Thread 214109902

Jesus Christ edition

>>214109902 (OP)
JESUS CHRIST!!

Me? Not a fan of religion. It's actually held us back as a species

Coming home jewish man...

it summer thunderstorm here lads

this is gaybelg

Cracking deal this lads

dogberg staring at me whilst I scran a pepperoni pizza

Back from my pilgrimage to the local footie stadium. What have I missed lads?

>>214109980
also known as cuckbelg

>>214099372
slow motion is better than no motion. Stay hungry king

>>214109962
that's absurd

Dresden is burning in the night
Coventry is still alight

>>214109974
Sure it's not just you walking up the stairs?

>>214109992
corr scran

>>214110004
sorry I have a bf

>>214109962
without religion, we would have trannies a lot sooner

>>214109980
really? do you know why he hasn't been posting lately?

Pillboxes > Martello Towers

madagascar? I hardly knew 'er!

Struggling to wrap my head around this one lads

Poobert now then beard shave

>>214109980
handsome chap just as i expected

>>214109902 (OP)
amazing psot

>>214109992
the fabled dinner deal

>>214109971
Mad that they declined an island paradise

not a handsome man by any stretch of the imagination but every time I see a photo posted on here I think 'thank fuck I don't look like that'

Great idea this

>>214110160
I've posted my face on here before

>>214110178
not if you've got diarheara

>>214110160
I’m handsome it lets me get away with so much weird shit tbqh
I’m such a bizarre runt of a person

>Sean Connery played Gandhi
wtf lads

>>214110178
>you'll stay down here until i'm finished with you

>>214110206
Curtain is there for a reason

>>214110097
Could have easily disappeared in 10 minutes?

Thinking about women with skinny legs wearing pantyhose again. If the USA had skinny girls it truly would be heaven

>>214110178
what happens if heavy rubble falls on the hatch

im leaving you /brit/. im leaving you for /deustch/

that doesnt mean we still cant be amicable towards each other

>>214110184
hast thou a sex arse?

>>214110208
Post face

>>214110178
Can see the retarded schizos fucking up making these for customers and people getting trapped underground and dying, me

>>214110178
You have to watch them take a shit?

Genuinely pathetic display from Heatherpedo last thread, his mental illness is getting worse every day

You need help man seriously

>>214110231
who the fuck do you people think you are calling tights 'pantyhose' completely ludicrous

>>214110232
Door should open inwards yeah

>>214110208
understandable
I'm not handsome but I do have a deep voice and a total lack of concern for others' wellbeing
I think some women see that and then mistake my general autism for a more sinister aloofness, so they flirt a bit at least
makes it easier to pretend I'm normal

I accidentally posted my selfie on here once when I was meaning to post a picture of my food and I guess people thought it was one of those fake self doxx posts. Didn’t even get a single reply so I guess I look pretty average.

>>214110324
alri lewis

>>214110287
Do you go back and read every thread to seethe over his posts? You are so tapped it’s unreal

>>214110304
emmayank pictured here

>>214110324
oh i remember that
you're a right ugly cunt

Was close to posting a selfie when I was steaming drunk and I had the Brendan Fraser red eyes and everything, would've been memed to oblivion in a different reality

>>214110296
What if I open the door downwards and there's a big slab of concrete blocking the hole?

>>214110293
rude

weekends are basically like me sat in a waiting room killing time before toil starts again

2 dogs in the houses behind me have been barking almost non stop for several hours now
firmly believe it should be harder for people to own pets

>>214110296
*opens the doors and gets hit in the face with bricks*

And then one day, for no reason at all, he wanted to suck cock

I've been told I have a rare blood condition called methaemoglobinaemia

>>214110293
I'd skin you alive if you said that to me face

>>214110424
i thought methgoblin was what mousey is

have been tempted to do a vocaroo a few times when steaming but always bottle it

It’s so over lads

what if there was a big pile of poo on the hatch

lets get phillip schofield back on telly
he's been away too long

what's heavier, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks

I have never even once wanted to post my face here tbqh

anyone else find they are more sensitive to grim stuff the older you get?
hearing or seeing people get hurt and things like that affects me differently now
probably my t level droping

>>214110493
Romans, countrymen

>>214110465
>uhhh it's because he gives strong handshakes

>>214110506
I actually hate people more and feel more likely to commit horrible acts if I could only find a way not to get caught

>>214109902 (OP)
Jesus didn't look like that btw

>>214110498
FONT

fuck it I'll get a curry in

>>214110362
No I just casually observed him calling out for his boyfriend in vain when I checked on the thread periodically

posted my hairline here once, gave everyone a good laugh

>Absolutely smash leg day
>eat my 170gs of protein
>can only sleep for 5 hours so its all for nothing
Fuck it I give up

>>214109980
Is it really?

>>214110581
Bodyberg extracts its toil one way or another

>>214110493
rorke ripping into deano in his smeggy bedroom
deano laughing at it as it makes its way onto his X feed before selecting options on his new 420d m pack that he got a killer finance deal on

posted my comedy set here once, gave everyone a good laugh

>>214110506
not really but i'm not excited by gore/rekt threads anymore which is good

>>214110542
I'm normal because I follow internet privacy 101 is it? righto then freak

might go back to bed. hopefully i wont have those nightmares this time

Leftypol clattering away about his gay fantasies between Rorke and deano

>>214110320
ktim
my general vibe is just not caring about anyone or anything because I'm dead inside but my colleagues perceive this as just me being very laid back and chill, it's getting to the point where I'm starting to get imposter syndrome

Is 22 too old to get name on the back

>>214110629
Also known as “selfies”

kasia wall dildo wank

(8) i want a whale cock like moby dick (8)

>>214110424
I have thalassemia
Have to take iron supplements me

rorke taking 50% unavoidable damage

my only regret is that I have boneitis

I have been told I have a rare mental health condition called being an unlovable spastic

get a scribble game going then
got fuck all else going on haven't we

>>214110662
No. 22 is when too old to be wearing any other man's name on your back, especially Ngubu

>>214110740
Oh shit blud it’s caturday

>>214110745
>we
nah m8

116,656 mobile phones were stolen in London last year, or 320 every single day, but only 169 suspects were charged. Experts say 10% of offenders commit half of all crimes, pointing to "career criminals" as the problem.

10 minutes until beer time :D

>>214110793
Reckon a strange number of SIM cards go missing in the Glasgow region as well

>>214110857
rorkeychops and leftypops

Won’t someone please think about the Gherkin and the mandem?

My thalassemia makes me immune to malaria

>>214110874
wouldn't even feed that shite to pigeons

>this is England tv show
>black guy impregnates white guy’s fiancee
>he’s ok with it
what did they mean by this lads

i'll do it my fucking self then i suppose
https://skribbl.io/?6yCs2Utd
https://skribbl.io/?6yCs2Utd
https://skribbl.io/?6yCs2Utd

>>214110874
can't eat bread me

>>214110929
Don't know but I bet you're about to tell us

>>214110758
:(

poured me first 'sky of the evening

>>214110953
I wrote that without any nastiness or spite

>>214111000
Really?

>>214110942
ok nobody wants to play
my feelings are hurt but ok

>>214111013
No

love reading me
proper workout for the brain

>>214111046
I would but I'm in bed :/

>>214111058
Oh

>>214109902 (OP)
Good post this

>>214110465
looks like a packet of that cheap beef you find in morrisons

Stop telling me to be quiet

Ain't the head of the church the king?

Any of you lads played anything good lately?

>>214111145
Nah that's Elvis

>>214111111
guaranteed to be wasted

Fixed my sleep issues by avoiding food for several hours before bed, drinking loads of water and getting my cardio up.

>>214111145
It’s God and Jesus

if I got a girlfriend do you think she'd mind if I called her mummy

lucky bastard

>>214111167
where does blogposting like a boring bastard fit into that?

>>214111146
your mum's chebs

>>214111046
sorry lad i will play

>>214111181
just worry about getting a girlfriend first fella

>>214111191
Ooh you're hard

Was going to post a picture of a child and greentext >>214111146 implying that video games are for children but Gingernonce has ruined that. Gingernonce has ruined everything.

>>214111183
She can still take him to court though

>>214111194
i'll try again at 9pm when everyones had their tea, and had a drink

>>214111191
Avoiding blue screens before bed probably helps too, at least getting off to sleep. I like to lie in bed while reading a book for up to an hour before I sleep.

>>214111233
okay
yay <3

>>214111215
a girl loved me actually, so there

>>214111233
sorry lad I missed it I'll play if you try again xx

Is this the end of /brit/?

>>214111272
Mum doesn’t count mate

Lying whores they're all lying whores I'll see to it they learn their lesson, I'll play the role they'll scream and have to call me daddy the whores the lying whores they're all lying little whores

I have an idea bros.

>British soap meets WWE
>Rough northern town, punch-ups and cat fights are a common occurrence
>The ring is set to match the storyline
>Main setting is the local pub, but sometimes there's outdoor events in the street
>Story excuses for eye-candy fights. E.g sweaty cat fights at the gym
>Even a butlins-sponsored holiday special where they're all in bikinis
>Absurd storylines turned into fights for the memes. Think Roy Cropper supermarket standoff, or local clown for-hire has had enough

>>214111304
The lawyer 4chan has is mates with JD Vance so the US might genuinely pressure Starmer to make an exception

bled out my ass on the bog earlier
now I've had a random 20 second nose bleed
seems fine now
any webmd connoisseurs able to chime in?

I live in Muswell Hill and it isn't posh.

>>214111304
They cant bully Americhad companies they can only build their own China style firewall. They already did it with Bitchute and others so it's possible but AmeriGODs wont bend in the land of the free and the home of the brave

Went to Japan and there were Indians everywhere. IT'S OVER.

>>214111353
Fuck off will they, it'll just be used as greater political leverage in some unseen negotiation. Ofcom will end up forcing ISPs to block the site and 4chan will retaliate by blocking British IPs

>>214111399
It’s Japanese

>>214111347
is that anna paquin and craig charles

>>214111378
viagra abuse

>>214111384
So what happens if youre outside but need to take a wee in a crowded panopticon shithole like this?

https://skribbl.io/?6yCs2Utd
https://skribbl.io/?6yCs2Utd
https://skribbl.io/?6yCs2Utd

>>214111384
what's the white %

>>214111399
if it's like other blocks they've had ISPs do it'll just be DNS-based, and anyone that doesn't change their default DNS deserves to have their internet wiped out anyway

>>214111413
Japan is our vassal state and our sex slave. They take orders like the soulless yellow monkeys they are, it's all theyre good for

Very concerning this lads

>>214111484
That sort of language is uncalled for

>>214111384
Most obvious photoshop

>>214111473
did i just spew vitriol at a random public game?
that's unfortunate

>>214110160
I look like a male lauren o'connell with a bit of conan o'brians fivehead. Not that surprising since I am scottish by ancestry of course.

Alri from Cornwall de lads had a pasty and a cider didn't I

>>214111476
About 65%

>>214111557
but where are you meant to piss here??

Absolutely fucking sick of this.

>>214111566
how do you feel about that?

>>214111577
They've got hills and trees and the people wont go mental if they catch you sipping up your fly i'd imagine

>Entirety of the Americas
>Entirety of sub-Saharan Africa
>Aboriginal Australia
>China, South East Asia
>India

Massive entire continents
Their accomplishments and contribution to humanity over tens of thousands of years of history? Absolutely fuck all.
Mental

>>214111645
>China
>Contributed fuck all

>>214111414
Never intended for anna paquin, but Craig Charles seemed the fitting choice to be commentator, as he has experience both being an actor in soaps, and commentating in stuff like Robot Wars.

Story-wise he's the regular at the pub who's been going for years and loves to take the piss out of the drama going on.

writhing like a salted worm in my incel loam

what the hell is this are they going to take my chans away
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq68j5g2nr1o

predict it will take only 3 days until open incel rebellion in the streets if 4chan is banned by ofcom. feel VERY unsafe.

>>214111685
oh yea forgot they invented the spring roll and fireworks

>>214111741
and gumpowder

wish we still had 24 hour supermarkets

>>214111765
love a bit of wrigley's dust me

>>214111757
haha

>2028
>Muslim uprising in Britain
>like everyone else on /int/, shitposting about it
>live on news, Muslims storm Buckingham palace and behead the king
>shitposting intensifies
>gradually, fewer and fewer British posters
>feels like I'm the last British poster on 4chan left
>hear a Muslim mob approach my home

just in the gold saucer aren't it

Last night i dreamt that i was invited to dinner by King Charles with my whole family and we all had a cheerful good time

>>214111717
haha

>>214111804
huh?

>>214111757
ckin ell I remember playing a wrestling game on the PS2 and it was a broken piece of shit back then
nothing changed I see

>>214111807
lol troonal troontasy xiv

>>214111724
>4chan has often been at the heart of online controversies in its 22 years, including misogynistic campaigns and conspiracy theories. Users are anonymous, which can often lead to extreme content being posted.
Obviously not about protecting the children is it. It's about silencing anyone who dares to have their own voice.

>>214111807
never liked the look of this game

Dollymong

>>214111881
see worse on X nowadays

Looking for a new sim company does any know which don’t block 4chan on 4g I know EE does

>>214111881
What about the loli threads on /b/ and rape threads?

>>214111881
Another one-sided BBC hit piece today.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce87rer52k3o

Mousey would've bloody loved this thread

Eating poo as is my right and prerogative

Dollymong

>>214111990
Straight from the udder?

and you don’t seem to understand

Shalom, my fellow Jews

my local chippie

>>214111872
My pound of flesh, no more no less

Greeno Eats
official Statement on Him ..

He Is No Longer In My Stories
Any more ..

Not a Fan of His Videos

Copies Gary Eats
mannerisms ..

Gary Eats is Ok !! let`s
give it A go !!

>>214112090
Good

>>214112056
Alright
>>214112085
Why not though

>>214112075
ok get me a grande matcha creme frappuccino ta

any suicide method googling man in

Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a Negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.

>>214112075
Didn't know fish had their own restaurants

did DMT for the first time on Thursday and my entire trip was just me at the supermarket. like that was it, i was buying groceries

>>214112090
what's your opinion on rate my takeaway

>>214112151
How about YOU leave your rancid bedroom instead of demanding others do

Went to an old man pub and they all turned around and looked at me when I entered.

>>214112140
what do you mean by suicide method

>>214112187
Reckon they'd never seen a grown man bring a body pillow into their pub before

>>214112160
yay!

Seen this picture a few times now but I've only just now noticed the board at the back with the map of Africa.

Paprika is becoming my favourite spice love the smoked stuff

anyone want to request a picture of a location in muswell hill?
my camera is a bit shit but I'll give it a go

>>214112277
Your mum's bedroom

>>214112244
This is such a white post

No one gives a fuck about where you are, give it a fucking rest.

>>214112277
are the muslims well in muswell hill

I put smoked paprika in my chili
sometimes I put it on my roast potatoes
I can put it on any food I like if I want to

>>214112301
Debbie downer

There's no distance too far to travel to get my hands on my trending Instagram pastries.

Debbie spastic

>>214112216
Arise, young Rorke. Reclaim your birthright. The old gods are with you...

She's coming...

>>214112277
the clissold arms 105 fortis green

>>214112342
Don't make fun, it could happen to you

>>214112342
erm it's 2025 mate, we don't use that offensive term any more. call them mongs please

cheers rorke mate

Anyone going to be at the Millennium Dome tomorrow to watch the wrestling?

>>214112394
no mate, i'm not 12

>>214112187
Yh, like an adventurer seeking shelter from a storm in a hp lovecraft story. Stumbling into an inn and realise the storm is a better bed mate.

>>214112296
you are a very ignorant person

>>214112216
you've got enough white people right here rorke

>>214112375
ok I'll walk there now

>putting away my shopping at Tesco
>angry, potentially drunk/coked up deano behind me: "get a move on mate"
>pretend to not hear him and continue taking my time, maybe even put my shopping away even slower

might build an electric chair to kill myself with

>>214112407
Didn't ask how old you are

>>214112431
cheer up mate

>>214112423
what do you mean putting it away?

>>214112431
why don't you become a shahid

sucking a risky evening coffee

>>214112431
They might sell them at Maplins mate

>>214112463
at this hour are you bloody mental

post a pic of some innocent weans to cry about your schizo race war. get a life rorke

>>214112448
bagging it after paying

the key to inner peace and happiness is to let things be
do not interfere

>>214112421
How about now?

>>214112463
I need coffee to sleep

>>214112407
>"This anon refers to the famous arena in Greenwich as the Millenium Dome"
>"I think I'll mock them for being 12"
I remain not done. You cannot say you did not have the opportunity.

>>214112448
he was putting it away into the shopping chute, the other end of which is in your car boot
this is a very common practice in the UK

I'm a muswell hillbilly boy
but my heart lies in old west virginia

>>214112480
i'm off the fucking rails mate. bonkers if you will

>>214112508
Utterly bizarre cultural practice.

>>214112431
this is your one chance to go out in grand fashion and you want to shock yourself in chair?

>>214112540
Do they not have dancing in Ireland?

It Supertramp Saturday

https://youtu.be/7fdAFmtq-o8?si=mG7UiPt3t0IUAyqv

>>214112504
you have a very fanciful imagination don't you

>>214112558
I meant cheerleading, you spackie retard mong.

>>214112578
No need to sign your posts

>>214112578
Riled

Do Irish mothers really look like this?

>>214112508
genuinely unironically quite brave to do this wouldve thought hes inviting a beating here (not that he deserves it (but it is stupid and gay))

>get invited to an art group
>the invite has ai art on it
Fuck that.

Dont think im gonna browse reddit anymore

Dubs decides the evening wank

>>214112668
Fucks sake Dylan

>>214112609
Stay away from our women you soulless bug

>>214112609
We carted away a large percentage so you have to be lucky. The thick oger looking types were more difficulty to carry so thats the most common type of celtic lass you'll find today.

>>214112668
done him

Saved this picture a couple of years ago and haven't the foggiest idea why

Got the Bowden speeches on

>>214112628
This is my favorite store in Dublin: https://www.thelibraryproject.ie/; I visited it many times. You should check it out

>There are 2115 species of Barnacle

that is mental
why would allah bother creating so many

>>214112794
fuck off to /r9k/ with your dull unfunny incel witterings

>>214112798
>>214112798
>>214112798

>>214112794
allahs not real mate

Time for din dins

>>214112519
i went to the same secondary school as the kinks

>>214112814
Then why can't the witches defeat him

>>214112785
that's very good thank you
now you must go inside and take close up pics of every photo of the kinks on the walls and post them here so that I may download them

>>214112838
was it nice? or was it like this?

NEW

>>214112870
>>214112870
>>214112870