Thread 214156684

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FUCK THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA

I'm calling it right down the middle.....20 years jail

let's keep fighting in this thread

Io posto qui

>>214156570
>>214156586
>>214156617

>>214156684 (OP)
Stop the war between generations and start a race war instead!

>>214156703
Based.

>>214156707
Fuck you!

Chinese people are infuriating. I think I dislike them even more than jeets. Actually no I don't. Plenty of chinks are stupid as hell but at least they're often genuinely nice. Jeets are almost universally scum.

>>214156684 (OP)
border kino

Don't know if I should break my two monthish streak of not drinking

>>214156688
redpill me on being a lawyer anon. i was mostly shitposting but i've been interested in learning about securities and general finance law (estates, etc) for a while.

>>214156734
I was worried at the start of your post but relieved to see you finally came to your senses by the end of your post.

>>214156731
You got big ol' man titties fat ass

lawyer niggas be like
uhhmmm objection!? facts not in evidence? erm scope?? uhhh counsel is testifying?

reminder

>>214156759
>OVERRULED NIGGA!

>>214156742
Why would the US respect existing provincial borders when annexing? There's far too much of value in northern Ontario to just let faggot southern Ontario have it. Everything north of Sudbury should be annexed as well, the mining is still rich with precious metals.

Bro changed his mid in the middle of the post and posted it

>>214156757
You son of a motherless goat

>>214156760
Good morning

>>214156753
I don't actually know law I just know it's mostly a game of articulation (the archaic language for gatekeeping is true though)
it's really just verbal jousting and trying to checkmate the prosecution

>>214156760
Okay I kneel

>>214156760
some seething jeet used AI to make this cope image. we're truly breaking their minds with the bullying (which is deserved).

>>214156797
Britain buck broke them long ago

lol nobody respects indians

uhhhh obfuckingjection this guy is calling for narrative!?

>>214156815
You know your sitch is scuffed when Mexico dunks on you

>>214156830
Sent those freaks flying

>>214156742
I defended Japan in another thread and now seeing this :(

>>214156812
Did you know his daughter is trans

>>214156815
And that's coming from Mexican living in Mexico, get your shit together India

>>214156855
>his
>daughter

bigot

>>214156853
clicked this and my computer exploded then I heard sirens outside
think it's a virus do not click this

italian-american culture peaked in the 1970s

>>214156855
I believe it.

this is me when you guys are in here bickering instead of being friends

The worst part of Mexico is still 1,000,000,000x better than the best part of India. Indians know this. Plenty of Mexicans live happily in Mexico, but there are those who flee to America.
Not a single soul lives happily in India, and every single one of them would leave and never return if they ever got the chance.

Welcome To Miami
(Bienvenido a Miami)

ay papi

Kanedda new Khalistan saar.

>>214156905
>Plenty of Mexicans live happily in Mexico, but there are those who flee to America.
Actually it was the majority leaving like jeets until recently

>>214156910
miami feels so depressing to be in
very smothering atmosphere

never trust the sushi 100 miles inland

>>214156855
does that mean his son chopped off his weewee or his daughter put a sausage in her pants?

>>214156910
Ain't no surprise in the club to see Sly Stallone
Miami, my second home

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O87Hu0qj6KU

>>214156934
new england and the midwest should have been strictly a whites only zone

>>214156946
Female to male.

give em the ole razmatazz

I can't control my fingers

>>214157010
you are posting this image just to be mean to this stranger, for no reason. i don't think that's very kind of you.

>>214157010
>These are the kind of cartoon characters trannies expect your children to identify with

idle hands are the devil's playground

>>214157021
Ok Lindsay

"If others gain, I will lose" is a valid and truthful sentiment

i told myself i was going to clean up my diet but today i had icecream, chips, chocolate, and tacos

I'm a female police officer

>>214157030
If Satan's that small why hasn't anyone just smooshed him by now
It's been like a gazillion years

>>214157030
thats why im always jerking off

>>214157033
A man in China has gained a girlfriend, what have you lost?

>>214157033
That Haterspeak and the view of the weak

Rampage's son is going to jail.webm

>>214157050
a potential mate or even two if you're gay

>>214157023
idk what you're talking about you seem to be reading into this a little too much

>>214157045
I've known people like this. They're called psychopaths.

she got that honkytonk badonkadonk

>>214157061
it's a work

>>214157062
Your chance of meeting either of them is so infinitesimally low, let alone actually being a person that they're interested in

If you're focused on your own grind it shouldn't matter if someone else gets a W.

That's like eating a cheeseburger and getting mad cuz someone else is eating veal. Stay in your lane nigga, what you eat don't make me shit

>>214157081
It's a shoot unironically

>>214157061
their instinct to just chimpout and engage in primordial levels of violence is uncanny. don't ever try to tell me it's purely cultural.

5 Celebrities you didn't know were Hindu
George Harrison
Julia Roberts
Will Smith
Mel Gibson
Russel Brand

>>214156742
There are more mexicans in America than people in Canada. You can keep it.

>>214157096
Don't ever post that cringe ass shit again

>>214157094
no YOUR chance of meeting them is low, I will go to china eventually

>>214157119
@grok is this true

Lmfao the Raja video pissed off the jannies

>>214157123
Your chance of meeting them is still 2 in 1.4 billion

do southerners know that elsewhere in the country they don't sell grits
i can count on my hands the number of times that i've had grits, cooked by my old babysitter down in jacksonville

I personally will open the first ever Tim Hortons in Poland
no cap

>>214157144
>post video of a nog trying to kill someone on blue board
>surprised it gets deleted

>>214157138
Hot

i like indians, i don't care what anybody says. i'm not a woman, so their inappropriate advances don't play a factor. and i'm too much of a germaphobe to eat at a restaurant anyway, so none of them will ever be touching my food. and i don't plan on visiting, so i don't really care how backward or smelly their country is. they'll always only ever be the charmingly funny internet people who say "bobs and vegene" to me. and i downright like their saying, 'do the needful'! i say that in my head sometimes now. when i need to get up, do chores, go out, you know. "come on old man, do the needful already"

Another stone cold incel evening.

>>214157138
i wonder if this is what she looks like when she thinks of her husband of 10 years who committed suicide last year.

Back off. The spinster gf is mine.

>>214157160
You guys post people getting shot and quite literally killed on this board

cant wait to wake up and inceldrink an incelenergy drink and then get a gymcel gym sesh in

>>214157164
who do you think is picking the fruits and inseminating the farm cows saar

>>214157067
I look like this and say this

Bad news chums

.

>>214157188
>on this board
oh you're a /cum/ tourist
please leave

>>214157192
you act like ukraine doesnt exist

>>214157190
very incelcore, twin

>>214157034
samesies

>>214157223
I'll cum in your mouth if you keep talking to me all cute like

>>214157235
actually my diet wasn't TOO bad today.........

>>214157221
women date men who beat and abuse them until they are eventually murdered
watching anime will not impact your attractiveness

>>214157221
men who like anime are universally despised outside of the internet, and even in most circles on the internet. this is not surprising news at all and was just naturally assumed to be the case.
cartoons are for children, after all.

Carney Voters.webm

>>214157234
incelthank you my heart

>>214157221
I went to an anime convention 3 weeks ago, there were more women than men

>>214157257
Guys who beat and kill their GFS don't watch fucking anime, you'll never get your foot in the door

>>214157262
but those aren't boomers

>>214157198
feel like i'm talking to uriel septim.
>I don't know. I don't think about it.

anime x BBC might be the ultimate zoomer fantasy

Business idea: an AI you upload low quality AI generated art to that fixes the broken eyes and hands and makes it look better

I'm commited to practicing some vertical obstacle climbs on my bike tomorrow. I chickened out of part of a trail the other day because I wasn't confident I could clear a boulder, so enough is enough

>yeah my man beats me
>but at least he doesn’t watch anime

>>214157328
Don't hate the player, hate the game

I Get Around

>>214157314
who would fix that AI if that AI fucked up?

>>214157319
best of luck. i believe in you, the only obstacle that boulder created was in your mind. this is all you, jack.

>>214157328
Your enemies exist only in your headm

I'm committed to smoking weed and kicking ass
and brother, I'm all out of weed

>>214157339
Go to bed tupac

>>214157300
It's true though, there's tons of weeb women. They like dressing up in costumes, selling and buying tacky merchandise and artwork, going to panels hosted by their friends, etc. This isn't like the mid-2000s where you'd get your ass kicked, people don't care as much anymore.

I don’t watch anime but I do read manga
How does this impact my attractiveness?

business idea: upload nothing but anime to those AI photo changer websites so it slowly begins to think human beings have eyes the size of footballs and green hair that is 3 feet tall

>>214157342
Thanks man. I've practiced wheelies before but not on hill climbs

I like to eat ass and suck cock but I tell ya brother both are in ample supply

>>214157312
mine's futa and I don't care about race so if she has a BBC I'm just as excitied if she had a BWC or even a BLC

>>214157341
This AI will be fully focused on fixing rather than creating from scratch so I think it won't need fixing itself beyond running it multiple times.

dick devaluation has crashed my SMV beyond recovery

>>214157384
>>214157382
Zoomers, ladies and gents

a roastie damaged my bicycle when she was trying to fit her bike on the bike rack, literally witnessed it from inside the building, didn't say anything because I thought it would be an easy fix but it's fucked. she could have said something

>where are you now, Satan?
>I'm in California

>>214157400
that was me ps ..|..

Weeb conventions only make sense if you're jacked and maybe do anabs. Nobody wants to look at fat losers.

>>214157400
How'd she fuck it up?

E = mc^2 + AI

>>214157400
>be on bus
>bike is on bike rack attached to the front grille of the bus
>stop at a red light
>some junkie runs up, grabs my bike and takes off
>bus driver won't let me off bus to go chase him cause we're not at a bus stop
>impotently watch in rage as junkie takes off with my bike

>>214157418
Che buffo, I made that webbum

>>214157418
they're so happy :)

>>214157434
i don't habeeb it, no one ever makes anything. it just appears and then gets re-posted forever.

You ever been booty'd down by a kween?

>>214156684 (OP)
Honestly women do no care about people self improving or getting better they only care about the man who's already successful

i love anime

>>214157433
Foolish to rack it today. 14 years ago I never had a problem.

>>214157453
È 'o ver, I made this one too

>>214157461
if you anons look anything like this, let this be your reminder to start on your diet.
also just shave it bro.
laughin stock ass nigga.

>>214157463
This is why 40 year old Gen Xers and 30-something millennials are getting all the pussy while zoomoids duke it out for the remaining 5% of blown out gash when Chad is done pumping it.

>>214157221
I think women just dislike things that distract from them. That's why all the popular male hobbies top this list

>>214157418
Brah those are my niggas right there

>>214157424
she twisted the handlebar grip somehow when placing her bike, which was bar to bar and pushed it in, and it's really hard to twist back on, just can't do it. I didn't say anything because I thought it would be easy to put back on
>>214157433
wtf this isn't real

>>214157501
i can't imagine how badly these kids must get fucked up if they go to a real hood school

I love these big niggas like you wouldn't believe

I also made this one

>>214157433
can you just use a bike lock on the bus bike racks

>>214157262
Whitest lecture hall in Canada!

I just know that when you anons are out there, doin your thing, you're gonna shine like a star and prove all of the haters wrong.

>>214157508
handlebar grips just slide on and off, just twist it back on.

>>214157497
even when it comes to the hobbies they say they like in men, they don't actually like it when men seriously enjoy those hobbies in a man way. when they say they're attracted to men who read, they mean harry potter. when they say they're attracted to men who learn languages, they mean spanish

>>214157490
Yeah kind of a lot of things in life are like sausages no one likes how it's made but always like the final product

>>214157520
that buck got broken

>>214157528
that's what I thought, but it's fucked

>>214157536
>spanish
Lol no I doubt that

>>214157520
>law enforcement officer unprovokededly sucker punches young black man
Not a good look.

>>214157520
Wow, what did the nigga say to get the officer so mad?

>>214157552
Any pics?

>>214157552
time to approach her about the situation and see if you can get some pussy from her

master gave dobby the blicky with da switch, dobby is now a free elf

Tony Montana, si, ma senza droga

>>214157573
I have female coworkers who are latinxboos like that. but yeah it's either Spanish or French

Imagine eating this good.

Did Rowling ever elucidate how house elves reproduce?
Also "Rowling" is pronounced like "rolling," not "row-ling."

>>214157590
maybe tomorrow. i ain't walking all the way to the underground parking for this......... but seriously I don't think a picture would show the problem really well

My gf is half white and half Alaskan native

>>214157609
do we have to have the "tomatoes aren't vegetables" talk again

>>214157615
row is pronounced the same as in rolling

>>214157364
not at all. only you know that.

>>214157609
one of the worst looking pizzas I've ever seen, almost as bad as that burnt piece of shit the Serb posted

>>214157633
https://voca.ro/16AzXKiVuhdA

>>214157615
Good morning

>>214157609
gross

Could have a job real soon
A real good job real soon
I'm so fucking nervous

>>214157623
we know

niggas really eat personal size pizzas
twink shit
real niggas eat an entire $5 red baron pizza

>>214157624
>ugh ur eating pizza?! What sbout ur vegetables?!
>>214157647
Grow up, dalitleaf.

Tomorrow I start the second week of my new job

>>214157609
You can do better, Samantha!

Pussy puffed up like a bee sting guess I'll go to church in my g-string
Father can you bless this crack pipe never really learned how to act right

my family doesn't know about my obsession with Poland and we don't have any connection to the country. if I died and they went through my stuff they'd be pretty confused unearthing my library of Polish books and CDs as well as other things

>>214157623
Nobody asked.

if I died that would be so cringe I would kms

>>214157609
>gun pointed to yourself
Is your step-dad sitting across from you?

>>214157609
i feel blessed to have a lot of good local pizza places near me, i dont know how you people eat this shit

My gf is half hope half dream

*BAM*, a bullet shoots straight through your brain and creates a huge splatter all over the wall in such elegant glory that Jackson Pollack would blush.

I get accused of being a white supremacist when I tell people I return the shopping cart as I'm leaving a store.

>takes a picture of u
yep this one is going in the cringe comp

Live forever or die trying

Maintaining my position from last week that Jason has become tired and worn out as a namefag. We really ought to consider a suitable replacement. If you'd like to be considered reply to this post and explain why you think you deserve to be the new lolcow of /cum/.

>>214157262
If you took a video of poilievre supporters they'd be indian

call me a german government office cuz i'm spittin straight fax

>>214157722
Live fast die young bad girls do it well

call me a prostitute how i be in the streets

>>214157722
you can’t live forever as a human
eventually you would become crab

>>214157726
SAAR

>>214157525
Many years ago, long before Spic Fuentes and other hit the scene, Varg Vikernes pointed out the irony that hippies and Marxists are almost always lily white and the right-wingers are often brown. Still holds true.

>>214157747
Don't allow yourself to be like that

>>214157751
no YOU would become a crab I would be a more advanced cephalopod

In 4 million years I'll be a cetacean.

>>214157683
I am not called that
>>214157702
Momberg is across from me, my father is on her right, my sisters are on my right.
>>214157703
This is great pizza, albeit?

it just occurred to me that zoomers will never have regular sex. they'll alwaye have porn laying out the script for them in their heads. goodness, that's a disquieting thought. even just being naked and having sex, the most fundamental human behavior, has been turned into a product, kind of. because the porno companies make those videos, and people act performatively based on what they see. it sounds insane, but people who were born before the 2000's were the last generation of people having normal, instinctual sex. at least in countries with internet access.

>>214157726
Googled "Poilivre voters" and this was the first image.

Saars and Hongs stand united

if you want to see a dangerous brown fascist, watch the latest ep of marianna van zeller's show

>>214157787
>goodness, that's a disquieting thought.
crazy that ur saying this after typing a paragraph about strangers having sex

The single most dangerous threat to man's continued dominance on this planet is the existence of the cephalopod

I’m not having sex. I know, I know… It’s just, I’m not gonna!

>rape me –t. Kurt Cobain
What did this nigga mean by this?

When I was a kid, the "Penis Game" where you incrementally play chicken with saying the word "penis" louder and louder until someone gets scared, no longer works.
Kids are too schizobrained that they'll immediately yell the most degenerate shit at the top of their lungs and feel no shame or repercussions from it.
Kids these days. Shaking my qamn head frfr smqh..

>>214157736
The Japanese also use a lot of fax. I happens when the median age of your population is 50.

My gf is chubby and has chinky eyes and huge tits

>>214157816
unironically feminist protest song

214157819
post physique

>>214157826
based chug plapper

>>214157787
It means zoomettes will always be clean shaven and be more willing to do anal because pornstars do it, this is a very good thing

>>214157817
we played this in the library in middle school

My least favorite religion is chaos theory

>>214157826
Stop talking about the gf in cum and keep it to your diary!

>>214157816
"It's like she's saying, 'Rape me, go ahead, rape me, beat me. You'll never kill me. I'll survive this and I'm gonna fucking rape you one of these days and you won't even know it.'" - Kurt Cobain

my wife took a shit you wouldn't believe the size of it

>>214157854
patrician.

>>214157797
i know, i babble. i don't know why, it's just how i think.

>>214157864
Did she lay it on your face?

>>214157864
Oh boy you know what that means :^)

>>214157885
are we stirnerposting

What the fuck is the problem with Indian people?

Someone say something funny so I can post this

>>214157902
>Knock knock
>Who's there?
>Eyeball
>Eyeball who?
>Eye ball my eyes out HA HA HA HA

>>214157902
the sun always shines over uraguay
btw did you know that a sitting us president has never visited uraguay
subscribe for more uraguay facts

this was me in middle school

>>214157898
Holy based
I don't have much to post plz share

I'm a boss

>>214157927
why would you sit in the middle of a shopping mall to drink vodka

>>214157927
you were not a long haired russian kid in moscow

>>214157923
where is uraguay, anyway?

if you pee on something it should belong to you

>>214157927
isn't that just huffing aerosol
i really hope you didn't do that

>>214157966
he's huffing gas or something

Australians have machete disposal bins

Need me an 18-year-old girl to marry and impregnate.

>>214157972
it’s like paraguay but not landlocked

>>214157974
but if i really want it, i wouldn't want to pee on it.

>>214157987
18 year old girls are stupid as hell, I'll take a 27 year old please

im feeling shleepy nigga

>>214157993
making her dance to wang chung everybody have fun tonite

rather not marry or have children with anyone, i'm not rich enough

>>214158006
>band is called Wang Chung
>its 2 white guys
What did they mean by this?

>>214157994
no pain no gain

>>214158015
Maybe they're white passing hapas

Radagon was FOR the Golden Order.

>>214157972
If you’re travelling along the South American coast, you’ll pass Brazil, then Uruguay, then Argentina. Although Uruguay is small, so the Brazilians and Argentinians also share a non-coastal border in the hinterland behind Uruguay

>>214158000
Just leave the fifty year olds for me

MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE
SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY
OF THEE I SEE
LAND WHERE MY FATHERS DIED
LAND WHERE THE SOMETHING SOMETHING
ON EEEEEEEEVERY MOUNTAIN SIDE
LET FREEDOM RIIIIIIIIIIING

>>214158007
*impregantes you*
We can make this work… Please don’t get an abortion…

*shakes penis aggressively*

>>214158057
based MILF enjoyer

If I'm going to inherit 3 million (or 6 million, can't remember which) does that mean my family is rich

>>214158072
*rapes you*

>>214158072
Helicopter dick!
Helicopter dick!

*starts raping like eminem*

holy shit this guy sounds exactly like eminem

Finished pumping iron for today

>>214158080
Isn’t that basically just middle or upper-middle class money now? People just have a skewed opinion of what those words mean, as the middle class has largely disappeared. Traditionally, being middle class meant small and medium-sized business owners, while the upper-middle class would hold notable stakes in major businesses. Upper class was the hereditary aristocratic nobility

>>214158111
In your ass?

*boy cools you*

>>214158111
>>214158116
Aren’t you supposed to use silicone?

>>214158116
In your mom

think I'll make burritos tomorrow
perhaps I'll finally use the black beans I've had in my cupboard for 6 months

Been sitting on this bench enjoying myself for like an hour and a half and like 5 mins ago a Chinese man sat down right next to me and he's still here and it's awkward as fuck. He doesn't even care about my music. Guess I'll leave but fuck this guy.

Epic rape battles of history!!!!

>>214158080
solidly upper-middle class, but not rich. that's just a house in any major city in the US + a retirement fund that's been compounding for 50 years
my arbitrary barrier for rich is 15m-20m.

>>214158140
GENGHIS KHAN
VERSUS…
GEORGY ZHUKOV!!!

raper's delight

>>214158117
Fuck you stupid nigger i lost over 175k on sninem coin you bitch bastard ballsack

>>214158140
yo yeah start the bifta

Stonks

>>214158135
People naturally sit near other people because it makes them feel safe. Same reason they park next to you even if you park far away from other cars.

>>214158156
bloody benchod basterd

>>214158152
>Mongols rape the Russians
>Russians rape the Germans
Hurt peoples hurt peoples…

>>214158166
Well he just got up and left so it's all good I guess.

>>214158170
Yes over 175k rupees sir i rape the black death into your mother for this insult sir

>>214158184
how nice of don pablo to properly point us to mooseanon's new thread
and before the bump limit too
it's like we're some kinda /cum/ - Canada USA Mexico family

I'd like to speak to you in my office if you don't mind.

wagwan

>>214158200
So true

>>214158225
oh no whatever could you want bossman *bussy moistens noticeably in my cute slim fit white jeans*

>>214158225
Steve Harvey's bit about white people vs black people getting fired

>>214156706
A nog went to jail. Not news

IShowSpeed deserves jail