Thread 214107299

they think that enunciating your words properly is for posh people and that mumbling like a hillbilly is a normal way to speak

>>214107299 (OP)
oi fok you said bout me norf lads ya fohkin aussie wanka

the best thing is when they say "me" instead of "my". hysterical

>>214107299 (OP)
They speak in cursive. Yeah, I find British English harder to understand, I learned English form the internet and who are the most common internet users you will find, they don't have that flag.

>>214107299 (OP)
Have you considered the fact that you are Australian, and that you sound very silly when you speak?

>>214107299 (OP)
>>214107736
>>214107488
British accents have personality and charm, American accents are dull and sound artificial.

>>214107910
They literally sound very similarly to British people. Just lower, I don't know how to describe the lower thing.

>>214107369
Nah yeah fairo

The second you read this book things will make much more sense.

American rednecks and southerners are genetically the same as scots and Irish

>>214107373
kek

>>214108126
You mean lower as in lower class? Because they speak in a higher pitch they do - one of the most notable features of Australian English is that they raise their pitch at the end of sentences, so it always sounds like they're asking questions.

>>214107299 (OP)
I like British accent. It sounds smooth and melodic
Unitedstatian accent sounds annoying and hearing them speak is straining
Australian accent sounds straight up retarded, like you have brain damage

>>214107299 (OP)
Generalisation that doesnt make sense. We have far too many accents.

ITT: retarded zoomgroids fail to understand that their minds have been colonised by America and therefore believe American accents are "normal" whilst everything else is an aberration.

>>214112191
cia o algo

>>214108023
>British accents have personality and charm innit

>>214108253
McWhiney is the perfect surname for your people.

>>214113188
You’d notice that all the good guys in LoTR have British accents too.

American voice acting is so dull, British goice acting is great.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3HYPVJ3i4IM&pp=ygUUbWlkIGZpbmFsIGZhbnRhc3kgMTbSBwkJrQkBhyohjO8%3D

>>214113188
god making greeks:
what if i made jews fatter and uglier?

>>214107369
wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yer a stewpid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur in proper mess ya knobhead.

>>214107299 (OP)
This is what Australians sound like
https://youtube.com/shorts/TDdMUQc71CA?si=fLF3M54r67EepOQ-

>>214113376
a true classic which brought me back to simpler times

>>214108023
maybe 100 years ago, your accents have been steadily degenerating for a long time now

>>214113416
They haven't. Older generations have stronger accents

>>214113253
lmao

got a proper yorkshire accent me. only time i say T is for a brew

>>214113588
>tfw no Yorkshirewoman gf

>>214113355
>what if i made jews fatter and uglier?
enough about bongs