Thread 214122063

St. George's Hall edition

total heathermong death

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>>214122088
its a tough job but worth every penny

I'M OFF TO THE PUBE I'M OFF TO THE PUBE

filly sweetly sleeps the whole night long

get the pubes shut

>>214122125
SCMEIANGIONE

>>214122125
rokeychops and lefypops

>>214122143
me and the bad bitch i pulled by being weird

>>214122125
catsissies..... I don't think we're coming back from this...

nth for the holodem

Made a Sisyphus reference to the toilfu and she visibly got the ick

tempted to order scran in

>>214122160
Get them cooked.

>>214122125
the mice shall inherit the earth

>>214122190
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

*screams*

>>214122190
this is a blue board you sick fuck

>>214122223
Rorkeybabes vs Leftybobs

That webm was actually sickening

>>214122063 (OP)
Mad how Italian monuments utterly mog the UK

>>214122160
We won.

>>214122260
mad how garish that monstrosity is

Rorke, get it licked

>>214122024
I pray you never learn just how good it can be to finally see a good post

>>214122272
Rorke against the world :'(

my baby don't care

Got a job list which I cannot be bothered to even start

seeing this creature's face appear on the television makes me feel queasy

you're unwell if you watch vtubers

>>214122272
rorke put in a spliff

no idea what a vtuber is

what is rorke DOING

>>214122260
mad how a scouse concert hall mogs a purpose-built wop monument

Does he even have fun spamming the same image like that?

What's the point of it all?

>>214122319
Still would though wouldn't you. No other options and that. She always looks angry she'd probably give you a right going over.

might perform a flight on microsoft autism simulator 2024

>>214122380
which poster do you actually like here despy
surely there's one

>>214122402
you can just say you like it, no need to act 2cool4school with your ironic detachment

>>214122444
wow you really fit in here

its terrible i can't listen to music loud and watch old wrestling shows at the same time

just done a wank without verifying my age

>>214122320
false

>>214122336
they're kino

>>214122464
ummm

>>214122320
it's baffling behaviour how does a man end up like that

>>214122471
ahh, so you're the cunt leaf

>>214122459
Why not?

small section of my bellend poking above the bathwater

>>214122424
Did that comment personally offend you or something?

What a bizarre response

>>214122458
that's the other leaf but I know it doesn't matter which one and you're invested in hating us all

>>214122512
answer the question numbnuts

>>214122471
Well, why didn't you want to get a pint?

>>214122544
be nice, he's trying to fit in

get the tunes on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luEyPmNhcuQ&t=6s

been seeing a girl that's rorke's wetdream
need to see some more personality from her before I commit

Come home jewish man...

>>214122560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEGOihjqO9w

>>214122544
I like that Anonymous fellow

In my little incel cave. Plotting.. Scheming..

>>214122599
Wish this lad was an actual woman
Could rail a woman like that

bent pop song and ugly bloke pretending to be a woman is it

Can't wait for the tuna sandwiches tomorrow. Love tuna me

Love playing Skryim
The orcs are a favourite race of mine. Their society makes them perfect for joining the Stormcloaks in the role of doctors, engineers and scientists.
The Falmer are another race that are great for the society of the Nords. They are used to being underground, fighting, and attacking innocent people. This makes them the perfect doctor, engineer, or teacher for Nordic children.

STELLA STELLA

His eyes are locked on her
Her eyes are fixed elsewhere
He's confident
But he's not aware she doesn't care

>>214122672
i hate her i hate her i hate her

Im stronger than any girl thats 5’5”
How does this impact my life

>>214122679
15 cans of

>>214122672
you have no right to post my aris.

They say there’s no two people on earth exactly the same. No two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? Cuz they would have to get everybody together in one huge space. And obviously that’s not possible even with computers. But not only that, they’d have to get all the people that ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothin.

>>214122672
I'll never forgive her for what she did in Manchester.

>>214122319
Glad someone finally said this

got the sabaton on

the aris are free as in freedom

>>214122728
Paradox gamer, are you?

Church in the morning lads

>>214122754
yh but am shite

there's no england now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5opgXSwiZIM

ate loads of salami and feta tonight

the bhoy in the shite pyjamas

>>214122816
screman

bumwanking

>>214122260
>a fucking wedding cake
genuinely looks like shit

>>214122499
because I need to hear bobby heenan's witty quips

>>214122464
there goes yet another dead bairn. i hope you are happy sunshine

>>214122844
um
fit

well that's a girl wanking her penis isn't it

>>214122869
haha brilliant, a post that fits right in here

I caught a shiny Zamazenta earlier

trannies should all be killed

>>214122904
ZAMN

dtfic be like
um well thats a rorke cock wank poo right peng adam mong pedo

>>214122869
thought she was a bio fem

Mental how badly he mindraped him

>>214122869
shoot I missed it

riding a motorbike is one of the most retarded things you could possibly do

>>214122968
VROOOOOM

society

hellos saars i am here 18 hours a day and i showing you what i learned
poo barm scran peng willy wank bradley sex arse
thank you come again

melty

not allowed to post anymore

dtfic thick veiny trans woman girlcock melty

>>214123004
What's this troublemaker up to

>>214122967
any mods who delete this will face my incel rage

wonder what the haru one and the desperate one talked about on their pub date x

bring back the 2000s emo movement

>>214122974
*gets taken out by a truck and remains paralysed forever*

running an exe

>>214123061
I live life in the fast lane

what would we talk about on our date x

>>214123074
our future children x

>>214122977
do you guys celebrate Halloween?

despy hooves

>>214123089
errrmm

he's right you know

>>214123106
whatm,ft fuck is that

>>214123074
about what i'm going to do to you later

my nobs out

>>214123111
thanks I fucking hate London

>>214123010
allsorts she just walked in one day and decided to stay

i got nothing to fear in this city
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heLnZ4uK8sE

>>214123131
you never hear of anyone doing this with visiting mice or rats even though theyre cute

>>214123120
go on.

LIGHT UP THE NIGHT

>>214123148
because they're not domesticated mice or rats you blithering idiot

nothing like a bit of 1am drunk clarity in bed

I'm objectively useless but have been falling upwards all my adult life because my bosses like me

>>214123131
I've never met a mouse or rat that decided it liked my company and wanted to keep coming to see me.
Cats on the other hand will happily choose to form a relationship with people very often.

Wankberg scheduled at first wake

>>214123180
Meant for
>>214123148

I wanna be free fuck what they say
I'm doing me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rWDzLUOreo

if we found a poke stop in glasgow and super incensed it or whatever you can do would we attract Him

Half the time I try to phonepost I get a ban notification earned by some other poster and have to reset my IP using the aeroplane mode trick. 80% of those bans are for cp or some other vile shit posted on /mu/

is /mu/ a warzone for nonces who all use Three as their network of choice or what? I've never posted or lurked there.

When the hurly burly's done,
When the battle's lost and won

orrder macdonald

and then it don don me

HAHA DON DON

Mousey summoning Mephistopheles in a McDonald's toilet

There was a race war between Irish and black in Liverpool in the 60s 70s. It ended instantly when the jeets came which caused Irish and black to intermingle with each other and eventually mix

charlizard!

mad how WCW left essentially no cultural impact on the cultural zeitgeist

>>214123299
pscianf

Watched "Final Destination 5".

>>214123345
TIGHT

The Granby Estate race wars of the 70s between blacks and Irish should be made into a TV series

>squirtle -> a turtle and a squirt of water
>bulbasaur -> a bulb, botanical, and saur, disosaur
>charmander -> char, fire, flames and mander, salamander, lizard
>pikachu -> ????

>>214123345
gyat

WHOS UP BASHING THE BISHOP

>>214123345
blakeny's a lucky 'gal!

>>214123111
notice he didn't mention aussie slang or New Zealand cinema, speaks volumes

>>214123345
The cremation chamber, so to speak

>>214123313
I thought it did. Nerdier deanos from the 1990s were making Four Horsemen hand gestures I thought. Plus the AKI N64 games were a big hit before they jumped ship to WWF games

lord blakeney, i presume

>>214123313
True but if it wasn't for WCW I would never have seen how fat and ugly my high school crush looks these days. Best way to get over her.

Sticking my cock in Vulcan's furnace

>>214123359
pika creature that chus which i thikn is like japanesey onomatopoeia for kissy kissy and also a noise that little creatures make

based keir

>>214123480
what is a pika creature, mousey?

>>214123520
its quite mousey yeah

ruby granger rule 34

grangled a poo out my arse

>>214123535
Cor I pray for this every day. Get that big noggin in another woman's bush

34 bookish things to do in autumn with your very best friend

am drunk

Why do you hate american freedom /brit/?

Absolutely fucking mortal lads

>>214123578
post a pic of your collarbone for the lads

>>214123578
Get it out, get it posted

>>214123578
me 3

takes all sorts

>>214123622
Is this Miley Cyrus

Joan of Arc was a cunt
Hope they raped her first

>>214123629
no she doesn't, shut up

>>214123581
i don't lad

>>214123650
You hate our freedom
You hate people owning cars and big houses

>>214123639
much like you were raped 3 years ago

nuculer power

Success comes to some, death comes to all

get it out get it posted

>>214123642
Japanese schoolgirl fisheye lens porn

>>214123664
no i don't. you're very presumptive mister

>>214123688
is tish actuallyl you

>>214123700
yh x

Cranking one out in honour of Big Liz up there in the skies, sleep well nigga

>>214123700
yh...

It's a little cold in Paradise tonight, love faded
I'm finding new forms, I'll ride it out, I'm fine for now
And then you come along, and I cry. Liberated.
I'm seeing clearly now there's no turning back. And I'm overwhelmed

tummy police

Drunken tranny power hour

>>214123722
kiss you sexy

The dog howls
Forlorn for his mistress,
A porn video

lefypol getting rorke arrest for flying an english flag outside of his house

Passata cooking downstairs x

Mental how when I was 15 this 19 year old was sending me nudes but I bottled it so now I’m 21 and a virgin still

>>214123761
starners birtan

the great sissy techno war of 2140

snap, crackle & pop; all bent cunts i reckon

got pulled over by the police for the first time just over an hour ago
was absolutely bricking it, thought they'd see my /brit/ posts pop up when they ran my licence
imagine having to explain loads of noncey jokes to a young mixed race police officer

>>214123775
stop fucking whining you’re 21

leftypol shoving a flag pole up his arse and flying the palestine flag

>>214123809
What for

>>214123809
let you off with a bumming did they

>>214123051
emo wasn't really a movement was it though

>>214123825
lets see your cock love

>>214123696
VVVVVVVVVGH SYNAPSIDA

>>214123805
the 46 y.o is still posting on his irish vpn for some reason

How come I can't post .mp4s on firefox?

If u was gonna learn a language would u pick Spanish or Portuguese

>>214123870
lets see your cock love

>>214123876
mad how all of this is made up bollocks

>>214123849
nothing in the end
said he pulled me over because I "hesitated a bit", whatever that means
clearly wasn't driving badly enough to breathalyse me

>>214123895
add me on discord

>>214123855
Young Pakistani woman police officer views all the /brit/ post a lad has made as she stops him on the road. What happens next will SHOCK you

fuck sake I was too loud wanking someone in my house has defo heard

>>214123884
don't know but mp4s have been crashing my firefox recently so it might be a bug with the web bowser

>>214123900
It's a Saturday night and they get bored so they chance their luck

>>214123905
so boring

>>214123899
you don't have ears?

>>214123900
That doesn’t make sense.

>>214123895
404 file nob not found

>>214123885
spanish seems more useful in terms of the number and regions of speakers. unless you want to visit brazil and portugal

>>214123929
Scromblign

>>214123919
they play fine but i cant post them, had to leave chrome becausre they banned 4chan x, utter pain in the arse

>>214123937
You're all bark and no bite

>>214123942
you should try vivaldi

>>214123912
real family would actually help but people these days are way too selfish

Pretty women in pretty dresses

>>214123937
This isn't you but still cor

>>214123927
not nice.

>>214123933
yeah I dunno
could be he ran my numberplate and saw I wasn't local, heard that's something they're checking more these days

>>214123899
how so?

>>214123958
kek

hungry thirsty ... horny

>>214123975
>>214123809
You've been profiled as a rorke

dinosaurs are real. one frequently posts here using vpns

>>214123966
dont like classical music

I'm a very well-behaved 4chan poster, me. No racism, no sexism. Just clean fun.

vaping weed

>>214124031
same, just pretty girls in pretty old timey clothes

>>214124017
yeah you're a pakisaurus

>>214124031
Thoughts of David Lammy?

>>214124047
i think inhaling vaporized oil is porbably bad for your lungs

>>214124058
dunelm

Fuck sake dog is barking downstairs my neighbours absolutely hate me

Barking so that dumb cunt has to come and check on me

>>214124099
fucking hate dogs who bark
little pricks

>>214124070
i'm vaping actual weed not chinese oil

>>214124127
You can get their vocal cords removed at the vets but I think it’s cruel

bastard neighbours dog barking its nut off again at almost 2am
have a mind to throw antifreeze laden dog treats over the fence tomorrow

slightly absurd bookish positions to try with your lesbian life partner

ruby's google history

Hope that cunt throws more treats over the fence tomorrow, corr

>>214124143
vape on

>>214124157
What can you do mate it’s an animal if they want silence they should’ve moved to the countryside

>>214124178
......Powerful.

>>214124178
Is that diego

bookish holidays to go on (with your friend)

>>214124178
Why does leftypol care so much about Palestine but not Sudan?

I legit just got up went for a piss and pissed for like 2 minutes straight and now I need another piss

>>214124178
how come when kids starv they get those plump bellies?

>>214124211
Diabetes

>>214124199
Ruby Granger and her lady friend gnashing at each other's fanberts in a cottage in the Lake District

>>214124216
god taunting them

>>214124217
What shut up

>>214124231
Do you think so?

>>214124216
kwashiokor, happens due to lack of protein

>>214124211
UTI or maybe an enlarged prostate

>>214124248
d i a b e t u s

>>214124178
OOF

>>214124270
Kwashiokor plays for Crystal Palace

what is the difference between bisexual and pansexual

Eramentha discovers more than she bargained for about the school bully when, after a sudden snowstorm, they are forced to take life and death decisions whilst trapped in an Alpine chalet

Ruby Granger sat on my face doing farts.

>>214124248
give your cum a lick if it’s not sweet you are probably safe

>>214124286
Stop trying to scare me I just probably drank too much today

>>214124326
>>214124326
>>214124326

>>214124297
lol

>>214122181
>>214122295
>>214122465

Glad to see some of our cousins still have decent tastes.