Thread 214139675

Poetry edish

>>214139667
dont believe you
if you were catholic then you would have met a nice girl at church and be happily merried

>>214139675 (OP)
mate, im so bored i cant even be arsed to have a wank

Arrest all incels

>>214139705
>if you were catholic then you would have met a nice girl at church
maybe he doesn't want a 90 yeear old wife

>>214139725
have an imagination wank
where you imagine having a wank

Wonder how many fit 21 year old girls are debating if they should get on onlyfans and make £100k+ a month. If I was a girl I’d defo give in and do it

>>214139740
well tough tits you get what youre given

This flying the flag debate is an Israeli psyop

rare leaked vid of rorke

>>214139705
Religions are lies

>>214139740
Bizarre post
Would have been more accurate to say an African wife

might go on a little solo shopping trip tomorrow in london x
go to the cinema as well x
got no mates or anything so every weekend is the same anyway

>>214139768
It's a tupac.

>>214139756
an extremely small percentage make that much
most of them are showing their minge for less than minimum wage

>>214139756
99% of women on there aren't even making $500 a month lad
the porn gold rush has well and truly ended

>>214139768
need that bill up my arse

"Cousin and cousin boil good soup"

This is a common phrase among Jamaicans and other Caribbeans, many of which prefer having sex with their cousins.

>>214139798
i post mine for free

>>214139756
>£100k+ a month
Most women arent that deluded in thinking they are in the top 1%. It would be like a pub player thinking he could play in the champions league

did you ever wank in school?

>>214139816
nothing wrong with having sex with your cousin

eating a apple

>>214139831
no need i just shagged all the fit teachers

>>214139758
Yawn

>>214139801
>>214139828
If you’re fit enough and are good at marketing you can make bank. Most people are retards that’s why they make no money

>>214139803
I bet you love a cockatoo

why is modern porn so bad

>>214139861
DIY porn is better than ever

>>214139861
all porn is bad mate it erodes the soul

>>214139831
Yes used to have a wank in the bogs every day
Also made myself cum handsfree looking at my English teacher dangling her shoes off her feet under the desk

>>214139861
onlyfans fucked up the game
That 2006-2016 run was legendary

>>214139861
not enough cousin fucking according to this guy >>214139835

going to ikea to pick up a floofenhuagen diy porno kit

>>214139861
Literally only watch amateur onlyfans porn I stopped watching professional shit when I was like 16

>>214139855
>If you’re fit enough and are good at marketing you can make bank
They could make that much through other avenues without having to show their tuppence

>>214139853
You know im right

tonight we let the troon talk

>>214139931
There’s women who’ve made more than 20 million without even showing their pussy

enough said

>>214139855
if by "good at marketing" you mean have an already existing fan base then maybe yeah
if a normal hot girl wants to make money being a slag she's far better off being a stripper

>>214139861
Porn ran out of ideas
I mean how do you top masterpieces like Watching My Mom Go Black and German Goo Girls?

>>214139861
Theres just too much of it and because of that there is less money to be made so production costs are lower

>>214139956
troon in scotland?

>>214139756
That's because you're horny

watching handmaids tale
not a fan of that scientologist theyve got on there

>>214139966
So actually this guy doesn't get separating art from the artist at all

rorke eating his ready meal too soon and getting a burnt tongue

>>214139971
I used to be an onlyfans manager I think I know better than you mate

>>214139961
and there are also people who have won £200+ million by picking 6 random numbers

>>214139976
>German Goo Girls?
seen then drink wee wees on there

>>214139976
for me it was early asian street meat

>>214140005
How much did you earn doing that?

>>214139895
>Also made myself cum handsfree looking at my English teacher dangling her shoes off her feet under the desk
based

>>214140005
for your parents swinger account was it?

>>214140005
alri andrew tate

>>214140005
>I used to be an onlyfans manager

Left bollock aches like fuck. I've got abnormally large testes (checked for issues with doctor, they're healthy just huge), and if I sleep funny their own weight can strain them. Curled up in bed groaning fuck me

>>214140007
potter was more loaded than malfoy tho

>>214139976
I don't know if you're memeing but lack of studio creativity has definitely fucked shit up
They have themselves to blame a bit they went overboard and too lazy with the porn parodies

>>214140063
post your nads bollock lad

>>214140004
lol

>>214140005
Did you finish cum laude of your year at Hustlers University?

>>214140035
30k

Might become gfberg's onlyfans manager

only NFT that is actually good

People don't actually pay for porn do they?

>>214139961
name 10

can't imagine the hit to the self esteem it must be to be a hot girl making like $90 a month on your OF

>>214140063
>groaning fuck me
they make you say that?
huh... curious

Onlyfans Manager 2025 and it's a spreadsheet of your wanks

>>214140086
Ok x

>>214140007
Charles Dickens spinning in his grave

There's a lack of good writing in porn. It's just "content" like everything else. There used to be an art to this. They can't complain when AI takes over.
I want to open a strip club.

your PM, leftypol

>>214140148
post your arsehole

God... if I was rich I'd... donate thousands to some ugly broad's... onlyfans... then wait for her to get surgery or something... then.... cancel my fucking... subscription...

I used to trade stocks on Wall Street

>>214140159
her fanny fell out

>>214140159
well, that's a woman's tuppence, is it not?

>>214140148
They each look bigger than your knob

>>214140148
theres sommat wrong with that mate

>>214140148
fucking um

>>214140159
good job on that neovagina

>>214140166
You don't wanna see that fella

>>214140063
dont wear boxers. just let your balls hang free
>t. also got massive balls

janny deleted the naked girl but left the knob in
SCREAMING

>>214140148
...Nick?

>>214140148
Big achy balls? They need release. Just send this pic to every woman in your phone and one will take care of it

can’t watch professional porn anymore because of the stupid over the top moaning. Once you lose your virginity that stuff is so obvious

>>214140193
Yeah mate they dwarf my flaccid cock, makes it look like a microdick
>>214140196
Doctor gave em a fondling and said theyre alright, just big. Mad thing is I am low T

>>214140216
can i see

sunbathing and dissociating whilst listening to cluster

brav needs a sports bra for his bollocks

>>214140240
mate.... I don't know how to tell you this...

>>214140063
Go to another doctor and demand you get sent to a specialist. If they refuse go to A&E

>>214140244
>Mad thing is I am low T
I would suggest you go to another doc one that'll really get stuck in

>>214140233
Nah mate its the weight of the fuckers. Theyre also insanely sensitive. Exberg used to like cupping them and fondling them, but I'd be clawing at the bed yelping in agony at every movement
I suffer

>>214140260
w-what for? just trust me bro!

>>214140274
Go on?

>>214140321
i want an eroction

>>214140216
um

Im starting to think this lad with the massive bollocks is just an exhibitionist bragging

big bollock lad out on the town

>>214140240
My last girlfriend would make noises worse than any porno, animalistic grunting every time I thrusted in, when she came she'd sound like a spacker having an overstimulation meltdown. Id politely ask her after to quiet it down, dont want her family hearing, and she said she couldnt help it, just came out

>>214140373
but he's in pain

>>214140387
jay

>>214140373
Yeah I wont lie I do like showing them off, but my pain is real. I am sweating and on the verge of tears from the ache. Only happens a couple times a year thankfully. I have to wear a jock strap when I run because the weight causes them to bounce like mental and again causes pain

yeah my cock and balls are massive too actually

um thats the devil incarnate
diego, diego quick! help us diego!

>>214140426
>no one has sex
Hi Will

From the moment the Saxon sailed from the shores of Jylland the cosmos was promised to him

>>214140387
ever shag her up the arse?

>>214140387
She talk dirty too?

>>214140327
your small pecker makes you think other moans are fake

>>214140431
Maybe you should start wearing whitey tighties all the time

>>214140467
Nah I dont like anal, could never respect a woman that enjoys degradation like that
>>214140471
Nope. Wouldnt even say the word "cock" cause she found it too embarassing. Only penis

potato waffles and lasagne for tea

>>214140540
Funnily enough didn't use the word "shag" either. Not from embarrassment though, she just hadn't learned it yet

Enjoying the show “Coupling” (2000)
However there’s a scene where a guy is watching his gf get fucked on video by her ex, who is his friend, and it’s played off as normal

had a very gay wank this week

>>214140540
Was more like
>I want the penis
>I love the penis
Thats all she could manage. Too shy, I love that though. Nothing better than watching a coy girl ashamed of her own carnal desire devolve into an animalistic sexual being

>>214140575
>she just hadn't learned it yet
nonce alarm going mental at this

The islamic emirate of Afghanistan lads

>>214140608
Had an ex like this and she insisted I talk the same way so dirty talk all sounded like a medical exam

>>214140496
Not really go and watch a brazzers video and tell me that moaning isn’t fake and over the top

>>214140379
screaming

Gives me a right ego boost when I share factoids about my life and you all deny them. I'm a man beyond belief.

United Kangdom

The penis huh

im sorry but if youre at a festival watching a DJ set then fuck off if youre just going to stand there talking to your mates

>>214140641
To me, mental that you can even talk during sex. Cannot get a word out, I'm not even human when I'm shagging. Talking breaks me out of the trance

>>214140692
ok

>>214140692
that's just this generation

>>214140692
ok

raping a galapogos tortoise

bumming a gibraltar macaque

>>214140732
the part darwin left out of his diaries

What did Brits mean by this? It's not like 2006 is a whole different era.

>>214140732
Chuckling

>>214140596
Barbaric

>>214140761
>It's not like 2006 is a whole different era.
oh but it was

>>214140761
United Pozdom

>>214140761
It is pretty different
Attitudes to homosexuality for one are completely different

Getting nose bummed by a proboscis monkey

>>214140761
no it really was, you must be quite young to think this

Brunei, the abode of peace

drawing ritualistic images on the wall and scattering precious stones in preparation for the masturbatory ritual

>>214140802
scream

got 30% off groceries on menulog so it’s cheaper than going to the shops but feels weird as fuck getting them delivered especially cause it’s 5 mins away

Binders full of women

Bumming a capybara (it doesn't care, or even seem to notice)

cooking up sisniter and illegal thoughts inside the depths of my incel grotto

Bizarre how much Korean culture has surpassed Japanese in recent years
Korean fried chicken is peng to be fair

>>214140889
>(it doesn't care, or even seem to notice)
says more about you than about the rat mate

Facefucking a sheepshead fish

Might get love and hate tattooed on my knuckles

got diebetus or sommat i think
got sweating and light headed after every meal

>>214140897
You have the thought process of a wog

>>214139768
toucan play at that game!

>>214140933
Enjoy

>>214140897
Korea actively promote it to western audiences. If you know what any J-Pop band it you went to find that yourself because the Japanese sure as hell don't promote it outside of Japan.

putting a hammerhead shark up my arse then changing the ends

Wow!

mental how shit google is now. just inaccurate ai summaries and irrelevant links to tiktok

>>214140957
How so?

Thoroughly mucked my life up by 16 now 10 years later I'm trying to salvage something from the wreckage. Oh my days.

>>214140897
Love Kimchi-Jjigae & beef bugolgi - mmmmm

>>214140986
You equate fried chicken with cultural development

stuffing a puffer fish up me chuff and shouting boo

Funnelling 1000 tadpoles up my arse.

>>214140897
Don't you think it's strange how the flavour of the month changes with each new wave of right-leaning populism? Almost as if providing a new and original foreignness to cleave to is a means of countering the anti-immigration brigade's push for repatriation

And that's a good thing btw!

BRING IN MORE FOREIGNERS

REPLACE THE BREXITY TYPES

>>214140985
What annoys me is when you misspell something or get a quote wrong and instead of matching the correct thing, they give you the AI inventing some irrelevant nonsense instead of correcting the search

>>214141017
Korean fried chicken is part of Korean culture, yes

>>214140980
>Measured mode of patriotism
Yes, government approved globo homo "patriotism," our king, our GDP, our lgbt, our diversity, the best economy zone in the EMEA region (formerly known as country)

going to start cooking soon

>>214141084
st gorge? he was turkish, rorke

Stardew Valley winter music is lowkey fire

putting my arse on top of a coral and waiting for the parrotfish to start biting

got the depresh coming on strong

>>214141126
downloaded sex mods for that and ended up ruining my save for gooning reasons

Bloody Mary challenge done on Binding of Isaac. Only 2 left to do

>>214141159
what sort of sex mods are there?

>>214141126
Ever played Kynseed?

>>214140897
avg korean penis size is 4in

don't know whether to use an onion in my tea or not

>>214141117
You joke, but its bewildering how many Britons ignorantly assign contemporary nationalities to historical figures - it's like calling Diocletian a Croat.

*nips over the the timeline Harold Godwin won in 1066*

>>214141214
Yeah that's peng

crazy how we're all racist now because all our posts have a Union Jack on it which is basically the same as a Swastika

poo dog

Feeding chickens grain soaked in my semen, then serving up cum enriched eggs to mumberg

>>214141238
you'd be a downtrodden inceltic though rorke

>>214141238
hwait lad

>>214141269
Yeah... Poo dog...
I like poo dog, but I also like poo seal...
But which one's better?

just put a piece of paper in the fridge
what happened next blew my mind

>>214141273
cut out the middleman and just spaff down her throat

the listen

>>214141238
>the the
you got a stutter mate? something up? whats wrong mate?

replaced with Piccadilly whores

getting my daily dose of stefan milo

>>214141306
your dad's ramming me up the the arse

That's it, you people have stood in my way too long. IM getting a DRINK.

>>214141343
youre the one taking it

>>214141349
dont let rorke see this

>>214141349
bet I wouldn't even crack a smile at one of this freak's '''jokes'''

ive become incredibly fat and ugly

>>214141388
pengaleng

Putting aside the effect altering the timeline would have on the likelihood of your birth, where do you think you'd be today if the Germans had won the Second World War?

>>214141426
Prison for my antisocial behavior

>>214141426
in Barnsley probably

>>214141388
timmy delicacy

if you take testosterone do you lose your muscles if you stop taking it
also is the test that trannies take the same one bodybuilders do

>>214141388
you deserve better bread playa

>>214141426
Irish diaspora work camp

>>214141388
the pièce de rorkésistance

>>214141404
Why? Would you refuse to look in a mirror?

literally eating beans and toast #fuckyes

>>214141426
I'd probably be in whatever Germany would have renamed Rhodesia

>>214141388
>looks around me
>lifts up top half of sandwich
>spunks on the lower half
>replaces the top half
Rorke needs his protein

>>214141481
NO!!!!!!

>>214141447
the one that trannies take makes then grow cocks and all sorts

>>214141486
bet you know all about spunk on your lower half gayboy

>>214141426
Living in Braunschweig, the male heir to my formerly wealthy German familys fortune.

>>214141486
really, what you wanna be doing, yeah, is cumming in the salmon food then serving cum enriched salmon paste to rorke

>>214141269
someone needs a bathy

The bolivarian republic of Venezuela

>>214141349
good for her

addicted to buying kitchen tools

>>214141493
wouldnt mind if my cock grew a bit

>>214141514
The allies did a number on you

>>214141349
Was actually a serious lecture about transgenderism and just made people laugh

>>214141535
>kitchen tools
cutlery?

>>214141539
get the troon drugs injected

>>214141539
would you mind if it grew a lot (e.g 2 feet)

IT LOOMS

>>214141540
Like you wouldnt believe. Went from top 10% to the bottom of British society within three generations

>>214141554
all sorts
do i need a cherry stoner? do i bollocks
do i have one? no actually i have two
a melon baller? i'm your man
three different sieves? what you think you'd be fine with one?

so this is rorke

>>214141539
start jelqing

>>214141600
>hree different sieves? what you think you'd be fine with one?
> be fine with one
maybe if youre flour or powdered sugar
haha x

haemorrhoids are sore today

Moving into a place with an ensuite soon. I'll finally be able to get rid of the two 1L pissbottles Ive been using for the past year. The smell when I open them is indescribable

>>214141657
*rubs them gently*

recruiting well hung and psychologically damaged men

might buy some brown trousers tomorrow

>>214141649
lol

>>214141659
pics or you're larping

>>214141677
*raises paw*

>>214141680
useful if you spill brown sauce on yourself

>>214141580
T. Duke of Manchester

Need to eat Emma Watson’s shit desu.

>>214141694
its only white sauce i spill on me trousters aha x
whtie sauce from my KNOb that is... !

>>214141659
See if you can flog your old piss bottles down the local chinese supermarket, they'll have contacts in the traditional medicine trade who'd probably love a bottle of fermented laowai piss

>>214141725
spelled nob

>>214141576
imagine the petrichor

>>214141626
no idea what that is and no interest in finding out. reckon you just made it up

Moving to Daintree, Australia

>>214141732
不要

>>214141732
I empty them sadly. Just cant be arsed using a shared bathroom more than once a day.

>>214141752
do you rinse them? I'd have expected a nice salten line from a year's usage tbqh

>>214141775
why so

>>214141743
machine you put your knob in and it stretches it up

>>214141727
>>214141727
>>214141727
our femcel just showed her pubs

>>214141752
a fellow jerseymilkGOD

>>214141826
Fan of pubes but no thanks bro

>>214141752
>gold top milk
incredibased

Why are white boys so obsessed with rhodesia

a milk bottle is probably the worst possible candidate for a piss bottle

>>214141743
>I cba to do a 3 sec google so uhhh you're lying
brain the size of a baked bean

>>214141826
Why would she do that

>>214141878
get a big german stein, it's good for a piss and a half at a minimum even after heavy drinking

>>214141871
Why did that post trigger you in particular

>>214141871
Why are brown boys so obsessed with Al-Andalus

>>214141886
I've made my point and I'm not going to look it up. Sorry, I'm just not.

>>214141426
interracial breeding camp

>>214141886
alri stegosaurus lad

>>214141805
Yeah I rinse with boiling water and bleach when that scaly shit cakes on.
>>214141830
>>214141849
Gods milk lads
>>214141878
Large tops bro, the 2L fizzy bottles are too small. You got a little willy?

>>214141954
>Yeah I rinse with boiling water and bleach when that scaly shit cakes on
in that case fuck off and stop claiming to be a year-long veteran, you charlatan
true patricians embrace the scale

>>214141954
You put your entire penis in the bottle? That's ridiculous, just stick your little cockslit in the end and those coke bottles are perfect

What are you lads having for tonight then?

Lucozade bottles are great for piss imo

>>214142018
Already had Sunday lunch

superior piss bottle
3L capacity, wide opening, handle for easy emptying

>>214142018
whatever mumstien makes

>>214142011
Sorry fella I dont do this willingly, just doing what I must
>>214142017
Just pop it in and let it loose, no aiming, used to use the pepsi bottles and id always hit the rim and spray piss down my legs

the faustian urge to horde piss

I miss Emmet

Thinking about how the based normans liberated Sicily from the moors

>>214141576
won't matter as i'm in the south east

Stricken with anxiety, with no end in sight.

>>214142100
don't cry because it's over, smile because it's over

get the video essays on
get the sunday wasted

>>214141916
I’m not brown so idk

can't believe rockstar never did DLC for RDR2
for this reason alone, they'll be joining EA on the do not buy list

toilbergs off the morra ttueday get in so even though scotland doesnt get the bank holiday its like i do

>>214142125
Surrey Lord reporting in

I hate my life

russell martin sex arse

5 o clock where's my life going

>>214142280
>>214142280
new

another new wont fix your life

>>214141826
Would shag that silly me

fuck off where's the reel won?

NEW

>>214142423
>>214142423
>>214142423