Thread 214159785

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>>214159770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM

>>214159785 (OP)
I hope this at a zoo and not some pieces of shit keeping an exotic pet that they don't know how to care for and that is likely endangered
Bad edition

>>214159801
My consecutive same day goons are always worse than the last. My goons are only very good if I do it every other day

Ferkakte

You're all dead to me. None of you are invited to my birthday party.

Now that's what I'm talking about!

trains are a classic special interest for autistic people

>>214159824
but I got you this epic cake, we were going to have a pidser party

George Floyd is funny

>>214159837
dale bros

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Likewise, the road to hell is wide, and the road to salvation is narrow, and few find it.

i just want a fuckin job man and thats apparently too much to ask nowadays

we can't have reliable, clean, safe public transit and it's literally because of insane thirdies

Sorry but if you're not 6 feet tall (minimum) and a cute white boy this latina isn't interested

I'm a Young White Man

I love train jeets

I hate myself and I hate America and I hate myself for being from America

>>>/r9k/82293330
Important question.

dog is starting to feel listless. he's very old, and i've taken very good care of him, but i can see it in his eyes. he wants to do everything he used to, but he just can't. he's tired, and he deserves to be. almost fifteen years old. he rests his head on my thigh differently than he used to. there's this twilight, i can't explain it. God... i won't make it. how am i going to make it without him? Jesus Christ...

>>214159901
Put him down

>>214159901
put him down and get a new dog

>>214159806
reddit post

>>214159921
How? Because you don't like it?

>>214159930
get that freaking whore out of my incel compilation

How does this webm make you feel?

>>214159883
>>214159887
>>214159895
selfharming to all 3 of these posts for different reasons

Skibidi Biden

That truck Jeet will be raped in prison

>>214159954
nostalgic, and a little mad for the guy skipping the message box that fast.

Trains are deeply metaphysical and archetypal. Many ancient mythologies from all over the world spoke of a train taking you to the afterlife.

eating cake at home with just your parents or something is really not bad, trying to throw a party and no one showing up is what is really brutal

>>214159836
Never got that one

it doesn't
and yes i did notice the edit

>>214159944
don't talk about Scott like that

burning a candle at the moment

.

Video games are so bad now it makes me wish they never existed

>>214159978
being alone on your birthday with no family to even acknowledge it is even worse. clearly all those guys have families that love and care for them, hopefully they don't take that for granted.

>>214159881
>incapable of appreciating his act was wrong
Why should that mean he can't be punished?

>>214160008
not worse than being alone at a party you tried to throw

>>214160003
oh stop it, just play the ones made before when you decided games were bad!

>>214160014
because our faggy laws contradict themselves by design; also he's a brownoid so he cannot be held responsible for his actions, that would be racism or something.

>>214160021
why try to throw a party with no friends?

A train station is a quintessential liminal space.

>>214159929
A man can't have a pet?

The webm that killed /rus/

>>214160032
Indeed.

>>214159969
By me

>>214160030
because you thought you had friends

Buceta loira é uma commodity

>>214160033
Not a fucking lemur, are you serious?

oh thats a cranny to you? its clearly a nook but to you thats a cranny?

>>214160051
Horrid. You could do better for yourself

jiu jitsu is a fag sport. It's perfect for jason.

I'm in a bad mood

>>214160059
>And a "sopa do macacao" to you too

Trains can take you to other places.

>>214160078
Buceta loira, obgr

>>214160092
>Buceta loira

>>214159964
You are transgender

saw a post that said 'us manlets always have a weapon' and realized i do in fact always have a weapon with me

jason is way too dumb and underweight to survive jiu jitsu
i know gays who could choke him out w/ no effort

>>214159858
I like the front window frame on this one, the curves really fit well together. The cherry red color is also a perfect shade, bright enough to be attractive but not audacious.

>>214160090
he should go to prison for liking Family Guy

A train takes you to anothet world. A world of magic and wonder.

>>214160115
>i know gays
yeah?

just gooned to muscle mommies

Did I just hear the sound of the toilet flushing, woman? You know I only allow you to use my mouth.

i have never had sex
i'm too ugly, see

>>214160120
You have excellent taste my friend!

>>214160032
this one feels like an airport terminal. not necessarily in a bad way, i like the vibe, just have only experienced it in airports. DC's subway is the closest to this.

>>214160142
ugly people have sex, where do you think ugly people come from in the first place?

Submarines are cooler than trains but I don't have any strong feelings about either despite being a retard

>>214160133
are you a skinny dweeb

we don't need toilet paper honey

I carry a gun.

Martial arts are outdated.

Once in my late teens, my senpai threw me a party with close senpai and friends. A cousin asked me why I'm not out with my friends. There was literally a moment of silence

>>214160162
from the ugly people factory?
but it's not a want that stays, i don't even know if it's a worthly pursuit

>>214160164
you're not a retard, and i agree with you. not in a strong way, though. trains are very cool, but submarines are cooler.

>>214160173
I'm starting to move away from the super kitted out ones and back to basics like revolvers and stock AKs

>>214160167
Actually yes

sub marines are okay, but i like that dom marines let me be the little spoon

>>214159901
My kitty is the same age, 14 turning 15 in November. Just this week I got her a very thorough check-up: she received an exam, a blood panel, a fecal panel (cause what initiated me to make the vet appointment was that she was having diarrhea), a water bolus (cause the vet said she was dehydrated), a nail trim, and we bought a package of prebiotics to put in her food. Shit came to $500, and that was with the seniors' discount (I was with my mom who's 69). It's a good thing me and my mum both put money away every month for vet bills.
Her name is Mouse for those who don't know.

this is retarded

>>214160188
You're nice

>>214160106
What is "buceta loira"?

Train stations are a doorway to another realm.

>>214160205
People usually want whatever type of mate will complete them
Lift weights and become balanced bro

>>214160206
imagine if he farted

>>214160219
Blonde pussy

>>214160206
cumbrain faggot retard tiktokers deserve to be killed with a flamethrower

A shower is in the cards for tomorrow

>>214160223
I'm shredded desu and go to the gym everyday. It was just this one chick that gave me a hard on for some reason. I usually like thicc women

my nephew said he was reading about blackbeard and wanted to be a pirate to i shipped his ass to mogadishu.

This happens

>>214160223
what tf are u supposed to do to gain weight fast
can hardly will myself to eat 2 meals a day

Massage sex

>>214160257
Post physique

>>214160173
i don't carry a gun just these hands

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you never get over anything, you just pile up sadness and regret the older you get

>>214160267
Smoke hella weed.

/cum/bros list your top /tv/ shit? I'm out of things to watch

>>214160269
that sounds fun

>>214160285
vikings

>>214160276
>black woman's brain 24/7

>>214160273
Yeah no. I'm 5'7 and weigh 150 pounds so it's not tough to be lean

>>214160285
tv will rot your brain kid
that's why you should just stick to cum instead

>>214160285
Captain salvation

>>214160285
Sopranos
Leftovers
Breaking Bad
House
Dexter
Peaky Blinders (for a couple seasons)
Twin Peaks
The Americans
no particular order, just ones i like

I wouldn't visit China solely due to the reputation their washrooms have.

>>214160285
I'm a fan of horror kinos

>>214160285
The Mighty Boosh
It's Always Sunny
The Office
Sopranos
The X-Files
Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell

Twin Peaks is my FAVORITE h*cking show

I'm going to become an adoptive father.

The pedo stache is what zoomer girls dig now what the fuck

I'm pissed and stressed and I might order chipotle
Bad idea?

dawnfang is the big weapon in shivering isles, but i get more excited to get my hands on the perfect order swords. i've always loved how that one looks, and it can kill ghosts, so you're pretty much set.

>>214160338
I tried to watch that but there was way too many boring side plots. The fucking log cabin story killed me with boredom.

>>214160355
What about the log lady

nothing even comes close to the sopranos
greatest show of all time

>>214160353
you're going to fucking shit your guts out and fucking die

>>214160307
Okay boomer, I'll destroy my nintendo while I'm at it

>>214160319
Watched and enjoyed
>Sopranos
>House
>Twin Peaks
>The Americans

Didn't like
>Leftovers
>Breaking Bad
>Peaky Blinders

>>214160350
Congratulations

>>214160358
The Asian bitch? Na don't care

>>214160368
No I won't, I can handle spicy food
It's the calories and money that are bad for me

SUPERCALIFRAJALISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS
EVEN THOUGH THE SOUND OF IT IS SOMETHING QUITE ATROCIOUS
IF YOU SAY IT LOUD ENOUGH YOU'LL ALWAYS SOUND PRECOCIOUS
SUPERCALIFRAJALISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS

>>214160327
>nightmare on elm st
>scooby doo on zombie island
based

>>214160378
>the Asian bitch
She's not the log lady

>>214160327
Same. I recently had a korean horror run and really liked it

>>214160337
>Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell
Interesting might give it a shot

>>214160173
>I carry a- ACK

watching futurama rn

>>214160390
Yeah idr that sorry

>>214160397
>Interesting might give it a shot
it's retarded but it's kinda fun

>>214160369
Guess you'll be watching Dexter
i think the Leftovers works more for people who've gone through similar loss and grief that the shows depicts, otherwise its just a sappy melodrama if you cant relate to how they feel and all their irrationalities and peculiar behaviors

>>214160414
The log remembers

>lick me
>I can't bre-
>I SAID LICK ME

>>214160410
which one?
>Oh. That's a little bright-

Martial Farts:
*gong sound*
YOOOOOO
*bows*
*gives you a roundhouse kick to the face*
*farts in your face*

These days I be vibrating sexual luxury chinese.

>>214160438
lol

>>214160438
>*gong sound*
>YOOOOOO
Where is that fucking sound effect from? I've always wondered but I don't even know how to look it up

i just like to watch japanese girl teen pornography

>>214160434
imagine if she sat on his face and farted haha

>>214160457
Japanese porn sucks
The girls are all obviously miserable and their screeching and high pitched moans are obnoxious

Suspiria is always fun to watch.

mom getting on to me about my gap year streak again but im only 43 and have just a couple semesters left so idk what she’s worrying about

You think there's ever been a case where someone got shot in the colon and survived and then shat out the bullet

>>214160432
Yeah I've watched Dexter here and there when it was on tv back in the day but may give it a shot
I think you might be right about the leftover things, it was just too much built up and I could'nt figure out where it was trying to lead

>>214160386
bad video (doesn't match the vibe at all), but the song is decent.

>>214160464
wdym miserable are you kidding me rn
their reactions are supposed to be muted, it's realistic

>>214160464
wow you're a white man that likes white girls, congratulations! i am fucking indian, motherfucker

Need to go to sleep but I can't calm down inside

The lust for power is not rooted in strength but in weakness. It is the expression of the inability of the individual self to stand alone and live. It is the desperate attempt to gain secondary strength where genuine strength is lacking. The word power has a twofold meaning. One is the possession of power over somebody, the ability to dominate him; the other meaning is the possession of power to do something, to be able, to be potent. The latter meaning has nothing to do with domination; it expresses mastery in the sense of ability.

>>214160455
i found it funny that niptoons would make fun of virgins by calling them cherry boys (as in, hadn't popped their cherry)

>>214160471
i am indian i want white east asian pussy so fucking bad, motherfucker

>>214160499
Why is that baby so smug

SHOULD I ORDER CHIPOTLE OR NOT GUYS

>>214160497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s

>>214160527
No

>>214160527
roll

You have autonomy right? You can think for yourself can't you?

>>214160522
god this film is such a gay ass pretentious ass piece of shit
it got me wanting fries with my steak tho

>>214160527
Probably not.

Someone's coming by tomorrow to install a new water pump

My candle is burning very deep down the middle

>>214160544
Do I?

>>214160456
I looked it up previously and couldn’t find anything, but I just found it this time
>it's called "tejime." it's part of a celebratory ritual. the call "IYOOOOO" is a shortened version of the Japanese word "iwaou" which means "let's celebrate!"

>>214160527
YES

I don't like food poisoning

>>214160583
Is that something that people like?

I can’t imagine what kind of pathetic failure of a human you are if you get bitched by your pet cat

>>214160564
You have no idea how relieved you've made me feel by knowing this now

>>214160596
The lads at /brit/ would find this hilarious

I guess I’ll get stoned off my tits and watch a movie tonight. Then I’ll go to sleep. Also Im Ryan Schutt and I’m gay and I’m Barack Obama.

This is a reference to the time when George Bush Sr attended a meeting of the Skull & Bones society at his alma mater in 1987 as a special guest but the initiation rituals went wrong and one of the freshmen had to be hospitalized for severe burns on his abdomen and inner thighs.

>>214160588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6WnMPJjbng

donald trump

im not a slut

donald rumsfeld

>>214160626
you are a slut
and will stay a slut
because i told you so

>>214160626
ur a butt slut

Donald Tusk

Are you ready for the Carney decade?

>>214160626
same. i've actually never had sexual intercourse, if you can believe such a thing.

democracy just doesn't work

>>214160656
Neither do you

>>214160564
>>214160599
This “tejime” thing almost seems analogous to when Muslims do their “takbir— allahu ackbar” thing lol; it’s even used in religious rituals
https://youtu.be/DpfNpnstKaM

I’m not fully convinced that this is the origin of the “gong— YOOO” thing though; need to do more research

I get paid 25 an hour at my current job

i get paid 0 dollars per millennium

>>214160662
i'm listening and learning something new today

>>214160662
The AI slop answer points to literal Kabuki Theatre lol

>>214160650
Remember "Elbows up" bro!

>>214160650
He's supposed to a return to centrism

I miss my heavy drinking days.

How does this picture make you feel?

>>214160682
If only we had a Japanese woman speaking

>>214160457
thats pedophilia adjacent thoughbeit

>>214160611
Aside from be tits she kinda mid NGL, like once you look at her right

>>214160650
I’m feeling very “who cares” about it.

>>214160705
Mr Cummy used to post this goddamn shit over on /o/ so it reminds me of his faggot furry ass. Not a good feeling.

>>214160705
The people who draw pictures like these need to be killed.

>>214160702
I have that same hairline and I'm 25.

>>214160755
Cherished*

>>214160771
Just shave it all off dawg

>>214160765
This girl fucks white guys exclusively.

>>214160765
I have this same body but I'm a guy

>>214160774
I'm trying to grow a skillet.
>shave it off
Did that on June 13th.

>>214160765
Had a similar brazillian-jap chick in class and she was a massive bitch

>>214160781
No, Jason. You don't.

museums should be open all night, like convenience stores. not one time have i been curious or ready to be moved by the arts while sober. but about this time, once i've had a dozen, that's all i want. to quietly walk around and look at paintings or sculpture. i guess it's my don birnam kicking in. i delude myself into feeling i'd have some profound thought or feeling about the work.

>Eat more chicken than any man ever seen
>YEAH!
>*CIA sponsored organ solo*
>*Orgasm noises*

Dude, I'm going insane right now.
God doesn't want me dead.

How much does circumcision actually effect pleasure?

trim your nose hairs they're out of control and people are starting to talk.

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>>214160819
A lot. The foreskin provides natural lubrication and protection.

>>214160765
Yeah she’s hot but I’m really not into the whole anime egirl uwu persona. It’s so fake.

>>214160825
shut up spinny

>>214160819
Imagine losing 40,000 nerve endings just because Christianity, Islam and Judaism tell you to cut your dick off because naturally growing dick cheese.

That's how much you lose.

>>214160781
>>214160788
Jason looks like this

>>214160841
Shut up indian rapist FREE CANADA

Dick cheese doesn't taste that bad

Sweet and sour meatballs for supper

>>214160848
This

>>214160819
No one can actually say, because anyone with a foreskin doesn't know what it feels like to be circumcised. Vise versa.

>>214160847
Nope.

I’m glad my mom chose not to circumcise me. I’m very thankful for that. But all the snipped cocks I’ve sucked have still tasted fine, so I don’t think it’s that big of a deal in the end.

Circumcision is a good thing because it makes you less likely to become a slave to carnal desire

>>214160856
People get circumsized as adults

>>214160856
Anyone here been cut later in life?

>>214160870
Mhmmm sure thing buddy, I bet it happens all the time.

>>214160856
I mean it has to damage feeling. I'm sure if half of your nose was chopped off your olfactory senses would suffer

I'm circumcised

>Sunny days
>Suckin’ a
>Dick I’m gay

>>214160873
>>214160877
i did

>>214160880
Have you ever cried from watching a anime

drinking milk

>>214160860
That's an embarrassing gay experience.

I have phimosis. It's never caused me any issues but I could go get it fixed if I wanted, but fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that lol.

>>214160885
Mhmm sure thing buddy, I bet you get circumcised all the time.

>>214160842
It’s just Muslims and Jews who circumcise THOUGH
Americans who circumcise do it for reasons other than Christianity (Jews are commanded in their book to circumcise their slaves)

>>214160885
How much does it effect pleasure would you say?
How is it actually functionally different

>>214160892
T Hanks why do you never stay and talk

>>214160888
Yes, I'm an emotional person. I get teary eyed reading books.

Young White Men

>>214160902
its true the doctor complained about my dick cheese

it's wild how stupid and naive some of the posters here really are

>>214160913
what do you want me to say?

>>214160920
Idk you're an enigma. Anything.

someone invite me to the /cum/cord

>>214160917
No he didn't

>>214160898
You should see a doctor and ask about non-surgical options. You shouldn’t do it yourself, as you can accidentally cause the formation of scar tissue and make the problem worse, but if I recall correctly, there are certain stretching exercises combined with steroid creams to prevent the formation of scar tissue that can stretch it out and solve the problem. Either way, something to ask a doctor; I’m not a doctor, and don’t have phimosis, so I don’t really know.

Currently cooking Blackened Salmon in the oven

>>214160910
having foreskin felt way better also i didn't have to use lube

>>214160936
Yes he complained there wasn't enough for his bagel

Someone at some point has to have made a joke about a Jew with a healing factor who's foreskin keeps growing back and he has to think of new and creative ways to keep it from regenerating

my life is over

>>214160931
okay. i like milk.

Eating ass is fun sometimes

I would crucify 15.8 million jews for my foreskin back.

The doctor told me I have an oral fixation

>>214160952
What else do you like. Name 5 things

>>214160940
Like I said it doesn't hurt or feel tight or anything. The only real downside is that it looks a lot like the chestburster from Alien lmao.

>>214160687
Looks like the kabuki thing is right, according to this forum discussion:
https://www.japan-guide.com/forum/quereadisplay.html?0+137911

Here’s some sort of formal kabuki or noh ceremony that uses it:
https://youtu.be/SBHG7BTFDGI

>>214160949
Hawt

>>214160960
Skim milk
1% milk
2% milk
Whole milk
Raw milk

>>214160942
if a girl is aroused she will produce the lube

>>214160941
Pink Panther looking mf

>>214160968
>Skim
Yuck! Whole only for me…

my dick used to be so sensitive when i still had my 4skin

>>214160968
Man milk? Na come on bro get real

>>214160971
Not having a foreskin still makes the sex worse for the woman, as well as the man

>>214160960
my list is small. in no particular order:
books
music
theology
jesus

>>214160974
I like 2% best :)

real homo hours it seems

>>214160964
Also this is the technical term for it in Japanese theatre
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakegoe

>>214160987
Wow! So many fellow Christian posters in here. I had no idea t hanks

>>214160959
Alri Norm

>>214160977
Can I take your load too?

>>214160982
This is pure cope. Foreskin reduces friction and thus stimulation for the woman, it's less pleasurable for them and this has been proven countless times. Women prefer cut dicks in appearance too, and for fellatio.

Uncut fags truly have an infinite well of cope when it comes to sex.

>>214161006
>>214161006

>>214160987
>>214161000
i used to also like gardening

Uncut dicks look so smooth and juicy and cut dicks looks so dry and cracked.......we need to make them pay........

>>214161007
You are just mutilated and coping.