Thread 214137402

peat seal edish

Charon, the old jew

fucking fucked my entire fucking life up

mad how

never see anyone under 40 named Gary or Keith do you...

makes you think...

Any lads who wish they could spend their time elsewhere besides this website but they have no other choice due to having no mates in

Can feel the last vestiges of childish whimsy flittering out of my brain. It's all concrete grimness from here on out

fucking knackered now, to tell you the truth
don't think anyone would think less of me to go for a nap

neighbourhood cats got me wrapped around their little claw
not even mine and yet i go out and feed them every night

>>214137475
cos its all ranjeet or mohammed these days

>>214137482
Can't even read another tab, absolute laugh that they expect me to find work

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."

>>214137498
will be dangling my plums over your snoring mouth to feel your gentle sleeping breath across my bollock hairs x

>>214137482
....yh....

>>214137482
ktim

Getting the daily dose of

Warren Balogh
Eric Striker
Keith Woods
Mark Collett
Nick Fuentes
Survive the Jive
The Golden One
Richard the Fourth
Simon Tomlin
Millennial Woes
Despot of Antrim

anyone want to hear about MY depressive childhood?

>>214137482
I would avoid going out with mates to post on here, me.

>>214137581
no x

Another Sunday wasted

>>214137578
God forbid you formulate your own opinion

>>214137604
it's not even 3pm la. got at least 6hours to get out the house and do something interesting

>>214137581
yes please, make a really big post about it as well x I love reading about how sad everyone's lives are

>>214137475
In 30 years it'll be Mohammed Eats

>>214137581
Yes, actually. Need to feel better about myself today x

>>214137581
sure why not

>>214137668
>Dad bought me a standard VW Golf for my 18th birthday instead of the GTI version i asked for
:(

don't really remember my childhood anymore

cuddling with my trans gf

incel weights complete
couldn’t even do 7kg lateral raise IM NOTHING

can't wait to have my tea

might get a really loud motorbike and drive it up and down the street for fun

>>214137760
lat raises are one of the hardest exercises to make progress on, don't worry lad

>>214137775
might tie up cheese wire between two lamp posts

something uniquely boring about the gym/lifting weight

nobody shoos things away from them anymore

>>214137833
something to do innit

might walk into the office on Tuesday like Kane from the WWF

>>214137871
What kinda shoes they be wearing in poland?

>>214137707
>>214137697
>>214137668

just kidding. my childhood was fine. I just come hear to laugh at all you incels.

But seriously my parents divorced when I was young and every now and then my mum would have manic episodes where she'd threaten to kill herself or drive off and leaves us. one time she admitted that we were only alive because my dad used to rape her

>>214137753
Do you suck her cock

join my dicksword

One image posted so far in this thread.
This isn't a blogboard lads, it's an imageboard. Sort it out.

>>214137885
new balance
the word for trainers of all sorts is adidasy

>>214137885
post your arse

>>214137898
ok

>>214137898
cant help but notice no image on your post wither

>>214137760
7kg not bad at all lad seen a ripped zoomer doing those at the gym the other day

youtube sneaking ads in to the little preview when you hover over a thumbnail now

>>214137960
AWOOOOGA

>>214137920
New balance are ass bro i aint never liked them bitch ass back to school type shoes

>>214137970
at some point it had to become Intolerable and they'll collapse

>>214137887
:)

don't really post images me

been forced by /brit/ to have a wank

>>214137958
I don't follow the rules, I say them. Sort it out.

Don't think I can handle another Winter lads. It's too grim. Think I might genuinely have a mental breakdown this time.

The Final Redpill? Philosemitism.

shuddering thinking about that rasheed from before
he could be here right now, gives me the fear

>>214138003
they are the shoe to have if you're anyone

>>214137970
>>214138006
ads?

smoked paprika and cumin

I am the Rule Sayer

Most people who say racist stuff here are joking right

>>214138033
for me the days getting shorter and colder gives me more anxiety than once winters actually started

>>214138052
got adblock on as well but it just popped up for a split second
cant replicate it so it might be a glitch

might have a ham scranwich

>>214138036
here he is >>214138033

Fully grown men wearing Nike 110's

>>214138042
Well i aint no anyone i got taste

get the brown biofuel blended into liquid and used to power hydroelectric plants

>>214138089
Yeah and what what do you wear fucking brogues

I like all times of the year. Only things I don't like is when it's windy or muggy

whats wrong with brogues

might move to japan and get on disability benefits

i’m going to die

Everyone on benefits should be killed

>>214138153
If Japan could deliver Frieren gfs to the homes of incels as state-funded prostitutes then I would be very happy

In the name of Allah, the Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful.
All praise is [due] to Allah, Lord of the worlds –
The Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful,
Sovereign of the Day of Recompense.
It is You we worship and You we ask for help.
Guide us to the straight path –
The path of those upon whom You have bestowed favor,
not of those who have evoked [Your] anger or of those who are astray

my internet's gone all slow

Feels good in a way that OFCOM targeted us first

Shows how our ideas are a threat to the jewish capitalist regime

>>214138183
would fix their birthrate issues overnight

>>214138185
what is that expression supposed to convey
to me it looks like she's told to be glum but she just doesn't believe in any of it so she's smiling a bit too

Business idea: white British men escape the UK and sail to Japan on small boats, causing a refugee crisis

whip up a bit of harissa perhaps

>>214138126
Ben Shermans

>>214138261
Rorke, I...

reverently wandering around my multi-room candlelit yaoi library while paternally rubbing my fingertips across the spines of the BL manga on the bookshelves

>>214138242
Classic DailMail sad face

Do you care about the physical fitness of your elected representatives?

>>214138281
not even japan can escape it...

can't park there mate

Evri say that they've lost my parcel.

It's a dining table, it's not behind the bloody sofa, how did they fuck that up?

gonna be a landlord later this year lads

just got a dining table delivered to my front door with the wrong address on the box
oh well, finders keepers aha x

just found a dining table behind the sofa

>>214138261
Fish-eating islanders alliance

>see mates a month ago
>one suggests we should play padel. Ok
>just now he writes in the GC if anyone is free for it.... End of September
Why the fuck is modern socialising like this? Is this London? Is this just my mates? Why is it a two month gap from having a beer to playing padel? Am I just the loser that has nothing else going on? Sick to the bastard death

>>214138340
Can't post this image mate, it's on MY computer

Just been banned from r/redscarepod because I talked about the boatwogs
Definitely a darkie janny
Need to make a new account now ffs

>>214138313
IS HE AVIN A LAUGH

>>214138367
got permabanned 3 times from there

>>214138350
Don't forget we drive on the left hand side of the road too. We share a deep bond

Left the house to wander around London to escape my neurotic mother

Uncreated, eternal, unaltered word of God that has existed from the beginning of time and is a message to all of humanity forever btw

>>214138388
Lost count how many bans I'm on now

>>214138340
It's as soulless as the OS to which it's a part.

>>214138367
There should be sociological research into the nature of power in Reddit communities and how Jannies and Mods operate

>>214138406
>seethes so hard he just makes up a verse
he's just like me fr

I met god.

She’s black.

>>214138395
>London
>neurotic mother
You're a character from a Charles Dickens novel are you?

>>214138406
based chudwife

>>214138353
BRITISH thread for BRITISH slags thank you

>>214138434
Brave post. Inspiring. You need an award

What should I watch on the telly (pirate bay)?

Jarvis play the Harry potter gryffindor common room ambient mix

>>214138391
Left-drivers fish-eating islanders alliance.

I read they drive on the left because we built some of their railways. That and they used to ride on the left with swords on horses so the sword didn't clash with the other riders/horses.

Looking through the post history of /r/HENRYUK members is brutal.

genuinely don't possess the ability to pair bond with women I think
had gfs and the like but never once thought I want to marry this woman

>>214138395
My advice is move out ASAP

>>214138497
What do they post about?

One day I hope to be an Henry, but for now I only hit 6 figures with a bonus.

I reckon my mind is going a bit off-the-rails. I make lots of little mistakes now despite only being 32. I reckon the loneliness is beginning to have a major impact

>>214138511
That's most women
You just haven't found the one

>>214138511
get urself out of that closet hun x

>>214138521
It was temporary. I leave again in two days
No job no plan no money haha yolo

>>214138533
I met a girl that ticks pretty much every possible box on the weekend and still feel very little for her

>>214138511
Same but that's because she was a terrible cook and occassionally took coke

>>214138033
>>214138081
Get a fucking grip

Get 50 million refugees in

>>214138560
Very hard to be interested in women when you're gay.

>>214138532
What kind of mistakes. I'm also 32

>>214138532
Do you drink?

Had this thing the one night that was a bit scary
Had a bockle of wine so was a bit battered, nodding off, was like 60% asleep eyes heavy
But I could feel myself dreaming a bit -- in that I could hear thoughts/voices very loudly (as one does in dreams sometimes)
And this snapped me awake
Felt a bit schizo

>>214138511
maybe you're a psychopath

all of our ancestors were refugees at some point

i have reason to believe the capcha is sending me coded messages

Octopus-berg keeps taking £80 direct debits each month even though I'm £143 in credit

>>214138600
Clumsiness, like accidentally hitting things a lot
On't computer I make lots of errors in typing that I don't intend to make, like switching words around and suchlike

might start a new farm on farming simulator

>>214138560
Love isn't a box ticking exercise

>>214138612
probably demons trying to get in to you
you did right by waking up

>>214138600
always end up falling for the wrong person

>>214138615
don't think so reckon I just shagged about too much and find them annoying now

>>214138628
Could be a sign of low T

>>214138604
Yes 60 units a week

>>214138644
How so

>>214138666
brainfog/confusion is a sign of low T

I met the one in secondary school. I'm too broken for a relationship, but she tried making it happen anyway.

once downloaded grindr and had a lad round, but as soon as he got his knob out i felt sick
asked him to leave then he tried to stick his hard knob in my mouth
had to wrestle him out of the flat
not gay myself personally

>>214138648
1.5l is definitely enough long term to do you in cognitively in a noticeable way. That's a lot of lost REM sleep.

>>214138635
If you want to spend the rest of your life with them at the risk of losing half your shit, then you need to use your brain, not just your "heart"

just saw poo seal on the news

>>214138697
she'd never live up to the ideal you have of her in your head

>>214138691
>>214138644
also potentially a sign of a large number of issues

>>214138528
I see a lot of posters talking about their £300k salaries, complex tax situations, starting families etc.

Then you look at their post history and they're posting in anime mobile game subreddits and asking basic questions relevant to their work (e.g. software engineers posting questions in the AWS subreddit).

They're better than me in every way.

How do I get started with crypto lads?
Want somewhere to store money outside of the financial system.

>>214138740
Nope just this specific one really

>>214138628
What's your diet like?

Remember a few years ago during peak woke when people were talking about “black and brown bodies.” extremely unsettling stuff, like something out of a david lynch movie

love rice
possibly my ffavourite food

>>214138755
Not sure why you keep posting this

fat cunt catberg snoring loudly

>>214138703
Still don't understand their calculations but can't be arsed to properly investigate it

>>214138771
do you wash your rice before putting it in the rice cooker?

For me? It's Odysee, Rumble, Telegram, Nostr, Peertube, Lemmy, and various forums

Genuinely don't know why Keir Starmer is so shy about liking genocide. It is quite obvious he does.

>>214138792
absolutely not
why would i buy dirty rice?

>>214138792
no
no need

>>214138360
No one seems to have any time and they see each other 4-6 times a year
Toil is all consuming
We have destroyed all sense of community

>>214138771
>ffavourite
why you stuttering? did you get nervous?

>>214138761
reckon a lot of hyperwoke that we saw through the 2010s was literal CIA shit trying to paint leftism in general as more retarded than it really is to get trump back in power

>>214138732
Wasn't that, she was genuinely lovely. I'm afraid of intimacy because my mum was hot and cold with me all the time.

Everyday we become more and more like atomised bugmen

>>214138703
:)

>>214138703
just set it to less lol
i pay in 70 with 70 in credit, about a month ahead

>>214138799
rorke

>>214138799
'

>>214138815
done him hahaha, I don't think he can recover from that

>>214138815
kek

>>214138717
That sounds oddly typical for that sort of meeting

>>214138464
no thanks

Fulham XI: Leno; Tete, Andersen, Bassey, Castagne; Berge, Lukic; Sessegnon, King, Iwobi; Muniz.

Man Utd XI: Bayindir; Yoro, De Ligt, Shaw; Amad, Casemiro, Fernandes, Dorgu; Mount, Cunha; Mbeumo.

Stop eating rice, pasta, cereal, and bread

>>214138360
Personally I always feel like I need to use my weekends to "get my life sorted", for example by tidying my flat or planning career development or getting my head around starting an exercise habit, even though I inevitably end up wasting every weekend doing nothing

>>214138717
this general is your entire life

If you eat a poo and go to the loo is it the same poo or has it been reassembled?

>>214138889
no

Just saw a video that was basically a response to black people saying this white girl ain't seasun her food, and essentially she asks why blacks will say food without onion powder/garlic powder/etc aren't seasoned even if they recipe uses fresh onion/garlic/etc?
I thought "yeah that's true actually they do say that"

>>214138878
/brit/ stands with Man United and wishes them the best in their recovery back to the top of the Premier League table where they belong

>>214138746
They're dickheads who just like showing off. You don't need loads of money to be happy, and having loads doesn't mean you are happy.

>>214138878
Come on Fulham sign some facking players

>>214138903
oh grow up you silly bastard

>>214138878
Mainoo?

>>214138878
wonder who has the biggest knob

>>214138913
darkies are dumb? i never woulda guessed!

>>214138903
you’d know shiteater

>>214138913
onion and garlic powder don't taste the same as onion and garlic
and even if they did season a food is clearly different from flavouring food

>>214138917
Cope, I'd be happier than I am now with a 300k salary

>>214138927
england's brave kobbie mainoo, the stockport seedorf

zoomer chuds don't know how insidious woke was in like 2014
the suggestion that maybe islam is bad was completely verboten

>>214138717
Every gay goes through this
Rape is how gays reproduce

Powerful

>>214138974
it still is. labour wants to pass a law that would introduce blasphemy laws but for islam only

>>214138959
You really wouldn't

>>214138974
you had celebrities tweeting shit like KILL WHITE MEN it was obviously completely performative but still mad lol

>>214138889
why rice?

Anything more than two fingers up the bum (from a girl) is gay.

>>214139019
Why 'why rice'?

>>214138511
probably because they weren't virgins
only ever truly loved one woman and that's my current gf, she's the only woman I could marry, she was a virgin when I met her
I'm also autistic btw

>>214138963
>‘He’s the nearest thing I’ve seen to [Zinedine] Zidane in taking a ball, receiving the ball, cruising past people,’ Scholes told The Guardian.

>>214138840
Lots of biomass there

>>214139007
Give me 300k and we'll know for sure.

>>214139028
i'm a power bottom i could barely feel two fingers up my arse, especially if they belonged to a small woman

>>214139059
>Give me 300k
Okay, earn it

>>214138878
Fulham: poo

>>214139099
got no respect for him since he's playing the game on easy mode

>>214139068
Completely straight but thinking about my knob not being big enough for you is making my willy hard

>>214139099
it's mental that people who hate on bibi are the same people who support putin

>>214138720
I don't drink but my sleep is quite bad and I've been having the same issues as that lad, lots of mistakes all the time, don't feel as sharp as I was

Fuck toil, sick of this shite. Revenge procrastination until 2am then up early for the alarm. Horrible shit, shall be going NEET next year so I can sleep properly

if bill gate raised a flag he would money

Mental how you need a special license to sell a fag so you can't buy a fag so easily from a cafeteria or such mostly just grocery stores and bars have the license to sell a fag

>>214138913
Wow youre only a few years late to when that was relevant. You know Titanic sank and the Hindenburg crashed too?

>>214139135
He's a pedophile. He hung out with Jeffrey Epstein and keeps changing his story. His wife broke up with him and his kids reportedly don't speak with him.

>>214139068
i've no idea how anyone can shove two fingers up their bum without making a noise. i can barely get 2mm of my little finger in before i'm moaning like a wild animal

>>214139137
screaming and creaming imagining all this actually being said out loud with a finnish accent

>>214139052
Why stop eating rice?

>>214138948
>and even if they did season a food is clearly different from flavouring food
hello kemi

>>214139145
>you must only talk about the current thing
NPC brain

I can't go anywhere in walking distance and escape the sound of cars
Big greenspace nearby has a motorway through the middle
We're not supposed to live under the oppression of the noise jew

i like sweet potatoes but i do not enjoy peeling them and they don't roast so well if i don't

In the UK, only about 0.012% of players in grassroots football make it to the Premier League.
Even in top academies, fewer than 1% of kids signed at age 9 will ever play professionally.

might play euro truck sim 2 desu

>>214139053
Why does it matter if she was a virgin

>>214139194
The roast fine with the skin on

>>214139185
you can lash some lemon juice in a sauce for seasoning but it's not the same as making lemon sauce is it

>>214139200
still better chances than tennis

>>214139200
that's why it's always good to have a back up plan
most to know footy and footy only end up working in tescos

>>214139122
and these people, are they in the room right now, with us?

>>214138898
Same

>>214139099
*twists the knife*
Albo sends his regards

>>214139216
so

>>214139234
they're in this very thread!

>>214139002
and it's getting significant exposure
back then normgroids thought you were a nazi freak if you were critical of immigration, diversity propaganda was everywhere and no one questioned it
now if you open instagram it's full of people openly saying they want deportations, biological racism and outright praising hitler
this was unfathomable to people back then

>>214139200
The second one is brutal imagine your kid gets signed to a top academy and you think you’ve made it only for him to be dropped and end up working minimum wage

Wish I'd been a bit more persistent with my one-itis from work. We used to get drinks, she'd hold my hand when we walked through a crowd. She lived about 20 miles away so I couldn't work out what sort of dates to take her on, put her on a pedestal when she would have been happy coming over to play switch.

She started dating a guy a couple years younger than her, and now they've been together for two years and are moving in together. Fuck my life.

>>214139230
*who know

wonder what it's like living in the proper aussie outback

>>214139284
Probably fucking shit

What does it mean when a woman sticks her finger up your bum?

>>214137402 (OP)
that a peach

>>214139262
ever wank to the mental image of her getting spit roasted by bbcs?

>>214139325
Well yeah obviously

consume an ungodly amount of parsley and olive oil

>>214139308
If you don't immediately walk out of the room she'll think you're gay and lose respect for you, it's unconscious but signals the end of the relationship

>>214139262
i don't even talk to women from work

if ChatGPT was about when I was at school I’d be a fucking doctor now I swear. I wouldn’t be working at home bargains that’s for sure

VERY concerned that my name is going out of fashion

bibi yetanscranpoo

>>214139367
best bargain in home bargains?

>>214139284
isn't it generally uninhabitable because of the mad heat and no water?

>>214139367
ever think you could switch teams to b&ms?

>>214139369
TOBY!

my AppStore and notes app have disappeared but still there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv6pSNnszH0


She made it to the TLC a whole TV show damn she did good just off the Tiktoks

remember things like "no borders, no nations" being common slogans with political backing
you'd just never see that nowadays

>>214139367
yeah it's mental. zoomers and alphas don't know how good they have it

>>214139367
Or at least Aldi

>>214139415
i don't believe in borders

>>214139367
No you wouldn't. Chatgpt would be the doctor. They are fucked and paths to financial independence are closing.

bet having tourettes is well funny

>>214139400
iPhone creepypasta

>>214139367
Yeah i was stuck with microsoft encarta

>>214139262
>We used to get drinks
>she'd hold my hand
youre telling me she did this and you never invited her over?
are you thick in the head or something?

thinking back to year 10 and my maths teacher asked me in front of everyone what’s 8 x 6 and I couldn’t answer

>>214139480
i was raised to be a beta nice guy so i would never invite a drunk girl to my place

>>214139434
They are peng

>>214139400
>having default apps cluttering up your home screen
grow up

favourite gta?

>>214139505
did you make a joke of it?

phoneberg keeps refreshing every fucking app every time I task switch, pos

>>214139367
Honestly. If you're a slightly tech savvy student at the moment life must be lush. Especially since most of Gen Z aren't computer literate at all.

>>214139509
*eats all the chocolate chip ones*

>>214139526
Vice City

>>214139262
that's why you shit or get off the pot bitches got clocks they can't wait on a nigga my nigga

>>214139515
I use all of them except news

based

>>214139509
CRACKING post
their viennese whirls are honestly like crack

>>214139480
Lived with my religious parents at the time, so wasn't really an option.

Now I live alone, in a heartbeat.

Most of Zelensky's remaining supporters aren't in Eastern Europe, they're Western Jews, homosexuals, and financiers.

>>214139558
so youre a paki then are you

>>214139558
>Lived with my religious parents at the time, so wasn't really an option.
what are they gonna do kick her out?

>>214139526
The Getaway

>>214139509
ngl
I've been calling these borders biscuits for years

>>214139561
vpn off HIVan

>>214139526
london

>>214139509
*eats the whole box in one go*

>>214139526
DRIV3R

>>214139526
5

>>214139505
I had to think about this for a minute before I got the answer.

>>214139541
Yeah

Drank a Red Bull
Not a big fan
Shan't be doing it any more from this point onwards

*slaps Rorke on the back*
oi Rorke, the new

>>214139526
Definitely Vice City

>>214139526
Grow up

>>214139578
They're Catholic, just a bit mental.
It's better that we don't live together anymore.

>>214139367
>home bargains
any good bargains there atm? home ones?

>>214139526
Vice City is the only one I 100%ed

>>214139675
>>214139675
>>214139675
New

>>214139526
never played a single one