Thread 214116088

oreos and warm milk edition

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Diarrhea of a wimpy kid

>Burbank police have re-arrested Calese Carron Crowder, 38, after a report of yet another “butt-sniffing” incident inside a store in Burbank, officials confirmed to KTLA on Friday.

This guy again kek

Is it Gavin Newscum or Ocasio Cortez who will be against JD Vance in 2028?

reading some heavy literature

>>214116126
he looks like he should have been deported 10 times already

I made Alamo christmas tree ornament so that y'all can remember the Alamo even on christmas

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>214116200
Neat, nice work!

>>214116209
i'm drinking non-alcoholic beer

Met this young activist guy and he just seemed completely insane. Like he was bouncing between internet topics like they were being beamed into his brain from another planet. "People can say retard unless it makes you look bad. Then you shouldn't say it." I was doing or saying nothing to draw this kind of thing out of him. It was like he was being struck by lightning and every time it happened his hair would stand on end and something from the internet would occur to him. This guy was like 19. Young people are just completely fried, I strongly suspect that an in-person conversation with any of you would be much more coherent

>>214116247
enjoy

>>214116214
Thanks senpai, I stole the idea from King of the Hill

Forgive me father for I have simped

>>214116286
>Met this young activist guy and he just seemed completely insane
all of them are. their parents are also insane I guarantee.

watchin destiny

society is really just one big simp indoctrination machine

>>214116324
same

I'm convinced they filtered his eyes bluer or something

Brent Hinds died in a motorcycle wreck. Here's to his memory
https://youtu.be/TsdIO8RHMTc?si=ySRkJvOXWJwzW6Q0

>>214116386
are they juggalos?

what do i feel like gooning to today? lets weigh in our options

Hollywood's attempt to reconnect with GenZ man will be Jelly Roll style whining about how hard it is to be a man/fat piece of shit/heroin addict and anyone who buys a ticket deserves The Gas

>>214116467
No. They like to do kooky shit in their music videos, though. Or did anyway

We just need a second popular culture for people who find complaining repellent

>>214116481
futa is always on the table

im bored

>>214116553
are you a juggalo?

>>214116286
>This guy was like 19. Young people are just completely fried
I've noticed this a lot online
zoomers have this tendency to respond to a topic by addressing everything but the actual topic
they'll give anecdotes and relate tangentially relevant information but not the core of it

about to poo

Who the only nigga in the club with the toolio?

>>214116689
Yes. It's like they here something and then random neurons fire and they vomit up something completely random. Whatever you say to them has only a modest impact on what they're going to talk about next.

watching deathmatch wrestling

>>214116773
this is true anyways skibidi toilet minecraft streamers fartnite tok

just poo'd

Millennials are the worst generation to ever exist.

A post-liberal is vice president of the United States and I firmly believe the worst is over

>>214116680
No. I don't even like hip hop or faygo

>>214116889
Was supposed to be private. Fuck whoever screenshotted it

Cracker Barrel was founded by Southerners who enjoyed pretending to be Westerners even though they had only seen it on Television

>>214116889
explain

Analagously: A bunch of Englishmen build an American diner but then sit around and riff "yep. this is how things used to be". Absolutely blinkered

More Asbestos

>>214116889
she looks weird

what's so wrong about wanting a better life in america
it's exactly what your parents/grandparents/ancestors wanted as well

>>214117169
you are indian

>>214117177
because american citizens can barely afford life in america
we should not compromise our people for the people of other countries

>>214117169
she does look kind of weird doesn't...she

>>214117177
What's so wrong with Actual Americans wanting a better life in America?? Our land, cities and money aren't a homeless shelter for the worlds savages.

>>214117177
It's wrong because brown people make chuds seethe

Good morning
Just uninstalled one of my gachas.

We could end immigration tomorrow by devaluing the dollar such that $10 is no longer a rent payment for their family back in Venezuela. It's weird nobody talks about this. You might have to give up your Japanese toys THOUGH

>>214117338
if you transitioned, i could marry you

>>214117359
yeah let's just make our currency worthless
you should be an economist

He got so much pussy he went insane

>Americans work their asses off creating a superpower out of a wild land with nothing on it
>instead of doing the same in their home country, every brownoid seethes with envy and claims they have a "right" to a "better life" in the country you and your ancestors built

The future of humanity depends on white people telling low IQ browns to fuck off.

>>214117379
Yes.
Import a television? No. Buy one from a thriving, healthy American town.
Import a worker? No. Buy the time and labor of a thriving, healthy American citizen

It's the only way to fight the rot economy. A lot of people are going to be wiped out but they have to be, the thing they're doing (email jobs) is morally repellent

>>214117360
No you wouldn't.....

Why didn’t the colonists just make their own country better?

>>214117460
no I fully agree man
we should devalue our currency and then we can do what zimbabwe did and just straight up abandon it for a replacement and then abandon the replacement for a replacement
brilliant

>>214117484
i would

>>214117485
they were already good countries.

>>214117485
They were, colonists were part of an empire. The pilgrims were crazy christfags.

if jason and i got married, would you all attend our wedding?

>>214117587
only if I can be a bridesmaid

>>214117587
I would unironically

>>214117587
only to strangle the life out of jason and then post pictures of his corpse to r/chiraqology

>>214117606
sure thing

Ample bosom

>>214117587
Yeah actually

>>214117610
go back to red.dit

My grandfather was apparently a prominent sheep farmer of wyoming

hate faggots more than I hate women and I really hate women

>>214117610
by then jason would be a cute trans fella with massive tits

>>214117639
did he ever put cream on his wyoming

I could heem any one of you, but I choose not to

>>214117639
did you not know your grandfather?

I wish a nigga would

>>214117637
quiet down ytboi a real nigga is speaking

>>214117653
>cute
30 year old man who lives with his parents and calls himself samantha is not cute

>>214117670
**slaps you real hard**

>>214117670
*beats u up*

If Jason looked like this you'd all be nicer to him.

>>214116889
Quirk chungus thots are mentally retarded, but its good because you can if you follow along you can end up manipulating them and get to fuck them

>>214117688
what if he transitioned?

yeah but he doesn't
he just thinks he does because he's mentally ill

>>214117746
then he'd go from a 30 y/o failure to a 30 y/o dickless failure

>>214117724
true but that guy who hated spinny would also sperg out constantly on jason

>>214117724
jason has got to be the most baby middle-aged nazi i've ever known

>>214117359
our entire economy is built on our currency holding value, it's really the only thing propping us up at this point
do i think that's how it should be? no, but it is what it is.

>>214117724
Yeah, I'd smack his ass and slide my finger over his slit while pulling my hand away and then sniff it
But this is all fantasy. He does NOT look like that

>>214117764
but by then he just needs to find prince charming

>>214117777
jason isn't a nazi, he's a brown pipo worshipper now that he's a tranny

>>214117764
he's already pushing 40

>>214117688
need mo money fo dem leg progrums

We don’t use the r slur here

Who can fart the loudest

>>214117620
ooo cute I wonder what kind of dress and cock cage jason will choose for us to wear!

>>214117798
he needs to find god or a way out

>>214117829
you need small legs to hawk ur opps down and stand over them

Watching Wonder Woman on TV
Gal Gadot finna hot asf…

>>214117818
this. Jason's like 39, not 29. he's a sex offender which is why he can't work, no one will hire him.

>>214117848
Your mama with that big fat ass of hers

>>214117854
>god
>jason

>>214117861
wrong Jason's 63 and a rich anime streamer that's why he doesn't work and eats steak for every meal

>>214117854
he reminds me of that kid who got eaten by piranhas and when they retrieved him from the river he was just pure skeltal

went to the junk yard with dadberg while it was raining hard outside and it was kino

>>214117672
No. He was born in 1889 died in '56. He conceived my father when he was 66

Currently watching Asmongold but only ironically so it's fine

>>214117889
dem some hungry mofos

your time is coming to an end germanic milk drinker.

>>214117915
based, that will be a memory you hold into old age. what did you get at the junk yard?

>>214117876
it's never too late to turn to christ o algo
idk I never did it but that faggot needs some kind of salvation

>>214117929
He’s 35

>>214117932
lasagna

>>214117942
OK so he's almost an adult

>>214117848
oh not me. i'm so skinny i have barely any ass cheek to reverberate and i have bile issues, so if i strained to try, there's a good chance my pants will end up looking like i broke a hi-lighter pen in the seat.

shit I did not need to know award

>>214117932
jason is the least self reflective person

>>214117998
your ass sounds tragic

>>214116290
thank you anon. i hope you enjoyed your cuppa as well

boutta get my goon on

do u like elephants

>>214118178
Imagine her and the elephant doing you know what

summer is almost over and then it's 6 months of gay miserable grey cold winter and suffering

>>214118192
maybe you should get rich so you can be a snowbird

>>214118178
im in indifferent

>>214118192
just come to brazil

My grandma came to visit us but I’m like super high lol

>>214118192
can't wait

>BREAKING - The petition demanding a reduced or commuted sentence for the Indian who crushed three people in Florida with a semi-truck has reached 1.2 million signatures, not even 10 hours after hitting 500,000.
kinda starting to think these "pipo" aren't compatible with us...kinda maybe

>>214118233
literally me

>>214118208
I could easily afford to leave Canada for the winter and live in a warm place, but my job requires me to be here in Canada. I guess I'm not rich enough.

Im going to play that mine game but not give into greed chase and stack pennies until I make more than my wage and call work and tell them to go fuck themselves.
I made 20 yurobucks already

I feel a little bad for him but the fact is that he has to be gone for any reason. It would be a disaster for this guy to tour the country pumping his fist and yelling about La Migra and telling Hispanics that they don't have to be scared. If they run completely out of options and he's about to be home in Nashville they should just arrange for a car he's in to explode

>>214118061
i wouldn't wish it on anyone. my girlfriend is constipated, and i'm *jealous*

>>214118303
get a new jerb

>>214118270
It's Pewdiepie vs. T-series all over again, jeets are just using bots/sock puppets/drones to sign the petition.

The only possible alternative is that there's close to a million illegal jeets who feel they're entitled to crush American citizens to death with 80,000lbs trucks.

Honestly 50/50 on this one.

>>214118192
the greyness is coming back, and the rain isn't far away

>>214118178
They're cool.

unbearable heat ending soon and 6 months of great weather coming up

Im alone on a saturday night

>>214118341
I think I need to find a way so that I don't need to have a job, that's the key. Gotta invest in some skills and gear that will let me do one last job, then I never have to work again.

bout to weed up

>>214118370
>Honestly 50/50 on this one.
I'm betting most of the jeets are real people. jeets are insanely protective of each other it's honestly nuts why they care so much

>>214118428
Tribalism and racism combined with a severe inferiority complex. Despite adhering to a stringest caste system whereby they look down on one another, they all genuinely feel the lowliest of jeets is still better than a white man. It's delusion beyond comprehension; they are incompatible with the civilized ways of the modern world and must be cast out from it as soon as possible to avoid further damage.

>>214118401
or just buy a nice jacket

In 2017 this was Indian's biggest problem and not being internationally famous for rape and scamming

>>214118476
I have many, I just grow tired of clearing snow from my driveway.

THAT BEING SAID, I am in the market for a new snowblower this year so maybe I can try to find some Hank Hill-esque way to make it seem fun. Been trying my hardest to find a snowblower that's 100% made in America but it seems impossible in 2025; the best I can source are those assembled in America using global parts.

The junk hauler guys I hired to remove some old furniture the other day were excellent. It was a giant white guy with a tattoo on the back of his head and a medium sized korean guy. Very good service. The white guy picked up my old dresser by himself and carried it out on his shoulder.

If your cultures default moral compass is

"You're stupid for being trusting; im smarter than you because i take advantage you"

That's about a strong an argument you can make for moral inferiority and total incompatibility with 1st world civilization

New torture idea: whack the victim with a weedwhacker.
Cuts will be shallow at worst, but it would really hurt.

>>214118565
Amazing. I assume you didn't allow them to come into your house per se, but rather picked up the items from the driveway?

>>214118310
Why not gamble with stocks instead?

>>214116884
>Cute Barrel
I like it

>>214118192
it’s so fucking over for solarchads

When I exercise in the morning and then stay sedentary throughout the day, I feel more tired and hungry than when I exercise in the morning and then stay moving throughout the day

business idea: cum barrel

>>214118804
shake that booty for me!

It's one of those hot and humid days where you just hang out in shorts with no shirt and no underwear

In Mexico, businesses have to pay a tax called ISR. Letters that remind me of something.

have gotten 2 calls in the past 5 minutes
don't like this one bit

>>214118860
hola pendejo

got cucked again today, shall i greentext

>>214118808
Got you covered

>>214118786
The winter really does cuck us here, they use it to justify spraying the roads with liquid salt to rot our vehicles and force us to buy nu-cars.

>>214118703
it's very dificult in france if you dont have access to american brokers derivatives tools. Here every contract is kiked to have the expiration dates and strike prices to be exactly what you dont want it to be

Make no mistake: if I connect, I can put out ANYONE

you can't refute this

>>214118920
whose /cum/ is in there?

>>214118978
Every mistake should be punished by DEATH!

>>214118964
more like you put out for anyone, slut.

>>214118954
Drench undercarriage with an lanolin based spray once ever 1-2 years and you will not have rust problem even in salt coated roads 8 months of the year. Use paint pen on rock chips so water doesn't weasel in to your panels that way.

I'm starting to understand why j00s hate the goyim. The goylem is a retarded creature.

>>214118978
This poster forgot the praying hand emoji

>>214119108
Not hate but they are very cattle-like. You can slaughter and extort them and they'll be very grateful to you

I admit I've made mistakes

>>214119085
That's good advice if I've bought a vehicle brand new and can prevent it from Day 1. Bought my cars used, the newest one I've owned was 5 years old and by that time it's semi-over.

Honestly wanted to buy a new one but everything everyone makes now is faggot shit, shant be spending $70k on a truck made like dogshit or an SUV with an exploding turbo engine. Not to mention tablet dashboards and safety garbage gimping every car + CVT transmissions jfc make it stop anon.

They're fuckin wilin out

>>214118370
they're real, there are just that many of them.

A random bumfuck flyover state in india will have a population of 200 million

>>214119237
I saw something recently where a Chinaman was claiming we could depopulate India within 48 hours. Very interested to know if this is feasible and how I can help.

>>214119078
Not hot, nasty actually and not in a hot way.

>>214119218
Indians fighting with Pakis is hilarious, because the entirety of the world doesn't bother with any distinction. They're all the same thing to civilized lands.

Whiskey then beer never fear
beer then whiskey very risky

The older I get, the more I like the idea of living in a small town in the middle of nowhere. The smaller, the better.

>>214119078
sexy

>>214119490
whiskey makes me irritable if i drink enough of it on its own. if i mix it with something i'm usually fine. getting blitzed on beer never makes me nasty or irritable though, i'm always chill and fun.

there are multiple times a day where I just lay on my floor and rest

>>214119490
as I got older this stopped being an issue for me...probably cause I'd drank way too much or something idk.

liquor before beer? in the clear
beer before liquor? never been sicker

I don't need homies I need money and pussy

I remember when I first started driving and commuting to work, I was such a bad road rager. Everyone made me mad and I'd constantly be flipping people off and looking for reasons to be upset. I was such a fucking retard when I was in my early 20s.

I wonder if zoomoids have rage issues or if you guys are all zonked out on pills and weed gummies to a point that nothing bothers you.

>>214119289
i just thank god they're not allies.
india wanted to team up post ww2 but mao ze dongtard invaded north india for no reason and got them to hate each other

>>214119610
think most zoomers are too scared to drive, which to be fair with the amount of jeets around running people over is probably more fair of a concern than I'd NORMALLY allow

JD will make India the 51th state.

>>214119491
There are also people in small towns so it's the same shit, just to a smaller degree. Also the people are much more hard-headed about certain things.

>>214119625
Based commie shitdisturber dabbing on the jeetoids. Even he knew they were lesser beings.

>>214119610
>I wonder if zoomoids have rage issues or if you guys are all zonked out on pills and weed gummies to a point that nothing bothers you.
You can 1000% still experience rage while high

>>214119625
They're pissed right now Trump took credit for stopping the dustup with Pakistan so they are publicly blowing kisses to China

JD's squaw ain't too hard on the eyes, but making a litter of mongrels with her is unacceptable

>>>/v/718876175
made one

>>214119731
skill issue

>>214119745
fuck you.

>>214117929
we dropped off some bicycles and an old lawn mower
>>214117942
im 24

silksong is the only game i've been even slightly excited for in a long time

momberg ordered me card sleeves from amazon

>>214119811
for cards?
put them in soft plastic, I call them penny bags, then the hard cord holder

he's sick

>>214116088 (OP)
how dare you, I would NEVER drink warm milk

>go to store to get groceries
>boy scouts selling popcorn out front
>remember being a bear scout and feel like helping a kid get a badge or go on a trip
>20 fucking dollars for a single bag of popcorn the size of a bag of chips

>>214119968
bidenflation even ruining the "scouts"

>>214119968
girl scouts have cookies, boy scouts should sell jerky

>>214120031
why

>>214120023
girl scout cookies is a really good strain

If gayson looked like this, you guys would treat her better

>>214119859
i dont know anything about sleeving cards i just have a very rare card that i want to protect

>>214120151
fall off the bone

>go to bs job interview
>ask random guy where to go
>puts on a salty face, starts looking me up and down
>gets all defensive like we are arguing or something
>"they didn't tell me anything no"
>show him a email confirming everything
>"well no this doesn't confirm anything"
>he hogs my phone and starts going through my emails
>get my phone back
>"oh wait yeah you're right let me see again"
>stare at him judgmentally
>woman interviewer eventually comes and takes me away from guy
>find out the guy is just a regularfag who sucks up to the manager
retards everywhere.

came into a small dish since I had no laundry to cum into and left it out overnight and now it seems a microscopic civilization has sprouted from it, still it's stinking up the room so bye bye they go

>>214120186
I love that he keeps going.

>>214120158
her name is phoebe doe

>>214120241
Bro don't throw that out that's free penicillin

>>214120158
She and I are both French.

>>214120158
>wHat nO pUsSy dOeS tO a NiGgA
Insane what a bag of meat with a pussy does to a mf

Filipinos are so powerful

>>214120060
I wish he could see how many people miss him

>she
dohohoho

someone post that pic of the chud and the tranny who tells him "you can keep your dick after transitioning".

>>214120174
do not put it directly in the hard sleeve, they make soft plastic ones that it needs to go in first

if what you are getting is rigid, it's called a top loader, don't put the card directly in that, it must first be in a penny sleeve
just search "penny sleeves for cards"

I keep all my cards in ultra-pro sleeves

I'll call a shemale/crossdresser "she/her" but they're still male and I disavow trannies.

didnt ask

>>214120336
I know what you're talking about but I don't have it

genuinely how do people enjoy life when everything is designed to scam you and trick you

i just gooned

>>214120350
i got dragon shield sleeves is that fine?

it's 1:00 am should I grill some pork belly?

my neighbor might be an OF whore

>>214120587
you should fuck off and die

>>214120555
yep, they look fine, same thing
1st that, then the top loader hard sleeve

i need some pretty pussy and money i'm getting tired of this jacking off and smoking weed neet life

>>214120603
you live next to your mom?

drinking covfefe

>>214120603
Jack off

>>214120620
why
>>214120597
cute

>>214120587
that takes too long, dummy
you should have started it hours ago

>>214120633
yes

>>214120625
i dont have a hard sleeve right now would i be fine having just these for the time being?

>>214120603
a girl was doing chaturbate while he were in high school

>>214120692
why are euros so horny?

>>214120655
I just got home and I'm hungry, there's 3 eggs and some marinated pork belly/breast. It will take 20 mins, maybe grill is not the right term in america, rather do em in a cast iron.

>>214120734
everyone is horny including you

>>214120774
im not

the fuck is this ai shit on my youtube algo

>>214120790
are you older?

>>214120795
grim

>>214120811
older than?

thinking about playing runescape again

>>214120795
Yeah I’ve never had that happening so you must be on some fucked up feeder shit

>>214120865
im literally not i have no idea how i got this

>>214120848
than the average age for constant horniness, not trying to age shame or anything

>>214120917
idk but im low t

gonna get breast reduction surgery

>>214120942
you did bloodwork?

jersey mikes clubmikes way with a chocolate chip cookie

>>214120957
manboob boy

>>214120991
no but i see the signs

its shocking how ugly i get when i let my beard grow out

>>214121033
you should get that checked out, low t is not just about libido...

why dont we have a self sufficient cum refuge in the woods of oklahoma, i'm sure if he pull all our skills and resources we can make it out there

>>214120603
I’m like 99% sure the girl I dated in high school is an onlyfans whore now, but I can’t find her profile. After she graduated she moved to Miami, got tons of trashy tattoos, and now somehow has her own apartment downtown despite not working a formal job. It’s gotta be either onlyfans, stripper, or a vtuber.

I miss Terrone
I miss Mousey
I miss Mihai

>>214121164
use PimEyes face ID

>>214121021
Hello 2nd Icelandic anon! Do you know what happened to the other Icelandic guy who used to post in cum earlier this year?

>>214121224
Bro I’ve tried everything
I paid for a background check

You guys having fun talking to midget incels, pedophiles, indians and wetbacks?

>>214121238
>I paid for a background check
top kek
Why?

>>214121164
grim world bud

>>214121179
>Mousey
He was here two days ago and had a melty.

>>214121242
>midget incels
i feel called out

turns out the greatest marathoner on earth is just a kenyan hunter gatherer who been chasing gazelles in the savana for generations while wypipo were running around for fun

>>214121254
That’s how I found out she has no formal employment, which confirmed my suspicions that she’s making a considerable amount of money through some other means. The apartment she has in Miami is easily over $2500 a month and she keeps buying more tattoos and anime shit on top of that. Her parents aren’t wealthy either.

I should have just lied to my coworker and said I have a girlfriend because now he brings up that I don't at every chance he gets. The problem is I'm not sure yes would have been convincing

>>214121260
Porn production and distribution is illegal in Bulgaria I'm not sure about Only Fans tho, I guess Chaturbate is allowed...

>>214121344
Just tell him to stop talking about it!

>>214121329
No I mean why do you care? Were you recently in high school?

>>214121344
they can 100% tell you are a virgin incel and everyone is laughing at you

holy fuck this pizza is greasy, feel my veins clogging up

>>214121179
You guys get the /brit/ personas here?
-Mihai was cool doe I heckin' love LOTR-

>>214121270
We love our mousey melties don’t we folks

>>214121416
not cool bro

>>214121495
Most of you guys have filtered British flags because of him.

>>214121521
Filtering is gay doe

>>214121520
truth nukes arent cool

>>214121443
I was debating getting costco pidser for lunch earlier today but I knew I was gonna get that exact feeling so I had a jacket potato instead

should i eat more puffcorn

>>214121559
no you just want to be mean for no reason

my life is just one giant humifaction ritual

why does everyone leave us

I’m stone cold. I’ve never felt the love of a woman in my life.

Woman who play video games are always the most untrustworthy whores you will ever meet

>>214121670
HELL YEAH

why did jason stop posting

the point of 4chan is to remain anonymous.

>>214121696
Because you're indian

get it made

>>214121402
She’s really hot now and has huge tits

Bake the new one, Goshy! We know how much you like it.

he won't bake cos he missed the early window

>>214121762
Oh well I understand completely lol.

>>214121762
name?

How
>I’m stone cold. I’ve never felt the love of a woman in my life.
Niggas be after they have to get off 4chan at 11pm (uh uh no reason)

>>214121323
*with modern shoes and nutrition and drugs. Yes.

please stop accusing me of being indian

>>214121826
>>214121826
NEW

>>214121830
you're sri lankan

+++ NEW +++
>>214121848
>>214121848
>>214121848

Whatever. I wish Goshy had made an early new.

i fed my plant seymour