Thread 214116965

pengland edition

>>214116965 (OP)
TAD

>>214116965 (OP)
For me it's number 4

>>214116965 (OP)
corrr the chebs on #21

Any hanging on by a thread man in

>>214118811
A hair's breadth

>>214118809
?

>>214118752
i’m from Missouri. i’m just a contrarian really (i’m still pretty chuddy) but i hate the mainstream chud culture potentially more than i hated wokeism

Miles has been reading the Turner Diaries.

>>214118826
why do you use such retarded language?
is it because you are in fact a retard?

>>214118811
yh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXDIjnjzXBs
tune
thank you britain

any other Ethnosocialists in?

>>214118849
as a professional mongologist, yes, he is

>>214118849
do you know what site you’re on you fucking mongoloid?

I've had a bottle of wine
Barocca and toast await me

Here we are. All the lads.

>>214116965 (OP)
arrest all women

Leftypol is so self-loathing!

>>214118890
ginger lass is peng

>>214118875
hahahahaha
oh you really are a dimwit aren't you

>>214118830
>>214118904
Your spambot is broken

how can women live with themselves with dignity knowing they get fucked, submissively letting someone have their way with them. that is literally their role in the act of sex. i would feel degraded and used.

the new south park season is actually pretty funny

>>214118904
this mong is going to get arrested as soon as he comes back to the uk

It shrinks my liver, doesn't it, Nat? It pickles my kidneys, yeah. But what it does it do to the mind? It tosses the sandbags overboard so the balloon can soar. Suddenly I'm above the ordinary. I'm competent. Extremely competent! I'm walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. I'm one of the great ones. I'm Michaelangelo, molding the beard of Moses. I'm Van Gogh painting pure sunlight. I'm Horowitz, playing the Emperor Concerto. I'm John Barrymore before the movies got him by the throat. I'm Jesse James and his two brothers, all three of them. I'm W. Shakespeare. And out there it's not Third Avenue any longer, it's the Nile, Nat. The Nile and down into the barge of Cleopatra.

>>214118945
>>214118933
>>214118875
>>214118849
>>214118826
yank
fat
mutt
shart
etc.

if I wanted to look at twitter I'd fucking go look at it wouldn't I?
get a fucking clue you boring wastes of space

>>214118900
why are u sad

>>214118904
completely braindead statement if you think about it for even one second

>>214118811
ktimmers

a shagger (me) awakens

>>214118969
hate my life and want to die

>>214118890
how is it a bar but doesnt have taps and has napkin holders and salt and pepper out like a diner and also run by a sailor using hot water tanks like a soup kitchen

why do people post pictures of this new ugly ass version of ariana grande all the time

>>214118963
i am neither fat nor a mutt

>>214118939
you're sick in the head
go live on an island with other men

>>214118908
I Support

flags !!

favourite Cyberpunk 2077 district?

been enjoying santo domingo a lot lately.

>>214118890
whats don draper and roger sterling doing there

>>214119001
Would shag my way to the top like the Chinese concubines of yore

>>214118988
get a fucking grip

>>214119000
what you are is a disgusting little underage cretin

>>214119000
I'm probably fatter than you m8. I really have no right to take jabs.

any deanomaxxing man in

>>214118939
cause it’s natural for them
never knew anything different and their bodies are designed for it
it’s why they’re incredibly picky, they can’t just let any man impregnate them, meanwhile the imperative for a man is to spread his seed so he will fuck anything that looks fertile if he could get away with it

>>214118999
it's all one bent tranny he's obsessed with ariana grande and carly jepsen

asked god to kill me last night but of course god is a gay cunt so i'm alive

is it a bit mental to order a bag of coke to just snort while i play games and watch porn by myself

>>214119043
made up

>>214119035
LITERALLY me

>>214119022
how

The incel theory of sexual domination and human female psychology

>>214119059
yes
coke is vile muck
you shouldn't be touching it

It feels like the UK is on the brink..

it's an absurd theory made up to suit perverts
to make them feel better about themselves

>>214119059
yeah little bit
had a leftover one and one I found on the ground burning a hole in my pocket so got some of the boys around and we went mental on it hahahaha get your mates round for a sess

>>214119053
He'll get his

>>214119073
state of it

>>214119104
seems legit to me

things are going to be different once im in my new place youll see. ill invite females round andeverything

>>214119087
everything that is white is good

>>214119077
not your husband how should I know

>>214119006
Weird the way all the left wing organisations are funded by the state, innit

Rorke with his mum

>>214118811
yep
unironically living like kingcobrajfs
it's only a matter of time now

>>214119161
its grim but i wouldn't mind a go on her
might be a bit down bad

>>214119161
My handsome boy before his A Level results day. Guess who's going off to uni!!!

nth for the gyaldem

heard a 42 year old man tell someone to "go touch grass" a few days ago and I shuddered and nearly gagged in response

hate the idea of the political spectrum and i’m not sure it even has any utility let alone real meaning

>>214119184
>might be a bit down bad
thats most men these days desu

>>214119144
let the shaggings commence

>>214116965 (OP)
would love to sniff 8's knickers after she's played a full 90 minutes and got really musky and sweaty while also thinking about bouncing on jungle bbc adding her juices to that mix

>>214119213
the utility is getting people to accept retarded shite that's obviously and objectively bad for them under the guise that the other team doesnt support it

>>214119073
state of that clobber

>>214119213
right wing bad
left wing bad
middle good
that’s all you need to know

on the cans

Friend on Steam just sent me screenshots of his Lara Croft nude mods

>>214119243
yeah i guess that’s why i hate it lol

>>214119253
>53▶
>File: 1755983778812929.jpg (3.75 MB, 3642x3022)
me in 14 hours

>>214119253
hey that’s me! :-)

Finding little point in trying to do anything when AI can do anything within seconds

Eating the lint out my pockets

>>214119073
I like your trousers

>>214119279
Does your life feel high?

cracked out a wank. wasnt really into it but sometimes you have to do it.

still fucking mentally screaming at the lindt chocolate seal

>>214119161
What's he up to these days

>>214119279
unzip it.

>>214116965 (OP)
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Where's greg? Worried about him..

>>214119311
yeah I know that feeling but I would like to find out what makes my great ones so great

>>214119311
Best post I've seen in years

power bottom national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gtsmdXkchA

his dad let him have a can of miller high life aw that's precious

>>214119305
thanks i cannot remember where i bought them
>>214119306
a little
>>214119342
done

for me it's dark souls 2

WANKAS WE SOCK EM (OI)
YA GYAL LOIK MY BOLLOKS (OI)
SHE FANCY MY NANDOS (OI)
SO OI PULL OUT MY BANDOS (OI)
Skrt up to ya flat got the musket (oi)
Free all my boys out the pen (oi)
I stay wit the ting call me Big Ben (oi)
SCISSORS WITH NO LOICENSE (OI)
YA NAN LOOKIN TO FOIGHT INNIT (OI)
I HOP IN WITH PAJEET, WE HITIN THE SKEET, DRIVE BY WIT NO GUNS ON LEFT SIDE OF THE STREET...

for me it’s yank holes 2

Goran?

>>214119379
good boy
now get your cock out

Physically, spiritually, mentally, I have given up

honestly we need to go full idf on brown people

adam barrett of chester is a paedophile

>>214119384
heads up to anyone about to click this, no one in the crowd kicks her in the cunt, there's no reason to watch

>>214119422
err…………….i don’t have one.

got the gary eats on
hes struggling with this spicy chicken

Exercise makes you lose testosterone

>>214119433
the incel defence force as it were

>>214119447
oh! ok

for me it's peroni in a glass bottle and a packet of mccoys sweet Thai chilli

skinny yardie goon administering a vex quicktap rn

rorke's bedroom

>>214119387
it's definitely the worst one though because of the shit boss runbacks, some awful areas and some shit mechanics. all of the base game bosses are pretty forgettable too

Never heard of a man who loves women's football as much as Keir Starmer. This isn't even performative at this point, he genuinely posts about the Lionesses more than most things in politics, he has a bizarre genuine passion for the sport.

>>214119470
defending the incells are you?

>>214119519
what the helly

>>214119452
next up, gary poos

>>214119505
comfy timmy chair
two neoliberal icons watching with timmy how cronem administering di quicktap x

>>214119516
for me it’s women’s tennis

>>214119387
umm

>>214119506
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kFo01GRhUvY

best music though

>>214119506
fkn boss rush gremlin go play dark souls 3 gremlin

>>214119431
why
tell me your story anon

anyone got any pics of hermione

>>214119519
urara... WON

how does catberg know when im about to be busy?
i can at my desk for ages doing arse all but the moment there's a plan she's in there on the keyboard, pulling the monitors down, pulling the headphones off my head
she's a nutter get her sectioned NOW

my favorite streamer's been outed as a paedo sex pest

what do i do now?

hungry thirsty horny

those who play that horse game should be put on the epstein list

>>214119619
QRD?

Soul of the lost, withdrawn from its vessel. Let strength be granted, so the world might be mended.
So the world might be mended.

ate loads of junk food and now im not as sleepy

>>214119584
Well there's the one where she's.....you know...... ;)

Drinking club soda

>>214119619
didn’t his son help out him or something. hate this liberal gimp

been on holiday in Turkey for 2 weeks and I’ve put on 7kg what the FUCK

>>214119633
you dont play horse in the UK? it's a fun outdoor activity

never played a resident evil game. they look reddit.

>>214119632
Wow does this girl have insta?

Professor Minerva McGonagall was fit in prisoner of azkaban

>>214119619
>watching streamers ever

professor irish diaspora

>>214119664
dangerous those all inclusives

>>214119581
I know a secret so deep and profound that I am doomed to live and die these coming years in obscurity. The people I have seen in this life are of that category higher and I the lower, and in ten to fifteen years provided I still live I will wish I wasn't: such is this secret, never to be believed before its time.

you lads ever used to play bum smacks?
One lad in goal, rest take penalties. For every shot the keeper saves, he gets to belt the ball as hard as he can at the penalty taker's arse while they're bent over.
sounds gay but it's not

think there might be something wrong with me lads. even drinking until I pass out doesn't bring me joy anymore and that was all I had left.

>>214119739
o_O

>>214119651
his son fucking hates him because destiny abandoned him to move across the country and fly out barely legal teens/virgins to pray upon. he only sees his dad 3-4 times a year
>>214119639
destiny likes fucking vulnerable young women (mentally ill, 18-20 year olds with no life experience, still living with their parents, virgins, etc). this time he got caught receiving cp from a 17 year old and sending her his porn in return.

Me?

Keith Relf

Yardbirds

>>214119664
how much for the full body hair plugs?

>>214119575
*mogs all your dark shite 2 bosses*

>>214119759
same
I gave up drinking few years ago and every day is miserable and boring
drinking only makes it worse

Does Britain have liminal spaces

>>214116965 (OP)
10 is clearly an actual boy

>>214119743
yes once when I was a kid I played with my neighbor who was a year younger than me and her older cousin who was visiting and was around middle school aged
I liked it when I lost and I had to bend over and he threw the ball at my bottom so then I kept losing on purpose and they didn't want to play anymore :(

night lads x

The Destiny Situation is Insane

>>214119814
yeah loads

>>214119743
used to play dicko after pe
if your knob was exposed it was fair game for any other lad to shout dicko and give your wilkins and nads a good slap

>>214119822
Good night Mr. Seal x

>>214119639
oh and he's getting sued by another streamer (19 at the time, new streamer, vulnerable) for making porn of them (consensually) but then sending it to other people without her permission. one of the people he sent the porn to was this 17 year old

>>214119814
yeah the entire midlands

Sir Keir Starmer

>>214119838
used to play a similar game with our PE teacher in the showers after sailing lessons

>>214119664
Fat mong

>>214119822
gn <3

>>214119759
been feeling that this evening. drinking isn't hitting the spot but I'm powering through

love the sound of rain on my car roof

>>214119812
didn't ask

>>214119867
bore off spaki you boring runt

Why do you guys drinking
I'm at home with tea and biscuits watching match of the day this is the life

hard to express just how little I give a shit about "streamer" drama
anyone who does care needs to get a life

Been productive today :) Might do the same tomorrow :) Also I learned to always do one thing that tomorrow me will thank past me for, so I bought tuna fish to make delicious tuna fish sandwiches tomorrow with :)

>>214119817
mong

>>214119926
ok unc

>>214119932
What's your recipe?

>>214116965 (OP)
10?

in the age of highly accessible pornography, everyone acts like a jeet online

>>214119919
mallard

>>214116965 (OP)
Redditors believe that our country being invaded 1000 years ago justifies uus being replaced by radical muslims

Tonight's scran

>>214119959
they've gypped you on that amount of kebab meat

>>214119959
literally just ordered this for £8 while my wife was out on a girl's night getting rambunctious on a nigger's willy

>>214119814
google cheadle

>>214119940
For now it's just regular tuna fish sandwiches, white bread, nothing else, tuna straight from cans with brine, I drain most of the brine but keep some to keep it juicy :)

8 quid pro quo

A kid in year 10 is playing in the premier league on his summer holidays

>>214119958
politics aside these fake edgy type subreddits are excruciating

>>214120009
Ew that sounds awful

>>214119959
Cor those flaps

>>214120009
revolting mate at least mix it with mayo

really like rouge lite games, very comfy for playing while listening to youtube

>>214119932
that's a good attitude lad. i might have to steal it. sick of hating myself

so the men kicked the ball this evening did they

>>214119959
Whats that in the bottom right?

>>214119937
how is unc and insult you child
is your life really that bland and boring you have to form these weird parasocial one sided relationships over the Internet with people who don't even know you exist? get a grip

>>214119919
got my knob out
looking up random ships on marine traffic
drinking gin

>>214120011
one of these days it's literally coming home

we domesticated pigeons just to abandon them when they were no longer any use to us

now they're trapped in our world where people are taught to consider them vermin, flying rats, while their genetics were selected over thousands of years to consider humans friends

Haven't washed my hands since I stick my finger up my bunghole this afternoon

>>214120080
calm down unc

>>214120029
>>214120042
Eventually I'll try mayo but will stick to what I know and like for now

>>214120046
I'm NEET and disabled so it's nice to make every day special

SK8 mentioned
NORF FC represent

lads I'm starting to think that the people that told me that I have inherent worth and I can make anything of my life if I set my mind to it and so on were telling me porkies

>>214120011
played rugby at a reasonable level and had one of the sons of a retired team mate play with us. He would have been like 17 and he was just a fucking freak, easily the best person the field against guys who have been playing longer than hes been alive. You see people like that and feel so fucking glad you didn't bother pursuing sport as a career because you just wouldn't have made it hahaha

>>214120080
>seething uncontrollably about complete bullshit
>”get a grip”
lol
lmao

>>214119279
KC lad!!

Uncle rorke, tell us the one about the trannies again

>how is unc and insult you child
>is your life really that bland and boring you have to form these weird parasocial one sided relationships over the Internet with people who don't even know you exist? get a grip

Thinking about that horrible tuna sandwich made me upset

getting a grip on

Come on I know most of you here are genuine uncs

>>214120110
Sold you down the river haven they, oh my days they've stitched you up good and proper

need a bf who's always reading wikipedia pages like deep sea underwater internet cables

>>214120138
What does that mean exactly?

if by unc you mean uncle ye I'm an uncle haha x

>>214120138
im 15 years old

sybau unc

>>214120168
SPAKIS GONNA GET YA

>>214120093
oooo err

drive fast uncle

>>214120130
sent that cunt to the geriatric ward

>>214120138
I'm an unc to 4 little nippers who all showed up after 2022

>>214120168
b&
newfag mong, even jokes about underage still get banned

>>214120110
Have you ever really tried once in your life?

Watch Alien Earth

back in my day we would take you cheeky little shits round back and slap the effin bejebus outta you
give yous a real good hiding

>>214120223
Uh, why?

>>214120211
they wont ban me because im 4chan staff

Back in my day you had to wait 900 seconds to post after ban evading

Another scone? Probably shouldn't. Probably will.

downed 2x700ml of gin in the form of gin and tonics over the course of today

did nothing but shitpost all saturday

going to sleep noww

why did we use to wear those funny wigs

>>214120223
it's bins

>>214120255
that's an extra ban lol

niggas think i'm running back and forth to the bank in Al-Kharid the way I'm tanning hides or something

Brown men whistling and saying "YO YO YO" outside my window

>>214120238
wendy is cute

>>214120261
that’s a lot of gin you must be really drunk

>>214120270
>we
Google would tell you in like 20 seconds you retard

>>214120270
done a 700ml bottle of famous grouse since the footy started and a few cans and not even pissed what's the point

Thinking of playing Fallout New Vegas again

>>214120261
Get a grip

>>214120292
started with breakfast so it's spread out but yeah I'n drunk

>>214120304
this post is extremely poor quality

>>214120302
It's been a decade and a half unc, pick another game

>>214120261
hope it healed your bones

>>214120275
Ÿoooooooooooo

>>214120273
um nigger

yes part of the reason /brit/ has been so shit lately is the amount of trolling newfag teenagers posting here
get rid of the little retards

Nigger

>>214120286
fan of chipmunks are you

A little bit of Remnant 2 for me

>>214120327
Like what?
And the new TV series is coming out soon

>>214120318
gin for breakfast mate?
sounds like someone needs to talk about their mental

>>214120331
fucking hell mate you're really in for it now
janny fuming

>>214120306
I have a grip I just haven't had a holiday since Christmas and totally burned out now so need to get drunk to forget about work on werkends

>>214120261
Do you drink vodka yet? I heard that's the final stage of alcoholism

>>214120168
um
>>214120255
umm
>>214120331
UM

>>214120359
how do i delete posts i was just messing

>>214120343
He's done. He's cooked

>>214120354
>TV series
omds skull emoji nocap

>>214120366
lol

no underage
no impersonating staff
no ponies
no racism outside of /b/

>>214120380
dont worry about it

>>214120333
>tf
>tp

>>214120366
vodka is nice because it has a smoother hangover

>no underage
>no impersonating staff
>no ponies
>no racism outside of /b/

quoted the rules once
now i eat arsewise

>>214120168
>>214120255
>>214120331
hiromoot about to personally tear you a new arsehole matey

>>214120398
ok

yay!!

>>214120390
Don't bully me

>>214120358
with breakfast, not for breakfast
not an animal had sausageas and spagbol throughout rhe day and made crepes with cottage cheese and apricot jam for supper

would you still love me if I was a goat man with egregiously large horns

>>214118797
>>214118797
>>214118797

>>214119959
Grim kitchen. Need a reno. Pronto.

get the janny raped, get him fucking raped, get him brutally fucking arse raped

I thought I could be a gin drinker but it gave me the worst headaches ever

umposter blasting out ropes of cum as I tickle her prostate

>>214120219
not really no

Almost done my club soda

doing a divinity 2 replay
looking back it's superior to wokegate3 diceroll shite

>>214120456
I reckon umposter is just that F1nnster lad

>>214120473
Love that game

SINK THE FUCKING BOATS

>>214119958
saxon dna only conatitues about 16% of the native british genome so dont see what point is being made

>>214120261
no you didnt

thats impossisblel

>>214120354
DLC is good