Thread 214125587

favourite e-celeb edition

previous: >>214121848

My phone linked this thread before you did.

canadians be like “सार मैं कॉकसॉइड सार हू“

i wonder if it would make a "natural artificial intelligence" if somehow every human brain was connected in a big circuit

Americans are fucking idiots. Only chinks, jeets, and Subsaharan Africans are stupider.

My first gf in high school was in my class and she was the daughter of the principal.

Peak Asmoungould:

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756001891508281.webm

canucks go to jupiter to get more stupider

You could’ve believed in me Shay. Yes I lied about being an underwater welder, but I was just trying to sell you a dream, the way my father sold my mother a dream. I regretted it at the time but now I realize I was just trying to length my bloodline a little longer

>>214125634
chinks aren't stupid it's just most of them in china live on starvation diet so they function at half capacity

>10pm
>start to smell food
>"I made stir fry"
I guess I'll just STARVE.

>>214125636
Which of her holes did you stick it in?

>>214125620
How did the phone do it?

>>214125620
What app is that? I've been using my phone's Chrome browser since BlueClover shit the bed.
>>214125644
You don't live around tons of them. You have no idea.

I eated chipotle for diner

>>214125645
you don't like stir fry?

Chinks will seriously run a red light and almost fucking kill you and then happily wave and smile and say, "thank you thank you ^_^"

>>214125657
I used to work there. Hope we did alright by you

>>214125664
You just replied to Jason aka Samantha aka Phoebe, a transsexual 29 year old neet with an incest fetish fyi

>>214125652
All of em obviously.

>>214125636
dat Abby?

Watching Canadians play tabletop Warhammer fantasy on youtube

watching the george lopez show rn

>>214125654
>>214125656
It's chance and it watches the catalog I guess.

>>214125688
>a transsexual 29 year old neet with an incest fetish fyi
Damn that's alot.

Watching your mom take a shower

>>214125645
>wake to smell of carbon
>headache takes my eye-back's and forces me to remember i was going to make pasta

>>214125683
oughhhh my tummy is so big and round..

>>214125702
Sounds a bit too data-harvest-y to me.

>>214125664
No, I DON'T
>>214125688
Grow up.
>>214125704
He's wrong + I'm not 29 I'm 28 1/2

>>214125704
He was homeschooled by his idiot parents. This resulted in him not growing up around other kids, thus turning out strange.
Homeschooling should be illegal

>>214125696
>My milkshake brings all the goys to the yard...

It kind of looks like her actually.

Werner
Ziegler

>>214125724
Well that's unfortunate.

>>214125689
Damn, I was never brave enough to go in the back door in high school. Props to ya

>>214125645
Stir Friday was yesterday albeit

>>214125704
he's the resident lolcow, quite stupid

>>214125724
Strange kids get buillied at school and become depressed.

>>214125726
>not posting the gif
>tfw you'll never have 6 kids with Abby and keep her milkbags full

My fetishes are facesitting and meaty pussy lips

The rise of these sorts of posters in nearly all stores is one of the greatest humiliation rituals of our time

>>214125587 (OP)
legit why do americans watch this lil nigga

the cringiest thing that has come out of America is anglos thinking they could co-opt Vaquero culture from Mestizos and Castizos and LARP as Vaqueros without anyone noticing

the thing is american stupidity is instilled into us, it's not something natural

>>214125759
those signs exist because of brown people, and ironically none of them can read it.

>>214125741
Funny thing...that's where she first let me do it because she was a virgin and wanted to see if I'm worthy enough or something. So the first 6 months were straight up ass pumpin lol.

>>214125759
What’s wrong with this?

>>214125765
I don't even know who that is
It looks like Andrew W.K

One time I was crossing a normally busy road at an intersection (it was like at 9pm though so it was pretty quiet) and I had the right of way, when a minivan did an illegal left on a red and I literally had to jump out of the way to avoid being hit. It was full with an entire Asian family who all gawked at me with their mouths wide open as they drove by. In retrospect I wish I had kicked their fucking door in because they wouldn't have done anything about it. Do you know how many vehicles in my city (Richmond, BC) are driving around with obvious dents in them? It's a lot.

I just want to grill, for God’s sake

>>214125759
not a bad thing at all, stop throwing hissy fits because your favourite monster flavour is out of stock

>>214125751
I'm sorry, unforgivable.
Imagine the juggle physics...Idk why but her face being a little busted (jewy) makes it hotter somehow.

I found out the hard way everyone in this world is sociopathic, carless and backstabbing the hard way too many times. I wish love existed and that I could have people give a damn about me

>>214125815
I have a car though

Would you rather live in Central Africa or Florida?

>>214125815
be a light in a world of darkness then

>>214125783
Oh yeah and there are tons of kids who ride around this city on electric scooters who just totally ignore the laws of the road and will blow through reds and weave through traffic and even ride their dinky little scooters down the highway and I'm flabbergasted how nobody has been killed yet as a result. It's always Asian kids too.

it's not that everyone is sociopathic, it's that sociopathy is rewarded by the nature of reality

>>214125827
I want this country nuked because fuck this shit

>>214125825
florida, and this is a severe sacrifice. i'd have to be put into some kind of sports team witness protection program.

>>214125831
>Oh yeah and there are tons of kids who ride around this city on electric scooters who just totally ignore the laws of the road and will blow through reds and weave through traffic and even ride their dinky little scooters down the highway and I'm flabbergasted how nobody has been killed yet as a result
This is a problem in SoCal but youths of all races are doing it

i feel like a loser when im in a server and the only one not using a mic

>>214125844
I though Florida was a good place to live?

>>214125815
yes. i met a woman four years ago who i gave my heart and soul to. she was obsessed with me and gave me herself and her soul as well, including her virginity. it all came crashing down in january this year, and she not only decided to rewrite our history, but to shift her so-called strict morals into being those that allow her to be a gigawhore. so much for that. now i’m a bitter, sad, faggot.

>>214125825
There is an ongoing armed conflict in Central Africa.

>>214125831
Human life isn’t sacred to Asians because there are already billions of them, so it makes no difference if millions die

>>214125853
Humid
Hot
Hurricanes
Boomers
Illegal abortion
Idiot conservatives
Not a good place to live

>>214125861
seems like this sentiment stacks pretty evenly with the population of a country

>>214125825
Central Africa could probably be a lot of fun if I were free to be a warlord, but I’d probably just get assassinated by a Western intelligence service seeking to maintain the neocolonial balance of power.

>>214125855
Sorry to hear that anon. You will get over it, don't give up fren.

Pls Hashem give me one hot big titty jew gf

Just returned from a multi-week ban for posting an obviously fake drivers license as a joke
I think my appeal upset the jannies as well

If you ain't watching fire force then you ain't an anime fan

This Bulgarian ignored me and listened to liars and slanderers so I'm FILTERING bulgaria.

>>214125892
Imagine that plaps

>>214125895
>shonen FOTSslop
lmao

Texass you here?

should i take this huge edible rn

>>214125888
white boys don't get to be warlords are you crazy
mercenary is the highest you can hope for there

>>214125722
Thoughts on the george lopez show?

>>214125897
Where did I ignore you? Sorry maybe didn't see

That’s basically stealing

i have certain unalienable rights

>>214125897
Pussy

>>214125908
too late, just swallowed it whole. hardly chewed it too

>>214125853
yes, but i've spent the past twenty years saying the east coast are a bunch of mutants. unless this scenario pre-supposes me some kind of unlimited beachfront property that re-grows like wolverine after every hurricane beyonce or whatever, i'm just gonna get crucified the first superbowl.

>>214125917
I used to watch it on nick @ night, it was alright.

>>214125922
I don't get it, why would this be banned?

>>214125872
Interesting... I hate humidity.

>>214125855
>Abused
>Molested
>No friends after highschool
>Only have 7k saved up
I am gonna need 3k more for a car

https://youtu.be/3VK5P7Tthd4
https://youtube.com/watch/lzqtFDOrI1E

>>214125892
Hashem offers you from of the following women of his tribe as gf.
Choose wisely!

>>214125910
What if I started the world’s only country for white people and got chud migrants from around the world and developed nuclear bombs THOUGH

How do I get over my cooking phobia?

>>214125954
yoooo

wow, I definitely care what some retard on reddit posted

>>214125945
You’re supposed to PAY for swimming lessons!

>>214125940
When I was young I had my appendix out and got gangrene and watched the entire series while in bed, I still like it

>>214125956
then i guess you're right about the whole getting assassinated thing

>>214125966
pummeled that freak

>>214125960
what doees that even mean?

>>214125960
>r/MadeMeSmile
Ugh

ayo why is this nigga posting wormadouche

>>214125966
Sorry the world doesn't revolve around you

>>214125965
Chucky would be glad if you helped him getting rid of his wife.

>>214125954
Obviously Abby or Rachel Weisz
I'll be his strongest solider

>>214125696
she got vaxxed

hate having to walk 6 blocks to the laundromat to do laundry

>>214126004
omg is that his wife? jeezus

freak is such a nasty word

>>214125931
what about alien rights

FREAK

>have free will
>do nothing with it
>suffer

>>214126009
what a shame, now I can't have unprotected sex with her

>>214126019
Aliens from Outer Space? They're probably smarter than us so if they visit then we should be worried about the rights they allow US to have

>>214126006
dysgenic and vaxxed

You're my little freak now

>>214126006
Her body is very hot but her face is very typical Jewish.

>>214126026
Incels won't like this post

I have freak will

>>214126031
the fact they havent visited us or even sent our radio waves to us shows that we’re way smarter than most of them

damn, shouldve bought taco shells

There's something so wrong with me

>>214126037
That makes it hotter tho, I love a busted face and a 10/10 body. Those girls are great in bed.

>>214126009
>>214126033
>>214126037
idk I'll still rawdog and vaxxmaxx myself

>>214126028
Why did he put the cheese on the fresh patties?

>>214126060
Because he's a heathen, that's not even kosher I think.

>>214126041
it is what it is

Alright I'm gonna go have dinner and then I'll come back for more Abbyposting

>>214125960
buy a keurig, and let it make coffee. then use that biggest cup option to let it make instant noodles. then let trying the microwave do it. put a mug of coffee's worth of water into a safe bowl and let it heat up for five minutes. add the ramen or coffee mix. now try using the stove and a pot. you're making noodles, same as before. you get it, just go from there. recipes aren't art. they're instructions.

I am unvaxxed and also a NEET.

My mom had a habit when I was a kid of just throwing a bunch of my shit out when I didn't clean up. So if I didn't pick up after myself she would just throw my toys or homework in the garbage.

>>214126028
That's not kosher!!!!

I'm vaxxed and perfectly healthy

Honestly am I dumb for believing love exists in this world?

>>214126086
>I am unvaxxed
based

blud is abbyposting in the big 25
bro her pussy is stretched the fuck out, move on

>>214126074
Liberal Jews like him don't care about keeping kosher. They also worsship Mammon instead of Yahweh.

>>214126037
>Her body is very hot but her face is very typical Jewish.
She could very well be ex-Yugoslavian, you could pretend that's the case, especially in Serbia and Bosnia that's pretty much the default look.

>>214126078
Hot

>>214126006
I could beat her in a fight easily.

>>214125857
Not too different from here then. There are times I'm not sure if what I'm hearing is a backfiring car or a MAC-11

>>214125971
Things like them helping Haitians illegaly reach the US might feel sour to me now.

I think Jewish bitches are sexy

>>214126096
Absolutely not.
>>214126101
I see, idk what Mammon is

>>214126113
Saaammmeee
They got tittiessss

>>214126101
They all worship Moloch.

I once had a Bulgarian taxi driver in Wales
He had a mixed Welsh and Bulgarian accent in English. It was the craziest accent I had ever heard

>>214126115
They suck on the tits of the Golden calf at Wallstreet.

>>214126113
Some of them. There was some FEMA bitch from last year that was in the news for something, and she had some big ol knockers.

Buceta loira é uma commodity aí

>>214126131
That's an absolutely crazy combo, I'm very curious how he sounded.

>>214126151
room is too bright

>>214126141
wut da nut

>>214126136
Wouldn't say no to sucking some tits ngl

>>214126149
do us a favor and just translate the words you would use in bulgarian for your posts instead of saying shit like "that's absolutely crazy"

Me as your roommate :)
https://youtu.be/4t3pgyz9SP4

>>214126102
Would love to have a typical 2m tall and dark-haired Dinaric women as gf.

alright. i’ll admit it. my parents are from india. big whoop

>>214126161
ducks stick together because if they don't, they get killed, so, the conclusion is, that this isn't a world for incels. Blonde pussy is a commodity and fuck a fucking duck and fuck you, thank you

>>214126149
Are you Orthodox?

>>214126115
>>214126115
Well I was cheated on and rejected twice this year also stood up 3 times off hinge. I have given up on love

my wife has an emotional friend

>>214126169
Having some reading comprehension issues, maricón?

i dont think it should be socially acceptable at all to ask famous people for photographs and we should just take everyone at their word when they say they saw or met someone famous

>>214126169
I don't understand what's bothering you

>>214126197
I met your mom and she glorked on my shlong

>>214126169
?

>>214126188
Yes, everyone here is.
>>214126189
Damn...I've been there bro, there's always hope.

>>214126197
hard disagree. if you are rich and amassed your immense wealth completely by what is effectively LARPing, you should have to face at least public harassment for the rest of your life. total celebritoid death, and i say this with a famous twitch streamer friend

>>214126219
>and i say this with a famous twitch streamer friend
i dont believe you

>>214126195
>>214126207
>>214126216
suck my cock

welcome to /cum/, where everyone here talks about blumpf, jeets, trannies and jeet trannies

>>214126169
sorry мaняк

>>214126197
I met Joe Biden

threw my used zyn in the fan and it sputtered my saliva back at me. i’m such a fucking retard

I met Wes Moore at an ice cream shop, he's famous in Maryland I guess

>>214126184
well, so. big whoop. we're all our own man.

>>214126232
This is the 3rd time I've posted here and nobody has talked about Trump which is great.

>>214126252
He'll do something stupid enough to generate discussion here soon I'm sure

>>214126219
i dont mean just actors
leave the musicians, artists, etc alone

>>214126218
How do I be Orthodox if there is no Orthodox church where I live?

I didn't need to eat that pizza

the eastern orthodox church is the gayest, least christian denomination i’ve met. decent theology but unironically the worst followers in the world. literally out to shame even by evangelicals, and i say this as a Catholic. Oriental orthos are chill though, sucks they have to share a similar name with the most annoying niggas in the world

The pee fills my bladder faster than I can piss it out

let me in

>>214125587 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XMU_Tbxlebw

im back

>>214125587 (OP)
>this happened yesterday, which is insane
>I don’t even know what it is
>let’s take a look at it
>OMG
>OH MY FUCKING GOD
>How does this keep happening?
>it is ABSOLUTELY insane
>makes 1000000000 dollars

>>214126287
Do you have a sister?

>>214126111
That was a mistake though they were going to rescue carmen's father's brother who was cuban but two hatians sneak on to the boat

>>214126254
It's just so tiresome...
It was funny for a while but I don't care anymore.
>>214126269
Hmm..that's an interesting question, I'm not really sure bro, how popular is Orthodoxy in America? I don't think it's even in the top 5-6 denominations.

>>214126232
Back in the USA?

>>214126287
indian diaspora here, can you start posting here regularly?

>>214126287
What's your caste

>>214126307
i knew a guy in high school with the surname “Raus”

One time I went into a restaurant and walked past Whoopie Goldberg eating there as I was being seated LOL

>>214126311
hi

>>214126317
That's a weird name. Where did he come from?

We were born to piss and shit and cum

>>214126322
That could have just been a pile of fire blankets

there's an orthodox monastery on an island near where i live and they look like wizards

jesus said he would be here soon, right? right?

just sneezed after eating some sharp cheddar cheese

Also Pierce Brosnan came to the place I worked while I was in high school. He was an asshole and made all the employees mad.

>>214126347
Go to the hospital IMMEDIATELY

>>214126334
my state, idk. i know his parents are Americans, idk when his family got here/where they came from. he was ginger and short though. big nose

>>214126341
you think the youngest one bottoms for all of them

>>214126347
nozzarella on the menu!

>>214126311
>Back in the USA?

>>214126341
The drip is insane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o81A31hlgEA

>>214126341
orientalids have no place in America. force convert these faggots to a proper denomination or get them out

My sister's taking a shit if anyone's interested

>>214126355
what'd he do?

Greek Orthodox is the most liberal Orthodox jurisdiction. Russian and Serbian are the most conservative ones.

>>214126374
Save some for me!

>>214126361
no but they probably make him do the most chores

>>214126378
I was baptized in Greece. Conservative and Liberal in what way?

>>214126374
girls dont poop

Anyone here play Spore when it was popular

>>214126389
oh

>>214126399
no but i fap my boner to sporn when it was popular

my attorney is fat

>>214126404
haha nice dude

That video of the guy shitting himself in the Starbucks is quite good

>>214126374
it smells really bad, girls have a horrible diet
>muh veggies

>>214126412
heh thanks dude

>>214126340
lol

STEAL MY FUCKING MONEY TED

>>214126311
>Back in the USA?

>>214126371
the weird thing is i'm pretty sure they're all american, but still under the russian orthodox church

>>214126302
They told them to run when the coast guard showed up though. Also helping the uncle was a mistake too.

And he stole the president's speech.

>>214126374
Is she using your mouth as her toilet

theres national guard soldiers busting my front door because i voted for ka

>>214126441
>And he stole the president's speech.
dabbing on Bush is a good thing actually, fake ass Texan

>>214126433
You are now within heeming distance of me
Watch yourself

Rappin Granny Gets Spanked

>>214126433
>Chicongo
Are you planning to meet up with Brian the Fag??

Hasan Asmongold sex

foreigners are so weird and mentally ill

>>214126334
The Teotihuacan, Toltec,Aztec empires tried to cleanse them from the Americas.

They are pretty useless. Kind of like jeets. Which is pretty funny to think that the west is importing them.

my soccer team lost :(

poop can actually be a treatment for autism

>>214126468
What is the Brazilian doing in chicago? Is he going to meet up with brian to have gay sex with him?

>>214126451
hey what's up bro

I was born from a rock

>>214126465
destiny would suck both of them dry

>>214126480
idk wasn't he a university student in madison wisconsin

>>214126481
Hi, who are you?

I never understood why socialism is downplayed its kind of suspicious the CIA and American military would starve people who want to have their own resources to benefit them

my farts smell terrible and i cnt stop smelling them because of the way im sitting

>>214126437
I'm not really sure how the Russian differs from ours. I thought they all follow the Greek model or something.

never understood why it’s le gross to enjoy the smell of my own farts. the stinker the better too

>>214126504
I wish I was in the room with you

communists were doing the "millions must die so the remaining population can live a better life" thing before it was cool

the cia forced those farmers to kill all those sparrows or however the bat is eaten

>>214126503
Because it always turns into a dictatorship.

>t. lives in an ex socialist country

>>214126476
Cleanse who?

>>214126499
a friend saying hi

We love dogs, we have two giant Schnauzers.

>>214126521
So true

Beasts of no Nation is gonna be a rollercoaster ride, I can't believe the wokes didn't sink the movie cause of its frank depiction of West African Rhythmic Cultures in the opening

>>214126531
to be fair, fascists and monarchists did this too

With the passive voice, anything can be justified

>>214126546
One of the few episodes I've seen

>>214126543
Oh okay, hi anon

do i binge all of berserk ‘97 for the umpteenth time

>>214126562
not to their own people on purpose usually
suppressing insurrections isn't the same

I told this nigga you work at universal

trans rights are human rights, you cannot disprove this without doing mental gymnastics

>>214126542
Central and south Americans are mixed with Australian abos. This is because of the Polynesian exchange.

We think they first landed in Colombia.

>>214126546
what is this Sienfeld?

>>214126311
>Back in the USA?

>>214126570
what's up, how have you been? You are Texas anon right?

I'm trying to think but nothing's happening

>>214126592
Friends

I really love Moroccan folk music. Anyone else?
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwMbJHbPTdVXnk_oG4s8dqpgab2Ko_XLg&si=qHfiiGvCzkWbo2NK
https://youtu.be/1Odhq3jGSqE
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1zLjE0DPMDYqiyEfK-tSaPBKOrXnmCx0&si=BeFcC9GOKqmmlrin

>>214126585
The concept of human rights was invented by Jews at Nuremberg

>>214126605
based sleepy joe

>>214126539
Doesn't capitalism also turn into a dictatorship?

return to the mean

>>214126592
Frasier

>>214126630
no, are you retarded?

>>214126542
The pre Hispanic civilizations were very aware of Polynesians. That central and south Americans were mixed. That they needed to be cleansed.

>>214126599
Yeah I'm the gay texan, I'm good, how have you been anon?

business idea: sperm rights

>>214126613
Sounds like a mix of Middle Yeastern with African.
I bet there's some good stuff for sampling here, thanks for sharing.

>>214126637
I mean communism and capitalism always devolves into dictatorship

>>214126652
no

>>214126579
depends who you count as “their own people” because the jews and suspected communists in germany were all german citizens, just like how post-civil war england after the reestablishment of the crown they had massive purges of anyone who the nobility though MIGHT not swear fealty to the crown

warning to all liberal SISSIES in the thread

Boy you fi sell di right ting Mr Chin

>>214126542
Olmec, Mayans, inkas are mixed people. That's why they have flat noses. That's why they look like abos.

>>214126539
social democracy doesnt always, but i doubt bulgaria could manage it

>>214126630
You can make an argument for that with all the AI and surveillance coming but at least you can own a house and open a business and have food available all year round.

find out what you can about a Laura Jacobowitz

Every since I was a kid I wanted to be the grand poobah

>>214126665
what did he mean by this?

a man logged into 4chan.org/int/cum/
this is what happened to his sexuality

>>214126685
Is that a sexy Jewish woman

i've been trying to figure out how candle wicks work and behave based on their changing properties but everything ive observed seems antithetical to what i expected

>>214126683
Soon we will not be able to own houses or anything I guess I wouldn't say communism but the people should stop this. Humanity shouldn't become one artificial being

the ligma balls joke is old enough that a medical professional should have named a serious disease after it by now

>>214126478
idk if this true i am eating a bunch of it but it doesnt help

>>214126696
real men of genius here

oh my god it's jason borne

>>214126699
>Humanity shouldn't become one artificial being
Hard disagree.

>>214126640
that gets into all the incubatory facilities, all the funding, and you don't need me to type.

>>214126593
AmeriKKKa girl?

>>214126708
>>214126708
N

>>214126689
That you need to purchase his water filter if you don't want your fucking testicles to shrink and shrivel

>>214126692
the presenting as thing he constantly says hard triggers my autism and I don't know why, it just sounds so dumb that I've never even been able to finish one of his videos

>>214126679
>>214126638
>>214126590
I see
Did they really try to exterminate them though?

>>214126743
Nope the Spanish stopped them. They eliminated the olmecs but they fled south and became the Mayans.

The Toltecs famously colonized the Yucatan area.

>>214126743
Ancestry proves this too which is pretty funny.

>>214126639
Good, watching anime