Thread 214145296

Are you 30+ years old but everyone thinks you're in your 20s in your country?

>>214145296 (OP)
I'm unironically in the best shape of my life at 35, but that's mainly because I was massively overweight from 16 onward

>>214145296 (OP)
I'm 33 and look like I'm 40 when I don't shave.

>>214145363
OP will never recover from this

>>214145296 (OP)
Image made by a coping zoomer that hopped on fin when they were 22

>>214145296 (OP)
I'm 25 but everyone thinks I'm 45

>>214145296 (OP)
To be fair, he is fat and ugly but he doesn't look old

>>214145296 (OP)
Yes actually because I still got my baby fat

>>214145296 (OP)
I'm 26 and look 36 when I don't shave, but 16 when I do
damned if you do, damned if you don't

>>214145296 (OP)
Ah yes, the trans phenotype.

>>214145296 (OP)
me except im actually 25 and have been balding since 16

>>214145296 (OP)
I don't know, I probably look like somewhat my age.
>>214145363
Kinda this, but mainly because I was depressed.

>>214145427
When are you going to sign up for the SVO?

>>214145296 (OP)
i'm asian

I'm 30 but everybody think that I'm 16-20 because I have a baltic/finngolian babyface

>>214145296 (OP)
I'm 35 but I don't know what everybody else thinks I am cause I never talk to them

>>214145526
I thought this was going to be an anti-transgender thread from the thumbnail

>>214145641
When your mother sucks my cock

I believe I look my age, from up close. From further away I have a shitty narrow frame so I probably look younger.

>>214145296 (OP)
I look like I'm 16 (I'm 21) but once my beard starts growing in, I'm going to be very handsome.

>>214146574
i want to bang you from behind

>>214146683
Why do you med manlets keep harassing us? Fuck off you fucking vultures.

>>214146776
don't worry i bang you too get in line

>>214146801
I'm going to pick you up and use you like a fleshlight.

>>214146845
that's not how it works

>>214146922
Yes, it is. Get over here.

>>214147047
calm down cowboy spread your ass cheeks and wait in line

>>214146683
I don't look feminine so you'd better be fully gay.

>>214147069
*picks you up*

when I shave and use my skin creams regularly enough people seem to think I'm a little bit younger. It's things like colleagues asking stuff like "are you the new intern?" or "Do you still live with your parents?". I don't get asked for ID much anymore though so I'm guessing I look about 23-25 while I'm almost 29. Not a huge difference but I like it.

>>214148044
Lucky. When I don't shave I get called "sir" and people assume I have to pick up my (nonexistent) children from school. When I do shave I get carded all the fucking time. Worst was having to pick up my younger sibling from school, I got scolded for not being at class kek.

>>214145296 (OP)
Yes but I use Finasteride, Minoxidil, Botox, PDO threads, complete laser hair removal sessions (baby face).. and I’m getting fat grafting under my eyes next week. I’m not delusional enough to just relay on “genetics”
I spend roughly $10k on facial products, laser hair removal, peptides, steroids and pdo thread + Botox. I also inject ghk-cu into myself 2x a week. I also run a 300mg test cycle with a pct once every year for about 8x and a HGH cycle for 6x weeks once a year as well

Call me mentally ill but I’ll do whatever it takes to maintain my youth and it’s working well but it costs a lot

>>214145296 (OP)
do millies really

>>214145296 (OP)
not thirty yet
but when I went to a new dentist at 28 last year they said I looked like I just turned 18

>>214145296 (OP)
Reminder that a 30 year old man has the same collagen content in his skin as an 18 year old woman, and that men on average have 25% thicker skin than women(less prone to wrinkles).

I’m 34 and a woman the other week said she thought I was 25. I’m literally bald btw.

>>214150051
I was talking about some scholarship with a female smoker that was probably like ten years older than me and she asked me why I wouldn't just apply
I didn't want to explain I was much much older than she thought I was so I changed the subject

I'm 36. When I was late 20s everyone thought I was early 20s. Asian women still think I'm mid 20s. I'm not going bald but I'm going grey now and I'm starting to look my age. I've got kids so it is what it is.

>>214145296 (OP)
Why are zoomers so insecure with their aging?

>>214148636
sex life status?

>>214145363
How long were you fat for? Like did you lose the weight just a few years ago or was it before that? Because if you spent all of your teens and twenties as a fatass most likely you’re going to gain the weight back on sooner or later no matter what

I'm 27 but everyone thinks I could be anything from 20 to 30. People are just not that good at guessing other people's ages that accurately.

>>214148636
Based ngl. Everything is looks so you are putting yourself behind if you don't get surgery
Your character doesn't really matter as an ugly person will always seem worse than an attractive one even if they are the exact same besides looks

New variant dropped

>>214145296 (OP)
about a year ago i went to idaly and the old people thought i was 18, but here in my country everyone thinks im old as fuck they call me caballero and senior. i wonder why that could be, im 31

>>214145296 (OP)
I used the think this too, now suddenly I have fucking eyebags that wont go away.
At least my hairline is mostly fine.

>>214145427
so it's true that you asians age terribly

My head is almost completely grey and people get confused about my age, i'm 32.

>>214156270
>I'm just a 25-year-old kid, I can't date a 27-year-old that's pedophilia!!!!