Thread 214118797

british culture

poo smells lmao

Who's that weird cunt over there

>>214120123
LMAO howd you recognize me

>>214120459
your mum

How do people even ingest large amounts of alcohol? I get sick long before I'm very drunk.

>>214120477
My mum's dead and buried

how many dead brown babies in gaza today then?
not enough

>>214120456
u m
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why'd some freak have a rule breaking meltdown right at the end
hope he got a month at least

>>214120507
um!!!!

>>214120490
by being heterosexual

>>214120507
i look like a very skinny version of her

nth for the holodem

>>214120519
Le funny xD

>>214120459
*looks around goblinishly, before raising one gammy little claw*
m-me, sire...?

>>214120536
women make being a woman look so fun but still have the gall to complain about it

>>214120512
how

Can’t sleep

Might change my name to Quasimodo and steal the headscarves of the local whores

he didnt need to delete them, see

It cheb time

is that lad in who wrote his entire dissertation using AI? waiting for an update on the outcome

slant creep

>>214120536
Her boobers. Her fannois. On a BLUE BOARD??!!

tbqh it was haysmiths london dry gin from aldi so didn't taste that good
ridge valley premium indian tonic water
dash of freshly squeezed lemon juice until I ran out of lemons
remembered I have some mint on the windowsill later in the evening and crushed that in too
1:2 gin to tonic proportion as is normal plus two ice cubes, normally put more ice but was rationing due to the small tray
good day in all honesty

What are /brit/s hobbies? I fish, take photos of wildlife, read and write, and not much else. Any hobby suggestions that are asocial freak friendly?

what would you wrap this around lads? x

>>214120536
ew, the fuck’s wrong with her breasts?

>>214120608
My neck

wont be worth posting a 4th time either

>>214120519
What was it? I'm guessing naked blokes as usual?

>>214120598
You drank way too much alcohol let's be honest

>>214120608
looks far too big

Manchester was full of benders today walking around in their bent little outfits to show their allegiance to their faggot cause.
Anyways, enough talk about the Man City fans.
Pride looked alright

>>214120542
Dunno what it is about this photo of her, but it makes me want to grab that dainty neck and pull her in for a kiss. Looks wonderfully adorable.

>>214120634
Sickipedia will love this one

>>214120502
that's what makes it weird

>>214120628
you got a licence for that spam?

>>214120601
+5000 fans

>>214120634
heh

>>214120634
Stealing this for the office kitchen on Tuesday

>>214120658
What makes it funny?

>>214120624
yea but it's rare and it's a bank holiday weekend
week and a half left until the students fuck off and the academic year is over
gave all September to recover bfore fhe next batch wahey

Meltdown

Inception was pretty good on the IMAX. barely anyone there too which was nice

>>214120691
Alright glad you had a good time then haha
Got nice gin myself but just regular tonic, wish I'd got some nice stuff

ever piss but know you didnt piss out everything but the willy wont let you piss it out so you just have that annoying pre-piss sensation as you wait for it to cooperate

>>214120684
like a specific child? what are they doing to them when we don't provide ID?

Lovepreet is on the way with your order.

>>214120754
Lol

proper fit milf on the bus. easily in her 50s just how i like em

>>214120698
When they resort to showing old stuff, the film industry is dead

>>214120780
Noice

I suppose janny's filled his quota and fucked off

We at brit say RIP to are Ori

so when are the good posters coming back? getting tired of these boring whiny little shit flingers

does mousey actually like gary eats or is that some gimmick

Oh man... Drink a load of whisky and had a Chinese. Feeling very dry from all of the salt and alcohol but I'm very full so can't drink much juice to rehydrate.
Terrible state of affairs

what's the big brained conspiracy of the elites behind making small boat migrants illegally work delivering food? what's the actual objective?

>>214120807
capeshit has killed it off

realised I smile too much, but my neutral face is too frowny

>>214120827
Cheap labour

i can use da vpn! i can post like big boy!

>>214120867
!

spambot malfunctioning?

I did some experiments on these glasses and found out that they actually violate the trading standards for what you get when ordering a pint. There is simply no way to get a full pint of beer in them, while also having enough foam for a 'proper' pint. They simply don't hold enough liquid for that.
A scandal, really.

>>214120827
plug holes that no one with proper legal protections would want to plug like working food delivery jobs for 6 pound an hour. Then theres also the fact they've let so many in that a significant voter base is made up of those groups and can genuinely swing election results to favour immigration or increases caps from countries.

its just grim all around

>>214120817
Why was a 20 year old a platoon commander

>>214120909
but they have a handle so you can swing it about at the pub

>>214120909
They clearly state they can hold a full pint. But when changing it from beer to water, the results show they are deceptive in their labelling.

if “speeding kills” and “speeding doesn’t really get you anywhere quicker” like the police say, why do they speed to incidents?

So pictures of the mice (from a GOOD poster) are banned for "avatar/signature usage") but spamming "peter kyle" is not?

I have to say the threads tonight have been rather unsatisfactory. I think I will seek a refund.

>>214120936
I agree they are nice looking glasses and love the handle. That's why I stole it from a pub in Britain. But now I realise that every time I order a pint of Staropramen, I actually get fucked.

wow mummy look! i'm big boy! i'm big boy!

>>214120851
Got a resting bitch face me.
Spent too many years raising my eyebrows to keep my eyes open wider and smiling so now I have a wrinkled forehead and mirth lines.
I blame it on my p7 teacher who told me to open my eyes while she was telling me off so from then on I looked surprised

Rorke running UAV, Counter-UAV, and Cruise Missile
Leftypol running Painkiller and ending the game with a 0.37 KD

>>214120911
they can't vote can they?

>>214120817
rot in piss kike

>>214120941
Can go through red lights and cut through traffic

>>214120827
They genuinely believe in the liberal cosmopolitan fantasy, and are holier than thou do gooders. The refugee crisis also serves to distract from the flood of legal migration, which dwarves the boat migrants and is far, far more harmful. Thats why the tories refused to address it seriously, free rhetoric, and drew all the focus away from the Boriswave.

>>214120995
bruhhh aint no way you just posted ts

got my current job by using chat gpt. pretty wild. uploaded my resume and asked it to give me a list of job listings that i would be competitive in and the first result it gave literally just offered me a position

>>214120988
me running Harriers, Attack Helicopter, Tactical Nuke and only getting the nuke once

>>214120851
miserable bastard me, outright had people stop and ask me if I'm alright on more than one occasion

my friend lives near the sea. his parrot does a perfect impression of a seagull, which is bloody loud and annoying, and then says "don't do the seagulls".

Why do these cunts pick /brit/ of all fucking places to do this, fuck off and ruin something worthwhile you sad bastard

errr

>>214120988
Kek, confirmed rorke me.
Couldn't get a long kill streak very often, you see

>>214120990
Deliver food/wipe bums for five years and pay an administrative fee, and you become British

>>214120995
that's not canon!!

>>214120964
This is a glass with 500ml of water in it btw. With a UK pint being ~568ml there is no way you are getting an ample amount of beer in your glass, while also having enough foam to constitute an enjoyable pint, by the standards of any nation (certainly not the standards in Prague which have a lot more foam in their beers compared to the UK).

>>214121005
People do that when speeding too

When I was in school a fee woman teachers would do up my top button for me. Dirty bitches

>>214120988
Predator, Harrier, Pavelow me.

Might steal a glass from 'Spoon tomorrow, tee hee x

>>214120990
For now.
Also they can push for citizenship tests in time and eventually get their entire family over

>>214120990
not in the beginning, but they can achieve citizenship or PR in a pretty short amount of time so they'd be maybe one or two elections from arrival to voting if they played their cards right

okay so the peter phile poster is allowed to spam but the matgeeks aren't allowed?

>>214120941
They have a nee-naw siren

>>214121020
Shit that’s a good idea

>>214121086
If your cupboard doesn't have an assortment of pinched glasses you're not doing it right.

one of these days the exgfstein will have unblocked me

I'M PETER FILE
I'M PETER FILE

>>214121071
A young female teacher once asked me to tuck my shirt in, and I said no, and she said "Fine I'll do then" and she actually did. Wanked to that for a year after.

So... Why is this guy being spammed now? I don't get it, you see

>>214120988
UAV, mortar strike, VTOL for search

>>214121101
No time on big ben?

>>214121136
Feel this lad. Never stops hurting does it.

>>214121154
he's keeping a child safe

>>214121154
Carer's left them alone with the home computer for five minutes

>>214121154
discord kids having a tantrum

>>214121167
truly
meanwhile she’s posting herself at italian cafes. so odd cause she viewed my instagram story and reblocked me after like two days ago. women make no sense

Good thing the spammer is easy to filter

skribbledy starmer

>>214121137
Hello Peter, I'm Mike Hunt.

mousey please come back to /cum/. we miss you

>>214121195
poo screaling

>>214121195
SCREAMING

Wish they could put this much effort into sucking my winky

>>214121168
bizarre industry plant

final destination 5
now that's a kino

>>214121198
Reckon she wants to make sure she's having a better time of it than you are. Mine is in a chatroom right now being orbited by a dozen men, could log on and see her face anytime. I shant.

Hey, quick question, is there hope for the future in the UK? Can someone get a random job and be able to afford building a life? I'm thinking of moving, because Canada is absolutely fucked, and at least you guys are fighting against immigration.

*nudges rorke* quick lighten the mode after all these spam posts
*rorke shakes his WBA in a gay porn performance of a lifetime*

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces

>>214121245
He's not bad, give skipping class a listen

Might text BBC radio three and request the Halo theme

Babestation

mad how there isn't a proper pirate rpg game

>>214121198
keeping tabs is part of the ex-gf MO. I had a girl break up with me, then repeatedly text me and try to talk to me for months afterwards. I think it's an attempt to derive importance for themselves by seeing how your loss of them affects you

just get more active in social media, do fun shit and post it. It will drive her mental haha

off for a bath and then arsewanktoil loometh

>>214121342
a pirate ARRRGHpg

Had dinner with the bf and now I'm drunk

What set off the trannycord? Why are they spamming the thread?

>>214121302
production was nice but he just isn't anything special not for how out of nowhere he's appeared

>>214121343
God I want to slap my cock against her whilst she makes that face

Watched an old anime that I ignored back when it aired thinking I'd give it a second chance
Was rubbish and I dropped it after two episodes, was right to ignore it the first time desu

i saw this earlier and it immediately made me think of /brit/

>>214121388
scremng

>>214121411
Yeah but that's pretty much fucking every underground artist now. Everyone stalks low listen count niggas on spotify

>>214121335
There's an ex babestation girl that does chaturbate/xhamsterlive shows in public in London pubs as well as a Church sometimes.
Tried to phone the Spoons she was in once but when I said "there's a girl filming porn in your restaurant" the manger on the phone asked
>She's POOING?
and hung up.

Right well that's me off to bed. Keep up the good work Australia, make sure those mentally ill overnight shitbags have a miserable time.

>>214121428
this makes me think of dorse or IHNMAIMS type shit, like I'm genuinely terrified

>>214121455
Lmaoing at the image of you desperately trying to convey this to some shitskin

>>214121455
Interesting. Don’t recognise her. Would though

>>214121455
are you welsh?
>porn
>poo-orn

i was saying poo-orn

I'm steaming get skribble on

boo-urns

i know he likes doughnuts

>>214121519
kek you could tell she was black from her voice
i found what church she does it in and every time she's online i track her location
but im powerless as all my warnings come out as poo apparently

First boners I got were from Babestation. I pissed blood a lot

Lament oh fortune, these strange shores to which bitterly swept doomed winds our fate! How in havoc that dog like janitor, Cerberus in name, creates ill portent for the lusty thread of hope - to what means we are worked by the god's desire, I know not its shape. But Lo, function in thy reports and surely we'll escape this land, for artifice and cunning make survivors of man...

>>214121569
Kek too much birt on the brain makes you say only "poo"

>>214121593
nigga said birt

Feeling limerance for a girl I haven’t spoken to in over 5 years

nonce botnet meltdown

Epic Heathermelty

to "spam" with the "nonce botnet" you need to buy a "gold pass" lol

ahh yes, stuff actually related to international matters gets a warn but spamming retards are allowed to do as they please, very good tranny jannies ACK yourselves already

the yank posting porn earlier in the thread was eventually dealt with so why is janny letting this spam go on?

>>214121639
What is a gold pass

News: Jannies useless.

>>214121639
As much as I use the botnet, I would never fucking pay leto any money

>>214121676
you send crypto to paedophile site owner and they let you post every 5 seconds

rorke spotted in RARE SIGHTING

>>214121700
how do you even know who he is
I refuse to go to the support thread for obvious reasons

>>214121704
alone as usual eh rorkey boy?

rorke UNMASKED: BBC expose reveals incel world of terror, and one woman's nightmare in the toxic underworld of online male rage

>gold pass
mmhmm

how old were you lads when you had your first ever wank?

>>214118797 (OP)
British culture, music in general is dead. No good bands, radiohead fucked their reputation by supporting jews because greenwood has a kike gf.

They don't even have good underground idm bands anymore shit. Pakis and indiands fucked their bum for sure.

>>214121726
because he's a fucking mentalist
the entire reason it's called what it is currently is cause they keep accusing him of allowing 'p

oo, where?

>>214121767
what the fuck is turkish culture? being a gypsy who worships alla?

You are sitting there manually clicking these buttons.

Let's take a break big boy

>>214121775
>accusing

>>214121756
16 haha

>>214121801
i'm aware that he actually does it

I called the site owner a paedo and it starts lagging
curious

>>214121792
Shut up mutt cunt who asked you

>>214121756
11 or 12 i think. obviously didn't know what i was doing and smacked my willard back and forth to the thought of a girl a few years older at school.

doing a poo

>>214121837
come say it to my face you mongolian mongrel midget

when i started wanking i did it in the shower using shower gel as lube and it burned my japseye

carly rae japseye

kemi badenoch sex arse

might be a white nationalist but zohran mamdani is pretty based

>>214121872
ktim
in my early wanking days I used lynx shower gel as lube

Just tore a massive hole in the crotch of my only good pair of jeans, fuck sakeeeeeeee

KINO

>>214121872
i did it with shampoo so often that my cock’s skin started peeling dry and i thought id gotten an STD despite being a virgin

Time to sleep methinks

>>214121792
beating your kids while smoking and drinking raki

>>214121957
what the sqorl doin

love the old 'ld 'orn

/r/blackpeopletwitter is a hoot.

the peter kyles are NOT allowed in the next thread

>>214122005
redditors reading this like jane goodall making sure they don't disturb the ecosystem and they show respect in their admiration

>>214122014
im her

So this is what we get for the PIP I'm paying out from my taxes
Great.

>>214122007
omds! FIELD CORN!

>>214121988
blastin highnotes before bantz with wor liz

>>214122063
>>214122063
>>214122063

get back from 24 hour ban for "criticizing the mods" to this
this site really is a trash heap

>>214121701
LOL