Thread 214102959

*boots up /brit/*

I know the blackpill is bollocks because I'm flabby, bad teeth, and balding and I've still porked a couple cuties.

I'm going out shopping now and when I get back I hope the two autists are still going at it

>>214102990
bookay

I think if you would stop wallowing in ugliness and stop putting more ugliness into the world your life would improve

>>214103021
you already know they will be

>>214102991
based

>>214103021
Which ones

well that's /brit/ split into three then isn't it

had a lovely night out with the missus

Can someone ask CharGBT if Scotland is a country or not?

Off tae Wimpys. Anyone want owt?

>>214103054
a talking cow!

>>214103075
Not really
Only this thread is truly /brit/

Crikey I just realised it's Saturday and there's football on. Well that's scuppered my chances of going to the shops then

shagged 2 girls recently and they both hadn't had sex in a year
was very flattered they picked me

>>214102956
agreed. wimpy need to go all in on fast food. no more casual dining.

>>214103080
They always say yes to things like that because they can find many half truths. The real truth is this

Most sexually successful fella I knew was a little Irishman, swarthy Celtoid barely 5ft5 - had a new slag every week, beautiful ones too, he had the heart and soul of a true Irishman. Personality of a golden retriever.

>>214103126
That doesn't look like ChatGPT

havent had sex in almost a year myself

>>214103145
Yeah I know that's my point

>>214103126
You're right, that certainly does prove that Scotland and Wales are countries as you've said yourselves prior to the Treaty of Union

might have sex again soon. been a while

>>214103152
well mate I'm right here

>golden retriever personality
More a black cat me

>>214103162
I didn't aak for whatever that is

Vinnie is getting so big

Seems like just yesterday he could fit in a coffee mug

sex is not something to be consumed or acquired
you have been mislead
sex is for pair bonding and procreation

me? maine coon

>>214103185
I'm a harbour seal me.

i'm posting in all 3 news

>>214103214
he needs brushing

>>214103206
he's so cute. do you want to have a playdate with my kitty?

>>214103207
It can be both, no?

>>214103207
Agreed. Sex should be the culmination of a romantic connection, not a means of forming one.

Sir Thread Split

>>214103267
how do i woo a woman?

>>214103267
As a white Englishman - *phlegms in her face*
Fucking colony slut, get back to your wood stove and Ranjeet

get the bloody Summoning Salt video watched Rorke

>>214103207
sec for making my dick hard and exploding cum everywhere

>>214103274
yes
the decline of courtship has been a huge mistake

>>214103306
be attractive and listen to every word she spews at you with only one word replies

too cold

>>214103331
guess i fucked that first part haha

>I love a golden retriever man!
they mean a dumb retard slave paypig who won't challenge them on anything

just took a heroic dose of poo

what if sex with a willy poo bum shagged your bum

>>214103324
>>214103274
every long term relationship ive been in we had sex on the first date or before

it's just modern courtship innit? why get emotionally invested if you're sexually incompatible

Ladies you are looking good tonight

Well thats my porn addiction cured then. Been repeating "All porn is cuck porn" verbally and internally for a year or so now, managed to avoid porn - was about to relapse today, watched half a webm and my willy was stiffening, then the words bounced around my head. Didnt go any further. Feels great

>>214103372
jimmy carr's new routine looking good

>>214103353
Golden retrievers aren't dumb

need some nice flowery perfume

>>214103353
Yes, men should be infantilized and submissive in a relationship

>>214103353
rasheed

>>214103267
no
treating it as something to consume like a cake or as a form of entertainment like watching a television show confuses the natural urges and cheapens and weakens the bonds which it creates thereby weakening families and in turn weakening the communities made up of these families

>>214103404
scroming

>>214103418
I'm not talking about the literal dog you worm

The Belgian just texted me, he says he'll be on in five minutes

>>214103316
Get them shagged

>>214103378
no, that's not courtship

what if you had a tiny black man that lived on your desk

>>214103126
So Ingerland isn't a country?

>>214103451
Oh my Timmy

>>214103451
Grim that this fat old hag was the best he could do

>>214103451
>gags
>pukes in both their faces

mental how badly intel is doing right now

>>214103409
which kind of flowers do you like?
white florals are nice in the summer, but autumn is approaching soon

right that's the acca fucked already
useless man shitty cunts

>>214103466
>meet
>hang out
>have sex
>go on more dates and have more sex to decide if you want to stay together
whats the problem

>>214103409
i highly recommend this

>>214103490
more like incelHahaahah

>all these forens
Where are the brit lads at?

rorke getting upset at happy couples again

>>214103451
Need Ziedy to comment on this

>>214103490
Don't know how they fucked it so hard

i could eat a knob at night

Me when a nonwhite woman fetishises white men https://youtube.com/shorts/P0mQgkZQgJo?feature=shared

>>214103409
whatever lighter scent tom ford is doing
>b-but the price
it's worth it

L O N K O O M
O
N
K
O
O
M

accas are scams for wastemen

I'm seeing double here, four /brit/s??

>>214103523
They're all at Toby's Carvery having a big lunch before going to the football and then going out to clubs later to shag
Mousenonce, Spainpaedo, all of them

>>214103518
so you're gay and or a woman? pls suck my penis

women are disgusting

I would love to be an alcoholic but I just don't like feeling like shit all of the time and sleeping poorly

get the pinkies pied

>>214103592
yeah we're out
diegos got a fucking massive plate, greedy cunt
spaino is eating in his car

slapping my hard cock against my palm going "corrrr yeaaaah"

>>214103539
they took life advice from me haha

>>214103596
go live on the island then

>>214103625
Scrm

missing the toilfu already

>>214103594
doxxable info xx

Yeah fr fuck white women they are mid

>>214103631
I already live on an island

>>214103668
That dress is awful what was she thinking wearing that

was sat there updating a thread thinking "wow /brit/ is so slow these days" and then it turned out to be a random thread I made in outer /int/ hahaha

I'm taking the necessary steps.

>>214103668
ma'am alcohol damages your liver

rorke doesn't like to hear it

might get a job as a vampire hunter

reckon garyeats is a closet homosexual
reckon greenoeats however is a literal nonce
undecided on baldfoodieguy

>>214103668
how can a black girl have such small breasts

>>214103689
Are you gay or something who sees a fit woman and thinks that

>>214103722
No I'm not gay how dare you say that

what's the point of buying perfumes
I have 10+ samples I got for free on facebook from niche and designer houses
1ml is 100 sprays and each sample is 3ml
30 x 300 = 9000 sprays. enough to last me forever and it cost nothing

>>214103770
What a fucking boring cunt you really are

*spritzes some chanel 95 aux de poo on /brit/*

>>214103770
well i've gone through several bottles of perfume in my life so i don't trust your maths

>>214103770
I just wear deodorant
Perfume interferes with me smelling yummy food

wish exberg would attempt to reopen contact with me so i could say a few more hurtful things to her

>>214103685
you need to be on a different island

aliens exist

Veitch haters look like this

shut up neil you complete bottom burp

>>214103816
that's neil bummed gaped grangled shagged broken farted roasted in onions given to the dogs

>>214103805
the isle of man?

>>214103806
spooky

>>214103787
Why would I pay Tom Ford £200 for one of his fragrances when I can get a selection of Chanel, Creed, Parfums de Marly etc. completely free that will last me indefinitely?

just ate some supernoodles

Only good part about working weekends is don't have to visit mumberg, and the extra pay. Also nice laying in bed and getting paid to do it

fart nigga 45

>>214103797
you must be a serial oversprayer. you only need 2-4 sprays at a time. any more and you'll overpower your surroundings and it be unpleasant.

the girl I shagged today had the baldest fanny I've ever seen
like hair had simply never existed there or something
narrator's note: this woman was 27

>>214103815
you live vicariously via a UK mong who steps foot outside

>>214103963
what was her arsehole like?

>>214103801
I too prefer deodorant/body sprays to edt
they're lighter and don't interfere with my sense of smell

>>214103963
Why don't you marry her

um there's two /brit/ threads rn

still on my only the brave bottle from more than 10 years back aha

How do you get free perfume samples on Facebook?

>>214104000
Only one is British

*throws my arms in the air, like i just dont care*

>>214103668
nice wig keisha. LOL

lonkoom me prefer

Beef Wellington is just a sausage roll for cunts.

>>214104019
download them

>>214104019
They frequently appear on my face feed and reel
I've received 15 or so fragrance samples just this year
Search mens perfume on facebook and the algorithm should start showing you mens perfume related content in your ads including free samples

mad how much i want to watch mandingo fuck angela white up her aussie arse then have her felch his cum into my mouth

>>214104019
click on the free perfume post then waggle your phone around a bit towards your neck

>>214103985
just normal iirc didn't get a great look at it
>>214103996
hate women me

>>214104057
yeah well sausage rolls are just a poor man's toad in the hole

>>214104057
I think it is actually for eating

>>214104049
oh my days
the belgian sees straight through their deception
timmy none the wiser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmMzxfxQV8Q&list=RDOmMzxfxQV8Q&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmMzxfxQV8Q&list=RDOmMzxfxQV8Q&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmMzxfxQV8Q&list=RDOmMzxfxQV8Q&start_radio=1

>>214104049
It’s not a wig

>>214104137
oh my days timmy

*rises out of my chair like the manchurian candidate*

>>214104095
um

>>214104049
that's a lace not a wig nice try timmy LOL

>>214104146
That’s not a wig though

In 2013, Pettet announced that his debut performance art project, Art School Stole My Virginity, would involve him publicly losing his virginity to a male classmate in front of around 100 guests. The announcement made international news and caused Central Saint Martins to publicly distance themselves from Pettet

>>214104137
oh my days, timmy defendin keisha u kno looool

>>214103963
good lad

boy cat > girl cat

>>214103668
Her breasts are just pectoral muscles lol

>>214104179
a cat is just a poor man's dog

>>214104121
no

>>214104166
Not really just speaking facts

>>214104160
>>214104161
nigga i aint know the technicalities i aint no keisha

>>214104130
>>214104166
how's his dick taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIcKWI8t3L0&list=RDbIcKWI8t3L0&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIcKWI8t3L0&list=RDbIcKWI8t3L0&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIcKWI8t3L0&list=RDbIcKWI8t3L0&start_radio=1

>>214104179
all my pets are girls even my snake who is actually a boy i think

I don't ujnderstand women

>I-I shop at Lidl and free perfume samples are bvsed-
Poorfag smearing rat piss on his neck and bragging about it loooool

>>214104200
MISSION FAILED

>>214104223
cronem replied so she changed her plans x

ew de toilet

(8) i'd like to rearrange it (8)

>make the mistake of sending a funny image off here to a friend who browses r*ddit
>he never gets it
>sends me terrible threads off r*ddit in return and they're never funny

>>214104233
But it’s not a wig? I don’t know why ur raging

>>214104233
LOL

Veitch videos aren't good ever since he got bodyguards
Was funny watching him shit himself and running around Manc from the crackheads and the black teenagers

>>214104233
oh my days

>>214104255
Next you can send him your suicide note, boring cunt

>>214104255
did you send him poo seal

>>214104265
don't know who that is and don't care

might roast up a few courgettes

>>214104259

>>214104204

>>214104178
actually I prefer a hairy fanny myself and given this girl is a bit of a reserved shut in I expected a bush

Black men know the difference between a lace and a wig

>>214104278
Good post
You'll set him off now

lil timmy kno di difference between wig and lace mmhmm he sure was sent to di wig shop by keisha in his past xx

>>214104275
Nah I showed him my folder of bradleys

>>2141043125
oh shut up you massive willy

>>214104311
Oh my days LOL

>>214104311
Okay

Got any plans for today?

timmy convincing himself he like di hairy pumpum oh my days

kek timmy bein sent to di wig shop on a saturday mornin
being yardie goons are wakin up next to soft-haired m2 katy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=700c7d-juNA&list=RD700c7d-juNA&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=700c7d-juNA&list=RD700c7d-juNA&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=700c7d-juNA&list=RD700c7d-juNA&start_radio=1
cant believ ethe made this song about my life LOL

right that's my fpl week fucked then

>>214104352
Okay

Got any plans for today?

Dire patter on /brit/ today

you can't shag horses and that's that

>>214104332
lol timmy gf is a hairy turkish ting

>>214104352
mmhmm keisha prolly hit him wen he got di wrong colour xx

mods get ready to crush a ponyposter's skull

>>214104384
lol keisha yellin and screamin at timmy for gettin it wrong and hitting him on his timmy head with her flip flop

No plans for Saturday then I guess

>>214104383
mmhmm he got di turkish duolingodem on to learn di silly kebab language x

>>214104381
white women in shambles reading this

(8) SUN SEX PARTY TONIGHT (8)

>>214104380
food looks pretty good. as for the tits, not really bothered since i have unlimited access to an effectively infinite amount of porn

>>214104414
what are your plans? to hang out in the chink quarter as usual?

that webm reminds me i need to invest in some stainless steel pans

me and cody and brody and chodey are gonna go down to the creek and drink a six pack of beers between us

>>214104457
Might go to the cottage
Might not

skinny yardie cronem gettin dem luh waves done for tonight x

>>214104414
Oh, ton of 'em just wish my apathy would disappear. Sitting here going through the motions, drinking coffee and looking calm. Internally I'm screaming at myself to get off my arse but nothing happens on the outside.

>>214104490
bro that's like 1.20 beers each, that is off the rails

>>214104519
spurs fans carrying eldon john on their shoulders and pointing his arse at the wall

>>214104534
Ktim

keisha cookin up dat nasty plantain
cronem enjoying pancakes x

>>214104380
>tattoo
dropped

losing track of which tabs are /sp/ and /brit/

got nothing interesting to post today
so i wont be making any further posts

>>214104519
Not allowed to say yids anymore the woke banned it

>>214104381
seen photographic evidence to the contrary

>>214104586
Your problem unc

bad news lads
it's me again the guy with the girl i like who doesn't like me back the one who i keep kissing and stuff
well it got even worse i ended up just sucking on her fingers for like 10 minutes in the club last night

I have no mates

feel like shite today

>>214104673
LOL!

>>214104678
same hungover innit haha

>>214104678
ktim

imagine how many names an average football supporter memorises over a lifetime

>>214104725
roy keane

>>214104380
looks fucking shit an absolute nightmare to eat if she made me this she'd be getting berated

>>214104725
Jermaine Defoe

roy bleane

>>214104725
Aston Villa

>>214104725
Andrei Kanchelskis

dude breynden ate all the frickin twinkies were gonna look like freakin goofballs when skylar pulls up

not really ice cream weather but you can't argue with that price

the utter state of man shitty

>>214104725
Elton Cantona

>>214104295
ime (in my experiences) its the reserved girls who are usually hairless and the more freaky ones who are hairier. Idk why though haha
prefer a bit of hair there me

>>214104725
nwasi ngubu plus all them blokes from mexican countries

keisha sending timmy to the ethnic store to buy the nasty ingredients

imagine how many names an average katy memorises over a lifetime

This summer has been shit. Rubbish weather. Height of summer and im sat in in a hoodie and shivering.

>>214104725
Lee Sharpe! Lee Sharpe!!

>>214104673
because
we
are
your friends
you
will never be aloooone again

>>214104785
afendi did you see this >>214103451

>>214104673
ktimming up a storm

wish i was not hypothetically dead

>>214104654
No you didn't be quiet

>>214104763
IF YOU GET SOMETHING FOR FREE THEN YOURE THE PRODUCT

sex with tall women

>>214104784
mmhmm nigerian cronem wearing slides skipping him in line
timmy aint say nun x

got one of them so excited poos

>>214104777
well this girl hadn't had sex for a year and said she had no plans to shag me so why would it be so hairless
maybe she got it lasered in the past

>>214104826
ok youre right it was in the uber home not in the club

>>214104865
Why would you do that

>>214104763
Pass the Duchy Hospital on the left hand side

>>214104812
LOL oh my days
nasty work

got a black magic woman

>>214103451
Omds Timmy tinkin he finally Chad looool

Hate phone posting with no filters

rorke looking for cameras on the nice old lady handing out oreos before a league two fixture

fuck it I'm blocking the youtube ads again. 60 minute advert, taking the piss aren't they

rotator-cuffberg on the ropes

>>214104873
cos i'm drunk and i fancy her and she still wont let me kiss her on the lips so i have to keep coming up with other things to do

right i think it's timee to start roasting some veg and making some sauce

>>214104928
>60 minute advert
For what?

>>214104832
i'm the product for brit?

>>214104928
why would you ever decide to not block adverts

>>214104858
don't let her fool you n8, shes been gagging for it for a while

>>214104654
cronem would never do this neek timmy shit

>>214104835
does it make much of a difference if you're lying down

>>214104971
refugee awareness

>>214104952
oo er

>>214104990
spoiler this hog

need some supplies to clean some old records i was gifted but cant be arsed going to the record store today.
need to go to the asda as well
and id like a kebab

Weeing unto the floor

>>214104990
big fat chebs coorrrr

got the tucker carlson on

>>214105018
>store

>>214105020
Are you Irish? Do you like brown women?

>>214105054
I hammered your mother who is brown

>>214104971
It was a cyber security podcast and I actually listened to it all. But what really pisses me off are the constant interruptions. I'll often just wait them out, because I might be doing something else away from my computer, but the adverts are often 2 minutes or more, and feel like they come every few minutes, they get on my nerves. They advertise stupid shit as well, like an air conditioner that uses no electricity, like fuck off.

>>214105077
BICRS

>>214105048
yes, a place where things are kept for future use or sale.

>>214104987
Because I'm using sites without paying, so tolerating the ads is fair.

>>214104998
yeah it was easier than I thought it would be tbqh
she said she liked having her hair played with and after that it was off to the races for me

>>214105125
FOY

>>214105004
It does because you still get a sense of how big she is, plus tall women have deeper vaginas.

>>214105077
The notorious troublemaker countries

>>214105164
idiot

>>214105126
>>214105126
>>214105126

Big if true

heathermong thread

father and son

>>214102939
>>214102939
>>214102939

kek