Thread 214142423

East Riding of Yorkshire edition

rampage Jackson’s son commits attempted murder on camera and his reaction is “oh shit he might get banned from Kick too”

noooooo I was about to bake

Holly Willloughboobie sub-edish

My tummy feels crazy

>National flags have started lining our streets. They may say something more

>Phil MACKIE
>EWAN Somerville

>>214142462
Stop I’ve already wanked today

alri lads

IT FUCKING LOOMS!

>>214142515
*puts a big umbrella over the thread*

>>214142481
Me running around the playground as a 7 year old

Every time I go to zone 1 I get butthurt that I'm not some old money prick with a townhouse or a flat there.

>>214142439
all i'm saying is we don't know what the old white dude said off camera

>>214142462
raped to smithereens

Bit racist

>>214142504
jeremy fragrance is looking different

>>214142552
>>214142481
Me running around the playground as a 37 year old

>>214142553
or a rapefugee

going to tesco, want anything?

you ever cummed when you need a wee and you're not sure if the wee is gona start as soon as the cum is out

>>214142536
thanks rihanna

>>214142562
We do though

hey say there’s no two people on earth exactly the same. No two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? Cuz they would have to get everybody together in one huge space. And obviously that’s not possible even with computers. But not only that, they’d have to get all the people that ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothin.

>>214142620
pack of lemon sherbets and kp crispy chilli coated nuts mate ta

>>214142655
source?

>>214142567
you mean transphobic?

mental health going off a cliff

>Sky sports coverage sponsored by the British Army
What the fuck?

>>214142666
iron brain post

>>214142567
Almost too on the head

>>214142673
https://x.com/keithwoodsyt/status/1959593563173601380?s=46

>>214142683
Got to recruit more cannon fodder for the next forever war (Ukraine/Iran).

>>214142683
https://youtu.be/EIxsPBbZ_b8

It’s these mulinyans tone. They got no concept of the future. Everything is here and now. Something to do with second order thinking. Ask them how they’d feel if they didn’t have breakfast this morning and they tell you they did have breakfast this morning. It’s their brains - they can’t cope with it.

Well I didn’t have breakfast this morning. Where’s that waitress? Yo! Over here sweetheart. We’re famished over here

>>214142553
>THE POLITICS OF ENVY
Starmers Britain

meeeeeeeeeen

>>214142683
wtf im getting really scared you guys

>>214142683
young uns are waking up too much so they need the zogcattle back in line

>>214142673
Syko Stu, the wrestler attacked, had lightly hit Jackson with a beer can mistakenly thinking he was a fellow wrestler and they were promoting the event.

Stu apologised profusely to Jackson who accepted the apology, then tried to kill Stu when he was in a vulnerable state.

>>214142742
screm

anime

>>214142759
Watching two and a half men?

>>214142553
You could be a refugee or a layabout and get a council house in Westminster.

>>214142742
If this what japs think sex is it's no wonder their birth rate is so low

is that bev minster

>>214142822
Yep watching Two and a Half Meeeeeen S1E2

Reminiscing on the time during the lockdown where i’d play classic wow with the lads all day without a care in the world

Life must have peaked there

Poor kid

>>214142719
>>214142792
all i'm saying is these old white dudes have no problem slipping in an n word when no one else is around

>>214142879
he shook

>>214142876
was in uni halls and spent all my loan on wanking equipment and other accessories for dress up wanks then just gooned myself into oblivion into the early hours of the evening for months on end

>>214142879
is it even possible to have less gorm

Living in London is easy if you don’t work

>>214142871
nice

>>214142922
favourite piece of wanking equipment?

>>214142969
Absolutely fucking insane

gfberg

>>214142987
has to be my shane diesel dildo

poo flying out my arse like a gang of niggers

>>214142879
who?

>>214143048
lil poo sheisty

just had a cuppa tea
not going to be able to sleep now am i aha a

Where is a good place to live in London then?

>>214142969
>50% of the 20% that are unemployed have never worked
Would easier to put 10% have never worked

>>214143027
umaholics anonymoos

>>214142922
>wanking equipment and other accessories for dress up wanks
SCREAMING

>>214143066
About 200 miles away, preferably in another city.

>>214142803
looks like dasha

>>214143066
Pimlico is nice.

>>214143066
Somewhere nice

>>214143066
I like Knightsbridge

>>214143066
Brentford

>>214143066
dulwich
wypipo slowly gentifying peckham as well these days so you dont have to worry about the spillover

>>214142884
Oh you’re trolling

>>214143175
love him x

It lush

>>214143153
>i want biological kids
i've got a better chance of hanging out the back of holly willoughbooby

>>214143217
cute

Right mates, right, mates. Right.
Let's get the carbonara on. Yes? Yes?

i dont like the "ai" poo seals

She wants a man from Underground

>>214143271
No. having my roast in a bit

>>214143239
I donate a lot of sperm

rorke's gf wears the trousers

gfberg literally talking nonstop for 30 mins while l'm sitting here pretending to listen

>>214143291
I wish I was eating a roast. I like a roast.
Roasts are yummy.

>>214143271
They had proper guanciale in Lidl last time Italian week was on.

Imagine living in one of the most expensive areas of London and having to put up with this once a year lol

>>214143271
Bit early for that isn't it

>>214142987
stoya fleshlight

>>214143301
Yeah to the carpet of your smelly bedroom

>>214143303
>rorke
>gf
pick one

>>214143286
Does he have to be a member of the RMT?

She wants a man with a Napoleon complex

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rorke be like
>"The country is full!!"
Lol what? Don't look like it to me lil bro

>>214143271
try not to make scrambled eggs this time rorkey poo aha x

How did Angela Raynor buy an 800k property on a politicians salary?
As a second home, when she's not in her 650k property?

>>214143334
screaming

all my RTS friends are brits

>>214143325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tesr1OyymXo

>>214143325
they didnt personally elect BNP so they deserve it

>>214143314
Yes :)

i'm racist against city dwellers

I have spent the last 2 weeks trying to improve myself with little steps to stop the last 6 years of rotting in bed. I have a brain injury and mental health issues so something that are easy to others are not easy for me, such as remembering to brush my hair everyday

>>214143326
he's a good boy

>>214143192
god bless his pooey sealness x

>>214143373
If it wasn’t set in place then it can’t have been that important

>>214143358
need 6 turkish barbers 7 vape shops 5 nail bars 8 kebab takeaways and 4 shisha lounges on there RIGHT NOW

>>214143358
leftypol be like
>just concrete over the whole countryside to house a billion wogs

>>214143373
Do you condemn hamas?

>>214143412
Catberg madness

>>214143412
retardos

>>214143367
I live literally two minutes away from her new flat.

>>214143397
Can't remember if this was r/askuk or r/edinburgh I saw this on earlier

>>214143373
Semites trolling Semites. All just nonsense Jewish fairy tales

megi MEGI!

>>214143412
love retarded cats so much

>>214143412
caberg onnamadone

>>214143459
Yawn

next post will be shite

>>214143459
Welsh people aren't semites.

>>214143482
mental how dressing like a prostitute has become the default fashion for british women in 2025

>>214143482
oh my

>>214143483
scrmaing

Absolutely no evidence for it but I'm 90% sure a paki is responsible for this

>>214143367
It's her third home
it's mental
but her salary is quite high (~£160k)

>>214143483
do they not have a sense of smell
whenever i walk past some freak picking up dog shit i can smell it from a while away
digsuting

getting gang blacked

>>214143519
They're literally descended from Phoenicians mate.

>>214143457
yep

Right. Stopping the booze from today. Gaining a clue. Going to enjoy life without needing the muck.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these

>>214143567
Those little poos suggest a rabbit

>>214143537
Don’t think you’ve seen a prostitute before mate

>>214143567
If it were a paki they would have scoffed the little rabbit turds

Just a quick one for you lads that don't know it, hope it'll help. All politicians are corrupt. Thank you.

>>214143367
>1st house already paid for by taxpayer
>free flat in admiralty house whilst deputy PM
>£160k salary
What else she going to spend her salary on?

>>214143619
saw your mum last night didn't i

>>214143367
she got it on klarna innit

>>214143631
Yes except reform politicians of courseeeeeeeeeee

For reasons I don't fully understand, Wetherspoons is becoming ground zero for queueing in pubs

British culture isn’t just Shakespeare & tea — it’s also reggae, bhangra, Afro-Caribbean slang, South Asian cinema. Pretending otherwise is denial, not tradition.

>>214143651
kek

>>214143631
>le politicians xDDDDD
Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don't fall out of the sky. They don't pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from UK parents and UK families, UK homes, UK schools, UK churches, UK businesses and UK universities, and they are elected by UK citizens.

>>214143367
imagine the stamp duty on that

Watching kids play hide and seek from my bedroom window and one little runt keeps cheating by counting fast

just had a lovely dindins

going to do a fly on microsoft flight sim
dubs decides where i fly to and from

>>214143664
just order at the table like a normal autist

>>214143574
That's way too much money, especially considering the shit job these politicians do.

>>214143715
any of them fit?

>danish government stealing babies from their greenlandic mothers if the mothers can't pass intelligence tests
ah yes, the civilised scandinavian society I hear so much about

>>214143721
Old Warden to Southampton

>>214143367
want her to peg me wearing thigh high leather boots while she has my nipples in suction cups and my cock caged

>>214143739
um

>>214143682
british culture is slavery to your feudal lord and ruling class

I've made myself the most boring dinner.

>>214143721
Edinburgh to Glasgow

>>214143374
>warno
based dare i say

>>214143737
it's because she's deputy PM
the normal MPs get around 80k

bit racist to board up all the housing at the notting hill festival
are they suggesting that the demographic attends has some sort of problem with anti social behaviour?

shagged the gf earlier

>>214143739
A few were at the time but after a few minutes all of them weren't.

>>214143837
forgot to add: i am trans btw

>>214143833
l love sarcasm

Should ban the Notting hill carnival. Just an excuse for black people to chimp out now isn't it

ate too many sweet potatoes

>>214143895
How about banning black people?

Should ban the football. Just an excuse for white people to chimp out now isn't it

pussyol

no you didnt be quiet

>>214143895
bit racist - we call them people of colour now

>>214143851
blud bout to get dipped innit

>>214143833
Tek it boy....tek dem houses

>>214143833
mad how we're just expected to tolerate you-know-who violence because its naughty to spot patterns

got sun damage on my knees

>>214143833
can't they just hop the fences and enter the houses?

>>214143825
Does she get an extra salary on top of the MP salary like the PM does? Even though Deputy PM is just an honorific title and not an official role.

cyberpunk 2077 toil looms

imagine paying 2 million for a nice flat in notting hill and you get you know whats doing their "thing" outside

>>214144007
scream

Unceasing axel, well oiled piston of war, that by rude imagination marches glistening iron cross-country, whose trumpeted triumphant call to the winged and piecing fall of Valkyries, summoned to that threshing floor, so milled this Lord of state his harvest and grain, his bounty of well-tithed land and rich vein of ore, so calls he to collect you all; duty hence, and the sake of country. We ask this of you and no more.

She probably gets the cabinet minister salary now that I think of it, so MP salary plus cabinet salary.

>>214144007
bloke on the right doesnt even care

leftypol getting bummed and stabbed at notting hill

sophie dee

>>214144007
is he died???

is it though

>>214144056
shit stabbed as it were

>>214144007
oh kurwa

>>214144011
bought this in a steam sale and never played it desu

>>214144057
shagged her

>>214144014
The carnival has been there longer than most of the residents

>>214144072
it's alri
witcher 3 it ain't but well worth playing nonetheless

>>214144064
feet

>>214143851
bet dey did summat squeakin later on x

Lads I'm genuinely having a fucking panic attack looking at the 2021 census demographics. And this was before the Boriswave in 2022. My area dropped about 5% in Whiteness. We are going to be a minority by 2065 unless something changes.

America has it bad but at least they have space. We have no almost no distance. You can't go anywhere without seeing non-Whites these days. This is apocalyptic.

We have very little time to turn this around, but we have to. Any ideas which political party is best to join?

>>214144057
watched a scene from her early career she let a lad creampie her arse then sat on his face and made him eat it out of her, still not sure if thats bent or not

>>214143914
aka the coloureds

>>214144101
first person always put me off

watching this again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMACpa_oXjk

>>214144109
er um, poo party? xD

frogs are nice animals

are teh shops open tomorrow

genuinely think I am the most attractive 24 year old virgin in the entire world and I’m not joking either

>>214144109
I've just stopped caring entirely at this point, it's already far too late to reverse it so why even waste the energy fretting about it. It's over

>>214144178
no

>>214144182
post bum

bet the skinny small boat cronem are chiefing dem luh clickums outside

>>214144108
:)

>>214144182
bollocks, i've seen more attractive shits than you

>>214144162
used to have a pond as a kid and some of them would get really big and some would be red or orange colour too love frogs me

>>214144210
not a faggot

>>214144109
Yeah I saw two black families in a tiny fishing village in Cornwall the other day :)

>>214144141
thought he were a woman

gently massaging the cat's cranium
one false move and i could crush her skull like an egg

Tea time.

>>214144109
hello glownigger

>>214144197
No it isn't. Not yet. By 2050, it will be.

We can still turn it around but we have to stand up.

That's 2016mong btw. His retarded redditspacing post style sticks out like a sore thumb.

There goes rorke
I must remember to thank him

think I might massage my penis until it feels really nice and some sticky white liquid comes out of it

>>214144291
>doing anything is glownigger

>>214144303
sovl

rorke hyperventilating breathing in and out of last night's takeaway bag in his smelly bedroom because he saw a brown person

>>214144214
mmhmm outside your mum’s house
lil ziedy? he peekin n pumping his luh 10 en dun xx

>>214144303
Mental how this is driving leftypol utterly insane.

>>214144109
>lads
You aren’t fooling anyone

>>214144331
what is that
im not watching it

>I'm genuinely having a fucking panic attack looking at the 2021 census demographics
Easier ways to tell us you're a virgin, lad.

>>214144109
Stop worrying about it, its 100% over.

>591,072 live births in England and Wales
>35.8% of all live births in England and Wales had either one or both parents who were non-UK-born

>2023 - Net immigration rates - 860,000.
>2023 - 124,482 asylum seekers granted settlement

>Total immigration 984,482
>Total births where both parents arent "British" - 212,000
>Total births from 2 British parents - 379,000

got myself some cans, will you lads be boozing tonight?

>>214144303
Why’s he painted the Jersey flag then?

You're face, to face, with the man who sold the world

bet the cronem are out and about yeah?

35.8% of all live births in England are an lrish person shagging a coloured

Mental how many of you spend literally dozens of hours here every day but are utterly incapable of spotting the same 3 pseudo tripfags.

>>214144394
I don't need alcohol to enjoy life

>>214144358
Mental how gammons think they are part of the resistance because they are painting England flags on roundabouts

has anyone ever chosen a plenish in their meal deal? what do you even do with it

>>214144424
Who?

>>214144303
Saw one of these in Plymouth and an England flag newly put up
Leftypol was frothing at the mouth

cronem outside
timmy inside

>>214144430
>Mental how many of you spend literally dozens of hours here every day
Project on, loser

It's so fucking over lads isn't it

>>214144458
Stage 1: Denial

>>214144436
who is actually part f the resistance?

>>214144485
prefer not to say

>>214144439
got to be an absolute mong to fork out for one of those stupid little ginger shots

will you be watching the baseball on iplayer?

>>214144363
Why do mongs here think doing anything political is being a glownigger?

>>214144380
If you have that attitude then why even live? I mean, given that you think it's over already, then why are you waiting to be a minority in your own country?

>>214144478
and these are all included in the British figures. Stop worrying about it and enjoy your life

>>214144528
baseball is the most dire sport on earth
awful awful awful

Nothing short of totally dismantling the UK state will save the English people from oblivion.

>>214144564
i think it's alri

evil cunt mother who I don't speak to sent me a text, really got on my tits

>>214144575
send her a picture of your willy

>>214144575
don't tell us, tell /r/narcissistparents

>>214144529
Just enjoy your life m8, stop worrying about things you absolutely cant control. Just do the best for you and your family

LET THE BASS KICK
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

>>214144525
you dont have them in canada stay out of this

Don’t see how people can speak badly of their parents. It’s such a wypipo thing that gives me the ick.

I love my lovely mumberg so much she’s an angel x

Need an Irish lass with a ginger mane to kiss her lips upon my bane

My carbonara was lovely, by the way.

>>214144585
blocked her, need to know who gave her my number so I can buy them flowers

>>214144649
*bame

Every time you see a black person in a small village it's a little fuck you from the government

yeah? rebbit space somewhere else mong

>>214144684
thing is i'm not a racist

>>214144687
shagged her

>>214144603
>stop worrying about things you absolutely cant control.
But you can. If the White race goes extinct, it is our fault.

No excuse for our failure will have any meaning, for there will be only a swarming horde of indifferent, mulatto zombies to hear it.

There will be no White men to remember us-either to blame us for our weakness or to forgive us for our folly.

If we fail, God's great Experiment will come to an end, and this planet will once again, as it did millions of years ago, move through the ether devoid of higher man.

Wish I was black, I would go on a little tour around all the grim little provincial villages around the country and just hang out making the inbred rorke weirdos seethe just by existing

Would be jokes

need a gf to watch me play elden ring, really fancy smashing that lion cunt with my big sword corr

>>214144704
Good only criminals and losers are racist

>>214144723
but shes libyan!

>mulatto
that's a FOY from me

reckon spainnonce pretends to be half jewish because he thinks that makes him all cosmopolitan when he’s just generic norf stock

>>214144725
Good.

>>214144734
Would go around calling middle class liberals the n word and pretending like they were my friends

>>214144112
very gay

the new looms so I'll need you all to save your doghsit gimmicks and low IQ musings for the next thread

>>214144757
Yeah? You reckon the guy who only posts bait was baiting you? How did you make this incredible discovery mate?

remember this memory ahah

>>214144485
No one it’s just funny to watch the gammons larp

>>214144734
there's a guy that does that here and makes youtube videos about it
i hate him

>>214144795
Need to make room for yours don't we

>>214144815
love that memory

>>214144815
they really are quite stupid, aren't they?
need to get 10000000000000000 of them in this country asap

>>214144815
biomass delivery craft

>>214144813
zero reading comprehension award

>>214144833
Why?

>>214144815
clip from world war z?

>>214144877
clickbaitey titles, trying to be bald and bankrupt but his content is boring
he overuses catchphrases and is really annoying about it

>>214144815
The islamic emirate of Afghanistan

keep putting porn gifs in the family whatsapp
mum's seething

>>214144853
lol thought the same thing

>>214144952
have you, after posting these gifs, ever had the opportunity to shag her up the arse?

mad how the new has been cancelled

>>214144952
No you haven't be quiet

>>214144815
howling remembering people trying to justify this like "they had no other choice!!!" "they were motivated by sheer fear of the taliban" err no mate they're just sub 40 iq goat herders who probably don't have a working understanding of aircraft and physics

So this is it. The last /brit/ then.

next friday i shall go into waterstones on sochi hall street and sit down next to the lad in jeans and boots who is sucking a capucino on his lonesome

>>214144916
Oh I’ve seen this guy, he’s a legend he posts on TikTok as well

>>214145007
already having strong thoughts of getting a gf
the last /brit/, a toast

new
>>214145034

>>214145034

>>214145034

where is it? I shan't ask again

>>214145019
sick of him shouting kury constantly and confusing shop workers by asking for mietka cebulowa but saying it wrong in a different way each time