Thread 214154643

>I'm Irish so I love to drink or something
>And I like to eat because I'm Italian or something
>And I'm a hard worker, must be my German side or something
>And I have a bit of a temper, my latinx passion I guess or something
>And I love to dance, must be the Congolese in me or something
>Yeah I love nature, I'm 1/128th Cherokee after all or something

why does this make you tardos seethe so much.

>>214154712
because that's not what makes someone Italian, German, etc.

>>214154739
we are usually talking about ethnicity not culture. nobody wants to be a cultural german thats why our grandparents left that shit heap in the first place.

>>214154643 (OP)
All things that I say
Don't forget
>I like halal food because of my Lebanese heritage
>I started taking mid-day naps to connect with my Spanish side

>>214154712
must be the Scottish in me

>>214154784
Ethnicity is just your genetic makeup. You don't suddenly start loving wörk if you're 34.69% German o algo.

>>214154739
So making a good sauce. Whose recipe was handed down by my nonna who got the recipe from her Nonna is not an Italian thing?

>>214154873
An "Italian thing" would be you speaking Italian on a native level at the very least.

>>214154643 (OP)
mutt kino

>>214154823
>oh my family is german see here's a set of steins my great great gran-
>NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! YOU ARE -NOT- ZE GERMAN NEVER EVER DO YOU SHNEETZEL YOU DO NOT OKTOBERFEST YOU DO NOT SPRECHEN ZE DOUCHE YOU DO NOT THE TUBA YOU ARE AMERICAN MUTT PIG NEVER ARE YOU GERMAN NEIN NEIN
thats what you fags sound like. just calm your tits for fucks sake.

>>214154823
Yes you do. Most of your behavior is nature

>>214154910
>no true Italian even doe "Italian" is a fake language unrelated to any Italian American's actual cultural heritage because it's a mutt tongue based off Tuscan and a tool of imperial oppression against the South where Italian Americans are mostly from

>>214154946
>YOU DO NOT THE TUBA
Bodied that freakenstein

>>214154712
you know, my odd sense of humor might be from my half finnish great grandmother. it's just funny to me. sorry if you don't like my black humor. that's probably because you're french or however the quarter pounder patty is microwaved

>>214154946
We had Volga Germans immigrate here in the 90s. Some Hans Müller guy would act similar to the way you’re acting right now, explaining all this shit in broken German with a thick Russian accent while acting like a typical homo sovieticus. The Sopranos episode of them going to Italy is another great example of this.

Jaja, gringx are really like this o algo
*sips coca cola*

>>214154946
>My progenitors where expelled from this place
>Ergo, I'm from that place even if I didn't experience anything with them
The anglo-genes obsession is really their down fall

>>214154739
True, what makes one Italian or German is whether they are Gypsy or Turkish.

>>214155113
What makes one German is you not sticking out like a sore thumb among other Germans. And you will. Primarily because you don't even know the language.

>>214154739
We don’t literally mean we are Italian nationals though. How fucking stupid are you?

“I’m Italian” is just short for “my ancestors immigrated from Italy”. It’s just an easy way of telling someone what your household was like. How is that not obvious?

>>214155073
thats what im trying to explain to you. no person that calls themselves a whatever-american gives a fuck about poland or france or wherever. we dont take it seriously at all. at most its a topic of light conversation.
>nice bar jim
>oh thanks we're from the scotts so i thought it'd be cool to have a scottish style bar down here
>neat
thats it. thats as far as it usually goes. sometimes people will travel to countries their ancestors were from because they're interested in their family history. like seriously whats so bad about that. i dont understand why this breaks your little nigger peanut brains in half.

>>214155198
Like I would want to be a swarthy germoid anyways

>>214155258
You can be an Italian national and not be ethnically Italian. See Levi-Civita for example, he was a Jew.
>>214155319
It's not like you have a choice lol. I cannot become an American even if I wanted to. Cannot lose the accent, the mindset, the little things that out me as a non-American, and so on.

>>214154712
To me, this shows what happens to a people once they lose their root culture and become part of a faceless globohomo community (America). Your ego is desperate to get any kind of meaning or identity and connect you to your past, so you succumb to compensations like "omg Im 30% Italian, mamma mia, I must go back to Sicily to see where great-great grandpa was from". I think it's especially sad if you're a genuine mutt, because that alienates you even more from your ancestral lands. America was a mistake, in case it's not clear.

>>214155258
bro they are all ritalin victims over there. you should see how confused and angry they get over us calling something that looks smells and tastes exactly the same as cheddar cheese, cheddar cheese, even if it was made in pennsylvania. the autism is beyond real.

>>214155034
>sorry if you don't like my black humor
That's probably the Black Irish within you, ya know

>>214155355
>It's not like you have a choice lol.
Yeah but even if I some how did have the choice magic or reincarnation I wouldn’t want to because I’m too content being mormon yankee. I wouldn’t want to live in Germany or hold German citizenship or enjoy German culture (whatever that is, apparently it doesn’t beat posting on 4chan for you) or have a German’s heritage or family or law or really anything. I would sooner be in Manchester or Belfast.
>I cannot become an American even if I wanted to. Cannot lose the accent, the mindset, the little things that out me as a non-American, and so on.
You really are a Turk or Balkaner if you think being German would involve “accent” and “mindset” instead of actual German pedigree.

>>214155705
Good for you, bud! No need to seethe this much about it.
>muh pedigree
see >>214155039

>>214154643 (OP)
I say and do all of those things.

>>214154643 (OP)
>Bends an empire over the barrel, must be my superior American genetics and spelling.

you homogeneous old world pure bloods wouldn't get it

Based Hans bodying the mutts

>>214155781
>triggered by pedigree
You will never be a german. You have no blonde hair, you have no blue eyes, you have no white skin. You are a swarthy ostmensch twisted by assimilationist civics and national guilt into a crude mockery of germania’s perfection.

>>214155941
Cutting my spaghetti tonight before I mix it in with the ketchup, or however the pancake is buttered

>>214154963
Getting fucked by a central government is a very Mediterranean thing to do anon...

>>214156108
I don't understand what these non-sequiturs are for. You think Mustafa Ahmetoglu doesn't stick out like a sore thumb? Nigga, we can even tell if you're from South Germany as opposed to North Germany just by the way you speak. You're either from somewhere and belong or you don't. No amount of coping changes this. Pipe down.

>>214156134
Happy for you lil bud

>>214156143
If you weren’t actually foreign you wouldn’t feel insecure by what I’m saying. Like you think you’re German because you think you “fit in”? Papers please, “Herr”, where is your family really from?

>>214156323
>that image
14 year old hoi4 enjoyer type shit kek

>>214154739
so what? lighten up Hans

>>214156407
Brown boy clitty leaking

>>214156487
>completely ignores my comment about Turks etc sticking out here as well
Ran out of arguments so you're fighting windmills now, huh? Turks, Arabs, etc don't name their kids Hans here btw. Everyone would laugh at them if they did. So we don't end up with the mutt phenomenon of Jason Kowalski not even knowing that his last name is Polish or that it's supposed to be pronounced Kovalski.

>>214156544
Ah so you’re polish then

>>214156615
lukewarm IQ response
to be expected of a white Muslim desu
I’m done here, I need to go to sleep

>>214156544
>So we don't end up with the mutt phenomenon of Jason Kowalski not even knowing that his last name is Polish or that it's supposed to be pronounced Kovalski.
We don't care nigger. Are we supposed to change our last names to appease you queers? Fuck off.

>>214156643
Why are you antagonizing Klaus so much?

>>214156643
If you don’t care about your last name, then don’t yap about your supposed heritage. Turks here certainly do, that’s why some Turkish second gen nigga named Hans Mustafaoglu would be bullied to oblivion by Germans and Turks alike.

>>214156681
I'll yap about whatever I want to yap about you fermented fuck. Eat shit.

>>214154643 (OP)
>civvies wouldn't get it, that's STOLEN VALOR

>>214154643 (OP)
Non-anglo-saxon Americans have this weird identity crisis in which they're not really Americans, but they're also not Europeans. This also happens to non-Portuguese Brazilians.