Thread 214109354

Im so fucking sick of the
>WHY DO AMERICANS BUY SUCH GIANT TRUCKS?
threads from retarded fagboys who drive maybe 10km a month in their walkable cobblestone city that dont understand
WE DONT HAVE A CHOICE
They dont sell smaller trucks anymore
You can ONLY buy giant fuckoff trucks if you want one
>VELL VY DO YOU NEED S TRUCK, WE DO NOT DO ZAT IN GERMANY
Because we fucking use them, you need thr truck bed or towing hitch daily

Just change lives bro

>>214109354 (OP)
why not buy something other than a truck?
>b b but I neeed it!
No, you fucking don't. You live in Suburbville, Maryland. Not Bumfucktown, Montana.

>>214109354 (OP)
based AmeriCHAD
>>214109417
cringe yuropoor redditor

I've never seen a redneck actually use the hitch or flat bed. You guys are lazy fucks with nothing to do. The truck is a larp

>>214109354 (OP)
I have never once seen anything in the bed of one of these newer models. the only thing you people are towing is your ego. 2012 is the most recent model year that you will see towing anything. traffic in this country was already terrible and now because of you people we can't even see two cars in front of us.

>being anti-truck because le size and emissions
gay and cringe
>being anti-truck because truck drivers are fucking subhuman assholes
based

Yea maybe if you live in gay faggy McCities people buy these as pavement princesses to distract from their tiny peckers but i actually live in bumfuck nowhere down the bayou country land and legitimate truck use is almost daily
Cry about it

>>214109354 (OP)
>>214109417

you could just say "because they're cool and nice to own" and done

>>214109354 (OP)
98% of people do not use their truck at all. They would be equally served by a sedan which is what pretty much all Americans drove back in the day. Do you really think Americans need trucks more in 2025 than they did in 1955? What changed? (Easier debt)

>>214109754
It's not looking immaculate like your pic then. It's covered in mud, oil, and dinged up to hell and back.

I lived in Metairie and there were tons of small dick truck drivers with nothing in their bed. I probably saw you too.

>>214109791
>nice to own
What in it the world is nice about them? They guzzle more gas than an abo, half the space is never used, and the suburban cattle who buys these loves all kinds of hecking high tech gizmos inside so repair costs a fortune.

>>214109754
Stop treading on sacred Cajun land
>>214109841
What happens in Plaquemines?

>>214109841
I literally googled f150 and saved the first image
>metairie
CRINGE YUCK EW
Come to terrebonne nigga

>>214109825
trucks becoming as comfortable as a old american landyacht while having the same mpg and 4x4

that's literally it, the jellybean f150 (97-04) was pivotal to making trucks popular along with the ford explorer making suvs popular

ironically that gen f150 is workhorse

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2002-ford-f-150-20/

example, this has the same interior as that year expedition

>>214109917
I am cajun man born to fish world is a shrimp

>>214109754
people were also living there before they started making these and they used normal sized pickup trucks. the big ones are nothing more than a fashion statement.

>>214109825
trucks becoming as comfortable as a old american landyacht while having the same mpg and 4x4

that's literally it, the jellybean f150 (97-04) was pivotal to making trucks popular along with the ford explorer making suvs popular

ironically that gen f150 is workhorse

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2002-ford-f-150-20/

example, this has the same interior as that year expedition

>>214109842
because they're high up (visibility), have 4x4 (snow), ride nice (american roads suck in half the country), and the tech gizmos make the newer ones as well outfitted as a s-class (same pricing too). its also cool.

mpg isn't nearly as bad as made out to be too

50% of it can be blamed on boomers wanting to climb into their cars instead of squatting down into them which is why even in europe most people are buying small crossovers/lifted wagons like ford puma toyota chr vw troc and dacia sandero

>>214109989
They dont sell normal sized pickups anymore i drove an old ranger for 12 years til someone crashed into it
You literally cant get a small 2 seater truck anymore rhey ONLY sell big fuckoff 4x4s

>>214110005
>they're high up (visibility)

>>214110082
How often are you doing that?

I am in slidell RIGHT NOW cross the causeway cunt and lets maybe get a beer or something and hang out

>>214109989
crash the right into the left and see what happens, right would not pass any accident tests in the last 10 years and would likely end with your knees hitting the dashboard and you unable to walk if you hit any solid object at 20mph

left ironically gets the same mpg too, those old trucks got SHIT gas mileage. mid-high 20s due to gearing/weight even with having a whole 120hp

>>214110075

yeah no one cares about that when you're buying it, ask your parents if they prefer sitting higher up or not. i wouldn't be surprised if their next car ends up a vw tiguan or bmw x3 when they could get the sedan versions of those cars instead

americans value consumer choice, you are no different than boomers asking why should you be able to buy a sports car when the speed limit is 120 km/h

I own a truck too

>>214110195
Bare minimum 4 days a week

>>214110211
>you are no different than boomers asking why should you be able to buy a sports car when the speed limit is 120 km/h
This issue is easily solved by not having speed limits like we do IN GERMANY.

>>214110228
Thsts a jeep

Idk Im not much of a truck guy, I want a fancy German SUV

>>214110289
>BMW
how brown are you?

>>214110257
The speed limit in GERMANY is the endless roadwork on the autobahn

Giant Pick up drivers don't have cocks, they have big clittys

>>214110282
according to your own governmen its a truck, it has a body on frame construction and solid axle in the front and rear

>jeep
please don't insult my truck

>>214109754
I believe that's what people are talking about, I don't think anyone is criticizing people who have legitimate uses for them

Wish I could have a Ford F-350

>>214110311
I am Korean

>>214110485
kek knew it
new BMWs try to emulate chink cars precisely because East Asians buy BMWs

>>214110378
You would be surprised then

>>214110510
But I hate BMWs with big sniffer grills. Also chink cars look fugly asf

>>214110579
>I hate BMWs with big sniffer grills
cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

>>214109354 (OP)
Just saw a Dodge Ram today, I think it was the 2500 model. They looks so silly and out of place.

>>214110510
that is because east asians are the only ones willing to spend $100,000 on a new x7

look at the us market 2-series in comparison, that was built for the latinx market (made in mexico even), probably the closest to the old ones down to the small reasonably sized sniffers

>>214110228
Man jimnys are so awesome, my neighbor bought the lime green onebrand new, a couple of years ago, since then im a little bit obsessed with them

>>214110510
It's white worship. They worship whites and their products. That's why Korean women love Louis Vuitton

>>214110241
Take a picture of your truck and post it here then. I better see crawbroil seasoning dusting the bed

>>214110724
no they're just all about appearances and face you just wish they worshipped you

that is why they also require a profile picture on resume and get plastic surgery as much as latinas and bully you if you're fat and ugly or have a big nose

>>214109354 (OP)
to be honest, lets say i want a corolla, but i don't want to feel like tiny boy with people driving those monstrous cars everywhere, so i understand americans. And now imagine driving little hatchback. Recently i was watching video with Jay Leno and James May driving Triumph TR6 in Los Angeles and that think looked comically small on american streers

>>214109354 (OP)
americans are hoarders so they need a giant truck bed to fill it with useless shit

>>214110767
>that is why they also require a profile picture on resume
I’m pretty sure not requiring one is only a thing in North America

>>214110800
>Triumph TR6
Looks ugly as shit desu

>>214109354 (OP)
>WHY DO AMERICANS BUY SUCH GIANT TRUCKS?
We all know the answer to that: To compensate their small weewees.
>They dont sell smaller trucks anymore
You mean your weewees got even smaller in the past decade? Whew, what a country.

>>214110211
trucks are SUPPOSED to have shit gas mileage, they're for working and only for working. I don't want to see trucks all over the road and all over every parking lot. get out of my face with your big ugly hunk of shit.

>>214110954
Seething with jealousy lol

If I were American I'd get a Camry and never look back. Apparently they're considered delivery driver vehicles everyone can just buy.
I saw a new model Camry here and it's a head turner

>>214110954
too bad get mad nigga

>>214111016
everyone owns camrys here

its like the passat in europe

>>214110928
im into sports cars and came to the conclusion anything that women dislike and men enjoy somehow affects the size of your penis

still remember how before it was porsche/bmw drivers have small weewees when trucks werent popular

>>214111219
Post your truck and stop being an insecure hick faggot.

>>214110989
I hate them though, they don't turn on a dime which is what I need to navigate around braindead American drivers.

>>214109354 (OP)
Vans are superior in every way but dont tell those truckcel manlets that

we don't do that here in THE NETHERLANDS. When you need to move a lot of stuff, people rent a van or ask someone with a van to help them. Big American style trucks are seen compensating vehicles.

>>214111418
ok here its the silver pathfinder in the background, ive already taken out 2 cyclists with it (both their fault)

i also had a evo 9 next to it i sold for $31k (pic related)

picking up either a gc wrx sti or 106 gti next

>>214111547
we have vans here too

one of the most common vans on the road are transits and ducatos (ram promaster)

>>214111604
Here in THE NETHERLANDS, a van is called a busje, which means "little bus".

>bro, I have so many things to move. Do you have a specific car for that?

Sure, thing!

>>214111016
Camry is like the default car here

OP is a larping faggot. I grew up in farmland and even then, 85% of the liftedtruck fags never stepped foot on a field in their lives. Me? I drove to work as a haybailer in a 1983 Datsun minitruck

>>214110647
I was looking for a bright green one or at least in metallic blue but jungle green is the only one they had on sale so i bought one because I didn't want to wait years to pick it up. My alternative was black and white and out of those 3 jungle green was the least shit color

>>214109354 (OP)
You have basically become like north korea by saying you dont have choice and you have to buy what the american govt and media tells you to buy. Basically cucked.

White people Lowrider lol.

I stayed in Fontana California for a month and I never really saw big pickup trucks tho. It's usually big Sedans or SUVs.

"muh utility" is a cope.
People should stop doing this shit. Just be a man and say that you bought it because you like or at least hoped women would like it.

It's the same with crossover SUVs and station wagons.
Owners up with all sorts of convoluted reasoning to validate their purchases to their peers and they should stop.
You can move houses using a small hatchback and a rented trailer.
You can go on vacation in a small hatchback and a roofbox. You bought ugly ass fucking station wagon because once a year you go to pick up furniture at ikea. Every car beyond a small hatchback + accessories is completely superfluous and unless you admit it that you bought one because you like the way it makes you feel I have no respect for you.
When you see someone driving a sportscar, a 2 door coupe or a 3 door off roader on unbearably loud M/T tyres you know it was a purchase of passion and nothing beyond that. They won't be wasting 2 hours explaining to you how they totally lug around 500 kilograms of junk and 17 illegals around.

>>214112273
It does look nice tho, def better than White, and Black is 2 boring

these threads are pretty fun

>>214109354 (OP)
>Because we fucking use them, you need thr truck bed or towing hitch daily
kek I really doubt this. I bet your trucks are empty 90% of the time.

>>214112712
The upside of jungle green is that it's non-metallic unlike every other color in the palette (save for white).
It's a lovely car that I wouldn't recommend to anyone. Using it daily can be a chore but the challenge is part of the experience. You really feel like operating a 80s-90s car and owning mine made me realize how shit modern cars are in comparison

>>214110407
I swear the Arkansas state police must get bonuses for every truck they aggressively flip

>>214109354 (OP)
>truck bed
A van have more space
>towing hitch
Vans can tow too. If you want more power then put it on a SUV.

>>214109585
This. Their trucks are always clean, no scratches or wear on them. The trunk is used for nothing more than groceries.