Thread 214102939

brics game edition

this is the thread

>>214102999
Tony Soprano?

>>214102939 (OP)
This thread has the most legitimacy

>>214103050
yet they're posting in the other 'ew

>>214102939 (OP)
>>214103050
bet there's nary a drop of british blood in either of these two

fucking sort it out janny, I don't have all day

I'm such a pleb that I want to experience the food of those yank fast food chains 10x more than anything Gordon Ramsay or Marco Pierre White has to offer.
In order of preference:

>1. Chick Fil-A (we had it briefly in Reading but the gays chased it away because their CEO is a republican or summat)
>2. Red Lobster (though they still sell boiling food in plastic bags which makes me a bit queasy)
>3. Waffle House (hear it has the best breakfast in the world)
>4. Dunkin Donuts (I don't even like donuts but imagine a whole restaurant dedicated to fucking donuts)
>5. Hooters (don't tell the mrs!)

>>214103139
this is why we need a wimpy burger revitalisation. it's the british five guys.

>>214103139
there are dunkin donuts in the UK, it's not very good

>>214103186
Every Monday morn in the office some woman brings in donuts from fancy bakery that I think her cousin or summat owns
Once quipped "what are we? a police station?!".
nobody laughed though.

>>214103087
I'm English

>>214103228
do you still eat the doughnuts? I would stay away from them so nobody is reminded of my joke

>>214103186
I was gifted a box of them a few weeks back
the choc one you could tell they were using the yank shite hershey's choc
the custard one just tasted very weird and artificial
grimness all round, krispy kreme is the better yank donut brand by far

why do the beatles have such different accents to your rooneys and your gerrards despite coming from the same shithole?

their accents are quite pleasant and not nails on a fucking chalkboard

>>214103087
I'm Scottish in Bali

>>214103283
not really into donuts desu
Donuts are like the inverse of a kebab/burger/sandwich
All the goodness is on the exterior and the interior is all tasteless dough.
You need the ratio inverted if you want a pleasant eating experience.

>>214103309
You're lurking to learn English and like posting new threads

>>214103317
wise man

>>214103346
Too busy to shag Bogans

going to start a bloodborne playthrough

>If you had thrown anything money into Rolls Royce in 2023, right now it would be worht 10 times that amount

fucking hell
missed that boat
and it's not like they were a bunch of nobodies in 2023
deary me

On good roll with the ol recommendations

https://youtu.be/WGXhsXjwg3U?si=tRW1ElEeSRI_ZNRw

>>214103476
SMR hype or something more to it?

>>214103476
They were a stagnant British dinosaur company THOUGH

>>214103562
dunno
some guy was chatting yesterday:

>Has gone up 1,300% in 4 years, 100% this year.
>The CEO led BP to being the most valued company in the UK a few years ago. Now he says RYCEY will be the most valuable company in the UK. The man picks winners
>They're paving the way in SMR's (Small Nodular Reactors). Basically small nuclear reactors that aren't as bulky or dangerous as the regular ones.They will ACTUALLY make money off of AI (by powering it)
>They're in the defense and in the UK. They're making a lot of money from the contracts they have been given in Europe.

I keep missing fucking boats
AGHHHHH

>>214102999
Barry noooooo ;_;

>>214103658
They're going to build the nuclear reactors for Australia's fleet of nuclear subs if it ever happens

>>214103476
Luxury company so would probably not try to play catch up rn. Though if you personally think the tide will turn in about six months you should start investing today.

at toil int I, not right is it

>>214103139
chick fil a is just ok not amazing and all of the sauces are too sweet
red lobster is not very good aside from the garlic shrimp and even that is just ok
you could easily find a better breakfast somewhere other than waffle house
dunkin donuts is not a restaurant it's a donut/coffee shop
hooters is trash

>>214103706
I just want to know the next big thing.
i want my stocks income to match my work income.
That would be the dream.

Get the biomass hacked up and sold as animal food

its simple really

>>214103476
invest invest invest
their SMRs are still to go live

>>214103731
What are you invested in at the moment?

>>214103731
Oh wait! Think i was thinking of Rolex KEK.

>>214103285
>the choc one you could tell they were using the yank shite hershey's choc
you are very very confused
>krispy kreme
is absolute garbage
bizarre that you would complain about artificial tasting doughnuts and then say krispy kreme is good
they're overly sweet with a horrible creepy gummy texture caused by some weird additives and awful artificial flavors
just bizarre

>>214103720
what's your top 3 then lad?

>>214103744
Nvidia (which has given me a heart attack over the last 3 weeks)
Andean Precious Metals (a Canadian company that operates in Bolivia dealing in silver and gold so they kind of correlate together)
IBM (very slow stagnant growth)

Those are my sexy stocks. I've got 10x more in boring index funds that are managed by a company on my behalf. They'll get about 10% per year and half of that is bonds because they're quite risk averse. Bonds ought to take off now that rates are finally getting cut though.
But I carved out £7k just for a fun little hobby of mine in individual stocks.

>>214103775
no I could def taste a low quality choc in dunkin, if not hersheys then some other shite choc
and I have never gotten those tastes from a krispy kreme over here, maybe it's worse over there with all the extra additives and whatnot

>>214103740
hmm
do I trust a stranger on the internet
he's backed up by another stranger on the internet
I guess I could throw a grand in

>>214103852
do it

What do they call him?

https://youtu.be/qyPhsFxnc_c?si=T0n7TVQSuhTUuz77

When will it be my turn to stop being poor?

>>214103811
most of the chain restaurants I liked have gone out of business or are slowly going out of business or the quality has decreased so much that I no longer eat there
but I can at least recommend raising cane's or dave's hot chicken over chick fil a
or even church's or popeyes

>>214103933
Inheritance by statistics

>>214103811
Your gold miners have had a good year

>>214104016
yeah
pity I didn't invest on them on Jan 1st
I'd have 3x my initial investment

>>214102939 (OP)
This shameful event occurred in my homeland Tatarstan, which was struck with metastases of ruscism and mortally ill, as you may know.

>>214104120
Say cheese!

Can you imagine Kier Starmer demanding a foreign company under the juristiction of another country's laws pay a fine to the UK?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq68j5g2nr1o

lmao

>>214103852
It's actually a good bet
They'll be selling their SMRs everywhere soon
Also they make parts for aircraft etc so it's bound to go up with the rearmament

just glistening to some music lads

getting gang blacked

I ain't going out like that

I wonder what good poo smells like.

Me? Planning a new hoi4 playthrough tonight

alri

>>214108308
Like Emma Watson’s asshole.

>>214103476
i'll stick with VWRP
stable steady gains

am quite well-read but i've never browsed /lit/ much. wonder what they're like over there. wankers, i assume

>>214108298
Good luck to them

Mental how easy it is to get (you)s with old /brit/ gimmicks on normie boards

>>214103132
rorke after 3 weeks on finasteride

>>214108366
hit them with an open the fucking pubs post

>>214103139
There's a Hooters in Nottingham

>>214108366
what's wrong with your 4chan

>>214107831
screamnig

>>214108390
It's readchan for phones

>>214108366
how old is this gimmick exactly? i assume i would've laughed along with it when i was in my teens or late 20s, but here i am at 30 with no mirth left to express

do I trust the amazon product with 5 stars and 3 reviews or the one with 4.3 stars and 92 reviews

>>214108429
>buying from amazon
you're killing british commerce

Left is bland, drab, soulless, boring, and plebiean. It looks like a motel lobby.
Right is aristocratic, Aryan, noble, and regal. It looks like a European palace.

>>214108429
easy, 5 is bigger than 4.3

>>214108453
not forking out double the price for a bit of plastic that costs 10 quid

>>214108465
lmao you're a moron

>>214108465
>aristocratic, Aryan, noble, and regal. It looks like a European palace.
Exactly what they fought against in 1776 lmao

Our resident nonce is spamming gay scat porn today, thread unusable and the janny is slow

>>214108465
how'd they fit a plane in there?

>>214108519
um..hej

>>214108519
CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>214108530
People don't realize how huge the office is.

>>214108465
>Right
Arab oil money kitsch

>>214108425
does it have filters

Himmler was the best nazi and it wasn't even close
>completely uncharismatic autist unlike the charming Goebbels and Goring so Hitler didn't see him as a threat at all
>used his autism to make the SS as efficient and callous as possible - achieved 11 million holocaust deaths
>grew SS from 300 to 250,000 because Ernst Rohm's SA were a bunch of retarded thugs that loved getting drunk and harassing people for no reason
>believed in the occult and hated christianity so made his SS unit a semi-religious cult
>funded an expedition to Tibet so the Aryans could find the original homeland of the Aryan race
>held occult rituals at the Wewelsburg Castle in honour of German pagan gods
>HATED christianity and saw it as jew shite seeking to persecute the Germanics TRUE gods
>vegetarian who believed in homoepathy and herbal medicine and all that weird new-age shite
>even though everyone thought he was a fucking weirdo he was extremely good at his job which is why his SS replaced SA (the original brownshirts) and absorbed Goring's Gestapo
>suicided when captured by the British right in front of them after they tried to get him to open his mouth to remove the cyanide capsule
>post war he wanted the SS to turn into this hereditary aristocracy, being the guardian over lebenstraum and non-murdered lesser races
>had a daughter AND a mistress and his trueborn daughter defended him and nazism to her dying breath in 2018 - every other nazi's family denounced them and/or suicided themselves to avoid russian rape

what a psycho lmao

>>214108530
:)

got energy drink in the freezer for 10 minutes then i'll drink it and maybe not feel so fucking SHITE

I drank so much milk.im dizzy

>>214108595
mousey-esque post, this

*office mogs you*

Objective: kill catberg

combing through the messages with gfberg
noticed that she has 18k messages while i sent 12k messages
i used the f word 280 times while she used it 158 times
i used the n word 28 times while she used it 3 times

>>214108595
why not have a life-sustaining water instead?

Why are Brits have this crab in a bucket mentality? It's literally nigger tier

>>214108627
looks very gaudy

>>214108465
left: live laugh love
right: emirates first class toilet

any incel freaks with severe mental health problems and have spent their entire life in their smelly bedroom playing video games and watching TV here?

Really enjoy being drunk but the effects it has on my mental and physical health just make it less and less worth it. I had a pretty small amount of alcohol last night but it was enough to ruin my sleep and make me anxious the entire day. Just wish I could drink like I was 21 again

american in fails to understand class struggles shocker

>>214108627
Funny how all the beautiful buildings in Republics were all built when they were monarchy's

any nigger anons here?

>>214108567
Nah, it's a bit shit but I've used it for years so I'm comfortable with it. It doesn't even have a cool down timer for posts

>>214108595
>>214108620

>>214108692
*raises brown paw*

>>214108644
>Get rid of the indigenous working class so we can import millions from the 3rd world to do those jobs instead
shalom

>>214108689
Not true

>>214108644
this post was made by a 90 y/o

went into a bookstore earlier hoping i was going to meet a cute bookish girl (or at least an interesting book) but instead i encountered a tranny who pushed past me and a bunch of pajeets who had congregated into some sort of heated debate outside for some reason

>>214108723
Why do you smell coconuts

>>214108644
you aren't wrong but I do believe there's a happy middle ground between the way do things and you

In yankland everything is always "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS? THIS WATCH IS WORTH MORE THAN WHAT YOU MAKE IN A YEAR!"
you even have ghetto hoodrats who don't have a dime triyng to convince others they're aristocrats with their paper bills and bottle of hennessey

But of course in the UK you have people trying to one up each other over how fucking shite their childhood was. On the left it's a source of shame to have had a private education, god forbid you were smart enough to get into Doxbridge (durham/oxford/cambridge).

Yeah there's a middle ground somewhere there. Hegel would agree with me.

You dere crodie?

>>214108757
wouldn't bother with urban society at this point mate, need to live somewhere rural and enjoy the land.

that is at least until the browns come for us there

>>214108585
'kin hell

used to cost six shillings and ninepence to talk to the dustman on tuesdays

The Belgian poster just texted me. He'll be on in ten minutes.

>raise hand
>sieg heil

imagine simping for ziedbelg lmfao

>>214108736
Or, you know, outsource that thirdie factory work. Oh wait, that already happened and you're all unemployed now.

>>214108747
It seems like a multigenerational problem

>>214108632
I could never

>>214108801
mmhmm the cronem follow da white pussy trail
make those fair daughters for them, white boy

Fancy Five Guys

>>214108843
>outsource
Construction work?

time is running out

yanks falling for the social mobility meme like the morons that they are

>>214108848
This country is an embarrassment

The Belgian poster is no 'Ziedy'. This accusation has been thoroughly disproven.

>>214108867
busy day on grindr was it?

>>214108891
Favourite muse song that

I know you like the finer things in life

going to stab my manager if I get bored

Crodie u dere holmes?
Sup crodie

that's the 2nd acca fucked

belgian paedophile logging in

mhmm heathertimmy ocd brain was attacking him so he was compelled to post xx

do you ever notice how the brown people you see out and about all seem to know each other? is this paranoia? i've seen it dozens of times, i'll see one darkie and then some other darkie will yell at him in their shared darkie language and then they'll engage in a loud discussion

>>214108848
christ imagine that tearing towards you. i'd run the other way

grown man btw

>>214108948
>>214108908
>>214108866
>>214108786

The Belgian poster owns 15 m2s, some he keeps at the Gherkin, others at the traphouse
Nun Timmy culd do

>>214108960
The most common greeting in London is "where are you from?", wish I joking

erm btw, im making a point btw

im posting a useful tidbit btw

might illegally immigrate to new york city and see how long i last before perishing from exposure or blacks or serial killing

Just woke up, thoughts on the Saturday schedule lads?

>>214108963
Doubt any women in the history of your life has ever ran toward you

yung creemy m2s
yardie goons on it

I still can't comprehend why she did this

>>214108996
Hanwell, you?

dats all well and gud, but where crodie at
maybe he gone to gherkin

off to wank the dogs x

Why would a white man subject themselves to travelling by coach?

>>214109013
Don't know how anyone over the age of 16 plays video games

drinking isn't worth it
it's not even fun
it makes you physically ill
it makes your mental health worse

>>214109031
the cartoon character marched, did she?

straight white men are the most oppressed people in the world

>>214109067
got a coach down to london once to visit the london eye
set off at half four in the morning

>>214108996
I get this sometimes even though I'm British (part Irish, English, Welsh and probably Scottish)

I am a mental midget. Can't deny it or escape it. Thinking I'd benefit from a savage beating or two, but who would care enough to administer it? Nobody, no one at all.

>>214102939 (OP)
What's worse being a zoomer or millennial

where crodie at
maybe he took him own life for having 10cm en dun

sick of not hearing English when out and about
SICK OF IT

cronem splashing on wobbly jelly-like m2 titties

>>214109078
>Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop

>>214109086
Used to love getting the early coaches and seeing the sun slowly rise whilst riding an empty bus down a half dead motorway

Top 5 nations
>Australia
>Indonesia
>Italy
>Samoa
>Kenya
Bottom 5 nations
>UK
>China
>Japan
>Palestine
>Turkey

something insidiously peng about cooked tomatoes

who the fuck is crodie now? I swear you fucking cunts just dream up names and pretend they've been a /brit/ personality for years.

>>214103228
>donuts
FOY

>>214109101
that's been thoroughly debunked
our belgian poster is not "ziedy"

Thinking of gaining a clue, might look into getting a job. Earn money which I can use to buy a house

>>214109136
the gay paedophiles call each other crodie

>>214109136
Piss off John

Wish I had a larger knob, then I'd properly get to knobbing you see.

Yes lads just got back from the shop with loads of pasta ready meals, get in x

>>214103476
how? why?

L O N
D O N

our belgian poster has nubian ancestors
he places in katy each time he hits it

>>214109103
>wake up, hear Nigerian flatmates yapping in their nigger language
>walk to work, past Pakistanis and niggers blabbing on their phones
>sit down at my desk, speak to Indians and Africans all day long, deciphering their language as if I am an Egyptologist translating hieroglyphics
>get home, met by further yapping by Nigerian flatmates
>fall asleep with earplugs in
Repeat.

>>214109171
how inconceivably grim for you

>>214109095
zoomers seem more traditional

>>214109177
gaudy, like the other anon said

Dollymong

Wonder what Benjamin is up to today? Probably in his sad little bedroom

got my knob out

>>214109190
Alright Reginald Percival de Twat, not everyone can be as great as you

>>214109176
This is Muswell Hill in north London
I literally live there (one street away)

https://x.com/arsenal/status/1959284531250241863?s=46
COLDDDDDDDDD

>>214109171
wahey *jiggles your belly*

>>214109231
GCHQ en route

>>214109232
>A boyhood Gooner
ktim

>>214109176
>>214109231
Posh cunt

>>214108757
do australians even know how to read?

I make pasta from scratch as well as the sauce, ingredients all sourced from my own very back garden of course. Anything else is runt tier

>>214109219
Hello Emmayank, do you often wish you were that grape so you could be turned into Emma's poo?

goosebumps bruv
https://youtu.be/2oKLeI64aHE

>>214103228
Not a bad joke but the "cops eat donuts and coffee" thing is probably not commonly understood here. In America it might have landed.

i eat ravioli from a tin it's all the same shit

>>214109131
Actual Top 5
>Singapore
>Switzerland
>Norway
>Finland
>Liechtenstein
Actual Bottom 5
>Congo
>Central African Republic
>Sudan
>Liberia
>Mauritania

is shoplifting a good way to rebel against this fake and gay world

>>214109131
>Palestine
That is not a thing that exists actually

well that's not permitted is it

>>214109273
It's a sure sign of someone being a Yankified slug, an east American you could say (like how Irish people call Britified slugs 'west Brits')

>>214109260
Muswell Hill isn't posh. It's a decidedly middle-class redbrick area.
Did anyone else here go to Fortismere?

>>214109261
wish I could read this post

At the airport, on my way to London!
Can't wait lads!
Anything you recommend I check out when I'm there?

>>214109279
It harms the consumers Leftypol

>>214109131
mossad cuck

wish the 'keets would pack it in

quickest way to forget a cringe memory?

>>214109279
no, theyll just throw you into a cell with other mongs. realize the world (however gay) doesnt owe you anything and has no compassion whatsoever for you. you still have to be civil or risk imprisonment, or worse, death.

>>214109319
Take a dip in the Thames, good for the humours

>>214109366
Make another one

love spiderman (2002)

visit me in munchen

Only povvos think middle-class areas such as Muzzy Hill are 'posh'

ah mate they shouldn’t be allowed to put those dominos adverts before football it’s like a drug man

Farted and think a bit of poo might've come out

>>214109319
apparently they sell really cheap tobacco for some reason

If Diane Abbott came in here now I'd tell her to fuck RIGHT off!

>>214109313
those houses cost north of 500,000 at least

>>214103293
It's the same accent

football fans waddling home from the football match outside my window
lots of smiling faces :)

>>214109313
>Muswell Hill isn't posh.

>>214109131
am bottom

>>214109366
hit yourself repeatedly in the head with a brick

>>214109421
Good lads
You meanwhile cowering behind your twitching curtains lmao

>>214109366
I tried cutting off every single person that knew me, but every new relationship I create fresh cringe memories, and now I've been alone for half a decade all the memories I have are cringe. Suicide might work

>>214109421
mong sheep in their packs

>>214109421
the match took place outside your window?

>>214109366
understand why it happened

Comrade Abbott....what an unexpected surprise.

No comrade, he didn't know....

But comrade..... he's innocent, it was just a joke

Yes comrade....right away comrade Abbott

Guards, take that poster to the chemical sheds

>>214109424
whyd you post a robert palmer gif?

>>214103293
Beatles may have been asked to tone it down and speak more slowly and carefully in order to gain greater appeal, may even have had enunciation lessons. Particularly in the 60s when all you heard on broadcasting was the super-posh RP accent

>>214109408
Lol

On that exact road, the cheapest one

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/160987385#/?channel=RES_BUY

>>214103293
scouse continued and continues to develop and diverge from the dialects around it

>>214109480
>2 million to live in some cunty little house
Could literally buy a cottage in Wales and retire with that money

>>214109468
Just a big fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE

If /brit/ was a piece of media it would be Twin Peaks

Mousey is Coop
Diego is Bob
Spaino is Mulder

>>214109446
Hello virgin how are we?

Do you have boars in your country?

>>214109485
>love is all you need
and a couple million

omdz did you lads see spainos recent post on bluesky?

>>214109521
yeah, youre mother!

>>214109510
mulder is from x files

>>214109521
Yeah but ours live in towns and push two seat prams with half black piglets

>>214109451
I live in a very enviable position, shall we say
it's a shame that I don't like football however :)

>>214109512
Hello sheep you even type your insults like a sheep

woah, ass ahoy

Really enjoyed the birth of that unc gimmick yesterday

>>214109421
Coventry?

i don't have a foot fetish. i have a hand fetish
especially the fingertips

>>214109547
wrong he is a tranny in twin peaks too

Can everyone else please praise his Unc spam from yesterday so he doesn't have to do it for himself

Hah! Breath mint..

*whips the posting mule*

Onwards, another gimmick post. Hiya!

>>214109446
Another weekend getting angry on 4chan in your smelly, closed-windows, dirty-dishes childhood bedroom is it lad? x

Saturday evening with the lads.
What are we up to then?

Grown man btw

indian or chinese tonight lads?

>>214108716
cute

>>214109635
no gf, no mates, will be here

The whites unite in herds trecking their pilgrimage to and fro the football stadium to witness the black men kick the ball in awe. It is the only time you will see whites unite together on this level, even as their country is overran and destroyed.

>>214109645
Neither, lose some weight you fat cunt.

>>214109645
polish

>>214109059
crodie busy wit his finance work
makin' dat cash for gherkin expansion

>>214109635
out in a bit
gonna get pasted and make bad decisions

pulled smash burger matcha parmesan labubu loaded fries for tea

wonder why youtube keeps recommending me videos about all tomorrows

>>214109645
Me? Wanking to something a bit more taboo if you catch my drift

>>214109645
kebab or dominoes for me, not decided yet

>>214109623
>closed-windows, dirty-dishes
ooo someone's mad x

>>214109549
theres an absolute heffer in my town with three half cast kids

>>214109645
indian, the older I get the more I realise Chinese is mostly just salty bland slop

get panic attacks when hungover which is a shame because I enjoy boozing

tiktok keeps showing me vids of dating advice and cute babies
think its time to kms

See me with a matcha I might say hi, catch me with a labubu I’m a talkative guy

>>214109635
Working from home all three days of the bank holiday weekend. Laying in my bed shaking with anxiety and repressed rage, her name bouncing around my mind like a pong ball.

>x
oh he's raging, that bedroom's getting smellier by the second

Paracetamol makes you gay

>>214109724
If it's any consolation, she doesn't think of you at all

How the fuck are you suppose to respond when someone posts a picture of their new baby on the work WhatsApp group without sounding like an absolute nonce. I'll be the first to admit that it is a very good looking baby but I'm already something of a lurker in the group so it would be weird if I suddenly chimed up to comment but at the same time to just view the picture and not reply seems odd too.

enjoy playing the dexter intro theme in my head whenever i'm thinking edgy thoughts

>>214109710
No salt in Indian foodage whatsoever

>>214109729
>can't even reply directly
pussy
and you x'd first you dimwit

20 quid on labubu score in the 45 minute

>>214109760
just give it a heart reaction rorke. it's not hard mate.

>>214109764
How about playing the Channel 9 cricket theme in your head instead

Wonder how many women are getting battered tonight

>>214109719
the chinese will save the white race

>>214109773
retarded response

>>214109764
DEE DEE GET OUT OF MY LAB

>>214109747
Fully aware, thanks mate.

>>214109773
Their food is basically salt, oil, poo and rice

>>214109821
i actually have a gf, but i'm in no position to be asking her to make a commitment

omelette du fromage
omelette du fromage

NEW

>>214109902
>>214109902
>>214109902

Rorke's Saturday evening shop

Catbergowitz and dogstein having a tête-à-tête

>>214109877
No problem. If some cunt here starts talking about how she's probably getting railed night and day just ignore them.

It isn't funny and she's probably as broken up about it on the inside as you are