Thread 214129261

hate vtuber edish

>>214129261 (OP)
huh?

girls racing sheep in cornwall 1969

>>214129276
wat nou?

Darty today

Same as it ever was

>>214129289
You know for a fact that these girls grew up and stopped their kids doing this because it's "unsafe"

>>214129289
adorable

>>214129314
I'm a government man

and there it goes

soon it begins again, another day

dislike when people precede an assumption they've just made with "you know" in an attempt to convince others to accept their assumption as fact

>>214129289
this is what britain was about until diversity ruined everything

rorke seething as no one was killed or stabbed at notting hill carnival yesterday

You owe women sex

>>214129394
It was family day mate
The day for kids
Sunday is always the bloodbath

if I don't have sex by tomorrow afternoon I'm going to blow up England

>>214129314
I don't like people when they're not polite

sometimes i pick up either catberg just to display my immense power compared to their puny little body

>>214129419
cor can't wait

rip bros nice knowing you
>>214129426

>>214129394
>>214129419
incel freaks
carnival starts on su nday with the family day
monday is the actual party day

>>214129454
Yeah mate everyone is an incel expect you

>>214129314

https://youtu.be/4VAOdhr-aU8

buying up vast quantities of lads mags before the internet is wiped of porn entirely

>be a N
>invited to wrestling show for a staged fight
>start throwing punches for real
>nearly kill a guy
>other wrestlers have to come in and intervene
>get arrested for assault
https://x.com/DahtSick/status/1959467694392324353

>>214129454
Last time I got back to London on carnival Monday some guy got stabbed on the overground train I was on :)

>>214129454
baited for this exact response n' thing

>>214129372
Feels targeted, yk?

>>214129517
>i was just pretending to be an incel

Names Porkington. Rorke Porkington.

Why hold a carnival on a Sunday Monday?
Do these "people" not have jobs?

Had a dream I was at school and Jennifer Anniston was in my class and I was asking her to let me suck on her toes.

Taking off my shoulder straps mid-poo like I’m Kurt Angle

>>214129591
even in your dreams, you're pathetic

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>>214129590
It’s a bank holiday weekend

>>214129590
august bank holiday no longer exists, eh?

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>>214129615
>>214129621
Oh yeah... Well it's not a holiday for me.
Some of us have toil on Monday, so I'd appreciate it if you kept the noise down yeah?

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>>214129590
Working all three days of the bank holiday weekend me. Love me overtime.

>>214129659
Wtf, so THEY let all the Indians on the internet?

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

I'll be in your nightmares you subhuman mutt, setting you on fire

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>214129662
I’m sure they’ll keep the noise down lad, they’re always really quiet :)

On this day 1984. Riot police arrive into the mining village of Easington.

For the next two weeks the village would become under police occupation.

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>214129434
me too. I love my little man

>>214129723
Why are you freckly

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

pick up your cat for the right reasons, not the wrong reasons

>>214129679
Very commendable young man. Someone needs to keep the wheels turning

>>214129501
Fucking hell that's mad. That ref was USELESS

>wrestling
>staged
errr.. saying the quiet part out loud

>>214129732
I'm one eighth irish. My great grandmother/my mum's mum's mum was from Ireland

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Arseberg speaking in tongues
Reeks of mildew and poo but there is no poo
What did he mean by this?

>>214129773
You see, the problem with arsenal is, they always try to walk it in
I was a mess, wandering the street drunk at 11pm

Might learn French

wanking a gay poo

>>214129834
Slag

>>214129834
Holy sexo
I actually saw some fat small cheated dirty sket wearing a black one piece a few weeks ago, walking down the street with her boyfriend.
Literally looked like 30 pounds of shit stuffed into a 10 pound bag

>>214129863
young dirty bastard

norman irish

look how cool smoking looks in Norway

>>214129920
Who the hell is Roy king?

>>214129920
I smoke red 100s this is the pack

Well a proper bit of scran wouldn’t do us any harm

>>214129947
that looks cool

One pint of tea, intravenously administered to raise me from the dead after a night of heavy boozing

>>214129964
I smoke Camel Turkish Blend sometimes too.

something not quite right about me

Røyking all over the world

Grandad used to smoke Marlborough reds.
I can say from experience that they are a quality smoke for sure.

>>214129590
It's a bank holiday you dole scrounging cretin

>>214130022
moon faced

>>214129289
>girls racing sheep in cornwall 1969
The year I was born.

I want to bang british twinks up the arse

>>214130031
I'm working Monday lad, 8 to 4

>>214129977
really
>>214130011
is there
>>214130015
are you
>>214130027
did he
can you
>>214130054
do you

On me holidays lads x

english is a slave language

>>214130022
I wonder if in a few years people will look back at all of this tiktok nonsense and realise what a load of shit it is.
Every time I see these women doing little dances in skimpy outfits to some shite music it just makes me cringe

>>214130105
Knew a guy from there

comfy Sunday morning poo on the cards

>>214130082
...Yh
>>214130105
Filthy phone poster with autocorrect I am me

>>214130111
actually it's a germanice language

seeing this creature's face appear on the television makes me feel queasy.

>>214130170
it's the most romantic language i can speak

I hate Christianity so much

Nicolas cage kino on telly innit

>>214130131
>branco
isn't it blanco?

I wish Emma Watson would toot in my face.

>>214130200
do you hate britain cos starmer's a cuck?

>>214130082
Yes

got a shift with the curvy Portuguese lass on Tuesday, can't wait

Um

oh you mean fat

>>214130221
Yeah that’s going to be a big UM for me.

>>214130244
no she's just got big sexo hips

what's with all the flags appearing on motorway bridges

>>214130226
Ever shag her up the arse?

>>214130256
I'll give you something to um about yank.

>>214130275
no but I spend a considerable amount of time thinking about it

Saved this picture a few years ago and haven't the foggiest idea why

>>214130297
fat cunt spitting because he hates exercise

Having a poo

Partaking in a poo

>>214130419
For breakfast? That's insane

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5ypej14j2xo

>People convicted of crimes in England and Wales could find themselves barred from going to pubs, concerts and sports matches under changes to sentencing rules being planned by the government

>The reforms would allow courts imposing non-custodial terms to have the power to hand out driving and travel bans too, and order offenders to remain in specific areas

Morning my loves x

>>214130437
Back at your parents timeshare are we Adam?

Poo barm for brekky

>>214130445
girl who i fancy not replying to my texts
so not much loving going on from me RIP

>>214130441
Your country slips deeper every day.

>>214130457
I'm not that fat nonce

>>214130445
Morning darling, fancy a cup of poo? X

>The biggest e-petitions were both calls to reverse the Brexit decision, with 2016's "EU Referendum rules triggering a 2nd EU Referendum" attracting more than 4.1 million signatures, and 2019's "Revoke Article 50 and remain in the EU" with nearly 6.1 million signatures.

you could add those two numbers together and you'd still be 7.2m fewer people than the amount that voted to leave the eu

we're cooked chat no cap

>>214130297
Heroic faustian male on the left. Slave gimp pervert on a bike on the right. You don't get it

>>214130492
These petitions are never really representative (very low turnout). Most people know they won't affect any political decision so they don't bother.

sometimes I fantasise about going back in time to the 15th century and introducing arielle maxine to the court as a french prisoner of war, and everyone saying how fair and lovely she is, and then one wizened old pervert in the corner clearing his throat and asking, wryly, 'hath she a willard?' and then everyone driving us out of the castle and me and arielle having to retreat into the woods to partake of our forbidden love

>>214130441
>Justice Secretary Shabana Mahmood
all I needed to hear

>>214130526
It's also very easy to make fake votes

>>214130531
wtf

>>214130492
Love how much it made middle class queers angry

>>214130180
sick of seeing that henry cole every time i flick through the channels

>>214129920
dang that is pretty cool

>>214130492
Little bitches just can't accept that the majority of the country didn't want to be a part of the eu
Unfortunately the people in power at the time were remainders so didn't carry out Brexit properly.
Well, that's how I see it anyway, but what do I know

>>214130558
begone, hater

>>214130582
10cm en dun

wanting to rule over others is an immoral trait, so of course immoral people rule over us

>>214130022
shagged her

had a wank now I don't care about life, work, women or dying

still managed to salvage the wasted day

goodnight losers

>>214130598
>ooh look at me I'm so moral because I'm all shy and weak :)
to coin an american phrase, you're a faggot

>>214130633
wow my wanks are nothing like this

high pollen lads stay safe out there
could be nettles perhaps

lashed a bit of honey in my coffee
bank holiday sunday

morning lads, relaxing sunday for me, and you?

>>214130644
Lockdown immediately

>>214130634
praise allah
save the immah

>>214130644
got the sniffles already after walking dogberg
it's so over

justice shabiba alibaba zogmeet explains why brown rapists only go to jail for 4 months and STUNS rorke

>>214130667
risky business lad
next thing you'll be sucking off blokes and collecting stamps

2nd explosive hangover shite completed

>>214130671
alklcohol
drinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>214130678
whiter than you achmed

bit of rach 2 to start my morning

surely pollen season is over by now
summer's basically over

coffee consumed, poo loading ....

>>214130695
i assumed so, i serve the immah thats my dean

>>214130598
It's more like weak and stupid people prevent good and strong people from doing things but do not prevent evil and immoral people from doing things

>>214130671
play some trails of cold steel then watch my shit team lose the football

>>214130724
which game?

>>214130735
trails of cold steel mate

no one used to be allergic to pollen, you've all be psyoped

>>214130226
delete this immediately

>>214130742
1?

>>214130745
i used to be but now im not, weird innit

>>214130719
youre not witty or deep. its contrived and annoying

>>214130722
How can weak people prevent strong people from doing anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzVCap_jXH4&list=RDG8b2w4k8g0c&index=2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzVCap_jXH4&list=RDG8b2w4k8g0c&index=2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzVCap_jXH4&list=RDG8b2w4k8g0c&index=2

>>214130769
vaxx status?

>>214130735
first one

>>214130786
how u finding it you played earlier games?

>>214130774
morality

>>214130777
it's just noise

lupita nyong'o sex arse

>>214130800
So immoral people are more powerful than moral people.

;-)

>>214130826
Nope

>>214130773
yet when i die i will go to heaven and you shall not

>>214130821
child

>>214130797
never played any others, enjoying the combat system and team mechanics

>>214130774
society and bureaucracy and law, all sorts of things. the weak and stupid outnumber the good and strong. the evil and immoral trick the weak and stupid who restrain the strong and good

>>214130853
i'm glad you're enjoying it but that's wild that's your first game like you can still follow the plot but there's a lot of easter egg references (and spoilers, altho these spoilers will be meaningless cos it's just names) that you miss

>>214130877
>>214130826

>>214130879
chatgpt response

my milf next door neighbour looked hot as fuck this morning, dressed like she'd been out the night before. will try to fuck her before christmas

belch bag lid
or
glib cab held

>>214130900
retardo

did too many poos yesterday

Wonder how long until its unironically illegal

spend about 8 hours a day on my phone nothing else to do

>>214130924
>unironically

>>214130851
wish i could have played donkey kong with her

>>214130851
British rose playing donkey konga smacked out her nut.
Beautiful

>>214130892
They're only more powerful because of weak and stupid people usually giving them the power. The good and strong are always too few but sometimes they achieve great things

>>214130924
make the palestine flag england's flag

>>214130936
>getting fit
>building something with hands
>reading books
>cycling
how can you be bored?

lil mong loves his bright device kek

>>214130924
>They may say something more
Ooh mysterious

Had a 7 piece slim chickens meal with large fries and a biscoff milkshake last night, walked to get it

>>214130946
But the worst always come to take power eventually it seems

got that's so raven on

>>214130969
fucking get in

>>214130973
more of a cory in the house chad myself

got about 300 games on steam and about 200 books on my shelves. don't want to play or read any of them.

>>214130972
>But the worst always come to take power eventually it seems
Give examples

Wondering whether you're thinking Hitler or Starmer

>>214130974
cayenne ranch dip x2

>>214130995
same except i have never read a book but have digital hoarded films

Lads lads lads
I genuinely have a question
What's the best SIM only network? I've been with O2 for years and my phone is now paid off and I can finally leave this shit network

>>214131012
ruined it

>>214130995
Play fortnite

Interesting...

>>214130995
ktim
would much rather wank, or scroll /brit/, or watch uneducational youtube videos for hours on end

>>214131014
>i have never read a book
how is this possible

>>214131032
no lad it is still not interesting no matter how many times you post it

>>214131032
Is this why the Irish hate Jews so much?

>>214131032
Jews have put celts to shame

>>214131029
Oh yeah what dip then? Have you even tried the cayenne? I'm going to have to ask you to leave

>>214131038
No interest

>>214130991
he's a nonce

>>214131035
extremely cringe

>>214131044
Seething mick kek

>>214131068
Absolute cinema more like

>>214131035
Eze agreed terms with Spurs and was just waiting for his boyhood club to make an offer. If they didn't make an offer, he would have happily gone to spurs. I don't think this is quite the slam dunk gazump Arse thinks it is

>>214131066
would reccomend them theres some good ones out there about loads of different subjects

>>214131067
Who am I to judge

>>214131020
whoever has the best coverage in your area
probably EE desu

>>214131032
the Irish should really sort that out shouldn't they

>>214131086
Tried reading a stepen king one called the long walk yeeeeeeeeeeeeears ago and got bored after a few papers. now theyre making a film on it so it would have been a waste to read it.

going live in about 10 mins

>>214131020
smarty

>>214131035
>>214131084
>>214131072
Gayboys

>>214131125
Dont like chocolate haha

Anyone here have any irish ancestry? How much? 1/8th here

>>214131134
Zero point zero

>>214131119
WE'LL DO IT LIVE
FUCK IT

Mental how many birds I could've shagged last night but decided not to. Just couldn't be arsed bringing them home to my messy flat haha

>>214131134
-1/4th, me

>>214131134
thankfully not

you remember that vid that used to go around where that bald man put his entire head inside that woman's fanny?
was that real

took me a while to figure out the God bit but then I remembered the original saying was thank you based god or something like that

>>214131162
my toilet is broken so I shan't be bringing anyone back and asking them to flush using the ol' bucket, as I have been doing

>>214131084
Seething aha

>>214131220
partial to the occasional "basado y rojopillado" myself

>>214131220
wonder why everyone stopped saying anon

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>>214131222
you posted about this months ago you still haven't fixed it?

>>214131084
lol eze called arteta to ask if there’s any chance they can sign him right before he was gonna sign for spurs

>>214131220
#rare
#based

It's embarrassing that this is the primary word in so many peoples vocabulary

Why wouldn't you fix something that breaks instantly? Just ring up some plumbers and see when someone can come out?

The yardie cronem are showering

>>214131319
so am i haha

tempted to bet on fulham beating united

not a fan of people like "eze" so don't watch a sport that's chock full of them

Utterly mental just how crazy the black death was lads.

the positive vibes incense the hibiscus waterfalls candle the hello beautiful perfume the cherry peach limeade and the bubble trouble lip balm <3

>>214131270
I will concede that was indeed me and my toilet has been broken for several months now.

The other week I had a look inside to see if I could have a go at fixing it but it looked nothing like the schematic on the screwfix website. None of that shit was in there, instead it's all one giant plastic skyscraper looking contraption.

I want to say the problem is that the water in the cistern is draining away faster than it can refill itself, the result being that the cistern is empty at all times and so when I push the flush button nothing happens because there's no water in there. Presumably this means there's a problem with the seal at the base of the cistern but I didn't get as far as looking at that I just gave up and sealed it back up.

>>214131351
Oh you know him personally do you

it's crazy how idris elba is the ideal bond but it'll never be permitted because of anti woke

ironing some shirts and listening to Rush

https://youtu.be/mP_pt7vBVeM?feature=shared&t=6122
we seen this yet?

>>214131134
1/4 on one side, from Cork. Also 1/4 on the other side but not sure where from.

Why can't we go a single thread without people bringing up Mousey for no reason ffs

Sorry Claire, Leon is Asian Fanny only

>>214131220
>based department more common on reddit than 4chan
not surprised

>>214131374
I know and instead we’ll end up with the Jew Aaron Taylor-Johnson who can’t act for shit

How Mousey Got His Groove Back

>>214131380
not ironed a shirt in about 3 years

got a wedding coming up soon though so I will need to. I'm not great at it but really the iron does most of the work so anything is better than nothing

>>214131400
School is still out. The dollhouse characters are only ever talked about when school is out for summer and half-terms. Imagine being a child and wasting your youth on being a schizo freak on 4chan

>>214131436
I don't mind him. Liked him in that 28 Years Later movie.

>>214131441
get a steamer, much easier

>>214131366
Yeah I understand how older cisterns work with the ball float on an arm but these new button push ones seem more complicated.
Surely if the water is constantly draining into the toilet your water bill is extortionate?
I love in Scotland so it'd be free you see

Buried a body in my mind and now the police are onto me

>>214131134
I am Irish but also a protestant and also British and there's nothing anyone can do about it

>>214131470
I thought that said "get steamed, it's much easier"

got sunday brunch on, weird seeing al murray with hair

mental how in 3 years my life will be completely different from now. I can’t wait to be living my dream

>>214131512
I live my dreams every night

Shalom

>>214131512
give up now its over you'll never achieve anything

>>214131436
not only is idris perfect in height and build and style etc but also he has bond's bad acting. he's more roger moore than anyone. literally everyone would love it except bloody artsy directors have got to try and make a name for themselves by making their next twink bf into an a list star

>>214131512
Keep going King, you’ve got this

Wonder when they'll reboot Chuckle Brothers

>>214129263
>>214129263
>>214129263

he likes it he likes it he likes it ok

>>214131562
Fuck off disgustingly early dogshit yank new

>>214131499
>>214131499
Well, that would be true, in fact I might just get on the booze right now.
Start early, finish early as they say

>>214131612
actually it's not early it was made a few seconds after this one and we're using it now ok? <3

should we at least finish this one off haha
no?
okay :) :)

>>214131705
okay! yes!
how are you today?

someone should finish me off