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Anonymous United Kingdom No.214145036 >>214145133 >>214145183 >>214146138 >>214147369 >>214147770 >>214148904 >>214149463 >>214153569
/VGH/ - Germanic General
A warm welcome to posters from the most intellectually and culturally rich region in human history.
Anonymous Romania No.214145133 >>214145178 >>214146421
>>214145036 (OP)
I will post here and you won't do shit about it but cry
Anonymous Germany No.214145178 >>214145222
>>214145133
Your cousin already came here to work at Lidl, you can be here too
Anonymous Germany No.214145183 >>214145250
>>214145036 (OP)
>culturally rich
sir, /med/ is two pages down
Anonymous Romania No.214145222
>>214145178
He works for audi actually, he's designing sunroofs for your caaahs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214145250 >>214145436 >>214147848
>>214145183
Shakespeare and Goethe absolutely mog anything those shitters ever produced
Anonymous Romania No.214145436 >>214145759 >>214145850 >>214146946 >>214151228
>>214145250
No. Germanics can't into art, you can cope all you want. Germanics are good at inventing shit but not art.
Fucking vanya the town drunk from god knows where in Siberia can write a million times better than Shakespeare.
Slavs can into literature.
Meds can into art. All the sculptures or paintings that are recognised worldwide were made by Meds
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214145759 >>214145911 >>214145918 >>214147752 >>214147848
>>214145436
Shakespeare could legitimately be considered the greatest artist in any field to ever live. He is objectively the greatest dramatist to ever live. As Welles says, name the greatest 10 plays ever written, at least 5 are Shakespeare's.
Anonymous France No.214145783
Howdy ho my Germanic brothers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214145850 >>214146000
>>214145436
>Germanics are good at inventing shit but not art.
The best painters of all time are Dutch (who also invented oil painting)
Anonymous Canada No.214145894
Hæl, folc. Ic eom glæd hær to bēonne. Lat us habban wynsum banter.
Anonymous Germany No.214145911 >>214145956
>>214145759
>anglo shamelessly jerks himself off in front of everyone again
It’s all so tiresome.
Anonymous Romania No.214145918 >>214146038 >>214146147
>>214145759
>"objectively"
>list made by Anglos
Nigga read ANY Slavic work of literature, they're in another league compared to yours. Cope all you want, you can't into art. Nobody on earth has read or cares about Shakespeare, we just know the name because it's marketed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214145956
>>214145911
go home, ranjinder
Anonymous Romania No.214146000 >>214146298 >>214146454 >>214148053 >>214149598
>>214145850
Michelangelo, Da Vinci, Goia, Picasso, Dali, Caravaggio. Kek not even close
Anonymous Norway No.214146038 >>214146080 >>214146426
>>214145918
Russian literature is the most astroturfed shit in existence
Anonymous Germany No.214146080
>>214146038
tsmt
Anonymous Belgium No.214146138 >>214146565 >>214147502
>>214145036 (OP)
England is celtic and not germanic, as 100% more in common with France than with Germany.
seethe and cope mr bean
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214146147 >>214146426
>>214145918
>'we just know the name because it's marketed'
>saying this whilst hyping Russian literature
тoп лeл
Anonymous Canada No.214146298 >>214146426
>>214146000
Gustave Moreau, who is Germanic
Anonymous Italy No.214146327
>thread is already a shit show
yep, another shining example of the harmonious Germanic world
Anonymous United States No.214146341
Hello fellow Germanxs
Anonymous Germany No.214146421 >>214146649 >>214146714
>>214145133
speak Siebenburgisch to prove your worthiness
Anonymous Romania No.214146426 >>214146612 >>214147093
>>214146298
>>214146147
>>214146038
Like I said, you're good at making tech, congrats. But art? Not even close
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214146454 >>214147752 >>214149598
>>214146000
>Michelangelo, Da Vinci, Caravaggio
fine artists, but inferior to the best Germanic ones (from whom they drew inspiration)
>Goia, Picasso, Dali
absolutely embarrassing that you think these are great artists. LOL
Anonymous Germany No.214146565
>>214146138
midwestern and southwestern germans are celtic as hell too. I'm spiritually BRITISH
Anonymous Germany No.214146612 >>214148382 >>214148488
>>214146426
all good popular AND classical music comes from Germanic countries. Otherwise even blacks contributed more than Meds and Slavs.
Anonymous Romania No.214146649 >>214146714
>>214146421
Am pus PIULIȚĂ la ȘURUB de la aparatul de cultivat CARTOFI folosind BORMAȘINA, căreia i-am reparat ȘTECHERUL. Am mâncat și un ȘNIȚEL
Anonymous Germany No.214146714
>>214146649
>>214146421
fun fact: siebenburgen german is the most conservative and archaic german dialect, it's basically medieval german. few know this
Anonymous Norway No.214146868
contributing to the new dead general
Anonymous Germany No.214146946
>>214145436
I know it. I know siebenburgen very well - i had to read about its history lol
Anonymous Denmark No.214147093 >>214147752 >>214147946
>>214146426
I don’t care for the med/northtard debate but this is kind of objectively false tho. Like another anon mentioned, the Flemish painters were far ahead of their Italian counterparts, and invented oil painting as we know it. Pic related was painted before Leonardo da Vinci was even born
Anonymous Brazil No.214147369
>>214145036 (OP)
Angloes are Germanic speaking not Germanic Germanic
Might as well add India to the thread
Anonymous United States No.214147502 >>214148436
>>214146138
Continental Germanics are just as Celtic as English are but you’re not ready for that conversation yet.
Anonymous Italy No.214147520 >>214148382
I think Bach is overrated, his music sounds procedurally generated, he was AI before AI
Anonymous Spain No.214147752
>>214145759
Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quijote is the 2nd most sold book in History, right after the Bible. He is considered the first gramatist and founder of a new way of writing. Shakespeare while good has only being promoted because the anglosphere took traction and importance in the XVIII-XIX centuries.

>>214146454
>>Goia, Picasso, Dali
>absolutely embarrassing that you think these are great artists. LOL
You have no fucking clue. Just PIcasso is the most important artist in the XX century. Not just painter, the best artist.

Goya the most important painter of his time.

Dali invented a new type of art.

>>214147093
>Flemish painters
They were supported by the Spanish monarchy. Without Spanish money they would have not been important.

Flemish painters received funding or commissions from Spain, but there are important nuances. Here’s a detailed explanation:

Historical context:

During the 16th and 17th centuries, Flanders (roughly present-day Belgium) was under Spanish Habsburg rule, especially during the reigns of Charles V and Philip II.

This created political, economic, and cultural ties between Flanders and Spain.

Royal and aristocratic patronage:

The Spanish crown commissioned artworks, especially portraits, religious themes, and decorations for churches and palaces.

Painters like Peter Paul Rubens received commissions from the Spanish court. For example, Rubens was sent to Spain as a diplomat and also created paintings for Philip IV.

Other Flemish artists, such as Anthony van Dyck, also worked for the Spanish nobility, although Van Dyck was more established in England.

Church and private clients:

In addition to the monarchy, the Spanish Church funded religious works commissioned from Flemish painters.

Spanish merchants and aristocrats traveling to or trading with Flanders also acquired works by these artists.
Anonymous Greece No.214147770
>>214145036 (OP)
kek in a magic world I would be rich now cause I would be able to bet my soul that this thread was made by a british flag before I click on it
Anonymous Greece No.214147848
>>214145250
kek look at this goblin filth angloid trying to sneak in his astroturfed mediocre angloid with an austrian musician
>>214145759
KEK
Anonymous Greece No.214147946
>>214147093
Godamn this ugly shit gets a pass only because of the claim that it was during the birth of oil painting.
Anonymous Greece No.214148053 >>214149598
>>214146000
>Michelangelo, Da Vinci, Caravaggio
kino
>Goia
Ok
>Dali
meh
>Picasso
dont be ridiculous
Anonymous Greece No.214148382 >>214148500
>>214146612
What a ridiculous statement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqAOGduIFbg&list=RDNqAOGduIFbg
>>214147520
This is ridiculous as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho9rZjlsyYY&list=RDho9rZjlsyYY
Anonymous Germany No.214148436 >>214148536 >>214148758
>>214147502
Real Germanic: Northern Germany, Netherlands, Denmark, Norway, Sweden
Celto-Germanic: Belgium, Western Germany, Southwestern Germany, Elsass, Lothringen, United Kingdom
Slavo-Germanic: Eastern Germany, descendants of Prussians, many Austrians
Many people in Switzerland, Bavaria, Austria and UK additionally have swarthier alpino-roman traits.
Anonymous Greece No.214148488 >>214148644
>>214146612
Stupid nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cNQFB0TDfY&list=RD9cNQFB0TDfY
Anonymous Germany No.214148500 >>214148613 >>214148674
>>214148382
Vivaldi is the only med composer you can name, and his music was highly repetitive and nowhere as diverse and revolutionary as Bach’s
Anonymous Belgium No.214148536
>>214148436
and balto-germanics?
Anonymous Greece No.214148613
>>214148500
Here you go stupid nigger, not gonna make a list for you that obviously exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ruHDWSNvB8&list=RD6ruHDWSNvB8
Anonymous Germany No.214148644 >>214148714
>>214148488
At least 80% of all noteworthy popular and classical music came from white celts and germanics.
Anonymous Greece No.214148674 >>214148713
>>214148500
Never mind the entire Aria subgerne that started in italy. Retarded stupid nigger.
Anonymous Germany No.214148713 >>214148773
>>214148674
Germans did it better
Anonymous Greece No.214148714 >>214148947
>>214148644
Btw did you ever ask nordics if they want to be paired up with you or did you just go ahead did it?
Anonymous Chile No.214148758 >>214148832
>>214148436
and the north of France? Isn't it also Celto-Germanic?
Anonymous Belgium No.214148766 >>214149019
who said the following? :

>Really creative music is composed partly of inspiration and partly of a sense of composition. The inspiration is of Slavonic origin, the art of composition is of Germanic. It is when these two mingle in one man that the master of genius appears. In Bach's music it is the composition which is marvellous, and he certainly had no drop of Slav blood in his veins. As regards Beethoven, on the other hand, one glance at his head shows that he comes of a different race. It is not pure chance that the British have never produced a composer of genius ; it is because they are a pure Germanic race. (lol)
Anonymous Greece No.214148773 >>214148947
>>214148713
You should even ask austrians if they want to be paired up with you. I heard that bavarians want nothing to do with you as well.
Anonymous Germany No.214148832 >>214148934
>>214148758
yes
Anonymous Serbia No.214148904
>>214145036 (OP)
I'm transgermanic, my soul is Germanic, but my body is Slavic
Anonymous France No.214148934 >>214149061
>>214148832
What's the south of France?
Anonymous Germany No.214148947 >>214149016
>>214148773
>>214148714
don’t care about them. I am western and look Celtic. I don’t even want to cross the rhine.
Anonymous Greece No.214149016 >>214149124
>>214148947
Oh you are the guy who feels spiritualy british? That explains your posting pattern.
Anonymous Belgium No.214149019
>>214148766
for the record, it was Adolf Hitler
Anonymous Germany No.214149061 >>214149168 >>214149392 >>214150137
>>214148934
Probably similar to switzerland and northern italy. blonde germanic elite, but darkened romano-celtic majority
Anonymous Germany No.214149124 >>214149166
>>214149016
not sure if I feel British but I look like one and people here point out I don’t look German
Anonymous Greece No.214149166 >>214149337
>>214149124
I dont care except to use you as a case for physiognomy being real.
Anonymous Italy No.214149168 >>214149232 >>214149337
>>214149061
blonde brutes who used to shit in the Roman streets
Anonymous South Korea No.214149232 >>214149330
>>214149168
What caused the role reversal?
Anonymous Greece No.214149330 >>214149468
>>214149232
Nigel if anyone would shit and piss in the streets nowdays without being a pajeet its you.
Anonymous Germany No.214149337 >>214149423
>>214149166
Why do you dislike Brits?
>>214149168
italy is dirty just like greece
Anonymous Italy No.214149392 >>214149430
>>214149061
There's no ''blonde germanic elite'' in northern Italy, where do you get this nonsense from?
Anonymous Greece No.214149423
>>214149337
Im not making a list for you, I said it before.
Anonymous Germany No.214149430 >>214149506 >>214149615 >>214149830 >>214150993
>>214149392
It’s not an elite anymore but there are some blondes in northern italy. I’ve been there. you got conquered and ruled by germans many times.
Anonymous Italy No.214149463
>>214145036 (OP)
>A warm welcome to posters from the most intellectually and culturally rich region in human history.

I'm glad we're discussing late medieval/renaissance Italy ITT
Anonymous South Korea No.214149468
>>214149330
Um I'm not british, also I'm pretty sure as of now britain is still richer than greece
Anonymous Italy No.214149506 >>214149597
>>214149430
We were conquered by all kinds of peoples: Lybians, Lombards, Byzantines, Saracens, French, Spanish, Austrians
Anonymous Germany No.214149563 >>214149648
I don’t think there is a single country in Europe that wasn’t ruled by a Germanic elite at some point.
Anonymous Italy No.214149597
>>214149506
don't forget the Normans in Sicily
Anonymous Spain No.214149598 >>214149679 >>214149685 >>214153313
>>214146000
>>214146454
>>214148053

Why did you have to put those for Spain, . Velazquez, Murillo and Sorolla are better options to convince the average tasteless retard here who can only appreciate classic art with precious technique.

Anyway, Picasso is good, retards, he's not as good as the ones I've mentioned but he did know how to paint and tried to develop an schematic style that had an impact in cartoons. If don't see any appeal in paintings like the weeping woman by Picasso, or paintings by Zao wou ki, just because they are not classic, you are ngmi. Music is inherently abstract and trying to extrapolate that abstraction onto painting is a sophisticated idea that can be well executed and produce beauty. Just think about how beautiful some things are when we get closer to them and cannot perceive their shape, that's abstract too.
Anonymous Greece No.214149615
>>214149430
>Blond people dont exist in the meditterenean
What a retard. Anyways you having britoid phenotype shouldnt brag about blond hair cause your phenotype is the clearest case of blond hair inferiority.
Anonymous Italy No.214149648 >>214149728
>>214149563
>elite

in Italy they were barbaric warriors who ended up assimilated by the superior local culture
Anonymous Germany No.214149679 >>214149766
>>214149598
Spaniards shouldn’t compare themselves to Italians and Balkanoids, they are better than that
Anonymous Greece No.214149685 >>214149804 >>214150073
>>214149598
>If don't see any appeal in paintings like the weeping woman by Picasso
Whats the appeal? Im asking as someone who is doing some painting himself. I will never ever try to copy this scam artist.
Anonymous Germany No.214149728 >>214149766 >>214149775
>>214149648
Nothing about Italy is superior in anyway. It’s just a decent holiday destination, nothing else. It’s not a serious country, like the highlighted ones on picrel.
Anonymous Greece No.214149766 >>214149819
>>214149679
>>214149728
Did you ever piss on the streets like your lost brothers in the shithole isles?
Anonymous Italy No.214149775
>>214149728
>Germany
>serious

btw I go to holiday in Germany
Anonymous Germany No.214149804 >>214149819 >>214149916
>>214149685
And I’m a musician, so all of your countries are worthless to me
Anonymous Greece No.214149819
>>214149804
>>214149766
Anonymous Italy No.214149830 >>214149939
>>214149430
There are millions of Italians who are blonde but it doesn't mean they are ''germanic''. Do you think that Germans with dark hair are ''med''? C'mon, thinking like this is nonsensical
Anonymous Italy No.214149916
>>214149804
oh can you play fortissimo while doing pizzicato in your sonata?
Anonymous Germany No.214149939
>>214149830
I like simplifying it like a 19th century historian
Anonymous Spain No.214150073 >>214150172
>>214149685
He manages to create depth out of flat shapes. The disproportioned positions of the facial features convey a more disfigured and painful look than if it were classic style, and the skin color also contributes to that.

It's not like he's the best painter ever but it's not utter trash just because it's not classic. I get that we are all here conservative one way or another so we suspect of modernity, especially when we look at cringe postmodern art like the banana stuck in a wall, but Picasso does not fall into that category.
Anonymous Poland No.214150087
>icelanders
???
Anonymous France No.214150137 >>214150179
>>214149061
romanic-celtic is a stretch
Anonymous Greece No.214150172 >>214150391
>>214150073
>He manages to create depth out of flat shapes
No he doesnt, open your favorite manga, thats what depth in flat shapes is. This is just utter trash.
Anonymous Germany No.214150179 >>214150216
>>214150137
alpino celtic then, definitely not the same kind of celtic as ireland
Anonymous Sweden No.214150188
It was our destiny to kill everyone around us, too bad we didn’t succeed
Anonymous France No.214150216 >>214150474
>>214150179
We're closer to you than to insular Celts
Anonymous Spain No.214150391 >>214150512
>>214150172
I disagree, but we are not going anywhere. Before I leave this thread I wanted to ask if you know El Greco and if he's known outside Spain, especially in Greece, since he was born Greek.
Anonymous Germany No.214150440 >>214150519
I consider the French culturally superior

inventions/science - yeah, probably its the most productive region
Anonymous Germany No.214150474 >>214150549
>>214150216
interesting
Anonymous Greece No.214150512
>>214150391
I do from the movie lol. Never actually searched for his art though. I was painting as a kid, stopped and restarted only in recent years, I saw the movie in between.
Anonymous Germany No.214150519 >>214150660
>>214150440
I consider them roughly equal, I prefer our architecture and musical output but socially I prefer French
Anonymous France No.214150549
>>214150474
Official French Lebensraum (Espace Vital), btw
Anonymous Greece No.214150656 >>214150786 >>214150880 >>214150934
French are unsung heroes for stoping the britoid orcs from advancing many times. Reminder that britoids invented and started spreading brutalist architecture and the french told them "nope fuck off with your shit you filthy orcs" and halted their advance with art nouveau.
Anonymous Germany No.214150660
>>214150519
>I prefer our architecture
I would have if half of it wasn't destroyed

>musical output
i dont listen to classical. idk its my loss and that makes me a bydlo. post-ww2, nether country is really good
Anonymous France No.214150786 >>214151284
>>214150656
Merci mon ami
Zeus bless you
Anonymous Germany No.214150880 >>214151041
>>214150656
brutalism was invented by a Swiss francophile, le Corbusier

commieblocks were invented by the Frenchman marcel lods and they have lots of them, arguably more than the brits
Anonymous Germany No.214150934
>>214150656
saar please
Anonymous Georgia No.214150993
>>214149430
italians are complete mutts
Anonymous Greece No.214151041 >>214151126
>>214150880
>francophile
>looks like a britoid
>the style is everywhere in UK, nowhere in france
nigger please
>commieblocks
I dont know about them so I wont comment, ill find out though and Im pretty there is a story behind it. If france was a country filled with commieblocks I would have noticed the last time I was there.
Anonymous Germany No.214151126 >>214152331
>>214151041
saar you are not like the french saar
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214151228
>>214145436
>tf
>tp
bro thinks he's part of the team
Anonymous Greece No.214151284 >>214151435
>>214150786
Im visiting france again and again and seriously maybe move there. Thats how much I liked it.
Anonymous France No.214151435 >>214152331
>>214151284
Join your brothers in the Camargue
Anonymous Greece No.214152331
>>214151435
Maybe Idk Ive never been to southern france. Next up I wanna see loire valley.
>>214151126
Maybe thats true but you really shouldnt saar me, cause in a hindu caste system based on light skin color guaranteed you would be my servant.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214153313
>>214149598
Spanish gothic art is kino, and I do like Velazquez
Dali and Picasso are boring
Anonymous Romania No.214153569
>>214145036 (OP)
why is the german speaking region of belgium missing from your map? Why is the swiss german so bloated it covers the italian speaking areas? DO BETTER
Anonymous Brazil No.214153779
*BRAP ALL OVER THE THREAD*

Nothing personal, lad.