Thread 214114094

I'm wish-granting tunisianon!
I will grant you ONE international wish, you can wish for ANYTHING! (as long as it remains international)
What will your wish be, anon?

Note: Israeli posters don't get a wish, the word naughty doesn't begin to describe them, hell, even pure undiluted evil falls short.

>>214114094 (OP)
A Jewish gf with massive jugs

>>214114122
You don't care how hooked her nose is or how receding for forehead is? I can give her such a flat ass her Center of Balance will be outside her body and she wouldn't be able to stand.

Hmmm. I wish I knew what to wish for

>>214114336
The more yid looking, the better.

I wish for Greater Israel to swallow Tunisia and remove you from this board.

I wish for world peace in every country except the most hated one

>>214114094 (OP)
i wish for something to happen in my country
please make it happen my fairy allah mother

>>214114619
I wish for this dude to beomce my concubine

>>214114094 (OP)
i want an American greencard

>>214114094 (OP)
I wish for Israeli poster to get their wish :)

>>214114094 (OP)
I want the first girl I've ever fallen in love with to move back to Italy with me and love me forever
O algo

>>214114094 (OP)
I wish all nafris disappeared

>>214114865
Done! Your wish is my command! I made all nafris disappear for 0.000000000001 seconds anythen reappear, that's your one wish gone, I hope it was worth it.

>>214114923
Pointless scamming n*froid fairy

>>214114094 (OP)
I wish a get a kind, pretty girlfriend that loves me. Please and thank you :3

I wish for Mexico's fertility rate to decline by 0.01.

>>214115009
No need for slander, Marius, I'm a ginnie, the fuck else did you expect?? If you leave the wish too vague and up for interpretation naturally I'll turn it against you and outwit you for my own amusement, the house always wins.
If you want to get your wish's worth write down a contract with the help of a legal lawyer. Look I'll give you an example.
>>214115015
Congratulations, you got This girlfriend of yours, she's the ugliest aboriginal woman in Australia, fly to the middle of the Aussie desert and go look for her.

>>214115194
I asked for a pretty girlfriend. Not an ugly one. This is a rip-off!

>>214114094 (OP)
Fire all international ibms on my location

>>214115271
True beauty is in the heart, anon.

>>214115280
Done, they all get set off to directly hit your location but all malfunctioned and never made it anywhere.

>>214115297
Nuh-uh

>>214115359
Yah-huh, tough luck pal, that's your one wish gone, on the bright side it was a learning experience, wasn't it?

Jeets go fucking extinct this very instant, and only jeets, not any other race.

>>214115424
I'm on break

>>214115517
Alright, get to it when you finish buddy.

>>214115550
I laud your philanthropism.

>>214114789
I wish that this guy does not have an American greencard.

I wish this was real

>>214118444
... Why're you such an asshole? :|
Poor Frenchie