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Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133822 [Report] >>214133852
/brit/
England edition
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133849 [Report] >>214134030
Don't see many people planking anymore
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133852 [Report] >>214133869 >>214133879
>>214133822 (OP)
Why are nigel farage supported all on disabled benefits?
homealoneeveryfridaynight United Kingdom No.214133854 [Report] >>214133897 >>214133915 >>214133940 >>214135176
me mums got BPD and me dads got autism, both undiagnosed of course but its very obvious
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133868 [Report] >>214137391
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133869 [Report]
>>214133852
because they wish they weren't
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133873 [Report] >>214133907
why are nigel farage supporters all on disability benefits?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133875 [Report]
me dad's a nonce
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133879 [Report]
>>214133852
Excuse me?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133888 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx8rm5SCHJI
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133892 [Report]
if nigel farage drops a £50 note
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133897 [Report] >>214135176
>>214133854
I think my mum has BPD as well. My dad might be a little bit autistic but he's kind of a chad actually.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133907 [Report]
>>214133873
Why are you disabled?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133910 [Report]
There goes rorke painting England flags on the roundabout
I must remember to thank him
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133915 [Report] >>214135176
>>214133854
Wow that's exactly the same as me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133926 [Report]
he deleted and reposted it because of a typo oh my days
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133929 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133937 [Report]
girlies on the train to reading talking about the "pingers" they'll be taking at the festival
reminded me of my youth - long gone now, of course
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133939 [Report] >>214133960
>>214133811
reckon some of them don't bathe to put the other team off?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133940 [Report] >>214133962 >>214135176
>>214133854
ASPD father, schizophrenic mother. Both diagnosed. A description of my childhood wouldn't be out of place in the Early Life section of a serial killer.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133960 [Report]
>>214133939
That and it's hard to tell what's mud and what isn't
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133962 [Report] >>214134089
>>214133940
>A description of my childhood
go on
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133975 [Report] >>214133990 >>214133995 >>214134015 >>214134028 >>214134473
my mum too frequently tries to kill herself and is a raging alcoholic that shits on the floor by accident often and won't get help for her mental health problems (or even physical health problems)
dad is normal and dont know how he puts up with it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133981 [Report] >>214133990
Assuming my mother has BPD, and she almost certainly does, it would totally explain my avoidant personality, which has severely limited my potential and fucked up my love life. Therefore everything is indeed my mum's fault for being a cold and manipulative cunt to her own son.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133990 [Report] >>214134002 >>214134053
>>214133975
>>214133981
is the therapist not taking your appointments?
Anonymous Sweden No.214133994 [Report] >>214134013
feeling the cosmic micro-vibrations course through my light-activated veins down to the third eye promptly placed on my taint
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133995 [Report]
>>214133975
aye didn’t happen tho
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214133997 [Report]
Oedipus Rex over here
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134002 [Report]
>>214133990
lets just not talk, then
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134013 [Report]
>>214133994
*tickles your knob chakra*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134015 [Report]
>>214133975
>dad is normal and dont know how he puts up with it
your da got autism
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134028 [Report] >>214134033 >>214134060 >>214134066
>>214133975
My mum attempted suicided when I was 14 through overdose and later blamed me for it
Anonymous United States No.214134029 [Report]
herro engerand!!
Anonymous Malaysia No.214134030 [Report]
>>214133849
they probably just do it in their room. i do squats and run around my bedroom sometimes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134033 [Report]
>>214134028
At least we know who's fault it is
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134036 [Report] >>214134047 >>214134094
van with a big "THE ARMY IS RECRUITING" sign driving around reading during the festival
trying to get the kids while theyre young i suppose
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134047 [Report]
>>214134036
come on kids, let's die for israel, no cap on god
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134053 [Report]
>>214133990
You're the kind of shit-eating faggot who says "is google broken?" when somebody wants to make conversation.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134060 [Report] >>214134112
>>214134028
you can't even mention that it fucked you up as well either because it will make her want to do it even more
mine tried it with a smashed pint glass (one of my favourites) and has decided to do it slowly with vodka instead
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134066 [Report]
>>214134028
Why would you do that?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134074 [Report]
Had to stop watching Limmy. He goes on these diatribes about English people far too often for it to be funny. I'm Welsh but I love my English brothers!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134089 [Report] >>214134103 >>214134110 >>214134111 >>214134331 >>214135210
>>214133962
For brevity I'll greentext
>raised like a dog, expected to behave like an adult from earliest age
>beaten for doing anything that annoyed my father, and this changed with the wind
>slapping, ear twisting, sweeping out my legs and kicking me
>threatened with death on a daily basis, told I would be killed in my sleep
>beat me and humiliated me in public regularly, on multiple occasions pulled my pants down in front of strangers and spanked me
>would seek me out on my cycle home from school to catch me riding without a helmet, or without my lights on, pull me off my bike and beat me in front of my friends
>because he was 6ft4 and strong nobody ever said a word
>everyone else in my life, mother, grandparents, aunts and uncles alluded to knowledge and gave paltry sympathetic gestures, but no one ever dared to tell him he was wrong and to stop
Anonymous Australia No.214134094 [Report]
>>214134036
>government spends years shitting on white people and alienating them from their home and culture
>please please PLEASE join to fight for your country

lol
Anonymous United States No.214134102 [Report]
boom boom boom chicka boom boom boom boom boom
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134103 [Report] >>214134147
>>214134089
should have called NSPCC mate
get him locked up
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134110 [Report] >>214134208
>>214134089
mental all made up though isn't it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134111 [Report] >>214134208
>>214134089
Go on mate just grab a knife, you're an apex predator and they're all prey
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134112 [Report]
>>214134060
I'm sure my mum actually takes pleasure in my suffering. Even now I'm still totally shocked that somebody would treat their own child that way.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134118 [Report] >>214134157 >>214134187 >>214135238
Ever noticed that people that hate their parents often call them "father" and "mother". Is that on purpose?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134147 [Report] >>214134175 >>214134246
>>214134103
I was put into foster care once after he attempted suicide. My terror of him was so great as a child, that when given the choice to stay in foster care (with a lovely family) or to go home to be tormented and terrorised, I opted to return. I am nearly thirty and he has been dead for three years, and I still have nightmares, or imagine that I hear his voice in the hum of a crowd, or a distant shout in the dead of night.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134157 [Report] >>214134168
>>214134118
i call mine mater and pater
Anonymous Malaysia No.214134168 [Report]
>>214134157
good morning sir
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134170 [Report] >>214134250
Ok I will buy it!!
Somebody stop me! Aha
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134175 [Report] >>214134257
>>214134147
Bet you still ride with a helmet though you ungrateful little shit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134187 [Report]
>>214134118
Might be because those are more formal than "mum and dad", alluding to the lack of closeness.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134208 [Report] >>214134249 >>214134268
>>214134110
Wish it was, you're not the first to say this. He'd volunteer at a youth group I was part of, and a friend I had there who I had confided in told me he no longer believed me after meeting my father, and seeing how charming and kind he was. Many such moments, even my mother denies it and she bore witness to most of it.
>>214134111
He died of cancer three years ago, but I used to sleep with a knife under my pillow and my hand wrapped around the handle. If he'd actually tried to kill me, I think I'd have killed him or tried to.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134210 [Report] >>214134224
me daddy used to shout at me and smack me when i were a young lad and thats why im a weirdo freak now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134216 [Report] >>214134254
I have a hidden disability, Fish Odour Syndrome. It misunderstood and unpleasant. Don't feel sorry for me just try and understand a hidden disability.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134224 [Report] >>214134264
>>214134210
It's not your fault
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134227 [Report]
>ride a bike with no helmet
>dad cracks his skull as a punishment
bluds dad is jigsaw
Anonymous Sweden No.214134229 [Report]
so most of you lot were abused as kids?
Anonymous Canada No.214134231 [Report] >>214134352
>>214133700
Dudes legitimately watching this show like it has a protagonist and it's not a character study of the walking embodiment of narcissim and gluttony.

If I were a woman and I made a "men hate thread" it'd probably post some rube watching The Sopranos and thinking the guy that beats people to death with his own hands and cheats on his wife 4 times a day is a funny likeable character. Legitimately scares me.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134235 [Report] >>214134287 >>214134598
nth for the holodem
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134246 [Report] >>214134325
>>214134147
The fact they would even consider sending you back to him is mental. I bet he was really nice to other people, wasn't he? Fuckers that like always are, that's how they get away with it.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134249 [Report] >>214134325
>>214134208
>a youth group
beavers/scouts?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134250 [Report]
>>214134170
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134254 [Report] >>214134272 >>214134301 >>214134310 >>214134328
>>214134216
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134257 [Report]
>>214134175
Don't ride bicycles at all, I drive.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134264 [Report]
>>214134224
i know
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134268 [Report] >>214134364
>>214134208
Chin up, you get to see him again when we're all summoned to the great below
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134272 [Report]
>>214134254
fucking screaming
Anonymous Austria No.214134287 [Report] >>214134413
>>214134235
Watch /brit/tubers like Ekkomori or Roko or Gremlili (French-Canadian, british enough).
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134301 [Report]
>>214134254
Can't help but feel sorry for him. Born with a hidden disability like that. He never stood a chance.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134310 [Report]
>>214134254
Fucking vile pig
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134325 [Report] >>214134342 >>214134428 >>214134451
>>214134246
Yes, when he died there were easily sixty people at his funeral, many of whom embraced me with tears running down their face. Everyone that knew him loved him, and looked upon me with bewilderment, as he exuded confidence and competence, and I was anything but.
>>214134249
Air Cadets
Anonymous Poland No.214134328 [Report]
>>214134254
why wouldnt you just get a box of selects
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134331 [Report] >>214134425
>>214134089
I'm sorry lad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134342 [Report] >>214134425
>>214134325
more like air faggets
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134343 [Report]
Hey Goran
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134344 [Report]
test
Anonymous Australia No.214134347 [Report]
had a normal upper middle class upbringing me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134352 [Report]
>>214134231
It's really concerning that these psycho types can be so likeable despite being complete scumbags. In these TV shows and films they at least get what's coming to them in the end.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134364 [Report] >>214134409
>>214134268
If there is an afterlife, and I end up in the same place as him, I shall rue whatever deity rules over it and demand to be sent further below.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134366 [Report]
downloaded Ableton but dont have a creative bone in my body me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134369 [Report] >>214134550 >>214135138 >>214135186
poo um
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134383 [Report] >>214134417
Thoughts?
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1755961483497357.webm
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134398 [Report] >>214134454 >>214134472
proto hinge gf messages back too quick
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134409 [Report]
>>214134364
Canto 12 of Inferno
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134413 [Report]
>>214134287
I watch shondo and a V4 brit tuber from time to time. The French Canadian tuber I've watched is on hiatus x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134417 [Report]
>>214134383
biomass
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134425 [Report]
>>214134331
Thanks anon. It's a bad habit of mine whining about it, but it is inescapable.
>>214134342
My squadron was actually alright, all the instructors were ex-army or ex-RAF, encouraged full contact (grappling, holds) during exercises - used PT as punishment, all of which was banned organisation wide. Youre probably thinking of those squadrons that operate out of boxes on cinderblocks at the back of school playgrounds - we had our own dedicated facilities on an MOD site.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134428 [Report] >>214134492
>>214134325
Because he was such a cunt to you, I bet you're actually a genuinely nice person.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134443 [Report] >>214134468
tried to go for a hangover nap
head was banging that hard couldnt fall asleep
zombie mode today for me then
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134448 [Report]
After listening to the advice of my fellow anons, I have just made the switch from the shit o2 to Smarty

Thank you for your support in this matter
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134451 [Report] >>214134514
>>214134325
>Air Cadets
Men that volunteer for shit like that are always wrong'uns. The scout leader I had was a fucking strict freak as well, wouldn't be surprised if he molested boys. Even when I was young I thought the way he dressed was pedoey
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134454 [Report]
>>214134398
get her knobbed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134468 [Report] >>214134500
>>214134443
How much did you drink?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134472 [Report]
>>214134398
have an open and honest conversation about boundaries to build the foundations of a healthy relationship
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134473 [Report] >>214134596 >>214134625
>>214133975
Parents are weird.
Mum is low iq, can't hold down a job, converted to islam for my dad
Dad is a paki atheist and a pretentious poseur. Says he's into opera and ballet and classical music, but he just listens to the most famous bits on classic fm
Anonymous Ethiopia No.214134479 [Report] >>214134560 >>214134585 >>214134625
When clout chasing goes wrong
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134484 [Report]
Wish I got molested as a boy (by a sexy woman)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134492 [Report] >>214134592 >>214134698
>>214134428
I am polite, respectful, and compassionate to strangers, but when I have an emotional stake in a relationship negative behaviours come out - emotional manipulation, vindictiveness, callousness. Taken a while to recognise them, haven't yet overcome them. Better off alone for the time being.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134500 [Report]
>>214134468
about 8 tins, nothing out of the ordinary for me but i fell asleep without drinking any water
Anonymous Australia No.214134506 [Report] >>214134513
I'm posting amongst actual literal retarded rasheeds
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134513 [Report]
>>214134506
Blend right in don't they
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134514 [Report]
>>214134451
Something I sometimes hear is "never work with children or animals". So someone wanting to do that is a bit suspicious, no?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134536 [Report]
had a fairly normal upbringing but i think my rents probably gave me slightly less attention/affection than average
Anonymous Malaysia No.214134550 [Report]
>>214134369
dont see the appeal if it's not pooey
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134560 [Report] >>214134639 >>214134702
>>214134479
Why didn't the ref try to pull him off?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134567 [Report] >>214134636 >>214135630
saw this SEX train earlier
Teeside Steelmaster
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134575 [Report]
Mousey wrapped in a St. George flag to force the council to do something about him
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134585 [Report]
>>214134479
silly coon doesn't know what a work is
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134592 [Report]
>>214134492
Shit I can relate to that. It's good you're working through it.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134596 [Report] >>214134658
>>214134473
/brit/ isnt for your kind mate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134598 [Report]
>>214134235
from left to right
brown whore, alien whore, gravure whore, ugly whore, racist whore, korean, mukkun, dog, fat whore, married whore, megawhore, darts
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134625 [Report] >>214134657 >>214134658
>>214134479
scripted>>214134473
>converted to islam for my dad
>Dad is an atheist
absolutely done her
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134636 [Report]
>>214134567
Last time I saw a 37 it was accelerating through a station and the whole place was vibrating.
Anonymous Ethiopia No.214134639 [Report]
>>214134560
It was supposed to be a harmless part of the show. Took it too far.
Anonymous Poland No.214134657 [Report]
>>214134625
a staged trip to the hospital
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134658 [Report] >>214134674 >>214134693
>>214134625
I'm an atheist as well.
>>214134596
My mum's white British. Where am I meant to be?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134672 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsqNCMxoFh4
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134674 [Report] >>214134765
>>214134658
>Where am I meant to be?
pakistan where you came from mate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134687 [Report] >>214134769
Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.

He is so fucking powerful. I’m not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I’m spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I’ll make it.

I can’t imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I’m scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I’m currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134688 [Report] >>214134791 >>214134822 >>214135319
My father
>regularly disassembled and reassembled cars and computers for fun
>ran a home server with IOT throughout the house, everything automated
>designed and built a self sustaining hydroponic farm in our back garden, using 3D printed parts and Raspberry pi
>designed and built a fully immersive motorised flight simulator
All while claiming "disability" and a "carers" allowance
Anonymous Australia No.214134691 [Report] >>214134732
shuddering at the realisation that I'm not amongst fellow whites on here
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134693 [Report] >>214134765
>>214134658
your situation shouldn't exist and it's cruel that it has been forced upon you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134698 [Report] >>214134763
>>214134492
It's good that you've become self-aware so you can potentially break the vicious cycle and form healthy relationships. What were your dad's parents like?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134702 [Report]
>>214134560
would have been incredibly inappropriate
Anonymous Canada No.214134703 [Report] >>214134731
Drinking coffee out of my $100,000,000,000,000 mug
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134711 [Report]
officially no longer a sir air fryer as i have thrown mine out
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134714 [Report]
Goran!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134726 [Report]
Sir Induction Hob
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134731 [Report] >>214134860
>>214134703
send that mug to isreal right now
Anonymous Malaysia No.214134732 [Report] >>214134754
>>214134691
same
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134739 [Report]
Sir Customer Service
Anonymous Australia No.214134754 [Report] >>214134806
>>214134732
at least I know what you are and can imagine you as some sort of colonial era servant boy fanning the other posters with palm fronds
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134763 [Report]
>>214134698
Unfortunately I have hurt a number of people to get here, so it has been good for me, but not so good for those that have known me.
>What were your dad's parents like?
My uncle, his brother, is a successful, empathetic and loving father - I believe my father was born this way.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134765 [Report] >>214134810 >>214134843
>>214134674
Never lived there, they don't like me
>>214134693
I do OK in life. Got bullied at school for being a halfie. Neither side wanted anything to do with me. Found some friends as an adult
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134769 [Report] >>214134787
>>214134687
you spirtual girls make my cock hard
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134787 [Report] >>214134857
>>214134769
You will never EVER penetrate my level defence charm, you vile little insect
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134791 [Report] >>214134827 >>214134879
>>214134688
Too autistic to work.
Anonymous Malaysia No.214134806 [Report] >>214134831
>>214134754
bit rude. im naturally sweet
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134810 [Report] >>214134848
>>214134765
being mixed race causes a lot of issues, including identity ones
it's the second biggest reason why I'm against it. for the good of the poor kids.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134822 [Report]
>>214134688
based autist, my dad can't even make a salad properly
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134827 [Report] >>214134944
>>214134791
>Too autistic to work
Yet he could set up a self-sustaining colony on Mars
Anonymous Australia No.214134831 [Report]
>>214134806
yes I know the british used to refer to malaysians as "nature's gentlemen" and I agree with that
Anonymous Ethiopia No.214134843 [Report] >>214134876
>>214134765
Do you look peng like Zayn or Naomi Scott
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134848 [Report]
>>214134810
In America they make them president
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134855 [Report] >>214134975
Dogs are vermin
Drown the lot of them
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134857 [Report]
>>214134787
you'd be weak at the knees if you saw me little lady x
Anonymous Canada No.214134860 [Report]
>>214134731
They're Zimbabwean dollars (worthless)
Anonymous United States No.214134874 [Report]
:)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134876 [Report]
>>214134843
No
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134879 [Report]
>>214134791
No, just found more financial success in defrauding the state than pursuing paid work.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134894 [Report] >>214134912 >>214134949
Hitting on strictly disabled women (I've run the numbers)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134902 [Report]
so this is rorke
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134912 [Report] >>214134930
>>214134894
you've never ran even 5 feet
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134913 [Report]
Heathermong trying to bum the half white half paki lad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134914 [Report]
*smiles at u*
Anonymous Canada No.214134926 [Report]
What a nice, friendly, supportive thread you're all having this morning. I guess it's afternoon, but anyway my point stands.

Seems having a bank holiday puts everyone in a good mood :)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134930 [Report]
>>214134912
Neither have they
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134941 [Report]
selling counterfeit (you)s anyone want some?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134944 [Report] >>214134985 >>214134994
>>214134827
Would he able to carry out tasks give to him, even if he didn't feel like particularly interested in them? Certain people I've worked with in the tech industry have neglected their duties in favour of little pet projects.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134945 [Report]
whatchutalmbout
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134949 [Report] >>214134988 >>214134998 >>214135057
>>214134894
Would you go out with a disabled lass?

Some girls in wheelchairs can be fit, but you worry about long term weight gain if they aren't able to excercise. Not sure I could deal with mental retardation. I sometimes sit next to an autistic girl at work who gives one word answers when I try to make conversation
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134963 [Report] >>214134970 >>214134996 >>214135031 >>214135076
Worst name for a girl? Bianca for me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134970 [Report] >>214134990
>>214134963
Mum
Anonymous Austria No.214134975 [Report] >>214135042 >>214135470
>>214134855
Finally someone says it. I'm not even Muslim but I hate these little shits so much.
Had to move because an asshole neighbor used to keep barking asshole dogs in the patio of a multi family home and the carless landlord couldn't care less.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134976 [Report] >>214135009
Love when a woman has an arse that looks like she has a second pair of arsecheeks between her already existing arsecheeks.
I don't mean fat ones either. Noticed it on skinny or fit women.
Anonymous Canada No.214134985 [Report]
>>214134944
Ktim
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134988 [Report] >>214135021
>>214134949
>an autistic girl at work who gives one word answers when I try to make conversation
wtf thats the ideal woman. get. her. shagged.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134990 [Report]
>>214134970
I DARE you to say that with Dad around
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134993 [Report]
My parents just plonked me in front of a games console or let me hang out with my mates with very few rules.
Absolutely tragic, not sure how I survived it.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134994 [Report]
>>214134944
That's me. I was terrible at school. Passed all the exams, never did coursework or homework. I'd be set a task and would neglect it in favour of whatever I was interested in. "Did you write that essay?"..."No, but I learned to count in ancient Greek"
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134996 [Report] >>214135035
>>214134963
anything with "leigh" on the end
like demileigh, saraleigh etc.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214134998 [Report] >>214135069
>>214134949
Gems are more precious for their defects
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135007 [Report] >>214135066
oh my days timmy is STILL shovelling money into his SIPPs and ISAs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135009 [Report] >>214135062
>>214134976
Literally have no idea what you mean and I’ve seen a lot of bums in my time
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135011 [Report] >>214135037
men are pigs. just look at the disgusting way they talk about women itt
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135021 [Report]
>>214134988
She's not at all good looking either. Short and kind of dumpy, dresses like a middle aged bloke (men's shirt and polyester trousers, lace up shoes)
Anonymous Canada No.214135031 [Report]
>>214134963
Blake
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135032 [Report]
War of Drugs mfs be arming themselves with raw-ket launchers
is this something lads? banger or no?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135035 [Report] >>214135064
>>214134996
Dairyleigh
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135037 [Report]
>>214135011
>men are pigs
You should see the women
Anonymous Poland No.214135042 [Report]
>>214134975
>visit the countryside
>walk down the street
>this sets off someones dog onamadone which causes all other dogs in a 5 mile radius to also go onamadone
hate it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135057 [Report]
>>214134949
If the BITCH won't accept my disability then I'm not accepting hers!!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135062 [Report]
>>214135009
This is true desu. We say such nasty shit about women. Women kind of do the same to us but to nowhere near the same extent. Kind of sad how there is so much discord between the sexes.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135064 [Report]
>>214135035
fat cow
what's she laughing at? bet its me
they managed to make her the perfect hr woman vibe for her
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135066 [Report] >>214135095
>>214135007
gave up investing . all my money is just ino property and emergency fund including goods and equipment for the upcoming race war
Anonymous Canada No.214135069 [Report] >>214135108
>>214134998
They aren't though
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135075 [Report] >>214135111 >>214135172
right thats me off the beer for at least a few days
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135076 [Report]
>>214134963
Names that are commonly used for males in the west, like Jamie, Bobby, George
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135079 [Report]
My parents were strict and I was a good student and went to church every sunday. As soon as I turned 18 I became an alcoholic.
Anonymous Canada No.214135095 [Report] >>214135126
>>214135066
t. lives with mummy and stockpiled energy drinks and crisps
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135102 [Report]
my girlfriend george
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135108 [Report] >>214135131
>>214135069
Each crack is unique
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135111 [Report]
>>214135075
but it's a bank holiday, the banks are closed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135126 [Report]
>>214135095
i know you are but what am i
Anonymous Canada No.214135131 [Report] >>214135153
>>214135108
So what?
Anonymous Australia No.214135132 [Report]
toil on the morrow
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135138 [Report]
>>214134369
name?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135153 [Report]
>>214135131
A woman's flaw is that she has none
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135155 [Report] >>214135177 >>214135182
sperm banks shut where am i supposed to go for my protein now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135157 [Report] >>214135180 >>214135182 >>214135187
craving five guys
Anonymous Austria No.214135171 [Report]
Out of beer, and stores are closed on Sundays in my catholic country.
It has come to this.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135172 [Report]
>>214135075
>a few days
Grim
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135176 [Report] >>214135247 >>214135358
>>214133854
>>214133897
>>214133940
>>214133915
>me mums got BPD
Made up term, they're just being women
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135177 [Report]
>>214135155
go farm and milk a cow
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135180 [Report]
>>214135157
you sound like my sister!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135182 [Report]
>>214135155
>>214135157
the problem and the solution
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135186 [Report]
>>214134369
that is one saggy set of fanny lips. it completely obscures the vagina hole
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135187 [Report] >>214135217
>>214135157
five? you gays are made for it
Anonymous France No.214135192 [Report] >>214135246
Dollymong
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135202 [Report]
five great guys plus one
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135204 [Report] >>214135248
ahhhhhhhh why do i do it to myself lads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135207 [Report] >>214135248
so hungover if i had to eat a fanny it would make me sick
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135210 [Report] >>214135417
>>214134089
>>would seek me out on my cycle home from school to catch me riding without a helmet, or without my lights on, pull me off my bike and beat me in front of my friends
That one is kinda funny
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135217 [Report] >>214135252
>>214135187
mad not made, fucking donut I am
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135232 [Report] >>214135254 >>214135260
could go for a chocolate milkshake
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135237 [Report] >>214135260
eating five guys arses out at the same time
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135238 [Report] >>214135276
>>214134118
Normal Bates type shit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135246 [Report]
>>214135192
Stop being weird
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135247 [Report] >>214135392
>>214135176
Nah they really are mental. One minute they treat you like a king, the next minute they're calling the police on you.
Anonymous Canada No.214135248 [Report] >>214135298
>>214135204
>>214135207
Which one are you? Full bottle of whisky then more after or two full bottles of gin over the whole day?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135252 [Report] >>214135282
>>214135217
wouldn't have noticed if you didn't point it out
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135254 [Report]
>>214135232
same
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135260 [Report]
>>214135232
sorry lad, >>214135237 took it all
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135276 [Report]
>>214135238
>Normal Bates
bradley get this mong
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135280 [Report] >>214135336 >>214135517
all in here lads
https://www.reddit.com/r/HENRYUK/comments/1my86g1/just_hit_1_million/
https://www.reddit.com/r/HENRYUK/comments/1my86g1/just_hit_1_million/
https://www.reddit.com/r/HENRYUK/comments/1my86g1/just_hit_1_million/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135282 [Report]
>>214135252
oh good
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135298 [Report] >>214135324 >>214135327 >>214135331
>>214135248
full bottle of rum, 4 pints and then in the morning little cans of premixed whiskey and cokes
first enough to have the hair of the dog (lol) and then just enough to get tired and feel like shit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135319 [Report]
>>214134688
That's pretty cool
Anonymous Canada No.214135324 [Report] >>214135342
>>214135298
Fucking hell man that's not good for you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135327 [Report] >>214135443
>>214135298
>hair of the dog
White man's burden, Lloyd my man. White man's burden.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135331 [Report] >>214135380
>>214135298
that's really cool
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135335 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135336 [Report] >>214135369
>>214135280
what do they consider rich
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135342 [Report]
>>214135324
used to be fine with just half a bottle of rum and now im scared to find the thing empty in the fridge the next morning
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135352 [Report]
get it fucking made (lunch)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135358 [Report] >>214135392
>>214135176
My mum doesn't have BPD, she has schizophrenia. Constant auditory hallucinations, she will tell me what they are saying to her when prompted. They have her dosed up on clozapine
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135361 [Report] >>214135413 >>214135438
russell fartin martin
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135369 [Report] >>214135428
>>214135336
in the comments he says he's a 31 year old Indian quant, he can't afford to buy a place in London and his goal for retirement is £5m net worth
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135380 [Report] >>214135395
>>214135331
it's not cool why would you say that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135383 [Report] >>214135407
They're flooding Japan with immigrants. IT'S FUCKING OVER
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135392 [Report]
>>214135247
ye i was only joking, you have my sympathies.

>>214135358
:(
Anonymous Canada No.214135395 [Report] >>214135427
>>214135380
I also think it's cool
Anonymous Austria No.214135407 [Report]
>>214135383
Line has to go up, what can you do.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135413 [Report]
>>214135361
>>/sp/150388237
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135417 [Report] >>214135458 >>214135466 >>214135511
>>214135210
Aye it is funny. Another you might like
>17
>finds a bottle of Smirnoff Ice in my room
>slaps the living shit out of me and threatens to send me to rehab
>next day takes me to air cadet squadron
>drags me in front of the boss, tells him about the alcohol (dont ask me why)
>boss says "Thats a pussy drink for little girls"
>picks me up later and mocks me the entire drive home for drinking a girls drink
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135419 [Report] >>214135432
gave up eating meat for a couple of months just to see how difficult it was and im not really fussed now im back eating it again. Just love veggies me and pulses
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135427 [Report]
>>214135395
i will probably have to sleep for 4 hours soon and wake up feeling even worse
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135428 [Report]
>>214135369
combined with the UK focus it's very funny because it looks like it's some kind of HCOL meme from america except the only place it's relevant here is london and everywhere else in the UK your a high earner and rich at a mere 50k
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135429 [Report]
Get away from her NOW you vile WHORES
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135430 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135432 [Report]
>>214135419
>Just love veggies me and pulses
i need someone to check mine because i flatlined after reading your boring post
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135438 [Report] >>214135481
>>214135361
>>>/sp/150388237
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135443 [Report] >>214135532
>>214135327
>White man's burden, Lloyd my man. White man's burden.

The line "White man's burden, Lloyd, my man! White man's burden" is spoken by Jack Torrance in Stanley Kubrick's 1980 film The Shining during a hallucinatory conversation with the ghost bartender, Lloyd, in the Overlook Hotel's Gold Room. While seemingly a random outburst, the phrase connects to the film's themes of alcoholism, patriarchal oppression, and the legacy of imperialism, referencing the poem by Rudyard Kipling that urged Western powers to dominate and "civilize" non-white peoples.
Context within The Shining

Gold Room setting:
The scene takes place in the Gold Room, a space linked to the hotel's history of gold rushes and the pursuit of false wealth, which symbolizes imperial conquest.

Alcohol and Temptation:
Jack is drinking with the ghost of Lloyd and is being offered alcohol by the hotel, which represents a contract with the hotel's dark influence.
Jack's Inner Conflict:
The phrase can be interpreted in several ways, all tied to Jack's deteriorating mental state and his belief in his own burden:

It may refer to his perception of the burden of his family, particularly his wife and son, which he struggles to endure.

It could symbolize his personal struggle with alcoholism and the violent impulses he believes are inherent to him.
It could also reflect the broader idea of patriarchal entitlement and the desire to control others, a twisted echo of the "burden" that colonial powers placed on themselves.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135458 [Report] >>214135575
>>214135417
mate can you fuck off and get your dad to come and post with us instead he sounds like a right laugh
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135466 [Report] >>214135575
>>214135417
I starting to think your Dad's alright
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135468 [Report]
They'll ban England flags next
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135470 [Report]
>>214134975
They are horrible animals
Truly the NPC pet
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135473 [Report] >>214135503 >>214135580
Mousey once let it slip that his favourite alcoholic drink is sherry
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135481 [Report] >>214135553
>>214135438
lmaoing @ you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135490 [Report]
Farting up a storm
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135493 [Report] >>214135529
tonight's booze sorted
Anonymous United States No.214135503 [Report] >>214135510
>>214135473
cream or dry?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135510 [Report]
>>214135503
He never said
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135511 [Report] >>214135533 >>214135637
>>214135417
after all the beatings why didn't you stop misbehaving? just wear a helmet when you're on your bike and don't keep alcohol in your room lmfao
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135517 [Report]
>>214135280
well i just hit £70k so epic
Anonymous Austria No.214135519 [Report] >>214135542 >>214135559 >>214135570 >>214135587 >>214135694
Does /brit/ work?

I don't really see the appeal. Nowadays there are no incentives like owning your own home or getting pussy. Living by yourself in a shitty one-room and masterbaiting is something you can do on NEETbux just as well.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135526 [Report] >>214135567
IT FUCKING LOOMS
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135529 [Report]
>>214135493
could use this to strip the walls
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135532 [Report]
>>214135443
WokeGPT
Anonymous United States No.214135533 [Report]
>>214135511
shut up you bastard
Anonymous Canada No.214135535 [Report]
Me? Debtmaxxing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135542 [Report]
>>214135519
Many toil here
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135550 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135553 [Report]
>>214135481
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135558 [Report]
got that autism rizz
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135559 [Report] >>214135744
>>214135519
>Living by yourself in a shitty one-room and masterbaiting is something you can do on NEETbux just as well.
not if youre white
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135564 [Report]
stuffed sweet potatoes maybe
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135567 [Report] >>214135595
>>214135526
another one? Dont remember this many storms when I was a wee lad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135570 [Report]
>>214135519
we toil in this bitch. better take your neet ass back to /britfeel/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135575 [Report] >>214135598 >>214135606 >>214135632 >>214135635
>>214135458
>>214135466
He's dead, but he also browsed 4chan. /b/, /gif/, /hres/ - strange man. Youre not the first in my life to say this to me. My father had charisma, and was well loved by all. You cannot imagine the effect this has on me, that my father, my archetypal Satan, was adored by everyone, and those same adorers looked upon me with dismay and disgust.
Anonymous Canada No.214135580 [Report]
>>214135473
Do you keep notes on him or what?
How did you even remember that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135584 [Report] >>214135609 >>214135629 >>214135661
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135587 [Report]
>>214135519
I toil because I want to be independent and not a burden on the bloated welfare state. And working keeps me from being depressed.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135589 [Report]
Shitting myself in the PIP interview to make sure I get the claim
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135595 [Report] >>214135643
>>214135567
There was thunder every time your mum walked down the stairs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135598 [Report] >>214135732
>>214135575
>those same adorers looked upon me with dismay and disgust
you deserve it lad
Anonymous Canada No.214135606 [Report] >>214135732
>>214135575
How'd you manage to get slapped around so bad by a huge man like that and never sustain any injuries that would arouse suspicion in friends, family, teachers, etc.?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135609 [Report]
>>214135584
eurgh
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135612 [Report]
GET YOUR BACK UP OFF THE WALL
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135621 [Report] >>214135636 >>214135646 >>214135647 >>214135657 >>214135669 >>214135676
reminder that you all under season your food and none of you use enough oil
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135629 [Report]
>>214135584
she's the sandwich bird

the sandwiches do look good to be fair
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135630 [Report]
>>214134567
sovl
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135631 [Report]
might troon out
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135632 [Report]
>>214135575
So your dad was likely browsing in /webms that make you want to suck cock/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135633 [Report]
>he also browsed 4chan
you took it too far spainers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135635 [Report]
>>214135575
He sounds like a a bit of a bastard m8 tbqh was only mucking about
Anonymous Canada No.214135636 [Report]
>>214135621
Not me
I'm a good cook
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135637 [Report]
>>214135511
Because he beat me whatever I did, he simply hated my existence and wanted me to sit in the corner silently and to obey when commanded - like a hound, not a man.
I never stopped rebelling because I knew it was an injustice, and I refused to surrender my sense of self to him, even if he had conquered my body and mental wellbeing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135641 [Report]
rorke trudging into the toil mines like a chained up slave lined up with other men
leftypol skipping, humming and galavanting to toil ahead of them
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135643 [Report] >>214135680
>>214135595
my mum died before I was born
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135646 [Report]
>>214135621
i stopped oil
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135647 [Report]
>>214135621
i actually use too much oil and too much salt + msg
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135651 [Report]
If you like trains you are a nonce.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135657 [Report]
>>214135621
Rajesh stop using all my cooking oil
Anonymous Canada No.214135661 [Report]
>>214135584
She looks fun and her sandwich videos are funny even though they're very shitty
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135669 [Report]
>>214135621
I infact do the opposite
Anonymous United States No.214135674 [Report]
>>214135667
>>214135667
>>214135667
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135676 [Report]
>>214135621
could never be me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135680 [Report]
>>214135643
Even better, I'll get the shovel.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135685 [Report]
Suffered I the tyrant's lash,
Imagined days of boyhood dashed
By buffeting waves of grief and loss;
So buried the crone her wicker cross -
Pray mercy unto Mary by dead of night,
That by blackest days I may see her light
Anonymous Canada No.214135690 [Report]
*Slutty
Why bother nobody cares what I think here anyway
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135694 [Report] >>214135735 >>214135811
>>214135519
work 16 hours a week part time, break even on bills/rent/food

Two simultaneous financial emergencies will sink me. I'm contemplating selling the car and buying a bicycle because to be honest I can't really afford it in terms of insurance + maintenance. I feel like it will be a weight off my mind not having a car.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135732 [Report]
>>214135598
Nah, I don't. Don't blame them for it either, most people cannot comprehend that level of duplicity and falseness. They are good people.
>>214135606
Family knew, but not the full extent of it. They never intervened, just did their best to be kind to me and provide some positive experiences.
Went to a shite school, none of the teachers gave a shit. He also never inflicted any bruises above my neck.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135735 [Report]
>>214135694
Have you tried working more than 16 hours to not break even and actually have more money?
Anonymous Austria No.214135744 [Report] >>214135784
>>214135559
Elaborate.

Actually it seems to be the opposite, brown people tend to work because they have no recourse, if they stop food delivery for a few Euros they get deported.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214135784 [Report]
>>214135744
>Elaborate
no
Anonymous Austria No.214135811 [Report]
>>214135694
>work 16 hours a week part time, break even on bills/rent/food
It's something I could see myself doing if NEETbux ever fall flat. But as it stands they even recently banned having a side job when on the bux. Which is kind of stupid, people who depend on the money will now go into moonlighting.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214137391 [Report]
>>214133868
primary school level rhyme scheme