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Anonymous Canada No.214128264 >>214128284
/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
5yearplan
Anonymous United States No.214128284 >>214128326
>>214128264 (OP)
>Est. 2003
Wow, one year after I was born. Who controlled border security before that?
Anonymous United States No.214128285
Anonymous United States No.214128289
yeah. i'm cumming. again.
sorry i guess?
Anonymous United States No.214128311
women amirite
Anonymous Bulgaria No.214128314
Anonymous United States No.214128326
>>214128284
Border patrol probably
9/11 spawned a gajillion government agencies
Anonymous United States No.214128343 >>214128368 >>214128384
>>214128123
If life is just going to be shit until I die (which I'm very confident it will), then suicide wouldn't be a mistake. LIVING would be a mistake.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.214128368
>>214128343
don do it
Anonymous Canada No.214128374 >>214128401
getting sex and cuddles tmr
Anonymous Canada No.214128384 >>214128502 >>214128609
>>214128343
Suicide is gay and retarded. Time goes pretty quick anyway, and your perception of it speeds up over time. You’ll be dead of natural causes before you know it.
Anonymous United States No.214128399 >>214128452
Anonymous Bulgaria No.214128401 >>214128810
>>214128374
can i smash?
Anonymous United States No.214128416
Suicide is based and high iq
Do a flip
Anonymous Slovenia No.214128430 >>214129505
millennial architectural aesthetics were a wash, worse even than Khrushchev's Soviet Union. If the zoomies ever mention minimalism again like their immediate predecessors I think a Children of Men treatment is in order
Anonymous Canada No.214128446 >>214128480 >>214128484
If someone calls you schizophrenic, they are trying to gaslight you so they can win.

Don't trust the doctors.
Don't trust anyone.
Always think for yourself.
Cops are corrupt.

I will call 911 if my home is going to be invaded by an illegal Jeet just because his boss is a Lebanese niggerfaggot in Alberta hiring illegal jeets to work at their stupid weed stores.
Anonymous Canada No.214128452
>>214128399
ayo where the black Pipo at
Anonymous Canada No.214128474
Remember when season 3 of Rick and Morty got surprise dropped? That was fun.
Anonymous Canada No.214128480
>>214128446
Anonymous United States No.214128484
>>214128446
real shit my nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z9Sdxc7Qz0
Anonymous Canada No.214128495
Why did you not have intercourse today? You just gotta be your self around women.
Anonymous United States No.214128502
>>214128384
>Time goes pretty quick anyway, and your perception of it speeds up over time.
NTA I like being alive, this makes me so sad
Anonymous Canada No.214128503 >>214128557
Wearing this to the /cum/ meetup
Anonymous Canada No.214128553 >>214128580
Weed man came and gone.
Anonymous Canada No.214128557 >>214128581
>>214128503
Where in Toronto are we meeting?
Anonymous Slovenia No.214128580 >>214128601 >>214128604 >>214128657
>>214128553
everytime I post here I am chainsmoking joints because that's when I do when I'm drunk. Just over 2l of wine will do it for me, or 13 - 14 beers.
Anonymous Canada No.214128581
>>214128557
Brian already scheduled it in the Gay Village
Anonymous United States No.214128601 >>214128615
>>214128580
Do you enjoy this lifestyle?
Anonymous Bulgaria No.214128604 >>214128628
>>214128580
is there weed in Slovakia? How are the laws?
Anonymous United States No.214128609
>>214128384
>You’ll be dead of natural causes before you know it.
lmao even if i don't kms, i'll be dead of UNNATURAL causes way before then.
Anonymous Slovenia No.214128615 >>214128679
>>214128601
i'm physically very weak yet I am also somewhat tough, do you know what I mean? I've got express that in some way, and I've never been sportive.
Anonymous Slovenia No.214128628 >>214128642
>>214128604
we are on the cusp of a private marijuana growing law like in Germany, popular vote has voted in favor of legalizing marijuana already
Anonymous Bulgaria No.214128642
>>214128628
nice
Anonymous Canada No.214128657 >>214128691
>>214128580
Here we call that being crossfaded.
Anonymous United States No.214128679 >>214128705
>>214128615
>somewhat tough
smoking isnt making you tough. mentally you are too weak to recognize and break from your addiction. if its not something youre concerned with (if its not having a negative affect) on your life, then by all means, continue smoking

i dont think its a bad thing to recognize where you are weak and try to fix it. it does take a level of humilty, though
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM United States No.214128686 >>214128695
Not being english or german in america is brutal
Anonymous Slovenia No.214128691
>>214128657
last time when I impersonated ancient Middle Eastern rulers I was on cocaine too, I guess that still fits the category
Anonymous United States No.214128694
I can't wank to 2d girls. I've tried but my dick barely gets hard. I guess it's the 3dpd life for me
Anonymous Bulgaria No.214128695 >>214128716
>>214128686
why
Anonymous Slovenia No.214128705 >>214128714
>>214128679
no, I'm just kinda big, I'm 6'1''
Anonymous United States No.214128714
>>214128705
oic
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM United States No.214128716 >>214128768
>>214128695
It's an anglo = english and german country. You're only truly american if you have fair skin, fair hair and light eyes. It is fucking gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous Canada No.214128721 >>214128844
Most people are convinced that as long as they are not overtly forced to do something by an outside power, their decisions are theirs, and that if they want something, it is they who want it. But this is one of the great illusions we have about ourselves. A great number of our decisions are not really our own but are suggested to us from the outside; we have succeeded in persuading ourselves that it is we who have made the decision, whereas we have actually conformed with expectations of others, driven by the fear of isolation and by more direct threats to our life, freedom, and comfort.
Anonymous Canada No.214128738 >>214128754
We're all a slave to something, whether we like it or not.
Anonymous Slovenia No.214128754
>>214128738
gotta have a jones for this
a jones for that
this runnin with the joneses
just ain't where it's at, boy
Anonymous Canada No.214128763
We all have to make compromises with society, but we should have the courage to be ourselves as much as possible
Anonymous United States No.214128768 >>214128791
>>214128716
blahpipo are american
Anonymous Canada No.214128776 >>214128790
Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not love, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal. And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not love, I am nothing. And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not love, it profiteth me nothing. Love suffereth long, and is kind; love envieth not; love vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up, doth not behave itself unseemly, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil; rejoiceth not in iniquity, but rejoiceth in the truth; beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things. Love never faileth: but whether there be prophecies, they shall fail; whether there be tongues, they shall cease; whether there be knowledge, it shall pass away. For we know in part, and we prophesy in part. But when that which is perfect is come, then that which is in part shall be done away. When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things. For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known. And now abideth faith, hope, love, these three; but the greatest of these is love.
Anonymous Slovenia No.214128790 >>214128807
>>214128776
a scanner darkly
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM United States No.214128791
>>214128768
fucking WASP cunt
Anonymous Canada No.214128792 >>214128804
Infant male circumcision makes me sad and angry.
Anonymous Canada No.214128804
>>214128792
Constantine banned that practice lol
Anonymous Canada No.214128807 >>214128828
>>214128790
Lol yup. Good book, need to reread it sometime soon.
Anonymous Canada No.214128810 >>214128867
>>214128401
do you have a girl?
Anonymous United States No.214128815 >>214128824
i'm shidding my self
help!
Anonymous United States No.214128824
>>214128815
toilet
Anonymous Slovenia No.214128828 >>214128845
>>214128807
UBIK is the real GOAT. It is better than anything he ever wrote, and he was a genius.
Anonymous United States No.214128838
#NegroVideo
Anonymous United States No.214128844 >>214128877
>>214128721
Sociologist Pierre Bourdieu introduced the concepts of habitus and cultural capital. The habitus is a set of ingrained dispositions, tastes, and expectations that unconsciously guide our behavior, while cultural capital refers to the non-financial cultural assetsβ€”like education, manners, and knowledgeβ€”that give people a social advantage. Bourdieu's revelation is that social inequality is reproduced across generations through these subtle, invisible mechanisms.
Anonymous Canada No.214128845 >>214128855
>>214128828
Based fellow PKD fan.
Anonymous Slovenia No.214128855 >>214128890
>>214128845
the blackhaired girl with the blue eyes
Anonymous United States No.214128864 >>214128881 >>214128890 >>214128898 >>214128906 >>214128931
best dick adaptation here
Anonymous Bulgaria No.214128867 >>214128909
>>214128810
mmm not really
Anonymous Canada No.214128877 >>214128903
>>214128844
Actually an Erich Fromm quotes
Anonymous United States No.214128881
>>214128864
SCHWARZENIGGER

TOTAL NEGRO
Anonymous Canada No.214128890
Just found out The Neverending Story was filmed in Vancouver. Wtf I had no idea.
>>214128855
>>214128864
Nice. Personally my favourite is Blade Runner, even though it's a loose adaptation. I also really love 2049 even though it's totally unrelated to the source material.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.214128898 >>214128936
>>214128864
Commando is the real kino
Anonymous United States No.214128903 >>214128912
>>214128877
where in my post did i suggest you were quoting bourdieu? reading comprehension
Anonymous Slovenia No.214128906
>>214128864
Total Recall, Blade Runner and Starship Troopers are the only three adaptations of the mid 20th century sci-fi that I loved as a youngster that I've ever seen.
Anonymous Canada No.214128909
>>214128867
>mmm not really
if you have to think, then you have one...
Anonymous Canada No.214128912
>>214128903
I thought that was what you were inferring
Anonymous United States No.214128919
Not counting siblings I've never been in a fight in my life
Anonymous Slovenia No.214128925
That is, of the American sort. Solaris and STALKER are equally as good.
Anonymous Canada No.214128931
>>214128864
Oh and by the way I forgot to mention the fact that the film Total Recall is even more of a loose adaptation of the short story. In the story it ends after he gets the memory implants and is on his way home: the film completely assumes what happens after that. At least Blade Runner follows the main plot beats of the book.
Anonymous United States No.214128936 >>214128965
>>214128898
That's not a dick adaptation.
Anonymous Canada No.214128958 >>214128985
How do I know if I'm a target.
Anonymous Canada No.214128963 >>214128989
Just found out chess originated in India. wtf
Anonymous Slovenia No.214128965
>>214128936
Screamers and Minority Report illustrate all of the many mediocre stories that Dick penned to feed his Greek wives, or whatever. The real Dick starts around the mid 60s but he reached his zenith in the early to mid 70s.
Anonymous United States No.214128976 >>214129026
The voice acting in Atomic Heart is so fucking bad. At least the english VA is. The game is fun tho
Anonymous Canada No.214128985
>>214128958
Anonymous United States No.214128989 >>214129003 >>214129017
>>214128963
Karate did too
Anonymous Slovenia No.214129002
I meant to say 'the many', WTF, that was not a real phrase
Anonymous United States No.214129003
>>214128989
>Karate
no wonder the brits conquered them with minimal effort
Anonymous Canada No.214129007 >>214129042
Loving all the Dick discussion lol. I just happened to buy this yesterday.
Anonymous Canada No.214129017
>>214128989
Myth
Anonymous Canada No.214129026
>>214128976
How about Atomic Shart
Anonymous United States No.214129040 >>214129056
greatest science fiction novel of all time IMO.
Anonymous Slovenia No.214129042 >>214129062 >>214129063
>>214129007
as I said, none of that is particularly great. You could have spent that time reading A Canticle For St. Leibowitz instead
Anonymous United States No.214129056
>>214129040
And this is the greatest work of fiction in all of human history. I'm not even kidding.
Coincidentally, this also takes place at the bottom of the ocean.
Anonymous United States No.214129062
>>214129042
guess I'll jerk off
Anonymous Canada No.214129063 >>214129094
I ordered picrel yesterday too. I've been on a fairly big science fiction kick lately I guess.
>>214129042
I was reading that earlier this year actually. I liked the first story but got filtered by the second. I'll return to it eventually.
Anonymous United States No.214129071 >>214129082 >>214129089 >>214129217
Sci-fi is pozzed and for numales.
Anonymous United States No.214129078
goodnight
Anonymous United States No.214129082 >>214129102
>>214129071
You are an expert on masculinity as we all know
Anonymous Canada No.214129089 >>214129102
>>214129071
Very ironic post
Anonymous Slovenia No.214129094 >>214129139
>>214129063
it's proto-Fallout 1/2, along with the movie A Boy And His Dog. Never liked Leibowitz as a teen, and I also hated Clive Barker, until I saw the movies.
Anonymous United States No.214129102 >>214129110 >>214129154
>>214129082
>>214129089
All sci-fi authors are gay liberals and jews and their works are anti-racist schlock.
Anonymous United States No.214129110 >>214129121
>>214129102
That's your opinion
Anonymous United States No.214129119 >>214129203
A bunch of my coworkers inherited a bunch of money from their grandparents or parents. This is how they bought their houses. The only thing I inherited from my family was alcoholism
Anonymous United States No.214129121 >>214129133
>>214129110
Those are the facts.
Anonymous United States No.214129133 >>214129145
>>214129121
No that's an opinion. One not backed by evidence, in fact
Anonymous Canada No.214129139
>>214129094
>A Boy And His Dog
That's a Harlan Ellison novella. Been meaning to read that for a long time, too.
Anonymous United States No.214129145 >>214129149
>>214129133
Not my fault you're ignorant and love jews and black people.
Anonymous United States No.214129149
>>214129145
You are the CEO of being ignorant
Anonymous Slovenia No.214129154 >>214129168
>>214129102
no sci-fi book I've ever read has assigned skin color or ethnicity to its characters, though it must be said that women are generally not very well represented. I think only Asimov and especially Clarke, who was gay, featured female chars with any bearing on the plot.
Anonymous United States No.214129168 >>214129208
>>214129154
>skin color
Your verbiage betrays you, numale.
Anonymous Canada No.214129192
Philip K Dicked down your mom
Anonymous Canada No.214129203
>>214129119
same. I'm very sure my boomer dad will even sell his house to vacation before he dies.
Anonymous Slovenia No.214129208
>>214129168
right, you go on believing Thufir Hawat with his Semitic name is a different ethnicity to Paul Atreides with his Greek name
Anonymous United States No.214129213 >>214129258 >>214129268 >>214129279
did you know hitler loved cute sheeps?
Anonymous United States No.214129215
Chuddies being like "im le based, i hate women xD" is really cringe.
Anonymous Canada No.214129217 >>214129255
>>214129071
I hot girl I've chatting up with recently told me that anime gives girls the ick
Anonymous United States No.214129223 >>214129747
>Chuddies being like "im le based, i hate women xD" is really cringe.
Anonymous United States No.214129255
>>214129217
You type like a dalit.
Anonymous Canada No.214129256 >>214129269
I am a targeted individual.
Anonymous United States No.214129258
>>214129213
Anonymous United States No.214129268
>>214129213
ngl I need that nazi pillow right now
Anonymous United States No.214129269 >>214129338
>>214129256
You are a man of India.
Anonymous Canada No.214129279 >>214129291
>>214129213
Hitler was a sensitive man
He went to art school when he was younger
He wanted to be a painter
Hitler was a vegetarian
He was also a non-smoker
He hired gay and handicapped officers
He was concerned about overpopulation
If Hitler were alive today
He’d listen to The Cure, The Smiths, and Depeche Mode
Anonymous United States No.214129291
>>214129279
>He’d listen to The Cure, The Smiths, and Depeche Mode
He's just like me
Anonymous Slovenia No.214129292 >>214129316
actually, he'd have to be a different ethnicity to be Thufir Hawat to Paul Atreides, right? Or is ethnicity class-coded on Caladan, like England after the Norman conquest? Or is it that Thufir Hawat is a foreign elite, sent among the quasi-Hellenes of Caladan as a professional man? But his Harkonnen counterpart belonging to the same guild of mentats is named Piter De Vries, which discounts that entire theory!
Anonymous Canada No.214129316 >>214129345
>>214129292
Does Hawat ever get resurrected as a ghola? –t. has only read Dune + Dune Messiah
Anonymous Canada No.214129338 >>214129380
>>214129269
I am White, and the glowies are targetting me to carry out a secret mission
Anonymous Slovenia No.214129345 >>214129453
>>214129316
Messiah was the biggest letdown of a sequel. My friends had some of those book about young baron Vladimir or whatever but I never took them seriously. And that's why I wonder how Dahnee's gonna manage Messiah.
Anonymous United States No.214129349 >>214129355 >>214129497 >>214129509 >>214130534
does you guys like wrestling?
Anonymous Mexico No.214129353
Where the raycist niggas called Hernandez and living in San Juanito del Rio at?
Anonymous United States No.214129355
>>214129349
no
Anonymous Slovenia No.214129363
*books
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tna0Mmu1XlI
Anonymous United States No.214129380 >>214129410
>>214129338
What would that mission be Sir?
Anonymous Canada No.214129410 >>214129435
>>214129380
Kill John Lennon
Anonymous Canada No.214129418 >>214129425 >>214129447 >>214129470
I very nearly fucking died today.

I was driving in the left lane of a two lane highway at about 130 mph (~80 mph). A truck hauling a steel horse trailer in the right lane in front of me realized it wanted to make the next left turn. It initiated a full lock and swerved hard left in front of me across both lanes. I had to slam on the brakes and swerve hard to my right to narrowly avoid the steel trailer. I missed his back end by less than a foot. It felt like one of those crazy evasive maneuvers to avoid a crash in Formula 1. If I were even a quarter-second slower, I’d be embedded in this faggot’s trailer right now. The airbags in my old ass car do not work so I’d probably be split in half.

Anyway I’m glad I’m alive, I guess.
Anonymous United States No.214129425 >>214129470
>>214129418
>80 mph
too fast
Anonymous United States No.214129435
>>214129410
Your Anisa Jomha is in another CanIndian castle
Anonymous United States No.214129447 >>214129470
>>214129418
>sirgineer trucksaar strikes again
be careful
Anonymous Canada No.214129453
>>214129345
I really liked Messiah and in fact I thought it was better than the first one.
Anonymous Canada No.214129470
>>214129418
I meant 130 kph, which is 80 mph
>>214129425
What am I? Some kinda homo?
>>214129447
I think it was just some farmer. Not a commercial vehicle. Just a pickup truck hauling a horse trailer. Didn’t see the driver though.
Anonymous Canada No.214129497
>>214129349
If some youth is beating me to death my friends better try a lot harder than that to save me
Anonymous Canada No.214129498
>men when posting a picture of smth they're interested in: photo of thing
>women meanwhile take a photo of themselves with thing
Anonymous United States No.214129505
>>214128430
zoomers would be hard pressed to build a primitive mud hut
Anonymous Canada No.214129509
>>214129349
Rampage Jackson's son is based for doing that
Anonymous Canada No.214129571 >>214129578 >>214129586
I went to a CFL football game for the first time in many years. It was pretty fun, I like football. But my main observation came from sitting close to the cheerleaders. They are so hot, bros. I can’t even comprehend how they find women this hot in Calgary. They are so impossibly beautiful. It’s crazy.
Anonymous Canada No.214129578 >>214129594
>>214129571
Were you at the Argos game too?
Anonymous Canada No.214129586
>>214129571
Vancouver is full of hot women bro.
Anonymous Canada No.214129594
>>214129578
I was at the Stamps-Riders game in Calgary.
Anonymous United States No.214129597
if i had to have one country annexed out of canada, greenland, and panama, it would definitely be canada
Anonymous Canada No.214129630
BREEV WIT ME
Anonymous Slovenia No.214129660 >>214129691
Lynch's Dune vs. zoomer Dune is like a baroque painting vs. American primitivism. You can't say one's strictly better than the other, but, you know...
Anonymous Canada No.214129677 >>214129705
The last book I read was Childhood's End and damn it was awesome.
Anonymous Canada No.214129691
>>214129660
Lynch’s Dune is too compromised and short. If they let him make a 5-hour two-parter like the new ones, then it would probably be better overall.
Anonymous Slovenia No.214129705
>>214129677
i really like that 20 years ago
try cities in flight by james blish and the martian chronicles by ray bradbury
Anonymous Slovenia No.214129722 >>214129743
*liked
also all the William Gibson stuff
Anonymous United States No.214129730 >>214129743
wanting to rule over people is an inherently immoral trait, so of course immoral people rule over us
Anonymous Canada No.214129743
>>214129722
Neuromancer is garbage. I've tried to read it several times and always get turned off by the space Jamaicans.
>>214129730
The Overlords are benevolent bro just trust me.
Anonymous United States No.214129747
>>214129223
I'm a chud and i also had sex last night
Anonymous Canada No.214129763 >>214129817
Who want to touch my horny cock and have gay sex together? Haha yeah that would be fun.
Anonymous Canada No.214129798
I got an iPad, slap the screen with my big hard dick, method to select random videos.
Anonymous United States No.214129817
>>214129763
this shit is why you almost died
Anonymous Canada No.214129852
My favourite Lady Gaga song? Bad Romance, ofc.
Anonymous United States No.214129856 >>214129883
told my sponsor the truth. that i lied a few days i said i was sober, that i wasn't today. this is growth, they say. i 'm not sure i do want to get sober. something feels off about it. i know, it's a chemical dependency, and that's natural. but i don't just want to get drunk, i want sobriety to leave me alone. my very freedom feels like a nuisance.
Anonymous United States No.214129883 >>214129982
>>214129856
a hobby
Anonymous Canada No.214129925
Did you know Olivia Reeves has the strongest legs in weightlifting?
Anonymous United States No.214129982 >>214130052
>>214129883
i tried getting back into gundam models, but my hands shook too much to do anything with them. i really should give these away... i can still fold, though. that stupid paper crane i've been impressing girls with since i was nineteen. well, "impressing", "holding-the-attention-of-for-a-moment", haha.
Anonymous United States No.214129999 >>214130014
There's some trans coded "sissy hypno" adjacent babecock material but a lot of it isn't.
Anonymous United States No.214130014
>>214129999
Lots of words in this post
Anonymous Canada No.214130028 >>214130064 >>214130086 >>214130130
You wouldn’t believe the way a fucking spider just descended from the air while I was laying on my back jerking off. It literally came down on a string from my ceiling like some cartoon. I slapped it so hard that it flew into my wall and fell to the floor. It was still moving but I reached and took its life. Rest In Peace, young warrior.
Anonymous Canada No.214130030 >>214130450
Can you squat 220?
Anonymous Canada No.214130034 >>214130051
Koreans are white now right?
Anonymous United States No.214130051
>>214130034
they might as well be, their music sucks.
Anonymous United States No.214130052
>>214129982
Folding is good
Anonymous Canada No.214130064
>>214130028
You should have jizzed all over its dying body. Also that reminds me of an ancient /b/ thread where a guy tortured a moth, came on it, burnt it, and then proceeded to roll it up into a cigarette and smoke it.
Anonymous Canada No.214130086
>>214130028
I washed a spider down the drain and it got revenge on me by landing directly on my bar of soap before falling into the tub.
Anonymous United States No.214130130
>>214130028
what a guy. my last spider lobbied the city for a web on my leg. let me know i had been sitting too long. i yelled! "you made a web on me?!" but then i felt bad, and realized "hey asshole, you're the one who's been sitting still long enough for the spider to do that."
Anonymous Canada No.214130151 >>214130182
For me, it's the V-22 Osprey. It's probably my all-time favourite vehicle after the Space Shuttle.
Anonymous United States No.214130182
>>214130151
i love vtol's.
Anonymous Canada No.214130225
The penis is a really beautiful thing. It just gets hard and it wants to fuck! Haha
Anonymous Canada No.214130250
I don't like the area I live in.
I'm very paranoid.
Last time this area was safe was in 2022 or 2021.
Anonymous Canada No.214130269 >>214130276
I wish I was svelte instead I'm a fatass 31 y/o with acne and a patchy beard.
Anonymous United States No.214130276 >>214130337
>>214130269
Lose weight, shave, eat healthier
Anonymous Canada No.214130277 >>214130352
>*looking at my film critic tomboy gf doing a perfect Robert de Niro impression*
>you want me to kiss you on the pussy?
>you want to make my peepee?
>you want my peepee in your sexhole?
Anonymous Canada No.214130337
>>214130276
Don't tell him what to do.
Anonymous United States No.214130352
>>214130277
i do that scene, but just to hear how my voice sounds. "i think so. i *think* so. well, *i* think so. i think *so!*" it goes on and on.
Anonymous United States No.214130356
4am snack
Anonymous Germany No.214130450
>>214130030
No
Anonymous Germany No.214130534
>>214129349
Why do black people always try their hardest to be the worst scum
Anonymous United States No.214130562 >>214130587
/cum/ means nothing to me
Anonymous Germany No.214130587
>>214130562
Cum is what gave you life
Without it you wouldn’t exist
Anonymous United States No.214130627
you dare rise against me?! the human era is over. the mutant era has come!
Anonymous Canada No.214130673
Anonymous Canada No.214130752 >>214130771 >>214130790 >>214130861 >>214130881 >>214130913 >>214131191
I had sex this evening with a 32 year old mother of two. She was hot though, she looked really good. I am just one dick on her continuing cock carousel, it would seem. I’m not sure if she was married. I had a great time, 10/10.
Anonymous United States No.214130771 >>214130829
>>214130752
I'm ugly so I don't get to have casual sex
Anonymous Canada No.214130790 >>214130829
>>214130752
Adultery is a sin.
Anonymous Canada No.214130829
>>214130771
I’ve only had a few. Women seem to think I’m handsome enough I guess.
>>214130790
True
Anonymous Canada No.214130858 >>214130925
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Anonymous Germany No.214130861 >>214130918
>>214130752
Nice
Pics?
Anonymous Canada No.214130881 >>214130918
>>214130752
How old are *you* anon?
Anonymous United States No.214130913 >>214130985
>>214130752
how was she? i don't know why i ask that, i just lay on the lady until my willy pops. idk, it's something people ask. "was she a good lay?" of course! i came in a naked lady, you think i'm gonna go, "nah, she wudn't that great." she took her clothes off and sat still, i'm over every moon, jack.
Anonymous Canada No.214130918
>>214130861
No pics :(
>>214130881
I’m 28 years of old
Anonymous Mexico No.214130919 >>214131460
i hate being a normie i wish i was dead
honestly, the best time for me to die wouldve been on september 2020
Anonymous Canada No.214130925
>>214130858
wtf someone help him
Anonymous Mexico No.214130941 >>214130985
>I’m 28 years of old
Anonymous Canada No.214130965
I wanna fuck my hot blonde MILF neighbour (I'm a virgin).
Anonymous Canada No.214130985 >>214130993 >>214131004
>>214130913
I have no criticisms for her performance
>>214130941
Am I that old? Time for the retirement home? The grave?
Anonymous Mexico No.214130986
I wanna fuck ANYONE (I'm a non-virgin).
Anonymous Canada No.214130993 >>214131059
>>214130985
No you're zoomer scum.
Anonymous Mexico No.214131004 >>214131059
>>214130985
not THAT old, just old enough to start thinking of leaving this place and start living life
Anonymous Canada No.214131018
DU
DU HAST
DU HAST MICH
Anonymous United States No.214131039
i'll be 43 this year. i don't mind it. my hair is finally beginning to thin. hopefully the whole ordeal learns to get lost. i hate it.
Anonymous Canada No.214131053
I've had a really good 4chan cookie rep going on ever since the outage. Only have to do the captcha like every 5-6 posts.
Anonymous Canada No.214131059
>>214130993
>>214131004
Gosh now I don’t know what to think
Anonymous Canada No.214131191 >>214131327
>>214130752
How did you meet her?
Anonymous United States No.214131241
God I wish that were me...
Anonymous Canada No.214131257
gosh how embarrassing
Anonymous Canada No.214131290 >>214131358 >>214131388
Have you had your wisdom teeth out?
Anonymous Canada No.214131327 >>214131379 >>214131434
>>214131191
I went out with a few buddies a new-ish local bar. She was there with a few of her friends too. We just got to chatting by the bar ordering drinks.
Anonymous Mexico No.214131356
im was finna make a guide to how to identify a god WAP but honestly i think youll know it when u see it
Anonymous Canada No.214131358
>>214131290
yeah
Anonymous Canada No.214131379 >>214131396
>>214131327
I have no friends.
I have no siblings.
I feel really isolated.
And I'm being targeted by illegals that are trying to rape and kill me.

I need god to protect me.
I'm really helpless right now.
I don't know why I'm a target.
I'm not even a hot girl or a celebrity.

There's this tranny mod that tracks all my posts.
Anonymous United States No.214131388
>>214131290
nah. my top right and bottom left are no-shows, and my top left barely sticks out. my bottom right is the trouble-maker, it grows forward, not up. so it pushes all my lower jaw teeth together. he's kind of cool, if you think about it. shoving everyone else around.
Anonymous Canada No.214131392
Summer 2011 was insanely kino.
Anonymous Canada No.214131396
>>214131379
Damn that’s crazy
Anonymous Mexico No.214131420
>And I'm being targeted by illegals that are trying to rape and kill me.
Anonymous United States No.214131434
>>214131327
BASED, this is how women should be met
Fuck dating apps
Anonymous Mexico No.214131448
im such a underevolved subhuman that my wisdom teeth didnt cause lit any problems
Anonymous Canada No.214131457 >>214131480 >>214131524
This album is a masterpiece.
Anonymous United States No.214131460 >>214131524
>>214130919
Everything is going to be okay
Anonymous United States No.214131480
>>214131457
It's fine
Don't like the lyrics about semen though
Bodily fluids shouldn't be in song lyrics
Anonymous Canada No.214131483 >>214131960
Bros I remembered my hoodie. I thought I forgot it but then I checked and it was there! :)
Anonymous United States No.214131513
This is also why I don't like GY!BE because of their ridiculous band name and they have songs with "piss" in the title. WHY
Anonymous Mexico No.214131524 >>214131598
>>214131457
TRUE

BUT

MORE IMPORTANT

how do i get simps nowadays???

i need some extra cash, but i think im too much for 4chan, but not enough for insta...
>>214131460
TRVE
but what i do in the meantime???
Anonymous Mexico No.214131538 >>214131668
>Don't like the lyrics about semen though
Anonymous Canada No.214131547
I'm stoic thru necessity.
Anonymous Canada No.214131594 >>214131606 >>214131610 >>214131668
i love white girls but i don't think taylor swift is that attractive, shes mid
Anonymous United States No.214131598 >>214131626
>>214131524
>but what i do in the meantime
Idk, fuck bitches?
Anonymous Canada No.214131606
>>214131594
She's only gotten hotter over the years imo.
Anonymous United States No.214131610
>>214131594
She is definitely attractive, but she's a 7, maybe an 8.
Not a 9 or 10.
Anonymous Mexico No.214131626 >>214131668
>i love white girls but i don't think taylor swift is that attractive, shes mid
okay imma finna go to sleep
>>214131598
im volcel rn
women are just as degenerate as m*ids
Anonymous United States No.214131668 >>214131690 >>214131932
>>214131538
>>214131594
>>214131626
Anonymous Mexico No.214131690
LAST POST
i wish i was sucking on some COCK rn...

>>214131668
QUEEN
Anonymous Germany No.214131717
Taylor isn’t exactly the most beautiful woman ever but she is very fuckable.
I could give her good dick, love, care.
But she wouldn’t even touch me with a ten foot pole because she earns my lifetime income in a day.
Anonymous Canada No.214131812 >>214131853 >>214131928
Whoa fuckers! I am sooooo chinese bababababa ahahaha.

But really folks, if you could just answer my questions three. then we’ll just be on our way now
>How hydrated are you right now?
>Do you live alone?
>Do you snwib nooutside apbthartments ss ?
Anonymous Canada No.214131834 >>214131907 >>214132223
Let's keep discussing science fiction. Picrel is a fantastic book.
Anonymous Canada No.214131853
>>214131812
very
no
what
Anonymous United States No.214131907
>>214131834
I haven't really read sci fi books but I'm a big fan of sci fi movies
Anonymous United States No.214131928
>>214131812
Quite, but I just ingest a large amount of sodium because I ate a snack of beef jerky and crackers
No, I have 2 roommates and a dog
?
Anonymous Canada No.214131932
>>214131668
Brian ahh Taytay
Anonymous United States No.214131960
>>214131483
thank goodness. i hate that brief panic when you think you've lost something.
Anonymous Canada No.214132051 >>214132254
I love this Billie Eilish song. Don’t tell anybody, okay /cum/bros? This is between you and me.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WKZO-CWeOVA
Anonymous United States No.214132181
Eating some chilli and drinking some warm beer
Anonymous Germany No.214132223
>>214131834
I don’t read
I’m not gay
Anonymous United States No.214132245
Got my goon sauce all over my gooning hand
Anonymous Germany No.214132254 >>214132293 >>214132338
>>214132051
I like this song as well
Anonymous United States No.214132293
>>214132254
Billie Eilish sucks and youre gay for liking her music
Anonymous Canada No.214132338
>>214132254
Cheers Germanybro
Anonymous United States No.214132371 >>214132473 >>214132581
I remember when my brother was like 21 something on a call with me and my parents talking about how his roommate is very horny. And then proceeds to talk about how gross cum is
Very awkward experience, like he had no inmate sense of something being an inappropriate topic to talk about even with our parents
I wonder if he has changed much now that he's older
I guess you can't blame young people for just saying things. I guess I was just as bad back then
Anonymous Canada No.214132439 >>214132636 >>214132668
I am levitating a hot dog wiener between my fingertips
Anonymous United States No.214132473 >>214133038
>>214132371
No that's very bizarre, anything sex related was always an uncomfortable subject for me to talk about with my parents for as long as I've know what sex is
Anonymous United States No.214132581 >>214133038
>>214132371
>proceeds to talk about how gross cum is
cum in general or this thread??
Anonymous United States No.214132636 >>214132717
>>214132439
What Billie Eilish does to a nigga
Anonymous Canada No.214132641
*cums and farts on everyone*
Anonymous United States No.214132668 >>214132717
>>214132439
Fuck I forgot how to do this
Anonymous Canada No.214132717 >>214132760
>>214132636
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM
>>214132668
Two fingers together, end to end. Focus your eyes far away.
Anonymous United States No.214132719
If I blended up a jelly fish and put it in a syringe would you rather me inject it into your balls or your brain
Anonymous United States No.214132729 >>214133437
Anti-natalism is the gravest sin a culture can commit and every developed country besides Israel has a negative TFR. Even secular Jews have multiple kids and they are also having a wartime baby boom. Western nations are hellbent on committing suicide because they are deracinated churls and no one should grieve such a heinous suicide. Jews literally won and deserve to. The endgame is near. They outskilled everybody. It's over.
Anonymous United States No.214132760 >>214132848
>>214132717
>Two fingers together, end to end. Focus your eyes far away
Thank you for unlocking this memory of a skill that I haven't honed since I was 11 years old or younger
Anonymous United States No.214132846
Peter? don't tell my son i accidentally stabbed myself in the nuts witb my own aeroplane.
Anonymous Canada No.214132848
>>214132760
Hell yeah :)
Anonymous Canada No.214132891 >>214132918 >>214132968 >>214133164
The whole cracker barrel controversy feels manufactured
Anonymous Canada No.214132918
>>214132891
Am I experiencing the Mandela effect? I thought it used to be called Nword Barrel
Anonymous United States No.214132945 >>214133128
Awake at ungodly hours
Anonymous United States No.214132968
>>214132891
literally nobody gives a shit about cracker barrel anyway, half the people talking shit have probably never even been there. i went a few times. it's a chain that larps as grandma's country shed. there are real restaurants that do what cracker barrel pretends to do. who cares.
Anonymous United States No.214132982
covfefe time
think I will hit calves today
Anonymous Canada No.214133026 >>214133102 >>214133278
Since having a penis is a bigger liability in warfare, having more safety protocols, if we were to genetically engineer a supersoldier, it would be a massive dude with a vagina (incapable of menstruation or pregnancy) with internal testes or otherwise some sort of genetic adaptation wherein it produces testosterone instead of estrogen
Anonymous United States No.214133038
>>214132473
Yeah it was bizzare but I just chalk it up to him being young and so still was unaware about certain basic things, and to an extent to my parents not being good at signaling boundaries like they didn't say "stop we don't want to hear". They just laughed uncomfortably
>>214132581
Cum in general
Anonymous Germany No.214133059 >>214133075
AnnaSophia Robb big time mogs Taylor Swift btw
Anonymous United States No.214133075
>>214133059
What is this 2014?
Anonymous Canada No.214133102
>>214133026
they hated him because he told the truth
Anonymous United States No.214133128
>>214132945
you can't lose. you'll either be shocked at what you can do at this hour, or fall back asleep.
Anonymous Indonesia No.214133159 >>214133343 >>214133422
Does anyone here learn programming, art, or animation mostly for personal enjoyment rather than to work in the industry? I notice that whenever I try to push myself to use these skills for jobs, it feels like a slogβ€”oversaturated market, endless frameworks. But when I just focus on 1–3 tools for fun, I actually enjoy it. I do want money and connections, but I don’t like making things to please stakeholders. Anyone else feel the same?
Anonymous Canada No.214133164
>>214132891
It insists upon itself.
Anonymous Malta No.214133248
Taylor Swift reminds me of all the times I had a crush on a socially awkward girl.
Anonymous Canada No.214133278
>>214133026
*rapes your super soldier*
Anonymous Malta No.214133343 >>214133422
>>214133159
that's the difference between doing something as a hobby or doing it as a job,
in the real world you have to deal with constraints
Anonymous Canada No.214133422
>>214133159
>>214133343
One of you has your flag rotated…
Anonymous Malta No.214133437 >>214134225 >>214135897
>>214132729
Why is nobody working on artificial wombs?
Motherhood is incompatible with modern life.
You aren't going to convince women to spend their 20s having and raising kids. Not going to happen.
Anonymous France No.214133439
everyone itt need to pic related asap
Anonymous United States No.214133487
Islam has fallen
Anonymous Malta No.214133569 >>214136611
Islam is just Christianity for brainlets.
In many ways, it's the first Protestant Christianity.
Anonymous United States No.214133610
fart poop
Anonymous Malta No.214133647
He has some good takes, some of the time.
I find the hate against him quite unjustified.
Anonymous Canada No.214133795 >>214133872
I’m pretty sad. Good night /cum/fags I love you.
Anonymous Canada No.214133809 >>214134586
psychotic man on tim hortons patio at 5 am; likely filipino
Anonymous United States No.214133872
>>214133795
it'll be alright. try and relax some. we're here.
Anonymous United States No.214134225 >>214134525
>>214133437
You will if you have a strong culture of family values and identity,. See: Israel and many Jews in general. Everybody else got brain melted by the modern world.
Anonymous France No.214134478 >>214134667
just one thing ok, I may misuse some terms in the following statement since I have a dilettante approach to most of the ideas and concepts I come to reflect upon but just bear with me.
I believe that western countries are simply turning into a dystopic caste based borderless society with jeets being the main catalyst for change.
It's not enough that the lowest income activities fueling the lifestyle of elites have to be overrun by third worlders with zero standards for dignity, life at the bottom also has to become filthy and miserable. Basic things that you'd think are a given like hygiene, sanitary measures and order are leaving the decaying bottom of society and becoming progressively exclusive to zones and businesses only a few can afford.
The main drive of anything is differenciation after all. And as the top of pyramid runs out of things to do or have that are different from the less wealthy masses and also facing the hedonistic "problem" of hitting a kind of roof in terms of billionaire networth and billionaire activities (Jeff Bezos sent his wife to space with a couple celebrities, like what else is left to do with money on Earth now?)
It has become less about affording exclusive novelty and more about taking away from the rest to constantly fuel this difference between the top and the bottom.
I apologize if my words may come accross as bigotted to you but it's all I can observe on a daily basis.
I genuinely feel like in less than ten years Im going to wake up to an even more extremely alienating and inequal dystopia of brown worker ants dying for a couple of kike demons tribes
Anonymous Malta No.214134525 >>214134758
>>214134225
Those people literal stone age morality. Why do you keep using them as an example?
Anonymous Canada No.214134586 >>214136057
>>214133809
filipinos have a lot of problems
Anonymous United States No.214134667
>>214134478
Seems true enough. Statusfagging causes so many of the world's ills nothing will ever be fixed because gotta send signals. And many of those signals involve cruelty to plebs.
Anonymous United States No.214134758 >>214134935
>>214134525
Because they are the only developed nation that doesn't look at you like an outer space alien if you say children are good and necessary. A view that was broadly destroyed across the world within my own short lifetime in the name of decadence. You will not get baby pods. You will get extiction and nobody likes a loser.
Anonymous United States No.214134935 >>214135048
>>214134758
No it wasn't you're just a loser
Anonymous United States No.214135048 >>214136011
>>214134935
Has nothing to do with me. I didn't crater the TFR and will have kids. Your entire nation will be the loser by replacement and no kids, gg. Total Jewish victory.
Anonymous Poland No.214135664 >>214136092
did you know that the storyline of vtmb takes place in Los Angeles?
Anonymous Canada No.214135897
>>214133437
>You aren't going to convince women to spend their 20s having and raising kids
And how do artificial wombs solve that?
Anonymous United States No.214136011 >>214136765
>>214135048
You have to go outside to have kids
Anonymous Germany No.214136057
>>214134586
Filipinos are extremely powerful
Anonymous United States No.214136092
>>214135664
I wish they would make another one without all the woke writers trying to denazify the setting. What little we saw of the sequal before it got canned was beyond cringe inducing
Anonymous United States No.214136213 >>214136333
Let's go!!!!!
Anonymous United States No.214136333
>>214136213
All the misplaced faith in the russian armed forces has been a constant source of schadenfreude these last several years
Anonymous United States No.214136611
>>214133569
Shia islam is a lot like Catholicism
Anonymous United States No.214136765
>>214136011
The grass is mad at me because I keep hand raping it. Not everybody here is a caricature. Shalom.
Anonymous United States No.214137075
hello. time for church
Anonymous United States No.214137112 >>214137381
marx and neo-coms have been a disaster for the writing sphere
these people can only write stories with an oppressor/oppressed dynamic
Anonymous United States No.214137296
Anonymous United States No.214137343
new
>>214137333
>>214137333
>>214137333
Anonymous Malta No.214137381
>>214137112
I read that as neo-cons and it still made sense.