Thread 214158960

I've been eating a carnivore diet in my country and haven't pooped in 1 entire week, am I gonna die?

.>>214158960 (OP)

>>214158960 (OP)
afraid so

Trust the plan, you will get shivers and shit in a few weeks, let us say two, until then hold out

>>214158960 (OP)
Dude, I did try that shit, and gave up as soon as I had to shit. The worst shit that I ever had in my fucking life. Never fucking again I'm trying this fucking diet.

>>214159087
explain

>>214158960 (OP)
I intentionally hold back my shits for as long as possible so I can have a satisfactory anus destroying defecation
My record was 4 days holding, when the time came I shat it all in a single rope
My asshole was destroyed and it was worth it

>>214159142
>I intentionally hold back my shits for as long as possible so I can have a satisfactory anus destroying defecation
There are sentences you never expect to read but somehow life make it happen

>>214158960 (OP)
No. Carbs make you poop so less poop is expected. You should probably eat more fat though.

>>214159117
It was ridiculously painful as it there was something destroying me from inside out, so it wasn't just a asshole blasting thing, it was the whole colon. No wonder they say that no fibers will get you colon cancer, I'm never doing that shit again.

>>214159117
I also had keto flu, while I wasn't really feeling like fucking shit, it was not like I was feeling great either.

>>214159142
POOOOP IS FUNNNY

>>214159656
Were you eating enough fat? Or only lean meat?

>>214159710
I was eating mainly chicken hearts and chicken legs without removing the skin plus some bacon cubes. It wasn't like a lot of fat, but I think it was a reasonable amount of it.

>>214159710
I just tried it, so it was not like I read anything. I did check keto out, and thought about trying carnivore first. I'm not doing it now, I ended up doing time restricted feeding. And I do some fasts every now and then.

>>214158960 (OP)
Carnivore diet is fucking retarded. Total scam. At least eat lettuce. It has 0 fucking calories, it's just lettuce. Don't be a gullible fucking retard, man.

>>214158960 (OP)
>carnivore diet
kek, you retard

>>214158960 (OP)
ketoniggers deserve anal desertification

I had a mostly meat diet and had to stop due to heart problems lol.

>>214161108
the meat was drenched in seed oils

>>214159142
that's unironically gay

>>214158960 (OP)
I hope so

>>214158960 (OP)
Protein is almost entirely broken down and consumed by your stomach and upper gut. With no fiber and just protein and fat, not only are you gonna poop less, but you'll also keep the poop for longer in your gut, accumulating toxins, causing general inflammation and even cancer

Maybe drink enough water, then take a laxative or drink coffee. Anyway, if you're worried, make an appointment with a trustworthy physician as soon as possible or if you have a relative, friend of acquaintance who studied Medicine, or who knows someone that studied that, contact them.

No, you won't die but do something intelligent about this problem soon without panicking.

Also, a Redditor posted something similar, you might want to check it out:
https://www.reddit.com/r/carnivore/comments/dilt7g/havent_pooped_in_7_days/

>>214161692
>but you'll also keep the poop for longer in your gut
but there is no poop because meat is entirely absorbed

>>214158960 (OP)
Maybe drink enough water, then take a laxative or drink coffee. Anyway, if you're worried, make an appointment with a trustworthy physician as soon as possible or if you have a relative, friend or acquaintance who studied Medicine, or who knows someone that studied that, contact them.

No, you won't die but do something intelligent about this problem soon without panicking.

Also, a Redditor posted something similar, you might want to check it out:
https://www.reddit.com/r/carnivore/comments/dilt7g/havent_pooped_in_7_days/

just eat 20g of psyllium husk and you will have the fattest shits of ur life

>>214161826
There's fat and some carbs in meat

start eating the meat raw too

you're going to start shitting from worms and bacteria so fast you won't believe it

>>214161917
so? Meat is actually digested unlike plant matter which ferments in your gut and causes bloating and smelly gas.
>>214162005
the highest IQ people eat raw meat BTW

>>214158960 (OP)
dont do it, the carnivore shills always use the inuit as an example
but the inuit ate their meat freshly raw so there was still glycogen in them
glycogen = carbs
they also ate berries and plants during summer as well as the undigested vegetation in animal stomachs
every healthy society has had some form of carb in their diet, just not refined white flour or other processed grains
carnivore diet is a scam

>>214162078
what was the name of that politician who ate raw pork and had a parasite eat a part of his brain again? the one with a creaky voice?

>>214161859
thanks bro

>>214159823
>lettuce
Humans shouldn't eat non-fruit plant food at all.
Grain, leaves, roots aren't what humans should eat.

>>214158960 (OP)
Not pure carnivore
Try mostly carnivore with fruit (as separate meals)

>>214161692
>accumulating toxins, causing general inflammation and even cancer
Sounds like vegan bullshit

>>214161826
a lot of poop isn't digested food
like it's dark because you poop out dead blood cells
there's also just mucus

>>214162095
rfk jr
but there's no proof of the parasite, it came up in a divorce lawsuit

>>214162308
fruit is a scam
>>214162094
the little glucose you need is made in your body through gluconeogenesis, exogenous carbs aren't necessary

>>214162484
what do you mean scam, I like red grapes and bananas

>>214162502
modern fruit is candy with pesticides, wild fruit is normally unappealing: more fibrous, less sweet, less colorful, smaller

>>214162078
That doesn't mean it doesn't generate any waste products

>>214158960 (OP)
why the fuck would you do that? I don't get the carnivore diet shit

>>214158960 (OP)
Hopefully, but probably not

>>214163598
It makes you primal and high T and triggers libtard zogbots

>>214159726
that does sound like alot of fat, but I think if you go carnivore or keto you should eat more fat than most people assume

>>214163598
i think some people never outgrow the "vegetables are gross" phase so they get fat because they have a shitty diet and then they look for whatever meme fad diet to lose weight as long as it means they dont have to eat less or eat vegetables or whatever they dont like

>>214163598
Because people are dumb and bored, they want to re-invent the wheel. They have nothing to offer to our species and they think they're the main character,the special ones that know the secrets of the world and the rest of us are idiots eating our stupid balanced diets..

>>214158960 (OP)
just go to the mart and shart

>>214163660
actually it's because it's much more simple and efficient than a "balanced" diet

Humans are not carnivores
Simple as

>>214163743
Enjoy your efficient colon cancer then

>carnivore diet
why do burgers do shit like this?

>>214163770
My dog has crooked tiny teeth.

I only now that petersons all do it and they are mentally ill

>>214163795
I don't eat plants and seed oil though
>>214163770
You don't need sharp teeth to eat meat. Digestive tract is more indicative of a species appropriate diet than teeth.

I've eaten just meat for months on end and had no problem after the adjustment period. I guess my genes are just superior or something? Or maybe I did my research instead of wailing in agony like a baby 2 days into it.

>>214163770
You realize humans cut up and cook their food, right?

>>214162488
Antivax chuds in Romania are vegans

Your body was not made to live on a diet consisting of only meat

>>214164217
You're going to die before the age of 60

>>214163770
Humans have acidic stomachs like predators and can easily digest meat (and fruit).

Sorry for AIslop, but when you need a lot of info quick itțs useful.

>>214164305
the human tract is more similar to a wolf than gorilla
>>214165120
>>214165148
source?
>>214165260
we are facultative carnivores like canines.

>>214159142
Anon stuck in the anal phase

Conclusion is that humans should eat animal-based fruit and fruit but not other types of plants

>>214165481
>animal-based fruit and fruit
animal-based food and fruit

>>214163598
Basically fat people spent their entire life until they're 20 eating doritos and mountain dew so they blame carbs for them being fat fucks rather than not doing sport and snacking on ultraprocessed food every couple hours

Animal based diets are powerful, very powerful. Shitalian food is not even human.

The fatty got angered, try leaving your bedroom and being physically active instead of falling for meme diets

>>214165622
The most famous Italian food is carbslop. Carbs are entertainment, not food.

>in 2019 the average life expectancy from birth in Italy was 83.2 years. Women have a life expectancy of 85.6 years and men have 81.2 years to enjoy.
>This Average Life Expectancy In Italy detailed above is compared to 78.8 years in the United States. Women have a life expectancy of 80.7 years and men have 76.3 years to enjoy.
Curious!

The thing I don't get is pretending like you give a shit about honest discussion when you just want to insult anyone eating this way. Nobody is forcing you at gunpoint to eat only meat. What is the point in engaging with you if you are automatically hostile?

>>214163598
If meat and fish werent so expensive i'd do it too, it tastes good and grains are so caloric
>but you cant poop
Just drink coffee and smoke cigarettes

>>214166069
People treat diets like political parties ans sports teams now.

>>214165230
Humans are omnivores not carnivores
>>214165366
>conventionally picking the primate that's distinctly more herbivorous than other primates