cater to digital nomads.
Community events: Join the Gramado International Friendship Group to connect with like-minded expats.

5. Joinville, Santa Catarina (SC)

The Industrial Princess

Safety Index: 78/100
Population: 620,000
Climate: Mild subtropical, similar to Florianópolis
Cost of Living: 5-15% lower than Florianópolis
Joinville, the largest city in Santa Catarina, balances industrial prowess with stunning natural surroundings. Founded by German-speaking immigrants, it retains a unique cultural identity. Highlights:

Economic powerhouse: Strong manufacturing sector (metallurgy, automotive, electronics) with many multinational companies (e.g., BMW, ABB, Tigre Pipes).
Cultural agenda: Vibrant arts scene with museums, theaters, and the famous Joinville Dance Festival, attracting artists worldwide.
Outdoor activities: The nearby Serra do Mar State Park offers hiking, waterfalls, and breathtaking views. Expats love the nearby beach towns like São Francisco do Sul.
Family-friendly: Excellent schools, including the German School, and safe neighborhoods like América and Costa e Silva.
Practical Tips:

Rent: $280-500/month for a one-bedroom apartment in a good neighborhood.
Job opportunities: Check multinational companies' HR websites or local job boards like Catho and InfoJobs.
Leisure: Regularly visit the National Fair of Industry and Agriculture (FENAI) and the Joinville Beer Festival.

>>214091816
Will anybody find out how rich I am though...
>>214091827
>>214091840
>>214091856
>>214091877
>>214091896
Thanks for going through the trouble of fetching these, Brazilian AIanon! These are places I've heard about. Florianopolis sounds interesting because it's on an island.

Common Advantages Across These Cities

Low Crime Rates: Compared to Brazilian averages, these cities offer a significantly safer environment, with lower rates of violent crime and petty theft.
High-Quality Healthcare: Public hospitals are reliable, and private health insurance is affordable (average $100-200/month for comprehensive coverage).
International Schools: Most cities have reputable institutions offering American, British, or German curricula, easing your children's adaptation.
Four Distinct Seasons: Unlike the rest of Brazil, south Brazil's climate allows you to enjoy seasonal festivities, sports, and activities year-round.
Growing Expat Communities: While smaller than in São Paulo or Rio, these communities are expanding, with social groups, events, and online forums making it easier to find like-minded individuals.
Essential Steps for Your Move

Research Visa Options:
Digital Nomad Visa: Brazil introduced this visa in 2022 for remote workers, valid for up to 1 year.
Permanent Visa: Through work contracts, retirement, or marriage.
Consult the Brazilian Embassy or a reputable relocation service for personalized guidance.
Language Preparation:
Enroll in Portuguese courses (online platforms like Babbel, italki).
Practice with locals via Tandem or HelloTalk apps.
Finances & Banking:
Open a Brazilian bank account (easiest with a local address).
Understand tax implications for foreign income (consult a tax advisor).
Housing:
Websites like OLX, Viva Real, and ImóvelWeb list rentals.
Consider hiring a local real estate agent for inspections and contracts.
Healthcare Registration:
Get your CPF (Brazilian Tax ID) first.
Enroll in the SUS (public healthcare system) or choose private health plans.
Final Tips for a Smooth Transition

Visit Before Committing: Spend at least 2-3 weeks exploring each city to get a true feel for the lifestyle.
Join Online Expats Groups: Facebook communities like "Expats in Florianópolis" or "Brazilian Expats" share invaluable insights.
Stay Open-Minded: Embrace local customs, try new foods, and learn some Portuguese – it will transform your experience.
South Brazil awaits with its secret blend of European charm, stunning landscapes, and the warmth of the Brazilian people. Whether you're a digital nomad, a family seeking a better quality of life, or an adventurer at heart, Florianópolis, Curitiba, Blumenau, Gramado, and Joinville offer the perfect balance of safety, comfort, and excitement.

Pack your bags, learn some Portuguese, and get ready for the tropical-alpine adventure of a lifetime in south Brazil!

>>214091941
>Will anybody find out how rich I am though...
Serra da Mantiqueira is a place where Brazil's truly wealthy own property. No one will care. Just don't go driving around in a Lamborghini wearing a million-dollar watch.

>>214091941
I just put `Create a long format post about the safest and best places in south brazil for an american to move to and why` into lmarena.ai

ask an AI, have it google for crime rates and population especially expat, SP is probably your best bet but there's likely others. probably some subreddits on this too.

gl anon, salty seething hues here will be against you

>>214091948
>>214091967
Thanks again anon! The job info kinda doesn't apply to me since I probably have enough to not need to work, so I wouldn't be taking jobs from Brazilians. But it's nice to know if I end up having children there.
>>214091977
Ok. So basically nobody can tell so long as you don't show it off? I always drive the cheapest cars even here. I'd stick to Honda Civic hatchback or one of those cheaper models Toyota and Honda don't sell in the US but do sell over there.
A Toyota Hilux isn't seen as richfag is it?

>>214092034
>Ok. So basically nobody can tell so long as you don't show it off? I always drive the cheapest cars even here. I'd stick to Honda Civic hatchback or one of those cheaper models Toyota and Honda don't sell in the US but do sell over there.
>A Toyota Hilux isn't seen as richfag is it?
What other way is there to know?
Literally, unless you are a successful entrepreneur or artist/influencer, how will they know you are rich?

>>214091994
Kek I see. Idk why they're salty. I don't plan to ruin anything, only own one house to live in and not even take any jobs. I don't even want a Brazilian wife, after I establish a house to go to there, I'd still go sexpat in Japan, Thailand, Russia and Ukraine and return with a wife from there.
>>214092067
I thought you guys had super hacker cyber criminals that can see how much money is in your bank.
Either way, I'm trying to move before the dollar collapses.

>>214091432 (OP)
San Paulo is safe by Brazilian standards
>>214091483
brown hands doing brown things

>>214091432 (OP)
Rio's Zona Sul is the closest there is to heaven on earth